~ A LUSTFUL MASSACRE ~
People Who Appear In This Chapter:
- Latrell
- Silver
- Zombie
- Rosemary
- DarkKnight
- Mike
- Zee
- Chocolate (New Person)
- Strayer
- Blue
- Fiore
- Izzy
- Phoenix
- Ace (Formerly Lilac)
- Lydia
Just so y'all know, Chocolate is a white guy, pretty eccentric and extroverted, and sometimes feminine
In Latrell, Phoenix, and Silver's Apartment in the Living Room with Latrell, Silver, Strayer, Zombie, Zee, Fiore, Blue, and Phoenix
Blue, Fiore, Latrell, Phoenix, Silver, Strayer, and Zombie: YOU GOT A WHAT?!
Zee: I got a Tinder Date! I'm so sigma!
Latrell: Yeah, you better not act like that on your date.
Zee: Why?
Fiore: Because we have at least some kind of social awareness. Don't worry, we'll help you get ready for your date.
Silver: I'm not helping him.
Latrell: I honestly don't care.
Blue: Don't worry, we'll can get you that girl, trust us.
Latrell: Blue, you're like a sister to me, but, no. Your advice ain't bad, but if I followed your advice for how to handle my last crush, I'd be in jail for sexual assault.
Strayer: Damn, how bad was the advice?
Latrell: She told me to bring her to a secluded location and just kiss her.
Zombie: BRUH! (Laughs so hard that he falls and knocks Silver's box of Popeyes out of his hands)
Silver: Hey! (Picks up the knocked over chicken, puts it back in the box, picks the box back up and sits back on the couch)
Zombie: Sorry, my bad.
Silver: All good. (Proceeds to eat some chicken out the box)
Blue, Strayer, Zee, and Zombie: (Look at Silver with a confused or a disgusted face)
Silver: What? 5-Second Rule. Also, Latrell cleans the floor daily.
Latrell: You mean I pay a homeless guy who lives outside our apartment 100 bucks to clean the floor daily.
Blue: Why don't you just buy him a place to stay?
Latrell: He's homeless, meaning he's willing to do anything for money. If I buy him a home, he'll be able to get a stable job, making him useless to me.
Zombie: Bro...
Latrell: Anyway, sure, I'll help you out, Zee.
Silver: I got nothing better to do, so, I'll help too.
Latrell: Wanna play Scarlet?
Silver: Bet. Y'all wanna meet up at Zee's place later today and help him get ready?
Blue: Sure.
Fiore: Got it.
Phoenix: I'll be there.
Zombie: Alright, me and Zee will see y'all at our place later today.
Strayer: Alright, let's head out now, Blue.
Zombie: We should go too, Zee.
Blue: Alrightie, sweetie. (Walks out of the apartment with Blue)
Zee: Alright, I'll drive. (Walks out of the apartment with Zombie)
Phoenix: So, I guess I'm just gonna be chilling while you two play Scarlet?
Fiore: And I'll just be at my place probably sleeping.
Latrell: Fiore, do you mind heading to that Chinese Place at the mall I always go to and picking up my regular? Also buy some Pineapple Soda for me. Here's 30 Bucks to get my food. (Hands Fiore 30 Bucks)
Fiore: Why can't you?
Latrell: Here's 20 extra bucks to buy yourself some Apple Juice. (Hands Fiore 20 more Bucks)
Fiore: Deal.
Latrell: Phoenix, here's 25 Bucks. Go with Fiore and make sure she doesn't get lost. (Hands Phoenix 25 Bucks)
Phoenix: You didn't have to pay me, but thanks!
Latrell: (Deadpans) Just go get my food.
At Zee and Zombie's apartment with the group, 2 hours before the date.
Zee: Alright, so, how are y'all gonna help me?
Blue: I'll be picking out your outfit!
Fiore: Me and Phoenix will be helping you out on how to act with girls.
Zombie: Something tells me they aren't the best suited for this job.
Strayer: Yeah, same.
Zee: And what are you guys doing?
Latrell: (Grabs a piece of orange chicken with a fork and eats it) We're here to see what they do, and supervise it to make sure you don't sound or look gay.
Zombie: Or you don't come off as a dickhead.
Silver: What he said. We're making sure you don't sound dumber than usual.
Zee: Asshole.
Strayer: Alright, let's do this, guys.
10 minutes later, with Blue showing Zee some tuxedos
Blue: (Shows Zee a hot pink tuxedo)
Latrell: (Walks up to Blue, pulls a knife out of nowhere, and stabs the tuxedo in her hand) He is not wearing that fruity ass shit on a date.
Zee: Thanks, Irish Bro. (Fist bumps Latrell)
Latrell: Anytime. (Takes a bite out of an egg roll)
15 minutes later with Phoenix and Fiore giving a scenario to Zee about how to act with the girl
Phoenix: (Making a bitchy voice) You should treat me like a queen!
Fiore: (Making a deep voice) Don't tell me what to do, bitch! (Slaps Phoenix in the face, but softly)
Zee: (Nods his head and writes down something in a notepad)
Zombie: Nope, nope, nope. We're not having Zee go to jail. (Covers Fiore's and Phoenix's mouths before they continue)
Silver: Again. (Takes Zee's notepad and tosses it out the window)
Strayer: Wait, he went to-
Blue: Don't question it, babe. You don't wanna know.
