With Roger now in his every day clothes; he drove his car outside Toon Manor before exiting the vehicle with a cup of Starbucks coffee which he drank.
"Sheesh, what a night." said Roger.
He walked over to the front door and looked at Hooty.
"Hoot hoot, password please." said Hooty.
Roger then did a Three Stooges eye poke on Hooty with his left hand.
"OW!" yelled Hooty.
"There's my mother fucking password, now let me in." said Roger.
Hooty is mad.
"Alright, alright, geez." Said Hooty.
He opened up and Roger walked into the mansion.
Interview Gag
"I wasn't in the mood, had trouble returning to sleep that night." Said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Roger appeared in the living room where Jack, Dirk, Quint, and June were watching YouTube videos.
Roger saw this.
"Do I even want to know?" Said Roger.
"Viewing online videos from your world." Said Quint.
"Hey look, a cartoon about a cat and mouse from the middle east of Europe called Worker and Parasite. This should be good." Said Dirk.
Roger shook his head.
Later; the four finished the middle east cartoon and were in complete shock at what they just saw.
"What the hell was that?" said Jack.
"Easter Europe's favorite cat and mouse duo." said Roger.
"That's shit." said Dirk.
"You should see the first season of Rocky and Bullwinkle then." said Roger.
He cleared his throat.
"Anyways, there's a lot to see in Toon City, when we get you four settled in perfectly, we'll hit Wendy's and get Frosty's." said Roger, "Get ready, we're leaving in five minutes."
The four middle schooler aged kids ran off.
Roger chuckled as he grabbed an apple and began eating it.
"That was easy." said Roger.
Later; the meerkat walked over to his car and opened up the driver door and became shocked.
He saw that Jack was in the driver's seat and that June was in the passenger seat while Dirk and Quint were in the back.
"So who's driving?" said Jack.
Roger became deadpanned and pulled Jack out of the vehicle.
"Me. There are laws against having a thirteen year old with no valid drivers license driving in a vehicle registered to someone else." said Roger.
"Well maybe your mayor will make an exception." said Dirk.
"The mayor's an idiot. He once passed a Toon City law stating that helping old ladies walk across the street is illegal." said Roger.
"What about the president?" said Quint.
"Oh you mean the psycho trigger happy bunny rabbit who is also a freelance police officer?" said Roger.
Quint became shocked his jaw dropped.
"That's nothing, a puppet was our President once." spoke Roger.
"That's not nice." snapped Jack.
Roger held up a photo of AP sitting in the Oval Office.
"Oh." said Jack.
Roger put the photo away.
"Now get in the car." said Roger.
Jack got in the back of the car before Roger drove it off.
Later; the group appeared in the McDuck Mall.
Everyone looked around.
"Hmm, sure beats the mall we've got." said June.
"You should see one of those schools in Texas." said Roger.
"Don't tell me, they're so big that they've got lots of fast food restaurant chains for a food cafeteria." Jack said sarcastically.
Roger whistled nervously and Jack became shocked.
"You've got to be kidding me." Said Jack.
"Hey, you've got Texas on your Earth as well." Said Roger.
"But we've never driven to Texas." Said Dirk.
Roger pulled out a cup of coffee and drank it.
"The Co Author's father did, but that was because the flight to Texas was canceled." spoke Roger. "Anyway this world is better, true we battle evil but who doesn't?"
"The Justice Friends?" Said Dirk.
Roger opened his mouth to say something but stopped.
"Okay I'll give you that one." Said Roger.
Then a person in a trench coat appeared in front of the group.
"Greetings friends." Said the shady person.
Jack became shocked.
"MONSTER!" Yelled Jack.
He reached into Roger's jacket and pulled out a series 5 de atomizer and fired it at the person who ran off in fear and everyone else ran off screaming.
The meerkat took the blaster back.
"FALSE ALARM, FALSE ALARM PEOPLE, GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING!" Roger yelled.
Everyone groaned and went back to their business.
Roger then smacked Jack on the back of his head.
"OW!" yelled Jack.
"Don't go swiping my weapons." said Roger.
Jack nodded.
"Okay." said Jack.
Roger put the blaster back in his jacket.
"First things first, kick ass smart phones." said Roger.
The four middle schoolers looked at each other confused.
