Hey first time doing a fanfiction in a while so I am always open to constructive criticism
Also this is based on a lil piece I made yesterday so if you are interested in that feel free to check out my twitter ( lewd_nite) if you want~
Also don't plan to make this a long running fanfic
At most 2 or 3 chapters
Anyway onto my first published fanfic in 6 years lmao
Chapter 1: Yardwork
SATURDAY JUNE 13TH 2009 10:30 AM

It was a calm yet brisk morning in the town known as Quahog and the sounds of birds chirping on a windowsill echo a bit through a slightly open bedroom window.
A quiet ticking chips forward on a nearby alarm clock on & on till eventually a few seconds later…

* BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEE- CA-CHUNK *

You are brought back to consciousness by the loud alarm clock
on the bedside table and while you did want desperately to go back to sleep you knew you had a quite busy day today so you toss the warm blanket to your left and stumble to your feet.
You had made your way to your kitchen reaching in the fridge grabbing for the pitcher of juice you thought you still had from yesterday but remember the groggy night you had previously drank it in a drunken state and that it was completely empty aside from a few mere drops at the bottom of the jug.
You let out a mildly irritated sigh at your past self for being greedy and make your way to the kitchen sink pouring tap water, sipping it back a bit to clear your dried, hungover throat coughing a little as you pour the rest of the water into the sink that you couldn't finish fully.
20 minutes later and a shower later you were at your couch eating your last bit of food in the house you had left for breakfast.
Some frozen eggo waffles with some pre-packaged butter you had snagged from when you went to a Denny's last week with a work friend.
Well now Ex-work friend as sadly you were fired from your job due to some fat guy & a chicken guy….
(Or maybe it was a guy in a chicken costume….)
Ugh anyway it doesn't really matter but long story short they had a fist fight thru a store you had worked at and because you had been in the washroom while it was going on your boss claimed it was your fault the place was as damaged as it was as damaged as it was.
But hey at least they didn't make you pay for the damages so that was at least good…
Though now you are without work and slowly approaching your last week to pay rent so…. Definitely needing to find some cash & fast.
Previously you had looked into pretty much every single job under the sun and currently to be able to even have a modicum of money in your house you were mowing the lawn of a clear pedophile named Herbert that clearly thought you were younger then you actually were.
(For the record you were 24)
But hey he paid decently…. Well at least if you had done it without your shirt on….

*Shudders*

But hey…. Money is money and you already had half of your rent back from helping out the surprisingly wealthy creepy old man.
But today was the day to lug your lawn mower down the street to help the old man once again.
After tossing your plate in the sink you make your way to the backyard & into your dingy & musty shed picking up your hefty backpack of yard supplies then picking up your lawnmower gently then close up the shed before making your way down spooner street as the brisk morning was already becoming a scorcher of a day….
As you pass by the street you notice the loud yelling coming from the house that seemed to be probably the loudest on this street.
Then suddenly out of nowhere the door flies open
* BANG *

Lois:

"That is fucking it Peter get the hell out of this house you piece of crap!"
You then see a clearly slightly hungover & possibly going soon back to drunk fat abusive looking man stumble his way out of his home and towards his car as the redheaded woman growled a bit under her breath a bit watching the man drive off in his car abruptly.
The man was swerving a bit as he drove but the woman sat on her front steps putting her face in her hands before looking up to face you as she must have caught you staring.

Lois: I-Is there something I can help you with young man?
She said as it clearly sounded like she was holding back some tears she was refusing to let fully fall.
You quickly come back to your senses before responding back.

YOU: U-Uh…. Sorry didn't mean to listen in on you two just…. If I might be blunt, your husband is kind of a dick!"
She looks for a few seconds and you think you may have offended her before she breaks out into laughter.

Lois: Honestly the way I shouted the whole neighborhood must have heard me so don't feel too bad alright?
And as for my husband being a dick I can say that i firmly agree with you"

You nod a couple of times before picking back up the lawnmower as you were about to make your way to Herbert's place
Then she spotted it looking a bit more at you as you kept walking and before you got too far you felt a tap on your shoulder and you saw the woman up close and only now it dawned on you just how attractive this neighbor of yours actually was.
You had looked upwards at the gorgeous woman a bit seeing full thick legs tightly contained in some light beige skinny jeans, a button up teal colored shirt that clearly was a size or 2 too small for her only buttoned up with 2 of the center abdomen buttons making her quite large breasts nearly spill right out of her tight shirt.
You swallow back some saliva so as to not drool and gross out the beautiful woman.
You see her bright red hair and nearly let out a squeak of nervousness seeing this next level woman before you.
It was then that you noticed her lips moving and she looked at you waiting for an answer and you realized you completely blanked out on her entirely.
You cough a couple times and look at her once again.

You: "I am sorry ma'am I didn't quite exactly catch that. Could you please repeat that?"

She smiles a little and looks more a bit at you.

Lois: "It's okay hon. I said, were you heading somewhere specific with that lawn mower?
Also please call me Lois.
Ma'am makes me feel 20 years older."

She said with a bit of a playful smile
You nodded a couple times introducing yourself then explaining that you were heading to Herbert's place to go and mow his lawn for him.
Though you really really don't want to as he gives you the creeps.
You then saw her make a bit of a face as you had said that.