Strayer: Got it.
Latrell: They ain't wrong though. Equal Rights, Equal Fights!
20 minutes later with Blue showing Zee some ties
Blue: Hmm... which one do you like more? (Holds up a blue tie and a purple tie to Zee)
Zee: I'll take... this one. (Grabs the purple tie out of Blue's hand)
Latrell: You're dressing like a black guy singing the Gospel at Church.
Blue: (Deadpans Latrell) C'mon, it took so long just for us to get Zee a suit.
Latrell: I wasn't saying that as a bad thing. It's fine.
Zee: (Sighs of relief)
15 minutes later with Phoenix and Fiore asking Zee some questions
Phoenix: If she asks about interesting things in your life, what do you not mention?
Zee: Going to prison and breaking out of prison.
Fiore: Good. Now what have we SPECIFICALLY told you not to do on the date?
Zee: Take her back to my place and bust in her?
Fiore: (Deadpans Zee) No.
Latrell: But also don't do that. I'd feel bad for the kid.
Zee: Hey!
Fiore: Answer the question, dumbass.
Zee: Make the type of jokes I make with you guys?
Fiore: There we go.
10 minutes later in the living room, after Zee is done getting ready.
Blue, Fiore, Latrell, Phoenix, Silver, Strayer, and Zombie: (Talking amongst themselves over miscellaneous stuff)
Zee: (Steps into the living room wearing a basic black tux with a purple tie with some basic black dress shoes)
Zee: So, how do I look?
Latrell: Like a Pimp named Slickback, looking fresh, bro.
Silver: Damn, nice going.
Zombie: You look cool.
Zee: Thanks, guys. Alright, I'm gonna be headed out. Wish me luck. (Grabs his car keys and walks out of the apartment)
Phoenix: Good luck!
Strayer: You've got this!
Latrell: I hope you get Gonorrhea!
With Zee at his table in the restaurant, The Modern
Zee: (Looking around) Where is she?
(A below average height girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and average curves wearing a red silky dress walks up to Zee's table)
Girl: Hey, are you Zee?
Zee: That's me, you must be Kate.
Kate: Yep! (Sits down across from Zee)
Zee: Glad to finally meet you in person.
Kate: Likewise, I'm glad we finally get to go on a date. You look vaguely familiar though...
Zee: I... just have one of those faces...
Kate: Hmm, alright. Anywho, what are you going to order?
1 and a half hours later, after Zee and Kate finished their food
Zee: Man, that was some good ass food.
Kate: Seriously, I love this place.
Zee: You made a good call. This place is amazing.
Kate: It's getting pretty late, we should head out now. (Winks at Zee)
Zee: Got it, we can take my car.
Kate: I can tell my friend to come pick my car up later. Alright, let's go.
Zee: Real quick, I'm gonna text my roommate. (Pulls out his phone and sends a text message to Zombie)
Kate: We good?
Zee: Yeah, I told him I'd be home late. (Walks out of the restaurant with Kate)
15 minutes later, outside of Kate's house
Zee: (Pulls up into Kate's driveway) Alright, we're here.
Kate: Thanks. (Gets out of Zee's car)
Zee: (Gets out of the car and walks to Kate to her door) Of course, I really enjoyed this date.
Kate: Same, this was a lot of fun. We should do this again sometime.
Zee: I'd be down for that. But, do you think I could come inside?
Kate: (Grabs Zee's face) Oh, it's gonna be a long time before I let you come inside. (Winks at Zee)
Zee: (Chuckles) Wow, a fan of dirty jokes? Would not have expected that. Well, have a good night, Kate.
Kate: You too. See you later, Zee. (Kisses Zee on the cheek)
Zee: Later. (Starts to walk back to his car)
Kate: Be safe!
Zee: Got it! (Quickly gets in his car and drives off)
Kate: (Walks back into her house)
With Zee at a Gas Station
Zee: (Pumping gas into his car) Damn, should've filled up on gas before I left the apartment.
(Suddenly, a strange silhouette with no definitive figure comes out from the corner of the gas station and starts staring at Zee)
Zee: (Looks at the strange figure) Uhh... dude? Are you okay?
(The strange figure starts mumbling something that isn't understandable)
Zee: Cool... have a good night, ugly guy. (Gets into his car and drives off)
(The strange figure then dissipates)
With Zee driving somewhere in the city
Zee: (Yawns) It's late as shit. Hopefully Zombie didn't lock the door.
(The strange figure from before appears in Zee's backseat and starts heavily breathing)
Zee: I'll call Zombie so he knows to leave the door un-
(The figure grows tentacles, then grabs Zee's arms and starts choking him)
Zee: (Screams as he tries to break free)
Figure (Whispering): You will pay for your sins. You will pay for your sins. You will pay for your sins. (Tightens his grip on Zee's arms and his neck)
Zee: (Choking as he struggles to break free)
Figure: Your sins shall be paid for with your life! (Grows a fourth tentacle and uses it to break Zee's neck)
Zee: (Goes pale as his body stops moving)
Figure: Your soul is now free of sin... (Dissipates out of the car as it swerves and crashes into a jewelry store)
At Latrell, Phoenix, and Silver's Apartment, in Latrell's bedroom
Latrell: (Yawns as he opens his eyes) Man, I slept like the dead. (Gets out of bed and goes into the bathroom)
In the Living Room with Silver and Phoenix
Silver: (Eats some Little Caesars Pizza)
Phoenix: Hey, can you pass me some pizza?
