DC lost media: Batman and his robes

by catgirl33

A collection of scripts of episodes from shows and comic that already existed but would never shown on air or from shows that got cut from existing all together Inspired by my episode ideas and an idea for a rogues sitcom made by user Aesthetic-Core on Tumblr Link: /razzbarry/674787498372841472/what-if-the-gotham-rouges-were-a-sitcom

40. Embarrassing defeats

Trick or treat

This part of the comic begins with the Scarecrow standing on the catwalk of the Gotham City parade balloon Emporium, he looks below to see his assistants working diligently, thanks a fear gas or being pumped into balloons for the mayor's re-election parade, he Chuckles softly to himself rubbing his hands easily

And a sudden knock rings through the building, making his way down the stairs he clicks the heavy metal door open and pierced through to see

child in a sheet ghost costume: trick or treat

Scarecrow(confused): but it's not even

But before he can continue the little child needs him in the crotch, Jonathan falls to the floor and when the pain subsides enough for him to look up he sees that the boy has a move to sheet, to reveal

Robin(pressing a finger to his ear): found the place B man

Then there comes a crashing and the Batman is on the scene

You hit like a girl

This part of the comic begins with mad hatter lounging on a completely blank face billionaires lap, as a man's very muscular bodyguards care of his room apart to find any cash they can find

One of the bodyguards: sir we found safe

hatter( wiggling a finger under the Billionaire's chin): oh Tommy darling what's the number for that safe over there dear

But before the man can answer another could hand remove jervis's hat, blonde looks up to see the face of Batgirl who soon after grabs him as well

hatter( pouting patiently): let go of my girl,

Before he continue a solid fist is implanted into a stomach and he groans as he is dropped

hatter(trying to save face but very clearly in pain): you.. Hit like a girl

Batgirl(smug): I might but they don't

Suddenly he's picked up again this time by one of the muscular guards, he whimpers pitifully as he braces for impact

Wasn't even doing anything

The Riddler is walking down the street, munching casually at a bagel

Suddenly and without warning the Batman swoops down and punches him in the face

Riddler(on the ground cradling his bagel like a stomp kicked puppy): but I wasn't even doing anything

The Batman merely grunts grabs him by the nape of his coat dragging him to the Batmobile

The end