Mom: oh,really. You make me so mad! I bought you less than a year ago,and you're broke already?!
Satoshi: What's wrong mom?
Mom: The stupid refrigerator!
(Satoshi picks up the plug)
Mom: what? Oh…
Satoshi: get together,mom (plugs it back in)
Mom: they always make a fool out of me! Pesky machines!
Queen Machina: That's dumb! Precisely why I hate the innocent. They're happy to benefit from technology and yet they show no love to machines!
King Mondo: people think of machines as no better than technology
Klank: exactly your highness
Orbus: exactly
Queen Machina: just think of about makes me sick
Prince Sprocket: Mom,are you gonna punish them?
Queen Machina: yes of course. We'll teach them to appreciate machines
(elsewhere)
Eyegangar: (roars,starts making the mom fall in love with the fridge)
(cuts to Theo riding on his cycle as the stopped towards Satoshi)
Theo McEwan: whew,close call
Satoshi: my mom is acting weird
(at Satoshi's house)
Mom: oh,look at that chiseled body! With such a firm,unwavering presence. That sparkling,unblemished skin…overflowing with a sense of cleanliness…oh,refrigerator! Wherefore thou art refrigerator?
Theo McEwan: what in the world?
Paco (Maya Miguel): this feels weird
(cuts to Eyegangar making everyone fall in love with machines)
Theo McEwan: say what now?
Mom: oh,great refrigerator!
Theo McEwan: just as I suspected,I thought this is weird,I'll put things back to normal no matter what
(cuts to a bride being chased by Eyegangar)
Theo McEwan: (punches Eyegangar)
Eyegangar: (roars)
(the bride runs off)
Theo McEwan: Eyegangar! What's your plan?
Eyegangar: (summons Barlo soldiers)
(Theo's battle)
Everyone: (kicks the Barlo soldiers)
Miguel Santos: need some backup?
(the battle continues)
Eyegangar: (roars)
Everyone: (makes a run for it)
Maya Santos: man that was strange
Chrissy Lum: how are we supposed to fight a Kaiju like that?
Tito Chavez: one way or another,their plan won't end with that kind of machinery
Theo McEwan: …
Prince Sprocket: amazing,mom! Eyegangar's plan is working
Queen Machina: nonsense,only an airhead would celebrate something like this
Prince Sprocket: So you mean if people fall for worthless machines then,if we used useful machines…
Queen Machina: exactly,if we used useful machines,the ultimate powerful Kaiju…
King Mondo: …
Queen Machina: (laughs) Acha,go!
Klank: as you wish!
Orbus: wish!
(elsewhere)
Klank: Eyegangar,it's time for your plan to become more effective
Theo McEwan: You wish! So you must be one of the members of Baranoia?
Klank: Well I wouldn't say that…
(Theo punches Klank multiple times)
Klank: (grabs Theo's hand) think a little kid like you could beat a mere machine?
Theo McEwan: because grabbing me won't do you any good,you're the smartest of Baranoia. If you made everyone fall in love with you,our city is history!
Klank: so that's what you meant (puts him down) what a wonderful idea,let's go Eyegangar (he and Eyegangar leaves)
Theo McEwan: suckers…
(eyecatch)
Klank: Eyegangar,make sure to get my goodside
Eyegangar: (roars,starts to flash his forehead as he makes everyone fall in love)
Paco (Maya Miguel): huh? (sees everyone honoring Klank)
Chrissy Lum: What is this?
Theo McEwan: something that I liked to call a full proof plan
Tito Chavez: by everyone falling in love with Klank,but what happens if it passes down to Mondo?
(Theo imagines that everyone honoring King Mondo that everything will be in chaos)
Theo McEwan: (sweatdrop) oh no…
Compsognathus: (roars)
Miguel Santos: yeah should've thought of that sooner or later Theo,Theo?
Theo McEwan: (approaches the crowd) Klank! This madness ends here!
Klank: really? Well you'll have to get to me first
Eyegangar: (roars)
(Theo makes a run for it as Eyegangar goes after him)
Eyegangar: (uses camera flash as Theo deflects it)
Klank: ???
Eyegangar: (falls in love with Klank as he starts chasing him)
Theo McEwan: (laughs)
Compsognathus: (uses fireballs)
Eyegangar: (got hit)
Miguel Santos: Bring it!
Barlo soldiers: (roars)
(battle scene)
Theo McEwan: grid punch!
Eyegangar: (demises)
Klank: around,around you go!
Orbus: ready for an upgrade? (empowers Eyegangar)
Dinobots: (roars)
(Dinobot battle)
Snarl: (uses spiky tail)
Eyegangar: (demises)
(after the battle)
Satoshi: Mama,I'm hungry. Can you make me something?
Mom: Just a minute now. Let's see. What shall I make? Here we go (washes the vegetables)
Satoshi: hey mama,make it Salisbury steak
Mom: sure
Theo McEwan: another day saved
Maya Santos: yeah,everything is back to normal
Miguel Santos: you said it
Maya Santos: …or so I'd like to say but…
Theo McEwan: ?
Tito Chavez: That plan was funny enough…
Theo McEwan: ??
Chrissy Lum: all's well that ends well,but it was stupid that the people will fall in love to a halfwit like Klank (walks away)
Theo McEwan: what?
Chrissy Lum: (continues walking away)
The end