Silver: Got it. (Hands Phoenix a piece of pizza)
Latrell: (Comes into the living room and sits on the couch) Yo, Silver, can you hand me one too?
Silver: Alright, here you go. (Hands Latrell a piece of pizza)
Latrell: (Takes a bite out of the pizza) Man, I love Little Caesars.
Silver: Same, this shit is goated.
Latrell: Silver, mind grabbing me a beer out the fridge?
Silver: We're out.
(Just then, there's a knock on the door)
Silver: I'll get it. (Gets up from the couch and goes to the door)
Latrell: While you're up, grab that beer I just asked for.
Silver: (Opens the door) Latrell, for the last time, we're out of alcohol. Hey Zombie, what's up?
Zombie: Have you guys seen Zee? He didn't come home last night.
Silver: No?
Latrell: Yo! Zee tapped that ass! W!
Phoenix: Help-
Zombie: He would've at least answered my call earlier today if he did actually fuck her.
Latrell: Well, he should be fine. (Takes a bite out of another piece of pizza)
Phoenix: How many slices did you have?
Latrell: Doesn't matter.
(A phone rings)
Phoenix: Silver?
Silver: My phone's dead. Latrell?
Latrell: My phone's in my room. Zombie?
Zombie: (Pulls his phone out) Oh, it's Zee.
Latrell: Tell him I said W!
Zombie: (Answers the phone) What's up?
Police Officer: Is this Meowy Boy?
Zombie: Yeah? You aren't Zee?
Police Officer: Your number was put in Zee's Emergency Contact Info.
Zombie: Emergency Contact?! What happened?!
Police Officer: Come to the jewelry store on Manzana Ave.
Zombie: Alright. Guys, something happened to Zee.
Phoenix: What happened?
Zombie: Let's go see.
At the Jewelry Store with Latrell, Phoenix, Silver, and Zombie, who arrive to see multiple police cars and an ambulance surrounding Zee's car crash
Latrell: Holy shit, what happened?!
Police Officer: Hello, which one of you is Meowy Boy?
Zombie: That's me.
Police Officer: Well, someone died in this car accident, we need you to confirm the identity of the body. (Walks over to the crash with Zombie and the others following him)
Silver: Do you actually think Zee died?
Latrell: Who knows?
Police Officer: Is that him? (Points to Zee's body laid out in the car)
Zombie: Yep, that's him.
Latrell: Zee's actually dead? Damn, bro had a date with Lorena Bobbitt.
Silver: Dude, what the fuck?
Phoenix: What's that? (Points to the marks on Zee's neck)
Latrell: Damn, he must've gone on a date with a freaky ass girl.
Zombie: Do you just have no sympathy?
Latrell: Just desensitized to shit like this.
Silver: I don't like Zee either, but the dude is dead.
Police Officer: It seems like he was choked to death, as there's a visible struggle from the marks on his neck.
Latrell: So find the psycho bitch that did this and put her in cuffs.
Silver (Doing a Zee impression): Kinky.
Phoenix: Never do that again, you suck.
Silver: (Does the anger emoji)
Police Officer: We reviewed the footage from the pizzeria across the street, and no matter how many times we watch it, speed it up, or slow it down, no matter where we look on the screen, we can't see anyone leaving the car, and no one else is in there.
Latrell: Damn. Well, good luck in your search, I'm gonna go get drunk. (Walks away)
Zombie: I'm gonna go to that pizza place across the street and then sell Zee's Switch to compensate for his half of the rent. (Walks to the pizzeria)
Silver: I'm gonna go work on a fanfic, I haven't updated it in like 5 months. (Walks away)
Phoenix: I guess I'm just gonna head to Ace's place. (Walks away)
At Izzy, Lydia, and Rosemary's apartment, with the three named
Lydia: Damn, this KFC is good.
Rosemary: Yeah, not bad.
Izzy: I need some beer to go with it. Hey Rosie, can you grab me a bottle?
Rosemary: Dude, we're out. You drank the last 10 bottles yesterday.
(Just then, there's a knock on the door)
Rosemary: I'll get it. (Gets up from the couch and goes to the door)
Izzy: And while you're at it, grab my beer.
Rosemary: (Opens the door) Hey Latrell, what's up?
Lydia: Latrell? What's up, my nigga?
Latrell: Not much. Is Izzy here?
Izzy: Yeah, what's up, bro?
Latrell: I was gonna go to the club. Wanna come with me and get drunk?
Izzy: Hell yeah! (Jumps off the couch and runs out the door)
Latrell: You two gonna come with us?
Rosemary: I don't drink.
Lydia: Not in the mood.
Latrell: Alright, catch y'all. Oh, before I forget, Zee died! (Runs away in the same direction Izzy ran off in)
Lydia: What did that nigga say?
Rosemary: Not sure. Let's just keep eating the KFC.
