Kakashi is a very dedicated boyfriend.

Alright, another horny addition to the Cop Universe, inspired by one of the comments, hope you enjoy it!

I think I'll just keep adding more scenes here as I go, because there's no more overarching plot anymore, just domesticity smut and fluff, so the fic is completed for all purposes, but it's still kinda open to add more things in the future? I guess that's the status as of now. Schrodinger's WIP.

Thanks for everyone still reading and the lots of love to you!

Obito needed to run some errands regarding the bar, and Mondays were the best day to do this sort of thing. Konan stuffed a fucking long to do list up Obito's ass during the last meeting, he almost killed her on spot goddamn bitch. Whatever, at least Kakashi was the most laid-back person in the world, and when Obito said he wouldn't be home to fix them dinner as usual, his boyfriend told him not to worry, he'd do it and wait for him. It was such a small thing, but Kakashi still managed to make his heart flutter and butterflies burst in his stomach, Obito felt so lame, but what could he do? He had the best boyfriend in the world.

He opened the gate and the dogs were already barking at the noise, too excited for their own good, but when he opened the door, there were no dogs at the genkan to meet him, though he could still hear them barking as if they were on the backyard or something. That's strange. Not even when they leave the house they locked the dogs outside, what's going on? His question was answered when he turned to the kitchen and his cock throbbed at the scene. Kakashi really did take care of dinner, there was beef and all sorts of delicious side dishes set on the table neatly, but obviously that wasn't what made his cock half hard right off the bat. Kakashi was standing by the table, a beautiful smile on his face, wearing nothing but his apron. Obito felt suddenly like a pervert for getting hard at such a silly porn scenario, but Kakashi was the bigger pervert for even enacting it in the first place, so it wasn't Obito's fault.

"Oh, hey honey, welcome home." He said in a pleasant tone and came to rest his hands on Obito's shoulders and quickly peck him on the lips. "How was your day?" Kakashi asked while pulling out Obito's jacket like some sort of maid or doting housewife and turned to hang it back on the genkan, leaving Obito to watch his delicious, muscled back and ass as he left the kitchen. Fuck. He had the best fucking boyfriend in the world.

"What is this?" He asked in a teasing tone a moment after when Kakashi returned.

"I just cooked my boyfriend some dinner, what else?" Kakashi said as he walked back to the fridge to get something. Oh, fuck he bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge. Holy fuck, Obito could almost see his hole and- fuck he got up again. Bastard. What a tease.

"Is this payback for that time I made you wear that sailor uniform?" Obito asked suspiciously.

"My boyfriend wants some cold beer?" The little shit asked completely ignoring the question.

"Yeah, thanks." Obito answered feeling a smirk grow on his face. Kakashi opened the bottle and hand it to him with a playful smile on. "Do I get a kiss too?"

"Whatever my boyfriend wants." Kakashi said chirpily and planted a quick kiss on Obito's cheek and then walked away innocently as if he wasn't making Obito's cock hard just by walking around like that. Oh, what a fucking tease.

"I liked your apron." Obito tried to cooly play Kakashi's game, but his mouth was dry and his pants were tight.

A foxy smile spread across his face and Kakashi twirled around. "Thanks!"

Jesus fucking Christ. His asshole of a boyfriend must know how much Obito was enjoying this. "You're ridiculous, you know?"

"In a good way?"

"In the best way." His voice was already raspy and he felt like an idiot for that when Kakashi seemed so unaffected.

"So, what do you want first? Dinner? A shower? Or me?" Obito felt his stomach drop, so horny it hurt.

"I thought I wasn't supposed to eat dessert before dinner." His voice dropped even more and it was ridiculous, they weren't even doing anything yet for him to be hot and bothered like this, Kakashi was 3 meters away on the other side of the table and the apron did cover most of his body, so why, for fuck's sake?

"I'll let this one slide." Kakashi said in that sultry voice that Obito loved.

"Then I'd like my doting boyfriend to come kiss me." Kakashi was already crossing the distance between them, stopping only a few centimeters away from Obito's mouth.

"I can think of a better way I can service you as a doting boyfriend…" Kakashi said teasingly without laying a finger on Obito, and he wondered what in the world his boyfriend could mean by that, but then Kakashi sank to his knees and stared up to Obito's face with hungry eyes, fumbling with his pants to free an already achingly hard cock. Kakashi had such a devious look in his eyes, Obito had to wonder who was servicing who right now.

