A/N: Welcome to Newfoundland, where I unfortunately forgot about the 'I want the tape back' running gag. And for that I apologize.

The episode begins with an opening shot of the Eiffel tower. "Previously on Total Drama World Tour." Chris began. The plane is shown crashing into the Paris river. "Our contestants were exposed to a little culture," This is followed by shots of Team Conquest holding pieces of their statue, Xena in the laser grid, and Topher fighting with Anne Maria "As a field trip to the Louvre, sent them scavenging through the world's most important works of art."

Chef is shown wheeling in the large box, followed by Team Valkyrie being chased by the bear with a chainsaw, Team Chris being chased by the sachwawanakwa, and Team Conquest being chased by a seal "While someone had them chased by a bear, a yeti, and a seriously ticked off baby seal."

Anne Maria is shown fighting with Topher while the bear approaches, Topher singing, and the two making amends. "When someone insulted Topher's acting skills the two spent every french moment arguing."

Amy is shown excited. Then Topher is shown strutting his moves down the runway, followed by Noah in his outfit, Lightning making the mistake of misgendering Noah one last time, Noah blowing up at him, then Lightning jumping out the plane. "When yours truly decided to have a walk off as a tiebreaker Amy hatched a brilliant plan to get Noah to blow his top at Lightning, leading to a loss for Team conquest. Despite Noah being a large part of the reason they lost, it was Lightning who took the drop of shame."

Chris and Chef are shown in the cockpit to end the recap. "But now it's time to dump the kids in yet another mystery location. Will they survive? Will the world survive them? Find out right here, right now, on On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"

Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;

(Chef is in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!

(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)

Ya asked me what I wanted to be,

(Lightning is swimming in the water when he spots a shark and begins to fight with it.)

And now I think the answer is plain to see!

(Harold stands on top of the straw roof of a hut on a woven boat. An oar flies threw the air to hit him.)

I wanna be...famous!

(Amber and Topher are fighting on the boat, and it is clear one of them accidently hit Harold in the tussle. Crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft where Alejandro is standing. Amber panics and tries to help while Topher just laughs.

I wanna live close to the sun!

(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where Brick is offering Jo a helping hand, only for her to grab it and body slam him instead.)

Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

(Tyler runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Noah. Max is nearby and the jock trips over her, sending Noah flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)

Everythin' to prove,

(Noah lands in Eva's arms as she stands on a tundra. He gives her a grateful smile.)

Nothin' in my way;

I'll get there one day.

(We pan right where Amy rolls her eyes. A polar bear taps on her shoulder and she looks horrified, but then Dawn and Ella calm the bear and Amy smiles.)

'Cause I wanna be...famous!

(We zoom in past ice caps to see Duncan and Gwen surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)

Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa

(Xena and Anne Maria are walking across a New York City crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them, sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. The bottom row contains Jo, Anne Maria, Harold, Max, Xena, and Brick. The first row up contains Topher, Amber Alejandro, Eva, and Noah, the next row up contains Duncan, Gwen, Amy, and Tyler, on top of the pyramid is Lightning holding Ella and Dawn on one of his shoulders each.)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)

(The dust clears to show, Ella and Dawn smiling at one another, It pans to show Eva glaring, then down to Jo.)

(The lyrics end and we see Chef Hatchet glare. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Max lands in front of a sign with the show's name on it. As the song ends Max lands face first in the middle of the group)

Intro end

The episode proper begins in first class. Brick and Tyler are both doing push ups. It's pretty clear Brick isn't breaking a sweat while Tyler is clearly struggling to keep going. "You feeling okay, soldier?" Brick asked.

"Oh yeah." The jock panted. "I'm fine. You know what they say, no pain, no gain."

The cadet frowned clearly worried about Tyler overworking himself. "At ease soldier, let's take a hydration break." He said as he hopped to his feet in one smooth motion.

Tyler collapsed to the floor instantly. "Thank goodness." Then he backpedaled. "Because staying hydrated is important. I could keep going for hours."