Later; they were in a Verizon shop looking at different phone models.
Jack was checking out a black Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 6.
"So this model can be a phone and a tablet all in one?" said Jack.
Roger held out his Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 6 phone and folded it in tablet mode.
"Hell yeah." said Roger.
"Neat." said Jack.
Quint was checking out a smart watch on display.
He whistled.
"Huh, this seems neat." said Quint.
Roger nodded.
"You have no idea." said Roger.
He held up his left arm and pointed to the smart watch he had.
Quint became confused.
"You have a smart watch as well?" said Quint.
"It's a sweet watch on a sweet arm." said Roger.
He tapped the watch and it showed an image of him and Wendy in front of a tree.
Roger tapped the watch.
"And I have a lot of smart devices." Said Roger.
"I'm sure of it." Said Quint.
Dirk was looking at a natural titanium iPhone 15.
He smiled.
"This is a neat phone." Said Dirk.
"Smart technology, it's big." said Roger.
"Are there ways to connected phones to speakers without the use of a wire?" said Jack.
"It's called Bluetooth." said Roger.
"Oh you mean like him?" asked Jack pointed on the left.
Roger turned and saw a Literal giant Blue Tooth.
The meerkat turned back to Jack and smacked him across the face.
"Not like that you idiot." said Roger.
Interview Gag:
Roger huffed. "Why did the cl Author do that Hotel Transylvania Joke?" He asked.
End Interview Gag
"Bluetooth basically means you can connect a wireless speaker and or headphones to your smart device without a wire." Said Roger.
Jack nodded.
"That's very impressive?" Said Jack.
"More impressive than that cartoon of the Eastern European version of Tom and Jerry you saw at the start of this chapter?" Said Roger.
"Seriously, what the hell did we see?" Said June.
"Something very cheesy." Said Roger.
"Obviously." said Dirk, "I wouldn't be caught dead watching something like that again."
Roger drew out a tiny finger sized pistol and aimed it at Dirk's head.
"That can be arranged." said Roger.
Dirk pushed the firearm away.
"I'm not that serious." Said Dirk.
Roger groaned.
"Of course." said Roger.
Jack looked at Roger.
"Can I see that Meerkat Saber of yours again?" said Jack.
"Not after you swiped it and went after Swiss Army on your own." said Roger.
"Yeah, that was the stupidest thing you have ever done." said June.
Roger held out his meerkat saber which was in its sheath.
"Fortunately I managed to reprogram the sheath to unlock only when I'm holding it." said Roger.
Everyone nodded.
"That's very smart." Said Quint.
"Well if you've got a cousin as smart as mine, you pick up a few things." Said Roger.
He did some thinking.
"Just don't ask me about my parents." Said Roger, "You'll be greatly bothered."
Quint nodded.
"I'm sure of it." Said Quint.
"What, did your family put you in the foster care system?" Said Jack.
"Eh, much worse." Said Roger.
"I'll take your word for it." said Jack.
A chiming sound was heard and Roger looked at his phone to see a text from Meek saying You gotta come to the cave, I've discovered something.
The meerkat put his phone away.
"Well I gotta go see my cousin." said Roger.
"Can we stop at Wendy's on the way like you promised?" said Jack.
Roger did some thinking.
"No." said Roger.
But then he saw that Jack, June, Dirk, and Quint were doing the Puss in Boots eyes.
Roger saw this and tried to resist.
"Nope, fuck you all, I'm way to immune to those charms." said Roger.
However they still tried to do it.
"Still not happening." said Roger.
Later; the meerkat who was annoyed appeared in the Bounty Cave with the four friends who each had chocolate Frosty's.
"Shitballs." Said Roger.
Interview Gag
"Now I regret showing them those Shrek films." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
"Wow, never realized how great Frosty's were." said Jack.
June nodded while Quint got brain freeze.
"This is so painful." Said Quint.
"Try eating it with a spoon." Said Roger.
Quint grabbed a spoon and started eating the Frosty like ice cream.
He smiled.
"That is better." said Quint.
Roger smiled.
"I told you." said Roger.
He turned to his cousin.
"What do you got cuz?" said Roger.
"A bunch of new Zords have shown themselves." said Meek.
Roger nodded.
"That sounds good." said Roger.
"And they belong to our new friends." added Meek.
