Again Fuck Disclaimers: Bow to Lala sama

"Mgggg five more minutes~," she murmured, instinctively shifting closer, seeking the warmness that was wrapped around her as she tried slipping back into her deep sleep.

She had been having such a good dream too! It was one where her father never even thought about marrying her off and instead she was still back at home inventing more of her precious babies!

Her mother came back home more often to play with her and her sisters, dragging her father along kicking and screaming. Slowly it had morphed into something where she was never a princess and instead just a regular girl from a not so normal family!

It was such a good dream too and she really didn't want to wake up from it…

But whatever was on her head pressing down gently wasn't a bad trade off and she would know! She had many classes on economics after all-

"...urto ..ono." Lala's ears twitched as she woke up from her groggy state last night's events being a bit of a blur.

"...ally? …ow …prising." The voices came a bit more clearer and instinctively she stilled her body and heartbeat so as not to attract attention.

"Yes Naruto dono! Lala sama was quite the rambunctious child! Why I remember there another time where her father-"

Wait, she knew that voice anywhere!

"Peke!!!" The thought of hiding her awoken state immediately flew out of her mind as she zoomed from her comfortable bedding straight towards the voice she heard, tackling the poor little robot into the floor with a squeal!

"Lala sama you're awake!" Peke squeaked as she was enveloped into a warm hug trying her best to respond in kind!

"Oh Peke, I thought I lost you forever!" Lala wailed aloud holding her friend to her chest as she squeezed the ever living stuffing out of her!

"I've missed you too Lala sama! It was quite a hassle to find you but it was worth it!"

Happy to hear it Lala simply squeezed her little friend harder for a good bit before coddling the little robot to her chest.

"Oh by the way, Peke?" Lala said, looking down at the robot who titled her head in interest.

"Yes, Lala sama?"

"Who were you talking to just now when I was asleep? I don't see anybody here! Did you get damaged? Do you need adjustments?" Lala asked worriedly as she looked left and right seeing only tall trees the entire way.

"H-huh? Are you serious Lala sama? Weren't you just laying there…?" The robot sounded astonished as she asked the question.

"Hmm? What do you mean Peke?"

If a robot could sweat drop Peke would certainly be doing so, as she raised her hand before tapping Lala and whispering.

"Please look behind you Lala sama."

Lala blinked twice, feeling a bit confused as she turned her head before she stilled, her tail going ramrod straight in embarrassment.

"What's wrong Lala sama? Are you okay?" Lala glared down quickly at the laughing eyes of her friend squeezing her meanly as she flinched hearing the chuckle behind her.

"Erm-" Flustered she tried saying something but-

"What's wrong Lala sama? Do you need adjustments?" She heard him teasing her as she hung head and her tail down, finally turning to look at him with sheepish eyes.

"...you…heard all of that didn't you?" When he grinned nodding she couldn't help but drop her shoulders! He was seeing the worst sides of her wasn't he?!

"Heh…I haven't been forgotten like that since I was younger! I didn't know I was that boring!" He crossed arms looking away with a slight pout as she tried her best to control her smile as she leaned forward.

"Hmm~" She gave him a once over before sniffing like she remembered Nana did.

"Maybe just a bit boring!"

"Hey, I am not boring!" He sounded so offended she nearly giggled at the silliness.

"But, that's exactly what someone boring would say, sorry!" She tried biting back her giggles, failing as he looked comically shell shocked, his eyes wide and his mouth gaping, as if realizing she was right!

Not even bothering to control herself she busted into a fit of giggles, squeezing Peke who was suspiciously quiet, lighting up the forest with the beautiful sound.

Catching herself before she began hiccuping, the girl's vision slowly came back as she ignored the strain in her cheeks from the freeing laughter.

However she had another dilemma to solve.

"Oh um-" She finally caught the blonde leader looking directly at her with an eyebrow raised in amusement, his face back to its calm state, with his cheeks pressed against his knuckles.