Brick looked doubtful but said nothing, The focus panned right to show Xena reading a book. The silence in first class was quickly broken by Gwen storming into the room, her sketchbook clenched in her hands, two black trails indicating she'd just been crying. "Who did it!"

Everyone looked at the goth, Brick and Tyler in concern, Xena with her usual blank expression. "It may help us determine whether we did it or not if you'd elaborate on what exactly you're talking about?"

"I'm talking about this!" The goth snapped, opening the sketchpad to reveal all of the pages were torn up. Tyler and Brick looked taken aback while Xena remained neutral. "Personally I'm leaning towards Xena."

"Xena wouldn't do that!" Tyler said. "Not when you're on her team."

"Tyler is correct, there is no logic in self sabotage. We are currently on a winning streak. Why would I ever jeopardize that?" The over logical girl said.

"Then what's your explanation?" Brick asked.

"Simple. We sleep at night, and the door is not locked. Anyone could have come in while we were not aware and ruined Gwen's sketchbook. As I previously stated, we are on a winning streak." Xena explained.

"So, maybe one of the other teams did it to make us fight each other?" Tyler said.

"Indeed. I say we keep an eye out for anything suspicious." The over logical girl concluded.

Brick nodded. "Very well, but I will keep an eye on you as well."

[confessional]

Max: Yes! My evil plan is working!

Static

Gwen: All those hours of work, just gone. Do you know how much that hurts?

Static

/

In economy class Team Valkyrie is sitting on the left bench while team Conquest sits on the right. Amy is looking extremely smug. "So how does it feel to lose so badly?"

"Shut it before I force you to!" Eva snapped back.

"She's right, you know." Jo smirked. "You haven't won anything since New York. What's the matter Al? Your team that hard to lead?"

"I'll admit our performance has been lacking as of late, but your team will self implode with your inept leadership." Alejandro retorted.

"Besides, we've gotten rid of our dead weight." Noah smirked.

"You've been in quite a good mood today amigo." The Spaniard smirked back.

"Don't get used to it, I'm just riding the high of getting Lightning off the plane." The cynic replied.

Alejandro chuckled lowly. "I would never."

Duncan frowned from his spot nearby.

[Confessional]

Duncan: Noah and Alejandro are getting way too buddy buddy lately. They're both strong competitors. Who knows how hard they'd be to take down working together?

Static

Back in first class Tyler looks out the window. "Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean?" He asked as the plane moved up and down.

Gwen scowled. "Guys! Tyler's accident prone enough without you taking us on a joyride!"

In the cockpit Chris and Chef are laughing. Then the plane lands in the water. We hear Chris' voice over the intercom. "Attention all Total Drama Passengers, in accordance with emergency landing procedures, you will now be shown the nearest exit."

Alejandro falls out of the back door of the plane, followed by Noah, Eva, Duncan, Jo, Amy The focus shifts inside to show Chef shoving all of the rest of the contestants out of the plane. Dawn, Anne Maria, Topher, Brick, Gwen, Xena, and Tyler are all pushed out in that order. Chef chuckled.

Duncan swam over to Gwen. "Hey Pasty? You okay? You look like you've been crying."

Gwen scowled. "Thanks Duncan, I was just wondering how awful I looked."

The punk looked surprised. "What's got you so upset?"

"This morning I found my sketchbook had all the pages in it torn up. " She admitted.

Duncan's eyes narrowed. "You know who did it?"

"No, Xena pointed out that someone could have snuck into first class and done it. So I can't even narrow it down to my own team!" The goth said. "Do you know if anyone on your team was out last night?"

Duncan frowned. "I was asleep for a lot of the night, so as far as I know no. I'll feel around."

Gwen smiled. "Thanks Duncan."

The punk pecked her on the lips. "No problem."

[Confessional]

Duncan: I know. She's not on my team, but I can't stand to see her so unhappy. I just hope my team doesn't take it the wrong way.

Static.

