The Silence of the Barts Sideshow Bob is back but this time with a whole army of Bart's enemies.
Plot
A chocolate and fudge factory, this time Bart got to go.
"Our factory works 24/7 to produce candy, and we have over 500 employees. Here you can see where the cocoa is mixed with the sugar and milk." said the tour guide.
"Wow... Cool! Chocolate rules!" said Luca$.
"Hey look Fatass! Another Fatass!" said Kyle to Cartman.
Cartman was about to retort.
"Kyle! I know he's regularly racist to you about your faith but you're not justified to start the argument by fat shaming him!" Oscar yelled.
Kyle paused. "You were gonna bring up my faith weren't you Cartman..." He frowned at Cartman.
"Well you called me fat!" said Cartman.
"Okay I'm sorry I fat shamed you." Kyle sighed.
"Can I at least say one Anti Semitic thing..." Cartman sighed.
"No!" Oscar and Kyle yelled.
"Jew..." Cartman muttered under his breath.
"Oh God, you guys, really? This again?!" Stan groaned.
"Yeah guys listen to Stan." said Oscar.
"And here is where all the fudge is put into boxes to be shipped all over the world." said the factory worker.
"Kinda like Cartman's dad shipped out on him." said Kyle.
"Kyle enough! You're not justified in starting an argument! He's been quiet today!" said Oscar.
"I have a dad, butthole. My mom is my dad." said Cartman.
Kyle laughed because what Cartman said came across as weird.
"Uh no Cartman. Scott's dad was also your dad. Then you murdered him and processed the carcass into chilli and made Scott eat him." said Stan.
"Oh god! You're so lame that you'd recall that!" Cartman rolled his eyes.
"Guys..." Oscar groaned. "This is the same thing every day!"
They all immediately shut their yaps.
"I made fudge in my pants..." Butters groaned.
"Eeeeeew!" Oscar and Kyle groaned.
"Mr- sorry, Miss Garrison... Butter's messed himself again..." Stan groaned.
"Oh Butters..." Mr Garrison as a woman sighed.
"Hey look! Tom Cruise is working at this factory!" said Tolkien.
...
Oscar returned to his class but not before we observe other schools at the chocolate and fudge factory.
"Um... Mr Simmons... Chocolate Boy stowed away to join us on our school trip to the chocolate factory again..." said Arnold.
"And he's swimming in the chocolate vats again..." said Gerald.
Mr Simmons screamed when he saw the young boy swimming in the chocolate.
"Hehehehe! Chocolate!" said Chocolate Boy.
"Oh you mad impetuous boy! You!" Oscar yelled at his obsession with chocolate.
Then Spongebob, yes Spongebob arrived and no my stories are not like that Adventures of Winnie the Pooh fanfiction wiki stuff with a million characters etc...
"It's Tom..." He panted. "He's obsessed with chocolate again!"
"CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!" Tom the fish screamed. "Also my potato salad took three days to make! Three days!"
Bart groaned exasperated.
"Okay you're both going on chocolate rehab!" Oscar yelled.
"I wanna make a Todd flavoured chocolate." said Nelson back to his usual bullying self after Lassen.
Todd Flanders whimpered.
"Um that would be cannibalism Nelson..." said Oscar.
"Which is frowned upon in most civilised societies!" said Johnny Depp Wonka.
"Stop ruining Willy Wonka! I prefer Gene Wilder!" Oscar yelled.
Bart sighed.
"At least I got to go this year." He looked about the conveyor belts with chocolate bars riding on them and the vats of chocolate. Bart loved chocolate just as any kid did. But not to freakish obsession like Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold!
He glanced over at Üter, the German foreign exchange student who was still at their school.
"Wait! Üter, in a chocolate factory?! Excuse me." Oscar cleared his throat to sing. "Oompa Loompa! Doopity doo!"
"Enough! Das ist nicht lustig!" Üter yelled. (That is not funny!)
Milhouse waddled over to Bart's side as they simply have to be together.
"Why does Kit Cloudkicker wear a sweater?! He has fur! He'd overheat!" said Milhouse.
Bart winced. Milhouse That is lame that you watch Tailspin...
"I know it's ridiculous. Bears are supposed to be naked. They have thick fur..." said Oscar.
"I'm not naked, I have a bow tie on." said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature.
