Welcome to the definitive edition of My Hero Academia: Dynamite And A Laserbeam. For those who do not know what I mean, then allow me to give you an explanation. What this is supposed to represent is a definitive, final version of Dynamite And A Laserbeam for new readers to enjoy. The old version, titled the same thing, is currently being updated with new content in older chapters. However, here, is where the updated "old chapters" are going to be published and become "new content" for those who have not read the original.

Speaking of the original, while it is not considered the "Definitive Edition" it will still be updated with new content. While that might make this look redundant, the reason why I'm not taking down the original is because A. It's over 3 years old now, and I have far too much attachment to it to take it down. And B. I just don't want to. Besides, it's not like anyone is reading it anymore, so, even though I update it, no one goes to it. No one reads it. So, I'm putting this here to bring it out to a new audience, and, so that I can get feedback on the new updated versions of the old chapters, seeing as FF does not have a multiple review per chapter thing.

Now, to the new readers, who have no idea what they're about to get into. Hi! My name is DeathlyJazzHands55, though you probably already knew that given the fact that you can see my username when you click on the story. I want to state right here, and right now, before we begin, to PLEASE read through the whole disclaimer I am about to put here. It is important, and, it will not be gone over again. If you do not read this here, and you decide to skip past the warning at the beginning, then I do not want to see ANY comment regarding the content within this fanfiction.

With that being said: If you are below the age of 16, then I strongly suggest you do not continue to read this piece of fanfiction any longer. I've labelled it M for Mature for a reason. If I could label it E for Explicit I would have, especially considering the type of content that exists within the digital pages of this fanfic.

But, if you haven't clicked off, and or swiped away from this work, and are curious as to why I am going through all of this trouble to detail why you, dear underaged reader, should not be reading this, then I will go ahead and list them off for you now.

In no particular order, My Hero Academia: Dynamite And A Laserbeam (Definitive Edition) will cover the following topics:

Rape. Abuse. Sexual Abuse. Physical and Emotional Abuse. Child Sexual Exploitation. Mentions of and or Implications of Child Rape/Sexual Abuse. Child Abuse. Pornographic Material. Excessive Descriptions of Blood and Gore. References and use of Drugs and Alcohol. Depictions of Fictional Transphobia and Homophobia. Depictions of Fictional Racism. Mentions of and Implications of Attempted Suicide. And Suicide.

If anything in that list stands out to you for any reason at all whatsoever, and it makes you both uncomfortable and disgusted to read, please turn away now. If you do not, and if you decide to leave a comment, review, what-have-you, or complain about any of these previously mentioned comments, then I will delete them, and or, block you. I will not give you an explanation as to why, nor will I even bother to attempt to explain it. I will simply assume that you did not read the disclaimer.

Another thing that I should probably mention before continuing is that, even though I am writing about a lot of messed up and deplorable things, that does not mean that I, for whatever reason, like any of the subjects or believe in any of the subjects listed above. I cannot believe that I have to say this, but, just because I wrote the aforementioned material listed above, that does not mean nor will it ever mean, that I enjoy, condone, or endorse any of it. The only thing that I "like" is blood and gore, and that is only in fictional settings.

The reason why I am writing these things is because I want to raise awareness of these topics, and, I want to promote discussion of it. While I know that fanfiction isn't typically a place to cover these kinds of topics, seeing as all of the times that I have seen other people write about these kinds of issues, it usually isn't done all that well. And if it is, then they are met with either heavy critique that is often missing the point as to why said content is included, or they are baselessly accused of "enjoying what they write." That kind of attitude and mentality only causes harm and does not allow Creative Writing to be just that, Creative.

Art is art, no matter what anyone says. Art is subject to its own rules and laws, or which there are essentially none. There are no laws or rules, when it comes to making art. As long as it does not harm any real-life individuals or real minors. That should be all that matters when it comes to these types of things. If you think that it is a controversial opinion, then you either don't care about the integrity of art, or you're someone who doesn't understand or wishes to understand why Freedom Of Creativity is a thing.

It should go without saying, but, this is my story. I will write what I want to write, and the contents of this fanfiction are for me to decide. As long as anything that I write does not go against the Terms Of Service, then I am within my right to write about whatever it is I believe will push the plot and narrative forward. Even if you do not agree with my opinions, at least we can see eye-to-eye on this. And if you cannot compromise with that, then I heavily suggest you leave the world of fanfiction entirely. But, that's just my opinion.

This should also go without saying, but I'll say it anyway.

"My Hero Academia: Dynamite And A Laserbeam" is a fan-made piece of fiction written with the sole intention of showing respect, interest, and passion for both "My Hero Academia/Boku no Hero Academia" and "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Jojo no Kimiyou na Bouken." I own nothing within this fanfiction, with the sole exception being the plethora of Original Characters that show up within the work.

All rights for "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken" and "My Hero Academia/Boku no Hero Academia" belong to the original license holders of the two IPs, those of which being: Shueshia, Shonen Jump Magazine, Ultra Jump Magazine, VIZ Media, Kohei Horokoshi, and Hirohiko Araki.

Now, with all of that being said, I want to thank you all for taking the time to read this. With all of that out of the way, please enjoy - My Hero Academia: Dynamite And A Laserbeam (Definitive Edition)