Original Posted On April 6, 2024
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 95: To Be a True Demon
Phenex Mansion, Out of Game…
"Hold on…" Naruto said as he stood up. "I got to go to the bathroom…"
"Down the hall on the left of the Phoenix statue…" Naruto heard Riser call out as he shuffled out.
His stomach was not happy, a combo of mountain dew and greasy pizza and garlic bacon knots upsetting it.
And if he didn't find the toilet, there'd be a brown crime.
Naruto turned to his left as he got out of the room, seeing Phoenix statues.
Naruto turned to his right… and saw more Phoenix statues.
'Which 'down the hall' direction!' Naruto thought as he looked right and left.
Making a decision, Naruto checked all the doors, the pressure in his bladder now intensified as he was ready to piss himself.
'BATHROOM, BATHROOM, BATHROOM!' he chanted as he began to sweat and shake as he continued his search for the restroom.
Opening the last door, he sighed in relief as he saw the bathroom.
Dropping trou as he shut the door, Naruto barely didn't make it.
As his body did its job, Naruto pulled out his phone, deciding to check his emails.
Meanwhile, Dry Fuck Studios...
Andy happily drank from her bottle, Millie gushing as her granddaughter guzzled her meal.
"She is so pretty." Millie said as Moxxie sat across from her, taking a picture of his wife and grandchild.
"Yeah… you think Andy will look more like her dad… or her mother?" Moxxie asked as Millie pulled the bottle away from Andy's mouth, moving to burp her.
"I don't know, but I know Blitz would want her to look like Loona." Millie said as she rocked Andy as she gently tapped her back.
Moxxie chuckled in irritation, happy that Blitz was currently with Stolas to let them have time with Andromeda without his insane antics.
Andromeda made a discomfort sound, signing to her grandparents that her tummy was upset.
Thankfully, Millie's actions allowed her to burp, saliva dripping down her tiny chin and lips.
Moxxie grabbed a tissue and dabbed her lips.
The tissue tickled Andromeda's nose, making her eyes squint as she made the sounds and actions of preparing to sneeze… only to yawn and shake it off.
"Aw, that would have been cute…" Millie said in sadness.
Andromeda suddenly sneezed… and wings popped out of her back as her tiny tail lost its fur as scales took form while becoming a snake at the same time small horns protruded from her head.
"…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the Imps screamed in panic as Andromeda pointed and laughed at them.
Phenex Mansion…
Naruto was washing his hands, using his tail to flush the toilet.
As the water and waste went down the drain, Naruto felt his phone go off.
'Mom?' Naruto thought as he heard the ringtone he had picked for Millie, which was 'I got Stoned and I Missed It' by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. "Hey, mom, wha…"
"NARUTO, COME HOME, SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ANDY!"
Naruto's calm demeanor vanished as his fatherly instincts were set off.
"What happened!" He said in a panicked tone.
"JUST C0ME HOME!" Millie shouted as Naruto heard a high-pitched baby laugh as he also heard Moxxie in the background panicking.
Millie hung up, sending Naruto into panic mode.
Game Room…
"Naruto is taking a while." Octavia said as she dipped some of her pizza into marinara sauce.
"He ate a lot of pizza and garlic knots, so he probably…" Loona started to say before the door opened with such force it made Loona, Verosika, Octavia, and Riser visibly jump.
"HOME, NOW!" Naruto screamed, his arms wrapping around the waists of his wives, picking them up with such ease.
"Naruto, what is the problem…" Riser asked in concern as his friend barreled out of the room and down the hall.
"What was that about?" Octavia asked as worry started to set in.
"I don't know… but I feel like today's game is sadly gonna end before I had planned." Riser sighed as he began to clean up the table as he and Octavia heard a car engine start outside before driving off.
"Sorry…" Octavia replied with guilt.
Riser chuckled as he walked around the table and gave Octavia a hug.
"No worries… say, wanna see the power I have been working on?" Riser asked, holding Octavia around her waist.
"Sure…"
"Man, I was inspired by that anime Naruto showed us… what was it called again? The show and the power system?" Riser asked as he and Octavia started to go outside.
"Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and the Power System is called Stands." Octavia reminded him.