"Good morning Lala."

Feeling her heart beating a bit too quickly to be normal she looked away quickly before looking back at him with a wide beaming smile

"Good morning Naruto!"

With a silent Peke glancing to and forth both teens with turmoil in her eyes as she felt the shy squeeze from Lala sama.

'Oh Lala sama…'

"So Peke, what took you so long? Did daddy's men keep you away?" Lala asked cupping a handful of water to bring up above her head before allowing it to run over her bare body, washing off the dirt into the stream.

Peke, who was floating near her, holding up the cloak she got from her new friend, turned towards her before shaking her head.

"No Lala sama, in fact I think the malfunction finally got you your wish. I saw not a single hair of either Sir Zastin nor his men the entire time I was here."

Lala eyes widened at the information as she looked at her friend intently.

"Really? That's surprising. He's usually right behind me no matter where I go. I wonder…" Lala had a guess about what could have happened but it was too early to say.

"Yes, it wasn't him who was the problem. It was Uzumaki Dono's men instead." Unbeknownst to the robot, she shivered, her flying stuttering a bit.

Lala however caught it as her eyes narrowed with no amusement.

"Did they hurt you Peke?"

The robot looked at her surprised at the tone but quickly shook her head.

"No…but it was a near thing. I had not thought they would have reacted so badly to a flying object above their village but the next second I knew, I was being shot out of the sky by a varying amount of…natural elements!" The robot's tone slowly got more whiney before it sounded like it was crying.

Then she began crying!

Lala quickly moved to her side holding her as she asked what was wrong again.

"Peke?!" She had never seen her friend so inconsolable!

"Oh Lala sama! I do not deserve to be your partner any longer! I have been brought so low!" The robot brought a tissue from out of somewhere blowing its imaginary nose.

"Why would you think that? I haven't thought that ever!" Lala said feeling pain at the statement.

Peke, still sobbing, began telling her story through hiccups.

Peke hadn't been too far from her when she arrived at the planet. She was just outside the village actually, another malfunction from warp kun who could only transport living matter. So following the signals from said bracelet, Peke had flown over the village walls circumventing the need to go through the gate.

It was supposed to be smooth sailing from there. She was supposed to fly right over the village and head straight to the dense forest but then a bullet of earth nearly wiped her off the planet, then a beam of high pressurized water, then a scorching stream of fire.

Scared out of her mind she immediately dived down into the village trying to escape them.

She couldn't however as they somehow found her no matter where she hid. Behind a wall, inside a house, even in the gutters! It was like they had x-ray vision!

"And then it got worse!"

"Worse?!" Lala gasped in shock as Peke nodded quickly.

"Worse! They brought out dogs Lala sama! Dogs! Who does that! One even tried biting me! They smelled awful and looked like they wanted me as their chew toy!"

Lala worried her lower lip listening to her poor friend's account.

"How did you escape?"

Peke flinched and she wailed again, getting Lala to sweat drop. Was it that bad?

"You must promise that you won't tease me Lala sama! I wouldn't be able to live if you did!"

"Of course Peke, you know me!" Lala nodded, looking her seriously in the eyes.

Peke looked down before whispering what she did hesitantly and Lala leaned to hear better.

"I made a deal with a despicable cat and it allowed me to become its temporary clothes until I lost their pursuit. I've never been so dirty before but at least they didn't question it…."

"You…?" Lala's face twitched and Peke immediately looked up.

"Don't laugh Lala sama- Pffft!"

"Hahaha! Peke that's what you're so sad for?! I thought it was something serious!" Lala eyes lit up as she stroked the sulking robot.

"It is serious! My honor is gone and now I'm unsuitable for you!" Peke said with her shoulders…err material slumping.

"Oh Peke, it was far more honorable of you to go to such lengths to reach me instead of leaving me alone here. You're just as good as any knight back home."

The poor robot looked uncertain but Lala continued with a small smile.