Lydia: I already finished it. Go buy me another bucket. (Throws 20 bucks at Rosemary's face)
With Phoenix and Ace at the latter's house
Ace: And... done! (Shows Phoenix a drawing of Sunny from Omori)
Phoenix: Wow, that's actually kinda good.
Ace: Thanks!
Phoenix: (Splashes a cup of water over Ace and the drawing)
Ace: Mean! (Pouts)
Mike: (Walks into the room) So, I just saw on the news that Zee died.
Phoenix: That's literally what I told you when I got here.
Mike: Oh. Me stupid.
Ace: Take your dementia pills. (Throws a bottle of pills to Mike)
Mike: Whatever. (Goes back to his room)
Phoenix: Why hasn't he moved out yet? Didn't you two break up months ago?
Ace: He's too lazy to pack his things and I don't necessarily mind the company.
Phoenix: Makes sense.
In Mike's room
Mike: I should probably take these pills... nah, don't feel like it. (Throws the bottle in a random direction)
Figure: (Appears under Mike's bed)
Mike: (Yawns) I should work on a video, but I'd rather binge watch Rap Battles, or maybe beat it. Yeah, I'll beat it.
Figure: Lust...
Mike: Hmm? What was that?
Figure: (Grows two tentacles and starts violently pulling Mike's arms)
Mike: Let me go! Let me go! (Tears up and pees his pants)
Back to Phoenix and Ace, who are now watching Mean Girls (OG)
Phoenix: Yeah! Get hit by that bus, bitch!
Ace: And I thought you didn't like this movie.
Phoenix: I don't, it's just satisfying to see that bitch get hit by a bus. Also, Lindsay Lohan is hot in this movie.
Mike: (Screams loudly from his room)
Phoenix: What the-?
Ace: Don't mind him. He violently screams like that every time he jerks off. I'll just turn up the volume. (Turns up the volume on the TV until Mike's screams are no longer audible)
With Silver at the apartment, with Fiore and DarkKnight also there
Fiore: So, Zee's actually dead?
Silver: Yep. I think yours and Phoenix's advice to him got him killed.
Fiore: Was it that bad? (Does the crying emoji)
Silver: You told him to bring brass knuckles to "put her in her place."
DarkKnight: In her defense, she gave me the same advice and it worked out for me.
Silver: Whatever. (Starts mumbling the words to 'I Believe I Can Fly')
Back with Phoenix and Ace who are now just scrolling YouTube Shorts
Ace: Oh, Latrell posted a Short yesterday.
Phoenix: He almost never does, so don't expect one for another year.
Ace: Oh, I'm not even subbed to him.
Phoenix: Subscribe to him. (Glares at Ace)
Ace: Okay. (Does the teary eyed emoji and clicks the subscribe button)
(The doorbell rings)
Ace: Hm? (Gets up and opens the door)
DoorDash Driver: Hey, I'm here to drop off some Krispy Kreme and Taco Bell for someone named Mike?
Ace: Alright, just a sec. Mike! Your food is here!
(10 seconds of silence)
Ace: Mike! Get down here!
Phoenix: Let me get him. (Walks up the stairs)
DoorDash Driver: Should I just-
Ace: Just wait.
Upstairs in Ace's house
Phoenix: Mike, there's no way you're still beating it. We watched an entire movie- (Opens the door to Mike's room to see his armless corpsebled out) Ace! Can you come here?!
Ace: (Walks into the room, sees Mike's corpse, and screams at the top of her lungs)
DoorDash Driver: (Walks in) Oh... I'm... just gonna leave the food on the table... no charge... (Runs out of the room)
With Latrell and Izzy at the club, and it's a special type of club.
Latrell: Yeah! Get some, Izzy! Get some!
Izzy: Yeah! Woo! Shake that thing, baby! (Uses 50 Dollar Bills to make it rain, while she's sitting in the chair as a curvy blonde in a orange bikini is throwing it back on Izzy's lap)
Latrell: Yeah! Go get that pussy! (Chugs a bottle of beer and puts it down in a pile of 20 more empty beer bottles)
Orange Bikini: (Turns to look at Izzy in the face) Let's go somewhere more private. (Winks at Izzy, grabs her by her arm and takes her somewhere)
Izzy: Hell yeah, sexy! I'm gonna see you tomorrow, Latrell! (Waves to Latrell as she's getting dragged to a private place)
Latrell: Yeah! Clap those cheeks, Izz! Man, I still need some more buzz. (Picks up some of the 50 dollar bills Izzy dropped and goes to the bar)
Chocolate: Alright, how many more you want?
Latrell: Chocolate? You work here?
Chocolate: Yeah. I heard what happened to Zee, you okay, dude?
Latrell: Yeah. And he just went on a date the night before.
Chocolate: Really? That's strange.
Latrell: Yeah, I know. Hard to believe Zee got a date. I can't talk though.
Chocolate: No, I just meant because one of the girls who used to work here went home with a customer and was found dead on the street the next morning.
Latrell: Hmm...
With Blue and Strayer in their apartment watching After (dumbass movie title btw)
Blue: I love this movie so much!
Strayer: It's okay.
Blue: C'mon, it so good!
Strayer: We've watched it together 15 times now.
Blue: What else do you wanna do?