The sound of a ship's horn can be heard as a small green boat approaches the contestants. "Hey there you gawdy ang shores, ever been to sea?" Chris asked from his spot on the boat. He's now dressed in a green raincoat and hat. No one seemed to have understood him.

Topher looks really excited. "Oh my gosh! We must be in Newfoundland! Home of the greatest reality TV host, so far anyway."

"Aye, it's a bonnie homecoming fer buddy McLean. Canada's beautiful east coast. 'Chris told them.

Anne Maria looked around. "Uh, what coast? We're in the middle of nowhere."

"It's just a hop, skip, and jump that way." Chris said ponting over an open expanse of water. A bird flies over it and dies.

"First part of your challenge, swim over to your team's boat and start paddling." The host explained as the focus shifted left to show three row boats.

Team Valkyrie is shown gathering as their logo appears in the upper left corner of the screen. "Alright everyone. I expect you all to swim as fast as you can. So no slacking off!" Jo snapped, immediately swimming off.

As Amy swam after her, she looked around in confusion. "Where did Dawn go?"

"Who cares, we gotta get ta the boat quick." Anne Maria said.

"Yeah, salt water's not good for my hair." Topher agreed.

Despite having said they needed to hurry, both teens went slower than Amy, it was clear they were trying to avoid getting their hair wet.

[Confessional]

Amy: How am I the one trying hard?"

Static

Team Valkyrie continues to swim, but they are all overtaken by Team Conquest swimming past them. Alejandro and Eva in front, Duncan close behind, and Noah in the back, surprisingly not too far from the rest of his team.

Team Chris meanwhile is lagging behind. Mostly because Brick refused to swim too far ahead of his own team. Tyler seems to be doggy paddling, while Xena is clearly not a very fast swimmer. Gwen on the other hand is at the head of the pack. The goth glanced back and rolled her eyes. "Brick, we'll be able to see them from the boat. You know you don't have to wait for them."

The cadet shook his head. "You go on ahead Gwen. I feel the need to ensure the safety of our teammates."

The goth sighed and continued to swim ahead. The focus moved back to Tyler. "Don't worry guys! I'm just warming up!"

Xena swam past him. "Tyler, I suggest you work on your form at a later date."

Back with Team Conquest Eva and Duncan have both made it to the boat, and Alejandro climbs in after them. "Excellent work my little porpoises." He said.

"You call me that again and I'll gut you." Duncan glared. Eva meanwhile looked a little flustered.

The Spaniard turned to Noah as he reached the boat. "Here, allow me." Noah smiled as he grabbed his hand.

With Team Chris, we can see Gwen and Brick helping Xena and Tyler into the boat. The jock managed to trip over the lip of the boat and hand directly on top of Brick. He blushed and scrambled to sit up.

Jo arrives at her boat to find Dawn is already seated inside, completely dry. "Seriously? How?!"

"I took a shortcut." The moonchild explained.

Amy reached the boat right afterward. "Hand me the net, those idiots are going to take forever to get here otherwise."

Jo rolled her eyes but threw the net over Anne Maria and Topher, dragging them to the boat.

Chris drove his boat in front of the Team's smaller boats. "Hi there contestants." The host greeted them. "Ready to row, row, row your boats? The teams are shown. Team Chris had Xena coxing, Brick and Tyler on the oars. Team Valkyrie had Jo coxing, Amy and Topher on oars. Team Conquest had Alejandro coxing, Eva and Duncan on oars.

"The first two teams to get their dories to the shore will take part in the final challenge. Oh and if you land some seafood along the way, you'll get a special reward." Chris explained. "On your marks, get set," The ship's horn blew. The boats headed off. Team Conquest takes an early lead, followed by Team Valkyrie, and then Team Chris.

"We'll see you on land losers!" Jo called back to Brick.

We focus on Xena as she begins coxing. "Stroke, stroke, stoke, you must be synchronized to achieve optimum movement."

Team Conquest had Alejandro scanning the shoreline. Duncan and Eva easily keep pace. In the back Noah has pulled up a cage with a lobster in it. He smirked. "This is surprisingly easy."

