Chapter 4
Hello people here we go again.
[time skip]
Its been a month and a half now, got to say progress has been slow, my bloodline powers are still crap, naruto and I have been beating the shit out of each other, more progress from physical training than I had expected since he is getting faster and faster, and our fights have been getting longer and longer.
Through chakra training we have had, mix results, naruto has improved, his clones are still crap but he has lessened the amount of chakra he uses upon making one, his transformations has become far smoother than before, his substitution is good.
With me, its been going great, my chakra has increased more than I had expected, my chakra is now bigger but still no match for naruto, along with that I have followed some of the books and had come, to, great, results, for one I was able to use chakra enhancement, it's a far more powerful version of the natural chakra enhancement, I think its about 4x the usual of the natural enhancement, problem with it is the fact that it takes focus to use.
Another skill would be my, chakra strings, a simple construct of an extremely thin line of chakra, though its incredibly weak currently since I can compare it to naruto's clones, it crumbles upon creation and if for some miracle I could pull it off it snaps ones I try to pull something with it.
My bloodline limit training is going nowhere, like literally its like a dam rock unmovable, though it is far more moldable but theres nothing new, my control didn't increase nor did it get better, its still the same, so i'm planning to give it up, and just focus on other things.
Another thing is that the library has little things for me now, because aside from history there is in total nothing much for me, most of the fighting styles focus on one thing, some focus on two things but most of the ones that looked interesting don't even pull off an attack, so most of them are useless to me, so it would be more efficient to create one by my self, though it brings the question of what fictional style would be used? Renewal taekwondo? Ballistic fist? Niko style? Man I cant think of one, probably the water flowing rock smashing fist? Since it has everything nashi has been building up to, a quick fighting style full of reflects, deflects, counters, and is a martial arts about speed and power, its perfect.
But i'll look for it some way or another, i'll probably figure out something, well I probably could find a way so for now lets set aside the fact of styles and just focus on training for now.
"Nashi can I ask you something," naruto asked.
"Sure go ahead," I said.
"Why do you end our fights in such an efficient and brutal way?" Naruto said as he is full of bruises, his cheek is swollen, one of his eye is closed, and his back as a red mark and a foot mark along side it.
"Wow, someone's vocabulary is grown," I said sarcastically.
"Come on man, could you just tell me, ya know" he said.
"Well to be honest, its what they taught us at the development branch, they taught us to be quick and efficient, so that wen we migrate to become real ninja's it would be a far more smoother transfer and it's a way to simulate assassinations along with to minimize our stamina consumption when we are forced to assassinate a well guarded person," nashi said as he then took a bite out of a jerky.
"That, sounds like a military camp," naruto said.
"Ha, your right," nashi laughed at naruto.
"Alright, want to do something?" Nashi asked.
"What is it?" Naruto said.
"It's a way of training,"
"What kind?"
"We are gonna fight in the water, with these tied to our legs," nashi said as he pulled out a rope from his satchel.
"And what are we gonna do with that?"
"We are gonna tie these to our ankles,"
"But wouldn't that be, weird? Are we gonna fight while hopping?" Naruto asked.
"No, because you see, we are gonna tie these to our ankles but not tie them together, we will have a foot of length so it limits our movements while still letting us have enough room to fight, and with this it will teach us to limit our movements and to lessen unnecessary movements," nashi said as he tied them on himself.
And so we did, we stood on the water and prepared to fight, we threw a rock in the air and prepared ourselves, both in our personal fighting stance, I was on my average taekwondo stance and naruto was in his brawler stance, but he looked like a boxer, he leaned forward and put both fist clenched just under his nose, we both looked at each other and then it began, as soon as the rock touched the water naruto was already on the move.
Naruto threw a massive right at my chest, I dodged to the right and grabbed his arm, I tried to spin and dislocate it to immobilize his right arm, and since we both heal fast it was practically just as normal as a small cut, but before I could do so in my spin, naruto surprisingly followed my spin and managed to prevent the dislocation and managed to get us face to face, then with his left arm free he did an upper cut with it, I however blocked it with my foot, stopping it before it could fully pick up speed since I know how it feels when naruto can fully wined up a punch and how much it sucked.
While blocking his uppercut nashi used his punch as a spring and manage to land the first hit of the fight, a kick to the chin as he back flipped from jumping off his punch, naruto was dazed and I had a clear opening to take him down and corner him with the water and my punches, and so I did just that, Naruto maybe training to be a brawler but there is one thing he cant change yet, and that is his current small build and so I easily took him down.
Naruto was shocked not expecting this and in the moment lost most of his air as he gasped out in surprise, now left in the mercy of Nashi and the water, how ever naruto did not give up and tried to fight back, his punches how ever missed because of being under water, how ever nashi did not have this problem and just threw punches landing on there mark, naruto tried to lessen the hits by blocking with his hands and try to find a way out of this, and after thinking only one thought he was then reminded of being underwater by choking on it while he tried to breath, and without finding any other way he gave up, nashi noticed that naruto raised his hands a sign of giving up and stopped and stood up.