Riser snapped his fingers.
"Yes, that." He said with a big smile.
Thirty-Eight Minutes Later…
Verosika's car nearly crashed when they entered Dry Fuck Studios garage, the three parents jumping out and heading up the stairs instead of the elevator.
"ANDY!" Naruto, Loona, and Verosika shouted as they entered the living room.
Millie and Moxxie jumped from this, Andy in a small bassinet resting.
"Oh, Jesus fuck, you guys startled me!" Moxxie replied in shock.
"What happened to Andy!" Loona borderline yelled as she pushed Moxxie out of the way to look at her child.
The mother looked her babe up and down, seeing nothing out of place, sighing as she felt the panic melt away, Naruto catching her as she nearly collapsed.
"What's the big idea?" Verosika asked, her tail whipping like a whip as she glared at her mother/father-in-law. "Naruto told us you said that there was something wrong with Andy…" Verosika gestured to the napping babe. "But she is fine."
"When she calmed down, the 'problem' disappeared." Millie snipped, not liking her daughter-in-law's tone. "Mox, let's show them."
Moxxie nodded as he got up.
He walked to the bassinet, and gently picked his grandchild up.
Sitting on the couch, Moxxie sat down and gently woke Andromeda up.
Clearly upset, Andromeda tiredly glared at her paternal grandfather.
Moxxie grabbed a tissue and gently brushed her lips, the edge tickling Andromeda's nose.
Once again, the baby began to show signs of sneezing.
Andy sneezed cutely.
Small horns nubs appeared on her skull, small wings appeared on her back, and her tail lost its fur as it became a snake.
She rubbed her nose as she blinked, staring at her parents who stared back at her.
"WHAT THE FU…"
Loona punched Naruto in the ribs, cutting him off from his panic as Verosika sighed in relief.
"It's just Andy's True Demon Form." Verosika said as she got close, her finger tapping the snake's head, making Andy giggle and grab her step-mom. "It's really nothing to worry about."
"Oh, thank Satan…" Moxxie said as he liquified into the couch as the tension left his body.
"I was worried she'd be in trouble for magic use…" Millie said as she fanned herself.
"Oh, my baby has awakened her true demon form~" Loona squealed as she took Andromeda in her hands from Moxxie, making the baby happy as she was raised in the air. "Whose a wittle demon~"
"I'm lost…"
Everyone looked at Naruto.
"Her 'Ture Demon Form'?" Naruto asked as he scratched his head. "What is that?"
"Basically…" Verosika said as she transformed.
Stola's Castle…
Stolas giggled as he and Blitz giggled, in each other's arms on the bed, feeling each other's body heat and bodily reactions.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
"You hear something, Blitzy?" Stolas asked, starting to sit up, before he was pulled down by Blitz.
"Don't know, don't care~" Blitz said as he put his hands all over Stolas' body.
Dry Fuck Studios…
"Why are you screaming?" Verosika asked in utter confusion as she returned to her normal demon form.
Naruto looked like he had seen the face of God.
"Sorry… just not what I expected." Naruto replied as he shook himself of his previous emotion.
Verosika rolled her eyes as Andromeda laughed at her dad, her demon features vanishing as she laughed her mom's arms.
"Okay, her transformation now makes sense… but why horns, wings, and snake tail?" Naruto asked as he watched them vanish.
"Well…" Loona said as she kissed Andromeda's head. "This is just an idea… But maybe it is because we are connected to Marchosias?"
"Huh?" Everyone who wasn't Loona mumbled at once.
Loona felt a small chill run down her spine.
"I thought… I grew up hearing Marchosias of the Marquis had a snake tail and angelic wings…" Loona said as she bounced her daughter on her knee. "So… seeing these features on Andy, made me think it is because we are Lycans."
It made sense to her family.
"But Marchosias didn't have horns…" Naruto said as he had pulled out his phone, finding a painting of the Deceased Marquis Demon. "So… why does Andy?"
Loona shrugged.
"Does it matter if it is exactly the same or slightly different?" Loona asked her husband.
"It doesn't matter, but…" Naruto smiled as he patted Andy on the head while he stood up. "Well, if my daughter can do it, then I can too…"
Everyone leaned forward, expecting Naruto to change.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…How do I transform?" Naruto asked like a dumbass.
Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Verosika deadpanned as Andromeda pointed at Naruto like she was calling her father stupid.
"It's not that hard, Naruto." Verosika said as she put her hand on his shoulder. "Just focus right here…" Her other hand was placed against his chest. "And spread your magic through your body with the intention of releasing your true self."
"It isn't like transformation magic or Human Disguise?" Naruto asked as he prepared himself.
Verosika shook her head.
"Nope, it is like turning on a switch." Verosika compared as she glanced at the light switch.
Naruto nodded.
He did as Verosika instructed.
Naruto closed his eyes as he focused.
His magic spread through his body, pooling around his head, his back, and tail.
Millie, Moxxie, Verosika, and Loona leaned forward as they saw something start to poke through his shirt on his back.
Naruto started to strain himself… and farted.
"EWW!" everyone exclaimed as they pulled away, covering their noses.
"S'cuse me…" Naruto apologized, losing concentration.
He walked over to a window and opened it.
"Alright, let's try this again." Naruto said, pumped up to see his own True Demon Form as he closed his eyes.
Once again, his magic spread through his body, circulating around the crown of his head, his shoulder blades, and through his tail…
Only for nothing to happen.
Naruto continued to force it, a vein bulging on his forehead as sweat started to pour down his face.
He continued his attempt… only for nothing to happen.
"Naruto…" Millie said as she touched her son's wrist. "Maybe you should stop…"
"No…" Naruto gasped, allowing his concentration to break. "I need to do this…"
"Naruto, you're probably gonna hurt yourself." Moxxie told his son. "Let's just put this on the back burner for now, okay?"
"No, I need to… why didn't it work?" Naruto questioned as he looked at his palms. "I was doing everything Verosika explained, but… why?"
Millie touched her chin when a thought occurred.
"Maybe… maybe it is because you still see yourself as a human?" She questioned, looking up at him.
" But…" Naruto put a hand on his face. "But I haven't been a human for nearly two years… so why would I think I am human."
Naruto's ears and tail drooped.
Failure set in deeply.
"Naruto…"
"I'm going out for a bit…" he said as he walked out of the room, hands in his pockets.
"Where you going to?"
"Just… need some time to myself." Naruto replied before going out the door.
He made his way out of DFS, and walked down the street as the sun reached it's peak in the sun.
Hell's Summer Heat was not something to be underestimated as Naruto walked along the sidewalk aimlessly, deep within his head.
Meanwhile…
"Alright, let's get going." Jayjay said as she and Vortex got into a delivery truck, which was full of supplies for Paw Print Paradise.
Vortex turned the truck on and started to drive.
"Ah…" Jayjay sighed as she turned on the AC. "Fuck this heat…"
"Yeah, yeah…" Vortex chuckled as he focused on the road.
Jayjay adjusted the radio, hearing a song she liked and let it play as she turned to look out the window.
She stared aimlessly… until she snapped to attention.
"Is that…" She mumbled as the truck slowed and then stopped at a stop light, with Jayjay rolling down the window. "Hey, Naruto?"
Naruto looked up, seeing Jayjay and Vortex in the truck.
"Oh, hey!" He said as he began to smile, waving.
Fifteen Minutes Later…
"So nice to be back." Naruto said as he entered Paw Print Paradise with Jayjay as Vortex went to the back with the truck.
"It has been less lively, but still as entertaining since you left." Jayjay admitted as she and Naruto walked upstairs. "But how've you been, it feels like it's been ages since we last hung out."
"Yeah, last time we hung out was at Silicone Shores." Naruto mumbled.
A faint blush ran across the two Lycan-turns faces.
Memories of the trip to said location brought up certain erotic memories.
Shaking themselves of these memories, the hounds smiled.
"Yeah, that was a lot of fun." Jayjay mumbled as she sat down at one of the tables. "So, why were you out and about without your family?"
"Just… needed some air." Naruto explained as he picked up a menu.
"For what?" Jayjay asked.
"Well, Andy awakened her true demon form, and when I tried it, it didn't work." Naruto said as he lowered his menu. "Mom thinks it is because deep down… I might still think of myself as a human."
