Author's Note
Here it is, Chapter 2 of my reimagining of the Total Drama Reboot.
I don't really have much to say for this one, so please enjoy!
-MisterStevenson
Reviews
ToxiVillain- Stuff will get pretty different the further the story goes, so it could happen.
tranquoc2004vn- Well this story will have some pretty unexpected twists, I wanted the first elimination to really shock people...and it seems I succeeded.
xx15- I'm glad that you think it's a good start, hopefully you find the rest good as well.
Anitria Francis- Here you go.
It opened on a shot of the 1,000 foot cliff.
(Narrated by Chris McLean)
Last time on Total Drama Island! I welcomed the new victims- I mean contestants, to the island. And then split them into two teams, the Ferocious Trout and the Frogs of Death…but a certain Hockey-Duo didn't seem to get the message early on.
The first challenge was a blindfolded obstacle course, in which two players were blindfolded and forced to rely on the directions of two teammates. All for the simple task of bringing back half a dozen buckets of chum for potential consumption.
The Ferocious Trout seemed to have the challenge wrapped in a bow, until Caleb and Julia refused to eat the chum, losing it for them and their teammates.
At the marshmallow ceremony, due to some scheming from Bowie, Julia was the first camper to get flown off the island. If Julia had plot armor, looks like she forgot to activate it…just a little joke.
Who will be heading home today? Someone who's follower base isn't mostly bots and burner accounts, that's for sure. So find out who that hideous creature is here, on Total…Drama…Island!
(Cut to Opening and Back)
It faded into a shot of Emma and Nichelle eating in the Mess Hall. "I can't believe Julia was voted off. With how I froze up, I genuinely thought I was gone!" Emma said in between bites of oatmeal(?).
"Mhm, not that I ain't complaining or nothin'. I sucked a lemon yesterday, and I feel good today." Nichelle was WAY more confident than Emma. "You can thank us for that, girls." Bowie and Caleb sat down at the table.
"If it ain't Bowie and…the hunk." Nichelle eyed Caleb. "I convinced everyone yesterday to vote for Julia, not just you both." Bowie explained.
(Confessional)
Bowie- "That's a lie, MK voted for Nichelle on account of her crummy performance, I couldn't get through to Wayne and Raj, and Julia…take a guess."
(Confessional End)
"So you did that…for us?" Emma asked. "Nah, but let's say we did and you each owe us one." Caleb responded. "I'm good with that." Nichelle was still admiring Caleb. "So enough about us, let's talk about you. Emma, you got pretty worked up over Chase yesterday…what was that about?" Bowie asked.
"Ugh, I seriously don't want to talk about it. But let's just say that if I win, i'm donating a fourth of the money to an animal hospital." Emma hid her face in her hands. "Whoa hold up, I thought you said half the money?" Nichelle raised an eyebrow.
"I thought you said half the money." Emma mocked Nichelle. "That's what you sound like, you know that?" Emma huffed. "Girl, you trippin' hard!" Nichelle got up and left the table. "And since-" "And since you're hurting so much, how about I help you get some payback in today's challenge?" Caleb interrupted Bowie, shoving him to the side.
"*gasp* Caleb, you R-R-R-R-ROCK!" Emma happily exclaimed. Meanwhile Bowie was giving a death glare at Caleb.
(Confessional)
Caleb- "Getting a leg up on Bowie is important, and if that means pretending to be friends with a girl with relationship issues…i'm all for it."
Bowie- "...Seriously regretting my choice not booting Caleb right now…"
(Confessional End)
It cut over to Ripper and Chase walking through a field. "And that's when I literally slapped the flowers out of her hand! She ended up bolting away, and everyone in the hallway gave me looks of sheer respect." Ripper recounted something of questionable authenticity.
"Dude, you handled that like a CHAMP! That's exactly how i'd reject a girl in a wheelchair." Chase agreed. "Just gotta show my colleagues that i'm a true…Sigma Male." Ripper praised himself.
Suddenly, Millie came into view, writing in her notebook. And then Ripper blocked her way. "Hey! Whatcha writin' nerd? Words!?" Ripper teased. "Out of the way, Ripper. I don't have-" But Millie was interrupted when Ripper tried grabbing her notebook.
"Lemme see it!" "No!" "I'm gonna get it!" "Ripper if you take my book…i'll hit you!" Ripper and Millie fought over the notebook. Ripper finally ripped the notebook out of Millie's hands and began flipping through it.
"Yes! I got the book, because i'm the Alpha, and you're the Nerd!" Ripper laughed…until Millie angrily punched him in the throat. "*gasp* Ughhhh…*heave* Urghhh…" Ripper was on his knees gasping for breath.
