Clown in the Dumps A major character dies! And Lisa is worried about her dad's health when he can't stand up during a visit to Krusty's synagogue. Also Carrot Top cameos.
Plot
The title gag is Ned as an angel. Omg he dies! (Actually he doesn't...)
The billboard gag is Jimbo demanding that kids can now send him their lunch money online. He also accepts coin.
The chalkboard gag is "Spoiler alert. Unfortunately my dad doesn't die." Bart skates out of the school on his skateboard as usual.
The couch gag is Homer finding a high tech TV remote. He decides to go back in time to the 80s. He morphs into Tracey Ullman shorts Homer while convulsing.
"Let's all go out for frosted chocolate milkshakes." said retro Homer. Or frosty chocolate milkshakes.
Homer then went forward in time and convulses until he's back to normal.
Then he went forward in time but has a violent seizure as he morphs and changes through thousands of years.
We arrive in the year 10,000 AD...
The house is now a white void. A cube with colourful lights inside is the table. Homer as a blob with tentacles floats in.
"D'oh. D'oh. D'oh. D'oh. D'oh." said future blob Homer. "Family. Meet me at... the kitchen cube. D'oh. D'oh. D'oh. D'oh. D'oh."
(electric crackling)
(growling voice) Marge and the kids are also hideous things...
"I am Simpson. I am Simpson. I am Simpson." Lisa gurgled.
(gurgling)
"Don't... Don't have cow, man." said Bart, or whatever he now was.
"I am Simpson. I am Simpson." said Lisa.
"Don't... Don't have cow, man. Don't... Don't have cow, man." said Bart interrupting her.
"I am Simpson. I am Simpson." said Lisa frantically.
(distorted): "Hail the dark lord of the twin moons." said Marge. Coooool!
"I am Simpson. I am Simpson." said Lisa.
"Don't have cow, man." said Bart. (gurgling) He appears to be having some sort of epileptic fit.
(growls) "Simpson." said Lisa.
"Cow, man." said Bart.
"I am Simpson. I am Simpson." said Lisa.
(babbling) Bart has a complete breakdown trying to make himself heard and has a fit.
(squishing) Maggie as a Blob arrived. (low voice): "Make purchase of the merchandise."
"D'oh." Honer groaned.
"Don't have cow, man." said Bart while having a fit.
"I have memories..." said Homer.
Throughout the time passed we see Marge and Homer as um things watching the sun rise.
"I still love you Homie." said Thing Marge.
Then the corrupted Simpsons Erik created for one of his universes.
I assume they are as screwed up as the 10,000 AD ones.
Then some Simpson amoebas all say "We are family." in squeaky voices.
Back in 10,000 AD Homer goes D'oh! Mournfully as he watches his family jabbering on and on.
"All animals can scream." said Marge.
"Don't... have... cow... Don't." said Bart.
"This is indeed a disturbing universe." said 10,000 AD Maggie.
"I am Simpson. I am Simpson." said Lisa.
...
The episode opens with the Simpsons one evening in the lounge debating who will die this episode.
"So the twist this episode is that someone is gonna die." said Marge.
"Probably will be Grampa..." said Homer as Grampa is very old.
"I hope it's Mr Burns. Or Carrot Top." said Oscar.
"I hope it's Larry King." said Bart.
Marge mumbled. "You shouldn't Hope it's anyone..." She frowned.
The next morning.
Lisa is helping Bart and Milhouse prank Homer. How odd.
They set a low table a certain distance from the couch and put a bowl of popcorn on the table.
"Three feet, nine inches. That should do it." said Lisa.
"Don't you know what kind of animal we're dealing with?" said Bart. He moved the table further away from the couch.
"Okay, enough theory." said Lisa.
"Hey, Dad. We made popcorn." Bart called.
Homer in a towel runs in and sits down. "Woo-hoo!" However he finds he cannot reach the popcorn. Get up fatso... "Huh? Out of my reach? (grunts) Must... make... effort." (grunting)
Bart and Milhouse grin.
Homer grunts as he strains. (bones crack) He breaks some bones in his fingers. Ouch.
