One fateful night in the living world. A pimp named Silk is making out with one of his hookers named Kitty in a narrow alleyway. They kept making out, sharing their taste with their tongues. "Goddamn, Kitty." moaned Silk. "Daddy." moaned Kitty. Silk pins Kitty to a wall as they make out. Due to their obliviousness, someone is spying on them behind a dumpster, waiting for the perfect timing. That certain someone hiding behind the dumpster is none other than Moxxie. Moxxie keeps looking at Kitty and Silk as they begin to take off their clothes. Moxxie looks up and sees Millie on top of another building, holding Tunneler in her hands. Millie looks down at Kitty and Silk and turns Tunneler upside down. "Ready, Tunneler?" asked Millie. Tunneler groans and nods.
Silk starts kissing Kitty by the neck, satisfying her as she moans in a lustful tone. Millie makes sure that she is pointing at Kitty's moaning mouth and she takes her hands off Tunneler, letting him fall. Tunneler spins his drill and makes land into Kitty's throat. Kitty opened her eyes as her pupil shrunk. Tunneler begins drilling on the inside of Kitty's mouth, causing a really bloody mess. Silk sees Tunneler drilling Kitty's throat and gets horrified. "Whoa! What the fuck?!" shouted Silk. Moxxie jumps behind Silk holding some rope and starts strangling him from behind. Silk starts to choke, trying to save his pimp life. Moxxie keeps strangling Silk until the rope breaks and he falls down to the ground. "Ow!" shouted Moxxie. Silk menacingly turns around towards Moxxie.
"Were you trying to kill Silk by choking me with a rope, you overgrown possum?!" shouted Moxxie. Moxxie flinches a bit from Silk's shout. "Uhhh, yes." said Moxxie. Silk starts growling at Moxxie, with veins showing from his neck. Moxie spots the veins on Silk's neck, making him cower in fear. "Uh oh." exclaimed Moxxie. When Silk was about to strangle Moxxie with his bare hands, Pinhead immediately shows up. Pinhead jumps upon Silk's back without him knowing and snaps his neck like a twig. Silk's body tumbles to the floor and Pinhead groans in satisfaction. Moxxie lets out a breath of relief. "Nice one, Pinhead." said Moxxie. Pinhead looks at Moxxie and gives him a thumbs up. Millie jumps off the building, safely landing on her two feet.
Millie walks to Kitty's dead body, pulling Tunneler out of her mouth. Tunneler is all covered in blood after drilling Kitty's throat and he groans. Millie shifts her gaze to Kitty's dead body, seeing that her throat is completely destroyed with her teeth dangling from the gums and blood drenched tongue sticking out. "Dang. Now that's an original and fresh kill move right there," said Millie as she started wiping the blood of Tunneler. Tunneler groans a bit while Millie cleans him. "That was the easiest mission so far." said Moxxie. "Exactly. And the kill just lasted like a minute." said Millie. Pinhead nods in agreement. As they're ready to go back to hell, someone is spying on the group. Moxie pulls out his cell phone and tries to call Blitzø, but someone shoots an arrow at his left arm.
The arrow plunges into Moxxie's left arm, making him yell in pain. Millie, Pinhead and Tunneler get startled from Moxxie's yell. "Moxxie?!" shouted Millie as she runs towards Moxxie and sees the arrow on his arm. "What in tarnation?" exclaimed Millie. Someone threw a smoke ball at the small imp crew, causing it to explode and cover the alleyway with smoke. Moxxie and Millie cough from the smoke and Pinhead is looking around aimlessly. Someone runs past the imp group, snatching Tunneler away without them noticing. Millie swats the smoke away with her fan and she looks back at Moxxie. "Hold still, hunny." said Millie. Moxxie closes his eyes while Millie grabs the arrow and pulls it out of his arm. "Ouch!" yelped Moxxie. "There we go. That wasn't so hard, was it?" said Millie, showing Moxxie the arrow.