"I said I was going to hit you." Millie grabbed her notebook and walked away. It then slowly panned over to Chase. "So…i'll just wait for ya back at the cabin." Chase shuffled offscreen.
(Confessional)
Ripper- "It's important to put nerds in their place, on account of their place in the world. I mean, name ONE important nerd…Millie's lucky I wasn't prepared."
Millie- "Did I just…win a fight? I'm still putting everything Ripper said and did in my book, but…go me!"
(Confessional End)
It cut over to the Ferocious Trout's cabin, where Damien was sitting on the front steps, and Zee was exiting the Guy's side. "*yawn* Man, me gots the munchies." Zee said. And then Axel walked onscreen, wearing camo facepaint and holding two skewers of meat.
"I caught breakfast. Dig in, chicos." Axel held out the skewers. "Time out, did you say you CAUGHT breakfast?" Damien asked. It cut to a group of squirrels, peacefully existing in general.
And then Axel jumped out of a bush with a horrifying look on her face. "Venid aqui, bolsas de carne!" Axel screamed like a madwoman. Axel then lit a fire, and roasted several skewers of RAW meat.
And then it cut back to the present, where Axel was holding the cooked skewers. "Yeah, I caught it!" Axel reiterated, holding the skewer closer to Damien. A small piece of meat fell of said skewer, landing at the base of the cabin's steps.
And that meat was promptly snatched by Scary Girl, also making a quiet "Yoink!" sound. "Axel, t-this can not be sanitary!" Damien exclaimed. "Sanitation is a civilized concept, in the wild all those things you call laws go straight out the window!" Axel exclaimed back.
"Come on bro, it looks kinda good." Zee stepped forward. "Thank you…now eat!" Axel held the skewer even closer. Zee merely shrugged and grabbed a piece of meat, took a bite, and chewed.
"...Nutty, but it doesn't beat that chum stuff." Zee judged the taste. "Uhh…I think i'm just gonna…you know…" Damien stepped to the right, before breaking into a full on sprint. "Fine, go hungry then! A strong team is a winning team, and I don't see any strength in YOUR direction!" Axel shouted at Damien.
"*ahem*" Scary Girl cleared her throat, also reaching her hands out from beneath the cabin steps. "*groan* Fine, here you go." Axel tossed a meat skewer onto the ground, which was immediately snatched by Scary Girl.
(Confessional)
Axel- "Now I wish Chris let us keep those hockey guys, at least they're tough."
(Confessional End)
"Hey campers!" Chris' voice called over the intercom. "It's challenge time, meet on the beach in ten minutes! McLean over and out." Chris announced. It cut to multiple campers getting up from what they were doing, but briefly lingering on Zee and Scary Girl.
"Hey, you got a little something on your…" Zee motioned to his face. Scary Girl wiped her face, which ended up making it worse. "...Yeah, you got it." Zee finally nodded.
(Confessional)
MK- [Tampering with the camera] "Let's see here…almost got it to…" [Rips a USB port out of the camera.] "Got it! Now I can use this nifty little phone I swiped from Julia, and watch everyone's confessionals…don't worry, i'll fast forward through all the disgusting bits, i'm not a sicko."
(Confessional End)
It proceeded to cut to a shot of a pirate ship. "Ahoy! Ye scurvy teenage biscuit eaters!" Chris said in a pirate voice. It cut to both teams arriving at a blue and grey carpet respectively, and revealing Chris wearing a full pirate outfit.
"In today's challenge, you're gonna have to take the other team down! Down to the seabed of ol' Davy Jones' Locker!" Chris still spoke in a pirate voice. "Ugh, speak English!" MK exclaimed.
"*sigh* Today you'll be competing on these two model pirate ships. Each ship is equipped with two functioning cannons, once they're loaded you just pull the rope to fire. And the first team to sink the opposing team's ship will win immunity!" Chris explained.
"We get to be…PIRATES!?" Wayne eagerly asked. "Like with hats and eyepatches!?" Raj added. "Something like that. And since our legal team thought that teens shooting twenty pound balls of iron at each other was "too dangerous", so instead the below deck area is filled with balls of cabbage." Chris explained.
"Just as deadly, but rich in Vitamin K. Good for protecting against blood clotting." Chris gave a fun fact. "Ooh…blood clots." Scary Girl tilted her head. "Once aboard the ships, teams will need to decide who their Captain is. And the Captain gets to decide who brings up the cabbages from below deck, and who works the cannons." Chris explained.