"Yay. Mr. Simpson, you earned this." He eats the popcorn.
"And Mr Simpson you earned this." Milhouse paid him some money.
"Milhouse don't give my Dad money..." said Bart.
Oscar enters the room. He sees Homer eating popcorn.
"(gasps) Don't eat Clownja's eggs!" Oscar cried.
"Oz stop being a moron and referencing Killer Klowns from outer space..." Bart sighed.
"Never!" said Oscar.
(quiet grunts) "What's on TV?" Homer asked.
"Krusty's getting roasted tonight." said Lisa.
"Mmmmmmmmm! Roasted clown..." Homer moaned and drooled.
"No Dad!" Bart said annoyed and flustered.
"Dad we've been through this with you and Oz... They're not literally roasting him..." Lisa sighed putting the TV on. Krusty's roast started.
However Krusty takes the term getting roasted literally in his titles for his celebrity roast as Mr Teeny spit roasts him and turns him into a sandwich.
Lisa rolls her eyes.
A monster TV roars and eats Krusty.
Oscar screams hysterically.
"Ugh! It's that Trisha Goddard talk show title sequence with the mouths again..." Bart sighed as he grabbed Oscar and slapped some sense into him.
The celebrity roast started.
Marge came in to ruin the fun as she usually does.
"Hey. (grumbles) Sometimes the language on these gets a little B-L-U-E." Marge explained. Everyone except Homer rolled there eyes and frowned at her.
"What?" Homer asked. Marge frowned and pointed to her hair. "Oh."
"If you don't let us watch, we'll just go to a house where some more permissive parents will." said Lisa.
"Lisa rebelling? Am I dreaming?" Oscar asked with joy.
"No Oz, this is not a dream. Now pull up your shorts..." said Bart as Oscar had pulled down his own shorts.
"How permissive?" Marge asked.
"Chief Wiggum shows us crime photos at sleepovers." said Bart.
At a sleepover at the Wiggum's. Ralph invitee Martin, Bart and Milhouse for some reason.
"So this is what a body looks like after it drops 60 stories." Ralph, Martin and Bart are horrified.
Clancy sees Milhouse is sleeping. Or trying to. "Uh, come on, Milhouse, don't pretend you're asleep. This is the world we live in. Yeah." said Clancy to Milhouse.
Back at the Simpsons.
(crowd laughs over TV)
Marge grumbled. "Hrrrrrrrmmmmm! Fine you can watch it. I'll be having words with Ralph's father..."
They all watch the celebrity roast.
It's where celebrities tell insulting jokes about the guest celebrity to their face.
"Hey, Krusty, our local deli just named a sandwich after you." said some comedian. Yum deli sandwich... "It's called "The Unfunny Comedian.""
(crowd laughs)
"Screw you man!" Bart heckled.
"Quiet boy." Homer said sharply.
"You will always be remembered for your countless appearances on the Krusty the Clown Show and your one appearance on To Catch A Predator." said the comedian roasting Krusty.
(crowd laughs)
The kids screamed. "Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
"Kids I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. Unlike when Drake Bell was called out on To Catch a Predator..." said Marge.
"Hey, I spent a lifetime making people happy." said Krusty annoyed.
"Yeah- plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers." said the comedian getting more laughs.
"I was just about to say that." Krusty said annoyed. "Oh, he took my laugh." He groaned. "Screw it, I'm doing it anyway. Plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers."
There was awkward silence. (man coughs)
"And I was not on To Catch A Predator as I don't do that sort of thing to children!" Krusty yelled.
"What a legend. Krusty the Clown is to comedy what Martin Luther King is to comedy." said the comedian.
(laughter)
"Hey shut up! Martin Luther King can be hilarious sometimes! When he wants to." said Oscar.
Bart gave him a concerned look.
"We've seen a lot of top-flight comics tonight, but that's over, because it's time to hear from Krusty the Clown." said Sarah Silverman. Some time had passed and Krusty looked exhausted.
"Welcome, Krusty. I grew up watching you. Oh, uh, sorry. I threw up watching you." said Sarah Silverman.
