Medieval Mayhem Oscar finds out his ancestor was the Prince of Cannock, from Dragon Quest 2. Hilarity ensues. Oscar using this knowledge undermines and bosses Marge and Homer about. Oh and Hugo demands a box of Animal crackers, with no giraffes in it...
Plot
The Simpsons attic, Hugo is holding the world to ransom over Animal crackers. Oscar is sat watching and eating potato chips.
"Attention, world! Meet my demands, or be destroyed. One: All nuclear arms shall be placed under my command. Two: each morning I am to be presented with a box of animal crackers. AND NO GIRAFFES! For every giraffe I find, I shall kill you."
"Other Boy enough! No world domination till you 18!" Homer yelled from the landing.
Marge grumbled at Homer for not dealing with the situation correctly. Ie telling Hugo he could plan world domination once he was 18...
Hugo sighed and muttered.
Oscar laughed. "Giraffes..."
"Oz this is no laughing matter! I am holding the world to ransom!" Hugo replied slightly miffed.
"Yeah whatever..." said Oscar.
"Look I'll let you make a demand upon the world, I already asked for all of the nukes and a box of Animal crackers." said Hugo.
"With no giraffes..." Oscar added.
"Yes, no giraffes..." Hugo face palmed.
Oscar gawked at Igor who was polishing the lab table.
"Look, I'm offering you a demand to make upon the world once I am supreme ruler of it..." Hugo boasted.
Oscar pondered. "Ok, fine. Here's my demand. I demand Disney be banned from using CGI..."
"You want to ban Disney from using CGI..." Hugo winced.
"Yes! Look at their last few movies and cartoon series!" Oscar yelled.
"Gravity Falls is traditionally animated..." Hugo sighed.
"It's sloppy! Because they hire animators who only know how to use Blender!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo sighed.
"You wanted Animal crackers with no giraffes!" Oscar yelled. "How does my demand not make sense?!"
Hugo groaned. He spoke into his microphone again. "Attention world! I have one more demand! (He seemed reluctant as if it were a stupid thing to order the world to do.) I hereby order Disney be banned from using CGI to create any future movies and to only use traditional animation styles..."
Marge climbs up the ladder. "Boys enough! No plotting world domination!"
Hugo sighed.
"Oscar find something else to do, I don't like you hanging around with Hugo while he's in one of his super villain phases..." said Marge.
Hugo frowned at Mom.
Oscar sighed and went down the ladder to the landing.
...
Oscar goes to his room and plays Dragon Quest 2.
Soft, classical music plays as he directs the blue clad prince of Midenhall about the map.
Frantic, upbeat music suddenly plays.
"Ugh... more monsters..." Oscar sighed.
Teddy, the living teddy bear creature is watching him play the video game. Sound effects ring out from the TV.
"I'm gonna order a salmon fillet with a dill dressing..." said Teddy.
"Ted, my Wallaby Food delivery Bill is through the roof! I have to cut down on the take outs..." Oscar groaned.
"You don't need to order a take out every time Homer talks about a yummy new restaurant..." Teddy sighed.
Oscar frowned. "Look just have a tin of tuna..."
"I don't feel like tuna..." Teddy groaned.
The game blares out a siren like sound.
"Oh great... now my character's health is low..." Oscar sighed.
Teddy sulked.
"Can you believe Bart called me childish just because I prefer Dragon Quest to Call of Duty..." Oscar said dryly.
"Yeah he would say that... Now let me order salmon..." Teddy whined.
Oscar hissed exasperated.
"Why are there coffins following your character around..." Teddy winced.
"That's how the game shows dead party members..." said Oscar.
"Ugh... how morbid..." said Teddy.
"Can you stop talking over the game?!" Oscar yelled.
"When I get my salmon..." said Teddy grinning.
Oscar seethed.
Sone time passes, what seems like hours in fact. Oscar is frowning while playing Dragon Quest 2 still.
"So, the heart you got from the wizard giving you trouble?" Teddy asked.
"Teddy I didn't get that heart from a wizard, I got it from Kali... Kali Maaaaaa!" Oscar rasped.
Teddy face palmed.
Oscar landed a critical attack upon a skeleton monster. "Holy mackerel!" He screamed.
"Don't torment me over food..." Teddy whined.
...
The lounge, the canon members of the family are watching something on Tv. Oh and Graggle is sitting with them too, on the couch.
"We now return to Jim Carrey distracting from other speeches in history." said a male voice from the TV.