"Any player that falls in the water a total of three times, will be forced to exit the challenge and swim to shore. Alongside the first team to sink the enemy ship, if all a team's players are eliminated, then the opposing team will win immunity!" Chris announced.
"The winning team will be treated to a pirate movie marathon at the Camp Amphitheatre tonight. The losing team will not just vote someone off, but will also be treated to a dinner of boiled cabbage, and nothing else!" Chris once again announced.
(Confessional)
Emma- "Boiled cabbage!? I can't even stomach normal cabbage, we NEED this win!"
(Confessional End)
It cut back to Chris and the campers. "The battle begins when I fire this blunderbuss!" Chris held a huge blunderbuss one-handed in the air, on account of wearing a hook hand. "Chef will now take you to your respective ship." Chris motioned to his left, where Chef (who was also dressed as a pirate) pulled up in a speedboat.
"Gah! Ouch! Get it off!" Chef was getting attacked by a parrot. "Chris, I changed my mind. I'll take the eyepatch and hook hand, you can have the bird!" Chef exclaimed. "Eh…you picked the bird, and I don't do takebacks." Chris said.
"Aw come on! How was I supposed to know the bird wasn't trained!" Chef cried out before his neck got bit again. "Now without any further delays, let's get this challenge in motion!" Chris fired the blunderbuss, the recoil causing the gun to eject itself from Chris' hand.
"...Begin." Chris called out. It first proceeded to cut to the Frogs of Death's ship. "Okay team, since i'm the Captain of my hockey team back home, it makes good sense I be Captain of this boat, eh." Wayne explained while wearing a pirate hat.
"Not to be the crusher of dreams, but hockey and sailing aren't exactly the same-" "GO SNOW OWLS!" MK was interrupted by Raj's team chant. "Hoot hoot!/Hoot hoot!" Wayne and Raj cheered.
"Caleb and Rajie will grab the fruit for the cannons, Bowie and Emma will work cannon number one, while Nichelle and…Short Stuff work the second!" Wayne assigned everyone. "Uhh, not to question your leadership…but shouldn't someone as strong as me be working the cannons?" Caleb asked, subtly glancing at Emma.
"No way, dude. We need you to bring up as much ammo as possible, it's basic…math stuff!" Wayne explained. "...Yes, Captain Wayne." Caleb obliged as Bowie smirked at Caleb.
(Confessional)
Caleb- "Fine…I can deal with this."
MK- "And Wayne just gave me a nickname, how lucky…"
Wayne- [Thinking hard] "Short Stuff…Short Stuff…yeah that sounds right!"
Bowie- "Cabbages aren't fruits, that's all I have to say."
(Confessional End)
It then cut over to the Ferocious Trout's ship, where Axel and Ripper were fighting over the Captain's hat. "I'm Captain!" "No, i'm the most qualified to be Captain!" "Says who!?" "Says me!" Axel and Ripper kept fighting until they ripped the hat in half.
They angrily put each half on their respective head, causing Zee to approach. "Whoa…two Captains? We've definitely got this in the bag." He said with a chill tone. "No, we can only have one Captain! Two will mess up coordination!" Axel crossed her arms.
"Tell you what, WOMAN! Since i'm a nice guy, i'll let you play your game…who wants to be part of Team Ripper!" Ripper called out. Getting a raised hand from Chase, and no change in reaction from Zee or Scary Girl, so Ripper assumed those were yeses.
"And who wants to be on team "Nerd-Kitchen-Uncultured-Beta-Woman"?" Ripper asked, and literally everyone else raised their hands.
(Confessional)
Damien- "Axel may be a crazy survivalist, but i'd rather go with her than "Mr. Fanum Tax" any day of the year."
Axel- "I…am going to beat the absolute HELL out of Ripper after today's challenge."
Scary Girl- "You know, we could all be Gods of our own world if we really think about it…"
(Confessional End)
"Fine, this half of the ship is ours. And that side is yours, any questions?" Ripper asked with his hands on his hips. "*growls* Fine…" Axel grit her teeth. "Now let's win us a movie night!" Ripper pumped a fist.
"Yeah!" Chase joined in. "Sweet, movie nights are rad…" Zee also joined in. "Heeheehee!" Scary Girl was giggling while rolling around on the floor.
It cut back to Chris and Chef back on the shore. "Shh…I think it's finally asleep." Chef whispered, referring to the bird on his shoulder. "Aww, I think you're right…" Chris then pulled out a megaphone.
"LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!" Chris exclaimed, also firing the blunderbuss, which ejected itself into the ground due to the recoil. The parrot woke up and began attacking Chef again, causing him to run around screaming.