(laughter, applause)
Bart had enough.
"Stop it! You stop it! Krusty the clown has a manic gift that gladdens a sad world, and all he asks in return is our unceasing attention! How can you allow this? Krusty the clown has given us nothing but joy! I wish everyone was Krusty the clown!" Bart ranted. He was struck by lightning. Indoors somehow. Like when Peter had King Midas powers but turning things into Robin Williams instead of gold. Bart gained the power to turn everything and everyone into Krusty.
First he tapped Lisa and she turned into Krusty. Well his head on her body.
"Hooahahaha! Oh my! Pearls! I'm a freakin oyster! Hooahahaha!" said Krusty Lisa.
The Simpsons except Bart and Lisa screamed in horror.
...
At the roast Krusty went up to do a speech but was tired of the whole thing and retired again...
"Sarah Silverman. I say this with love, you disrespectful skank. You've had more..." He sighed, "Oh. Suddenly, I don't feel like doing this."
(gasps) Everyone gasped.
Krusty has a tiny clown in his pants! Gahahahaha!
"Sorry, Mini-ha-ha. Canceling the bit. Tell the others."
Oscar laughed.
"I thought this night would be fun for me and my friends. I don't even know these people." said Krusty.
Carrot Top held a sign that read: "Suck it, Krusty."
"Oh shove it, Carrot Top! You're not funny!" Oscar snapped.
Bart nodded as he went around turning family members into Krusty with his new powers.
Krusty Homer etc laughed Krusty's laugh.
...
And so this is another, Krusty is fed up with comedy so he's retiring again. Much like the, Krusty is bankrupt again episodes or the, Krusty gets arrested episodes.
Kids ask Krusty questions as he packs up.
"Krusty." a kid asked.
"Yeah?" Krusty asked.
"Is your nose red because it's embarrassed to be seen with you?" asked the kid.
(laughter) kids laugh.
"Oh, nobody warned me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've seen and laughed at." Krusty sighed.
"And clowns have red noses because they just do. And I'm obsessed with big shiny red cartoon clown noses. Ain't that right, Clownja?" said Oscar who was carrying Clownja. His cartoon clown headed Jack in a box critter.
Clownja jabbered.
Bart winced exasperated.
Plot 2
Bart then went with his Dad and his brother Hugo to the nearby Swapper Jacks. Despite that they went out of business over the Ebola monkey meat scandal!
Homer bought organic beer and monkey meat. Monkey meat!
"Oz stop going on about monkey meat..." Bart sighed.
"Never!" Oscar yelled.
Bart decided to help Krusty.
"Krusty, sorry about the roast. They had no right to say those hilarious things." said Bart.
"How could they say I'm past my prime? Me- the voice of Ovaltine." said Krusty.
"You're the voice of Ovaltine?!" Oscar asked.
Bart face palmed.
"Krusty, why don't you talk to your dad? He'll cheer you up. He's a rabbi." said Bart. Rabbis are not known for having a sense of humour...
"He must've learned something from that giant star scroll he's always reading." said Milhouse.
"Milhouse... that's a Torah..." Bart sighed.
"Kid, does talking to your dad make you feel better?" Krusty asked Bart.
"Well, no, but he's not a rabbi. More of a flabbi." said Bart. He laughed hysterically. (snorts, laughs)
"Why, you little... I'll show you who's a flabbi!" Homer stuffed Bart's face into his belly flab. Yuck!
"Ungh! Get off of me!" Bart struggled. "I can't breathe!"
"Say I'm not a flabbi! Say it!" Homer yelled.
"Never!" Bart groaned muffled.
Oscar and Krusty exchanged bemused looks.
"I'm going in the Swapper Jacks to buy weird jellies..." said Milhouse wanting to get away from Homer and Bart.
"Apologise at once!" Homer yelled.
"Ugh! Can't breath!" Bart groaned.
...
Rabbi Krustofski's house.
Krusty went to see his father.
"So, basically, I came here so you could tell me the truth- that I'm great." said Krusty.