"Don't get a big head." Duncan smirked. "Oh wait. You already have one"

Noah rolled his eyes. "I've never heard that one before."

Team Valkyrie is having a rough time. "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, come on losers! I've seen children row quicker than you!"

"If you wanted to go quickly, then why didn't you row?" Amy huffed.

"And let one of you morons cox? No way. Now pick up the pace!" The jockette ordered.

Chris' voice overlay the three teams rowing. "Who's gonna make it to the rock? And who's going to the chopping block? Find out after the break thereby."

/

We return from the break to find that Team Valkyrie has nearly caught up, but is still lagging slightly behind Brick. "Put your backs into it! I'm not gonna let our team be beaten by Brick's!" Jo snapped.

"Why do you care about Brick's team specifically winning? Alejandro's team is in the lead." Topher smirked.

Jo took a moment to respond. "Because… his team's a bunch of goody two shoes! I can't let someone who's not willing to do everything to win beat me!"

From the back of the boat Dawn speaks up. "No, it's because you ca-"

"Pipe down pipsqueak!" The jockette cut her off.

They finally passed Team Chris. Jo smirked. "See you at the shore Corporal Crud!"

Brick rolled his eyes. "Despite your name calling I wish your team the best!"

Jo scoffed and was clearly about to reply when a familiar ding went off as the musical note appeared.

Chris' boat moved up behind them. "Remember if you don't sing you're out!"

(Song twelve: Sea Shanty Mix)

The song begins with Alejandro tapping his foot on the bow of his ship. We move out to see he has somehow acquired an accordion and seems to be aware of how to play it.

Alejandro: We're headed down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!

Eva and Duncan are rowing as they sing. "With what we've caught, we're sure to win the prize and so much more!"

Anne Maria catches a fish and Dawn immediately lets it go. The Jersey reject sighed. "Dawn's letting the fish go so we'd better win the race!"

Jo is shown yelling at Amy and Topher. "Hurry up now, both of you, we must pick up the pace! Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke!"

With Team Chris Tyler and Brick are keeping time well. Xena and Tyler sing the next line. "It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy."

The focus moved right to show Gwen as well. The goth is fishing, but has no catch. " I'm trying my hardest but I've yet to catch a fish!"

Brick smiles at her reassuringly. "We know that you're doing your best and that's all we can wish." He speaks the next line. " So don't worry about it.

Back with team Valkyrie Amy and Topher are looking winded. They barely manage to sing. " "We're trying our best Jo, we can't take too much more!"

Dawn points forward then the shoreline is shot. " Jo look see?"

Jo smirked. " Could it be? We've nearly reached the shore!"

Team Conquest is shown not too far ahead of Team Valkyrie. Alejandro is giving Noah a pointed look as he sings. " It's a sea shanty and it's darn catchy!"

Noah rolled his eyes and finished the song. "You can even catch me, with a sea shanty!"

The cynic sighed. "I sang, happy?"

"Very." Alejandro smirked.

The focus shifted back to Team Chris at the rear. "We're nearly there Soldiers." Brick said.

"You've got other problems. You might wanna take a wee gander over there by'." Chris said from his ship.

The team looked forward to see an iceberg. "Xena why didn't you warn us!" Tyler asked.

"I was facing the opposite direction in order to properly coxswain you?" The overlogical girl pointed out.

"It doesn't matter! We need to steer left!" Brick said. They managed to move away from the iceberg only to crash into rocks.

"Great. No fish and now we've crashed." Gwen sighed.

"We're not out yet! I can see the other teams close to shore. If we run, maybe we can still win!" Tyler said running off.

Team Chris took off after him.

/

Alejandro stepped off team Conquest's boat. Shortly followed by the rest of the team. Noah smirked. "First place. Losing Lightning is already helping us."

Jo and the rest of Team Valkyrie step on to shore. The jockette scoffed. "So you beat us by a hair. Don't get a swollen head." She smirked. "Oh wait-"

"Duncan already used that joke. You guys need to find new material." Noah replied, a cheeky smirk on his face.

