Fuck Disclaimers. Bow down and declare your undying love for Lala sama!

"Hooray! Escape successful but where am I?! Aren't I supposed to be on earth? Did warp kun malfunction?!" A gale whipped about toppling trees, flinging poor birds out of their homes and scaring the living shit out of animals as they ran for the hills terrified for their lives.

A slight wind built up blowing away the leaves from the origin point of the gale creating a slight depression into the ground.

The statement echoed for quite a bit before finally dying down as the source of it all stretched their body completely and utterly happy.

"Wait if I don't know where I am, doesn't that mean they don't know either?!" Her eyes widened as a humongous smile curled on her face.

"Lalalalala!" If anyone had seen the person who had scared away the animals that were not quite normal size would have to take a double- no a triple look to wonder if they were seeing things as the melodious sound rang out.

A highly attractive and curvaceous feminine figure stood in the middle of the foliage looking around with stunning emerald eyes wide with an innocence and curiosity only found in the most pure children.

An unmared canvas without the brush strokes of the harsh world.

Long vibrant pink tresses fell at her hips, framing her face as she bounded inside the forest jumping over the large tree roots navigating as if she had been raised there her entire life.

"Ah! Excuse me Mr. Fox?! But can you tell me where I am!" With a creak and a crack a boulder weighing many tons was lifted and heaved over her head as she bent down smiling at the fox she had sensed, her perfect shiny white teeth showing.

She had recognized it from her sister's research, a less fortunate cousin of the race foxians who had opposable thumbs!

The poor orange fox who had been trying to hide from the apex predator, eyes crossed before it yipped, falling over and dying of a heart attack.

"Ah he must be sleepy! Good night Mr. Fox!" She cooed at the cute fox as her long black thin tail with a heart formed at the end whipped about when she rested the boulder back down.

"Mhm! The air smells so good here! Nothing like back home! Stinky Papa!" The girl narrowed her eyes insulting her father without a second thought as she placed her hands behind her back skipping through the forest again spotting a long green-

"Weeeee!" Gripping a rather thick vine the girl swang like a maniac monkey before curling into a roll and dashing forward like an expert sprinter.

Keeping an eye out as she shifted through the forest, her green eyes sparkled taking in the beautiful scenery.

"It should be right here! Yay!" Her heels dug in the dirt when she landed lightly. Seeing the clear water she made her way over with the single-mindedness of a girl possessed.

Her ears had picked it up the minute she had gotten here and it was the first place she had made her way to.

After all-

Princess if there's a body of water there's more chances of a civilized race stationed there. Should you find yourself strand-

"Blah blah blah! Stupid tutors!" The girl stuck her tongue out deliberately forgetting she was using that same knowledge to help her get a grasp of the land.

She kneeled towards the water before dunking her head inside without second thought or care.

"Glob glob glob glob!" The girl made air bubbles under the water as she rinsed her face inside the water, happy eyes tracking all the different fishes inside it.

"Wow! I bet Nana chan would love seeing all you guys!" The girl spoke with her head still under at the many different breeds of unique fishes knowing how her sister loved documenting different worlds creatures.

Maybe when her smelly dad stopped trying to force her to marry someone she could bring Nana here?!

Pulling her head from under water the girl shook her it akin to a dog as she pulled her hair in one squeezing the water out.

A hint of worry shone in her face as the pretty features wrinkled.

"Ah but Peke is taking a bit long to follow- I hope everything is alright." The girl's shoulders dropped knowing her friend should be right after her but it was getting pretty long and-

Feeling anxiety she stopped before quickly shaking off the thoughts plaguing her.

Everything would be just fine~!

Hmm. Now in the meantime-

"I'm a bit hungry…" She rubbed her flat stomach feeling the ache as she realized she had been on the run for quite some time. Biting her lips she glanced around looking for something to eat, cringing away from the moldy mushrooms she saw giggling nervously.

She could more than likely eat them considering everything but ew no.

A pair of innocent yet disgusted eyes turned away from the mushrooms and towards the creatures gazing at her from behind trees as they startled before making a break for it, luckily saving their lives.

"Hmmm~" Turning away with a fun little hmm she looked down at the body of water she found staring at all the passing fish.

"I've never cooked before…ehehe." Getting up on her feet with a smile she turned away from the water before sitting her rump right over the edge of it.

Shifting her butt closer to the water she glanced back seeing her tail wiggling at her command before she shivered feeling the cold water hit her naked behind.