"And do not eat gummy bears in front of me Oz..." Teddy sighed.
Oscar smirked malevolently.
...
Tom cruise was helping out with packing the fudge into boxes.
"Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!" Cartman yelled.
"Coooool! Gay lingo!" Oscar laughed.
"That's it! I'm suing you!" Tom Cruise yelled.
"Hey Mr Cruise we have to be at Scientology church this weekend to pray to Xenu, because my voice actress is secretly a cultist lunatic that believes in L Ron Hubbard's conspiracies!" said Bart.
"Yes I know Bart, but it's not a conspiracy! Xenu is real!" said Tom Cruise.
"I say that about all religions. Even my own..." said Bart.
"Fudge packer!" The South Park kids heckled.
"Enough!" Tom Cruise yelled.
"Ooooooh boys! Please!" said Mr Slave. He has to be here while the boys are saying slurs against gay people.
"Your mission to sue us is... Impossible... Gahahahaha!" Cartman laughed.
"Ha good one Cartman!" Stan laughed.
"You say Jack Nicholson can't handle the truth, but you can't handle the truth!" Kyle laughed.
Tom Cruise stormed off and seethed.
"Lets eat all the chocolate until we puke." said Cartman.
"For once that's a good idea." said Stan.
Bart's class.
"I will have exactly eight squares of chocolate." said a kid with OCD.
Bart winced.
And not much else happened. Well Üter fell into a chocolate river again but that's it...
"Yeah, chocolate, big vats of chocolate." said Chocolate Boy swimming in the chocolate.
"I wonder how my younger sister's class is doing as it's a trip for, Fourth, third and second grade. Uh Lisa...?" Bart was treated by a bizarre sight.
"Ralph fell in the caramel vat. We pulled him out, but he was so sticky that we all got glued to him!" Lisa sighed stuck to Ralph with gooey caramel. Ralph was chewing on the caramel.
2nd graders grunting and the gooey caramel making stretchy cartoon sounds.
"Guys please don't struggle... Unnnnngh... gooey kink..." Oscar has a stuck in goo or glue fetish...
Hugo frowned at him.
The cartoony twanging of the gooey caramel stretching as Lisa tried to tear herself free from Ralph causes Oscar to feel very aroused. He sweated and felt hot.
Hank seethed. "Why is he a pervert over everything?!"
Go to your safe space Karen...
...
Sideshow Bob's mansion.
"Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I can't thank you enough for coming this evening." said Sideshow Bob.
"We all know why we're here right?" said the ghost of Don Brodka. The Try N Save security guard.
"Oui." said Cêsar and Ungolin.
"Da." said Putin.
Dr Demento laughed maniacally.
"Vendetta!" said Gino.
Murmuring.
"Well just to remind you all of what we all have in common. We're all enemies of that brat, Bart Simpson!" said Sideshow Bob pulling down a projector screen with a picture of Bart on it.
(Angry jeers.)
There were also such characters as Ms Botz the evil babysitter, Russ Cargill, Mr Lassen from the last episode, Dr Colossus, the boogeyman and the clown bed.
"That boy just seems to be a hotbed of hatred and lies!" said Rob Reiner eating something fried chicken.
"He pantsed me while I was playing golf on Firestone!" said Tiger Woods.
"He sends us to deliver pizza to Poopy Pants Lane!" said Luigi the Italian restaurant owner.
"Yes, yes. This little scamp has caused us such rancor. But listen well my friends and we'll all soon have this Bart Simpson's head on a silver platter." said Sideshow Bob.
"Ah the old head on a silver platter. How befitting of such a HEADLESS LITTLE FREAK!" said a big, big guy with a demonic and furious tone to his bloodthirsty manner of speaking. He sounded a bit like demon Lord from Dungeon Keeper. (Richard Ridings)
All of Bart's other enemies were startled by the bloodthirsty newcomer, except Bob.
"Now now um..." said Bob.
"THE NAME IS SIR FLUFFLES! YES I KNOW IT DOESN'T SUIT A BIG FEARSOME BARBARIAN SUCH AS MYSELF!"
"Please Fluffles, you're scaring everyone..." said his butler who was a lot smaller than him.
"I DON'T CARE!" Fluffles yelled.