"Fuck, babe. You wanna kill me." It wasn't a question but Kakashi answered the same way while pumping Obito's cock in his hand.

"No, babe, I wanna suck you off." He said with determination and put Obito's cock inside his mouth. Fuck, he never met anyone before Kakashi that like sucking cock this much, he was really spoiling Obito for any other sexual or romantic partner in the future. But then again, he had absolute no intentions of giving Kakashi up, only over his dead body was he ever letting go of this perfect man. Who else would give him a blowjob kneeling in the middle of the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron? Fuck he loved Kakashi, and it wasn't saying it just because he was horny out of his goddamn mind right now.

"God, your mouth is fucking delicious…" Obito groaned and he let his head fall back as Kakashi's tongue teased the piercings on his cock. He let his hands fall to each side of his boyfriend's head, not forcing himself into that delicious drooling mouth, only resting and patting that silky white hair affectionately.

Shit, he hated Kakashi sometimes. The bastard got too proficient at sucking Obito's dick. Since that first time almost a year ago, which had already set a high bar, Kakashi learned everything about how Obito preferred it, how to make him come faster and harder and make him want to give up reason and ram into that mouth until he came on Kakashi's throat, and every time he lost himself faster than the last one. He supposed that was just how Kakashi was, dedicated and competent in everything he did, including giving head.

But he couldn't come so soon and let all the preparation his boyfriend did go to waste. He still had a lot of things he wanted to do with Kakashi on an apron, and if it was up to him, that apron wouldn't survive this night. "Love, you suck my cock so well… come here, let me taste you." He asked and his doting housewife gave Obito's cock a last hard suck that had him hissing before Kakashi got to his feet again.

His lips were glistening his drool and precum and Obito leaned to kiss his beautiful boyfriend, getting a taste of his own cock too. He circled his arms around Kakashi and squeezed him hard, willing the kiss to make them become one and was awarded with Kakashi's moan. He walked forward until Kakashi was against the table to break their kiss.

"My husband is so dedicated… look at all he did for me…" Kakashi shivered and moaned Obito's name, it went directly to his cock. "You take care of me so well honey… I wanna take care of you too…"

With that it was Obito's time to kneel in front of Kakashi and push the apron out of the way. His cock was leaking, some of it already staining the apron, it looked so pretty, so perfect, just like the rest of Kakashi. He looked up to Kakashi's face, and his breathing was ragged, eyes looking down into Obito's in expectation. Without breaking eye contact, Obito leaned and pecked the tip of Kakashi's dick, and he squirmed all over. So cute and perfect for Obito. He lowered his gaze to the task at hand and swallowed the head of Kakashi's cock, making him lean back against the table in a moan, legs trembling. Obito swirled his tongue in circles around the tip, making Kakashi moan more, he bobbed his head to swallow more of Kakashi's cock and his lips slid easily against the skin because of the copious amount of precum. With a couple more movements, he was already sucking all he could take of Kakashi's dick. He wasn't an expert like his boyfriend, who seemed to have never heard of a gag reflex in his life, so he tried to make up for it by pumping Kakashi with his hand too, and it was enough to drive him mad.

"Obito!" Kakashi exclaimed in outrage but Obito wasn't gonna stop no matter how much his boyfriend complained.

His fingers moved from Kakashi's dick to lightly squeezing his balls, then in between his legs, and Obito's was wondering if they had lube in the kitchen. They had so much impromptu sex around the house, they should stash some lube bottle on strategic places, just to make sure they didn't have any interruptions at all. When his fingers reached Kakashi's asshole they both moaned, the white-haired man from being penetrated, and Obito in delight from how soft and wet the hole was.

"My doting husband prepared himself to me?" He asked teasing and Kakashi was panting by now.

"Do you like… your gift?" Fuck, Kakashi was such a freak.

Obito smirked and let two fingers easily slide inside Kakashi, making him moan. Holy fuck what a voice this man had. "My housewife will do anything for me?"

"Y-yes!" Kakashi answered between moans, Obito leaned to suck hard one of his balls, making him jump in place. "Yes! Obito! Yes!"

"Good boy." Obito said before swallowing Kakashi's dick again. The man was trembling under Obito's mouth and fingers, with aborted thrusts forward, his legs trembling, he looked like he was making a huge effort just staying put to continue on receiving Obito's affection. Now that he knew Kakashi's was ready for him, he let his fingers be more aggressive, going in and out fast and harshly, making Kakashi whine, ask him to go slower.