"Battle Stations!/Battle Stations!/Battle Stations!" Wayne, Axel, and Ripper all ordered. Caleb and Raj were bringing heads of cabbage from below deck, and Damien, Millie, and Zee were for the other team.
Both teams loaded their cannons, and fired. "Fire!" Wayne commanded. "Fire!/Shoot the nerds!" Axel and Ripper also ordered. Several cabbages missed the Ferocious Trout's ship, but a couple breached the hull.
"Direct hit!" Raj exclaimed. "First on the score-" But at that moment a few cabbages went through the Frogs of Death's hull, interrupting Wayne. It panned over to MK and Nichelle first. "Nichelle, we need to load this thing fast." "Girl are you crazy? I JUST painted these nails, want me to ruin 'em!?" Nichelle exclaimed.
"*Gasp* Oh good golly gosh, Nichelle. I had no idea you got all dolled up today, i'll just do all this HARD LABOR by my lonesome…" MK said with too much drama and snark . "*scoffs* Whatever, shortie." Nichelle crossed her arms.
"...Haha, real original." MK huffed. And then it panned over to Emma and Bowie, one looking more frustrated than the other. "Hit him…I gotta hit him!" Emma was trying to aim the cannon towards a certain livestreamer.
"Whoa, take some breaths. What's the deal…it's Chase, isn't it?" Bowie inquired. "...Yeah, I just can't get him out of my head." Emma slowly nodded. "Tell you what, since Caleb's occupied, how about I help you get revenge on Chase? No strings attached, just a friend helping out a friend." Bowie asked in a polite tone.
"A friend…? Bowie, i'd LOVE that!" Emma jumped and clapped several times. "Then let's get started, shall we?" Bowie grinned with accomplishment. It finally cut below deck to Caleb and Raj, gathering more cabbage.
"Come on dude, pick up the pace! We gotta get these leafy balls back to the cannons." Raj said. "I know I know, just…feeling for the best heads, you know?" Caleb made up an excuse.
(Confessional)
Caleb- "If we lose i'm gonna use the charm to convince my team to vote off Bowie. There can only be one backstabber in this game."
MK- [Looking at a phone] "Wow, there's already some drama going on…as long as it's taking attention away from me."
(Confessional End)
It then cut over to the Ferocious Trout's boat, where things were less organized. Millie and Damien were bringing cabbages from the basement, and handing them to Priya and Millie, to which they fired at the other team.
Meanwhile Zee slowly brought a single cabbage to a cannon operated by Scary Girl. "Here ya go, complete her journey as a ball of nutrition." Zee handed the cabbage to Scary Girl…who proceeded to take a big bite out of it.
"What the- NO!" Ripper yelled. "And where the hell did Chase go!?" Ripper looked around and saw Chase posing by one of the drone cameras. "Yo yo yo, it's ya boy Chase!" He introduced himself for the people at home.
Suddenly Ripper got hit in the face with a cabbage, which knocked him overboard. "Gah!" Ripper fell into the lake.
Nobody batted an eye to this, not even Chase, who was still busy doing his intro. "Now what exactly is Total Drama you may be asking yourselves?" Chase was about to commentate, before he got hit in the side with a cabbage and also sent overboard.
It briefly cut back to Emma and Bowie high-fiving, before cutting back to the Ferocious Trout. "Alright, that's it!" Axel exclaimed before pointing at Zee and Scary Girl. "You two, get over here now!" Axel screamed.
"Aye-aye Captain." Zee shrugged and took a sip of soda. "Okay…" Scary Girl stared into Axel's soul. And then Ripper and Chase climbed back aboard, soaking wet. "A small setback, but we can work through this." Chase groaned.
"Hey, Tweedle-Dumb, Tweedle-Dumber, your crew just turn coated. Not so much of a Captain now!" Axel rubbed it in Ripper's face. "Whatever, i'll still totally rock this!" Ripper exclaimed. Suddenly several more cabbages were launched at the Trout's ship, moreso at Chase.
"GAH!" Chase ducked, jumped, and sidestepped out of the way of each cabbage. "And besides, the other team's aim is WEAK! It's like they're trying to miss the ship." Chase said as it cut back to the Frogs of Death, Emma and Bowie having fired another barrage.
"Excuse me, you're supposed to be aiming lower. You know…where the big wooden boat is!?" MK exclaimed. "Yeah, you gotta actually hit the ship if you wanna sink it, like this!" Nichelle pulled the string on her and MK's cannon, which launched a cabbage.