Moxxie looks at the arrow while he places his hand on his left arm. "Yeah, I guess it wasn't." said Moxxie, making a little smile at Millie. Millie giggles and kisses Moxxie on the cheek. "Well, it looks like we finished the mission then," said Moxxie. Millie looks around, noticing that Tunneler is missing. "Hold on. Where's Tunneler?" inquired Millie. "Huh?" exclaimed Moxxie. Moxxie and Pinhead survey around the alleyway, not finding any sign of Tunneler anywhere. "Where did he go?!" inquired Moxxie. "I don't know!" said Millie. Pinhead keeps looking around for Tunneler as he scratches his head in confusion. Millie looks at the arrow that she is wielding, and realizes that the tip has the shape of a heart. "Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me.." said Millie.
Meanwhile, at the I.M.P main lobby. Blitzø is sitting on the couch, overwhelmed by pure guilt after the Full Moon event. This leads to a brief flashback of the Full Moon event, where Blitzø angrily yells at Stolas. "I mean, you royal fucks think you can do this EVERY TIME, like you can just play with our feelings because we're smaller and not as IMPORTANT! Well, I'm not letting you, BITCH! LET'S GO!!" yelled Blitzø in the flashback. The flashback quickly ends, taking us back to Blitzø covering his own face and sighs heavily. "Fuck me…" groaned Blitzø. While he is overwhelmed with guilt, Blade, Jester, Torch and Six Shooter are standing by Toulon's trunk, looking at Blitzø. Jester has a sad look on his face, seeing Blitzø suffering from his own guilt. Blade groans and Torch growls while staring at Blitzø.
Sooner or later, Blade decides to walk forward to Blitzø and taps on his leg with his hook hand. Blitzø uncovers his face and looks down, seeing Blade. "Oh, hey Blade." greeted Blitzø. Blade hisses calmly and climbs on the couch. He sits next to Blitzø and looks at him. Blitzø sighs heavily and starts communicating with Blade. "Did I ever tell you that…I fucked up with Stolas?" asked Blitzø. Blade nods as a response. Blitzø leans back against the part of the couch. "Yeah, I didn't realize that…he has feelings for me. And I thought it was a roleplay." said Blitzø. Pinhead and Six Shooter look at each other for a minute and look back at Blitzø, listening. "I was so blind to know that he never looked down on me or he talked nice about me. And I was fucking blind like a bat, you know?" said Blitzø.
Blade hisses calmly and tilts his head to the right. "On the night of the full moon, he gave me this." said Blitzø, as he shows Blade the Asmodean crystal placed on his left hand. Blade gazes upon the Asmodean crystal. Pinhead, Jester, Torch and Six Shooter approach Blitzø, only to look at the crystal. Jester mumbles in amusement of how shiny the Asmodean crystal looks. "Yep. It was an exchange for Stolas' grimoire." said Blitzø. Pinhead groans and Torch growls. Blitzø pulls out his phone and opens up his chat with Stolas. "I tried to text him or send memes so that Stolas would reply. But he didn't." said Blitzø. Blade looks back to Blitzø, seeing a depressed look on his face. "And you wanna know what else? I make everyone's life worse." said Blitzø.
"Maybe it's best that I don't show my face to Stolas nor anyone ever again." said Blitzø in a sad tone. Blade groans and starts patting him on the back with his hook hand. Blitzø turns his head towards Blade, seeing that he shows empathy for his master. He gained a little smile on his face. "Thanks. I needed that." said Blitzø. Blade hisses calmly. Suddenly, Blitzø's phone begins to ring. Blitzø picks up his cellphone and sees that Moxxie is calling him. The name of Moxxie's contact is Mox Mox, along with a picture of Moxxie and Millie on a date, and Blitzø being the third wheel. Blitzø and Millie seem happy in the picture, but for Moxxie, he seems pretty annoyed. Blitzø clears his throat first, and then he picks up his phone and answers the call, changing his mood in a second.
"Hey Mox. How's everything?" greeted Blitzø. The scene cuts to Moxxie and the others in the alleyway. Millie and Pinhead are searching for Tunneler talks on the phone. "Uhhh, sir? I'm afraid we have a problem." said Moxxie. "What happened? Did you take care of the pimp and his fuck-buddy?" asked Blitzø on the phone. Pinhead climbs onto a dumpster and opens it, looking inside. A possum pops out of the dumpster, screeching at the buff puppet with a small head. Pinhead lets out a scream before he falls off the dumpster and hits the ground. "Well, first of all. Yes, he did assassinate Silk and his little fuck-buddy." answered Moxxie as he gazed upon the corpses of Silk and Kitty. "Then, what's the problem?" asked Blitzø on the phone. "It's Tunneler, sir. He's gone." said Moxxie.