Lois: "You might be in some trouble there because Herbert was arrested last Thursday.

You let out an annoyed sigh and nod.

You: "Ughhhh…. Well thanks Lois for saving me the trip up there at least."

You were about to start walking home to start looking for another way to make money but Lois stands still firmly in your way.

Lois: "Looking for work I am guessing?"

You nodded a bit looking up at the woman's face as she motioned to follow me to her backyard.
You pick back up the lawn mower fully and follow her around the house and see the knee high grass in the backyard

Lois: "As you can see our backyard has not been tended to this summer all too much.
My son Chris usually would mow it but he is off at camp and my stupid husband promised he would mow it but instead I see him just drinking on a saturday morning..."

She mumbled a few muffed annoyed swears about the neglectful husband of hers and sighs a bit.

Lois: "Anyway would you be willing to be able to do the backyard?
I can pay you…. Let's say $700?
That work for you?"

Your eyes nearly bulge out of your head a bit hearing $700.
That would easily pay off the rent as well as put some food in your house.
You shake out of your daze and nodded up at Lois smiling kindly at her.

You: "Yeah $700 works perfectly for me.
If it is okay with you I am willing to start now."

She nods before the doorbell rang and she smiles

Lois: "Sorry, that should be my friend Francine.
But yeah you can start up now.
If you have any questions or need anything just ask okay?"

You nod and she grins a bit before heading inside and you watch her ample butt jiggle and wobble a bit as she walks inside through the back door.
Once she is inside you glance around the yard and nod a bit.

You: "Alright let's get to work!"

The next few hours passed pretty slowly but the yard work was done fairly smoothly.
Mostly trashing beer can's that were seemingly scattered thru the tall grass, moving all the garbage her husband seemingly left around the yard, then getting the actual mowing all done nicely.
Though you had noticed a few times that Lois & her friend you haven't met properly yet.
As you go to water the grass so that the lawn is nice and watered you notice how soaked up with sweat your shirt has become so you peel it off causing a muffled high pitched squeal to come from behind you.
As you turn around you notice nothing so you shrug it off.
You begin packing up your yard supplies and carry the full mower to empty out the lawn trimmings into the compost bin and as you do you notice a blonde haired woman standing at the doorframe of the front door watching over while holding a half filled wine glass.
You finish up and sit the mower down then head over to the door dusting the grass off yourself as you approach her.
You look her up and down a bit as you get closer and see her long glistening legs in her cherry red heels and a tight red dress that clung extremely well against her body that showed off all her curves.
Her face was the equal levels of sweet but a little taste of spice all topped off with gorgeous blonde curly hair
You nearly felt your knees give being so close.

You: "H-Hi you must be Francine right?"

She smiled a sweet toothy grin and nodded.

Franny: "That's me! Nice meeting you by the way!

She looks back in the house as Lois was taking a drag off a cigarette she recently lit motioning that you were at the door.
She walked over with more of a sway of her hips while she approached.

You: "Okay Mrs. Griffin I am all done with the yard work."

You see Francine smile over at Lois as if motioning something as she winked at her before looking back at you.

Franny: "And a great job you did honey~!
Right Lois?"

You notice them step even closer to you as they had said that and you swallow back more saliva as they were a about a foot from you as their breasts were practically in your face and you couldn't help but stare this time

Lois: "Mmhm~"

She notices her & Franny's bodies being eyed up and she gives a grin before going mocking angry instead

Lois: "It also seems his eyes are gonna pop clean out of his skull with how much he is ogling our tits!"

She lets out an angry growl as Francine lets out a gasp covering her mouth a bit with her palm.
Your eyes dart up a bit scared by the tone of her voice as well as being caught for staring at the two women

You: Oh u-uhm I-

Lois: "-Was staring at two Married women with your pervy eyes?"

She said cutting you off before blowing a bit of smoke out and tapping her smoke and dropping ash on the ground.
You began to breathe a bit faster panicking a little.

You: "N-no I was not! I-

Lois: "-Think that we are ugly? Is that it?!"

You are now in do or die time as you feel things will get really bad if you say the wrong thing….
GO ON SAY SOMETHING!

You: "N-N-NO! YOU TWO LADIES ARE HOT AS FUCK MILFZ!"

You feel your blood run cold as your brain just caught up with what you shouted quite loudly in before of the two women in front of you.
Well it was a nice run, at least you will not have to worry about rent in jail rig-
Wait…. Are they smiling?
A few more seconds pass before…

Franny & Lois: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They are…. Laughing?

Franny: "Lois please give him a break from your little teasing game already!
You are gonna make him pass out! PFFT HAHAHA"

The two women recollect themselves from their laughter before looking at you properly

Franny: "Anywayyyy~
We have got a question for you~"

You look at them still a bit shell-shocked but nod for her to continue.

Franny: "We were wondering if you could help us with…. Well more HOUSECHORES~"

You see her slowly raise up her hand and seen she was holding up a roll of condoms as she shows a lustful grin.

Lois: "So what do you say yard boy?~
Care to help a few needy milfs?~"

You gulp back once more before nodding and muttering.

You: "Oh boy…

You then are pulled into the Griffin's house by your belt loop and the door is firmly shut behind you.
This was gonna be a long day…
End of chapter 1