Hi there, so I wanted to do this for a long time as not only a comedy reason, but symbolic. As some of you know the voice of Izuku big break was not dubbing anime but dubbing Cloud Strife in Team Four Star Machinabrige. Seriously, there is a lot of voice actors who went to make a name for themselves who worked on Team Four Star. The guy who plays Rufus Shinra is freaking Denji right now, Tifa is one of the main character in Re:Zero, Aerith is Jolyne Cujo and the rest well…they are member of TFS. So I wanted to make a comedy series where Izuku and Cloud interact, also I want to make Izuku scream ´´Sephiroth´´. This is going to be rad.

In the town of Midgar

A train was getting toward the station that was close to the main eco factory of city. Despite being told to be a clean and ecofriendly place, the factory was a super polluter. Causing a ton of damages to the planet.

Two guards were watching the region, wondering if something will happen today.

''Hey did you heard the news?" Asked guard one.

''I don't know, I been busy with…other stuff. What did you hear?" Asked guard two.

''Well apparently two found two intruders walking around the factory.'' Said guard one.

''Really! Wow, they must be stupid to do something like this?" Asked guard two.

''Yes, who would invade a factory own by Shinra and think they can just…'' Said guard one and then suddenly.

''AVALANCHE!" Scream some random guy jumping on the guard.

The members of the group Avalanche arrived, attacking the guards and knocking them out of commission.

''AVALNCE!'' Said the Fat Rebel.

''CqC!'' Said a girl named Jessie that was having some…dental problem.

''Jesse, did the dentist give you a root canal or a punch to the face?" Asked the fat rebel

''All right blondie, its showtime.'' Said the Leader of the group named Bareth talking to their newest recruit Cloud Strife.

''Showtime? Then I guess I´d better perform.'' Said Cloud with a lame joke.

''Urg…mother of God. Ok, the plan is you´re gona hide the bodies and…'' Said Bareth but then Cloud stopped him.

''I´m sorry. Could you repeat the last part…'' Said Cloud a bit confused but Barret cuts him off.

''Not get not any trouble! That's right! Now biggity bounce to it baby! Tifa, your friend is killing me!'' Said Barreth running off as Cloud was left confused.

''Like you guys killed these guards?' Asked Cloud.

''Out of the way, sir! That man killed two guards!'' Said another guard seeing Cloud as a culprit.

''Oh, come on!'' Said Cloud pissed.

As Cloud took out his weapon the Buster Sword and he ´´took care´´ of the guards.

''Self-defense.'' Said Cloud.

''Hey, uh…new guy. You take care of the bodies?" Asked a member of Avalanche with a bandana.

''Yep. All four of them.'' Said Cloud.

''Four of them?" Asked Jesse still making impossible to understand her.

'Yeah, that's right, you… uh.'' Said Cloud trying to remember their names.

''Wait, you don't know our names?" Asked the bandana guy.

''You never asked my name.'' Said Cloud.

''Well, what is your name?" Asked Jesse.

''its Cloud!''

''Cloud, huh? Is that because you rain on everyone parade?" Asked Bareth.

''No. Those are Squalls and no one like those.'' Said Cloud.

''Oh My GOD! I got it!'' Said Jesse finally getting the gates open.

''Jesse, was the alley dentist really worth what you saved?" Asked the bandana guy.

''Hey blondie.'' Said Bareth all serious while the others went inside

''What?" Asked Cloud.

''Dont fuck up!'' Said Bareth making Cloud nervous.

The blonde could feel a tension coming towards him as he felt Bareth would be on his radar all night.

'Cause if you do fuck up, you´re gonna have to answer to me.'' Said Barreth pissed.

''Alright...Barreth.'' Said Cloud nervous.

''And being Tifa´s bestie will not save you from the wrath of Barreth!Now hurry up. We have to take care of this place.'' Said him all pissed.

''Why? What is wrong with this place?'' Asked Cloud seeing a factory in front of him.

ECO FRIENDLY PEACE FACTORY.

''OK, ca you guys fill me in on what's going on?" Asked Cloud.

''Lemme ask you, Blondie. Do you even KNOW what this factory does?" Asked Barreth.

''Uhh...provide zero-emission, eco-green energy.'' Said Cloud.

''Oh yeah really! Then exactly is that green smoke coming outta that chimney stack?" Asked Barreth pointing at all the smoke coming out.

''Well that's obviously the zero emission-ah-uh-ah-aw-shit.'' Said Cloud realizing what was going on.