The scene cuts back to Blitzø, as he gets shocked by what Moxxie told him on the phone. "What?!" shouted Blitzø. Blade flinches back as the spikes pops out of his sockets. Blitzø gets up off the couch and starts rubbing the Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to the living world with his hand. The portal shows Moxxie, Millie and Pinhead in the living world and Blitzø sticks his head out. "What the fuck do you mean that Tunneler is gone!?" asked Blitzø as he steps out of the portal. "I don't know. All we know is that I got hit by an arrow and someone threw a smoke bomb at us." explained Moxxie. Blade, Torch and Six Shooter jump out of the portal, and for Jester, he just watches. "Bullshit. Did you even see anyone else here?" inquired Blitzø.
Moxxie shakes his head to the left and right, meaning no. Millie and Pinhead approach Blitzø. Millie would show Blitzø the arrow wielding her hand. "This is the arrow that shot my Moxxie, Blitzø." said Millie, handing Blitzø the arrow. Blitzø stares at the arrow, looking at the heart-shaped tip with a pinch of Moxxie's blood. "I think that arrow belongs to the Cherubs," said Millie. When he heard the name "Cherubs", Blitzø growled in anger. "You cutesy gay pixies!" shouted Blitzø. Torch growls and Six Shooter chuckles. Moxxie let out an annoyed sigh. "and I believe they want to fight dirty." theorized Moxxie. "What about the smoke bomb?" asked Blitzø. Moxxie and Millie look back at each other and then look at Blitzø.
"We didn't see who threw the smoke bomb, sir," said Moxxie. "Exactly. I was busy helping Moxxie pull out the arrow." said Millie. Moxxie nods in agreement. Blitzø squinted his eyes with his fingers and growled. "Fucking hell." cursed Blitzø. "We are so sorry, sir," said Moxxie. "Mox, don't even apologize. It's not your fault. I'm just not feeling good today, that's it." said Blitzø. As the imps are discussing, Six Shooter sees something in the corner of his eye. He groans in confusion as the six-armed cowboy puppet discovers a surveillance camera on top of a corner, spying on them. Six Shooter taps on Blade's left shoulder, grabbing his attention. Blade turns his gaze onto Six Shooter and hisses softly. Six Shooter points at the surveillance camera for Blade.
Blade looks up to the surveillance camera and he hisses in surprise. Six Shooter nods. Blade walks up to Blitzø and taps him on his leg. Blitzø, Moxxie and Millie look down and see Blade. "Yes, Blade?" inquired Blitzø. Blade points up to the surveillance camera, making the three imps stare at it. "Wait, has that camera been recording the whole time?" inquired Moxxie. Blitzø keeps looking at the camera, slowly realizing that the D.H.O.R.K.S probably kidnapped Tunneler. He began to growl angrily. Moxxie and Millie look at Blitzø. "Uhhh, sir?" inquired Moxxie. "I think so." replied Millie. Blitzø pulls out two pistols and starts shooting the surveillance camera into a hundred pieces. "Damn!" exclaimed Millie. "And it looks like they're not alone on this one. The Cherubs must be with those two agents who work at D.H.O.R.K.S. Them COCK SUCKERS!" yelled Blitzø.
Moxxie and Millie gasp in shock after hearing what Blitzø said. "Of course. It all makes sense now," said Millie. Blitzø changes his gaze towards Blade, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter. "Well, fellas. Looks like we're going on a solo mission, guys. You in?" said Blitzø. Blade hisses in agreement, Pinhead gives Blitzø thumbs up, Torch growls and Six Shooter salutes him. Blitzø turns his head towards Moxxie and Millie. "You two can go home now. You did a good job killing thar pimp fuck." said Blitzø, congratulating the perfect imp couple. "Thank you!" said Millie, happily and she marches through the portal. Moxxie walks forward to Blitzø and he asks him a question. "But sir, don't you need any assistance to take down D.H.O.R.K.S?" asked Moxxie.