"As the Torah says: Judgment belongs to God." said Krusty's father the rabbi.
"The Torah also says you can't eat ham, and I'm the spokesman for HamCo Ham." said Krusty. Hehehehe!
Rabbi Krustofski frowned. "This is why I only call you on Christmas and Easter." You don't celebrate those holidays...
"Wait, wait, wait. Please, Dad. Do you even think I'm funny?" Krusty begged him.
"I'm not gonna lie to you, for funny, I prefer Rabbi Rudenstein. He puts the "ha" in Hanukah and the "levity" in Leviticus." said Rabbi Krustofski. "As for you, son, if you want to know my honest opinion of you, you've always been... eh." Then he sat still not moving. Um oh dear...
"Go on. I've always been "Eh... ntertaining"? Dad?" Krusty asked. Uh oh...
"Show me nose fog." He put his hand mirror on the table to look up his father's nose or to look at his face from below. "Oh, God, he's dead. And he never lived to see me be successful." (sobbing)
Rabbi Krustofski is dead!
Dun dun dun!
...
A synagogue. The marquee reads "Rabbi Krustofski Funeral."
The Simpsons are invited because Bart is Krusty's biggest fan and helped him out in life. Ie reunited him with his father.
They are all wearing black. Homer, Bart, Hugo and Eric have yarmulkes on.
"I can't believe Rabbi Krustofski is gone! It felt like only last year when we were trying to reunite him with Krusty and get them talking again!" said Bart miserable.
"Yes dear but try to show some decorum and hold your head down in mourning." said Marge.
Also half the town were there for some stupid reason.
Comic Book Guy in a promo but in my fanon was tweeting.
"This is the worst funeral I have ever live streamed ever."
Bart glared at him.
"Look if you don't wanna be here and be respectful to Krusty's family and friends, then go!" Bart yelled at him.
"Feh!" Comic Book Guy left.
Then Jurkle and his family sat down. Rabbi Krustofski was their rabbi.
Oscar made faces at Jurkle.
"A pusten fas hilcht hecher. "An empty barrel reverberates loudly." And today, my heart is that barrel." said Krusty.
"Do a barrel roll!" Oscar heckled. Marge hushed him.
"Even though my father and I had our difficulties, (sobs) he was a great man. And, well, he always... Wha?" said Krusty as everyone now had Rabbi Krustofski beards.
Oscar laughed hysterically at Helen Lovejoy for having a beard. Oscar you have a beard too.
"Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh." Everyone sighed like Rabbi Krustofski.
"Eh! Eh! Eh!" Oscar squawked like Anne from Little Britain.
(sighs) "Look, I'm an entertainer. So maybe the best way to say how I feel about my dad is through a song that someone else wrote that I hired people to sing. This is for you, Dad." said Krusty.
(to the Itchy & Scratchy theme):
He fought and fought
And fought for Jewish rights
Wisdom sought
Students taught
Rabbi Krustofsky's gone.
A choir sang.
"Yeah, well, it's just... well, I thought... Seriously, it can be really tough to lose your father." Krusty cried and sat down. Bart gave him a look of sympathy. (crying)
Carrot Top came to the funeral too and was holding his "Suck it, Krusty." sign.
"That's it! I'm gonna kill him!" Oscar snapped trying to get at Carrot Top.
Rudenstein: "Yasher Co-ack. Let us all please rise." the Rabbi of this particular synagogue instructed everyone to stand up. They all did except Homer who was sleeping. Um rude!
(snoring)
Marge woke him. "Homer, get up."
"Huh? Oh, uh..." He struggles to stand up. (grunting) "Oh! Oh! Ooh!" He grabs a beam of light! Cooool! (panting)
"Coooool! He's grabbing the beam of light coming from the window!" Oscar cooed.
"Dad stop breaking the laws of physics..." Hugo said annoyed.
Homer flopped back onto the pew.
"Dad, are you okay?" Lisa asked concerned.
"Yeah, yeah, great. (sighs) I guess my getting-up days are over." said Homer.
(gasps) Lisa gasped.