"Ahem as I was saying, uh... Fluffles... Relax... there'll be time for bloodshed when you get your hands on Bart Simpson..." said Bob.
"But brother I thought you personally wanted to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon?" said Cecil.
"Brother, first rule of being a successful supervillain... Never be so obsessed with making it personal that you don't want help slaughtering your arch-nemesis..." said Sideshow Bob.
"It's also highly recommended you don't waste time talking to your enemy either with the pointless posturing and that you should just shoot the little brat!" Cecil retorted sharply.
"Yes well that was always a weakness of mine..." said Bob. "I love the theatre."
"I LOVE CRUSHING THE HEADS OF TINY ANIMALS IN MY FISTS!" Fluffles yelled.
"Ah, yes, yes... the very left brained personality..." said Bob.
...
Bart, Lisa and Oscar's classes left the chocolate factory messy with chocolate as they ate chocolate bars.
"Best field trip ever!" said Bart. "Yes I know the fat guy that owns the comic book store goes "Best/worst X ever." If he's that bothered he can sue..." He gnawed on a large chocolate bar.
Well Tom Cruise is suing South Park for calling him a fudge packer." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
Tom then his in Stan's closet.
"Mr Cruise..." Stan groaned.
"I am not coming out!" Tom yelled.
They got the school bus back to school. Nothing much happened apart from them seeing The Red Wildforce Power Ranger stabbing people.
Bart winced exasperated.
Hank seethed. "Why is that needed?!"
Because it happened...
They got back by the end of the day. Skinner accounted everyone as present and then they got back on the bus to go home.
At Hey Arnold's dimension.
Mr Simmons the teacher was telling Chocolate Boy off for swimming in the chocolate vats.
"Chocolate Boy don't lick yourself..." he sighed.
Chocolate Boy was licking himself.
Back at Springfield though.
"We did your thing to get back at Lassen, now do mine." Oscar frowned.
Bart had already forgot what Oscar was going nuts about before they went to Blazing Guy.
"I wanted our vacation at Crystal Lake so Jason Voorhees can kill us!" Oscar yelled.
"Uh no..." said Bart.
Oscar then got out his Mypad and wrote extremely weird fan fictions.
"Fifty Shades of Garfield..."
"Hell no!" Bart yelled.
Hugo hushed him as he was reading.
"Did you get any chocolate Hugo?" Lisa asked.
"Yes, but what is the point, scurvy already robbed me of my teeth before cavities could..." Hugo sighed. Most of his teeth fell out from scurvy caused by neglect.
"Wait how about this fan fiction, it's uh about you wearing diapers an cartoon bear cub's with big wet shiny noses sniffing you..." said Oscar.
Hank seethed.
"Uh hell no!" said Bart repulsed.
Plot 2
Home.
The Simpson kids and Oscar arrived home. Bart shoving his way past Lisa rudely, Oscar referencing media or pop culture and Hugo crawling about on all fours.
Meanwhile at Cantwell's house, Ms. Cantwell throws the darts at the photo of Lisa.
"Stupid Lisa! Why the pretty blonde girls are bullying me for being a ginger girl!?" Cantwell talks to herself.
Cantwell grabs the cigarette and light it up with a lighter on her right hand. She saw the plans of commit crimes such as arson and robbery.
"Let me see... Robbery... Arson... I know! How about I'm going to kidnap Lisa so I can murder her!" Said Cantwell.
Cantwell starts to evilly laugh. The scene fade to the Simpson house where Bart, Hugo and Lisa return from school.
"Mom! Dad! We're home from school!" Bart and Lisa shouted.
Hugo jabbered and growled in a bestial manner.
"How's school, kids?" Said Marge.
"Great, mom! Today's the last day of school and it's time to relax!" Said Bart.
"I suppose so. But I can't wait all summer without nourishing my brain with vital knowledge!" said Lisa glum because school was out.
Bart rolled his eyes at her. Exasperated by her geekiness.
"And you Hugo?" Marge asked Bart's evil twin.
"Fish heads!" said Hugo hungry.
"No Hugo. You just got home from school! Fish heads later!" said Marge.
"FISH HEADS!" Hugo yelled throwing a tantrum.
Bart rushes to the upstairs then his room. He slams the door and locks it.
Marge sighed frowning at Hugo.
"He's petrified of you! Your own brother is scared of you!" Marge nagged.