Chris arrived on a jetpack. "In a close race Team Conquest is first!" Said team cheered. "Meanwhile it seems Team Chris is nowhere to be seen."

"Don't be so sure about that!" Tyler called. Team Chris' ran down the shore towards them.

"Well you're still last." Chris smirked. "So it's time for the next leg. Since Team Chris were the big losers, they're out." Brick sighed. "They'll have to clean the fish and the lobsters the other teams brought in, and," Chef slammed a large pot of clams onto the picnic table. "Shuck all these giant clams!"

"Uh, does anyone even know how to do that?" Gwen asked.

"You'll figure it out." Chris smirked. "I'm hosting a swanky beach shindig in a couple hours. I need some clean and beautiful Atlantic clams for it. So start shucking." With that the host threw one of the clams at Gwen. The goth caught it, but her face was covered in sea gunk.

"I thought there was a special reward to the team who brought in the most seafood." Alejandro told the host.

"You do. You get to watch team Chris shuck clams! How's that for a special reward?" Chris asked.

"How is watching my girlfriend do manual labor a reward?" Duncan asked.

"Well I think it's a great reward." Amy said, smirking at the goth. Gwen glared.

[Confessional]

Gwen: Rule number one, never mess with the person who makes your food. [She smirked]

Static

We see that Team Chris is now alone on the beach. Brick turned to his team. "Alright, soldiers, we've been put on kitchen duty. I know how to shuck clams, but it requires some strength."

"I'm strong!" Tyler offered.

Brick shook his head. "I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I think we'll be working in teams of two. Gwen isn't on the best terms with Xena. So she'll help me with the clams, you help Xena clean the fish."

Tyler looked a little disappointed but nodded. "Okay! I'll do my best."

"Come Tyler, we must begin." Xena said, heading for the pile of fish.

After the two were a distance away Gwen heaved a sigh of relief. "Thanks Brick. I don't want to work with the person who potentially ripped up my work."

"No problem." The cadet smiled.

/

Team Valkyrie and Team Conquest are in a small fishing shack. They are sat at a picnic table covered with a large tablecloth. A lobster and fish could be seen mounted on the back wall, as well as the large fishing net with a crab, clam, and starfish mount over that. Several lobster traps are in the closest corner.

Team Valkyrie is on the left bench, Team Conquest on the right. Chris stands at the head of the table. "Welcome to my traditional Newfoundland kitchen party." The host began. "In this part of the competition it's Team Misfit vs Team Victory in a screeching in relay." He turned and opened a cupboard behind him, containing several large bottles. Screeching in is a ceremony performed by the locals to welcome newcomers. First." Chris set four of the bottles on the table. "You have to swig a whole lot of apple cider."

"That doesn't seem too bad." Topher said.

"Correction. I meant apple cider vinegar." Chris clarified. Topher winced. "Anne Maria and Topher each must finish a whole bottle, Duncan and Alejandro You'll be doing that for your team. Once you finish you can tag the next person or people over. In Team Valkyrie's case that's Dawn and Amy. Eva for you Conquest."

"They will have to decipher a local Newfoundland saying. Spoken by my cousin Jerd McLean." A short man walked in the door. Aside from his height and a large bushy red beard he looked a lot like Chris. He walked between the two members of Team Valkyrie and said something in an accent so thick it was hard to understand. Both teens looked concerned.

"Then you will tag your last member. Jo for Valkyrie, Noah for Conquest. You will have to kiss a cod. Like you mean it" Chris chuckled. The host and his cousin raise a finger. "Let the Screeching in begin!" They lowered their fingers to signal the start.

The four contestants beginning the race lifted their bottles. Duncan had no problem chugging the drink. Topher and Anne Maria were struggling, but naturally Alejandro was struggling the most. He was only able to drink a few sips before having to pause.

Duncan finished his bottle and sat it down. "That was nothing."