"You may think otherwise Peke but if anything you're my knight in dirty armor! I'd never get rid of you, so stop worrying!" Lala ended that conversation with her sentence, opening her arms and letting her friend go free as she bent down cleaning herself.

"Hmmm as expected from a Princess of Deviluke, you have a way of words!" Peke, sounding much more energetic shouted the statement.

"Hehe! Well I did pay some attention in negotiations so I could pass!" Lala admitted as she finished cleaning herself standing up.

"So you found me in the forest with Naruto?"

Peke nodded sheepishly looking away with embarrassed eyes.

"Yes, a-apparently they never stopped tracking me so they followed me all the way into the forest and N-Naruto dono called them off?" The robot looked embarrassed as Lala looked at her with wide eyes.

"B-but you said you lost them…?"

Wasn't this a story of resilience and courage?

Why was there deus ex machina?!

"Ehem did I? I don't remember tha-" The robot was grabbed and shaken around like a toy, screaming the entire way as Lala vented.

Feeling much better, letting her go as the dizzy robot spun around, Lala took the cloak from her hands as she looked at it, taking a quick sniff.

Mmmm~

"Aren't you going to wear me Lala sama?" Peke asked meekly as Lala hummed.

She should probably give this back shouldn't she? Ugh but she wanted to keep it so badly…

'I'll just ask to keep it, otherwise Peke may get sad!'

"Okay Peke go ahead!"

"Right away Lala sama Dress Form: Change!"

With a quick shine of light Peke disappeared before reappearing on her figure like a skintight suit with the same color and characteristics of Peke.

Expect for a frilly skirt at her hips and the large hat shaped like the robot's head, along with black devil wings protruding from it, she was a near exact replica of a life sized Peke.

A very cute one some may say.

"Mooouu~ Peke! A bit tight!" Lala complained poking the area of her boob watching as it jiggled.

"Sorry Lala sama, it seems you have grown even more since coming here." The robot spoke as it adjusted to her size, making sure she had breathing room.

"Much better, thank you." Lala smiled, before holding out the cloak.

"Can you clean it please?" A beam of light zapped the cloak and the dirt and grass was immediately expelled off of it.

"Thanks~" Folding the cloak up neatly and patting it down she put it under her arm before marching back into the forest.

She spotted him immediately leaning on a tree looking around with those tired eyes she saw before.

"Naruto! Thank you for waiting!" She shouted, getting him to glance over to her with a smile and a wave. Though she did catch his eyes widening slightly.

"No problem. It's polite, you know?" He said as she came to stand right in front of him holding out the cloak.

"It was very warm and cozy. Thank you for lending me it!" She watched as he looked down at it.

"I'm surprised you're giving me this back, you looked real comfortable with it." He joked trying to take it but unable to as she kept a hold of it.

"Hmm?" He looked up into her eyes as she smiled without any shame.

"You're right! It was nice, that's why I want to ask if I can have it…you know as a little gift?!" She beamed upwards to him, her eyes nearly shining as she tried to sway him.

He tugged it out of her hands with all the ease of stealing candy from a baby.

"No."

"Wahh?!"

He cackled, putting the cloak back on while leaving the hat off as he glanced at her slyly.

"I'm kidding Lala. You can have your pick of my 10 identical ones later but I'm going to need this one today you know?" He pacified her as she calmed down from her outburst feeling happy.

"Reeeally?" But she had to make sure!

"Really really." He nodded seriously.

"Really really really?"

"Really Really Really Really."

"Really Really Really Really Really?!"

"Really reall-"

"Naruto dono! I know you're kind and benevolent but that is no reason to follow Lala sama on her tangents! She can do this for days! She has done this for days!" Peke saved the readers- ehm time for everyone present interrupting them as Naruto scratched his head.

"Hah sorry Peke chan, wherever you are." Naruto looked confused as Lala felt a surge of something at the address but smiled happily to see her friends getting along.