"Atatata cold! Alright tail kun! Go!" Within 10 seconds her tail repeatedly caught the passing by fishes not even disturbing any others that passed by making the process easier.

That was why when she stood with water dripping from her bouncy derriere her tail was filled with wiggling fishes trying to escape.

"Ahn~"

'Hmmm that feels so weird.' She felt a bit of a blush on her cheeks as she hurriedly moved the fishes, hating how the slimy wiggling felt on her tail, making her feel things she had no wish to ponder on.

Holding the disgusting flopping fishes the girl smiled seeing her dinner before she paled realizing she didn't know how to cook!

Rumble

"Ah whatever! I'll figure it out somehow, how hard can it be! I see the chiefs do it all the time!" Her optimism shone through as she nodded thinking she had it down packed.

This would be a breeze!

Spoilers- She failed!

(Some time later)

"Muuu~" Our pink haired heroine placed her head down depressed as she ate the burnt fish with the enthusiasm of a dying man. It tasted like burnt boots dipped in Gian sauce from planet Sila.

She was now sitting on a stump of a tree that was very coincidentally burnt at the base by something that seemed suspiciously like a powerful intergalactic laser of a certain race.

Of course she had no clue about that at all!

Still it was easy to make the fire to cook her game considering her tail talents but the result…

Snow white teeth took a big old chomp of burnt fish, bones and all as she swallowed it down painfully, not so much at the bones that should have killed her near immediately but the awful taste on her tongue.

And that was saying something considering she had never tasted something this awful in her entire life!

This was also the best of the batch she made…

The usually shameless girl could only be glad she was the only person here!

Feeling slightly irritated at not only eating literal boot flavored fish, she also for the 129th time swatted away another mosquito that decided to feast on her bare flesh. Again!

"Hmpf! Just you wait when Peke gets back I'll make a super duper global exterminator! Count your days!" The girl using her gifted sight cutely glaring at the insect she didn't really know the name of approaching in the eyes as she wagged a finger towards it warning it of its numbered days.

Said mosquito paused as if her warning of genocide worked before it immediately buzzed over to her before being crushed by a tail like it brothers.

Lala sighed, kicking her legs up high as she looked around with bored eyes. There was something to be said when someone with boundless curiosity, an expansive imagination, as well as holding the power to make them both reality became completely and utterly bored.

It wasn't that everything around here wasn't attention grabbing.

It was! Really really! But….

It wasn't the same with no one to talk to! Peke was her only company to share everything with and now with no one else in sight-

The girl's shoulders slumped as she took a bite of her crusty boot-fish.

"Hmm?" Her ears twitched however minutes after as she placed her fish down. She had already became familiar with the sounds around her but what she just heard-

'There it is again! A crunching sound!' The girl's eyes cut across the very dense foliage accurately pinpointing the sound. From the distance and the volume she should have heard that long before it became so close.

Slowly a wide smile spread across her face as she realized she may have come across a local! Or rather they came across her!

'Oh no but I'm not decent!' The girl was more worried about her rumpled hair than her absolute lack of clothing, trespassing, illegal hunting and numerous other crimes.

Sticking her tongue out just a bit she gently pulled a twig out of her hair patting it down making literally no difference as she straightened up her back hoping to make a brilliant first impression!

Her smile fixed in place she listened as the thumping of feet became louder and the crushing of fallen leaves also became more prominent.

'Oh~ I wonder what race they are! Could they be Balkeans?! No, this environment doesn't make that possible. They hate these kinds of climates! This seems like a planet that holds humanoids more than anything so maybe…Memorzeans? The possibilities are endless!'

The girl was pulled out of her observations as she heard 4 near silent pairs of feet landing right beside the initial feet walking to her.

'Ufufu teleportation? No, that was some kind of instantaneous movement!' The girl nearly vibrated as they basically gave her more details on them without even knowing, her tail bunching up in excitement.

She held her breath seeing a flash of blue from behind the trees as her eyes widened, catching the eyes of her first person here.

"Uwaaa~ He looks so important." The girl gasped to the point of exaggeration as she took in the appearance and read the name of the hat. Of course she could only assume he was a he with that build as the hat also blocked her line of sight of his face.

In fact the only thing she could see was a rather light shade of blue that seemed to swallow everything around her. That slow and even pace reminded her of the very few times she saw her own father when he was about to take on a powerful civilization.

The long cloak adorned with intricate red and white patterns, rested on his shoulders like a feather in the wind.

