"DIE!" Bakugo screams as he throws himself towards the final dirt monster before the group exits the forest and enters the camp area.
"Only 2 and a half hours," Mandalay says as she stands next to Aizawa and Pixie-Bob. "Impressive."
"Meh," Pixie-Bob says. "Given the reputation of the 'quirkless demon,' I was expecting better."
"Nineteen people," Izuku says. "I'm trying to lead nineteen people through a forest of dirt monsters while our directions were a vague 'go that way' and you were expecting better than 2 and a half hours?"
"A real hero can do more with less," Pixie-Bob says.
Izuku's eyes narrow as he stares at Pixie-Bob and starts taking a step forward. "Let's not get into any arguments right now," Mandalay says, quickly stepping between them.
"However you all did exceptionally well," Pixie-Bob continues pointing towards Shote, Bakugo, Ururaka, and Shinso. "I think I'm gonna keep you two."
Pixie-Bob rushes towards Bakugo and Shinso only for the scythe on the end of the Kusarigama to rest on her shoulder near her throat.
"Try to fucking mate with me and I will not hesitate to fight you," Shinso says.
"And I'll fucking kill you," Bakugo says as explosions start flying off his hands.
Pixie-Bob raises her hands up slightly and her eyes narrow as she mumbles under her breath walking away.
"In the meantime, snacks are over there we will get dinner ready and if you want there is a sauna in the back for you all to use," Mandalay says as she leaves with Pixie-Bob to the back.
"A sauna?!" Mina says perking up and quickly glancing over at Izuku.
"No," Izuku says bluntly.
"But-" Mina says.
"No," Izuku says again.
"Fine," Mina says. "We can use a private one when we get back."
"How about we just stop this conversation for all our sakes," Shote says.
"There is a child present," Momo says.
"A what now?" Mina says quickly looking around and seeing what looks like a 5-year-old standing by the door.
"Hello," Tenya says walking towards the child. "I'm Tenya Iida, what's your name."
Every male UA student flinches back as Tenya falls to the ground clutching his ball sack.
"I take it that's painful?" Shote says glancing at Izuku.
"Oh you don't want to know," Izuku says. "It's one of the worst pains you can experience as a man."
"Can't be that bad," Momo says.
"When I was training up my pain tolerance that was one of the final stages," Izuku says. "It's nearly as bad how I got my scars."
Bakugo flinches slightly in the back causing Izuku to get a small almost imperceptible smile.
"Anyway let's go to the spas," Kirishima says.
"Yeah we need it," Sero groans.
1a shuffles off as Sato grabs Iida and carries him off with them.
"I have to admit this is a nice sauna," Shote says as she and the rest of the girls submerge themselves in the water.
"It is," Momo replies as she leans against Shote.
"Nice? NICE! THIS IS AMAZING!" Ururaka shouts gesturing to the beautiful rock formations and the peak-level bath.
"It is amazing," Tsu says as she submerges herself beneath the water.
"Here here," Jiro says.
"What do you think the guys are doing?" Toru asks as she submerges herself.
"Given how there's been no explosions yet I'm guessing they had Shinso use his quirk on Bakugo," Mina chuckles.
"That seems slightly deprecating to-" Momo looks towards Mina.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME PURPLE EYES!" Bakugo's voice carries over the wall.
"... Never mind," Momo says as she chooses to ignore the BS for a day and just leans on Shote's shoulder. Izuku could handle this for one day, right?
"I'LL KILL YOU YOU PURPLE HAIRED SON OF A BITCH!" Bakugo says as he rushes at Shinso who dodges out of the way.
"You're gonna need to do better than that Mr. Pomeranian," Shinso laughs as he dodges away from another punch.
"THE FUCK YOU CALL ME!" Bakugo yells as he rushes at Shinso.
"A dog. A little cute dog at that," Shinso says.
"I'LL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE!" Bakugo screams as he launches himself at Shinso.
"Why didn't you enjoy it, little puppy?" Shinso says.
"HOW DA-" Bakugo stops yelling and stands still staring blankly outwards.
"You'd figure he'd learn the first time," Sero says staring at him.
"We should have him do something embarrassing," Kaminari says as the class, minus Iida who is still in the corner in pain, crowd around Bakugo.
"I know exactly what to do," Izuku says, quickly exiting the out of the pool and grabbing a towel before walking to the wall and yelling across it. "Shote, is it okay if we use some of your makeup to use on Bakugo?"
There is a short pause before a fit of laughter comes over from the other side.
"Go ahead just make sure he looks extra girly," Shote yells back over before a makeup set slowly floats over the wall.
"Thanks!" Izuku yells back over the wall before walking up to Bakugo, putting the materials in front of him, and glancing at Shinso.
"Bakugo put on the most girly makeup you can," Shinso says.