Naruto got out of the water gasping for air.
"So, what, was, the, reason, for, the, rope, again?" Naruto said huffing in air between words.
"Well they were meant to limit our movements, but since I forgot to adjust them they were practically an extra weapon at that point," nashi said a little embarrassed about the rope thing.
"Ya, think?" Naruto said as he laid on the ground still taking in massive gulps of air.
"What? Upset that I nearly drowned you?" Nashi asked.
"Nah, you've been doing that for the months we've been friends, but seriously why do all your combat choice go to the small river?" Naruto asked since when ever they suggest to fight its always in the water.
"Well, if I had to say its probably the resistance of the water, and because i'm mostly a leg fighter so making them stronger gives me benefits," I said.
"So, you get more benefits?" Naruto basically simplified nashi's words.
"Correct," nashi said smugly.
"Well, that explains a lot, but come on man, at least tell me before you make me a punching bag, ya know," he said as he continued to lay down calmer now.
"I'll think about it," nashi said with out a hint of shame, and if naruto looked at him he could probably see a smile on his face.
"So, whats next?" Naruto said as he could still clearly see the sun in the sky.
"Well since its still high noon, want to train chakra?" I asked.
"You can go ahead, i'll join you when I feel better," naruto said as he rolled on his side.
"Alright bro, and go to the shade you don't want to get a sun burn now do you?" I asked chuckling as I remembered in a few weeks of me and naruto training he got a sun burn and I took the chance to do a strong pat on his back to which he didn't like.
Naruto grumbled as a response and I entered the small pond we made which is now neck deep, unlike the chin deep water it was before, doing the same thing as pulsing chakra through the water, but a little different, by spinning the water around, it was very tiring since swirling a pool this size is hard, it was a 5 by 5 pool that is about 2 feet deep.
My objective was only to spin this pool, while naruto's goal was to do constantly changing swirls, at first I thought this style of training was similar, until I remembered rasengan, this gave some insight on why it seemed so familiar, and so I advanced naruto's training but bigger.
As soon as naruto stopped resting and entered the pool, my objective changed, And that was to stay in the pool because its training enough to try because.
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Naruto as soon as he entered smirked as he saw nashi with a focused looked at him as he prepared himself, naruto then decided to take revenge as the moment he activated his chakra a strong ripple appeared on the water, countered by a smaller one by nashi, naruto grinned as he began to violently shift the water to his will, creating changing a mini water vortex and then created another one with opposite force making the first one clash with the second one in which it sent a water wave towards nashi, nashi grit his teeth as he glued himself to the rocks under water.
I managed to learn the tree climbing technique, but they should call it wall walking to make it simple like water walking, sadly it cant hold my weight since I still don't have that much control, but it works under water which baffles me, but I think its because underwater its less heavy since water makes me float but I did learn it.
Every time naruto throws a wave of water at me I hold on for dear life while trying to counter him, though it does only little since a few minutes later I am pushed out of the water, making naruto grin in victory as he continued his training, while me on the other hand is exhausted from that, both physically and chakra wise, so I sat down and proceeded to rest.
Knowing that naruto would be there for a few minutes, I went to find some shade and meditate, it does nothing but it helps me calm down and just like in the past I could try to clear my mind and see if I could find something, as soon as I did, I let my mind run, ramped in my mind, I heard my old mentor's voice.
"Let your mind be empty, and focus on gratitude, purify your soul and your mind," an old voice said.
"heh, old monk was on to something but I couldn't stop it, so I just let it overwhelm me like a tsunami," nashi thought as he smiled at that old memories of his time as a monk, though he was happy that he got to keep his hair.
"/ you should really stop playing games," a woman's voice said, as the scene changed to a bedroom like look.
"Since if you don't you will over sleep and not get to school in time," she said.
"Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to see what the market had to offer since they just changed the items in the shop mom," I said.
"Alright / just don't stay up for to long ok?," she said almost like a demand than a question.
"Ok, love you ma," I said as she smiled and closed the door.
"Yoh, / how you doing, did you know that / is good at fps games?" An excited boy said as the scene changed to a more school like area.
I was about to answer as it changed, then again, and again, and again, my memories rushed through me, officially reaching what I had wanted, it flowed through me with the grace of a tsunami, I saw multiple memories, such as crying for my dog, being depressed on my families death, times before I got adopted, punching the clown on his stupid face, running out of a storm wearing bright red clothes while crying, full of clown make up on my face.
I let it flow through me, endlessly, seeing the happy and the sad, I didn't cry, I didn't get uncomfortable, I was just there, experiencing and feeling my old stuff and finding out I felt numb through all of it, it was nothing new as I had already grown detached from all through this, since I learned that crying and doing nothing leads to nothing.