Abraham Lincoln is in the middle of his Gettysburg address. Jim Carrey is in the background running about and pulling silly faces. Ie a gookie and pulling at his mouth etc.
Homer chuckled hysterically. "Gahahahaha! Look at him! Hehehehe!"
Marge mumbled. "Hrrrrrrmmmm..." She didn't see the funny side of the show.
Bart grimaced, baffled by the show.
Lisa face palmed, mortified by the show mocking Honest Abe.
"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that-" Abraham Lincoln spoke. He stopped and glared at Jim Carrey who was dancing about pulling silly faces.
Lisa sighed.
"Great news, everyone. The new smartphone from Mapple." said Homer from canon. "Also I keep forgetting about all the nasty things Mr Burns has done to me so I keep kissing up to him."
Matt seethed.
Homer scoffed. "I at least have some sense to quit from that horrible job. I even blew up the plant once with a bomb to stick it to that jerk..."
Canon Homer stared at a wall groaning a sort of dumb sound that sounded like "Duuuuuuuh..."
Fanon Homer sighed.
"Who cares about those Mapple phones... Steve Mobs pees on them..." said Bart.
"Eeeeeeew!" Everyone groaned.
"He certainly doesn't do that!" Homer yelled.
"Yeah whatever..." said Homer.
"Well I find new technology intriguing..." said Lisa.
"I don't like anything new from Mapple. Remember when we were all enslaved by those giant Mypods?" Graggle asked.
The Simpsons gawked at him with baffled scowls.
"No... because that never happened..." Bart said exasperated by such weirdness.
Graggle huffed and drank his Squishee.
"Graggle... put on some pants..." Homer groaned.
"I like being naked... it's uh... my religion." said Graggle.
Hank seethed.
...
At lunch in the kitchen.
"Where is Oscar? I called him down five minutes ago..." Marge sighed.
Hugo shrugged.
Homer was eyeing Oscar's sandwich. A PB & J.
"Don't you touch his sandwich! You've had yours!" Marge snatched the plate and sandwich from Homer.
Homer groaned, because he was greedy.
"What is he up to right now that he's missing lunch..." Bart pondered.
"Probably engrossed in a video game..." Lisa sighed.
"Hrrrrrrrmmmm... he'll get square eyes..." Marge sighed.
Graggle was sucking on the straw of his Squishee, it made a rude slurping noise.
Upstairs, Oscar's room.
Oscar was playing Dragon Quest 2 still. He guided the Prince of Midenhall around the map.
"Okay one more task and I'll recruit the Prince's Cousin the Prince of Cannock..."
The Prince pf Cannock arrived. There was something familiar about the green clad prince's hair and goggles...
"Holy mackerel!" Oscar screamed.
"He looks like you!" Teddy gawked at the TV.
"I know! That's why I screamed!" said Oscar freaked out.
"You know what this means?!" Oscar pondered with a grin.
"Yes." Teddy sipped his cola. "I mean, no."
"It means I'm royalty! I can boss everyone about! Hehehehe!" Oscar chuckled rubbing his palms together.
Teddy whimpered. "I don't like the sound of that..."
"Oscar! Lunch time!" Marge called, now slightly vexed with Oscar.
"Coming..." Oscar paused his game and headed downstairs.
He heads into the kitchen and sits down.
"At last..." Marge sighed handing him his plate and sandwich.
Oscar takes a bite from his sandwich. "Okay I have some shocking news, oh and Bart, you want any favours from me or for me to drive your parents to tears over you wanting another piercing or something I'm all ears as... dramatic drums please..."
Teddy plays a drum set.
"I'm related to royalty!" Oscar yelled delighted.
Homer face palmed.
"How?!" Lisa asked.
"The Prince of Cannock from Dragon Quest 2 looks exactly like me!" said Oscar.
"Oz... that's a fictional video game..." Hugo sighed.
"It is real in this story!" Oscar yelled.
...
Later.
"So you're highness... what are you gonna do with your new authority..." Lisa growled as important people from Torland came round to crown Oscar Prince of Cannock.
"Well first I want the Winkie guards from Wizard of Oz to march about outside my castle to intimidate my enemies..." said Oscar.
Bart winced making a silly face of bafflement.
"I shall eat butter whenever I want..." said Oscar.
Hugo face palmed.
"Okay..." Lisa gawked at Oscar.
"And my first act as Prince is to have Hank sentenced to death..." said Oscar.