"Here… I'll go slower for you…" He let a third finger slide inside Kakashi's wet and soft hole, fingers going in and out very slowly, true to his word. "Anything for my pretty little husband…"

He was back at sucking Kakashi's cock, more and more precum coming out of it. Very gradually his fingers started to pick up some rhythm, and his head too, and he could tell by the way Kakashi's legs were trembling that he was very close. Looking up he saw Kakashi's eyes were glazed over already, looking down back to him, and a pale hand came to settle on top of Obito's head. He looked angelic from here. Obito wanted to build an altar for him, to adore him like this on his knees every day, after all, love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling.

Kakashi's hips stuttered and his cock spasmed inside Obito's mouth, bitter cum feeling his mouth. He drank every drop like it was sacred, his lips and fingers coaxing the love of his life through the orgasm, gradually slowing down from the high, bringing Kakashi back to earth. Obito swallowed the cum on his mouth like fucking communion wine and licked his lips not wanting to waste any of it.

He took his fingers out of Kakashi and looked up again at the god he happened to be dating. "How is it honey?"

"Obito… love you… so much…" Kakashi said breathless, one hand on the table trying to stabilize his trembling body, the other still on Obito's head, fingers laced through his black hair.

"I love you too, Kakashi." At that the white-haired man's touches on his hair became softer, combing through the locks instead of gripping to dear life like while he was coming. Their eyes crossed, and Kakashi sent him that thousand suns smile that pulled at Obito's heart strings, made him feel worthy of love, of this amazing man's love, and he had to look away before it all became too intense, before his heart jumped out of his throat bringing tears with it. He nuzzled his nose and cheek against Kakashi's stomach with affection, that trail of white hair connecting his belly button to his groin was soft against his skin. "It's not just my doting housewife that takes care of me, I need to take care of him too, isn't it, honey?"

"Yes…"

"Turn around for me, love." Obito asked and Kakashi dutifully obeyed, and he was left facing his pretty boyfriend's ass, the apron only had a knot with a bow on his lower back and Obito marveled at Kakashi again. Maybe he really was a god of some sorts, but instead of curing Obito's of his sinful lifestyle, his angel was seducing him into more lustful forms of worship.

He spread Kakashi's ass cheeks to see his hole better, it was twitching, already reddish, but Obito knew his boyfriend was more than ready for more, that's just the way he was, unrelenting, no matter how many times he came. Goddamn 100-meter dash runner, coming that fast while Obito's own forgotten cock felt like it was gonna explode. Lucky for Kakashi that he was a marathon runner.

"I'm gonna take care of you some more." Obito declared before he leaned in to lick Kakashi's asshole. He trembled all over and automatically raised his ass higher, to give Obito easy access. He gave the hole another long lick and Kakashi repeated his motions. "So hungry, so greedy…"

He dove for it again, his tongue diving inside Kakashi, making him moan. He tasted like lube, but Obito didn't mind, he loved eating Kakashi out. Maybe he should by one of those strawberry taste lubes, he'd sure be doing this the whole day then. His reactions were so cute, but it wasn't enough to make him come, so Kakashi's growing impatience was all the more rewarding, every time. His fingers locked against Kakashi's hipbones, pulling him closer so Obito could bury his face on the ass he loved so much, on the man he loved so much.

When he felt Kakashi's hole become even softer and more pliant under his tongue, he got to his feet and wiped his mouth with his forearm. "Look at the table you set up for us, my love. I'll try not to ruin it, ok?"

"I don't care! Ruin it all you want… just fuck me already, please!" Kakashi whined shaking his ass against Obito's cock. He grabbed that tiny waist that he loved so much, that looked so sinful from behind, and obeyed his boyfriend, driving his cock inside Kakashi. "Obito… fuck…"

He didn't feel much resistance, so he kept pushing in. Kakashi's insides felt divine. He could feel his frenum piercing dragging inside, sending sparks to his brain until he was all inside his boyfriend.

"Are you ok, honey?" Kakashi could only moan his name in return. He was more than fine, if he could still talk. He pulled back until the very tip of his cock was the only thing still inside and snapped his hips fast and hard, and both of them moaned.

"Say honey." Another hard thrust inside of Kakashi's hole had him moaning again. "Were you lonely?" Another hard thrust. "While waiting for me?" And another.