The cabbage punctured the Ferocious Trout's hull, also hitting Damien in the stomach while he was grabbing more cabbages. "*heaves* Oh God…this game…I hate it…" Damien gasped for air as he slowly fell.
It cut back to the Frogs of Death, dodging cannonballs. "Got it, i'll try!" Emma gave a thumbs up to MK and Nichelle. "You got it girl, let's drown these fish!" Nichelle exclaimed. "Drowning fish, that's a great metaphor to use…" MK rolled her eyes.
"Do you want to aim for the ship now, or keep attacking Chase?" Bowie whispered. "Chase…always Chase!" Emma whispered back. "Oh, I like your style." Bowie said as the two kept firing.
Another flurry of cabbages blasted through the Frogs of Death's hull, and one blasting MK in the stomach. The small girl hurled right overboard. "Woman overboard!" Wayne yelled. In order to counter this, the Frogs of Death sent a volley of cabbages of their own at the Trout, one of which knocked Priya into the ocean.
(Confessional)
Priya- "...Mom, Dad, I know we covered this exact scenario when I was six…but you used watermelons! I think cabbages are lighter."
(Confessional End)
MK and Priya climbed back aboard their team's respective ships safely, causing it to briefly cut over to Chris. "How come no one's run into the sharks yet? Not one scream, beg, or even a tear." Chris shook his head in disappointment.
"*squawk* Release the sharks! Release the sharks!" The parrot on Chef's shoulder said. "I think you just jogged my memory, little guy. Which is tragic, because I wrote a little reminder on my hand and everything…why do I always forget to release the sharks!?" Chris huffed before pressing a button on a remote.
It briefly cut to a shot of a cage opening and two sharks being released, before cutting back to the Frogs of Death. "Incoming! Everyone brace for impact!" Wayne ordered, also holding a telescope the wrong way.
Two cabbages flew towards the ship, and collided with the hull. "Direct hits! Someone…uh…do an inspection thingy on the damages!" Wayne exclaimed. "Attention Pirates!" Chris said over a megaphone.
"There are now sharks in the water!" Chris announced. "WHY!?" Damien shouted. "Because I put them there!" Chris answered. It briefly cut to a shot of the Frogs of Death firing another cabbage, before cutting to Damien loading a cabbage at one of the Trout's cannons.
"I can't believe he just said that there are-" But Damien's face was hit with a cabbage, sending him overboard. He submerged, gasping for breath…until he saw a shark fin swim past. "AGGHHHH!" Damien screamed, then sighed in relief when the fin was out of sight.
"AGGHHHH!" Damien repeated it again, "AGGHHHH!" Damien screamed a third time, the shark coming out of the water this time. The screen then proceeded to comedically pause as the shark was going in for the kill.
"Oh-ho, I wonder how good ol' Damien will get out of this one." Chris narrated. "Find out when we return after these messages." Chris said as the screen faded to black.
(Cut to Commercial)
It opened on the same paused screen from before the break. "So, how will we avoid a show-ending lawsuit? Let's find out!" Chris narrated as the screen unpaused. The shark lunged forward but was hit in the head with a cabbage, courtesy of Scary Girl.
"*gasping* Yeah Scary Girl! Thank you thank you thank you!" Damien thanked Scary Girl with his life. "That was a Great White, they aren't even supposed to be in fresh water!" Damien exclaimed. "It compromises the buoyancy in the livers which causes them to-" "They look pretty floaty to me!" Scary Girl pointed at something.
Damien looked down to see that he was standing on a shark's nose…high above the water, as if he were a performer at Sea World. The shark opened its mouth, and Damien's legs moved so fast on their own he ran above the water and back to shore.
"No no no! I ain't goin' back out there!" Damien scooched further and further back until he bumped into Chris. "Um, you know that when you came to shore you eliminated yourself from the challenge…right?" Chris asked.
"I don't care, i'm sure my team will be fine!" Damien said.
(Confessional)
Scary Girl- "I could have let the shark eat Damien, and his screams would sound like a concerto to terrified people everywhere…but real blood makes me queasy, so I decided to save him."
(Confessional End)
It cut back to Emma and Bowie loading their cannon. "Three cabbages loaded!" Bowie shouted. "Fire!" Emma yelled as she pulled the cannon's string. It briefly panned over to Chase, where one cabbage hit him in the stomach, one missed him, and the other hit him straight in the groin.
"Ahh…ohh…" Chase rolled over in pain. It cut back to Emma and Bowie, who were high-fiving. "Hey, we're supposed to be sinking the ship! Why're you aiming at people!?" Nichelle asked.