Hugo scowled.
Lisa winced at Hugo.
"Anyway, I'm going to read the book about plants." Said Lisa.
"Oh that's nice dear." said Marge.
Lisa went up to her room.
Marge sighed. Hugo was mentally ill, but that didn't excuse him to scare his brother or routinely drag him up to the attic to reattach themselves.
...
Lisa read a book. She saw the post man arrive at an odd time.
How curious... usually he arrives in the morning...
"Lisa's probably wondering why Mr Postie is arriving so late? Well Teddy likes to bite the postman, and he's an early riser..." said Oscar.
Teddy was napping.
The letter box on the front door clanged.
Santa's Little Helper barked.
Teddy woke up and scuttled downstairs making a sort of bear cub yap. Bears sort of bark in weird manner. It's more of a groan.
Lisa got to the letters.
"Several for me and Bart..." she pondered.
"Pfffft! Who writes to kids... Letters are supposed to be important like bills and dear Miss so and so... how was your day..." Homer groaned.
"Dad please!" Lisa sighed. She read one of her letters. "It's from my pen pal. Unfortunately it's clear General Krull edited it again."
"All hail Krull! And his glorious regime!" Oscar cheered.
Lisa frowned at him.
Bart read his letter and screamed. He dropped it.
A scare chord rang out and the Sideshow Bob theme played as the letter in blood writing read "This time you will die!"
Bart nervous read another letter.
He gasped. "I'm after your pathetic hide too, Simpson! - Lassen."
Loads of letters poured in.
"What the?" Marge gasped.
"Die, Bart, Die! And this is Dr Demento's signature!"
"He's doing the death threat Mail now?!" Oscar asked.
"Here's on from our old babysitter Ms Botzowski..." said Lisa.
She found another letter for herself.
"Oh my!"
"What is it dear?" Marge asked.
"It's from Ms Cantwell!" She's threatening me too!" said Lisa.
...
Lisa rushes into the living room.
"MOM! DAD! I think my former substitute teacher is actually a criminal!" Lisa explains.
"Who the What is a criminal?!" Homer asked sipping a can of Duff beer.
"Miss Cantwell..." said Lisa exasperated.
"Oh..." said Homer. "Who's that?"
"Aka Ms Pantsmell... Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
"Not funny, Oscar! Miss Cantwell is going after me!" Said Lisa.
"She's just like Sideshow Bob." Said Bart. "And my other enemies. Wow Linda Lavin is in on this letter thing too..."
"You'd think he'd have better things to do than terrorise a ten year old boy... Like um oh I dunno... Return to the Frasier universe and discuss theatre with Niles." said Oscar.
"Oh, right..." Said Bart. Oscar did very strange things like breaking the fourth wall...
Oscar is looking at the viewer.
"Oz what are you looking at..." Bart sighed.
"The viewers..." said Oscar.
Gossamer the red hairy monster from Looney Tunes looked at the fourth wall.
"Aaaaaaaagh! People!" He ran off screaming, leaving monster sized holes in the walls.
Hugo winced.
"Oz this is serious..." Bart sighed.
"Who would threaten an 8 year old girl?!" Lisa asked.
"Who would threaten a 10 year old boy?!" Bart retorted.
"Well Bart I can explain why Lassen is after you. He's probably still mad at you after you humiliated him at Blazing Guy. Of course he did deserve it." said Lisa. "But why Miss Cantwell and why now?!"
"Hey did you know you have your own tv show..." Oscar was being silly breaking the fourth wall.
Bart's head exploded.
"Oscar stop that!" said Marge.
Oscar laughed.
"Bart you have a head..." Lisa sighed. His head regrew.
'"Ow that hurts!" Bart groaned.
Marge grimaced. "Okay no more weird stuff Oz..."
...
The Simpsons went to see Wiggum at the police station.
Along the way they met Jaqueline. Marge's Mom.
"Ah! The ghost of Marge future!" Homer screamed.
Marge and her mother made that annoyed grumble at him. "Hrrrrrrrmmmmm..."
"I told you, you should have married a chimp..." said Jaqueline.
At Springfield police station.
Chief Wiggum was sat at his desk munching on donuts when the Simpsons tumbled into his office.
"Chief? Do you have the criminal records for Ms. Cantwell?" Lisa asks Wiggum.
