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"Oh no way is the stupid pink thing actually defeating me?" Fecto Elfilis scowled as he dodged the pink menaces attack the entity could feel the killing intent radiating off the puffballs attacks.
"Damn freak the fuck are you?" Fecto Elfilis continued as he tired a powerful laser leveling the already ruined cities but barley phasing the one named Kirby.
Then as he turned Kirby had him pinned to the floor already Fecto Elfilis growled in frustration and as he looked up to Kirby he heard one thing.
"Poyo"
Simple as the simple minded creature who was beating him down yet terrifying all the same and as Fecto Elfilis got sucked (Intentionally weird) Elfilin came out of him (Also intentional).
"My other half! You damn cretin give him back give him back!"
Kirby shook his head and punched the tyrannical creature sending him into the sky where he stayed and opened up a wormhole prepared to throw planet Popstar at him if he must.
"That's right weakling its me or the house now!"
Kirby frowned realizing that Fecto Elfilis was the weakling sore loser here not him.
Elfilis also realized this and frowned "That's hypocritical isn't it?" Before he started spamming asteroids and throwing them at Kirby why? Because its fun!
Then as Kirby stared dumbly a Truck dropped on his head which he promptly swallowed and became the truck...
Yeah everyone was confused as fuck except Kirby who considering the onslaught of eldritch beings he duked it out with monthly.
(He's two so his fights are barley months apart btw)
"The hell is this guy planning now?" Elfilis mused as he saw the truck ducking objects and seemingly flying at some points.
"Ok what the fuck that's not a truck!" Elfilis cried as the truck slammed into him and the entity braced against it stabbing at it with Antares (His spear) to no avail.
Until finally Fecto Elfilis lost his grip and he was ran over by a truck.
A damn truck! Was all Elfilis thought about as he entered an empty black space "Seriously what the fuck!"
"Language young one." An old and wise voice said causing him to turn around.
"I'm several million years old the hell do you mean young one?" Elfilis scowled.
"You have been a bad bad boy while you lived.
"Where's the proof?" Elfilis scoffed until he saw the man carrying a small parchment.
"Oh yes lets see mass genocide? Basic. Enslavement? Meh Stealing planets? Oddly specific Disrupting the space-time continuum?" Ok then Manipulation That's enslavement right? Hang on my notes been rubbed out god dammit!"
"Morale of the story your a bad boy." The man said.
"Ok so what?" Elfilis sighed.
"Well normally its young mentally ill weebs with no love game getting hit by trucks, not interdimensional gods built like a bipedal chinchilla. Now if you were the former you would have gotten the old busty Goddess stereotype but for genocidal space Chinchilla's well you got to deal with me got it?"
"Whatever so what do I just go to a new world and kill everyone there?" Elfilis sighed.
"No you will lose most of your powers."
"What the hell id you say, old man?" Eliflis said angrily.
"Old man ain't gonna get you on my good list."
"You will have to gain your powers back via training and working with others something an introverted alien like you wouldn't understand."
"And what if I kill you first?" Elfilis said coldly.
The old man teleported behind him and smacked him hard.
"Ow what the hell?" Elfilis said clutching his head in pain.
"Anyway, you will gain your powers back along with many new ones through a path of redemption, surpass your former self by leaps and strides, and maybe you'll be able to fight Kirby."
"I was fighting him." Elfilis frowned.
"You thought he was trying?" The old man replied before opening the floor underneath Elfilis.
"Oh yeah, and a little system and a few mid abilities to help you start now go on and remember have fun!"
Elfilis screamed in anger as he fell into the portal spiraling into a brand new world.
New World
"Where the hell am I?" Elfilis asked himself as he looked around he then looked at his hands and jumped back in surprise.
"White fleshy hands no that bastard turned me into a human!"
"Actually you're a species known as a Riftling." A voice said.
"The hell is a Riftling and who are you?"
"Oh I'm the System I guess the gamers call me but considering your backstory well you have no idea what a gamer even is!"
"You think?" Elfilis sighed.
"Ok regardless I help you keep track of your levels and stuff but you better learn fast because due to your punishment, I can't stay here long luckily you have power sense."
"Ok but what about the Riftling?" Elfilis asked.
"Oh well, they are a species from another dimension like you know."
"I know I came from them formerly too." Elfilis scowled. "It's a world between dimensions but I have never seen this Riftling thing."
"Well, you're a humanoid Riftling the weakest and rarest kind but don't let anyone find out since you the mortal enemy of humanity and most species in general.
"Ok, now how do I get my abilities back?"
"Level up dumbass." The system replied.
"Ha ha by doing what?" Elfilis said annoyed,
"See that slime over there?" Elfilis nodded.
"Kill it kill it now!" The system screamed.
Elfilis nodded "My first prey in this new world!" Elfilis charged and attacked the slime which dodged his attacks with ease.