"Yes… so lonely…" Kakashi answered, his hips against the table, his cock over it with the apron pushed to the side, already spurting precum again like the good housewife he was, his hands on the table supporting his weight, even if his arms were trembling. He was such a poor little thing, bravely taking Obito's cock so obediently. He lowered his body to spoon Kakashi's and bite the shell of his ear like he knew he loved.

"Were you thinking of me? While you cooked me dinner?" Each question was punctuated by another hard thrust.

"Yes!"

"Were you hard? While cooking for me?" Obito whispered affectionately on Kakashi's ear, but his cock was nothing but while fucking him hard.

"Yes!"

"When did you stretched your hole for me? Before or after dinner?" Obito's stopped his deep thrusts and his hands moved from Kakashi's waist to his nipples under the apron.

"No, Obito! Too much!"

"Too much? I'm not even moving anymore." He said while harshly pinching his nipples. Fuck he wished he could see them right now, they must be such a pretty shade of pink and red. "Answer me, husband."

"I-I cooked… cooked with a… Obito, please…" He was sounding so cutely embarrassed.

"With a what, honey?" Obito pinched and pulled hard on Kakashi's nipples again.

"With a… a butt plug…" Kakashi murmured despite the loud moan threatening to escape his mouth.

Fuck. Kakashi was too much sometimes. Just imagining the scene made Obito want to come already. What a fucking freak.

"My pretty little husband is a perverted sex freak?"

"Obito…"

"Say it."

"Yes! I'm a… perverted sex freak." Shit, it was so much fun teasing Kakashi, he had the cutest reactions. Imagine that. He kneeled and sucked Obito's cock, then came inside Obito's mouth, then had his asshole eaten out, and only now he was blushing in embarrassment.

"Since I have such a slutty housewife… then I have to satisfy him, right?"

Obito straightened himself again, harshly grabbed at Kakashi's silky white hair and pushed him down on the table, bending his elbows and pressing his cheek against the wood. With one hand pinning their weight on the table, the other holding Kakashi's hips in place, Obito started pounding like there was no tomorrow. He completely gave into instinct, going at it as hard and as fast as he wanted, while Kakashi moaned and yelled "yes" and "more" and "Obito" and other prayers to god. The table was moving against the floor at each thrust, the dishes were clinking against each other in the same rhythm Obito could hear his skin slapping against Kakashi's. After some time the muscles on his back started getting tired, his arm was trembling under his weight, Kakashi's pleads became sporadic, and he was pretty sure some hashis or a spoon from the table fell to the ground, but he couldn't find it in himself to care when his orgasm was so close.

At the last second Obito pulled out and jerked his dick off once to come all over Kakashi's back. More and more spurts of cum kept coming out, hitting that perfect soft white skin, some of it dripping to the center, towards the valley of Kakashi's elegant lower back, some spilled to the table, some tainted that perfect knot with a pretty bow of the apron, and Obito loved it all, it was one of the sexiest things he's seen in life. To be honest, the list of sexiest moments in his life was just a list of the best sex he had with Kakashi, he had no competition whatsoever. The visuals only added to Obito's delicious orgasm while he let his head fall back and closed his eyes. He had to come back from the high and open them before he got too dizzy and fell to the ground and his hips slumped against Kakashi's.

"Fuck my love… I swear to fucking god… you're gonna kill me one day…" He panted completely out of breath while holding himself against the table and his boyfriend.

"I could…" Kakashi swallowed his hoarse voice before trying to answer again. "I could say the same."

They both chuckled and Obito watched his cum sliding from Kakashi's back to his ass as they straightened up again. He looked over Kakashi's shoulder and noticed that there was cum all over the table too.

"My pretty little housewife made a mess on the table?" He teased, biting on Kakashi's nape.

"Ouch!" His boyfriend swatted him away from his neck and Obito laughed. "Well, of course, did you see how fast you were fucking me? You wanted me not to come?" He sounded exasperated and Obito laughed harder at him. "Goddamned high stamina, Jesus Christ…" He continued to mutter as if he hadn't enjoyed every second of it and Obito just smiled and shook his head. He grabbed some paper towels, the only thing in the kitchen for this, and wiped Kakashi's back and butt. After that he cleaned the cum on the table the best he could, but maybe it would be a good idea to spray some alcohol over it later.

"Thanks, Obito." Kakashi shyly said as he turned back to face Obito, his hands behind him untying the apron.