'This is great!'

"Then shall we go? I could stay out here all day but I doubt you want to be stuck here instead of getting something…proper to eat." Lala pouted at the playful dig but nodded to him putting her hands behind her back as she walked up to him suddenly.

"Well Naruto, please show me your home!" She observed his face watching for his reactions to the close proximity but he turned away far too quickly leaving her to sulk.

"So you want to see my home huh? Think you can keep up Lala?" She was delighted however when he kicked off the ground just like his previous subordinates and was immediately in the nearest tree, nearly flying away!

Wahhh he was fast!

"You should hurry Lala sama! When they accelerate it's hard to pin them down! As a princess of Deviluke you mustn't lose, not even to Naruto dono! " Peke said and Lala immediately took off her wings unfurling with a mighty heave and laughter spilling out of her.

"Naruto! Wait for meeee!"

"I lost!" Lala said as she tumbled in front of the stationary Naruto who had just arrived before her.

Getting up and sitting on her but she heard him speak as he offered a hand to her again.

"Don't sweat it, you'd need more experience to beat a leaf ninja in his own element. I'm sure those wings of yours just need some experience." He chuckled as she took his hand pulling herself up.

'A leaf ninja?'

"Actually these wings are not why I can fly! I actually built an anti-gravity system that allows me to float inside Peke, then I made the wings to propel me wherever I need it to!" She gave him a run down as he looked a bit surprised at the information.

"A anti gravity system? I can guess what it does but…" His eyes then turned to the hat looking mighty confused but ultimately he shrugged before looking down at her again.

"You built it? Your people must be really advanced if even the young ones can do that."

Lala, about to tell him all about Deviluke, was interrupted by an upset Peke.

"Actually Naruto dono, while it is true Deviluke is one of the most technologically advanced planets in the cosmos, that is not why Lala sama can make such a thing. In fact it is because Lala sama is a brilliant inventor with no known equal! Why her own mentors were so impressed by her ability they wanted to use it for the military-"

"Peke! Enough! That doesn't matter at all!" Lala pouted, slapping the hat on her head. She didn't care about those kinds of things!

"B-but I just wanted Naruto dono to know!" The robot cried out feeling wronged.

About to scold her again Lala paused when she felt the hand on her head.

"Peke chan. Thank you for telling me this. I had no idea Lala was such a talented girl. You're a great friend. Someone's accomplishments should never go unacknowledged." Lala's eyes widened at the turn of events, her eyes darting to his face quickly.

"Naruto dono!" Peke cried out, evidently deeply gratified.

"No, no, Naruto you don't have to-!" Lala tried waving her hands in a panic but she was cut off by a hand on her shoulder clasping down gently.

'Eeep!' The girl blanked when the boy/teen/man bent a bit lower to her level with a smile.

"Good job Lala."

Lala stared at him in a daze, her green eyes dilated as she took in his every movement.

However it wasn't long before she caught herself but she was unable to hide the wide smile that stretched across her cheeks like the world's greatest winner.

"Thank you Naruto, you're a very kind person, I'm so glad we met…" His face faltered a bit but he sent her a small smile, squeezing her shoulder before turning around.

Walking behind him, she stared at his back blankly.

'...a very complicated kind person…' She wondered what this pounding was in her chest. It ached but it was very pleasant. She tried making more of that feeling walking forward faster, feeling it intensify with each step.

'Oh it's coming from him…' She thought brushing her arm against his, feeling that sensation tingle on her skin. He looked over to her with a raised eyebrow but she latched onto his arm without a care in the world feeling the sensation explode inside her chest.

"Mggg-"

"Are you alright?"

"...mhm! I've never been better!" She squeezed his arm, relishing the feeling of the hardness before pushing away with her smile fixed in place. The feeling went away sadly, lingering, but she felt she got something better than the temporary loss of contact.