(humming a tune) Oscar is absentmindedly humming to a tune.
"Dad, you're eating too much. I'm worried about your health. I don't want to lose you." Lisa said softly. (softly): "Oh, no."
...
The wake.
There was a Wake in a white gazebo.
Marge comforts Krusty.
"Krusty, I brought some homemade chicken soup. We used the Play-Doh maker for the matzo." said Marge. She had a thermos of soup.
Oscar laughed. "She used Maggie's Play-doh spaghetti maker!"
Marge sighed slightly annoyed by Oscar.
"Uh, thanks, but I don't really like soup." said Krusty.
"But you wear that little spoon around your neck." said Marge.
(chuckles) "You really notice stuff, don't you?" said Krusty sighing.
"Yes." said Marge.
"This spoon I wear is to ward off Uri Geller. It's like garlic and vampires." said Krusty.
Marge sighed. "And I can tell how hard it was to lose your father. I lost mine. (Sobs) But at least you were there to share his final thoughts. (Sobs louder)."
"Eh. No, no, it's a big thing. No, that's what he called me. "Eh."" Krusty sighed because the last thing his father said to him was "Eh..."
"Mm. It could be worse." said Marge.
"Oh, yeah? How?" Krusty asked.
"I don't know, uh... how about... (blows raspberry)" Marge blew a raspberry.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"That's a lot worse. Can you stop comforting me now?" Krusty's frowned.
"Krusty, condolences on your loss." said some Jewish guy.
...
At the wake Sideshow Mel was talking to Sideshow Bob. He's alive! It's a miracle!
"It's a nightmare..." said Bart.
"So this is the Bob whose comedic genius I can never live up to." said Mel, drunk again. "Believe me, all of us have thought about killing him." Oh my god!
Bart gasped in horror.
Homer was eating, as usual.
Lisa sat down at his table.
"Dad I'm worried! I don't wanna lose you!" said Lisa.
"Oh sweetie. You won't lose me. Not for another ten years at least." said Homer.
Dr Hibbert at another table coughed for attention "Ahem." As if he knew Homer hadn't that long.
"Oh Dr Hibbert's still got that cold I see." said Homer.
Oscar spent the wake trying to give the soup Marge made to Jurkle.
"No thanks. I already have a week's worth of soup for lunches." said Jurkle as his mom made him soup!
"Oy vey!" said Oscar.
...
Krusty went to clown grief counselling. The building welcomed clowns, jesters and rodeo clowns. But the sign said "No Mimes."
A mime angry stormed out.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Inside Arthur Crandall and Gabbo were waiting with several miserable clowns who were crying and sobbing, there was even an upset Clownja.
Krusty was having therapy with a therapist who revealed he used to be a clown. Until an elephant stomped on him!
"I was Professor Pickles. Until an elephant stomped on me." said Professor Pickles.
"That elephant and I, um we have our differences..." said the therapist. "Krusty what brings you here. And don't say a clown car..."
"Clown car!" Oscar yelled.
He was thrown out of the meeting/session.
"Oof!"
Krusty spoke about his youth.
"I'm a sad clown... Like what's his name- Liberace." That's not a clown...
"Tell me about your father, huh?" asked Professor Pickles.
A flash back with Krusty as a boy.
Young Krusty was reading a joke book. But he heard his father come in so he put it in a bible/book of Jewish texts.
"Ah! Herschel, did you read your Exodus?" His father asked.
"Oh, uh, oh, sure." said Krusty.
"Really? Then tell me, what did the burning bush say?" asked Rabbi Krustofski.
"It said "Ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?!"" Krusty ranted.
(laughs) "My son, you are a big needy nothing that only laughs can fill." said Rabbi Krustofski.
(scoffs) "I don't need laughs." said Krusty grouchy.
"Ha. Oh, thank you. Thank you. A big needy nothing." said Krusty in the present. (sniffles)
"Wow. Wow. Krusty, would you like a therapy dog?" asked the therapist.
"Yeah. With extra relish! Hey-hey! I still got it, huh?" Krusty thought he meant a hotdog.
