Hey guys, TheDoctor1998 here with another chapter. This time, it's SCP-002, as well as a little revelation about Doctor Nori.
Now, on with the show!
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Lute had just awoken and walked into the cafeteria, scowling as she saw that demon whore who got Adam killed talk to the traitors of Heaven.
"So the Deadly Sins are fallen angels too?" Emily asked Lucifer for confirmation.
"Yeah, they stuck with me when nobody else would after the Apple, for which they paid the price." The King of Hell sighed. "Each of us got tethered to the concept of whichever sin fitted us best. Belphegor for example was a healer back in Heaven, but she was always suffering from chronic fatigueness, making her the Sin of Sloth." Lucifer started out. "Then there's Leviathan, who was an architect who always had a need to one up anyone they saw as above them, thus the Sin of Envy. Asmodeus was a therapist and has always been a kinky guy, even though he always made sure his partners were always comfortable, so he became the Sin of Lust. Mammon used to run an art gallery back in Heaven, and became obsessed with materialistic items, thus the Sin of Greed. Beelzebub was a party planner and amazing chef back in Heaven, still is by the way, and her obsession with good food and wanting more good things turned her into the Sin of Gluttony. Satan was a soldier and the leader of the Exorcists back in his day, so it's easy to see why he became the Sin of Wrath." The leader of the Sins sighed again. "And then there's me. I thought I could do better than Father, so I became the Sin of Pride."
Emily pondered everything. "Okay, yeah, you made a mistake, but you were trying to help. That's no reason for banishment. And your friends just stood up for you when they saw the injustice!" The Seraphim sighed. "Is it bad that I'm starting to think Heaven isn't as good as Sera claims it to be?"
"Honestly, no." Vaggie bluntly said, knowing Lute was there. "Heaven does some fucked up things, and they hate dissobedience more than anything. I mean, Lute cut out my eye for sparing a kid."
Charlie was surprisingly composed after hearing this again, only giving a few deep scratches into the table as she gave the angel who hurt her love a glare so fierce that it would not be surprising if Lute spontaneously combusted.
The Watcher, noticing the tension, walked into the room. "Goood morning everyone, hope you had a good sleep."
"Meh, it was better than those rocks in that weird after-afterlife." Adam shrugged.
"Okay then." The Watcher smiled. "Now, I think it's time to view the next batch of SCPs." She noticed the sudden apprehension in the room. "Don't worry, these ones aren't nearly as bad as the ones from yesterday. For the most part."
She guided her guests to the viewing room, each taking the same seats they had the day before, much to Sera's disappointment in the case of Emily.
Doctor Nori appeared on the screen. "Good afternoon everyone, my name is Doctor Nori, and today we're going to be studying SCP-002, AKA the "Living" Room.
"Wait, didn't we hear about that one yesterday?" Angel Dust asked.
"I think it was mentioned with the very first 001." Pentious nodded, checking his notes.
Item #: SCP-002
Containment Class: Euclid
Secondary Class: None
Disruption Class: Vlam
Risk Class: Danger
"Of course, it's dangerous. What else is new?" Vaggie sighed.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002 is to remain connected to a suitable power supply at all times, to keep it in what appears to be a recharging mode. In case of electrical outage, the emergency barrier between the object and the facility is to be closed and the immediate area evacuated. Once facility power is re-established, alternating bursts of X-ray and ultraviolet light must strobe the area until SCP-002 is re-affixed to the power supply and returned to recharging mode. Containment area is to be kept at negative air pressure at all times.
"Why the hell does a room need a recharging mode?!" Adam asked, already starting to get bored.
Teams including a minimum of two (2) members are required within 20 meters of SCP-002 or its containment area. Personnel should maintain physical contact with one another at all times to confirm there is another person present, as perception may be dulled, skewed, or influenced by proximity to the object.
"Hmm, so it's using the same cheap mind control tricks that Vox has." Alastor muttered to himself.
Husk, who overheard his boss, couldn't help but comment. "Yeah, I think it's a bit stronger than Vox's shit."
"You might actually be right about that, Husker." Alastor grinned. "I knew I kept you around for a reason!"
Husk only grumbled to himself, not dignifying the Radio Demon with a response.
No personnel below Level 3 are permitted within SCP-002. This requirement may be waived via written authorization from two (2) off-site Level 4 administrators. Command staff issued such a waiver must be escorted by at least five (5) Level 3 Security personnel for the duration of their contact and must temporarily surrender their rank and security clearance. Following contact, command staff will be escorted at least 5 km from SCP-002 to undergo a seventy-two (72)-hour quarantine and psychological evaluation. If deemed fit for return to duty by psych staff, rank and security clearance may be restored when quarantine expires.
Angel Dust couldn't help but shudder, causing Cherri Bomb to look at him in concern. "You okay mate?"
The spider Sinner sighed. "No. Just reminds me of Val's pheromones." He quietly told her.
Description: SCP-002 resembles a tumorous, fleshy growth with a volume of roughly 60 m (or 2000 ft). An iron valve hatch on one side leads to its interior, which appears to be a standard low-rent apartment of modest size. One wall of the room possesses a single window, though no such opening is visible from the exterior. The room contains furniture which, upon close examination, appears to be sculpted bone, woven hair, and various other biological substances produced by the human body. All matter tested thus far show independent or fragmented DNA sequences for each object in the room.
For the most part, the audience was very disturbed about what they saw. "Even the people of Cannibal Town aren't this excessive." Alastor said, further disturbing the rest of the audience.