The words "move on" was more difficult on practice than I had expected, depression was not fun but I could do nothing while doing nothing, don't get me wrong depression is a bitch but not having anyone and doing nothing only got me to dig my hole deeper so, I forced my self to move and kick depression in the ass by burning my eyes with the rising suns light.
While reminiscing on the good old days I woke up by naruto tapping me on the shoulder, opening my eyes slowly I saw naruto.
"Its your turn bro," he said as he laid on the ground.
I stood up with out a word and just walked towards the pool to continue training.
[next day]
Class just ended and everyone scattered, I how ever walked towards the ninja department, I had inspected the area for tools that I may require, and it was fruitful, now I have sealing scrolls, camping gear in the sealing scrolls, and ninja wires, aside from those I have food pills, soldier pills, blood pills, and even sleeping pills, but what I was after was the flash bang, though I got the timer version instead of the impact version, and after buying an impact one, it became the staple for me and naruto's traps, the black pepper bomb though we modified it for that, but it showed you can modify it so that means I could color it.
A little bit more of adventure I find a rundown shop, with a little bit more of inspection I notice it smelled like fresh iron, not copper or rust, or the sweet but sickly copper spell, but getting closer it smells like ash and steel and looking inside I noticed it was a black smith, there were three people inside, two of them men were huge, almost like giants, one was a man with a big build and huge but compact muscles he has blond hair that started to gray with an intense stair at the steel that is molding with his every strikes, while the other man had the same build his skin was slightly darker, he had a tattoo of what looks like a snake with blue scales climbing around his left arm with the same intense gaze at his own piece of moldable steel.
On the other side was a small man with extensively dense looking muscles, he had the same build as the two but on a smaller scale, he had white hair, and his skin was dark, like the one with the tattoo, but unlike the two he had a gentle grin as he gently but strongly molded the steel on his anvil, I wanted to stay for a while but noticing the time I decided to walk home but noticed that the front door had a custom order available sign on the front and knew I had to come back.
Heading home I prepared myself for the shit I was planning, there is a high chance of my death in this stunt but there is also a chance to make sasuke less of an ass, I know probably killing him would make the story go faster and fuck up black zetsu's plan for a bit, but I know it won't do much so i'll take plan two.
[next day]
"Nashi what the fuck are we doing?" Naruto asked with a whisper.
"Its clear, were gonna rob one of the big clans of the hidden leaf," I said in a whisper as well.
"If so, then why are we in a small clearing?" Naruto said.
"Well if you may ask naruto," nashi said as he jumped down from the tree. "We're gonna rob them of there discarded tools," I said as I spread my hands out and bowed.
"What are we gonna steal here?" Naruto asked as he looked around the clearing.
"Well, as usual we are taking there unlucky loss and take there things," nashi said as he walked over the bush and after rummaging for a bit he came out with a kunai. "Like this little gem,"
"So, dumpster diving?" Naruto said.
"Correction my young brother, we are bush diving," I said as I cartoonishly jump in to the bushes.
"Oh well," naruto said as he jumped in the bushes as well.
"Oh and be careful with rusted weapons, they may cause some poison, and some of them might be poisoned," nashi said as he continued to rummage but naruto stopped.
"Wait, are you trying to kill me?" Naruto said after compiling what he had just said.
"Nah, but if you do die thats your problem," I said as I rummaged more.
[hours later]
"So how much is our haul?" Naruto asked.
"Well after separating the dull, rusted, and useable, we got around 4 stacks of rusted, 6 stacks of the dull/unusable, and only got 3 stacks of each useable ones, so we left the not useable ones behind and just practiced throwing shit at the tree that looks like it already faces this problem before.
[minutes later]
"Wow this is way easier than practicing at school," naruto said as he sticks a shuriken at the log.
"Well, want to inspect them next time?" I said as I stuck a kunai at where the branch would be.
"Sure,"
"Naruto, make sure to aim properly alright,"
"Yeah, -mom-," naruto said as he rolled his eyes.
And so me and naruto trained kunai and shuriken throwing, at first we just threw them like normal, and then we ran around while throwing them at the stationary logs.
"What the hell!?!?" Naruto said as nashi just rushed naruto with a kunai out of nowhere.
"Reflex naruto, never let your guard down," I said with a grin as I kicked his right foot making him loose balance.
"I get what you mean, but what the fuck," naruto yelled as he just blocked a knee from nashi.
"Oh come on, don't be a baby, plus this is the blunt ones, I made sure of it," I said as I maneuvered the kunai for a stab.
"Alright, but still," naruto moved his head to the side with a role. "This is highly uncalled for," naruto said as he stopped rolling and rushed at me with a blunt kunai.
"You have a point, but counter point," I said as I planted my foot on his knee, and punched him on the cheek. "Training,"
"Counter point," naruto said as he took my punch like a champion and grabbed on my foot. "I don't care," he said as he picked up my 7 year old body and tried to slam me to the ground.