And then Wayne slid into frame. "Emma, Bowie, way to use your head brains!" Wayne congratulated the duo, suddenly getting hit in the face with a cabbage and shrugging it off. "Great game plan, eh!" Wayne shot them a thumbs up.
"And how is it a great game plan? To me it seems like they're just wasting ammo." MK stated. "Because if we take out their offense then they'll have to play the rest of the game short-handed, then we'll have 'em trapped in their own end!" Wayne explained with vigor.
"*gasp* So we can keep scoring pucks into their net until the final horn!" Raj excitedly added. "Ugh, I can't deal with this hockey speak. Speak English!" MK exclaimed. "If we take out enough of their players, they won't be able to fight back. Then we can just blast their ship until it sinks." Raj spoke for Wayne.
"Oh…I like that." Bowie nodded. "I don't watch a lot of hockey, and I must say i'm impressed." Caleb also agreed. "But if you didn't remember the rules, Chris said each person has three lives." Nichelle reminded everyone.
"Easy, we just focus on one person until they're outta the game." Wayne explained. "...Alright, I can dig it." Nichelle shrugged. "ATTACK!" Wayne shouted as both cannons fired. It briefly cut over to the Trout's side.
"Chase, load up the cannon-" Ripper said before getting smacked in the face with a cabbage. "Agh!" Ripper cried before flying overboard. And then it panned over to Millie, who was carrying a bunch of cabbages.
"I've got more cabbages!" Millie exclaimed before also getting hit by a flying cabbage. "Whoa!" Millie also went overboard. "Grab the cabbages!" Chase shouted, leaping onto a cabbage alongside Scary Girl and Priya.
"Alright, work double time and get those cabbages load-" But Axel was cut off as she got hit in the back with a cabbage. "Oof!" Axel faceplanted into the water below. At that point, Ripper had climbed back up.
"See? She can get just as distracted as anyone else. So my logic wasn't as dumb as-" But another cabbage knocked Ripper overboard, both silencing his "argument" and eliminating him from the challenge.
It then panned over to Chris and Chef sitting on the shoreline. "It seems that the Frogs of Death are going for the opposing team's players instead of their ship." Chris observed. "Hey! Your team is being outsmarted by a dumb Hockey-Jock!" Chris exclaimed through a megaphone.
"Hey! Wait…hey! Wait…hey!" Wayne did a triple take from Chris' comment. After everyone from the Ferocious Trout climbed back onto the ship, Axel looked furious. "So, that's the way you wanna play it, huh Jockey?" Axel grit her teeth.
"Attack!/Attack!" Axel and Wayne both ordered. A cabbage flew past Raj's head as he was bringing more ammo. "Whoa! I think the other team's getting wise, eh." Raj observed. And while loading a cannon on the opposite side, Chase noticed Scary Girl do a perfect backflip in order to dodge a cabbage.
"Whoa, cool backflip!" Chase exclaimed…before getting hit with a cabbage. "Agh! Woah!" Chase cried as he fell off the side of the ship. "Woohoo!" Emma cried out in happiness. "Yes yes I got him I got him!" Emma began doing a weird victory dance.
"*ahem*" Bowie cleared his throat. "I mean- one of them. Chase was it? I-I don't know who that guy is, he's probably a jerk though." Emma fumbled through her words. "Wow…real smooth recovery." MK sarcastically said.
"Geez, that was like watching a flaming train wreck." Nichelle whispered. "Cool victory dance, real unique, brah." Wayne gave a thumbs up. "Uh…thanks." Emma responded as if that's the only thing she heard.
Just then, Raj and Caleb ran onscreen. "Hey guys, we scored more leafy balls from the-" But a cabbage flew in from the other side of the screen and knocked Raj off the ship. "Ahh!" Raj screamed as he hit the water.
"Rajie no!" Wayne exclaimed in terror. And in this moment of distraction, Nichelle was hit in the back with a cabbage, also sending her into the water below. "*growls* That's it! We gotta take the training gloves off, and end this with one last play!" Wayne got all fired up.
Meanwhile on the other side, it seemed Axel was thinking the exact same thing. "Those debilings are getting overconfident, we need to finish this in one big finish!" Axel exclaimed.
"And what would this "play" be?" "What do you suggest?" MK and Priya asked simultaneously. "We ram their ship!/We ram their ship!" Wayne and Axel both shouted, getting panicked reactions from their teams.
"Uh, not question your survival training…but are you completely insane!?" Millie asked. "Ohh…if we ram their ship and we both sink, then it counts as a tie…then tiebreaker! And the Captain can't possibly lose one of those." Scary Girl thought out loud.
