Here we go, the latest part as we enter the end game bit after this chapter.
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J and N Superstar Saga Chapter 28
Phil's Last Stand
J and N were making their way through the ice castle of Joke's End, they just dealt with Cirno who hindered their progress with her games. They enter the room and notices in a gated off area floating in the air with her helmet device was Vralem's main servant the drone Cyn.
"Evil cackle! So the fink-rats come at last!" Cyn said with a smirk. "Now is the time you hand over Jirachi, inferior drones! Send Jirachi up the top of this pedestal and make it snappy!"
"Alright N, go take it to them" J said as she dunks N underground so he can get under the gate.
N surfaces after passing under it and Cyn said "Pass Jirachi up here." She flies off the pedestal.
"Here you go!" N said smiling and jumps onto the pedestal and holds out the fake Jirachi but then Cyn shoots him with her helmet knocking him into a wall "Ah! What the…?!" He passes out
"Evil victorious laughter! I am laughing at you! I can see through your pathetic designs, you ugly thing! That was a FAKE Jirachi!" She lands down near N "Landing! Now you give me the real one!"
Cyn used her helmet's suction feature to get the suitcase off of N, have it opened and sucks out the real Jirachi into the helmet she then flies up. "Taking off! Evil laugh of victory! You idoits of stupidity!" She flies off.
"Ugh…" N said coming too and sees the suitcase open and Jirachi gone "Oh no! They have Jirachi!"
"N get this gate open so we can both go after her!" J called out.
"Right!" N said and rushes to a nearby opening and finds a switch and hits it, that opened the gate.
"N I'm through" J said as they gather by their suitcase
"J they took it, they took Jirachi! I'm so, so sorry!" N said worried.
"It's okay N, we didn't think they'd see through the plan." Uzi said on the phone.
"She's right" J said with a nod and thinks while N cries "Wait I got it!" She smiles and goes to the suit case and pulls out Blaze's spare clothes.
"Uh…I don't get it." N said confused.
"You'll see N" J said smiling gathering the suitcase. "Let's get after them."
J and N head in the direction Cyn flew off in while J reveals her plan to N.
We come to outside the castle ontop of a large roof courtyard where Cyn flies up and bows saying "Bowing in midair. Oh great Vralem! At last we have Jirachi! I am so happy!"
Vralem comes down in a mini Armada ship with Blaze still contained in containment clynder and the villain smirks saying "You have done well! Seeing thorough their fake Jirachi ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant!"
"Hey you two!" J called out getting their attention.
"J!" Blaze called out from the tube.
"What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?" Vralem asked arms folded.
"Actually, I want you to fulfil your end of the deal and hand over Blaze since we did bring Jirachi in the end." J told the villains.
"Huh? What?" Vralem said shocked and confused "What are you saying? You want us to return Blaze?" J nods to that "Oh, I have to laugh! We would never release Blaze to scheming liars like you two!" they laugh "You reap the dreams you sow, fools! Now, meet your doom!"
"Are you sure?" J said and laughs
"S-Something's wrong here…" Vralem said confused, then to their shock another Princess Blaze walks up, face covered with a van but what can be seen was identical to Blaze "T-Two princesses?! Wha-What is this?!"
"Tee hee, hee, hee…" The new Blaze giggled and said "The Princess Blaze you kidnapped…is an imposter!" Both Vralem and Cyn looked shocked "We expected this to happen, so we prepared an imposter…You fell into our trap!"
"No! It can't be!" Vralem said in anger
The free Blaze giggles behind her fan and said "Come on, J, let us return!" J nods and the two begin to leave.
"W-Wait!" Vralem called out making them stop. They move close and Cyn fires a shot at J stunning her and the 'real' Blaze rushes off scared "Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real Princess Blaze!" They then drop the tube out the ship that breaks open freeing Blaze they had and then chase the other Blaze with Cyn.
"Help!" The other Blaze cried as they were captured and flown off.
"Ugh…that really stung." J said as the static effects wear off. She sees Blaze on the ground. "Blaze!" She rushes to her and checks on her helping her up "Are you okay?"
"Oh, J! Thank you!" Blaze said with a smile. "I always believed you would come to save me in situations where I can't escape." She kisses the drones cheek
"Oh…w-well it was no problem." J said with a blush.
"Okay, break it love birds, don't have time for this" V said on the phone. "Won't be long until they realize the ruse."
Meanwhile on board the still very damaged and hastily repaired Armada Attackship we see Vralem and Cyn with 'Blaze' on the bridge flying.
Vralem evil chuckles and said "At last, we have both Princess Blaze and Jirachi!"
"Complaing! I still have rage over that fake Princess Blaze…" Cyn tells her boss.
"Hmph! They're a slick bunch, more so than what the memories of this fool who's body I'm 'borrowing.' Till I can regenerate my real body, suggests" Vralem said nodding. They then look at 'Blaze' and said "And you, Princess Blaze…You're a sly one, too!" The two laugh but then look to see 'Blaze' still covering her face "By the way princess…why are you hiding your face with that fan?"
