A.N. This story draws heavy inspiration from my roleplays on Discord with BigMoose01, where we depict Uzi Doorman from Murder Drones as the adopted daughter of the Autobots Ironhide and Chromia from the Transformers franchise. This in turn was inspired by a "What If" meme on DeviantArt that gives the scenario of Uzi being adopted by Ironhide. We both agreed this would be good material to focus on in our roleplays, and later on, I brought up the idea of making a fanfic adaptation of it, which he thought was a great idea, and he suggested I write it for the "Misc. Crossovers" category. After thinking on it a little, I decided to go for it, and now, here we are, so please enjoy.

Introduction

"Hello, everyone!" said an enthusiastic male voice from inside a pitch black void that covered the entire screen.

"Um, N, I don't think they can see us." said a female voice.

"Yeah, I think you forgot to take the lens cover off." added a second female voice.

"Whoops." said the male voice. "Silly me. Hang on."

The black void then moved to reveal three autonomous robots seated on the couch. Their names were as follows; a Worker Drone named Uzi Doorman (the first female voice) and her two Disassembly Drone friends; Serial Designation N (the male voice) and Serial Designation V (the second female voice).

"Alright, let's try this again." said N before he cleared his throat. "Hello, everyone! Serial Designation N here with Uzi and V."

Uzi and V just smiled and waved to the audience before N spoke up again.

"We're here today to thank you for choosing to read this story about something major that happened with Uzi." he said. "It's a story of action, adventure, family, and friendship."

"Yeah, I don't normally like this kind of stuff, but I'm making a special exception here." added Uzi.

"We'd tell you more, but that would spoil all the fun." finished V. "So, we're gonna turn things over to the narrator who actually wrote this story."

The three Drones then turned their heads to the side.

"Take it away, Jimmy." said N.

The scene then showed none other than Jimmy Wiggle, who was seated in an armchair perpendicular to the couch.

"Thanks, N." said Jimmy.

Jimmy then looked at the audience.

"Well, on behalf of myself and my three Drone friends here, I hope you all enjoy the story." he said. "So, get yourself a big tub of popcorn and a big tall glass of iced tea, and enjoy the show. Roll it, guys!"

Prologue: Where No Drone Has Gone Before

On the planet Copper 9, N, Uzi, and V were exploring Outpost 3, which had recently been the site of an attack that left the place looking like a tornado had ripped the place apart.

"Man, I can't believe Doll did all of this." said N. "So much destruction everywhere."

"I know." agreed V. "This makes everything we Disassembly Drones have done look like nothing."

N just nodded. Uzi, however, was saying nothing. Not out loud, anyway.

"I can't believe it." Uzi said to herself. "I can't believe he's gone."

N noticed how quiet Uzi was being.

"Uzi?" he asked. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, N." Uzi said out loud. "Really, I am."

"Well, okay." shrugged N. "If you say so."

Just then, N spotted something inside a storage compartment that had its door hanging open.

"Hey, what's this?" he wondered out loud.

N went over to the spot he found the open storange compartment and reached inside and pulled out a rectangular object that looked like a remote control of some kind. The remote had the words "Use When All Else Fails" printed above the big blue button in the device's center.

"What'd you find, N?" asked V.

"This little thing." said N as he showed the remote to his two companions.

Uzi and V were just as curious as N was when they looked at the remote.

"What do you think it does?" asked Uzi.

"I haven't a clue." replied N.

"Why don't you press the button, then?" asked V. "I mean, how else will we know what it does if we don't?"

"For once, I actually agree with V." said Uzi. "Besides, what's the worse that could happen?"

"I guess you guys are right." said N. "Well, here goes nothing."

With that, N pressed the button. Instantly, a strange blue portal opened up. The three Drones gazed in astonishment at it.

"What the heck is that thing?" asked N.

"I don't know, but I think we should go in." said Uzi as she started for the portal.

"She's got a point, N." said V as she began following Uzi. "I'm actually kinda curious as to where it leads."

"Yeah, I guess I am too." said N with a shrug.

With that, the three Drones entered the portal, not knowing what sort of strange new world awaited them on the other end.

End Of Prologue

A.N.2. You probably figured this out on your own, but the Murder Drones portion of this story is NOT canon to the actual show. Again, I know you probably figured that out already, but I just thought I'd say it anyway, just to be safe.