"Of course, I'll be right back." said Wiggum.
Chief Wiggum rolls his chair.
He looks up records of Ms. Cantwell on his invisible computer. The invisible typewriter got an upgrade.
"Again with the invisible computer." said Bart.
Homer groaned.
"We should go." said Lisa.
"We need his help though! Bob and Cantwell and others are threatening us!" said Hugo.
Wiggum was sleeping. He snored.
"Hugo I don't think he's interested in helping us..." Lisa sighed.
The Simpson family leave the police station.
Sideshow Bob leapt down from somewhere on his grasshopper legs. He had modified himself further.
"Hello Bart." He said menacingly.
"Aaaaaaagh! Sideshow Bob!" Bart screamed. The Sideshow Bob theme played.
"The hour of the Gathering has come at last!" said Bob.
Lassen arrived.
Then Bob's wife, son and family.
Then Ms Cantwell.
Then Ms Botzowski, Fluffles the barbarian, The ghost of Don Brodka, Linda Lavin, Dr Demento...
Oh and Frank Grimes Jr too.
"Hey Grimy Jr!" said Homer waving cheerfully.
"It's Frank Grimes Jr!" Frank Jr yelled.
...
The Simpsons cowered in fear and trembled. Yes even Hugo.
"Look - up in the sky! It's a bird - it's a plane - it's Mr. Spock!" said Oscar causing a ridiculous distraction.
It worked like a charm. The many enemies of the Simpsons looked for Spock. The Simpsons and Oscar fled.
"You fools! After them!" Bob roared.
The Simpsons fled chased by their enemies.
"How can such a small family have so many enemies?!" Marge sighed.
They got in and hammered planks all over the doors and windows.
Bart went upstairs to find Tom Cruise in his closet.
Bart winced.
"I'm never coming out!" said Tom Cruise.
"Yes you are." Oscar Thanos snapped, ie clicked his fingers and with a poof of smoke Tom Cruise was teleported off somewhere.
"Bigmouth hungry." said Bigmouth Tamaki.
"Bigmouth go back to being dead..." Oscar frowned. He banished her back to the afterlife.
Bart frowned at him.
Outside Bart's enemies gathered in a small angry mob. A lot smaller than when all the town gathered in the movie.
Bart's enemies along with Cantwell and Homer's one enemy Frank Grimes Jr were outside waving flaming torches.
"You can't stay in there forever Simpsons!" Bob spoke into a megaphone.
"Yes we can..." Homer said faintly.
Bob rolled his eyes.
"I'm not dignifying that with a response..."
"We should burn the house down." said Dr Demento.
"No! The town tried that once in the movie! I say we lure them into a trap..." said Dr Colossus.
The villains chattered.
"Now really!" Bob sounding like Frasier when he gets annoyed. "I gathered you people together, with a little help from Lassen. Now we won't get anywhere divided! We have to come to some sort of agreement."
The villains nodded.
"Bob has a point, there's no use arguing." Said Jack Lassen.
...
Inside.
"Oh and stay out of the basement. Your uncle James was doing experiments with plants and now there's an evil plant based clone of him down there..." said Homer.
"Dad that's the plot of a Goosebumps book. The only book I'll read..." said Bart.
"So we're not haunted by an evil dummy?!" Homer asked.
"No..." said Bart.
Bart's enemies such as Dr Demento, a pale skinned enemy and Cantwell were trying to get in as their arms stuck through the holes in the planks.
"I've got a chainsaw!" Homer warned making chainsaw noises.
The enemies hastily retreated and withdrew their arms. But then Homer sees eyes looking at him. They can see he's just pretending.
"Aw shucks..." He sighed.
Bart frowned exasperated at Homer.
Plot 3
Outside the Simpsons house.
"Let's face it, Bob, you talk about wanting to safeguard your professional dignity, but your answer to years of humiliation at the hands of that harlequin is to frame him for shoplifting. Then when a spry little boy foils that plan you go on a vendetta trying to kill the little chap." said Cecil.
Bob did his annoyed grumble when a rake hits him.
Oscar sat on the roof threw a speaking Bart doll down.
"Eat my shorts!" said the doll.
"Have you ever heard of anything more...fury inspiring!" Sideshow Bob yelled.