The hat, a broad-brimmed conical piece along with pieces of white fabric to hide his face, rested securely atop his head, emblazoned with a very distinct symbol.

Fire shadow. So coooool~

Way cooler than her Papa anyway.

Glancing behind him she blinked a bit, catching sight of the animal mask and the matching uniforms realizing this was a militant force like the army back home. They were all dressed in black clothing, gray jackets, metal arm guards and gloves, along with sandals with spikes.

"Oooo~" After staring at the female with a panda mask who had a sword on her back she glanced back at the one who actually had her attention before blinking back confused.

'Hmm? Were his eyes always orange!' The girl questioned confused before shrugging accepting it as she got up dusting herself off.

Ignoring the way the four similarly dressed people got in front of the no doubt leader in battle stances she strode up to the orange eyed stranger with a bit of pep in her step smiling seeing his head cocking to the side.

"Good night sir-" Just about to ask for directions and try to sneak away, already having a bad experience with authority, the girl found herself looking cross eyed at the point of a rather neat blade.

Looking up her smile still in place she peered into the holes of the panda mask meeting brown eyes as what she realized was a girl her age spoke, her voice ringing with authority.

"You have trespassed onto Konoha's property without permission along with desecrating this sacred land with your perversion. You will quietly come with us and subject yourself to extensive interrogation to ascertain the designation of your loyalty…"

The pink haired heroine frowned a bit with every word tensing a bit as she was surrounded. She had thought she got away from all these constraints-

'Uwaaa this is bad. Warp kun is still on cool down too-' The girl who was more than a bit ditzy wasn't stupid as she felt the bracelet on her wrist.

She calmly glanced at the four beings then to the trees, her tail whipping up a bit showing exactly whose daughter she was as she smelt a battle approaching.

Sadly Peke had her access point to her weapons…

Lifting up her hand she pushed the blade down before the aggressive person could even register it then raised her hands in a universal position of surrender.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know all of that but to be honest I couldn't really control where I came even more than normal! Warp kun malfunctioned!" She explained to the spooked teen who was looking down at the blade impaled inside the ground making a visible deep sinkhole due to her strength.

She had been the only one to approach the males staying back with their heads turned to the side slightly yet still keeping her in their peripheral vision.

'Hmmm. Whoops? I got too agitated!' Lala chuckled, unable to help it, clamping up with a squeak when they looked at her like a monster.

Sweating profusely, Lala contemplated performing a wombo combo on them before quickly escaping before she felt the hair on her body standing up as…something she couldn't quite name washed over her like mist.

It was cold…very cold and yet it also felt warm?

She could only liken it to the candy balls from planet Huji. Hard on the outside but soft-

The pink haired girl's eyes immediately snapped towards the white donned male sensing he was the origin of the strange feeling also seeing that he was glancing behind her for some strange reason

Soon after the four soldiers who were accosting her pulled back quickly before kneeling with a harsh thump in deference behind the man.

"Hokage sama?" The girl stepped back a bit watching as she got a look at the local culture.

'Is that his name? Hokage? No, it's probably a title considering it is also on his hat!' The smart girl with nothing but her wits and body to her figured it out instantly.

Orange eyes with bars in them moved from where she estimated her little camp was towards her as they shone with a strange light before she finally heard his voice.

"You all, go finish up your shift rotations and leave. I'll be okay with our charming guest. She is harmless." His strict voice spoke volumes to the girl who's eyes bulged looking at him.

'I had been expecting someone old like my father's advisors but he sounds just my age?!' The girl was very surprised and delighted at this turn of events. Especially that he realized she wished for no conflict!

"Hokage sama?! We can't just leave you with an unknown interloper-!" A voice that she could only describe as…very passionate spoke causing the pink haired girl to frown just a bit. Especially at the interloper part, it was rather mean-spirited after all. However soon enough she regained her happy demeanor.

She had been looking forward to speaking alone with this leader.

"Interloper? Perhaps before but know that she is now considered my guest and Tortoise? I will see you all tomorrow." He didn't change his tone but she saw the shudder all the same.

Green eyes looked a bit regretful. She really didn't mean to get anyone scolded for doing their job but she took solace that someone with such a warm aura wouldn't be too harsh.

For a second it looked like they would argue and she herself worried, hoping they didn't get hurt knowing how armies worked before the one with eyes that seemed milky nodded silently before quickly vanishing in an up kick of leaves.

As if running away from her along with the second male and the only female.