''that's right blondie! We re gonna make Shinra pay for their transgression against the common people, polluting the lower city to make a quick buck. By God all-mighty, there will be an Avalanche of justice!'' Said Barreth all serious.

''And uh…how exactly are we…'' Said Cloud nervous and Barreth made things even worst.

''We´re gonna blow this motherfucker up.'' Said him.

Cloud felt his soul leaving his body for a second.

''Oooooh Yay.'' Said Cloud all high pithc.

''Tifa did you fill you in on this right?" Asked Barreth.

''All she said was ´´Hey Cloud can you do me a solid, it will be SUPER EASY´´.'' Said Cloud pissed at Tifa.

''To be fair be fair all we have to is hack into the doors and plant a bomb in the reactor core.'' Said the bandana guy, who name was Biggs.

''Yeah! That does sound SUPER REASY!'' Said Cloud sarcastic.

''And guess who´s planting the bomb.'' Said Barreht with a smirk.

''Ooooh me.'' Said Cloud feeling annoyed.

''And Guess who is coming with you.'' Said Barreth with another smirk.

''Oooh...you.'' Said Cloud feeling like this was going to ended up in disater.

''That's right! I´m gonna be like a spirit animal giving you advice. Ask me what you should do.'' Said Barret.

''Spirit animal, what should I…'' Said Cloud all monotone and then Barret cuted him.

''Don't fuck up!'' Said Barret going near cloud, almost like he was absorbed.

''Aaaah gross!'' Said Cloud.

The avalanche group got inside of the factory, they need it to be fast and blow this place right now.

Inside

There was still a great number of guards inside of the factory. Some of them were a bit anxious due to something that happened earlier today.

''Sir did you heard the commission that happened earlier today?" Asked a guard.

''Well yes, the intruders. What do you know about it?" Asked the boss.

''We found them leaking around and we shot them with enough sedatives to take down an elephant.'' Said the guard.

''Uh interesting. Where are they?'' Said the boss.

''Right here.'' Said the guard.

The two went towards a room where they saw the two intruders. They were both dressed in a funny way, there was a boy with messy green hair wearing a green costume and a girl with brown hair with a pink costume.

''What should we do with them?" Asked the guard.

''I don't know. Put them in a cell, we will call president Shinra to deal with this later.'' Said the boss.

The guard nodded as he drags the two teens away.

''How do you think they go in here?" Asked the guard.

''Like I care, less questions right now.'' Said the boss.

As the guard drags the two teens away they could be a little wobbly. They were down for now, but it wasn't going to take long for the effect to wore off.

''Urhg.'' Said Izuku all weak.

The teen managed to open his eyes, and he saw his classmate beside him being dragged away.

''Uraraka!'' Thoguht Izuku.

The hero student tried to do something, but he couldn't move his muscles at all.

''I´m too weak and I can't see proper. Where are we?" Thought Izuku.

In a nearby area of the factory.

''Alright, so what should do now?" Asked Cloud walking with Jesse and Barreth.

''Hey Blondie, keep the questioning to a minimum. Nobody likes that.'' Said Barreth.

''Yeah.'' Said Jesse spititng a bit on Cloud.

''Ah gross.'' Said Cloud.

''Ok, lets keep going down the reactor should be some levels away.'' Said Barreth.

''Hey what is what"? Asked Jesse.

''I´m sorry what did you said?" Asked Cloud not understanding.

The group saw some cells not too far away from where they were, it had some people that were wrongfully accused by shinra.

''Oh They have prisoners.'' Said Jesse.

''Uh…that's bad. Well I´m sure they will get a fair trial and…'' Said Cloud but he was cut again.

''Break them free.'' Said Barreth.

''Why me?!'' Asked Cloud whining.

''Do you want to argue with a man with a huge ass gun for a hand?" Asked Barreth.

''No.'' Said Cloud annoyed.

As Barreth and Jesse went to see if there was any type of guards nearby, Cloud went to release the prisoners. Who were just two kids, he didn't know what they have done and why they were there.

''Why this kid looks so weird?" Thought Cloud.

This is the starter chapter, Cloud and team are in the factory and discover Izuku and Uraraka. How did they ended up in there? Well, this will be explained later. It's going to be a fun one and I can't wait to show you all what happens next.

I am not the best to writing speech patterns. Every time Jesse talks it's that weird way because her mouth its messed up. Understood? Ok!