Oscar made Jim Carey's annoying sound from Dumb and Dumber. "Eeeeeeeeeh!"
"Well that." said Cecil.
"What are you doing up there?!" Bob yelled.
"Narrating. Just ignore me." said Oscar.
Bob grumbled.
"Let's just go home..."
The enemies of the Simpsons left.
Inside Homer farts.
"Aah! Let me out! It stinks in here!" Bart screamed.
"No! Bart all your enemies are out there!" said Lisa. "Oh and Cantwell and Frank Grimes Jr."
"Pffft, everyone has enemies... cats and dogs, the Scottish vs everyone else... Ninjas and mermaids..." said Homer.
"Actually Ninjas and Mermaids are allies united against the evil Kung fu bird people!" Oscar yelled.
The Simpsons winced exasperated at him.
"Why don't we find something to take our minds off lockdown?" said Marge. They're locked in because Bart's enemies will kill them if they go outside.
"A family activity. I bet there's a world of fun lockdown hobbies." She continued. "Baking bread,"
Oscar screamed.
"Oscar don't scream like that!" Marge exclaimed sharply.
"Aaaaagh! Think of the gluten!" He cried.
The kids roll their eyes, exasperated with him.
"Jigsaw puzzles." Marge continued.
"Lame..." said Bart.
"Breaking Bad?" Homer asked.
"Meth..." Oscar said grinning.
"No! That's not suitable for the kids!" Marge said sharply at Homer.
"Meth..." Oscar said again.
Bart face palmed.
...
Still inside.
Homer danced the funky chicken dance.
Bart groaned embarrassed.
"I want a dog." said Oscar randomly.
"We already have a dog." said Homer. Santa's Little Helper gnaws his leg and coughs up a hair ball.
"I want a robot." said Lisa.
"I'm sorry sweetie that bad grammar caused Linguo to explode." Homer comforted her over her grammar correcting robot blowing up.
"I want a snow globe." said Hugo. Bart's evil twin.
"You'll get nothing and like it!" Homer quotes Caddyshack.
Oscar seethed. He used his telekinesis to throw Homer across the room.
"Oof!"
"Hey, I think they're all going!" said Lisa looking through the gaps in the planks over the windows.
"Who now?" Homer asked.
"Bart's enemies..." said Lisa.
"Let's Wait a few hours. It could be a trap..." said Oscar.
Some time passes. The Simpsons so bored, decided to play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
"Okay I think it's not a trap. They're long gone." said Lisa as Bart's enemies hadn't returned. Not even Lassen who was still mad at him over Blazing Guy.
Homer starts removing the planks off of the doors and windows.
Bart was nervous knowing Bob was likely still out there. Along with his many other enemies.
However Bob returns having gone to that cafe Frasier drinks coffee at.
Oscar got out his stereo.
"I don't want your freedom! I don't want to mess around..." Wham played.
Bob screamed and fled.
"Okay..." said Bart exasperated.
Homer was being a jerk again.
"Get to the attic at once!"
"I don't want to," Hugo says.
"Well, we're getting you to the attic, whether you like it or not!" saud Homer.
Oscar tasers him.
Homer screamed and dropped Hugo.
Anyway the Simpsons soon let their guard down and got back to doing their usual stuff.
One afternoon Bart and Milhouse spat at cars from a bridge.
"Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?" Bart asked.
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." said Milhouse.
Bart winced. We are then shown a thought cloud of what's on Milhouse's mind.
"Lighting McQueen here!" said Lightning McQueen in the thought cloud.
The cloud went poof as Milhouse realised he was scared of Pixar's Cars and ran about screaming. "Aaaaaagh! Aaaaaagh!"
"Oh shoot!" Bart winced.
...
Uncle Buck's apartment.
Oscar was playing with his cute monsters. In particular Clownja.
(Ripper Roo laughter from Clownja)
"Haaaaauuuw! Clown!" Oscar squealed nuzzling his nose against Clownja's big red shiny round clown nose.
Flint the time detective winced.
"What is with the clown obsession?" Flint asked.
"I dunno. Let me time travel with you." said Oscar.
"I think he has a thing for clowns." Peter Griffin said
"No! The lat time I let you go back in time with me you threw a tantrum because I wouldn't let you screw up an historical event by saving Lincoln..." said Flint the the time detective.