The two step forward and 'Blaze' takes a step back. Cyn asked "Do you hide something?" 'Blaze' shakes her head.
Suspecious Vralem then yells out "A HUMONOGOUS COCKROCAH!"
"Where?!" 'Blaze' or rather N screams out in terror jumping and dropping a fan that also had a second phone which Uzi or V spoke through to disguise his voice to be female. Relaizing the mistake N hides his face.
"Cyn…Did you see that?" Vralem asked.
"Yes. Metallic face" Cyn said nodding
"Cyn…" Vralem said getting angry.
"Yes." Cyn said looking at her boss.
Vralem glares at N and said "…Fire at will." Cyn does fire and makes N reveal his face full and both he and Vralem scream as the villain screamed "How did you trick us?!""
"Got to go!" N said as he dodges Cyn's blasts and runs around the bridge. He then runs off the bridge past Vralem and over a small bridge and hits a switch causing the way to be blocked by some crates "Ha! So long!" He chuckles as Cyn and Vralem couldn't get to him
N then goes to somewhere secluded and gets out of Blaze's clothes and into his normal ones "Man, J's plan worked, I am glad it did. Now to get out of here and with Jirachi as I'm not leaving without it as J and the others said.
N hurries through the hastily repaired Attackship using his Thunderhand to power some machines to open the way and soon comes to the cargo hold entrance and exit of the ship and finds Jirachi their contained in a red forcefield. He uses his thunderhand on one last device in there and the forcefield is disabled.
"You're coming with me little guy" N said as he recovered Jirachi. He sees the hanger doors open and gets a parachute "So long and sorry for the inconvinece!" He jumps out the ship.
Vralem enters and seeing N escape and Jirachi gone yells out in frustration. "How could this happen not only once, but twice?!"
"Running, running stop." Cyn said entering the area "We chase them now!"
Vralem thinks and smirks saying "…. No! Instead we go to the Sol Kingdom!"
"S-Sol Kingdom?! Confused expression!" Cyn said surprised.
We see N parachuting down and the MetaKnight flies by and next to him.
"Excellent work, Drone hero!" MetaKnight said smiling behind his mask. "Is Jirachi safe?"
"Yes, here you go!" N said and passes Metaknight Jirachi. Just then a Spearrow comes over and breaks the parachute making N fall, MetaKnight tries to catch him but it knocked away from the impact.
We then come to J, Blaze and Alfred waiting in Desert Wasteland at N's predicted landing zone keeping an eye out for the male drone.
"I wonder if Master N will land here in splendid fashion…" Alfred said thinking.
"Be first time for anything." V said on the phone.
"Oh, I just hope can escape safely…" Blaze said to Alfred.
"Hey! I see something" J said t them as she uses binoculars.
"Ah! Could that be him?" Alfred asked.
N screams as he misses the landing zone and crashes into the sand legs sticking out. Then landing by the group safely was MetaKnight.
"Oh….Metaknight…." Alfred said looking at him.
"Did the plan work out?" J asked him "Did N rescue Jirachi?"
"Yes, Jirachi made the trip just fine!" MetaKnight said with a nod holding up. J smiles at this. "Say…where is N?"
"Yeah…about that.." J said looking to where N landed
"He seems to be struggling somewhat over there…" Blaze said concerned.
N sinks into the sand and ends up in an underground area, he lands on a seesaw sending a switch up that comes out the sand where he fell from.
MetaKnight chuckles and said "Look at N! Always showing off his N Dunk! Honestly! J! I leave his welfare up to you! You can handle it. I must return and move Jirachi to a safer place!"
"Right, understood." J said with a nod.
"I will see you later!" MetaKnight said and leaves.
"Miss J…I must say…Being here is not good for the princess as well." Alfred said thinking "We shall return to the castle ahead of you."
"Please take care of N…" Blaze said to J.
"You know I will do my best for that idiot." J said with a nod.
"Shall we go princess?" Alfred said and walks off with Blaze
"Right go get N." Uzi said on the phone.
"I will" J said and moves to where the switch was and hits it, making a pillar lower.
Meanwhile down in the underground area where N was someone yelled out "What was that earthquake?!" This someone was Phil who ran up and sees N unconscious. "This…this male drone…" He thinks concerned "Which means…that female drone should be around somewhere…Well for now…" He smirks and turns to where he came from "Rookie! Tie this guy up!"
Meanwhile up on the surface J continues on her way to reach N, she fights through Elite Gabon which were green with blue skulls. She finds a pipe to lead to the underground area.
She moves through the area opening doorways with her Firebrand powers. Till she came to a large open area and finds N tied to a stone pillar. "N!" J said and burns the ropes to free him "Hey! Wake up N!"
"Huh?" N said coming too. "Oh J!" He smiles and hugs her "Oh I am so glad to see you!"