However the third male Tortoise she remembered, stayed staring at her in a daze before the panda mask came back gripping him by his ears carrying them both.

She watched as they left via trees holding her breath. Finally hearing her heart pumping faster than normal she released her tension it with a "Waaa~"

Her shoulders slumped with a sigh as she felt the tension leaving, her legs also collapsing under her feeling the itch of the grass.

"Eiya~! I thought I left that kind of thing back at home! Thank you for getting rid of them! Ah! Not that I mean that as an insult! I'm sure they are lovely people!" She waved her hands sheepishly her eyes closing wondering why she felt so tense with them here and yet-

Rustle

She opened her eyes and tilted her head watching as he kneeled before her slowly, his taller, imposing form becoming equal with her.

Her green eyes stared into his orange ones as she realized he was evaluating her. It wasn't hard for her to see. In fact with all her experience it would be bad if she couldn't tell.

Not feeling anything malicious she simply sat allowing it. For some reason she didn't mind the eyes on her. He seemed a bit scary at first but now she realized he seemed more like -

Whatever he was looking for she didn't know but she couldn't help but feel relief when the orange eyes receded and the caution he had towards her that she sensed faded away slowly.

Her tail coiled back up unneeded.

"Good night. Did you enjoy your time here so far? I remember camping out here when I was younger….it has a charm to it doesn't it?" She blinked at the completely normal question nodding happily as she gave a megawatt thumbs up of approval.

"It was wonderful! These are very annoying though! You should get pest control!" She slapped another mosquito away to punctuate her point.

"I'm glad. Though I'm afraid I can't do anything about the insects right now, maybe I can help you…"

Rustle

His cloak rustled again as he offered her a compassionate bandaged covered hand and she looked at it for a second comparing as well as remembering only ever being offered it for who she was.

For what she could offer.

She smiled.

He didn't know who she was, did he?

"Why thank you! The grass was getting itchy!" Lala didn't even once hesitate in taking it with both her hands, curling them around his large palm.

"Wah~ So strong!" Lala giggled with wide eyes when she was lifted up like paper, her feet dangling before she was placed down gently, as if she was glass really.

What was that about?

"You're an excitable one huh? I can get behind that. Though you seem quite upbeat considering you've been caught trespassing out here of all places." He spoke to her his voice coming out a bit sharper yet reluctantly amused as she circled him excitedly.

Getting a read on him in his entirety as his head swiveled following her as if doing the same, his gaze notably stayed on her face never dipping.

She clasped her hands in apology with a sheepish smile on her face. She could tell he was being lenient for some reason and was glad he saw her plight.

"Oh sorry I don't know where here is and," Not knowing what he meant by that obviously having no clue where she was she moved on making sure to remember it.

"-that's an easy one! I like to call it making the best out of a bad situation! Thinking bad things all the time never got anyone anywhere! Oh and what is a Roku-daime Hokage and how can I get one of these cloaks and why are you wearing a veil and-!" The girl stopped dancing around him and raised said cloak from the back oooing as well as ahhhing when she saw the red flame like pattern clothing he wore underneath.

The girl who was cleverly observing did not get scolded like she thought she would as usual from someone with a position of power over her as he clearly did have now. Her father, her potential suitors, teachers-

Not at all.

In fact she was a bit shocked when instead her entire vision was soon dyed in white and she felt her skin that had been a bit nippy from being out in the open become warmer. The surprisingly warm cloak easily slid onto her covering her from her shoulders to her ankles.

"Your first question would take some time to answer but that is how you get a cloak like this in my experience. Usually someone gives it to you, passes it down in actuality. Though it's not always wanted or deserved in most cases."

She heard his whisper as he leaned down before she looked down too, seeing his bandaged hand along with his next one enclosing the cloak's latch around her collar bone covering her naked form.

However her attention was on his scar ridden hand that showed feeling her heartbeat quicken at the healed wound.

Instinctively her hand moved to examine it but he had already pulled away and she caught herself quickly shaking her head.

Feeling the fabric between her fingers she admired the softness and hand made craftsmanship thinking it was a bit tight in the chest area before she smiled again looking at him to thank him.

"...eh! Where did he go?!" She quickly blinked, swiveling her head before she found him already halfway to her camp.

Oh no!

She immediately jumped forward like a crazy person trying her best to stop him.

"Ahaahaha! Wait wait wait! Let me clean up first please, it's a bit of a mess! A girl needs time to clean, you know?!" Meeting a wall of back flesh the girl planted her feet down like an anchor trying to stop his advance being partially successful as he slowed down his head whipping back as if in surprise.