"Fuck you!" Hank snarled. He was taken by guards to be executed.
Marge sighed.
Grampa Simpson arrived. "Can I be in this episode?"
"No you can't old timer..." Oscar sighed.
"But I'm contractually obliged to be in two episodes a season..." Grampa whined.
"This is not a Grampa-centric episode..." Oscar seethed.
Marge rolled her eyes.
"Now make with the butter..." Oscar demanded.
"Yes my liege..." said a servant. He went to get some butter.
Hugo rolled his eyes.
"Oh and you old timer... fetch Hugo a box of Animal crackers. But NO GIRAFFES!" said Oscar to the old court sage guy.
Hugo smirked.
"Oz please don't abuse your power..." Lisa whined.
"It's Your Royal Highness!" Oscar screamed.
Lisa glared at him.
"Sir you're prince of Cannock, not this ghastly Republic..." said a court servant.
"You're right. Take me to Cannock..." said Oscar.
And so they all went to Cannock, in Torland, somehow...
"The original Torland... not the one from Dragon Quest Builders 2..." said Oscar.
"That's a dream bubble universe in Hargon's dying brain..." said Hugo.
"What is with this episode?!" Hank yelled, about to be beheaded.
A black hooded headsman beheaded him.
...
Torland, Cannock castle.
Oscar was coronated Prince of Cannock. Because the Prince has his cool hair and goggles.
Oscar grinned malevolently.
"Well not that malevolently... I won't be that mean... I'll just kill off Hank and eat butter..." said Oscar giving the doe-eyed look.
The Simpsons rolled their eyes.
"Sir you have to handle the taxes too." said an adviser.
"That's boring... a point someone to do that for me..." Oscar whined.
"My pleasure Sir..." the advisor smiled.
Plot 2
Meanwhile in the Serf village. Ie where the peasants live.
"Yeah we're getting the raw end of the deal this episode..." said Bart Serfson.
The Serfsons...
The peasant Simpsons toiled and worked for barely any food.
Marge sighed while washing the clothes.
"Mom... the gelatinous cube ate a chair..." Lisa sighed.
Marge mumbled vexed by the cube engulfing things. There was a green jelly cube with a chair inside it.
The gelatinous cube belched.
Elsewhere Serf Inane Brian and Ace were discussing Roseanne Barr.
"Roseanne thinks vampires are real..." said Brian rolling his eyes.
Ace frowned. "I'm a vampire!"
"Yeah, in a cartoon... where we're self aware... Roseanne from the real world where there's no vampires thinks vampires are real..." said Brian.
"He's not getting it Brian..." Milhouse as a goblin sighed.
Ace frowned.
"And Roseanne Barr got herself fired from the remake of her show by being racist..." said Milhouse.
"She also appeared at the end of Futurama to describe the definitions of things and called everyone idiots..." said Fry.
Prince Oscar arrived. Everyone bowed to him.
"I shall now discuss The Last of Us video game again..." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"Is that the game with the mushroom zombies and the farting lesbians?" Inane Brian asked.
Oscar cracked up laughing in shrill hysterical laughter.
Bart seethed.
"Farting lesbians?!" Ace asked baffled.
Oscar chuckled.
Inane Brian smirked, flashing his enormous buck teeth. "It needs more eating and pooping in it..."
Oscar shrieked with laughter.
"Why are you guys discussing things from the present that haven't happened yet..." Lisa sighed.
"Media and culture references... kinda mandatory..." said Prince Oscar as the Prince of Cannock.
Lisa sighed.
There was more silliness though.
"David Prowse who played the physical body of Darth Vader... He was in those green cross code safety adverts in Blighty." said Oscar.
Inane Brian cracked up laughing.
Bart scowled.
"Yeah imagine Darth Vader helping people across the road..." Oscar chuckled.
...
Prince Oscar and his royal guards then headed back to Cannock castle.
Suddenly he heard a sound that could only be described as a cross between a flailing colander and an angry Bea Arthur coughing.
The court sage was baffled. Yeah the description of things such as sounds is weird...
Oscar stopped his horse and cupped one of his hands over his ears because he heard another weird sound. It sounded like Martians playing xylophones while bowling near an airport.
"That's it! I quit!" The sound effects guy yelled. And yes he quit so now I have to hire another sound effects guy...
Oscar sighed. Suddenly there was a snarling troll, the fierce, seething creature roared while swinging an ample wooden club about.
The troll likes cheese. He enjoyed cheese to an almost sexual level...