Strayer: (Smirks at her) Well...
Blue: (Starts passionately making out with Strayer, then covers them with the blanket that was on their lap)
With Izzy and the Orange Bikini girl at the latter's house
Izzy: That... was... amazing...
Orange Bikini: You're telling me...
Izzy: Alright, how much?
Orange Bikini: No charge. Just come over here tomorrow and pay me back in another way. (Winks at Izzy)
Izzy: Got it, I'm gonna take a nap though, I'm exhausted as fuck. (Rolls over on her side and falls asleep)
Orange Bikini: Alright.
(Just then, the figure appears standing in front of the two)
Orange Bikini: Uhh... Izzy?
Izzy: (Wakes up groggily) H-Huh? Mr. Beer?
Figure: You shall pay! (Grows claws and slashes Izzy and Orange Bikini all over)
Izzy and Orange Bikini: (Start screaming loudly in pain as blood splatters everywhere)
Back at Latrell, Phoenix, and Silver's apartment in the living room, with Latrell laying on the couch
Latrell: (Slowly opens his eyes and loudly yawns)
Silver: (Throws a pillow at Latrell's head) Meep.
Latrell: Nigga, the fuck do you think you're doing?
Silver: I picked you up at the bar but you were passed out drunk so I just put you on the couch when we got home.
Latrell: Then where the fuck were you? I told you to pick me up at 11.
Silver: I did pick you up at 11.
Latrell: I was up till 1 AM waiting for you.
Silver: Anywho, turn on the TV, they're doing a re-run of the Sinnoh Pokémon Anime and I wanna know when it starts.
Latrell: (Turns on the TV, which defaults to the news)
Rosemary (On the TV): In Breaking News, it seems there's a sense of bloodlust in the air, as 5 dead bodies were found last night, including Mike Donut Lord, Izzy Janusz, and- holy fuck, I know these guys!
Latrell: What the fuck?! I was with Izzy last night, they were getting some pussy!
Silver: Let's find Phoenix! (Runs out the apartment)
Latrell: Hold on! (Puts on a black tank top and runs out the apartment) You aren't driving!
With Phoenix and Ace at Ace's house being questioned by police
Police Officer: And you two are certain neither of you saw the person who killed Mike or are that person?
Phoenix: How many times do we have to say no?! Our friend is dead, and you're giving us all these questions!
Police Officer: Sorry, sorry, it's just suspicious that you showed up to the scene of a murder yesterday morning with your friends, and were a witness to another murder that same night.
Latrell: (Pulls up to the sidewalk and runs out of the car to Phoenix and Ace) Holy shit! Are you two okay?!
Silver: What happened?
Police Officer: Mike's arms were ripped off and he bled out.
Silver: Goddamn.. how did that happen?
Police Officer: We're asking Ms. Ace and Ms. Phoenix if they know.
Latrell: You think the Twilight looking motherfucker or the basic background character ass girl did this?
Ace and Phoenix: Fuck you!
Latrell: No thanks, that's freaky as shit.
Police Officer: If none of you know anything about these murders, I'll ask you to clear the premises so we can investigate.
Latrell: Got it, come on, y'all. (The four walk into the car and drive off)
With the four sitting in a park eating Five Guys on a bench
Latrell: (Eating a burger) Man, I love this restaurant.
Phoenix: The fries are good.
Ace: And they have good milkshakes
Silver: It's not bad.
(A phone rings)
Silver: That's mine. (Picks up the phone) What's up, Fiore?
Fiore (Over the Phone): Get over here now!
Silver: How am I supposed to know where you are?
Fiore: I'm at Blue's.
Silver: Alright. (Hangs up) Get in the car.
Latrell: I'm driving.
Silver: But-
Ace: No buts. Let's get in the car.
Silver: Go to hell, Side Character Number 7.
Ace: Mean.
Phoenix: Let's just get in the car, for fuck's sake.
Outside Blue and Strayer's apartment, once again surrounded by cops.
Latrell: (Walks up to the scene with Silver, Phoenix, and Ace) Hey Fiore! What's up?
Fiore: (Runs up the the group with DarkKnight behind her) Hey, there you are!
DarkKnight: What's up, guys?
Fiore: And why's Ace here and not in the background doing nothing?
Ace: Fuck you! (Pouts and eats a fry)
Phoenix: Ace and me were at her place when Mike died.
DarkKnight: Are you guys eating burgers and fries?
Silver: And milkshakes. Anyway, what's up?
Fiore: Come with us. (Walks into the apartment)
In the living room with the group
Phoenix: Oh, holy shit!
Ace: Why is it everyone we know?! (Looks away from the sight of Blue and Strayer's naked bodies cut up by what seem to be an animal's claws)
Silver: What the fuck happened?!
Latrell: I think fucking is what happened. Jesus, there's a lot of blood.
DarkKnight: Yeah, apparently they've been dead since last night.
Fiore: Crazy how they died at the same time as Mike, just a day after Zee.
Latrell: Why are people we know getting murdered?
Police Officer: (Walks up the group) If that's the case, I'm gonna assume you also know DeMarcus Johnathon Baldwin, the guy who was found dead in the bathroom of a strip club with a stripper laying naked next to-
Silver: We don't know the nigga, now stop giving us details.