"Ohoho~? Why so scared? I'm just checking the land I govern. Don't worry, I don't think you did anything wrong. Like I said, you're harmless." He chuckled though it came out a bit strained when she dug her heels in like a stubborn bull almost completely stopping his momentum, shaking her head madly.

'Oh no! He's getting stronger and I don't want to hurt him!' The girl who was hanging on like a leech felt deep surprise when began overpowering the strength she was using, dragging her forward.

Deciding on a course of action she flexed her legs before jumping shortly and completely implanting her lower body into the ground.

"Sorry but I can't allow you….wait where did this log come from!" She gasped astonished as the wood broke in her strong grip before she paled.

"Upsy daisy!" Pushing herself out the girl crawled onto the leveled ground before her eyes widened and she lunged desperately but-

"Noooooo~" She screamed watching as he bent down and poked the completely charred fish.

Right after it crumbled into ashes before being taken up by the wind spread across the land forever more. Being laid to peace in hopes to not be caught by some crazy person in its next life.

Ooof

She landed with a sad little thump watching as the ashes of the fish flew into the dark sky with teary eyes.

'Ah- he must think I'm an awful cook now!' The girl wiped the tiny tears as she sat up on her rump feeling awful without knowing why.

Especially more so when she could hear the deep chuckle from here! No matter how pleasing it sounded and how unexpected him laughing was-

Actually she did a double take.

Looking at him with wide eyes she caught her first flash of his face when he turned to her a cheeky smile dancing on his lips that seemed perfect there.

'Handsome-'

"You…did you actually try to cook these or were they supposed to be charcoal? I mean even the bones are ashes! How did you manage that?"

Lala's shoulders dropped as she glared at him from the corner of her eyes feeling a tad embarrassed. He seemed so nice giving her this warm cloak and you know not arresting her yet-

"You big meanie!"

(Break)

"Still a meanie?" Lala growled like an annoyed cat when even with her enhanced reflexes the stick of juicy foreign fish stayed right out of her grasp with a simple shift and he mocked her with it.

Quickly throwing out her hands formed in claws the girl tried taking the fish stick from the surprisingly fast figure but no matter how quick she tried or how much wind kicked up at the small clash she didn't get further than a single inch!

Boink

"Owie!" The girl held her head when she proceeded to get boinked on the head by the stick admonishing her.

"You're telegraphing your movements-

Sniff

"Why are you being so mean!" She screamed at the dummy as she saw playful blue eyes widening.

Shoulders hunching she turned around away from him as her body shook her hair shadowing her face.

However a devious smile formed on her face as she heard him coughing before quietly saying. "Well you can have this I guess."

Spinning quickly with shining eyes she reached for the stick before being boinked on the head again. A bit harder this time.

"Owie but whyyyy!" She squealed out feeling the injustice as she held her pink hair.

"Save the crocodile tears. An amateur prank like that isn't enough to fool the best prank…ster?" His voice trailed off in astonishment as he quickly glanced at his empty hand.

"Wha-

Nom

Chewing on the well cooked fish quickly she swallowed it down in less than a second, her tail shoving it down her mouth as she smiled widely at his flabbergasted eyes looking at the life-like tail.

"I gwuess it was enwough!" She giggled, almost feeling the eye roll as he turned away tending to the fire.

Gulping down the very tasty fish adamant that she would make a better one she licked her fingers after the last bone was down burping cutely.

"Excuse me!" She said without a hint of shame as she turned her attention back to the one who made it for her.

She frowned.

'Oh no, why does he seem so sad!' she thought panicking with swirly eyes seeing him simply staring in the crackling fire illuminating the makeshift camp as if dazed.

Well, she thought he was staring at it anyway. He didn't really take off the hat yet after all.

"Thank you for feeding me! I didn't think you could cook so well. I'm Lala. Can I get your name?" The now named Lala asked hoping to stop whatever was happening as his head pulled away from the fire turning towards her.

'Successss!'

"Lala?" He made a noise of confusion as she nodded rapidly, enjoying the way her name rolled off his tongue in that strange little accent.

"Hmm I couldn't put a name to you before but Lala suits you perfectly." He nodded as if to say "as expected".

"Well Lala you can call me Naruto." He shifted before turning back to the fire as she sighed pouting seeing her plan failed.

So instead of trying to change it subtly she simply said.

