Wano Kuni, Northern Cemetery, Oihagi Bridge, Ringo

Roronoa Zoro really didn't know how this day could get any weirder. First two little kids dropped literally on his head, then they suddenly claimed to be his captain and one of their fellow Supernovas and told him some weird story about an apple and an Elder.

Oh and also, their hair and clothes were snow white and their eyes blood red. Zoro really didn't want to think about this stuff any more, he had more important things to worry about, like getting his Shusui back from whoever stole it.

Gyukimaru, as that strange fat monk introduced himself, prepared to unleash another fierce strike against Zoro, when suddenly "OI ZORO! Look, it's Momo's sister!" yelled Luffy.

Zoro parried the big Naginata and turned to look at where Luffy was pointing. Sure enough, a young woman who had her hair and face covered ran towards them. In her arms, she held Toko, the daughter of Yasuie, and both were chased by a madly grinning man with blonde hair, whose face was bandaged and in his hands were two scythes.

"Shit!" cursed Zoro when he heard the woman call for help. He really wanted to help her, but only one second of not paying attention would get him killed by the thief.

He prepared to unleash a strong but risky sword strike when Gyukimaru was suddenly hit in the face by two small fists. And while that happened a small leg kicked him in his crotch. The monk let out a high-pitched squeal while a clapping sound could be heard from two small kids high-fiving each other while the man balled over in on himself as he fell to his knees.

"We will keep him down Zoro, you get the girl!" called Jewelry Bonney and together with Luffy she began to use the still whimpering monk as a trampoline.

'Tch, don't tell me what to do' grumbled Zoro internally, but he still complied and readied his swords. With a loud clang, his swords stopped the scythes moments before they could sink into the woman's back.

"What?" asked the woman while Toko laughed loudly. Zoro chose to ignore her and began to clash with the masked man.

They were evenly matched for the most part, while Zoro was superior in strength, the maniac murderer was certainly faster.

"Wahahahaha! Look out Zoro-Juro!" laughed Toko. Zoro made the mistake and turned around, thanks to his fast reflexes he caught a squealing Bonney moments before she could slam into her face.

He wanted to ask her what problem she had, but the question died on his tongue when one of the scythes the unknown man wielded pierced his shoulder.

"ARGH!" he cried and instinctively flexed his muscles.

"Eh? I can't get it out? Uhohohohoohohohoho!" laughed the murderer.

Zoro let Bonney fall to the ground and swung his sword around, which forced the masked man to jump back and let go of the scythe still stuck in Zoro's shoulder.

"Urgh, how annoying. But I'll take what I can" said Zoro with a grin. He pulled the scythe out of his shoulder and put the handle into his mouth.

"Three swords?" wondered the woman.

Zoro crossed his arms and coated all three blades in his Haki. "Purgatory" he spoke calmly but with an edge of anger and raced towards the man, who bravely met the green-haired man's charge head-on.

"ONI GIRI!" screamed Zoro and uncrossed his arms. His Haki effortlessly cut through whatever protection the murderer wore and left a huge, gaping wound in him.

"WOHOOOOO, you're the best Zoro!" cheered Luffy joyfully. Zoro let the scythe drop to the ground and looked to the monk, only to growl when he saw that the thief had disappeared.

"Ah-Ah. Damnit" Zoro began to pant due to the exhaustion of the two hard fights and his wound finally catching up to him before he collapsed to the snowy ground out cold.

"ZORO!" four voices cried out as he heard the loud crunching of snow underfoot coming towards him before he finally blacked out.

Later

The woman, together with Luffy and Bonney, had dragged Zoro to an abandoned shack, where she tended to his wounds. Zoro awoke a few hours later, which was when the woman introduced herself as Kozuki Hyori, the younger sister of Momonosuke (Even though technically she was older now).

Her upbeat behaviour, together with Toko's constant laughing and the fooling around of Luffy and Bonney caused Zoro to just accept everything he had learned today and not to start losing any of his precious sleep over it.

Hyori originally only had a small bowl of rice she could offer him as there wasn't much else to eat, but Luffy went out and brought back some kind of animal, which surprisingly enough wasn't poisonous. Seems like Ringo was too cold for fabrics.

Now, after a good and hearty meal, Zoro lay down and prepared to go to sleep. He covered himself in the thick coat he had always worn since he arrived at Wano and closed his single open eye.

But just before he could drift off, something nudged him. "Zoro~" whined Luffy.

The little boy (who had claimed to be his captain) was kneeling next to him with a shine in his eyes and an adorable pout on his small face. "What?" grumbled Zoro.

"Bonney and I are cold," complained the young captain.

Zoro looked him up and down, then his eye flicked to an obviously shivering Bonney. He sighed and wordlessly lifted his coat. Without wasting time, Luffy and Bonney crawled beneath the heavy clothing article and went even further by wiggling their way under his Kimono.

Zoro patiently waited until they finally settled down, each child placed their head on one of his pecs and quickly fell asleep. A soft smile graced Zoro's face before he also fell asleep.

Next morning

"WHO THE HECK IS THAT? WHAT IS GOING ON?!" yelled an old voice, which caused Zoro to stir from his sleep.

"Hm? Oh hey, Brook. What's up with you? Why are you here?" asked Zoro groggily. He then looked down on himself before his singular open eye widened in shock.

"HUH?! WHAT THE HELL?!" he yelled. Apparently, Hyori and Toki were also feeling cold during the night and had snuggled into his sides to get as much body heat as possible from him.

So he now had two small children sleeping on his chest, a slightly older girl hugging his arm like a stuffed animal, and a beautiful woman hugging his midriff like a lifeline.

"Zoro, if I had eyes they would be popping out right now, but I supposed I could let my jaw drop to the ground. YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Pardon the intrusion, I'll see myself out" laughed Brook and skedaddled out of the shack like a bat out of hell to give the swordsman of the Strawhat pirates some privacy with his girlfriend (well that's what Brook thought at least).

"OI! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, GET BACK HERE!" shouted Zoro after Brook.

The skeleton with the afro looked back and mumbled "Oh? Don't mind if I do"

Zoro sighed deeply, knowing well that this would only be the beginning of a lot of misunderstandings and yellings heading towards him.

The end

For now

Yup, let's say this is a small preview chapter so you know what to expect of this story.

Yea. each 'what if' will definitely be a decent length. And depending on how far they get sent back, the more changes will occur.

What he said. Anyway, now you know what to look forward to, so stay tuned and while you wait, why don't you commit a small disturbance of the peace? Annoy your neighbour for once.

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Till then

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