Latrell: In any case, I think we should all convene at our place and figure this out. Call up the others aswell.
With Ace, Chocolate, DarkKnight, Fiore, Latrell, Lydia, Phoenix, Rosemary, Silver, and Zombie in Latrell, Phoenix, and Silver's apartment.
Ace: Is that everyone?
Zombie: Yeah, 6 of you were already here and the rest of us showed up a few minutes ago.
Lydia: Okay, before anything else...
Rosemary: We need to know...
Lydia and Rosemary: Where do you keep the fried chicken?
Latrell: We can go to Popeyes after we're done here. Zombie, you brought the stuff?
Zombie: Yeah, though I had to fight off some crackheads on the way here who thought I was carrying drugs.
Chocolate: Ignoring that...
Zombie: (Pulls out 5 pairs of brass knuckles)
Latrell: Sweet.
Silver: Lydia, you brought the bats?
Lydia: Nigga, do you know who you're talking to? (Pulls 5 metal baseball bats out of nowhere)
Phoenix: Now, why do we need these?
Latrell: We're gonna need weapons, we clearly aren't dealing with a human here.
DarkKnight: What makes you say that?
Latrell: Well, the police didn't recognize what made those marks on Zee's neck, and the security footage didn't catch anyone leaving the car.
Phoenix: And no human could rip off Mike's arms like that and get away without being seen.
Fiore: Now that you mention it, the police said they couldn't recognize what made the claw marks on Blue and Strayer's bodies.
DarkKnight: And an animal wouldn't break into their apartment, kill them, and then lock the door on their way out.
Rosemary: And no human could punch a hole through clean through Izzy's chest.
Chocolate: How do you know what happened?
Rosemary: I'm the news reporter, idiot.
Zombie: Alright, which one of us pissed off a demon?
Latrell, Lydia, and Phoenix: Probably Silver.
Silver: What did I do?!
Rosemary: Anyway, how are we supposed to find this motherfucker so we can kill it?
Ace: Let's just wait here for it to try to attack us. These are targeted attacks, no?
DarkKnight: No. If these were targeted attacks, then that guy at the strip club the cop was talking about would still be alive.
Fiore: So we just have to connect what all the dead people have in common?
Latrell: Aside from the nigga in the strip club bathroom, we're close to all of them.
Silver: Also, Strayer and Zee are practically night and day in terms of personality. We're gonna get nowhere trying that.
Latrell: If I know anything from watching a shit ton of horror movies, and Criminal Minds we should try to think about the circumstances leading to their deaths.
Silver: Well, Zee was on a date, and probably horny. I saw a glimpse of her on Zee's phone, and she's fine.
Lydia: Wait, that nigga actually managed to get a date?
Fiore: I know. We were surprised too.
Phoenix: We're getting off topic.
Ace: Yeah. Anywho, Mike was in his room and probably gonna beat it.
Silver: How do you-?
Ace: He has a schedule for it. I've walked in on it by accident a few times. He never remembered to lock his door.
Chocolate: Moving on...
Latrell: I last saw Izzy getting some pussy at the bar.
Phoenix: Blue and Strayer were probably fucking, since their bodies were found naked.
Zombie: And that guy at the strip club y'all were talking about was probably fucking that stripper with him.
Rosemary: What's the connection?
DarkKnight and Fiore: I'm stumped. (Scratch their heads in confusion)
Latrell: Yeah, I'm not sure if my idea's going anywhere either.
Silver: (Facing the door instead of the group) Seriously, what could it be?
Phoenix: We're over here.
Zombie: (Turns Silver around)
Lydia: Y'all are some dumb niggas. Clearly this thing kills people who get horny.
Everyone Else: OOHHHHH! THAT MAKES SENSE!
Lydia: (Facepalms) I'm surrounded by morons.
Latrell: At least we finally know how to drag this son of a bitch out.
Rosemary: I've heard of this!
Everyone Else: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!
Rosemary: I haven't had my coffee today.
Lydia: Anyway, what do you know about this thing?
Silver: Better question, how do you know what this thing is?
Rosemary: I read about him in a book my teacher recommended to me.
Chocolate: Alright, now what do you know about it?
Rosemary: It's name is Sixertsul. He was never able to find a lover back when he lived back in the year 400 to 432. He resorted to trying to use dark magic to find a lover, but his soul was cursed and now he lives as a demon who comes to the human realm every 88 years for a month to kill all those whose actions are driven by extreme Lust.
Ace: So Lydia was right, it's attracted to horny people.
Fiore: So the fact Latrell's alive right now is surprising.
Latrell: (Flips off Fiore)
Lydia: Alright, is there a way to beat this thing?
Rosemary: He's been defeated before, but I guess he's recovered since then and he's back now.
Zombie: And how was he beat before?
Rosemary: We just beat the shit out of him till he disintegrates.
Latrell and Phoenix: Yes! (Fist bump each other)
Chocolate: (Cracks his neck) Alright, let's get to work.
(Everyone looks at Chocolate with a disturbed or weird look, and Chocolate looks back at them confused for 15 seconds until it hits him)
Chocolate: Oh! No, gross! I was saying let's get to work on making a plan to drag it out! Did y'all really?- Ew!
