This is a fanfic that I wanted to do in a base of ´´What if Issei had a GOOD friend´´. A devil Diamond was the main inspiration for this one, that fic is the one that I can tolerate Issei and this one the role of the best friend since childhood will go to Kaneki. Think of Issei as Hide, I mean I could see those two hanging out. This will be interesting to see the transformation of both boys at the same time and see where this going to go. I hope to get everyone excited.

On Kuoh City.

This city was known as one of the most progressive and sucessfull in all of Japan. One of the main reasons was their super elite school Kuoh Academy. The school was a haven for people who would go on to get great and steady jobs.

However, not all people that go to Kuoh Academy were all upright or model students.

Take for an example this boy, Issei Hyodou. He might look like the average not at all special teen, but Issei Hhdou had a huge thing that made him pop out from the crowd. He was the biggest pervert in the whole school, he had his dream to form the greatest Harem of all time, plus get the name of ´´Harem King´´ to himself. However, no girl would ever get a look at him.

At the moment the teen was having dreams about boobs on his bed, he was going to get late for school. Luckily someone came to his room to wake him up, his only ´´true friend´´ Ken Kaneki.

Kaneki was also not a very spectacular boy, while Issei had his pervert side being his standard character, ken was more shy and gentle. The boy was also very weak, and Issei was always the one that had to stand up to him. Despite being polar opposite the two have been best friends for over a decade, even after Kaneki mom died Issei family took him to live with them, but they kept his last name due to her honor. Right now, Kaneki was wearing the standard Kuoh male uniform while seeing Issei was still on his bed.

''Issei wake up! It's time to leave.'' Said Kaneki.

''Five more minutes.'' Said Issei drooling.

''No we have to go! We are going to get late!'' Said Kaneki.

''Oh come on Kaneki, let me sleep a little more. I am about to grab some nice tits.'' Said Issei almost waking up.

''No! We need to leave now!'' Said Kaneki getting annoyed.

''Urhg fine.'' Said Issei getting dressed up.

Later

The two boys were now dressed and leaving for school. While walking there Kaneki could see that Issei had something in his mind, he was super quiet all the way.

''What´s wrong?" Asked Kaneki.

''Kaneki, why did we joined Kuoh Academy in the first place?" Asked Issei.

''I joined because you also joined, I thought it was because of a good education, but I overheard you saying something about girls?" Asked Kaneki.

''Of course! This school used to an all-girls one. Now they are co ed, which means it has more females' students around! Don't you see my friend! This is my chance! I can have the harem that I always dream of having!'' Said Issei a bit loud.

''Its going to be a bit difficult, you´re not very subtle when it comes to girls.'' Said Kaneki.

''Come on man, this is your chance to have someone in your life too. Maybe you can finally see the values of tits too.'' Said Issei putting an arm on his best friend shoulder.

''don't be so loud Issei! I don't want to get into any more trouble thanks to you.'' Said Kaneki looking annoyed.

''Please Kaneki, you got help me. If you get me someone, I can help you get someone too. What do you say pal?'' Asked Issei.

Kaneki was a bit angry at first, but Issei had a good heart. Despite this whole ´´Breast Love´´ shit, he was always there for him.

''Ok, but first you should at least get a single girlfriend. Then you might as well thinking of getting a harem, as crazy as that sound.'' Said Kaneki.

''that's cold man.'' Said Issei feeling insulted.

''Why don't you try to change your attitude? Like being more respectable and a new person?" Asked Kaneki.

''Hey! Do you want me to change who I am?! Unbelievable! I rather die than change my ways.'' Said Issei.

''You are already label as a pervert! I don't know what else to say!'' Said Kaneki pissed.

''Oh please, I don't know what is wrong with what I do?" Asked Issei and then someone shouted at them.

''Hey! Are you Issei Hyoudou?" Asked a third year.

The two boys saw two tall third years ´´Senpai´´ coming towards them. They were more body builders than high schoolers, leaving both Issei and Kaneki scared.

''Yes.'' Said Issei.

''And you´re that weak friend of his Ken Kaneki?" Asked

''Uh yes.'' Said Kaneki in fear.

''Really dude!'' Though Issei pissed, he wanted Kaneki to start fighting for himself.

''We heard both of you were spying on the girls changing yesterday. Is that true?" Asked the first senpai.

''What! I wasn't there! Issei wasn't too right?" Asked Kaneki looking at Issei, who started sweating.

''Uh…'' Said Issei all nervous. He was there and he saw the girls changing.

''You two are dead!'' Scream the second senpai ready to beat the two.

''AAAAAAAAAH!' Scream Issei and Kaneki running.

