I am back baby! And there is a lot to unpack!

First off, HOLY sweet mother of Nevada! A Hunter's Guide for Running a Hotel now as over a hundred followers and favourites! Thank you, THANK YOU SO MUCH! This means a lot to me considering that I took the opportunity to be the first (at least I hope so) to write a Bloodborne and Hazbin Hotel crossover. Now I am thinking of doing something once this reaches over the three hundred marks.

Be patient, I'm not going to risk anything just yet.

I apologise if I was a dick. That always happens to me whenever I get criticised. So, without going on a rambling, I decided to take a week off from writing fanfiction and rewrote some bits of the chapter I had just wrote. I do hope you understand.

And also, how I already fucked the lore by going to the typical Fanfiction route without knowing. God, what have I done? Well, at least I may have a solution.

Anyway, let's begin the story.

Word of warning: This fanfic will contain graphic violence, strong languages, sexual themes, mentions of suicide and self-harm and things against with every Religion. Viewer discretion is advised because its FREAKING Hazbin Hotel and Bloodborne. There will also be lyrics from songs that are ONLY used a little bit or are parody versions of it to avoid copyright.

A Hunter's guide for Running a Hotel

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Making a Commercial

"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course, you do; that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!"

"Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here, we offer fun things like functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlour! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"

The TV was turned off, and Alastor looked at Vaggie and Charlie, who sat on the couch. "So, what do you think?" He asked.

The two were silent as they were surprised at how the commercial had been poorly misleading and offensive to their ideas. This caused Vaggie to shout at the Radio Demon. "I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?"

Charlie had to add her own thoughts along the way. "Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."

"bad." Her girlfriend finished with a blunt tone. "The word you're looking for is bad."

"Funny. I was going for hilarious." Alastor commented.

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination," Vaggie reminded him, "which is the whole fucking point."

For once, her girlfriend agreed with her. "Vaggie is right, Alastor. The commercial lets sinners know we are trying to help them."

The Princess had a point. That commercial was off-putting. "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time, and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself." The Radio Demon admitted. "But you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement." He taps the television twice with his Microphone staff. "So, I had a little fun with it."

Vaggie needed to find out if those were the right words to say. "Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it?" She stood up and glared at him. "Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time." She glanced at the side to see someone putting their hand up, which caught her and everyone's attention. "What?" She asked.

"If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel suggested as he took a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself.

Though that seemed a good option, the one girl didn't like it. "Angel, you're a porn star." She reminded him.

"A famous porn star," He clarified with confidence, "I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."

"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." She told him.

"Why not? Sex sells, doesn't it? If you film me going at it with Mr. Fancy Talk's creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." He commented before looking to see the new member to ask his opinion. "What ya say, Hunter?"

The Good Hunter stared at him with a deadpan look in his red eyes despite the tricorn and mouth cloth covering most of his face. "She is right, Angel. We are not going to film one because this is a place for rehabilitation, not for debauchery."

This caused the one-eyed girl to look at him with a disappointing look. "See. Even the Hunter disagrees."

The porn star groaned at Hunter's blunt words. "Oh, come on, Hunter! This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity." He laughed at hearing his own words. "Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are ti—"

"That's enough!" The Hunter warned Angel with a stern tone, causing Charlie to be startled at his tone. "This is a place where people seek redemption. Bring that in here, and this place will lose its purpose."

Upon hearing his words, Angel decided to be playful. "Ooooh! We got a feisty one here!"

The Hunter was irritated at the demon's words and wanted to hit him. This thought caused him to curl his right hand to a fist, which Charlie immediately noticed. She clapped her hands to grab the two's attention. "Alright, let's not start a fight here. This place is meant to repair people's faith on redemption, not the other way round."

As soon as she said that the Hunter slumped his shoulders in relaxation. He'd felt bad for almost lashing out at Angel, who seemingly tried to provoke him with a playful manner. "Sorry. It seems like my anger got the better of me." He shot a quick glare at Angel, who seemed to playfully smirk at his anger.

Seeing the tension dying down, Charlie can't help but to release a sigh of relief. Though, right as he saw about to respond, her phone suddenly rings. This made her pull out the device and looked who had called her. She immediately looked at everyone. "Hold that thought! I'll be right back." She immediately picked up the phone and walked away to talk to the person calling her. "Hello? Dad?"