Latrell: Irregardless, two of us are gonna have to fuck or get horny to drag this thing out.
DarkKnight: I vote for Latrell to be the bait!
Fiore: I second that!
Rosemary: I third that!
Latrell: Fuck no. I'm black. If I'm the bait, my death is guaranteed. We need to use white people as bait, they'll most likely survive.
(Everyone stares at Phoenix and Zombie)
Phoenix and Zombie: Are you serious?
Latrell: Unless you're willing to wait for me to get a drunk chick from a bar, this is our best option.
About 10 minutes later, with Zombie and Phoenix in the latter's room in the apartment
Phoenix: So...
Zombie: Yep...
Phoenix: This is kinda weird since we know there's 8 people outside the room.
With everyone else outside the room
Chocolate: This is taking too long.
Fiore: You said it. (Yawns)
Rosemary: (Pulls out his phone and starts playing 'Love to Love You Baby' by Donna Summer at full blast)
Silver: What are you-
Rosemary: This song is scientifically proven to make people horny.
Latrell: How do you-
Rosemary: Don't question it.
In Phoenix's room with her and Zombie
Phoenix: What is this song?
Zombie: I don't know, but I like it.
(The song plays for about 20 seconds more, with nothing happening, and then...)
Sixertsul: (Appears in front of Phoenix and Zombie and grows tentacles out his back)
Zombie: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING YET!
Sixertsul: (Screeches) Lust! (Grabs Zombie by his limbs and neck and starts to lift him up and choke him)
Silver: (Bursts into the room and whacks Sixertsul over his head with a baseball bat)
Sixertsul: (Screeches as he falls to the ground and drops Zombie)
Zombie: Thanks man.
Silver: No prob.
Phoenix: Let's kill this motherfucker. (Picks up two baseball bats hidden under the bed and hands one to Zombie)
Zombie: Bet! Only Phoenix gets to choke me!
Ace, Chocolate, DarkKnight, Fiore, Latrell, Lydia, and Rosemary: (All 7 of them rush into the room, with Fiore and Lydia having baseball bats, and Ace, Chocolate, DarkKnight, Latrell, and Rosemary having brass knuckles)
Sixertsul: (Grows tentacles with claws and starts to attack the group)
Ace, Chocolate, DarkKnight, Fiore, Latrell, Lydia, Phoenix, Rosemary, Silver, and Zombie: (All dodge the tentacles and rush at Sixertsul)
Rosemary: Die! (Punches Sixertsul in the face multiple times)
Lydia: Fuck you, incel! (Hits Sixertsul with a baseball bat on his ribs)
Latrell: Go to hell! (Punches Sixertsul in his gut)
Sixertsul: (Screeches in pain from the attacks)
Silver and Phoenix: (Both hit Sixertsul in his legs, causing him to fall)
Sixertsul: (Screeches as he falls to the ground)
Zombie: He's down! Rush him!
(The entire group all start to relentlessly beat Sixertsul)
3 minutes later, still in the room with the group jumping Sixertsul
Latrell: Jesus Fucking Christ, when will this nigga die? (Still punching the shit out of Sixertsul)
Rosemary: (Doing the same as Latrell) We better order the entire Popeyes Menu after this.
Chocolate: And let's get McDonalds too.
Sixertsul: All your souls will be mine! (Roars loudly, forcing the entire group to back up from Sixertsul)
Lydia: Fuck!
Ace: Let's keep going! (Rushes at Sixertsul)
Sixertsul: You insolent slut! (Makes a tentacle with a blade at the end of it and swings at Ace across her face)
Ace: (Coughs up blood and falls to the ground, going pale)
Phoenix: Ace! No! (Tears up a bit)
Latrell: Let's kill this motherfucker! (Rushes in with the group and starts to jump Sixertsul again)
Zombie: Whack-a-mole! (Starts whacking Sixertsul over the head multiple times)
Rosemary: (Punches Sixertsul in his stomach back-to-back till he coughs up purple blood)
Lydia: (Kicks Sixertsul in the nuts, causing him to fall on his knees, then Lydia starts to bash his face in with her baseball bat multiple times)
DarkKnight: (Punches Sixertsul in the face multiple times, then walks around to his back and holds his head up)
Fiore: (Uses her baseball bat and starts bashing his face and torso)
Sixertsul: (Screeches as he grows tentacles and knocks everyone away)
Fiore: (Gets slammed into the wall and hits the ground in pain) Ugh! Son of a-
Sixertsul: Burn in hell! (Grows a tentacle with a claw at the end of it and attempts to slash Fiore)
Latrell: No!
Silver: Dammit!
DarkKnight: (Rushes in front of Fiore and shields her from the slash, taking the hit, coughing up blood and falling to tbe ground)
Fiore: No! DarkKnight! (Starts to break down and cry as she shakes DarkKnight's limp body)
Zombie: You bastard! (Quickly rushes at Sixertsul and starts relentlessly bashing him with a baseball bat, knocking him to the ground)
Silver: You're the only one who's gonna burn in hell! (Joins in with Zombie and starts relentlessly hitting Sixertsul with his bat)
Latrell: Don't let him get up! (Starts repeatedly stomping on Sixertsul's face)
Lydia: We're boutta take turns beating the shit out his nigga like it's a blunt rotation. (Hits Sixertsul in the ribs multiple times)
Rosemary: (Gets on top of Sixertsul and repeatedly punches him in the face multiple times)
Fiore and Phoenix: (Stand on opposite sides of Sixertsul and take turns hitting him in the face with their baseball bats)
Phoenix: This is for Ace!
