As the group of the most powerful wizards and witches in the world enter the international vault of powerful and dangerous artifacts, they wait in anticipation for something to happen.

Quickly growing tired of waiting Dumbledore casts a detection spell of his own creation meant to find Voldemort if he was hiding "are you sure that someone entered the vault? I didn't detect anyone." He says look at Gregory curiously

Gregory the detection specialist nods "yes the intruder definitely entered here but they were extremely skilled, so it's entirely possible that they could hide even from you sir."

Dumbledore chuckles good naturedly but the people who know him well know that he's serious now "well that's certainly a pickle isn't it?"

Agilbert the selected leader nods grimly "then either their specialty is stealth or they are just as strong a Dumbledore. Everyone stick together and we will search the entire vault."

The entire squad starts moving as a collective through the vault as the reason all this is happening wakes up

Well my softening charm must have worn out during the night because my back is killing me!

Noswyl quickly transfigured the compressed dirt that hides him from view into a pile outside and exits the hole he dug underneath a tree. He then proceeds to return the dirt back under the tree to hopefully leave less clues.

Alright I'm somewhere in wales and in the middle of a forest, I didn't even pay attention to my surroundings while running. A rookie mistake on my part though I am a rookie when it comes to escaping the law.

He begins to trek through the woods and then hears a stream.

Well I do know that if there's a river then there is probably something nearby usually some kind of civilization.

He walks downstream for a while before coming across a bridge with a sign on it saying in both Welsh and English that says Newport down the road 96 kilometers.

Well I've got nothing better to do so I might as well start walking.

He starts following the road at a speed walking pace. And many hours later he's absolutely dead on his feet but he continues walking.

God this sucks! But I'm only about halfway so I don't get to stop yet.

The team of 131 people have been searching for hours now with absolutely no evidence of anything at all entering the vault.

Agilbert sighs helplessly and decides to investigate the events that led up to the event. He starts by questioning the Captain that led the initial investigation. "So you were in charge of the initial investigation?"

Oliver nods "yes sir we were originally sent to investigate a simple break in but it escalated quickly."

Agilbert continues questioning the people involved with the escalation and then calls everyone in the entire vault to listen. "So after some investigation I have uncovered what truly happened."

Agilbert starts explaining how a series of misunderstandings snowballed into this, and almost everyone is angry, especially at Oliver.

Many People, even some headmasters, want Oliver fired. but that is postponed until further notice.

Everyone returns to their counties heavily disgruntled except for Dumbledore who says he still has business in America.

After Oliver and the rest of the aurors return to headquarters with Oliver looking like he's walking to the gallows.

After being scolded by literally every superior he has, is immediately fired and stripped of all his possessions as punishment.

Oliver walks away into the streets dead to the world with his eyes hollow, but they regain a small spark of surprise when Dumbledore turns the corner. "Hello Oliver, I take it things didn't go so well?"

Oliver chuckles hollowly "you just made the understatement of the century."

Dumbledore eyes sparkle and he smiles at him amused "well I happen to have a spot in my school for defense against the dark arts, would you be interested in that?"

Oliver's eyes light up with hope and he quickly nods "yes sir, when do I start?"

Noswyl is now too tired to continue after walking throughout the entire day in the distance he sees a small town.

That's perfect, they probably have an inn or something!

With renewed vigor he makes his way to the town and finds a hotel that accepts debit which is really lucky. He quickly pays with his stolen card when the employee starts getting concerned.

She looks down at Noswyl wondering what he's doing here "where are your parents young man?"

Fuck I was too tired to think ahead, I'll just pull a Kevin McAllister. "Oh I'm here with my dad, he's getting some stuff at the store. I wanted to help him so he let me book the room!" Noswyl says with fake pride in his voice.

The employee nods and smiles happily at Noswyl "oh aren't you so responsible, well then I hope you enjoy your stay!"

Ok I definitely fooled her but she seems like a good person and would probably do something if my 'dad' doesn't show up, but even though I can't do illusions I can still use tricks.

He looks around and finds the coast is clear, he uses his magical telekinesis to take a different room key and return his.

This should help, as long as I avoid that one employee I should be fine.

Quickly finding the corresponding room to his new key, he enters the room and flops onto the bed.

I fucking hate walking… is his last thought before passing out.

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Sorry for the short chapter but I had to dig a trench and then fill it with rocks, then compact it so my dogs would stop digging holes in front of the steps to my house. So I'm really tired but I did say two chapters so I couldn't let anyone down:)