In the desert outside of Las Vegas; a portal opened up and Roger, Jack's friends, as well as Luz, Amity, and Bugs emerged from it.
"Wait, why'd we come along?" said Amity.
"Plot armor." said Roger.
"Plus if there are any slot machines nearby, I'll end up winning at them every time." said Bugs.
Roger leaned over to Jack.
"Two rabbits feet, the odds are always in his favor." said Roger.
Jack nodded.
"I see." said Jack.
He then grinned.
"Hopefully when this is all over, we can get our driver's licenses." Said Jack.
Bugs shook his head.
"There are no laws saying that you have to be as young as thirteen to be able to drive." Said Bugs.
"No town or state has laws like that." Said Amity.
"Some say that you can be as young as 14 to learn how to drive, but that's about it." Said Luz.
The middle schoolers were shocked.
"Damn dude." Said Dirk.
Roger pulled out his iPad and looked at a GPS map.
He got serious.
"Five miles southwest of here." Said Roger.
"You sure you know where to go?" Said Quint.
Roger looked at Quint.
"Of course I know, this one time when vacationing in Hawaii, Hunter accidentally steered me and some friends of ours to an island on the opposite side of where we were supposed to go. Axel and I told him his navigation was wrong, and we had a whole Full House scenario." Said Roger.
"Isn't that the sitcom with John Stamos?" Said Jack.
Roger nodded.
"That's the one." said Roger, "Viewable on Hulu, Disney Plus, and Max because of some weird ass deal between Disney and Warner Bros."
"Couldn't be weirder then that whole thing you mentioned where films were being released on streaming platforms the same day they hit theaters." said June.
"No, no, no, weird is every cartoon couple always wanting to reenact the famous pasta scene from Lady and the Tramp." said Bugs.
Jack and June looked at each other before turning away while blushing.
"Oh fuck." said Bugs.
Flashback
In Roger's mansion; the meerkat had finished up some spaghetti and meatballs before putting the plate between Jack and June.
"Here we are, my own secret spaghetti and meatballs recipe." Roger said before walking off and finishing under his breath, "Can't believe I agreed to do this."
Jack and June got fork fulls of spaghetti and ate them.
But then they herd accordion and guitar music playing and saw Roger with an accordion and Skara with a guitar appearing as Roger began singing Bella Notte.
"Why'd you plan on this anyways?" said June.
"Why not?" said Jack.
"Good point." spoke June.
Roger continued singing as Jack and June both got some spaghetti with one string linking the two.
But then the string of pasta broke in half.
The two noticed it and sighed sadly.
"I make a point to keep from causing a Ripper and Axel like scenario." said Roger.
End Flashback
Bugs was confused.
"That's it?" said Bugs.
Jack and June raised their shoulders.
"Just be glad we chose your place and not Roger's place, especially with those two Total Drama contestants living with him." Said Jack.
"I'm pretty sure even adult film makers wouldn't want to make a film involving those two." Said Roger.
"I'm starting to wonder if that's the main reason Ripper and Axel were never in any relationship's prior." said Amity.
Luz whispered into Amity's ear.
"Okay, the main reason Ripper and Axel were never in any relationship's prior besides Axel and Zee in this fic series." said Amity.
"Wouldn't be to surprised." said Quint.
Roger stopped in his tracks.
He then thought of something.
"This is taking forever." said Roger.
He pulled out a remote and pushed a button on it, making his car appear.
June became deadpanned.
"Couldn't have done that sooner?" Said June.
Roger glared at June.
"I will make you watch my fan made version of Batman the Animated series where Joker and Penguin are both gender bent and in a homosexual relationship with each other." Said Roger, "Especially that new Batman show on Prime as well."
June gulped nervously.
"Okay, okay, I see your point." Said June.
Roger smiled.
"Good girl, I knew you'd see it my way." said Roger.
He lightly tapped June's cheek before getting into the drivers seat of his car.
Interview Gag
"I've seen every Batman show there was, and they were all good, my only issue was the Batman Caped Crusader version of Penguin being a female." said June.
End Interview Gag
The car drove to an area before stopping.
Jack then noticed something.
"Hey look, a KFC Taco Bell combo." said Jack.
"What're the odds of that?" said Dirk.
Roger groaned.
"No, no, no, you all already had Wendy's Frosty's, we're not going to that KFC and Taco Bell combo just so you can get some tenders, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, famous bowls, five layer burritos, double stack tacos, soft tacos, baja blasts, or anything that KFC and Taco Bell serves." said Roger.