"Counter point," nashi said as he landed on his hands, then he decided to spin sanji style with naruto still holding on his leg. "I got nothing," nashi said as naruto let go of his leg and was launched back first on a tree.
"Ughhh, you're an asshole," naruto said as he just gave up.
"Well good fight, good fight," nashi said as he stood up.
After that we just went home, but on our way home we saw a sasuke who just so happen to breath out small embers of fire, I saw this from a flash back ones, to which the father gave him a cold look, to fugaku he was comparing sasuke to itachi and worried that sasuke would be compared to itachi since they were of the same blood but lacked the talent, to sasuke his father looked disappointed, or so he thought, since he has never interacted with his father that much and could not see the worry behind those eyes.
"Yooo, we found sasuke, kidnap him naruto," Nashi said in a very playful and joyful tone.
"Ayy sir," naruto said as he pulled out a rope from nowhere, sasuke and fugaku were shocked at what they heard, fukagu was since he didn't expect this, sasuke was the same, and so sasuke was captured with ease, and before he could struggle I taped his mouth shut.
"Don't worry, mister uchiha, will bring sasuke before midnight," I said as I ran fast towards a training ground, fugaku just stood there still shocked at the event.
"Naruto run faster, we cant let our prisoner be rescued," I said to naruto who was holding sasuke above him with both hands with ease.
"You got it," naruto said as he slung sasuke over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes trying to wriggle free, and so me and naruto ran to the distance.
We ran fast laughing the whole way, and with that we gathered quite the attention to our selfs, some raised an eyebrow, some pitied the boy who was captured, some chuckled, and some tried to stop us to which I answered with a nut punch.
"Mission success," I said.
"Ok, so, remind me, why we, did, this again?" Naruto asked as he took deep breaths between words since he carried sasuke all the way here.
"We are making friends, specially with the lonely uchiha who never interacts with people, I bet his parents are worried about him," I said as I untaped the uchiha.
"YOU BASTEREDS, HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME, ONCES IM FREE ILL KILL BOTH OF YOU!!!!" The uchiha screamed clearly upset at the humiliating parade we did with him.
"Ow don't get your balls in a twist, we just wanted to hang out," I said as I untied him.
"And why would I, hang out with a bunch of losers like you," he said scowling at us, but with his baby face it was kind of cute.
"Ugh, you hurt me, my poor and weak heart, naruto, pls tell the land lord, i'll need chips on my grave," I said mockingly as I let naruto catch me when I fall.
"Brother noooo," naruto said dramatically. "Worry not brother, because for you, I will give only the finest chips," he said as the crocodile tears started to shed, I let out a smile and turned my head as I breath my final breath, and along with this the background changed, it was a full moon, we were on a cliff, the blue of the moon radiated calmly on the water as a lone tree on the cliff shed its leafs to comfort the two under it, sasuke just looked bewildered at this, he thought it was a genjutsu, and rubbing his eyes did nothing.
"Well then come on lets train," nashi sprung up from naruto's hands fully energized.
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"I'm stronger than you, so why would I train with you?" Sasuke said a little dazed from the previous event, naruto and nashi just did a lip roll.
"What huh, you scared that the two you considered weaker can kick your ass?" Naruto said mockingly as he waved off sasuke.
"What did you say to me," sasuke said as he gritted his teeth.
"What? Scared you cant keep up with our training?" Nashi said pushing the boy a little further, just as he planned with naruto.
"Oh yeah, well then bring it on, your looser training won't even make me break a sweat," sasuke said a little angry, but for us we just grinned because it was hook line and sinker for this stupid uchiha.
"Alright, first order of business," nashi said as glasses seems to appear on his face, and a clip board magically appears on his hands.
"Alright, what build would you like?" Nashi said professionally as he took a seat at the rock behind him.
"What?" Sasuke intelligently asked because of the sudden 180.
"I'm asking you what type of body do you want to build, you can be a brawler like naruto over there, you can be a agile fighter like me, or you could be something new," nashi said as he flipped a page of the empty paper of the clip board.
Sasuke just blinked at the situation, he couldn't do much since he was never exposed to this type of bullshit in his life, and so the only thing that sasuke could do was stay silent with a dumbfounded expression as his brain tried to understand, and so he stood there motionless, and it made nashi and naruto impatient.
"Alright crash course it is," nashi said as he took of his clothing to his boxers and naruto did the same, this got sasuke's attention since we just stripped suddenly.
"Alright sasuke, get down to your underwear, were doing some training," the uchiha was still stunned and so nashi forced sasuke to do so, and the uchiha was subjugated to hellish training a regiment.