"Are you always this expressive?" He said with an amused huff as she turned around looking at him with crescent eyes nodding.

"Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be? It's so much fun! Now, are you going to show me around already? I'm dying to see your village!" she said, glancing at the imposing gate ahead, the dark iron frame looming tall, intricately wrought with swirling patterns.

Flanking the gate on the sides, was a large sturdy stone wall far taller than her, about 3 times her height.

"Don't worry too much. It's not going anywhere." She watched as the gate was opened before them with a loud bang and they passed through easily.

'Guards?' She thought seeing the 10 guards all in heavy dark green flak jackets saluting as they passed by.

"Good day Hokage sama!"

He didn't acknowledge them as they walked by, and her curiosity got the better of her when she noticed the numerous wooden boards outside the gates, each covered in countless names.

Toys, flowers, cards, blankets, tags, rings, and countless other items were left beside many of the names, and a sinking feeling settled in her gut. She feared she knew what it all meant but she had to make sure.

"Why is that forest so special Naruto? I also remember your subordinate saying it was some kind of sacred ground?"

He didn't pause but he gave her a glance that sent her…

She stopped right as he did so feeling like this was important.

He glanced back for a second before sighing.

"In simple terms it used to be a place called the forest of death. Simply because of the dangers that were rampant inside it."

Lala met his gaze.

"But now the name is much more appropriate. Just know had you gone a bit further than you did…you may have bucked into something rather depressing." He chuckled but it came out empty, not a single bit of life that he once showed in glimpses.

"Do you want to know more?"

Lala looked down and shook her head. It wasn't hard for her to put the pieces together.

As he walked forward Lala kept quiet knowing it wasn't the time.

Not when she was so close to a mass burial ground.

"Here we are! Konohagakure! What do you think Lala?" He asked as they finally made their way towards the end of the dirt path.

"It's certainly something! We don't have anything like this back home!" Lala said with a smile looking at the large wooden walls with curiosity in her eyes. There were a lot of carts too trying to get in the gates she saw and she was deeply curious about what the rush was.

"Though I'm not quite sure why your walls are so big? Are you keeping something out?" She glanced over to him hoping he knew but the completely lost look on his face told her everything.

"Actually I never paid attention in class so I have no idea!" He scratched his head looking away sheepishly as she giggled.

"That's funny, I never paid attention in class either!"

"Oh? We may have more in common than I thought but Lala? Can I ask you something?"

Lala was confused but nodded.

"Can you…or Peke chan change your clothes a bit? It's alright if you can't but it would be good if you didn't attract too much attention to your outworldly origins."

"Hmm~…that makes sense." Lala nodded slowly before asking Peke.

"Peke, did you get a good look at them? Can you emulate their clothing for me?"

"Of course Lala sama, you designed me after all! I have the perfect thing for you, Dress Form: Change!"

The process from before repeated with a quick flash of light and Peke changing her form. However this time she was donned in a form-fitting black skirt that fell just above her thighs, cinched at the waist with a pink sash, with a bit of mesh under armor showing where the chest line of her shirt dipped.

Her arms too were equipped with pink fingerless gloves that extended to her elbows, while her legs were clad in pink thigh-high socks, leading down to her fancy new black slippers.

Lala wiggled her arms feeling quite satisfied when she looked up to Naruto with a grin seeing his stunned face.

"What do you think?! Is it good enough?" She pivoted on her feet twirling 3 times, feeling her skirt fly upwards as her tail bunched up at her hip bone was exposed.

"...well firstly...please stop spinning and you blended in quite well? Though are your transformations usually so…freeing? In a clothing manner I mean." He asked with astonishment and she finally saw the pink tinge on his cheeks as he glanced away scratching his cheek.

He could blush?! How cute! She wanted to see more-

"Well you have to get undressed to dress yourself right?" She said smoothing down the skirt as she patted her chest causing it to bounce.

He looked at her strangely like he wanted to say something but it seemed he changed his mind as he sighed.

