Chapter 1 to 6 of gary gos to de zon (extended cut)
Chapter 1: Gary woke up in a house, unsure where he was. He looked out of a busted-open window and saw several wild dogs, so he took his AK-47 and fired it wildly at the dogs. Thankfully, most of the bullets hit the dogs in their heads, so they were quickly dispatched. He knew he had to go somewhere else, and eventually ended up in the Loner Town and met the local trader known as Sidorovich. He sold the tails, and borrowed some money to get what he called 'mini nukes', but Sidorovich only carried RGD-5 grenades. He took them and continued his journey.
Chapter 2: Gary took his bag full of grenades with him, intending to get to Chernobyl to find the Wish Granter. On his way, he was spotted by an angry squad of Monolith fighters, so he threw a dozen grenades their way and they all died. He grabbed an exoskeleton suit from the leader of the squad and put it on as a disguise, to allow himself to sneak into the CNPP.
Chapter 3: He met a female Monolith fighter and tried to kiss her but she said no and that was fine. He managed to get to the Wish Granter, a massive towering symbol of glowing faith, and just said "Gary." The Wish Granter transformed him, if only temporarily, into Garry Newman, who he believed to be the creator of Left 4 Dead 2, although this was not the case.
Chapter 4: He went back to the Cordon to talk to Sidorovich again, and said, "I wants to sell this exoskeleton," because he was no longer Gary from Fallout and was actually Garry Newman currently, and had started to learn how to speak like him.
Sidorovich bought the exoskeleton for 50,000 rubles. "It's a very nice exoskeleton," he said. Gary used these rubles to buy what he referred to as a 'god weapon', which ended up being a customized TOZ-34 double-barreled twelve-gauge shotgun with leaf triggers and a 3 lb pull. He also bought a 'power armor', which Sidorovich for some reason had available. It was very cheap, because he couldn't charge it in the Zone and it was basically scrap metal.
Chapter 5 (Quest for the Batteries): Gary asked Sidorovich if there were any batteries to buy, and Sidorovich said, "I don't know, you'll have to ask Snitch, at the Duty Bar, for information like that. I'll tell him I sent you."
So Gary went on a quest past the Garbage to Rostok to get to the Duty Bar, but in the Garbage he was ambushed by several spooky bandits, who threatened him. "Give me all your rubles and we'll let you live."
But Gary couldn't give them any rubles, because he needed them on his quest. The bandits shot him in the stomach, but he didn't die, because he had good armor that he bought from Sidorovich for 20,001 rubles. (It was very good prototype armor.)
Chapter 6 (The Batteries): He found an anomaly, but he didn't know what anomalies did since they didn't exist in his own world. So he accidentally walked into a space anomaly, and found himself back at home for a mere five minutes. During this time, he went to get caps to buy some batteries for his power armor. Then he got teleported, right into the Duty bar.
The barman said, "What's up, Gary?" This made Gary suspicious, because he had never told him his name. It had to be investigated. So he asked, "How did you know my name's Gary?"
The barman said, "Because it's written on your shirt." Gary looked down, but no, it was not! He looked up again, confused, and now the barman was holding a Desert Eagle pistol to his head.
"Oh no," Gary said, but he couldn't actually say it because before he said it the barman shot him in the head, and his armor was only good at protecting his body, but not his head, so he died, and teleported back to his home world and continued living his life in his bunker.
the end...