Anne Maria finished next gasping horribly. Topher took a bit longer but eventually he too managed it, though he fell over in shock afterwards.

Alejandro didn't seem to have made much progress. Duncan sighed. "Dude, come on. We're gonna lose!"

"Alright team Valkyrie moves on to the interpretation part of the challenge. You better get chugging Alejandro!" The Spaniard gave him a dirty look.

"Take it away Jerd!" Chris said.

"Rind the mill at the pumphouse." Jerd said. His accent was so thick it wasn't clear what he said.

"Oh dear. I can speak to animals, but I have no idea what that means." Dawn frowned.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Amy yelled.

"Alejandro! Hurry up!" Duncan insisted.

"I'm doing my best!" The Spaniard glared.

"Then I'll just have to hurry you along!" The punk said, grabbing the bottle and tipping it up, ignoring Alejandro's whimpering as he was forced to chug vinegar or choke. When he was done, he gasped for air. "Done!"

"And Team Conquest ties it up! You wanna take a crack at what Jerd said?" Chris asked.

Eva frowned. "Who even talks like that?! Speak English!" Alejandro bent over clearly going to puke. The iron woman scowled. "Either hold it in or go to the bathroom!"

"Correctamundo. Jerd asked to use the washroom like a true maritimer. Nice job Eva." Chris said.

/

An outhouse is shown and the sounds of violent retching can be heard from inside. "Duncan will pay for this! Mark my words!" Alejandro declared, beginning to retch again immediately afterward.

/

Back on the shore, Brick and Gwen seem to be nearly finished with the clams. The cadet smiled. "Excellent work Soldier. I appreciate your diligence."

"Thanks. You know Brick, this is the best team I've been on, and I think you're a large part of that." The goth said.

"Just being a good leader." The cadet replied.

Silence for a moment. "Do you think Xena's behind breaking our things?" Gwen asked.

Brick shook his head. "I'm pretty sure she isn't. I'm still keeping an eye on her but it does seem like she's against sabotaging her own team. The other teams however…"

The focus shifted to Tyler and Xena cleaning the fish. They are pretty far along. The jock looks at Xena nervously before speaking up. "Xena? You aren't mad at Gwen for being suspicious right?"

"Negatory. Though she is allowing her suspicions to be ruled by emotion, I see no point in being upset about it. Emotions only get in the way of the picture." The over logical girl replied.

"What do you mean?" Tyler asked.

"For instance, Brick seems to be developing an emotional connection with Jo, one of the enemy teams' leaders. This will likely affect his performance against her. Thankfully I am here to keep a clear focus on our goal." Xena explained.

"I see…" The jock said. "Do you think of us as friends?"

"I do. While I do not share your emotional investment, I trust you implicitly. My trust is not easy to earn." The over logical girl said. Tyler smiled.

/

"Alright Conquest! You're back in the game. In fact you're leading. You can now move on to the final part of the challenge. Chef?" Chris asked.

Chef entered the room with a bucket of fish, one of which he flopped on the table in front of Noah who looked nervous.

"All you gotta do is smooch the cod for the win, and remember, like you mean it." Chris winked while Jerd made kissing sounds. "Valkyries, you better get a move on. Jerd, another saying?"

"The worst thing you can have in your head is a nar toom." He said. Dawn and Amy gave him an incredulous look, but quickly recovered.

"He's talking about something in our heads?" Amy frowned.

Dawn thought about it. ""The worst thing you can have in your head is no teeth?"

Jerd nodded. "Bingo," Chris agreed. " and how true. Jo time to pucker up."

The jockette picked the fish up and gave it a kiss. The host wagged a finger at her. "Ah. ah, ah. Like you mean it."

Jo frowned. "How am I supposed to make out with a fish like I mean it?"

Meanwhile, Noah has picked the fish up but looks nervous. "This is weird."

"Seriously? After everything else we've done, this is where you draw the line?" Duncan asked.

Noah didn't get to say anything as Alejandro returned, seeing the situation he walked over to Noah. "I think I know how to get you in the right headspace for this."