[hours later]
Sasuke was returned home safely…… he was as safe as we could get anyways, he had no outward problems at least, though his entire body is tired and fatigued through trying to keep up with us, though to his credit he did somewhat keep up, he managed to do our warm up, full on saitama baby, though we did rest after every work out, like a 30 second to 1 minute rest, but after our simple warm up sasuke could not keep up, he fumbled instantly on the chakra ripple training since he got washed instantly by me, I just fought naruto as usual with waves of water.
But got to say the most embarrassing thing of that day was when sasuke and I had a fight, naruto just sat to the side and watch with absolute joy on his face.
"What are you grinning about huh?" Sasuke said as he noticed naruto's ear to ear grin.
"Oh nothing much, just excited to see how this would end," naruto said as he got himself comfortable under the
Shade.
And so sasuke and I got on top of the water, and like usual we tossed a rock and waited for it to hit the water, and as soon as it started sasuke noticed that he couldn't move fast, it wasn't because he suddenly became slow, but the fact that water is weighing him down, but someone wasn't slowed down.
Nashi rushed at the slowed uchiha shocking him at the speed, nashi pushed a high kick at the uchiha, sasuke then bent his back to dodged the strong kick, nashi did a full 180, as soon as sasuke got up nashi was ready aimed a kick at his stomach, the kick was strong enough to launch sasuke in the air and landing on his back, he pushed his head out of the water to breath in some air, but as soon as he got out nashi was already on top of him and pushed him under water, sasuke tried to escape and really thought that nashi was about to kill him, he struggled and tried to scratch attack or something but it was futile, as soon as sasuke was about to loose consciousness nashi pulled him out, he coughed and wheezed.
"Victory, now get your ass in here naruto," nashi said while sasuke was coughing and taking in large gulps of massive air at the same time.
And so nashi's second fight began and I bet you know where this went, though sasuke was now watching as naruto played diffusively blocking parring, dodging, and taking hits, sasuke noticed that most of there movement were different and almost like they were different persons, sasuke had an inkling that they were holding back, but after the training and the situation they were in he was now 100% sure they were holding back, this angered sasuke but he couldn't to much, but there was one question running through his mind, and that was why, if they were so strong then why hide it? Were they just making fun of me? Is this there way of saying were stronger? He had multiple thoughts of why, but never did he think it wasn't only for him, he was so self centered that he couldn't get the bigger picture.
And so after trying to fully keep up with us sasuke was left beaten, tired, and over all sore all over.
[couple of days later]
"So… no training today?" Naruto asked as we walked towards our home.
"Yup," nashi said.
"But why? The months we've been together you keep forcing us to train?" Naruto said as he took a right towards the forest in order to not take the public road so we could prevent a fight with the weak and persistent yet stubborn villagers.
"Well, I just realized we never really spent our weekend alone, so I mostly wanted to give us some free time for our own shit, so go and spread your wings my young bird," nashi said as he flipped a page from his rented book.
"Ughhh, its almost impossible to read you, its almost like you do this intentionally," naruto said.
"Speak for yourself, your already the most unpredictable thing I have ever encountered, I mean look at your traps, I just literally taught you the basic crap, and now you have a trap that strips and throws them outside, a trap that explodes with pepper and chilly powder, a fork and butter knife launcher, and over all other traps that I could hardly pull off or even think of, if I were to give you a day of prep time you could probably utterly destroy me," nashi simply said after noting some impossible achievements that naruto got with out my help.
"Yeah your right, but you literally are the strongest person I know, aside from me or the old man of course, but seriously it's a surprise from a book worm like you, aside from your extremely unorthodox fighting style, if I were not your friend I would think you were like multiple people in one person, being able to switch from dodging to instantly moving like a snake, seriously its almost impossible to keep up with you," naruto said as he looked to the side to look for there home.
And so after some banter, nashi and naruto spent there weekends separately, nashi had just continued to read up on his books, this time nashi has a book about chakra control, though it was nothing new it was more of a revision of what he had already know, but he had reached a wall and so nashi wanted to backtrack to see if he could find something to fix the wall he just bumped into.
"On these moments Is when I wish naruto was right, so I could both learn and do training, like the clone jutsu or something, like a split personality, so while I do something it can train in my mind while I read up on things, now I wish I could pull of the clone jutsu, but I cant since all the info I have on it is to split my chakra in two, and i'm not sure if that's all to it so yeah i'm Not doing it," nashi thought as he rolled around in his living room floor.
"I'll go for a walk to get my mind out of it, might go to the blacksmiths and custom order this blade that I wanted," as nashi pulls out a paper with a very specific design since it was going to be his first commission so might as well make it the as on point as he could, though for now he will be to short for it he mostly wanted it for future uses, and on the paper said was a sleek, medium-sized sword. The hilt's grip, which has a gentle black-decorative wrapping, bends forward at the end, with a pommel shaped overlap three times, and a crimson tassel dangling from its base. Instead of a tsuba, there is a U-shape guard covering three inches of the blade, with a flower petal design. At the base of the guard is a red string wrapped thrice around the hilt, with a three-loop bow on the back side and a folded paper decoration on the front side. The blades' hamon is straight, colored black with a silver edge, and is somewhat thicker than a normal sword. It remains straight and slim with a somewhat short size, with the tip ending in a slanted razor-like edge instead of tapering to a point, yup very specific….. probably to specific though, but might as well see if they take it.