As the Princess of Hell was talking on the phone, the rest stayed in the lounge when one of them decided to ask the Radio Demon something. "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?"

"Oh, trust me…" Alastor said as he smiled with a mischievously, creepy look with dark magic emitting. "I can."

"Why do you think I'm here?" Husk asked from the bar. "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"

As he cleaned a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter and had a hand raised. "I like being forced."

"Keep that to yourself, Niff." He coldly reminded her.

Angel can't believe the attitude of the bartender. He looked at the other man. "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?"

The bartender took offensive of that nickname. "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat." He pointed at the bottle that Angel held.

Just like the Hunter before, the porn star decided to be playful. "Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."

Vaggie sighed at the sight as is currently witness sing. She thought to break it up just like Charlien did before. "Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."

"I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid." Angel said. "We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end."

"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." She remarked.

This causes the porn star to place a hand on his co-worker's shoulder and gave her a deadpan look. Vaggie gave the same facial expression. The Hunter watched this from the sideline and can't help himself but to shake his head. This wasn't the way of how his first day would go out. He'd rather be roaming around Hell and doing odd jobs. Though, it only has been an hour since his shift started. "Yes…YES!" He turned around to look at Charlie, who giggled in excitement for some reason before calling her girlfriend in gibberish, which freaked her out. "Vaggie! Holy, shit!"

"Ah! what?" Vaggie asked.

It seemed as though Charlie got too excited for some reason and excitedly mumbled, "Get over here!"

Vaggie happily sighs and goes over to where Charlie is, who seemed up be acting like a child by jumping out and down. As soon as she got closer to her girlfriend, she immediately asked, "What's going on?"

Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain. But she was doing it so fast due to her excitement. For the Hunter, he can clearly hear what she is saying. "My dad just called; he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead."

She begins to hyperventilate and grabs her girlfriend to get up close. Speaking of the other girl, she was left confused to what she heard. "But-but the Extermination just happened two days ago. What could they want this soon after—"

Her words fell on deaf ears as Charlie is in a happy mood to get her hotel project to work and remains hopeful that she literally started to sing.

Insert Hazbin Hotel OST: Happy Day in Hell

I can do this! Somehow, I know it!

I'll get Heaven behind my plans.

While the Princess of Hell sung, Vaggie tried to get her attention. "Charlie, hold on…"

There's just no way I could blow it.

Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

"It's just a meeting." Her girlfriend tried to call out but to no avail.

To change their minds

And touch their hearts

Or... whatever angels have!

Upon hearing that, Vaggie can't help but to voice her concern. "This could be bad…" Charlie grabbed her by the hands and starts to spin around with.

Cheer up, Vaggie!

This could be swell!

Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!

Charlie let go of her girlfriend, who was sent tumbling backwards with the set of stairs behind her. She stopped herself from falling to what was behind her and immediately pinched the bridge of her nose. "Okay, but just don't... sing to them."

Despite her warning, Angel, Alastor, Niffty, and the cyclops-like cat Keekee were already at the window. They can see their Manager singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City. The porn star looked back at Vaggie as he informed her to where Charlie is. "That bitch is halfway down the street!"

"Is she—?" Vaggie was about to ask.

"Oh, she's dancin'!" He immediately informed her before putting the alcohol bottle near his mouth.

All Vaggie could do now is to groan. "Ugh, no…" All the while, the Hunter just rolled his eyes as he never expected this to occur. Then again, the Princess of Hell is known for singing when it is at random, or it may be during the important day.

Hazbin Hotel OST ends

-Scene Change-

The Hunter did not expect to be immediately called into the main longue with the others by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. He saw that Angel constantly looked at Husk with a seductive gaze while the Bartender glared daggers at him, to which he had no reaction. His attention focused on the one-eyed girl, who had been pacing in front of them. "Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera." She turns towards where the Radio Demon sat. "Alastor?"

The Overlord snapped his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie. However, it seemed like an old folding-type camera from at least a hundred years ago that could not record anything. This didn't amuse her as she looked at him. "A video camera?"

"Hmmm." He hummed before clicking his fingers again. The device on her hand conjured up a modern video camera that had been poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.

Still, this managed to satisfy the one-eyed manager. "Alright! Let's do this!"