The two kept running and running through the surroundings of Kuoh Academy, they weren't the best runner but when it came to run for the life's they might as well be athletes.

''Who did you spied for them to get this pissed?" Asked Kaneki to Issei.

''I don't know! Hey, who are you pissed that I saw?!'' Asked Issei.

''My girlfriend Hana. We been seeing each other for 8 months and I never even see her in a bikini!'' Said the first senpai.

''Oh yes she has a nice bust!'' Said Issei remembering who he was talking about.

''Issei!'' Scream Kaneki pissed, Issei made things worst.

''Sorry!'' Said him.

A few minutes Later

The two managed to outrun the two senpais. Hiding in the bushes and almost playing dead. It was going to be a nightmare for a few days, but hey this is what they get.

''We lost them.'' Said Kaneki.

''Thank God!'' Said Issei relieved.

Soon Kaneki hit Issei in the forehead with a flick.

''Ouch!'' Said Issei pissed.

''We wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for you and your tendencies Issei.'' Said Kaneki pissed.

''Hey! I saw an opportunity and I took advantage.'' Said Issei.

''Why would you always be like this?" Asked Kaneki with a headache.

''Its just who I am man. No further questions.'' Said Issei.

''Hey Issei! My man.'' Said a new voice.

The newcomers were the other so called ´´biggest perverts of school´´, Matsuda a shaved headed creep with a camera and Motohama a guy with glasses that could tell the bust size of every girl in school. Issei considered those two his others great friends, while Kaneki found them obnoxious.

''Oh Matsuda, Motohoma! What's up.'' Said Issei.

''We saw you two running away from those gorillas. Did you told about us too?" Asked Motohama worried.

''You two were also there?!'' Asked Kaneki shocked.

''Of course, an open chance like that who wouldn't take a peek? It's time for your to become a man Kaneki.'' Said Matsuda.

''I am not related to your perversions! Leave me alone!'' Said Kaneki pissed.

''Oh come Kaneki, it's not so bad. Once you see how good breasts are we will be pretty much like ´´blood brothers´´. Remember when mom and dad were out and we had that party?" Asked Issei.

''Yes, it was a horror show. Seeing three guys watching porn all night and ´´going to the bathroom´´ every 20 minutes is something that doesn't leave your head.'' Said Kaneki shivering.

''At least some girls go towards you, a pretty innocent face like you is more easy to attract more people.'' Said Motohama.

''I bet girls really like your poems. Have you seen the ones that I suggested?' Asked Matsuda.

Kaneki just looked annoyed at that, writing poems was his hobbie and he did to get away from stuff like…this. He would never write the shit that those three wanted, it was against his nature.

''You guys are the worst!'' Said Kaneki.

Then the four ended up walking back to the main building, on the way they noticed a building kind far away from the school. Standing near a window was a beautiful girl with long red hair.

''Who is that?" Asked Issei falling in love.

''Rias Gremory, third year and the president of the Occult Research Club.'' Said Motohama.

''She is so gorgeous.'' Said Issei.

''She is really pretty; I can agree with that.'' Said Kaneki and he and Issei fist bump at that.

''Yeah, but she also has one of the biggest chests in all of the school. Really wanted to squeeze those melons.'' Said Matsuda.

''You guys really know how to ruin the moment.'' Said Kaneki.

Inside of the old building

Rias Gremory was seeing the group walking back to school, she saw that it was a group of friends, but she could tell that the boy with brown hair had more proximity with the boy with short black hair.

''Akeno, who is that boy with brown hair?" Asked Rias asking her best president and Vice President Akeno Himejima.

''that's Issei Hyodou, one of the biggest perverts of the school.'' Said Akeno.

''And who is that one over there?" Asked Rias.

''Which one?" Asked Akeno.

''The one with black hair.'' Said Rias.

''Oh that's Ken Kaneki, really shy and innocent boy. They are apparently best friends for years from what I heard. They even live together it seems.'' Said Akeno.

''I see.'' Said Rias intrigued.

''Why do you ask that?" Asked Akeno.

''Nothing.'' Said Rias.

Later

Classes were over and it was a turbulent day, everyone kept staring at the pervert trio plus Kaneki. It wasn't the greatest day, but they knew how to keep it up.

Issei just felt that his dream of building a harem was getting more difficult, Kaneki decided to forget about that stupid stuff today and try to relax for the rest of the afternoon.

''Hey, its still earlier wanna go somewhere?" Asked Issei.

''How about the coffee place?" Asked Kaneki.

''Sure.'' Said Issei.

Later

At Anteiku

Issei and Kaneki usually go to this small coffee place when they want to discuss or have a quick bite. It was small and friendly, so there was nothing to be worried about. Once they grabbed a seat they started to talk.