As the next few minutes unfold everyone laughs heartily as Balugo puts on layer upon layer of makeup until he looks like a geisha.
"This is amazing," Izuku says laughing at Bakugo's state.
"Shouldn't you… I don't know be letting him go," Kirishima says.
"I am not missing this," Izuku says as he laughs some more. "Though I suppose there is one more thing to do."
"Okay, Izuku you could have just taken a picture you didn't have to-," Shote says as she and the rest of the girls exit from the spa area in bathrobes before stopping and staring forward.
"Ladies, may I present to you the one and only Geisha Bakugo," Izuku says as he gestures in a bow as Bakugo stands and starts slowly doing a traditional Miyako Odori dance in full geisha dress and with makeup.
"I do apologize," Shinso says. "I can't make him talk otherwise he would be singing too right now."
Nearly the entire class starts laughing as they watch Bakugo slowly dance to traditional Geisha music.
"You know he's going to kill us afterward right?" Momo says, leaning into Izuku's ear.
"Of course he is," Izuku laughs. "But did you want to miss something like this?"
"I do feel like as class reps we should be trying to stop this," Momo says.
"And I say that if the practical joke is funny enough we can wait until it's over before doing anything," Izuku says. "Besides, when will we ever get a chance to do this again without Aizawa interfering?"
"… Fair enough," Momo says as she turns to watch the show.
"Hello class," Aizawa says as most of class 1A stands at attention albeit with a healthy dose of sleep deprivation.
"What the hell was worth getting us up this early?" Bakugo mumbles as he stands with small traces of makeup all over his face.
"It's only 1 AM," Aizawa says. "You got plenty of time for sleep. Now then the reason you're here is very simple."
"Yeah yeah yeah training," Izuku says yawning. "Hurry up and skip to the part where we do shit or go back to bed."
"... Fair enough," Aizawa says. "Bakugo come here."
Bakugo slowly walks forward yawning as he goes.
"Here," Aizawa says handing him a ball. "Go ahead."
"... You're going to have to be slightly more specific I've had 4 hours of sleep," Bakugo says.
Aizawa sighs and says, "Throw it with your quirk we're testing how much you've improved."
"… This couldn't have waited till morning," Bakugo says, staring blankly at Aizawa.
"Just hurry up and do it," Aizawa says.
Bakugo sighs, takes a few steps back then charges forward yelling, "DIE!" while launching the ball forward.
709.2 meters.
"The fuck," Bakugo says. "It should have gone way farther than that!"
"Most if not all of you have not trained your quirks that much in your time here," Aizawa says. "You have learned practical skills with them but their core strength has not increased. That changes this week."
From behind Aizawa Pixie-Bob, Mandalay, and two heroes walk next to him.
"Prepare for hell students because in order to make you heroes we're putting you through it."
Meanwhile a flicker of a man speeds through the area before disappearing into the depths of the woods.
- Author's Note: Hello, everyone, and I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Happy beginning of fall everyone, it still feels like summer but who knows maybe we'll be lucky down here in Florida and get temperatures in the 70s (ooh ahh). In the meantime enjoy the spooky season before Christmas takes over and starts screwing with the Halloween sections of stores. Also to the request of quite a few people asking for proper cover art I have commissioned 2 pieces of artwork (one of Izuku and one of Nana since she will become a character again in about 2 chapters) so I hope you enjoy them because I spent 100 bucks on these things and money is something I have very little of. Also, I now have a (very dead) Discord server. Anyway, Please feel free to join to talk about the fic or whatever else you wish /8VCq3MmKgs. Anyway, please feel free to review the piece if you have any questions, comments, or suggestions on how I can write better until next time. I hope you all have a great day.
Deku's Quirks
Evaluate: Upon looking at a person or object, while the quirk is active, the user will see the target's weak points shown by a red glow. However, it can only be used on one opponent at a time.
Perception: allows the user to sense all of their surroundings and have perfect spatial awareness within a limited range (Now 100 meters/yards)
Memory Viewer: allows the user to see the memories of people they touch while the quirk is activated. However, if a memory is too painful it will cause the user to have a minor nosebleed and a migraine. It can only be activated once every 24 hours.
Deku's Gear:
2 custom swords: each capable of cutting through 10 inches of steel and has a variety of features that can be put into it including poisons and other fun things that I will come up with later
A variety of knives and flashbangs
Stun gun: 2 million volts per shock
Deployable cameras: Small cameras that stick to walls and other objects and are linked to the suit computer. They can see in infrared, normal, and ultraviolet light.
Deployable smoke emitter: small smoke emitters that can emit smoke for up to 1 hour
Various chemical mixtures created by Razor for different situations
Deku's Armor upgrades:
Boot Blades: 10-inch blades stored inside the boots of the armor that can be extended by flexing all the toes on either foot.
Computer screen that has the controls for all of the suit functions and external deployable tools