"In Korea it would be both! Mmmmmm! Dog meat..." said some Koreans.
"Stop stereotyping!" Cousin Hank seethed.
The therapist explained Krusty was in denial about his grief by making jokes. He needed time to mourn.
"You're right Professor Pickles. I've just lost my father! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Krusty sobbed.
Professor Pickles comforted him.
Plot 3
The Krusty the clown show.
Kids were chatting,
"Quiet please children. The show's about to start." said Sideshow Mel.
Bart worried wondered if he meant "We were all thinking about killing him." Was about himself or Krusty. Either outcome sounded terrible from Mel.
Perhaps he'll go on a revenge story arc too! Except he'll want revenge upon everyone that gave him a cheese sandwich.
Krusty arrived.
"Before we start the show I have an announcement." said Krusty.
The kids in the crowd listen.
"I need time to properly mourn my father. So I will be putting the show on hiatus." said Jrusty.
The kids including Bart and Milhouse groaned.
So he announced his retirement again. This time so he had time to mourn.
"On a personal level, he used to call me Little Lord Tingaling." said Oscar.
Bart laughed hysterically.
"Yeah like my bladder issues are that funny..." Oscar sulked.
Bart tried composing himself as he was still in fits of giggles.
...
Because Krusty's father was a rabbi he got a graveside service for dead rabbis.
I don't know what that is but the mourners and friends help bury the coffin.
Krusty sobbed. As per his wishes. His father was buried next to his mother's grave. Yeah his mother died long ago.
Then started the seven days of mourning. Called Shiva after the Hindu god.
Oscar had a mischievous grin. No Oscar no!
At Krusty's mansion.
Krusty, Sophie, Sideshow Mel, Barbara Krustofski and Luke Perry were performing the rites of Jewish mourning or Shiva. Oscar was um...
"You betrayed Shiva! Thum Shiva Ke Vishwasth Karthe Ho!" Oscar was being a freaking moron!
Jurkle slapped him upside the head for being stupid.
"Ow!" Oscar whined.
Then they had the first meal of the seven days of mourning.
Boiled eggs and lentil soup.
Oscar was juggling the boiled eggs...
Krusty face palmed and tried to contain his anger.
Then Oscar noticed all the mirrors were covered in cloth. While Ace was politely observing the period of mourning near a covered mirror, Oscar pulled the sheet off of the mirror.
Ace hissed and bared his fangs because vampires dislike mirrors as they have no reflections in one. So they instinctively know a mirror can be used by vampire hunters to identify them.
"Kid what the heck are you doing?!" Krusty got annoyed at Oscar.
...
Simpsons house.
Lisa was trying to get Dad to eat healthy.
"Eeewwwww! What is this Lisa?" She served him something healthy.
"Tofu." said Lisa.
"There's a bug in it..." said Homer.
Lisa sighed.
"Homer listen to your daughter! You had quire the health scare in season 4!" said Marge. She referenced his heart attack.
"How is this man still alive?!" asked Comic Book Guy.
"How are you still alive?!" Bart asked him. "You're fatter than my dad!"
"Um. Touché." Comic Book Guy realised he didn't have the audacity to talk about Homer's health when he was even fatter.
"If Krusty's still miserable he could always do a good deed like Robin Williams in Patch Adams." said Oscar.
In Patch Adams. Robin Williams was in a children's ward for terminally ill children. He put a red clown nose on his nose and used surgical tools as antenna and pretended he was a cartoon fly or bee with a big red shiny nose.
"Zzzzzzzzzz!"
"Um... no." said Bart. "Just let him Mourn Oz."
Oscar sighed.
...
Oscar went to the deli.
"What can I get yuhs? Come ooooooon!" said the abrasive owner of the deli.
"Pastrami on rye with hot mustard and pickles." said Oscar. Mmmmmmmm!
"Make that two." said Ace grinning. A Romanian helped invent the sandwich. Ace is Romanian.
"So what's up?" Ace asked him.
"The Sky." said Oscar eating his sandwich.
A studio audience jeered.
"I meant what's happening..." Ace sighed.