"Um…yes, that's exactly the reasoning I was going for." Axel said, that was not at all the reasoning she was going for, and then Zee began steering the ship towards the enemy team. As for the Frogs of Death…
"This is for all the butter!" Wayne gave a…battle cry(?) as he steered the ship towards the opposing team. "AGGHHHH!" "NOOOOO!" Bowie and Emma were screaming. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name…" Nichelle was praying.
Caleb was holding MK as if she were a stuffed animal. "*gasping* Can't…breathe!" MK gasped for air. And Raj was…alongside Wayne, giving a hockey chant. "Dude, they're coming right for us. Come on bro, we can't let this game end as an egg!" Raj exclaimed.
It briefly cut back to Chris and Chef on the beach. "Okay, this is a turn of events I never saw happening." Chris commented. "We have med teams on standby, right?" Chef asked. "Eh…probably." Chris shrugged.
It cut to a side-by-side shot of both ships, getting closer and closer, until…BOOM! They collided, and they both started sinking. "Uh oh, the boat is sinking, now what!?" Millie asked. "Now…we take the fight to them!" Axel went over and ripped several pieces of the observation deck off, handing Priya, Millie, Chase, Zee, and Scary Girl wooden poles.
"Oh no, they're about to invade!" Raj exclaimed. "Everyone, grab something and defend the ship!" Wayne ordered, almost coming out of a trance.
(Confessional)
Wayne- "When I start gettin' under pressure in a real competitive environment, I just go into a trance. The doctor calls it…"Hockey-itis" and it makes me do some gung-ho stuff…that's why I usually stick to the ice."
(Confessional End)
It cut back to the two crashed ships, where now both teams were dueling with wooden sticks as if this were a low-budget pirate movie. "Hey Captain!" Axel pointed at Wayne. "It's time for the Ultimate Showdown…" Axel grinned.
"...Of Ultimate Destiny?" Wayne questioned. Axel responded by charging at Wayne with a wooden pole, and Wayne blocked it, the two exchanging blows until their sticks broke in half. They awkwardly looked at each other, tossed a broken half of their sticks into the water, and continued dueling.
By this point, just about everyone else had been eliminated, or eliminated themselves to escape the sinking ships. One of which being Zee, who after almost making it to shore, was suddenly dragged beneath the water.
"Gah! Ah-hah! Agh!" Zee screamed as everyone currently onshore watched in terror. Zee made it to shore, where it turns out a shark was biting his leg…and it proceeded to rip it off. Multiple sounds of panic were uttered.
"Uh…this isn't something lawsuit-worthy, right!?" Chris frantically asked Chef. "Aww man…I really liked that leg." Zee said, more bummed out if anything. "What's going on…?" Millie asked. "He's definitely in shock right now. His body hasn't properly processed what's just happened." Damien answered.
Suddenly the shark chewing on Zee's leg spit it up, landing beside Zee, revealing it to be a prosthetic. "Leggy, there you are." Zee picked it up and fastened it back into place. "Oh…my…God…Zee is a robot!" Ripper shouted.
"No dude, it's just a prosthetic." Raj corrected. "That could get so many views…" Chase whispered to himself. "Is there a reason you never told anybody you were missing a leg?" Nichelle asked.
"Probably the same reason you never told anyone you weren't missing anything." Zee answered. "...Alright then." Nichelle nodded. It cut back to Wayne and Axel, who were now battling with poles about half a foot long.
"*smack* Ouch!" Wayne held one of his hands as Axel quickly hit his hand with her weapon. "*smack* Oof!" Axel did the same as Wayne also fought the same way. Everything came to a head when Axel saw an opening, and kicked Wayne in the stomach, sending him overboard.
"Ahh!" Wayne hit the water. "Yes…yes! I'm the last person standing, I won this whole thing!" Axel jumped in celebration. "We have a winner…The Frogs of Death!" Chris announced over a megaphone.
"Wait, what!?" Axel exclaimed. "You may want to look to your left, Axel." Chris said. Axel looked to her left and saw…her team's ship had completely sunk. "The main objective was to sink the opposing team's ship first, and it sank about halfway into your climactic final battle with Wayne!" Chris explained.
"I…I…" Axel was dumbfounded. It cut to a little later when everyone was back at the shore. "So as promised, the Frogs of Death win a pirate-themed movie night at the Amphitheatre!
"Woo!" "Champions! Champions!" Wayne and Raj chanted as they hugged each other.