"Let me save Lincoln!" Oscar screamed.
"Sheesh! Tantrum in coming!" said a Peter Griffin who was there because BD said so.
"And you can just leave! Before I torture you with Paula Cole's Where have all the cowboys gone again!" Oscar yelled.
Meanwhile because this episode is called The Silence of the (Noun)s.
At Springfield's police station.
Clancy was negotiating with the face taking cannibal.
"We need you to help us catch this weirdo who is kidnapping women, keeping them in a pit and then flaying them alive and wearing the skins..." said Wiggum.
"What do I get out of this?" The face taker cannibal asked.
"Uh we thought you would be like Dr Hannibal Lecter and be willing to help bring down other monsters..." said Wiggum.
"Why would I do that?! They'd shank me in the pool room with a sharpened toothbrush!" said the face taker cannibal.
Wiggum sighed.
Soon it was school.
Bart, Oscar, Hugo and Lisa we got on the bus to school.
Everything was the usual. Nelson was beating up Martin.
Üter the German kid was eating candy and wearing lederhosen.
Milhouse sat next to Bart as they're friends in canon for some reason.
However Gino Terwilliger got on the bus!
"Vendetta! Vendetta! I kill Bart Simpson! Vendetta!" Gino, the small Italian boy with Bob's dreads yelled carrying a sharp knife.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled.
Oscar got out his wand and waved it. "Farfalla balla." Butterflies appeared.
The girls cooed in awe.
"Farfalla!" Gino seems to either like or hate butterflies. "Farfalla vendetta!" He tried to stab a butterfly but they were ethereal constructs.
...
That cafe in Seattle Frasier and Niles drink at.
Bob was drinking a latte.
"Well it's less of a cliche than that cafe of supervillains. Can't you see I'm the victim here?!" Bob lamented. You're constantly threatening a little boy... so no. You're not the victim...
Bob sighed.
Ratchet came in. "Oz is on the way to school so I'm narrating."
Who knows what will happen. Maybe Roz comes in...
Sideshow Bob looked flustered. "I play other characters. Such as this jobless sideshow who was once mayor." He sighed. "I don't know any Roz..."
Or perhaps you can rekindle your former marriage to Aunt Nora from Jumanji!
"Uh no..." said Bob.
Cecil read his newspaper.
Back on the bus.
Gino had a gun.
"A two year old has a gun..." said Bart wincing.
"I brought fire arms with me when I moved in with your family in season 1." said Oscar. "I was only 1 year old..."
Lisa stammered.
Gino shot Otto as a warning to everyone.
"Ugh! Not again..." Oscar sighed. He snapped his fingers and banished Gino back home to wherever he lives and revived Otto.
"We May have to go into hiding..." Bart said depressed and frightened.
"Let's go to Cuba!" said Oscar.
"No! Too many communists..." said Bart.
Oscar pouted.
At school.
Peter Shepherd spilt his books everywhere when he opened his locker.
"My bad!" He grinned sheepishly.
Then he saw something cool. Um... Quiffy juggling.
"Coooooool beans!"
"Mmmmm beans..." said Oscar hungry.
Bart winced.
"That is so sparkly..." Peter cooed.
Oscar frowned. "Can you stop saying weird catchphrases..."
Peter sighed. "I'll stick to neezer from now on..."
...
Willie had gone on annual leave back home to Scotland. So the school hired a temporary groundskeeper.
Unfortunately they were Lassen.
Bart gasped.
Lassen seethed thinking of some way to kill him.
"And I'm the assistant groundskeeper." said Miss Cantwell.
"Why?!" Lassen was baffled.
"Because one of the fan writers wants to ship us..." said Miss Cantwell.
Oscar winced.
"This is Nedna all over again..." Bart sighed.
"Let me ship them!, " Cousin Hank yelled.
Bart winced at him.
Plot 4
Peter Shepherd from the cartoon, not the movie... broke the ice.
"It's my Aunt Nora's birthday today."
"Okay..." saud Bart.
"When's your mom's birthday?" Ralph referenced Critical Role where Peter's voice actress mentions its her mother's birthday.
"My Mom will never have anymore birthdays..." Peter said glumly.
"Why?" Ralph asked.
"Because she's dead, Ralph!" Peter said flustered.