Teddy winced baffled.
"Can you take the high fantasy seriously..." Teddy sighed.
The troll was then devoured by... a blood monster, a golem of liquid blood basically.
"How?!" Teddy yelled exasperated.
Oscar shrugged.
Then Ace drank the blood monster until nothing was left of it. He's a vampire, he drinks blood.
"I am rather bloated now though..." Ace groaned with a stomach ache.
After Ace left there was... Leonardo Dicaprio riding a llama and eating pie!
Oscar winced baffled at the fourth wall.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled delighted.
Oscar face palmed and growled exasperated.
His entourage of guards, dressers and footmen scratched their heads flummoxed by this. Well obviously Bob the narrator went insane.
"Okay enough of the Bob thing..." Oscar groaned.
"Also why does everyone look like they've been illustrated by Akira Toriyama?" Teddy asked squinting.
"Because Akira illustrated the characters of Dragon. Quest..." said Oscar.
The group eventually made progress had it not been for the exploding flying pancake!
"Narrator enough! Cut that out!" Oscar groaned.
A voice grumbled.
The group continued on horse back, with Oscar having to be reminded that the basic Dragon Quest slimes are not blueberry sandwich jelly...
Oscar sighed,
Then Garland was there...
Oscar glared at the fourth wall.
"I will, knock you all down..." said Garland.
Eventually Oscar arrived back in Cannock.
"I will not stay in one place for long though as the Prince of Cannock is flippin' hard to find in Dragon Quest 2...
...
Elsewhere in an evil temple. Hargon the main antagonist, he looks like Dracula with webbed ears... was assembling an evil army of monsters.
He named his army The Children of Hargon.
That's stupid... he should have called it the Legion of Doom!" Oscar snarked.
Uh I think someone took that name already...
Hargon decided to invade Torland and kill everyone, as supervillains do...
"Not exactly subtle... is he..." Oscar sighed.
Neither was Bane, Lord of Darkness from Magic the Gathering...
"Now go forth my minions! Slaughter everyone!" Hargon not so subtly played the role of the bad guy.
All the monsters including slimes, skeletons, dragons and those smiley bat things departed for Torland's three major towns, Midenhall, Moonbrook and Cannock.
Hargon after sending his army to wage war on mortals decided to sit and laugh evilly. Villains have to gloat once in a while.
A small town with a busy bazaar was hit first. People were minding their own business when Boorbaraians attacked. Mad axe wielding hairy jungle men.
The people screamed and panicked like headless chickens.
The Boorbarians soon made sure they were all headless too. Because they're evil, duh...
"Please! Have mercy!" Poor guy begged before being cut down by the monsters.
a Boorbarian climbed atop a smashed up market stall and roared as if yelling a cry of victory.
News soon reached the Prince of Midenhall.
"By Jove!" He gasped. "This is terrible!" The Prince in blue armour pondered. "I must assemble an army to fight these foul creatures..."
Prince Oscar as the Prince of Cannock also received the same news.
"I'm just gonna hide somewhere and force my cousin from Midenhall to go on a frustrating fetch quest to find me..." said Oscar.
His courtiers and footmen shook their heads in disappointment.
The monsters quickly burnt and pillaged any human settlements they came across. Hargon also turned a girl into a dog for some reason...
"That would be the Princess of Moonbrooke." said Oscar.
In Cannock town, Oscar was packing to go into hiding, not out of fear but to be extremely annoying for his cousin to find.
His towns people frown at him. Including the Simpsons who are now the Serfsons.
"What? My ancestor plays an annoying game of hide and seek in the game..." said Oscar.
He is then freaked out by something. "What is that thing on the steeple of the church?!" There was a golden cactus like shape instead of a cross on the church.
"Why that is the sacred symbol of our fair goddess Rubiss, your highness." said the old sage guy.
"Her symbol is a cactus?!" Oscar yelled.
The old sage guy stroked his beard. "Yes it does look like a cactus!"
Bart winced.
Of course Torland had a few heretics...
"Greetings! I am Azzlan. Can I have a moment of your time to talk about my cult?" asked Azzlan, the talking lion.
Oscar frowned. "I should probably have that blasphemer executed for heresy against our goddess..."
"That would be a wise decision Sire. He is an evil dissident after all." said the old sage guy.
...
Eventually Oscar relented and agreed to stay and levy his guards to defend the town from monsters.
"But only for a stick of butter..." said Prince Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"And I get to goof off with writing random things in the story. Wait, I was annoyed at Bob for doing that earlier!" said Oscar before realising.