(Confessional)
Wayne and Raj- "We came here to win, so that's what we did." "But to give credit to the other team, they played hard, despite how crummy they are." "Total hosers." "Yep, I think Rajie said it best there…total hosers."
(Confessional End)
"Good job Frogs, and great strategies, Wayne." Chris complimented. "Thanks Coach." Wayne accepted the praise. "Maybe if hockey doesn't work out, you two could become pirates." Chris also pointed at Raj.
"Hahaha!" "Okay bud, sure, for sure." Wayne and Raj laughed.
(Confessional)
Wayne and Raj- "If me and Rajie don't make it as pro hockey players." "Which is crazy talk." "Oh yeah, because we're for SURE makin' it!" "Go Jazzmen!" "BUT if we happen to slip past the radar of every scout in both Canada and America, then we both really love…" "Syrup./Syrup." "So we're gonna become beekeepers."
Bowie- "Bees don't make syrup…that's all I came to say."
(Confessional End)
"Ferocious Trout, as the losers of today's challenge, you will be given nothing but boiled cabbage for dinner…also someone on your team is getting voted off, so decide before then." Chris announced, everyone on the Ferocious Trout looking at each other.
It cut to a nighttime shot of the Ferocious Trout all walking towards the fire pit, everyone looked beat up in some way. Some looked nervous, some looked indifferent, and others looked confident.
It then cut to the eight members of the Ferocious Trout sitting on eight tree stumps, Chris and Chef were also there with a platter of marshmallows.
"Welcome Trout, to your first elimination ceremony." Chris announced. "You voted for the team member who you think should go home the most, and there were certainly options!" Chris exclaimed.
"Damien, you chickened out of the challenge and willingly eliminated yourself. Putting your team at a man down disadvantage." Chef began.
(Confessional)
Damien- "Hey, what was I supposed to do? There was a Great White in the water with me!"
(Confessional End)
"Ripper, you initiated a dumb power struggle which crippled your team's performance…you're also overall annoying." Chef continued.
(Confessional)
Ripper- "Dude, how is this my fault? Axel is a nutcase, I don't get why people listen to her! I bet if my nerd of a brother were here, so help me…"
(Confessional End)
"And Axel, you came up with the idea of ramming the ship into the enemy team's. Which led to it sinking into the water, and losing you all the challenge." Chef finished.
(Confessional)
Axel- "I almost won it…though I admit my performance was a bit…questionable today."
(Confessional End)
"If I call your name, you'll get a marshmallow. If you get a marshmallow then you're safe, but if you don't, you gotta walk down the Dock of Shame, get carried off by the Drone of Despair, and you can't come back…EVER!" Chris explained.
"Let's begin…" Chris grabbed the tray of marshmallows. "Millie, Priya, Zee, Scary Girl, Damien, and…Chase!" Chris called out, leaving Axel and Ripper. "One of you is going home tonight, but at least you aren't the first boot." Chris jabbed.
"Maybe we should fight for the last marshmallow." Ripper cracked his knuckles. "I'm okay with that idea!" Axel raised a fist. "Kids, beat each other up on your own time!" Chris exclaimed. "Now the last marshmallow goes too…" Chris paused.
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"Axel!" Chris finally called out. "Hahaha, yes! In your face, Alpha Male!" Axel gloated. "What, you can't be serious!" Ripper exclaimed. "This is so not fair, I was the strongest person in this game! I can't lose to a bunch of nerds!" Ripper went on a tangent.
"That sounds like a you problem…time to walk the Dock of Shame and get taken off the island, dude." Chris pointed behind him.
It cut to Ripper angrily storming down the dock. "I can't believe this, I was supposed to be the Alpha male! The guy who could rizz up any woman he saw, and I'm going home second!? Ripper shouted, before the drone's claw clamped down on Ripper's underwear and giving him a wedgie.
"AGH! Wait, let me down! I got a…wait!" Ripper was flown off the island and disappeared into the horizon.
"I'm very confident in saying that he won't be missed…" Chris said before turning to the camera. "That's two contestants down, and fourteen to go. Who will be voted off next? Even though we filmed several of these in advance, i'm legally obligated not to tell you." Chris whispered.
"So keep watching, or streaming if you're one of those people. Total…Drama…Island!" Chris exclaimed.
(Fade to Black)
Votes
Axel- Ripper
Chase- Axel
Damien- Ripper
Millie- Ripper
Priya- Ripper
Ripper- Axel
Scary Girl- Chase
Zee- Ripper
Ripper- 5
Axel- 2
Chase- 1
Placements
15th: Ripper
16th: Julia