"You're right I suppose. Now come with me. It's time I've introduced you to my home for the last 16 or 17 years? I'm not sure…time has flown by so fast."

Lala frowned, wishing she could rid him of those feelings but as soon as he showed them, they vanished and he picked up his hat from where it was hanging on his neck then placed it on his head.

Glancing at her through the Veil, he made a curling gesture with his hand evidently calling her over.

By his side in a second Lala watched as he placed his hand onto her shoulder shivering but otherwise keeping calm.

"I'm just going to move past all the traffic first okay? Hokages don't wait in lines after all." He sounded very proud to say that.

"Oh, please, go ahead. I never liked those either—whoaaaaaa waaaaahahahah!" Lala barely had time to register her words before they shot forward in a blur. Colors merged into a distortion, sound warped, and the wind whipped against her skin.

In an instant she adjusted somewhat to the massive speeds, registering the impact as he landed against the wall, then with a powerful leaping kick, they launched upward, ascending the towering structure with a single step floating just above the wall before landing softly.

"That…was…amazing!" Lala, who had been let down to stand on her own feet, tumbled a bit at the vertigo, never having gone that fast without some stabilizing equipment as she fell into strong arms.

"I must concor Naruto dono, that was quite the exciting experience. Usually we have to build up to such a speed, instead you went from 0 to 100 in one step!" Peke's own voice was a bit less than focused, clearly having been affected as well.

A chuckle answered the enthusiastic response clearly understanding why they were astonished.

"I'm glad you guys enjoyed it but maybe we should stick with one pleasure at a time yeah?" Lala hummed, feeling the vertigo rapidly receding for some reason as Naruto's hands lingered on her back before steadying her on her feet.

"Now are you ready to see my village? Don't get too shocked now." Lala wasn't able to hear the tinge of a rather impish mischief in his tone as she felt her heart beating in excitement.

"I've been ready for it Naruto! If you could have sped us here so quickly you should have done it already!" Lala said as she began walking forward to see over the wall.

"Well if I did that…" Lala's eyes bulged in shock.

"I wouldn't have been able to enjoy this moment nearly this much! Pfft hahaha!" The teens' laughter echoed as Lala looked at the village with at least half of it completely flattened in shock.

"Well? Was it everything you thought it would be?"

"It's…nice?" Lala turned trying to keep her optimism but her eyes eventually turned back to the crater. She could see many people working from up here, many half constructed works and hundreds of tiny dots scrambling as they made steady progress.

She heard the footsteps near her and she turned seeing her new friend give her a look before scanning over the village slowly.

They stood quietly for a moment.

"It used to be all flattened." She perked up hearing him speak.

"All of it?" It was a bit suffocating to think about. She had heard of the planets her father destroyed in his conquest but she had never witnessed something like this upfront.

"Mhm." He nodded, an indifferent gleam taking over his eyes as she spoke.

"Gone. And everyone else would be too if not for the old lady." He turned to the stone mountain she saw was being carved into.

"Her…was she your predecessor?" Lala asked softly, seeing the bubbling emotion in his eyes.

He nodded once but didn't day anything else on it.

"They lost a lot but they're doing better now. Much better. They always become resilient when they have a common enemy to face." His face seemed a tad bit bitter before it was washed away with a sigh.

"Sorry, that prank probably wasn't very funny. I think I'm losing my touch!" Lala watched as he slumped a bit before she shook her head.

"No…" He turned his head towards her confusion dancing in his eyes.

"I think it's wonderful you can still joke around with something like this going on. Maybe you're gaining your touch back? It was pretty funny!" She smiled hoping it would lighten the mood.

"Really? If you say so…"

"I do!"

He looked at her seemingly at a loss at what to do before he chuckled.

"Really?"

She grinned at him. Splendid. Now if she could only keep that smile!

"Really, really!"

"Really Really Really?"

"Really Really-

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