"Nah, I'm good, Mox. Besides, we've kicked their asses one time. And now, it's their turn to kick their asses." said Blitzø, pointing at the four puppets. Moxxie changes his gaze towards four of André Toulon's puppets. Six Shooter chuckles again and Pinhead groans. "Hmm…I guess you may have a point." said Moxxie. "You see? Now you get it." said Blitzø as he pats Moxxie on the head, making his hair all messy. Blitzø turns his head towards Blade, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter. "Alrighty, boys. Let's go fuck up some paranormal experts and the three little angels!" said Blitzø, running out of the alleyway. Blade, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter follows Blitzø on their way, and Moxxie walks through the portal until it shrinks and disappears.
Meanwhile, in a dark room with only one desk lamp on. Tunneler can be seen on the table tied up in a small chair, and sooner or later, he starts waking up. He opens up his black eyes, finding himself in the dark room, and himself tied up in a chair for a doll. Tunneler attempts to free himself until a voice speaks up to Tunneler. "Don't even try to break herself, puppet." said a voice. Confused, Tunneler surveys around the dark room. Eventually, he spots two figures walking out of the darkness, which are two agents named Agent One and Two. "Did you sleep well?" asked Agent Two. Tunneler growls at Agent One and Agent Two. "Alright. Let's get down to business." said Agent One, grabbing onto the desk lamp and shining it upon Tunneler.
Tunneler closes his eyes due to how bright the lamp is. Agent One and Two start spitting out some questions, forcing Tunneler to answer them like they are cops. "Tell us, how are you alive?!" asked Agent One. "What is your secret to your comeback?!" asked Agent Two, slamming her fist on the table. "And why do you have a drill on your head?!" asked Agent One. Tunneler couldn't even answer those questions because he can't speak. Agent One and Agent Two stare at Tunneler, waiting for a single response. A little blue sheep cherub named Collin appears behind One and Two, looking at Tunneler. "Umm…I don't think he can speak," said Collin. Two other cherubs appeared named Cletus and Keenie. "It's because his lips are shut. It was crafted that way, Collin." said Cletus. "Oh." exclaimed Collin.
"Remind us again. Why did we capture this little guy again?" asked Keenie. Both One and Two turn to the Cherubs and they would explain to them. "Well as it turns out, Peanut head acquired some of André Toulon's puppets, all but that lady puppet who spits out leeches." said Agent One. The three Cherubs shudder in disgust after hearing Agent One mentioning about the puppets named Leech Woman. "And how is he moving? Puppets aren't supposed to move unless someone controls them with wires." said Cletus. "We asked ourselves that same question," said Agent Two. Agent One pulls a file and hands it to Cletus. "But now, we know how." said Agent One. Cletus looks at the file that Agent One handed him, and Collin and Keenie join in.
The Cherubs keep gazing at the file, Cletus opens it and sees some old three photos inside. "As it turns out, a French puppeteer named André Toulon, has discovered the secret of life on an Egyptian scroll. Reanimating his own puppets with a green substance that brings them life." explained Agent One. "Plus, those photos were taken by Eric Stein during World War II." said Agent Two. The Cherubs keep looking at the old photos, with the first one showing André Toulon injecting the elixir for Pinhead, Jester, Tunneler and Six Shooter. The Cherus looks up to Agent One and Two. "God told us about his story. He knew about the secret of life, and it's called elixir." said Cletus. "And how long André has been keeping it?" asked Collin.
"Probably so long that he killed himself afterwards," replied Agent Two. Tunneler continues trying to set himself free, as he growls in frustration. "Okay then. So Andre was cheating on life with that Egyptian magic stuff or something." said Keenie. Cletus nods in agreement. "True," agreed Collin. Cletus hands Agent One the file of old photos back. "And that is why we're getting the secret of life! It shall belong to the government!" said Agent One in a heroic tone. Hearing this, Tunneler gasped with shock. He began to attempt to break free in a hurry, this caught the attention of Agent Two. "Looks like someone's already acting up," said Agent Two. Agent One and the Cherubs gaze upon Tunneler who is still attempting to escape.