''I guess we will start the second year not with a bang.'' Said Issei with a silly smile.

''You think.'' Said Kaneki pissed.

While the two talk they heard the new broadcaster, coming from a TV at the place. Reporting some new activities.

''The remains of a man body were found on Takada building street on the 28th. Body fluid believed to have come from a ghoul was found at the scene. The authorities have begun investigating as a ghoul attack'' Said the reporter.

''Jeez, talk about living in horrors.'' Said Issei.

Ghouls were creatures carnivorous and cannibalistic humanoids that are only able to feed upon the flesh of humans or other ghouls. They became more of a problem in recent times, people keep getting fatter and fatter which made many ghouls snapped and start killing them. A special force created by the government had the job to exterminate any Ghoul that oppose any threat to society.

The origin of those creatures were still unknow, some say they came from hundred years in the past after some weird contamination turned an individual into the first Ghoul, after that just horror from time to tie.

''They keep growing more and more.'' Said Kaneki a bit horrified.

''Yeah, these creatures are truly the worst.'' Said Issei.

''I don't think they are all evil. I mean a lot of my books tell me that we should just a person first, before its whole race.' Said Kaneki.

''No way! These things are always killing people and they want nothing more to rule the world. You would be seen as an appetizer for them.' Said Issei.

''I don't know, I would like to meet one first to see what makes them thick.'' Said kaneki.

''If I was a ghoul I would disguise myself as human. Lure you, be your friend and then snap you.'' Said Issei.

''Really?! You would do something like that.'' Asked Kaneki in shock.

''Yes, I mean that would be nature. Then I would go home and enjoy some nice ghoul breasts.'' Said Issei with a smirk.

Kaneki just had a sweat drop upon hearing that.

''Even in your imagination it has to end with breasts?" Asked Kaneki.

''Of course, that's the best way to end things. Big breasts are truly the way for happiness.'' Said Issei with a smirk.

''So you just see values in girls due to her breasts?" Asked a cold voice.

The two looked to see their waitress, a girl around their age with a bang covering her left eye and having dark blue hair. Both teens felt uncomfortable at the moment.

''Uh…' Said Issei nervous.

''I was talking with you. Do you see women as just sex things?'' Asked the waitress.

''Oh no! I am not like that miss…'' Said Issei trying to apologize.

''Kirishima, Touka Kirishima.''

''I respect woman and all the good they do in the world.'' Said Issei nervous.

''Yes, he truly does.'' Said Kaneki with a weak smile.

The girl just took a deep breath.

''Its ok, you're not even in the top 10 worst customers I ever had.'' Said Touka.

''Well…I will take that as praise.'' Said Issei with a weak smile.

After getting the orders Issei just felt his world getting smaller and smaller.

''Why do I have such bad luck with girls?" Asked Issei.

''don't worry, there´s someone for you out there.'' Said Kaneki.

''Oh yeah, if she is really here then I would like to see.'' Said Issei.

Soon two girls walked to the coffee shop. One had the Kuoh uniform and had long black hair, while the other had regular clothes and had purple hair and glasses.

''Check out the hotties.'' Said Issei

Kaneki wanted to just enjoy his coffee, however when he then saw the two girls going their separate ways he could tell that they were looking at them. But why?

''Are they looking at us?" Asked Kaneki confused.

''No, it must be your mind playing tricks.'' Said Issei.

''I guess you´re right.'' Said Kaneki.

''Excuse me.'' Said a sweet voice.

The girl with the Kuoh Uniform approached the table of the duo, much to their shock.

''Who is she?" Thoguht Kaneki.

''Are you issei Hyoudou?" Asked the girl.

''Uh yes.'' Said Issei blushing.

''Oh my, I was looking for you. I heard you´re super handsome, so I got to see you in person.'' Said her.

Issei felt like he just hit the jackpot, a hot girl was talking to him. Kaneki saw that and decided to leave to let his best friend have a proper talk.

''I need to go to the bathroom.'' Said Kaneki.

Kaneki left the table to leave Issei alone with that girl, he thought that having a girlfriend might chance Issei perspective. This could be a game changer.

''So your friend isn't going to be a loner. That's a miracle.'' Said Touka seeing Issei talking to the girl.

''Uh…I guess so.'' Said Kaneki.

''You can stay at the counter if you want.'' Said Touka.

Kaneki took out a book from his backpack and decided to pass the time reading.

''Maybe If I read time will move fast, nothing better than a Sen Takatsuki book.'' Thought him.

Then the other girl, the one with purple hair and glasses approached him.

''Excuse me.' Said her.

Being so close to a girl made Kaneki be a litl lost for words.