The cynic sighed. "I'm listening."

"Close your eyes and think of Crimson." The Spaniard said.

Noah sighed wistfully. "I really miss her."

"I know." Alejandro said.

Jo seems to have decided to take Alejandro's advice as she also closes her eyes.

Back with Noah the background behind him turns dark blue with a red heart over it. Crimson is near him as Alejandro's voice is heard in the background. "If you can't be with the one you love." Noah leaned forward and kissed Crimson.

Out of Noah's fantasy Jo is kissing her fish as well. At first both are doing fine, but after a bit Jo's eyes snap open and she throws the fish across the room with a gasp.

"And that's a win for Team Conquest! Noah you can stop now." Chris said. The cynic didn't seem to have heard him. "Noah?" He poked the cynic, who's eyes shot open and he let out a scream. "Got a little too into huh?" The host chuckled.

[confessional]

Noah: I'm glad my auntie doesn't let my little cousins watch this show. This is the last thing I want them seeing.

Static

The members of Team Chris entered the shack. "We finished the prepping." Brick saluted.

"Just in time. Now Team Chris is obviously our full on, big time, can't get any bigger losers!" Chris jeered.

"Way to rub it in." Gwen scowled.

"But in celebration of my home and native land this is a reward challenge!" Chris announced. "Team Conquest will get a delicious clam and fish chowder supper!"

The team in question cheered.

/

Still in the shack, Team Conquest is eating chowder. Gwen walked over to Duncan. "Can you give me your bowl? You can ask for seconds. I need it for a little revenge."

The punk smirked and handed her the bowl. "I'll go get another one. Enjoy."

Gwen smirked and walked over to a table nearby, a flash transition later and we see her hand it to Topher. "Make sure Amy gets this."

The blonde smirked and walked over to where the cheerleader was sitting. "Hey, you've really been outdoing yourself in terms of drama. I managed to snag a bowl while Chef wasn't looking. So in appreciation for what you've done I'm giving it to you."

Amy huffed. "Well at least someone appreciates me." She begins eating it only to find a red sweatband inside. "EW! Topher!"

The blonde laughed maniacally. "That was better than I thought it'd be! Thanks Gwen!" The goth gave him a wink and Amy glared.

"If Dawn had been here I'd have never fallen for that." She pouted. "Where is she anyway?"

Outside the cabin Gwen walks up to Tyler. "Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your backup sweatband. A little revenge is just what I needed to perk me up."

"No problem." The jock smiled.

The focus shifted over to Jo, who is sitting on the edge of the ocean staring out into it. "You know, it's okay you like him." A small voice said. The jockette started as she saw Dawn right next to her.

"Stop doing that! And what are you talking about?!" Jo asked.

"The reason you stopped kissing the cod is because you ended up imagining Brick right?" The moonchild said.

"No! You're reading too much into things." The jockette said.

"Jo liking someone isn't a weakness." Dawn said.

"You don't know what you're talking about! Now take your stupid aura mumbo jumbo and get lost!" Jo snapped.

As Dawn moves off screen, Chris moves on screen. "Repressing feelings? Interteam love? Self sabotage?! You can't write this stuff. It's a reality producer's dream, and everyone else's nightmare." He chuckled. "What will come of all these emotions? Find out here on Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"

A/N: Since in canon there is a reason for this to be a reward challenge it remains one. We got some cute Gwuncan moments. We're building Xena and Tyler's friendship, and suspicions are rising.

Jo's starting to realize her feelings but she's allergic to showing weakness so no she isn't. Dawn is trying to help, but it's not working.

On Team Conquest Duncan has noticed Alejandro and Noah getting close, Obviously he has to do something about it. I will say, I think I made up for the lack of 'I want the tape back' running gag with both Alejandro's 'my little porpoises' line, Alejandro pointedly making Noah sing, as he didn't canonically, as well as the mention of Noah's Auntie not letting his little cousins watch the show. I mean it's Noah's only canon confessional, outside of RR, so of course I had to.