As Vaggie started recording for the commercial, the Hunter patiently waited for his turn while he leaned on the wall to see the interior of the main room. He had his journal on him and drew every detail he could see on two empty pages. It seemed flawless in a way that had little to no mistakes made. Too bad the sound of horny moaning coming from the bar caused him to stop drawing. He glanced at the source of the sound and already knew who had done it while being recorded. "Oh, yes!"

This caused Vaggie to stop shooting. "Cut!" She put the camera down and looked towards both Angel and Husk. "Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face."

"I ain't no actor!" The Bartender pointed out with a lace of anger in his voice. "I can't memorize this shit!"

"Well, we could improve this shit, baby cakes," Angel spoke as he got closer to the cat-like demon's face before purring in a rather seductive way.

This causes Husk to get irritated and shove his co-worker painfully hard out of the counter. He'd looked at Angel with an apathetically look on his face. "Whoops." He muttered sarcastically before grabbing a bottle from the counter and drinking it.

"Husk, come on," Vaggie spoke to her co-worker, wanting to get the commercial sorted.

"How about you do the Hunter first?" Husk questioned after taking a drink from his alcohol bottle.

She was about to respond when she had a thought to what he said. The New Member has yet to do much so far, and this would be the first task he could be doing. "Fine, I'll do him first. But once I finish with him, ensure you have read your script." With that thought, she turned around and walked away from the bar to where he stood. "Hunter."

Said individual looked at her. "Yes?"

He saw her handing over a paper with words on it. "Read what's on the paper. Once you do, please say it in front of the camera."

The Hunter took the paper off from her and began reading it. Not a single second went by before he gave it to her. "Here you go."

Vaggie was caught off guard by how quick the Hunter read it. "That fast! You sure you have definitely read it?"

"Yes," He simply responded.

The one-eyed woman was uncertain about his statement. However, his tone convinced her to start recording. "Alright then. When I point the camera at you, just say your line." She told him, and he nodded. In one instance, she pointed the camera at the camera and started recording. "And Action!"

As the camera was pointed at him, the Hunter knew what to exactly say. Despite being apathetic to all of this, he knew he had to slightly shift his tone to do this task. He can already tell that Vaggie won't be impressed by this. "We can also provide you any necessary needs during your stay."

"And stop!" Vaggie stopped recording and put the camera down. She looked at him, surprised at how flawlessly he had done his line and how he managed to do it in one take. "I have to say, you managed to say that all in one go."

"I was only doing what I was tasked with," The Hunter simply responded as he shifted back to that apathetic tone.

This didn't make the girl be displease by this. "Still, you actually did you part. Now, it's others to do their part." She's only hope that it would go well as she had intended. Charlie is currently in a meeting with Heaven right know and she will try everything in her position to make it the way it had been intended.

-Scene Change-

After Vaggie managed to record all of the members doing their part, she saw down on a seat in front of a broken TV, which was the only source of light in the room. She groaned in frustration as everyone, except for the newest member, had messed up the script or, in Niffty's case, just stared at the camera. She didn't seem to notice a particular individual entering the room. "Seems like you're having some trouble there, hmm?"

She let out a sigh upon hearing Alastor's voice. She wasn't in a good mood to speak to him. "Ugh, este pendejo…" She turned to face him. "Why are you even here?"

"For the entertainment." He simply responded as he took a seat next to her. His shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures. "I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and…" The shadow disappears, "fail spectacularly like you are doing now. Good job!"

Now Vaggie got ticked off by the Radio Demon's carefree insult. She stood up with the camera in hand and pointed it at him. "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—" The video camera glitches violently from green to red, causing her to freak out and drop it that was now static onto the ground. "UGH!"

"I wouldn't try that, my dear." He told her while pointing at his face. "This face was made for radio." His pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the surroundings go nearly static before it fixes itself back to normal onto Vaggie.

Said individual had enough of his insults and began to walk up to him. "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work because it won't be so "entertaining"," She imitated his voice before shifting back to her normal voice, "to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"

She walked back to her seat and sat down. This did stop Alastor from approaching her. "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."

Hearing this made Vaggie think about this. "Pfft, you think I'm that stupid making a deal with a demon like you?"

Alastor was clearly aware of what she said. Luckily, he had no malicious intentions planned. "Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again." He shifted over to Vaggie's left shoulder. "Isn't that right, hmm?"