"What the hell man?!" Adam couldn't help but say.
Refer to the Mulhausen Report [cross-ref:document00.023.603] for details related to object's discovery.
Reference: To date, subject has been responsible for the disappearances of seven personnel. It has also in its time at the facility further furnished itself with two lamps, a throw rug, a television, a radio, a beanbag chair, three books in an unknown language, four children's toys, and a small potted plant. Tests with a variety of lab animals including higher primates have failed to provoke a response in SCP-002. Cadavers as well fail to produce any effect. Whatever process the subject uses to convert organic matter into furnishings is apparently only facilitated by the introduction of living humans.
"Turning people into furniture, hmm?" Alastor asked before turning to look around at the two Exorcists in the room. "Would you two mind and send a few more people down the next Extermination? I think Rosie's people would love to get some new sofas."
"Why you-" Lute growled, grabbing at her sword before being pulled back with some chains, much to Alastor's amusement.
view Mulhausen Report docid:00.023.603
Mulhausen Report [00.023.603]
The following is a brief report detailing the discovery of SCP-002
"Who would even make such a thing?" Sera groaned, partially in disgust, partially in curiosity.
Subject was discovered in a small crater in northern Portugal where it struck the Earth from orbit. Encased in a shell of thick rock, the fleshy exterior of the object was exposed by the impact. A native farmer happened upon the site and reported his findings to the village elder. Subject gained SCP attention when a Level 4 agent posted in the area detected a small radioactive anomaly generated by the object.
"Huh?" Emily looked confused. "How did it come from space? I thought the only places in the Universe with life on it were Heaven, Hell and Earth?"
Sera noticed Lucifer awkwardly whistling. "Lucifer, is there something you want to tell us?"
"Okay, so I may have seeded life on other planets too." The Sin of Pride awkwardly said. "And I've encountered a few worlds where life just popped up on its own somehow as well. Don't worry, I didn't make anything smarter than a cat or something, and I got the okay from dad to experiment with life if it wasn't on Earth."
"Obviously this life evolved then." Sera said to herself, noting that she may want to watch the other planets in the Universe a bit closer now.
A collection squad of SCP security personnel led by General Mulhausen was immediately dispatched to the area where they quickly secured the subject in a large container and performed initial testing with subjects recruited from the nearby village. Three men individually sent into the structure subsequently disappeared. Upon discovering this deadly property of the subject, General Mulhausen issued a Level 4a Termination Order of any witnesses (roughly 1/3 of the village) to ensure no outside knowledge of the object and initiated its transport to SCP facility [DATA EXPUNGED].
Alastor's eyes narrowed in distaste. "I don't suppose anyone would mind if I try and find this Mulhausen and feed him to Rosie's people?"
"Better a Sinner than one of my bitches." Adam growled, both in distaste at this general and the demons who ate his girls.
During preparation for transport, four SCP security personnel were inexplicably drawn inside the object where they too immediately disappeared. Following inspection, it appeared as if the object had "grown" several new furnishings and was beginning to look like the interior of an apartment room. General Mulhausen immediately ordered the requisition of several Class III HAZMAT suits for the remaining security team members, who proceeded to lift the container onto a waiting freight ship for transport to the SCP containment facility.
"Looks like he's in Hell already." Charlie said uncomfortably.
"Unless we already got to him." Lute replied, giving the princess and her whore a scathing look.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Following the termination of General Mulhausen, SCP-002 was re-secured by SCP staff and brought into special containment in [CLASSIFIED, where it currently resides. Staff with clearance below Level 3 have been denied access to the SCP-002 container without prior approval of at least two Level 4 staff after the Mulhausen incident.
"Huh, guess he got killed by that tumor looking thing." Angel piped up, grinning at the thought of that fucker getting what he deserved.
Doctor Nori appeared on the screen again. "Well, that was a disgusting one to read. At least Mulhausen got what he deserved for not following the rule about being cold instead of cruel."
"Cold instead of cruel?" Sera raised her eyebrow.
"I'm guessing that it means that they don't go out of their way to be malicious." Alastor answered the Seraphim, slightly creeping her out. "That said, I also think they're more than willing to kill for the greater good."
A guard was seen walking mindlessly towards SCP-002, almost reaching the entrypoint before a strange purple glyph appeared, pulling him away. "Wha-"
"Hey, what do you think you're doing, stupid?!" Doctor Nori said, the same glyph displayed on her LED eye.
The guard glanced over at 002, fear obvious in his eyes before glancing back at Nori. "T-thank you. I'm Khan."
"Bite me!" Nori said before stomping away, her metal legs leaving slight cracks in the floor.
Khan confusedly looked around before seeing another guard. "Kinda hot?"
The other guard gave Khan a deadpan look. "Dude, the crazy cyborg vampire lady? Really?"
Khan only shrugged in response.
"Did that bitch just use fucking magic?!" Adam asked, amazed and confused. He thought human magic was practically extinct after the first few generations of his kids.
"So vampires are a real thing too." Lute muttered, noting to herself to see if she could send her forces to Earth sometime.
"Can we see something that's not something terrifying or disgusting for once?!" Vaggie screamed in frustration.
"I-I'm sure there's some good SCPs, Vaggie." Charlie smiled, trying to comfort her girlfriend.
Before anything else could be said, the next file started playing.
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And that's a wrap. Next time we'll get to SCP-003, the Biological Motherboard. TheDoctor1998 here, signing out!