"Yeah, it's good to see you too softy" J said hugging him back gently.
"Hahahahaha!" A voice laughed and the drones break the embrace and get ready to fight as Phil shows up smirking "What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie that is obviously mine and not stolen is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo! You! Female Drone! I've been waiting for you to arrive, see? Oh, yes! I went and found me a rookie, hear? One that'll take you down for me, see?"
"Oh, bad boy! What's all the ruckus?" A female voice said and to the drones shock in entered Nifty "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, bad boy, speaking our loving language?"
"Wh-who are you calling bad boy?!" Phil said to her annoyed. He calms down and said "Now is not the time to be doing this, you see?" He looks to the drones "This…demon thing passed my audtion perfectly, you see? She's my new bigger-and-better rookie, Nifty!"
"Bad boy…don't call me Nifty…call me Nify-kins" Nifty said lovingly.
Phil growls and said "I don't care about names, you see?" He then glares at the drones and said "HA HA! I'll show you! You hear? You'll be all bamboozled, see? With my rookie's new power…you'll see what I mean!"
"Yes, the power of love!" Nifty said smiling.
"ARRRRGH! QUIET! Stop freaking me out! I don't care what kind of power it is! Any kind will do!" Phil yells out in annoyance "I will destroy you, you see? DESTROY YOUUUUUU! Yeah, here comes destruction, you couple of annoyances!"
"Guess we have to beat you one last time Phil" J said getting ready.
"We'll make this quick." N said nodding getting ready.
The fight starts with Phil trying to steal from N but he knocks him back with his chainsaw hand. N then does Thunder Duos on both Phil and Nifty doing some damage and lowering their defence.
"Not a bad start, let's keep going" J said and does Super Fire Duos on the both aiming mainly for Phil but Nifty was hit and got burned. Nifty then moves and spins hurling bombs at the two drones but they miss. Phil then goes and gets one of his bags and starts throwing what was inside it at the two Minute Bombs, poison nanties, coins and nanties. J and N both got hit by some of the stuff.
J and N repeat the attacks they did before. Phil getting damaged the most growls and starts glowing. Nifty tries to hit them with her bombs but they dodge while Phil does the random items in the bag and hits them both a few times.
"Got to be close!" N said as he does Thunder Duoes again successfully.
"This will finish it or get it close at least." J said as she does Super Fire Duos again successgully. Nifty then gets angry and starts glowing as well. Nifty moves over to N sucks him into her body, chews him and spits him out as she heals a bit.
Phil moves and steals from N some Nanites laughing as he said "I'll be taking that!"
"Oh no you don't!" J said and does Super Fire Duos again doing massive damage.
Nifty worried goes to Phil and said "I'll protect you" She begins to suck him up into her.
"St-Stop! STOP IT!" Phil said panicked and sucked into Nifty and she spits out three eggs all which try attacking the two drones but they get knocked back.
N then eats cake with J to heal up and the female drone uses Super Fire Duos to hit all the eggs. N then first does Thunder Duos to the eggs, he then follows after that with Super Knockback Duos. Eventually one egg cracks and out came Phil who gets rid of the rest.
"Time to finish this!" J said and does one more Super Fire Duos on them. Both.
"N-No….Impossible…" Phil cries out as he dropped the Nanites he stole and falls over exploding and leaves behind a Phil Badge AA.
"You may have defeated my Bad Boy but that is as far as you go!" Nifty said in anger.
"We'll see about that" N said doing Super Knockback Duos on Nifty to do some damage followed by J using her hand power. Nifty tries to hit them with her bombs but misses them. N does the same attack again to finish her.
"No…I'm sorry…bad boy…" Nifty collapses exploding and leaves behind a Lucky Ribbon badge.
Phil badly beaten off coughs as he comes too. He gets up and glares at Nifty and said angry "Y-You! Look at you! Pathetic! You're useless, you see? You…You're fired!"
"Are…are you saying that was all my fault?!" Nifty said seemingly upset. "Ohh! Shockingly shocking, I will say!" She the gets angry and grabs a pat and hits Phil so hard he goes flying that he goes through the roof and out the area.
"Wow…nice hit. So long Phil!" N said waving.
"Hopefully that's the last time we have to deal with that particular annoyance." J said.
"Clearly this is a test for me." Nifty said to N and J "Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships I shall be one step closer to super stardom! I can't believe I lost to YOU! Especially lost to you again!" She points at J. She then storms off.
"Oh yeah…just that whole thing with the stars and the invading machines." J said nodding "Come on, let's get back to Dreamland Castle."
"Yeah, I agree" N said nodding.
The two begin to make their way out of the area and go to Dreamland Castle. With Blaze and Jirachi safe all that is left is stopping Vralem once and for all.
Well Jirachi and Blaze are safe and no doubt Phil has been taken care of. But there is still the threat of Vralem and there final scheme.
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