And as so nashi took off with his usual get up, wearing a standard cream colored shirt and a dark blue pants he took off, and as he exited his little apartment he is greeted with the usual, in front of his place of residents there was the usual red light district but it was closed for now, well aside from the food areas it was mostly closed, there were people passing by inside though, I don't know who they are or what they are, i'm guessing humans and gangsters though, they practically run the red light district, managing the people, making sure they have a job and what not, kicking out assholes, protecting there people, all the standard shit they don't show in the movies, because believe it or not they are actually pretty kind compared to the assholes called villagers, and I got to see why hiruzen had placed naruto here, it wasn't because he didn't like him, it was because that the people here even if they know what naruto is, they aren't dumb enough to antagonize him and for the most part they treat him like a normal child over all that is if you ignore the gang fights they have sometimes, its very rare actually.
Going down the apartment I greeted the old man that runs the area, I greeted the local thugs and some prostitutes that I come to know since I practically live here, they waved back and one of the thugs even gave me strawberry flavored candy along with a ruffle to my hair, I thanked him and went on my way to buy some items that I would need, because if you think I made this weekend a rest day for no reason, you are mistaken, because today I wanted to do weapon training, so i'll probably get some training equipment, like a wooden sword or something, I could probably make one my self but I just wanted to see if there were something different in the shop training sword and a self made training sword.
Heading towards the ninja district, I faced some problems with me, namely unknown civilians who know that i'm friends with naruto or just aquatinted with him, happy to say I cracked some ribs along with dislocating some joins, and ruining some family jewels on the way there, the fight was about a 2 out of 10 since none of them had weapons, no proper training, and over all lack of coordination, so it was mostly a one sided beatdown even with there 20 number and size advantage, it must be embarrassing to lose the next generation to a child hehehehe.
[somewhere in konoha]
"Haaaaaa," a deep sigh could be head.
"Can you repeat that for me again," and old yet weak voice said.
"Yes lord third," a man said as he stiffened, not in any emotional way, but only in a way where they were trained.
"Around the edge of the market place around district 12, there was a conflict, the group said they were assaulted by the lakey of the demon," the anbu said as he read from a report.
"And what did the anbu who tailed him reported," he said as he took a deep breath of his pipe.
"Gekko reported that the villagers, after noticing him enter from the sixth district had spread the information and some group of civilians had prepared and readied themselves to where an x shinobi predicted at," he informed.
"And the damaged?"
"The civilians said it was sever and that they would need some compensation, but from the looks of the wounds it was just some basic bruises alone with some cracked ribs and dislocated joins, nothing a couple of weeks of rest won't fix, and the most extensive damage to them is probably the one between there crotch but nothing else," the masked man said.
"And what about the civilians who kept pushing?" Hiruzen asked.
"We did as you asked," the anbu said.
"Good, now you are dismissed eagle, and you may now return to your duty," hirizen said as eagle vanished disturbing nothing as if he was only a mirage, hizuen sighed as he return to his and he swore the amount of work suddenly quadrupled.
[nashi pov]
We are greeted with nashi tossing a particular sheathed knife in the air and catching it, after having fun with it he shoves it in his back pocket where a sealing scroll is hidden, finding a store he wanted he entered and had a chat with the man who is behind the generic looking store.
"Hello old man sato, I have come for the usual," nashi said as he pushed the door open.
"Ahh nashi, yes I have it, a 6 foot pole with ends that are hollow and is extendable by being able to screw in other ends to lengthen it," old man sato said as he pulled out a three poles that I requested. "And as you requested all of them are 3 feet in length," he said as he tossed them to me, I caught them.
"Thanks old man sato, who know having a store general store that doubles as a ninja store would get you connections that would let you costume order something like this," nashi said as he began to screw two ends together to lengthen it.
"Well you know, to those there own, well anyways wanna buy something other than the extendable pole are you wanted?" Old man sato said as he began to put back some boxes he uses to hide his ninja stuff.
"Well then, since you asked so nicely, can I have a 2 kilo of pepper corn, some mint leafs, along with 1kilo of chilly powder, and half a kilos of garlic and onion individually, along with 2kilos of pork shoulder, and a whole chicken," nashi said as he finished screwing on both ends of the staff and slinging it over his shoulders.
"Well that will be around, 1920 yen, also want some soldier pills," old man sato said.