''Uh…'' Said him

''Are you reading ´´Egg of the Black Goat´´?" Asked the girl.

''Uh yes.'' Said Kaneki nervous.

The girl then pulled out a book out of her purse, it was the same as his.

''So as I.'' Said

''Wow, what a small world.'' Said Kaneki.

The two soon hit off and started to talk about their favorite books and short stories. It seems that both Issei and Kaneki have found luck in love on that day.

While this happening Touka was watching both boys talking to the girls, she just had one though in her head.

''Those two are being toyed.'' Thought her.

Later

As soon the two girls left Issei and Kaneki meet up with each other, both super excited on what happened to them.

''Issei/Ken! You won't believe what happened to me!'' Said the two at the same time.

The two saw what was going on, so they wanted to see who was speaking first.

''You first!'' Said the two together.

''No you first!''' Again

''Oh come on!'' Again

They figure out that both were super excited about the news, so they would try again.

''Ok, on the count of three we will tell what happened.'' Said Issei.

''Fine.'' Said Kaneki.

''1…2…3…I got a date!'' Said the two together

The two felt super surprised upon hearing that.

''You have a date!'' Said the two.

They both felt that something odd just happened, both of them got called for a date in the same day.

''You mean you got a date?!'' Asked Issei.

''Yes, we hit off because we like the same book.'' Said Kaneki.

''Good, I knew your books would ended up getting you laid.'' Said Issei.

''Sure, what is the name of that girl? She was wearing the Kuoh uniform.'' Said Kaneki.

''Her name is Amano Yuuma. She is from a different classroom. What's yours?" Asked Issei

''Her name is Rize Kamashiro.'' Said Kaneki.

''Wow, we got ourselves a couple of hotties.'' Said Issei.

''I guess so.'' Said Kaneki blushing.

''Look at us, already going out with girls. It's just a matter of time for more and more to appear.'' Said Issei putting his arm on Kaneki back.

''Let's not go that route.'' Said the black haired kid with a smile.

''Look out world! We are no longer single!'' Said Issei.

Kaneki just laugh at that, Issei despite having huge flaws was still his best friend.

''Lets go home, we need to tell Miss Hyodou about this.'' Said Kaneki.

''Yes, mom is going to want dress us up.'' Said Issei.

As the two left the coffee place Touka could just tell one thing.

''Those two are going to die.'' Said her.

''A ghoul and a fallen angel entering in the same day. Kuoh is getting more and more invested with the supernatural.'' Said the old man Kuzen Yoshimura.

''Yes, as long they don't cause trouble in this area we should be fine.'' Said Touka.

''Agreed.'' Said Kuzen.

''Why do you think they wanted those two?" Asked Touka.

''Isn't obvious?'' Asked Kuzen.

''Uh?" Asked Touka.

''One is looking for food and the other…for power.'' Said Kuzen.

An ability that Ghouls had was to identify supernatural creatures, they weren't the only ones in the world. They also could identify Sacred Gear users from miles away.

''The brown haired one is a Sacred Gear user?" Asked Touka confused.

''Yes, I think he hasn't awakened his power yet, but is there. I guess that Fallen Angel wants that power for her.'' Said Kuzen.

''Whatever, not my problem. That guy is a pervert. He is going to learn his lesson.'' Said Touka.

''My dear don't be so harsh. He is a paying customer.'' Said Kuzen.

''Ok, but we need to tell the others that Fallen Angels are in the area. You know how much of an assholes those crows can be.'' Said Touka.

''Agreed.'' Said Kuzen.

The two started to close shop, however some dots were connecting to Touka. She understood what would happen to that pervert.

''Wait, if they go to Kuoh Academy and he has a Sacred Gear with value so that's means?" Asked Touka.

''Yes, its only a matter of time for either the Gremory heir or the Sitri heir turn him into their servants. The other one…I just hope his end is quick.'' Said Kuzen.

Touka just grind her teeth. She hated devils with a passion, bunch of asshoels who treated her race like garbage and viewed as superior and/or ´´the good guys´´.

There is a huge detail about devils and ghouls, but that's a topic for another day.

''Great, that what we need a bunch of more fucking devils to be here.'' Thought Touka pissed.

The two went to close shop, just wondering what would happen to those two teens when they go to their deadly dates.

So yes, this is a good start. Issei and Kaneki had met their ´´dates´´ on the same place. Also, I know his name is Ken but everyone keeps calling him Kaneki so Issei also does that. Some may call him Ken or Kenny for cute sake, we will see what will happen.

Also harems. Who do you think should be with who?

Next chapter is the duo deadly date. Let's see where this is going to go. Thank you all.