Vaggie turned to her left to see the Hunter standing there. She was taken aback by how he managed to sneak by her without making a sound. "Hunter?! When did you get here?"

"When Alastor arrived," He replied before shifting his attention to Alastor. "This is for the commercial, right?"

"Indeed," The Radio demon replied with a broad smile before looking back at her. "What do you say? We either do it, or otherwise; Charlie gets nothing in return."

The one-eyed girl glances away briefly, thinking about what Alastor and the Hunter said. It took a few seconds to decide. "Fine." She spoke after sighing. Picking the camera from the floor, she handed the camera to Alastor with the sound of a clap.

"Now then!" Alastor spoke, snapping his fingers that transformed the hotel into an entire movie set with Ink Demons being the filming crew. The Hunter saw the other members present wearing clothing that wasn't too similar to his, except that it was a bit modern. Angel seemed flam boyish when he got into apparel, Niffty did a rather famous feminine pose, and Husk was just himself.

For some reason, the Hunter had somehow got into clothing that were similar to them with a all-black tuxedo, a mouth cloth and a black fedora. He looked down at himself and was baffled by what had happened. "What is this?!"

"Alright everyone, " He turned to Vaggie, who had the look of determined confidence in her eye and mouth. "…let's make a fucking commercial." She was now in her film set attire.

…

The group begins filming in front of the hotel.

Then, it was onto the central area.

Angel Dust was the first to do his part. He manages to deliver his lines appropriately. Though he almost slipped into being honey, he was stopped when the Hunter gave him a death glare.

Next, it was Husk, who had done his part with an apathetic tone.

Niffty…she just stared at the camera.

Then, it was the Hunter's turn. Unlike last time, he delivered with great confidence and added things Vaggie wanted him to say before she ended the commercial by asking the viewers to visit their hotel.

It seems like luck was on their side so far. Hopefully nothing would distract the commercial from being distracted.

-Scene Change-

Once the film had wrapped up, everyone was back into their regular clothes. The Hunter looked down at himself to see him back in his Hunter's attire. It felt good to be back in it as he had felt utterly naked, wearing different clothing. Still, the Hunter wondered how Alastor overcame the attire's sense by making him wear other clothing as the man was alone in another part of the area. "How did he manage to do that? I ensured anyone who touched it would drive a sane person mad." He made a note of the list of his suspicions of Alastor.

His ear picked up the doors opening, and he looked to see Charlie entering the hotel. Looking at her face, she was visibly upset about something that happened at the meeting with Heaven's Army Leader. He tilted his head as he had an obvious guess as to why she was like that. "Looks like it didn't go as she intended?"

The Hunter saw Vaggie coming into the picture and immediately hugged her. "Charlie! How did it go? Did they listen?" She asked and let go of the hug.

"Oh, they sure did hear it." Charlie sheepishly replied. "But-"

"Oh, come here; we have something exciting to show you." Vaggie interrupted as she dragged her girlfriend to where the others were. On the way, she eyed where the Hunter stood and asked, "Are you coming?"

The Hunter shook his head. "I'll be fine, thank you."

Vaggie wanted him to join. But the look in his eyes told her he wanted to be left alone. "Alright. But come join us soon after, okay." The man nodded as he gestured to urge her to take Charlie to where the others sat. When she did, she looked at her girlfriend to explain how they got on TV. "Alastor pulled some strings, and it's about to air."

"I pulled a few limbs, too, hahaha!" Alastor clarified before releasing a small laugh.

Charlie was surprised by this. "Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?"

"Yeah, one of my better performances, if I say so myself," Angel responded while sitting in his seat.

The Princess of Hell beamed upon hearing this. "That's... that's amazing."

As much as the porn star had to silence her by putting a finger on her lips. "Sshh, it's starting."

Everyone turned to the TV and saw everyone in their film set looking at the camera. Vaggie was the first to talk. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel—" It was immediately interrupted mid-way when the '666 news' logo was seen on the TV.

This caused everyone except Alastor and Niffty to get annoyed and angrily complain. Charlie released a bit of her demonic power with horns prejudging out of the top of her head, which was immediately felt by the Hunter as he was at a distance where he could see the screen. There, he saw a familiar man in a gas mask and a woman sitting down at the news desk, and after seeing how it interrupted the commercial, he decided to listen. "Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever. "Katie announced with a lace of a man's voice as she looked over to her partner. "Do you know what that means, Tom?"