"Yeah yeah, make it 2500, here," nashi said as he handed old man sato 2500 yen, from nashi's experience yen is far more similar to dollars in this world, you have your common 1 to 10 yen coins and the paper go from 20 to 1000 but one this is that yen is more valuable in this world than my world, but i'm not complaining since I get 50k yen a month, but the 20k costume I ordered really put a dent in my wallet, along with the 10k costume staff, man its way harder than I had expected, nashi though as he only had 30k yen left from his previous payment and his current one, aside from that I come to notice that almost every ninja equipment are excessively expensive but that is expected since konoha is a ninja heavy village.
"Wait a minute, where is the free special ninja beef jerky for every 1000 yen spent," I said as I gave the old man a look.
"Dam quite perceptive little runt," old man sato said as he tossed me two packs of ten beef jerky.
"Thanks ya old shit, i'm off now," I said with a grin as the old man jokingly told me off.
-now that i'm done with my shopping I should buy something for naruto, probably some arm bracers, gauntlets? Probably a mix of both but I don't know what to do, should I buy them or make one my self, I bought a carving knife for the reason of making things on my own, also I found out the difference of a shop bought training sword, it's the fact that it has a seal on it, I don't know what type of seal it was but it looked like a decoration piece on the thing but looking a bit closer it was a seal alright but I didn't know what it did but I could hypothesize that it was a durability or a preservation seal, but now that I know the difference I could probably close it by learning it my self, well the library would be a good start to look, but I guess i'll do that tomorrow,- nashi thought out as he walked towards hi home, and since it was still early and all he decided to try out some carving, since there were some old broken down wood in the forest.
And so nashi spent his few free hours roaming and shopping for some goods while transforming himself to look slightly different since they have been charging us outrages prices for spoiling food or crappy equipment, I mostly bought some candy bars and bread along with something to spread on the bread so it doesn't taste to bland, he kept them all in his satchel that had a sealing scroll inside it for easy transport, he did some escapade around the village until it was getting dark and so he decided to go home, but on the middle of going home nashi ran into some problems.
Nashi felt someone glaring holes on the back of his head, and with nothing but his instincts he jumped forward rolling and looking behind him, and it was on time too, because at that moment someone slashed around the head area of where nashi was before with a machete, he looked like your average old scraggly old man, he had dark hair that was kept short but rough as if he never combed it in ages, he wore a dark green t shirt, and had black pants that ended around his knees.
"Sho yor tha brat thatsh got the demons back huh?" The man said as then nashi finally got a good look at him, he looked like your average abusive father and all that but he had a scar running up his cheek.
"Hey boys, look who we have here," he said out loud as a group of what looked like 20 or more adults came out.
"Ohhh, it's the demon brats friend, and it seems like he is running late," a man said who had a bandage on his cheek.
"Didn't your mommy ever told you, that to never leave home at night," another man said with bandages wrapped around his head.
"Come on man, his an orphan don't be insensitive," another man said mockingly with a bandage over his nose.
"Well then boys, if we kill him he won't be missed, and if we do this we might draw out the demon brat who hasn't been seen in a while now," a man said with anger in his eyes.
"Your right, lets get him," another man in the back said.
They all agreed with that man but as soon as they decided on it nashi was already running, nashi wasn't scared, maybe a little but he wasn't all scared, nashi was mostly scared of the fact that they had weapons now something he didn't want to encounter, and so nashi ran as fast as he could, but even with chakra nashi's legs were small and the taller adults was slowly gaining on him, and so with little choice nashi ran towards a corner, the adults followed him but was soon greeted with a wall but no brat on sight.
"Looking for me idiots," nashi said as he appeared behind them and taunted them by pulling down on his bottom eyelid and blowing raspberries at them, and they took exception to that and ran angrily at me, but soon came to regret it as almost half of them jumped and screamed with pain as something stabbed there straw sandals. They looked down and noticed there were caltrops hidden by the dark shadow of the night.
"Come on you old fucks, come and get me or are you to chicken to try," I said and to which they took exception to that as well and one did so specially as he jumped at me prepared to swing his bat on my head.
But he never got the chance because not even half way of the 6 foot gap between them a pole suddenly and perfectly landed on his groined, the force was strong enough to knock him out and send him flying back towards the crowd.
Everyone looked at the unconscious body of the man and looked at the suddenly far more menacing looking brat who had an equally devilish smile that ran from ear to ear smile that promised something, and they knew it wasn't good.
"Have you guys ever played billiard before? Well I don't need your answer I just want you guys to know that i'm not good at it, so mind helping he practice," I said as I screwed the other two ends of the staff, making it 9 foot long.
One guy tried to speak but couldn't continue because of something hitting him in the gut.
"Sorry about that, I couldn't aim properly so i'm glad you came to volunteer," I said.