But it didn't last long when Tunneler stopped to catch his breath. Agent One leans his face towards the drill-headed puppet. "Don't you worry your little drill head, my friend. You will be better off in a new home." said Agent One. Tunneler lifts his head up towards Agent One and tilts his head to the right. "Yeah, at Area 51!" said Agent One as he started laughing and leaned away. Tunneler growls angrily and starts spinning his drill on his head. Meanwhile, outside of the D.H.O.R.K.S facility. Two agents are guarding the front door, vigilant for any intruders who attempt to break in. Blitzø, Blade, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter are hiding behind a mailbox down the street, looking at the two agents guarding the entrance. Torch growls with his eyes light up and Six Shooter lets out a chuckle.
"This is just like that one movie I saw…I don't remember actually." said Blitzø. Blade looks at the two agents and he growls softly. Blitzø changes his gaze to Blade. "Hey, Blade. You wanna try this one?" asked Blitzø. Blade looks at Blitzø and he nods as a response. "Well, go for it." said Blitzø. And so, Blade starts running towards the two agents, with them not noticing his presence. He hides behind the two men guarding the door, as one of them asks the other a question. "Hey, call me crazy, but have you ever seen a miniature size male wandering around the streets holding a blaster?" asked Agent #1. Agent #2 turns his head towards Agent #2 and looks at him with a confused look. Just then, Blade jumps onto Agent #1's back and slits his throat open from behind with an unsettling cutting meat sound.
The agent starts spraying blood from the throat, catching the attention of the second agent. "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!" yelled the agent #2. Agent #2 tries to grab his gun, but Blade immediately jumps to the agent and commences to stab his face repeatedly. Both of the agents died from Blade's menacing and quick skills, as he hisses ghastly. Blitzø, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter walk to Blade. "Nice one." complimented Blitzø. Blade hisses softly at Blitzø and bows to him. Blitzø stares at the corpses of two agents, pondering for a bit. "Hold on, let me think, you guys." said Blitzø. The imp bends over and grabs one of the agent's ID cards. "Pinhead, find an air vent," said Blitzø. Pinhead growls in agreement and runs off to find an air vent.
The scene cuts to the interior of the D.H.O.R.K.S facility, where Blitzø is wearing one of the agents' suits and walking down the corridor. He surveys around the corridor, seeing that some of the agents don't suspect his presence nor his identity. "Alright. So far, so good. Just as I always expected." said Blitzø, who kept walking down the corridor. The scene would pan to the upper vent, where Blade, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter are sneaking inside. Blade takes a peek out of the air vent, seeing Blitzø strolling down and he hisses calmy. Just then, A blonde agent noticed Blitzø walking by and halted him. "Excuse me? Are you new here?" said the blonde agent. Blitzø looks at the blonde agent and starts to pretend like he's one of the agents. "Actually, no. I've been working for D.H.O.R.K.S for the last seven months." said Blitzø, pretending.
"Oh really?" said the blonde agent. Blitzø nods with his tongue sticking out. The agent keeps looking at Blitzø, suspecting his presence. "May I see your card?" asked the blonde agent. "Ah, yes. Of course." said Blitzø. Blitzø pulls out an ID card and hands it to the agent. "Thank you." said the blonde agent, gazing at the ID card. The card itself contains a poorly drawn picture of Blitzø on it, with a sentence that reads "D.H.O.R.K.S Official agent". "Hmmm." exclaimed the blonde agent, squinting his eyes upon the card. Blitzø looks at the agent supervising his card, starting to sweat a bit. "Hmmmmm.." exclaimed the blonde agent, squinting his eyes even more while checking the card. Blitzø sweats uncontrollably, believing that he'll get caught in no time.