He then realized what he said and his stomach growled.
"Fuck me." said Roger.
Later; the group was now eating lots of KFC and Taco Bell food.
"Mmm, forgot how much I really like soft tacos." said Luz.
Roger drank a Baja blast freezie.
"Fuck my love for fast food, especially my love for deep fried chicken." Said Roger.
He then ate a biscuit.
"Do you have great music to fight to?" said Dirk.
"A lot. Especially boy band music." said Roger.
Flashback
Randy Cunningham in his ninja outfit was battling a bunch of Kudobots while dancing to the song Bye Bye Bye.
On the Warrior Dome; the monster audience was cheering as Cosmo Royal was confused.
"Is that NSYNC?" said Cosmo.
"Must be!" spoke Zurgane.
End Flashback
"You'd be surprised what songs films use for certain bits." said Roger.
"Even unfitting songs?" said Jack.
"Even unfitting songs." said Roger.
Roger then stopped his car in an empty area of sorts.
He pulled out a pair of high tech goggles before putting them on.
He then grinned.
"Here we go." Said Roger.
From his perspective; the meerkat was looking at an invisible temple.
"Found your Zord holding temple." Said Roger.
Jack smiled.
"Perfect." Said Jack.
The group exited the vehicle before Roger opened up the back of his vehicle to reveal a bunch of weapons.
He smirked and Jack saw the weapons.
Jack then picked up a Proto-Tool.
"How do you even get these things?" Said Jack.
"If I told you, then I'd have to kill you in the most gruesome yet very comical way possible." Said Roger.
"How gruesome and comical are we talking?" Said Jack.
"Deadpool and Wolverine gruesome and comical." Said Roger.
Jack became nervous.
"I see!" He said.
Roger then held up a skeleton made from metal.
"I'll start right now." said Roger.
But June grabbed the skeleton.
"You are not killing anyone with a skeleton." said June.
She took the skeleton, only to see that she also managed to get Roger's robotic arm, shocking her.
The meerkat glared at June before drawing out his phone and showed that he was about to play NSYNC Bye Bye Bye.
"I can still fight with only one arm." said Roger.
June nodded.
"I'm sure of it." said June.
She removed the prosthetic arm and gave it to Roger who then reattatched it.
He smiled as his fingers moved.
"Perfect." Said Roger.
Jack leaned over to Luz.
"Does he really have to move his fingers each time he reattaches his prosthetic arm?" Said Jack.
Luz nodded.
"How else would he know if the arm works after being separated?" She asked.
"Just move the elbow?" Said Jack.
Luz realized Jack is right.
"That could work." Said Luz.
Roger clenched his left hand into a fist and Wolverine like claws emerged from it, shocking everyone.
"HOLY SHIT!" Yelled Quint.
"THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!" Yelled June.
"I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!" Yelled Dirk.
Jack's jaw dropped.
Bugs moved the jaw back in place.
But it dropped again then Jack smirked.
"Neat." said Jack.
The claws on Roger's hand disappeared.
The group then heard some slot machine sounds.
The meerkat pulled his left shorts leg up to reveal a knife was on his prosthetic leg before grabbing it and turned around before tossing the knife which hit the slot demon's middle slot, stopping the slot.
Slot Demon became shocked.
"MY MIDDLE SLOT!" yelled Slot Demon.
He became enraged.
"How dare you." said Slot Demon.
"Yeah, I'm good." said Roger.
He pulled out his meerkat saber before removing the sword from its sheath.
Roger put the sheath away before motioning for everyone else to make a run for it and passed Amity a piece of paper.
She smirked before leaving with the others as Roger stayed behind.
June became confused.
"Wait, are we seriously leaving Roger to fight that slot machine on his own?" Said June.
"Have ya seen those claws, he could take him on early!" spoke Jack.
"Now I'm worried about the monster." Said Luz.
Amity looked at her girlfriend.
"Why worry about the monster and not Roger?" Said Amity.
Luz looked at Amity.
"Because Roger is almost as dangerous as Deadpool." Said Luz.
"He'll make it out of that alive, won't he?" said Jack.
The Afro-Dominican-American girl nodded.
"He always does." said Luz.
Jack nodded.
"Okay then." said Jack.
Amity felt around and pressed an invisible button and a door opened.
"There we go." said Amity.
The others entered the temple and the door closed.
Slot Demon noticed it.
"NO!" yelled Slot Demon.
He growled in anger and glared at Roger.
"I'll make you pay." said Slot Demon.