And so I practiced pole arm stabbing with out the blade on them, glad to say I won a battle with these crappy fucks, though they did scream and bitch at me about this shit not being fair, and the fact that i'm ninja trained or some shit like that completely forgetting that i'm a toddler, glad to say I aimed true and perfect, some on there got some on there balls, and i'm proud to say I one million years of deathed them with the pole arm, needed to clean it after using it like that but totally worth it for the genuinely anime like ahhh they said as I jammed the pole arm in there asses.
After my practice I picked up the caltrops since they were dam expensive even without being over priced, I had to go through some villagers to get home but i'm glad to say none of them had weapons, and on my way home I could see naruto's shenanigans as some lights were glowing blue, a couple of stands were either colored with a super saturated and bright color that made the whole aesthetic of there shop crumble. Some shops had it worse since they couldn't even enter them because of the sudden influx of black pepper and chilly powder that permeated the inside of a shop completely making them have to shut down and completely ruining there display and prepared food, after laughing at there faces and dashing off and slipping through the crowd escaping there wrath nashi arrived home safely and primed every trap he could, incase someone wanted to get revenge at night.
[next day]
Nashi woke up from a peaceful nap and moved towards his living room to see that the front door traps have been set off and the falling brick trap actually worked, and the window trap was actually activated, though it was clear that they couldn't get pass the entrances of the house because they didn't set off the pepper spray, the chilly powder explosion, or the death hot sauce bath that I and naruto concocted precisely for maximum pain once on skin contact.
Once finishing up with his usual daily routine nashi exited his house through the back entrance aka the window, leaping down nashi looked for a piece of sturdy looking wood, and found a couple with the appropriate length and girth that would be for a sword and probably some armor, I stuffed them in my satchel and just practiced on a smaller one as I got on the stream and walked upstream to do my usual.
Arriving there I was surprised that I wasn't alone, as when I got there a focused uchiha was trying to make ripples in the water, it looked like he was here just a few minutes before I got there, and since I didn't want to disturb him I just snuggled behind a tree away from sight and from the light and began to carve away at my new project.
Chapter end.
Omake
Back at the ally way where nashi had trapped several adults for his personal practice and revenge.
"Boss lets get out of here," a man said in a panic.
"And how do we do that you fucking idiot, there is a brat literally 4 to 5 feet away practicing pool at us, to top it all of we are in a dam dead end," he said franticly as another man beside him got hit in the stomach, which folded him and landed on the ground face first and groaning from pain.
"Boss there we can climb from the back, we can get up there if some of us helps the other one out and then they can pull us up," another man said.
"Good job borous, everyone," he said as the thugs turned back and made there way to help one another.
But as soon as they turned there backs on nashi a devilish grin that he already had grew bigger, for as soon as they turned there backs on him, one of there men suddenly let out a moan of pain but looked like pleasure complete with a blush and a glazed look in his eyes, as behind him the pole arm that was used to strike them was firmly lodged up his asshole, before he could fall down the pole arm was roughly pulled back and the man let out a moan as blood came out along with the end of the pole, he laid there twitching and in pain, the others panicked and began to go faster while half of the people turn to watch the devilishly grinning monster as he screwed on another piece to his already comedically long pole arm.
As soon as the boy finished the pole flashed and more moans that sounded deceptively of pleasure could be heard as the blood stained end of the pole arm was slowly retracted and they could see all of it, it was a blade-less pole arm but on the end of it you could see blood and some brown stains over it, for some this might have looked comedic but for them who saw how it was used and who used it they were stunned in to fear as if they moved an inch it would be there last, and so as the child disassembled his weapon leaving the blood and shit covered end on the side bloody side faced to the earth, as the child picked up the caltrops on the floor no one moved and let the child go.
As soon as the child had left they fell down like school girls who were suddenly scared by an explosion, they let out the air they didn't even know they were holding and to the best of there judgement they had survived from becoming less of a man then they already were, and one by one they looked back seeing the deceptively pleasured faces of there comrades as they lay there face on the floor, ass up to the sky with a blood stain around where there asshole should be, the survivors collectively gulped as they could have become like that if they didn't stand still, and on that day the survivors vowed to them selfs to not mess with the small demon.
The end.
Hello yall, sorry for not posting for a while now, life has been kicking my ass real well this pass months I haven't posted.
Also happy to see grim reaper likes the idea of genderbending, but sorry kind of already placed naruto as predominant male in all of this, but don't worry you can keep guessing who else will be gender bended though, also can you guess what anime I could place in this to make it more interesting? If someone guesses the genderbended characters i'll give them a special reward.
Random question of the day: if you were in naruto what elements would you like to have, and combine them for either a bloodline limit or create a whole new spectrum of the element.
For me it would be fire and water since boil release seems like a over all useful jutsu and versatile one seeing as it could both be used to increase combat power seen by naruto and the five tales jinchuriki han as they used it like a thruster and mai used it to melt first stage susanoo so to me it was totally under used in the show.
Well that's all for now folks have a good day and thank you for reading.
Ps can you guys help little old me find some good fanfictions out there?