"Well Krusty's father died." said Oscar.
"That explains why Krusty's been miserable lately." said Ace. Somehow he bites his sandwich despite having needle like fangs.
Carrot Top was holding a "Suck it, Krusty." sign.
"That does it!" Oscar snapped. He pulled out magnum.44 and shot Carrot Top, killing him instantly.
"Oz! You just shot Carrot Top!" Ace yelled.
"You bastard!" said Kyle.
...
Master bedroom.
Marge knew Lisa was worried about her dad.
"Well your dad snores so he has to wear a snoring machine." The snoring machine was different to the one Artie paid for. "Yes Narrator we had to get a new one because of the messages Artie left as recordings on the other one..."
Lisa looked worried. Dad snored. He ate too much. He barely exercised so that even simple tasks like standing up from a sitting position were nearly impossible.
Marge sighed as she watched Homer sleep. His mask silenced his snores.
However Matt has already killed off a major character this season.
Krusty's mansion.
Krusty was so depressed he solved a Rubik's cube. Apparently it had seven sides somehow.
He then looked through his photo album.
First was a picture of him as a baby being given a bath by his father. Cute!
Then him running away naked from his father because his father was trying to circumcise him.
Then a picture of him as a teenager at his mother's grave with his father. They were mourning.
Then Krusty sometime after his father stopped speaking to him after finding out he was a clown. Krusty was celebrating getting his first clown car. There was a blue car with clowns peaking out of the windows and the sunroof.
Then there was a picture from Krusty's belated Bar Mitzvah. Mr T was in the background. I pity the fool!
Krusty sighed.
...
The blond guy Krusty called Lord Tingaling, he also called Oscar that. The blond guy was in a comedy sketch with Mr Teeny. Actually Krusty has just explained the guy working with Mr Teeny is David Hyde Pierce. Oh god!
"He's in The Odd Couple with David Hyde Pierce." said Krusty. That's just hilarious!
"Now, really, Oscar, would it kill you to use a coaster?" said David Hyde Pierce. Oz why are you on the Odd Couple...?
(screeching) Oz or Oscar screeched like a monkey and climbed on the refrigerator somehow.
"If you're going to go up there, at least dust!" said David Hyde Pierce.
Mr Teeny was concerned by Oscar's behaviour and drank from a cup of tea in a refined manner.
Oscar threw a plate at David Hyde Pierce.
Later he was given antipsychotic pills. Once he started behaving more or less like a human being, he picked up Bart because he is in the next scene with Krusty.
However the sarcastic security guard who worked for the Who now worked for a Krusty protecting his mansion.
"Whoa. Where do you kids think you're going?" The sarcastic security guard asked them.
"We're here to see Krusty. I'm his biggest fan." said Bart.
"Well I have a date with Lady Gaga. So toodle Ooh." said the security guard sending them away.
Oscar blew a blowpipe at him and the dart knocked him out.
"Great use of a tranquilliser dart Oz!" said Bart.
"Tranquilliser?" Oscar asked confused.
...
Bart was in Krusty's enormous lounge showing him on multiple screens some bizarre sketches he performed in on stage, in costumes.
"I'm gonna prove you did groundbreaking work. Krusty, I want you to binge-watch all the shows you've ever done." said Bart.
"Well, I've never said no to a binge." said Krusty. His maid siphoned whiskey down his throat with a cone in his mouth.
(static crackles)
"Deuteronomy? Isn't that the study of deuters?" said Krusty as the pope. "Crush them! In the name a Jebus!"
"Hippocampus? Isn't that another name for the University of Mississippi?" said Krusty as Einstein.
Bart winced baffled.
"Okay. I've been on 50 years. You're bound to repeat yourself a little." saud Krusty.
"Unless I wanted to be sat on by Mama Cass." said disco era Krusty during the seventies.
"Unless I wanted to be sat on by Dom DeLuise." said David Bowie Krusty as his character Ziggy Stardust.
"...by the cast of What's Happening!" Krusty was in an interview with someone.