Everyone became shocked.
"Huh?" said Dirk.
"Yeah, it's like these ones are calling for you four." said Meek.
Jack is shocked and he sat down.
"Ok I'm so confused right now!" He said. "This is too much to take in."
Meek nodded.
"I don't blame you." He said.
"When did they awaken?" Said Roger.
"The day after Jack and his friends arrived many weeks ago." Said Meek.
Everyone became shocked.
"And you're just noticing this now?" Said Quint.
Meek chuckled.
"I've been busy." said Meek.
Flashback
Meek was in Gotham City tracking down the Riddler with Batman before stopping in front of the prince of puzzlers and punched him across the face, knocking him out.
Later; the meerkat was in Metropolis with Superman who was getting his ass handed to him by Metallo before the meerkat drew out a sword and ran it through the chunk of Kryptonite in the cyborg's chest, shutting him down.
Later he was having a speed eating contest with Flash and well Flash won of course.
Later; Meek was on Planet Oa with Jessica Cruz helping her with a prisoner transfer who turned out to be a shut down Swiss Army.
End Flashback
Meek whistled nervously at this.
"Yeah, I'm tight with the Justice League." said Meek.
June is wide eyed and turned to Roger.
"Is he for real?" Said June.
"He shares an apartment with a Green Lantern and the Martian Manhunter's niece." Said Roger.
"Oh you mean like in that seventies sitcom Three's Company?" Said Dirk.
"Yep." spoke Roger. "This will be good then that time Batman laughed because of BatMite."
Cutaway Gag
In Gotham City; Batman was having trouble fighting a steroid juiced up Joker.
"I think I'm going to win batsy." Said Joker.
But then Bat Mite appeared and tapped the Joker, turning him back to normal.
The Clown Prince of Crime became shocked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Joker.
"I did it, I did it." Bat Mite said before cheering, "I DID IT!"
He snapped his fingers before his mask disappeared, revealing his real, cute, yet ugly face.
Batman became shocked before bursting out laughing.
BatMite saw this.
"What, what's so funny?" Said BatMite.
Batman held a mirror to BatMite and he saw his reflection.
"Aww fuck." Said BatMite.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone laughed.
"A little stupid." Said Roger.
He then got serious.
"Where are they at?" Said Roger.
"Somewhere in the desert outside of Las Vegas." Said Meek.
Jack smirked.
"I can live with that." said Jack.
He walked off but was stopped by Roger who gave him a bottle of sun screen.
Jack became deadpanned.
"Seriously?" said Jack.
"Still going through a hot place." said Roger.
Jack took the sunblock.
He smiled.
"This'll be good." said Jack.
Meanwhile in Hell; the Devil was chilling in a hot tub.
He relaxed and smiled.
"Ooooh yeah, this feels good." said the Devil.
He grabbed a pickle and ate it.
"Blech, tastes like shit." said the Devil.
A ringing was heard and Henchman appeared with a smartphone on a tray before the Devil grabbed it and saw that King Dice was calling and swiped the accept call icon and put the phone to his ear.
"Hello?" said the Devil.
A splitscreen appeared and King Dice was on a computer.
"You're not going to believe this, but some new Zords just showed themselves." said King Dice.
The Devil became shocked.
"Are you serious right now?" said the Devil.
"Sure am, and some teens are going after them as well." said King Dice.
The Devil did some thinking.
"If we can get to those Zords before they can, we can study all their secrets and use it against everyone." said the Devil.
He went back to the phone.
"Create a monster and get those Zords." said the Devil.
"You got it big man." said King Dice.
He hung up his phone as the Devil's split screen disappeared.
King Dice pulled out a quarter and put it in the soul gumball machine before spinning the knob and grabbed a soul before shoving it into a slot machine.
The slot machine glowed before growing mechanical arms, legs, and a head similar to G1 Starscream's head.
The monster moved an arm down and the slots spun around before landing on three cherries and spilled out some quarters.
King Dice was impressed by the monster.
"Nice, what else is there?" said King Dice.
He pulled an arm and the slots spun around.
The slots then stopped at three missiles, confusing King Dice.
"Missiles?" said King Dice.
Then a missile appeared and hit King Dice, exploding before it cleared up, revealing he was covered in soot.
He smirked.
"Beautiful." said King Dice.