"Why are you sad?"

"Sad?" He didn't turn again but she could hear the shift in his voice now surprised.

"Yes. At first I couldn't tell but you seem really sad. Even more now and it's worrying me." She said with concern lacing her tone as she placed a hand on her chest.

Never let anyone say Lala wasn't honest in her intentions as she watched him like a hawk fiddling with his act of kindness.

That seemed to be the wrong thing to say however as he flinched a bit finally turning to her looking at her in a complicated mix of emotions.

"You care that much about someone you've just met? That's not a good thing you know? People would take advantage of such a pretty girl like you with that big of a heart. Take advantage of anyone really…"

Lala certainly didn't know which it was, whether his concern or his compliment but she felt a bit warm inside as she smiled flexing her arm.

"Don't worry, I'm very strong and I think I'm a good judge of character! I haven't been wrong yet, unless you want to be the first?!" She questioned in a faked gasp as he chuckled the cloth of the hat shaking.

"You can put those bad boys away, I won't betray anyone's trust who actually trusts me."

'Hmmm' She knew something was dark in his voice but ignored it for now as she scooted over the log feeling like he had opened up to her.

Just a bit.

"Not only that you aren't a stranger, you gave me your cloak and name afterall. Soooooo what's the problem? Why so sad!" She observed him not moving as she yanked his arm into a hug pressing it to her chest.

"Ahem-" She looked confused seeing him look away minutely thinking her plan failed as his arm also tried to tug away from her. However, not wanting her progress to dissipate into thin air and genuinely wanting to help, she held it firmly feeling the shiver that ran through it.

After a bit of time that seemed longer to her, he sighed and she smiled, feeling him not resisting any more.

"Is this how people felt with me? I won't so much as say I'm sad…Lala, more tired I guess? I feel like my life has gone completely off track at some point. Even the things I once longed for don't feel very good now that I have it."

Lala squeezed his arm in support when he stopped letting him know she was listening.

"...how would you feel if even though you tried your hardest you still failed at something crucial to you? That even with failure clinging onto your very soul people still find a way to make it worse? To make you feel worse?"

Lala stared unmoving into his eyes as he shifted the white hokage hat from his head keeping eye contact with her as vitriol spilled from his fanged teeth.

She didn't budge at the demonic crimson shade slowly crawling on the white of his eyes nor did she turn her eyes towards her first look at his full face.

"How would you feel that even though you lost everything and that your chest hurts so much people still want to make it worse? That even if you gave them everything you had down to your blood, your flesh, your sanity they still blame you for something you didn't even do? Never letting you forget?"

'Okay that's it!' The girl raised her hands slowly as he continued speaking his words coming out more and more angry. She knew exactly what he needed!

"How would you feel if you led these very same people out of a conflict they had no right in surviving, pushed yourself to your very limits just so they could, went against your very own morals-! Bwa?!"

Squish

Lala's hands took a hold of his face seeing the incredulously baffled look as she squished it in multiple shapes enjoying herself.

'This is fun!' The girl nearly lost sight of her objective as she manipulated the whiskered cheeks of the surprised teen.

Nearly.

"Honestly? I would run away but you need a nice good sleep mister! Unfortunately I have no snickers so this will have to do-"

He soon caught himself moving her hands away shaking his head as she got a nice and steady grip.

"Sleep? Do I look like some kind of kid- H-huh why am I-?"

"One, two, three! Hyaaa!"

Swoosh

Bam

'Oooo~ was that too hard? He seems very strong so-'

Lala winced when the teen's back hit the tree cracking it from where she threw him but giggled seeing him no worse for wear just looking at her completely dazed from her random assault.

Yawning as she got up stretching she walked towards him pulling her cloak tighter feeling the chill and the allure of sleep coming on her.

"Don't worry, just take a nice long rest and I'm sure everything will be fine! Hopefully Peke will be here by then too!" The girl crawled on the grass approaching the wide eyed blonde who was gaping before reaching him.

'Hmm which one is more comfy?' Lala had a split second life dilemma looking at his shoulder and then his lap before ultimately choosing to go with the laziest option.

"Good night! And remember everything will be better tomorrow!" The girl yawned, placing her head on the completely still lap shifting before she dozed off without a second thought.

Permanently ensuring that she had one of the best sleeps she had in months and simultaneously torturing her new friend before he too fell to the charms of his new guest, interloper, friend following her lead.


Making it out of Konoha with this one and writing is hard!