"No problem, my love." Obito pecked Kakashi's thin lips and sighed in satisfaction. "Fuck, I have the best boyfriend."

Kakashi turned his eyes down and muttered something while taking the apron off his neck.

"Sorry? What did you say?" Obito came closer to him to hear better, hands resting on the waist he loved so much.

"I said… you called me… husband before… and wife…" Kakashi muttered again shyly but this time Obito did manage to understand it, he just didn't manage to process it. Kakashi was looking away to the side, avoiding eye contact with Obito at all, a blush in his cheeks that wasn't just from fucking.

"You… you liked it?" Kakashi was folding the apron not so neatly in his hands as if he was nervous, but he still nodded to Obito's question. "I did it because of… because of the play…"

Kakashi looked up with wide eyes. "No, yes, I know… it's just…" He turned his head away again, blush spreading more through his pale cheeks and neck again. Obito got closer, almost kissing Kakashi's face.

"I liked saying it too… now that you made me think about it…" Obito confessed before he even thought about controlling his mouth. But he didn't care. As soon as the words were out, he was certain they were 100% the truth.

"Really?" Kakashi turned to look back and their noses bumped, but he seemed excited. "C'mon Obito, no pranks I-"

"I mean it." Obito deadpanned. And Kakashi shut his mouth. "I… I think it might be a bit too soon… but I like it… I wanna think about it… it's just that…I never thought about it before…"

"Me neither, It's just! Argh!" Kakashi sounded exasperated and embarrassed, which made for a very cute Kakashi, even if they were still naked in the middle of the kitchen recently fucked. "It just felt right when you said those words, I wasn't even thinking about it at all…"

"It's ok love." Obito pecked his cute boyfriend in the lips again. "Don't worry, let's both take it easy, we're gonna do whatever we wanna do, ok? I just wanna be with you always."

Kakashi rolled his eyes and called him Obito's favorite pet name. "Idiot. But ok. No freaking out, things will work out, right?"

"I think I'm turning you into a less anxious person." Obito rubbed their noses together in a playful way and Kakashi smiled sweetly.

"You're corrupting me, that's what you're doing."

"As if you weren't corrupted already when I got here! C'mon, let's take a bath and clean the table, I don't wanna eat our cum in a non-sexual context."

"Argh! Stop saying disgusting stuff." Kakashi wrinkled his nose and Obito gave him some taps on the ass to get them to the bathroom.

"It was you who started this housewife in an apron porn thing." He complained while following his naked boyfriend to their bathroom.

"Are you telling me you want us to have a normal and boring sex life?"

"Yeah, you're right, let the straights have that."

"Exactly. I'll just reheat the dinner after we're done." Kakashi shrugged as he turned on the shower and they waited for the water to get warmer.

"Ok… by the way babe… I don't think we own a butt plug." Obito crossed his arms and leaned on the wall with a smirk, just waiting to see Kakashi's reaction. It was great, he was blushing again, and fiddling around with his hands. How could he be such a pervert during sex and but after it he'd get so embarrassed with some of the stuff they did? He reads porn in public for fuck's sake!

"I… well, I bought one."

"You bought one?"

"I was coming home and saw on the shop and I've been meaning to make you a surprise like this for a while, so everything worked out and…"

Obito felt his eyebrows scrunching in confusion. "For a while?"

"Yes, you said something about that one time, before we were dating." explained as if it was obvious, but Obito couldn't remember it.

"Before we were dating?" That was some long ass time was going under the shower, letting the water splashed his chest and letting out a sigh.

"Yes, that day we visited the Ino-Shika-Cho dojo." Oh! Obito does remember that! Kakashi was frying something for their breakfast while naked! What a memory his boyfriend had.

"Shit Kakashi that was months ago." Kakashi just shrugged while he let the water hit his hair and Obito had to grab him in a bone crushing hug. "Oh my god, you're so cute sometimes!"

"Obito! Let go! We're gonna fall!" His boyfriend whined as Obito lifted him from the bathroom floor, but he wouldn't let go of Kakashi, he wanted to fold him all over like origami and swallow him or carve a Kakashi-sized hole in his chest just for him. Fuck, he loved this man too much. Maybe it really was time for him to check out how to get married in Australia. Maybe they could come back and file the papers or whatever. Oh, they should definitely have some sort of party! Whatever the love of his life wanted.