Naruto looked up, looking into Jayjay's eyes, seeing her surprise.
"When you came here… did you ever get that feeling?" Naruto asked Jayjay.
Dropping her menu, Jayjay shook her head.
"In all honesty, I never thought about it." Jayjay responded. "There was a lot of things going on when Ryan Slater dropped me in Hell. I felt confusion and betrayal, which led to my spiral into drugs and alcohol."
Jayjay propped her chin into the palm of her hand.
"Flare and Vortex helping me with my recovery, getting my dream job of singing here, then falling in love with Vortex…" Jayjay said with a happy smile as she remembered those times with a melancholic joy. "I never had time to feel like I was still 'human' but I never saw it as 'human' living and 'demon' living. It was just me living my life."
Naruto nodded.
"I am sorry… I guess it is just going to be something you'll need to answer for yourself, Naruto." Jayjay said in an apologetic tone.
Naruto had come with her for answers, and she couldn't give him answers.
"No, this is helping, thank you…" Naruto thanked, feeling a bit better.
He shook himself and smiled.
"So, what has my big sister been up too since we last hung out?" Naruto asked as Vortex arrived on the second floor.
Skip, One Hour…
"… call you guys later, bye." Naruto called out as he waved goodbye to Jayjay and Vortex.
With a full stomach and a cheery spirit, Naruto made his way home, texting his family he was doing better and on his way home.
His head in the clouds, Naruto had an idea.
Making a call, Naruto listened to the ringtone.
*Ring, Ring, Click*
"WASSUP, Naruto, been a while." Queen Bee said on the other side of the phone.
"Yep, not since the wedding, right?" Naruto asked as he crossed the street. "Anyway, I have a question."
"Let's see if I have answers." Bee replied as Naruto heard music in the background start to fade.
'She must have been partying.' Naruto thought as the music faded completely.
"Andy has awoken her True Demon Form, and I can't. I was wondering if you could…"
"Sorry, I can't help you with that." Bee cut him off.
"What? Why?"
"I'm busy. Sorry, bro, but I can't always drop everything for you. I like you and all, so please understand." Bee said with a sincere apology.
"No, I understand." Naruto replied in understanding.
"Thanks, sorry, but thanks." Bee said as the music started to get louder. "Sorry, but I got to go, babe, have a good day."
Naruto heard her blow a kiss before hanging up, making his cheeks turn red with a guilty smile.
Shaking himself of this, Naruto felt a pit enter his stomach.
'I already considered him… I really don't want to… but…' Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat.
He grumbled as he thought about it.
Every thought just brought more despair and regretful thoughts as he swayed back and forth.
'I gotta do it… for my family.' Naruto thought as he made another phone call.
Hazbin Hotel…
Charlie and Vaggie were on their bed, giggling as Charlie was on top, laying passionate kisses on Vaggie's neck.
Pleasurable shocks went down her back, making her lips tremble as her body reacted with arousal.
"Who is my beloved?" Charlie whispered into Vaggie's ear.
"I am…" She replied as Charlie caressed her cheek, exposing her eyepatch.
"Yes, You are~" Charlie giggled as she started to unbutton Vaggie's jacket.
*RING, RING*
Charlie and Vaggie were snapped out of their horniness when Charlie's phone began to ring.
Seemingly teleporting, Charlie grabbed her phone, seeing a picture of her and Naruto with his name on the screen.
"Oh…" Charlie mumbled in surprise as she answered. "Hello?"
"Hey, Charlie…" Naruto said on the other side of her phone. "I need a favor."
"Oh?" Charlie sounded in shock; eyes wide as she stood straight up. "A favor? From me? Sure, if it is within my power, I will do what I can."
"Can you put Alastor on the phone?" Naruto said with a tone that sounded like he didn't really want to do this.
Chapter 95, DONE!
Andromeda's True Demon Form is based off of Marchosias, due to her, Loona, and Naruto being related to Marchosias.
Happy to bring Jayjay and Vortex back into the story.
I based Charlie's responses to Naruto's phone call off of Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel episode 5, which is my favorite episode.
If you liked the chapter, please leave a review, even if you hate it, because it helps me become a better author.