Too late! There were now a swarm of emo fish cakes.
"Emo fish cakes?!" Hugo winced baffled.
"Life is bleak man..." said a miserable emo fish cake.
"Ugh... conformists..." said another.
"Those fish cakes are too depressing to eat..." Teddy sighed.
"They're just weird..." said Hugo.
Meanwhile Azzlan was burnt at stake.
"Please people! Your faith is wrong! Only Christianity can save you!" Azzlan the lion cried.
A headsman sets the logs on fire. Azzlan screams in agony as he roasts to death.
"Eeeeeew... what smells like burnt cat..." Homer groaned.
Oscar smirked.
"Okay, any other heretics?" Oscar asked his towns people.
"Lisa's a Buddhist! Burn her!" Bart yelled.
Marge cupped her hand over his mouth and frowned at him.
Lisa glared at Bart.
"Uh... I don't know... The Simpsons are my friends... I promised I wouldn't hurt any of them..." said Oscar.
"Ugh... boring..." said Dark Oscar. Oscar's regular self frowned at the ghostly Dark Oscar.
There was also a flying German duck...
"Der quack... Meine freund..." said the German duck.
Bart winced.
"It also wears a pickelhaub or Kaiser Wilhelm hat and makes rude noises with its tongue..." said Oscar.
Yeah it's the rude ghost duck... The duck made a rude sound with its tongue.
Marge gasped offended.
Bob moved on to a better nation of pie.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy yelled with enthusiasm.
Bart seethed.
"Shoes like peppermints." said Serf Ralph. Yes Ralph is in the Medieval fantasy too.
Bart winced.
"Make Pete's Dragon 2!" Ralph screeched in a tantrum.
"How about I get one of the market store owners to give you some glue to eat..." Oscar sighed.
"No! I want Pete's Dragon 2!" Ralph yelled.
...
Elsewhere fire rained down from the sky and fissures split open, yawning before rumbling shut again. Basically Torland was in dire peril.
The army of Hargon arrived at Moonbrooke. Fortunately for the monsters but unfortunately for the weaker humans the invasion met very little resistance as the monsters ie skeletons and Mandrake Marauders slaughtered everyone.
Except for the Princess. Hargon turned her into a dog, for some weird reason...
The Princess as a dog barked and whimpered mournfully.
The monsters roasted all the dead townsfolk on a big bonfire, possibly to eat them afterwards.
"Looks like man flesh is back on the menu lads!" said an orc.
News of Moonbrooke's plight reached Midenhall. Via a dying guy crawling into the throne room and dying after giving his message.
The Prince was concerned he decided to go on a quest to defeat Hargon. This meant hours of pointless level grinding...
The blue armoured prince fought monsters that were roaming about outside town.
Meanwhile Oscar took it upon himself to hide somewhere and be a pain to find for his poor cousin...
"Yeah that's what my ancestor Lars does..." said Oscar.
Also Lars was a drinker... yt America censured that and maid him a studious book reading dork...
"Stop doing that! Lars being drunk is funnier!" Oscar yelled.
Also going in to hiding had its benefits.
"I haven't had any personal time with Teddy sniffing me..." said Oscar.
Cousin Hank seethed.
Oscar stuck his middle fingers up at Hank.
Plot 3
The Prince of Midenhall arrived in Cannock.
The people gasped and began bowing and or doing curtsies.
"Please, at ease people." said the prince in blue armour.
The court sage and other castle staff welcomed him into the throne room.
"Hail Cousin, I bring grim news from-" said the Prince of Middenhall.
"I'm gonna hide in some random place in Torland. Come find me! Hehehehe!" Oscar fled.
The Prince seethed slightly flustered and annoyed by Oscar.
"And so he went on a pointless chase quest, finding Oscar again only for him to flee somewhere else and so on.
"Kinds like Yan making me play hide and seek with him..." Tombi groaned.
"Your hair is still cotton candy..." said Oscar.
Tombi growled enraged by his comments about his pink hair.
Meanwhile a knight went off to slay dragons, as knights do...
"I find that very offensive..." Irreep in dragon form seethed.
Yeah well all fairytales are told from the point of view of the humans...
Then a unicorn violently protected a virgin maiden by impaling anyone who was no longer a virgin. Ie they had sex...
"Ugh... the one time being an infuriating, unpleasant nerd saves my life..." a fat nerd with glasses and acne groaned.