"No, what does that mean, Katie?" Her reporter partner asked with sarcasm.

This caused the female reporter to twist her head to the left with each word. "It means we're all royally fucked!" Her eyes started to twitch as the screen switched to the clock tower. Sinners were heard in the background as it reduced the days when the next Extermination Day would occur.

92

Seeing the numbers on the clock tower causes some of the members to widen their eyes at this. "Wait, what? Why?!" Of all people, Angel was the one who spoke that question aloud. Unknown to all, the Hunter looked down as he thought of the three Extermination Days that he partook in. He had a gut feeling that he was solely responsible for this but didn't want to voice it out.

Just yet.

-Scene Change-

A golden drone patrolled a desolated area of the Pride Ring when it hovered above a headless Exorcist before being scanned. The photo was uploaded into a projectile where two figures could see it projecting onto the screen. One was a female from the Exorcist outfit she wore despite the blood stains, while the other dawned on a white and gold robe with a mask with longer, smoother horns and a golden ornamental attachment on the tip.

"We found the body, sir." Lute told her commander. "They've never managed to kill one of us before. Not to mention that two hundred had disappeared this year, making a total of six hundred without a trace. We should just go down there now and destroy them while executing the one who keeps making us disappear with extreme prejudice!"

Hearing the immense anger in her tone, Adam put his hands up in assurance. "No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we return, a demon won't be left alive to pull a stunt like this again! That includes the individual." He remembered how all of this started.

Three years ago, after mutilating and banishing one of his top soldiers for sparring a demon child, two hundred disappeared without a trace. He remembered his lieutenant getting angry about how many Exorcists vanished and wanted to move it to six months. However, Heaven disapproved of it as it would only wage war in Hell, which would cause a massive scandal with its government.

In retaliation, the Exorcists became more merciless and brutal as they managed to kill more Sinners on the next Extermination Day. However, that only caused two hundred more to disappear with no signs of the bodies and weapons.

This only caused more scrutiny in Heaven as more Angels joined the Exorcists to refill their ranks. And though they managed to kill ten times this year, only two hundred were missing. Adam had negotiated with Heaven, and they agreed that they were going to reduce it to three months rather than six months to utterly destroy Hell for causing a thousand of their kind to be gone.

Whoever this person was, Adam knew it couldn't be someone who was a sinner. An outside force who is merciless, ruthless, and calculated to pull something like that. When he or she were found, he would like to offer him a place in his ranks, which Lute had absolutely disagreed with before she begrudgingly changed her mind, as that would mean fewer Exorcists dying.

These thoughts caused him to pound the projector, causing the room to go into complete darkness. The only light source that remained was his mask, which glowed an evil smile.

Remember what I said about fucking the lore? Here it is.

I also discussed it on a forum, which explained how the Hunter's action would actually lead to an all-out catalyst event. But hey, it's fanfiction where people tend to fuck every lore up.

Anyway, it seems like the Hunter's killing of a thousand Exorcists had only reduced the next extermination day to three months, making it a canon divergence from the original.

It seems like he needs to talk to the Doll now regarding his actions.

Sorry if there were any Out Of Character Moments or any lore I fucked up, but I want to satisfy those who wants to read it by making a chapter the best I could while checking for any errors. Please feel free to give me a constructive criticism to make further improvements.

See ya all in the next chapter, mother—

?: Hello!

Wah! What the-CABOOSE!? The hell you're doing here?!

Caboose: Oh me, well I went through a door and ended up in here. Weren't you going to make an announcement. Like, in case this Bleedbon fan ficy is not going to work?

*Sigh* Fine, I'll be making an announcement.

*Clears throat*

So, I made a backup plan in case this Bloodborne/Hazbin Hotel will be fucked up, which it will not happen, I want to introduce it. Caboose's Guide to be in Hell.

Caboose: Yes. I cannot wait to see all of you in my adventures with Charlotte Mobinstern and Bing!

It's Charlie Morningstar and Blitz, you idiot!

Caboose: Yeah, I was referring to them. Which reminds me, are you going to introduce—

DON'T SPOIL IT!

Caboose: But you did mention it to a handful of people?

*Sigh* You know what, I'll end it here. I'll see you all in the next chapter.