"...William "The Refrigerator" Perry, everyone!" Krusty was a mime version of that comedian who smashes watermelons with a sledgehammer who banned Homer from his shows for eating his watermelon.
"...Newman from Seinfeld. ..." Krusty was doing Stand Up.
"the whale from Whale Rider." Krusty was Captain Jack Sparrow.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"...Adele! (laughs) What? She's a guest star?!" Krusty mentioned that fat blond singer, Adele. He was doing a sketch where for some god forsaken reason he was dressed as Wolverine with menorah candlesticks for claws!
Oscar laughed harder.
Bart winced exasperated.
...
"Krusty you're insane! And not in a good way! What on Earth was the meaning of those performances?!" Bart was exasperated by Krusty's eccentric sketches.
"Um Jewish Wolverine?! Hava nagila drongo!" said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
Then it was whiskey time again.
"Children you should not be here when the master gets like this!" said the maid.
"Make with the mouth funnel, Helga!" said Krusty.
Then that night Krusty went to Jew heaven!
He really should have gone to dog heaven...
In Jew Heaven was Rodney Dangerfield.
"Larry Burns? You died?!" Krusty gasped.
"I'm his actor, Rodney Dangerfield. He's a caricature of me! With the tie pulling and so on! Oh my! What does it take to get a drink round here!" said Rodney Dangerfield.
Then there was a Kosher pickle forest! With lumberjacks!
"Mmmmmmm! Kosher pickles... despite that all pickles are kosher anyway. It's a plant!" said Krusty.
There was also an Oys are Us. A toy store that sold dreidels. And there was a library. Yes a library.
Then Rabbi Krustofski appeared and told Krusty he wasn't due up in heaven yet. And also "Eh."
"Eh? What does that mean?!" Krusty asked.
"It means why did you not take me to a doctor for check ups?! I died of a tumour!" said Rabbi Krustofski.
Krusty woke up in his lounge.
"Do a good deed my son. And would it kill ya to stop drinking?" His father said to him one last time.
"He's alive." said the paramedics. "Which is more than we can say for the security guard..."
Plot 4
At School Lisa drew stick drawings of her dad collapsing and the ambulance saying he was too big so an elephant ambulance came to collect him. Lisa looks sad in all the drawings.
"Mrs Simpson. Your daughter is worried about her father's health. She's gotten our Resusci Annie doll to breathe on its own." said Miss Hoover.
(wheezes) "Why?" the the mouth to mouth resuscitation doll was alive!
"That's just disturbing." said Oscar.
In the school halls Bart uses the pay phones to prank call Moe.
"Moe's tavern. Moe speaking." said Moe.
"Is there a Wilma there? Wilma Diaperhold?" (Will my diaper hold?)
"Hold on. Wilma? Wilma diaperhold? Hey everybody! Wilma Diaperhold?" Moe asked the bar.
"You wear a diaper?!" Barney asked. Everyone laughed.
"Oh it's you again! Look if I ever get ahold of you I swear I'll!" Moe threatened the prankster again.
Bart laughed hysterically as he put the phone down.
"YOUR GHOST FATHER IS NOT HERE!" Hugo yelled at Oscar.
Bart winced exasperated. Believe me you do not want to know the context of that conversation...
Marge and Lisa left Miss Hoover's classroom. Marge was reassuring Lisa.
"Lisa a little girl shouldn't be worrying herself sick about her daddy's health. Let me worry about that." said Marge.
...
Krusty opened an animal shelter.
"For animals put out of work by Cirque du Soleil." said Krusty.
A gorilla grabbed a giraffe and dragged him off somewhere.
"Uh Krusty... animal's as circus animals is inhumane now..." said Lisa as the Simpsons turned up.
"Bart? Have you been at temple?" Krusty asked as Bart was wearing a yarmulke.
"Yes but only to confirm all religions are boring." said Bart.
"Thuggee isn't boring. You can pull out people's hearts! Kali maaaaaa!" said Oscar.
Bart face palmed. "Oz that's not a real thing. That's a scene from Indiana Jones..."
"Fine. Scientology." said Oscar.
"Stop mentioning that!" Bart yelled.