"You'd rather be one of those many dead jocks and greasers piled up over there..." said the virgin maiden.
The nerd sighed and sat down to play Magic the Gathering.
Bart was hanging out with Goblin Milhouse.
"And probate and beneficiaries AND GOBLINS!" Orson Welles yelled.
"Mr Welles..." the director groaned.
Bart and Milhouse winced.
"Let's play whack a goblin..." said Bart smirking.
Milhouse groaned. "Bart seriously..."
"Hey you're the one who can create clones of himself..." said Bart.
"I might run out of clones one day..." Milhouse sighed.
...
A bedroom in an inn. Oscar is kneeling on the mattress of a bed, his only clothes on being a diaper. Teddy the living teddy bear creature was sniffing his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar blushed and sweated.
"At last some time away from my people and nobles..." Oscar sighed.
Teddy grinned deviously and sniffed Oscar's diaper.
"Besides they didn't exactly agree with my proposed laws..." Oscar sighed.
His advisors and sages were reading his proposed laws.
"Ban Disney from using CGI animation?!" The bearded old sage guy read the scroll of Oscar's new laws.
"What is that?!" A court advisor or vizier asked.
The sage shrugged.
"Anyone who sees Homer Simpson must throw apples at him..." the vizier read the scroll,
Homer walks about town while whistling a tune.
People hurl hard apples at him. The hard fruit bruises him.
"Ow! Oh! Ouch! Why are you all doing this?!" Homer cried out.
"And this one! Hugo Simpson will be presented with a box of Animal Crackers upon his requests for said snack. Also make sure to remove any giraffes..." said the vizier.
"Our Prince is obviously a fruit loop..." said the sage.
The vizier sighed and shook his head.
Back in the inn Oscar sighed as Teddy sniffed his diaper.
Oscar frowned and squeezed his big wet shiny black nose. It squeaked like a squeaky toy. Oscar grinned and squeezed Teddy's nose again.
"I wonder how the town is dealing with the emo fish cakes..." Oscar pondered.
The emo fish cakes wrote depressing poetry while hanging out with Edgar Allen Poe.
Bart winced.
Back at Oscar who was still letting Teddy sniff his diaper. "Maybe the town needs fanged peanut brittle too..."
Teddy winced horrified.
In town fanged peanut brittle was snarling at everyone. People screamed as they were being threatened by the sentient peanut brittle.
"Please tell me you didn't just summon fanged peanut brittle again..." Teddy groaned.
...
The Prince of Midenhall arrived at the town where Oscar was hiding out at.
"Leftwyne, a quiet, sleepy village." The prince sighed.
"Awwwww... I wanted Right Wine..." Oscar whined from an upstairs room in the in. He had the window open.
The Prince of Midenhall sighed.
"Oz... Lars doesn't speak in modern English or knows what Breaking Bad is... He's all "For sooth!" and "Verily..." ...Ugh..." said Teddy.
"I'm not doing that..." Oscar frowned at Teddy.
The Prince of Midenhall checks into the in, when asked of his reasons for being there he asked if anyone had seen the Prince of Cannock.
"Yeah he's upstairs in bedroom three..." said the inn keeper.
"Bingo!" said the prince in blue armour relieved.
Martin as a bard tried to sing Bingo was his name oh but was struck by lightning.
Oscar's room. Teddy was still sniffing his diaper. Oscar was singing Chaka Khan's I'm Every Woman.
He sings off key, irritating the mice infesting his room.
Suddenly the Prince of Midenhall kicked the door open. "Ah Ha!"
"Aaaaah!" Oscar screamed.
The Prince of Midenhall saw him wearing just a diaper and Teddy sniffing his diaper.
"Oh by the eye of Rubiss! Put some clothes on!" The prince screamed.
Oscar frowned and got dressed.
"Come on! We have to save Torland from Hargon..." said um... Gary of Midenhall.
Oscar sighed checking he was equipped with a sword and shield.
"And our cousin the Princess of Moonbrooke is in danger!" said Gary.
"Can I have one day to myself..." Oscar groaned.
"You're not spending your spare time letting the fur ball sniff your crotch..." Gary frowned at Oscar.
Oscar scowled at his cousin. Well Lars's cousin.
The tune that plays when you get a new party member played. Yeah there's a jingle for getting new party members.
The two princes pay for Oscar's time in the inn and the services he used.
"I'll room service you!" Gary the prince of Midenhall yelled at Oscar for ordering room service.
...