Fiore: And this is for DarkKnight!
Chocolate: My turn! HOYA! (Jumps on Sixertsul like a trampoline, then starts stomping him in the chest)
Sixertsul: (Grows three tentacles out his mouth, and he grabs Chocolate by his neck and arms)
Rosemary: Son of a bitch! (Runs at Sixertsul)
Sixertsul: (Makes a tentacle with a blade at the end of it out of his leg and uses it to stab Rosemary in the gut)
Rosemary: (Coughs up blood and falls to his knees as Sixertsul pulls the blade out of Rosemary's stomach)
Chocolate: Rosie! Fuck you!
Sixertsul: You're next, Blondie! (Grows another tentacle and uses it alongside the one around Chocolate's neck to rip Chocolate's head from off his body)
Rosemary: Dammit... we're all dying.
Lydia: I've had enough of this dumb shit. (Starts relentlessly punching the shit out of Sixertsul)
Sixertsul: (Grunts as he makes a tentacle with a blade at the end of it from his stomach and uses it to cut Lydia across her stomach)
Lydia: (Coughs up blood as she falls to the ground) Yep, this is on y'all now.
Fiore: (Kicks Sixertsul in the nuts and then starts hitting him in the torso with her baseball bat)
Zombie: (Starts repeatedly punching Sixertsul in the face)
Sixertsul: (Makes two tentacles and knocks Zombie and Fiore to the ground)
Phoenix: (Attempts to swing at Sixertsul with her bat)
Sixertsul: (Uses his tentacles to grab Phoenix, grows more tentacles, and forces them into Phoenix's mouth)
Fiore and Zombie: No! (Both try to rush at Sixertsul, but are forced down to the ground by new tentacles)
Silver: Go to hell, jackass! (Tries to rush at Sixertsul)
Sixertsul: I'll see you there! (Grows a new tentacle with a blade at the end of it, and uses it to slash Silver across the right half of his chest to the left side of his stomach
Silver: (Falls to the ground, coughs up blood, and writhes in pain)
Phoenix (Mumbled) No! Silver!
Latrell: Get your weird ass off of her, incel! (Attempts to swing at Sixertsul)
Sixertsul: (Uses his tentacle blade to cut Latrell's arm off from just under his elbow)
Latrell: (Screams in pain, falls to his knees, and attempts to stop the bleeding)
Phoenix (Mumbled): Latrell! Are you okay?! (Tries to squirm her way out of his grip)
Sixertsul: (Manically laughs as he makes more tentacles to grab Phoenix's limbs)
Phoenix: (Tears up as she starts to choke)
Sixertsul: You're all going to die!
Rosemary: (Splashes a canister of water on Sixertsul's face, causing him to drop Phoenix and fall to the ground in pain)
Phoenix: (Starts hyperventilating as she tries to catch her breath again)
Fiore: What did you do?
Rosemary: I splashed Holy Water on him. I always keep a canister on me, I guess it came in handy.
Zombie: No kidding.
Rosemary: If any of y'all can still stand, grab a bat and beat him senseless!
30 minutes later, with everyone alive aside from Latrell, Lydia, and Silver relentlessly beating Sixertsul, who was now reduced to just his head, with the rest of his body turned to dust
Sixertsul: (Coughs up blood) No! No, not again! I can't believe I'm going to die again!
Fiore: Better believe it, bitch! (Delivers a swing at Sixertsul's head, destroying it and causing him to fade away)
Sixertsul: No! I'll be back one day! Just you wait! I'm going to- (His sentence gets cut off, as he fades into nothingness)
Fiore, Phoenix, Rosemary, and Zombie: (All sigh of relief and fall to the ground out of exhaustion)
Zombie: Yes! We did it!
Phoenix: Yeah! You still alive, Silver?
Silver: Of course, dying is overrated.
Fiore: Latrell? You good?
Latrell: Just barely. I need to get my arm reattached soon.
Rosemary: Lydia? You alive?
Lydia: Hell yes. That nigga couldn't kill me.
Phoenix: I'm just glad this is all over.
Zombie: Now me and Phoenix can be as horny as we want.
Silver: I'm gonna kill you after I wash myself off of all this blood.
Latrell and Fiore: (Laugh loudly)
About 2 hours later with the group in a hospital, with Latrell, Silver, and Lydia all in hospital beds.
Rosemary: So y'all are gonna be okay?
Silver: Yeah, they stitched me and Lydia up just fine.
Fiore: What about you, Latrell?
Latrell: Doctors are gonna start work to fix my arm soon, apparently I'll be just fine.
Lydia: So it can be reattached? Cool.
Phoenix: (Coughs into her hand)
Zombie: You good, Phoenix?
Phoenix: Yeah, probably just injured from all that happened.
Zombie: Gotcha.
Phoenix: (Looks at her hand and sees that the blood she coughed out was purple) What..?
~ THE END ~
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