"Damn slime die!" Elfilis yelled landing a blow and doing a bit of damage.
Elfilis sighed "Why am I so slow it will take a while to adjust to the weak body."
Elfilis then showed remarkable skill as the slime began getting pushed back until he finally killed it with a tear as he put his hands in it and ripped it in half.
Elfilis smiled "That felt good!"
"Ok psycho!" The system said.
"Ok look you leveled up and you unlocked new skills!" The system said.
Elfilis checked himself "Level 3 and two new skills weapon summon and rift blast... What kind of names are these?"
"Don't ask me." The system said, "Now try the weapon one."
Elfilis raised his hand and he shouted "Antares!"
He smiled "Good at least one thing going well now let's try a rift blast.
Elfilis shot an attack destroying some trees.
"Decent for a weakling body like this." Elfilis sighed.
He then saw a group of male warriors in the distance.
"I would avoid them if I was you." The system said.
"Why?" Elfilis asked as the group of 5 noticed him one was outfitted as a mage one as a berserker one as a swordsman one in bizarre-looking clothes and one a small bald man.
"Humans." Elfilis scowled.
"And their each level 10 Elfilis don't pick fights you can't win!"
"Level 3 rift walker huh?" The Bizarre clothed warrior said "Rare class pathetic level though.
The others laughed before looking at Antares.
"That weapon is probably worth a lot." The small bald one said.
The mage nodded "Yeah let me check... Holy shit legendary rarity!"
"Damn jackpot." The swordsman smiled before they all charged at Elfilis who dodged their attack and shot a rift blast which did very little other than annoy them.
"Rift blast huh? You sure he ain't a riftling in disguise?" The berserker asked.
"But he looks human and Riftlings don't live around here." The swordsman said.
"No shit they come from another dimension!" The one with bizarre clothes said.
Then the swordsman threw a strike which Elfilis blocked with his spear the mage shot a fire ball but Elfilis deflected it with a rift blast Elfilis then grappled the small bold man and threw him towards the berserker knocking them down.
"You idiots do I have to do everything?" The bizarre-clad man said.
The man then raised his hand above his head and charged a massive energy blast before smacking Elfilis point blank it hitting him into a cliffside and knocking him out cold.
"See that's how you do it." The bizarre-clad man said.
"You nuked half the forest in the process!" The mage said annoyed.
"Destruction is the easy way... And I like the easy way." The berserker said.
"Of course you do you brainless brute." The bizarre-clad man said.
"Let's grab the spear already." The swordsman said.
"It's gone!" The mage said annoyed.
"The hell are you on about how can a weapon just disappear?"
"Its gone." The beserker agreed.
"Waste of damn time lets get to town already."
"What about him?"
"Leave him to the hellhounds or wolves or whatever the fuck feels like eating him."
The group then left just as Elfilis woke up and summoned his spear again "Dammit embarrassed by a group of fools!"
"Well don't complain about free levels though." The system said.
"Oh but how I didn't kill anyone." Elfilis said confused.
"Yeah you gain exp from getting beat up to perk of your species."
"Level 7 huh? That's pretty good and 3 new skills Dimensional storage distance teleport crescent wave and the obvious upgrade to my other stats I guess."
"By the way check your other stats."
"Oh you mean this?" Elfilis frowned "Pretty average although my intelligence and and combat experience are in the millions?"
"The former is debatable." The system said.
"Yeah, whatever just because I don't know anything about this bullshit," Elfilis responded.
"Well, I'm going to get exp now so shut up," Elfilis said.
"Well after level 10 I ditch you anyway." The system replied.
A large bear-looking creature with dark fur spines and spikes lined upon itself appeared from the forest disturbed from the battle.
"Level 15 huh? Decent exp I guess." Elfilis said.
"You are taking this lightly that's a Demonic Bear!" The system said.
"What can it do then?" Elfilis asked bored.
"You know venomous claws acidic blood and powerful shockwave roar."
Elfilis sighed and launched crescent blades in rapid succession however the bear's hide was much tougher than he expected.
"Ok how about this."
Elfilis used his short-range teleportation to close the distance and launched point-blank rift blasts to blow himself back and blast himself out of the range of the bear he then slashed the bear's eye causing some blood to ooze out however his plan was something else he jumped on its back avoiding the spines and tore into its back causing blood to appear he then used his dimensional storage to hold some of the blood before jumping off.
"Take this!" Elfilis then released the acidic blood from the pocket dimension onto the bear burning and melting him at the seems surprising the system at his bright idea to defeat the opponent.
"Color me impressed Elfilis guess the intellect was right after all." The system said.
Elfilis looked at himself seeing he was now level 17.
"Ten levels from that huh? Not bad."
"Well this is goodbye." The system said.
Elfilis nodded "Yeah see you never I guess."
"Yeah won't miss you either but good luck." The system replied before fading away leaving Elfilis by himself to train his days away.