But due to his expectations, the agent fell for it. "Alright." said the agent, giving Blitzø the card back. Blitzø looked surprised. "Oh." exclaimed Blitzø. He later clears his throat. "Thank you." said Blitzø. "Anytime." said the blonde agent and he walked away. Blitzø looks at the blonde agent walking away while humming a cheerful tune. He pulls out some rope, sneaks behind the blonde agent and starts strangling him. "ACK!" gagged the blonde agent. Blitzø drags the blonde agent into a weapon's room and slam the door shut. Not much is shown inside of the room, but the horrified screams of the blonde agent can be heard while Blitzø is amputating his limbs with a hacksaw. After the noise dies down, a puddle of blood emerges under the door.
Meanwhile, Agent One is placing Tunneler, still tied up to a chair, into an X-Ray machine. Tunneler stares at Agent One and he is still growling angrily at him. "Oh, what's the matter? You don't wanna stay at Area 51, don't you?" asked Agent One. Tunneler growls softly and shakes his head no. "Well, too bad. You're going there anyway." said Agent One. Tunneler continues growling in anger. Agent Two is working on the computer, scanning the inside of the Tunneler puppet. The screen shows the mechanics and bolts inside of Tunneler, still functioning since WWII. "Hmmmm, interesting." said Agent Two. The Cherubs flies behind Agent Two and looks at the screen. "Goodness," said Collin.
"I know, his parents really inspired him to make such crafts for his puppets," said Cletus. Agent Two types on the keyboard, making the computer print a sheet of the X-ray. "Done." called out Agent Two. Agent One grabs Tunneler out of the X-ray machine. "There. That wasn't so hard, now was it?" said Agent One, placing Tunneler on the table. Tunneler growls at Agent One. Agent Two turns her head towards Tunneler, and she begins to ponder. Agent One gets on his knees to get something, and he pulls out a small crate box. "Welp, off to Area 51 with you." said Agent One. Tunneler starts kicking his feet, desperately trying to escape. Agent One grabs Tunneler and is about to put the puppet inside the box, that is until Agent Two stops him from doing so.
"Wait." said Agent Two, approaching Agent One. Agent One turns around towards Agent Two and places Tunneler on the table again. "What?" asked Agent One. Agent Two huddles with Agent One and they start to have a conversation in private. Tunneler stares at the two agents whispering to each other. His gaze shifts to the Cherubs, groaning. The Cherubs look at Tunneler. Collins tries to speak to Tunneler but Cletus prevents him. Agent One and Two finish having a conversation with each other. "Alright, we have planned an alternative," said Agent One. Tunneler tilts his head to the right. Agent Two turns around and walks to a cabinet, just to get something. "Lucky for you, you're not actually going to Area 51, yet." said Agent One.
Agent Two pulls out a small box from the cabinet and she approaches Agent One and Tunneler. She hands Agent One the small box and he opens it. "So first off…" said Agent One as he pulled out a syringe from the small box. Tunneler gasped in horror after seeing the syringe. "We just have to study your source of reanimation." said Agent One with his shades glowing white from the light and flicks the tip of the syringe. Tunneler starts whimpering in fear. "Don't worry, it won't last long." said Agent Two, smirking sinisterly. Tunneler commence to hop away while being tied up in a chair. But eventually, Agent Two stops him by grabbing the small chair. "But it hurt a lot." said Agent Two.
Tunneler looks at Agent One holding the syringe. Agent One would begin to laugh like a villain and points the syringe towards Tunneler's chest. Agent Two holds onto the small chair with Tunneler tied up as the puppet begins to kick his feet up and down in fright. The Cherubs look at Agent One and Two taking Tunneler hostage. "Uhh, does that counts as murder?" asked Keenie. "Probably," said Cletus. Agent One was ready to inject the syringe into Tunneler only to take the elixir from him. But suddenly, it quickly got interrupted by someone speaks up on a walkie-talkie and it sounded like they're crying in fright. "Come in, Agent One! Can you hear me?!" said someone on the walkie-talkie, crying hard. Agent One almost jumped in fright when he heard someone calling out to him on the walkie-talkie.
Agent One sighs heavily and he picks up the walkie-talkie, answering the transmission."Yes, Agent Ten? I'm in the middle of something right now and…are you crying?" said Agent One with his serious expression descending to confusion. Agent Ten is whimpering with fear and sorrow combined, and a sound of a gun click can be heard from the transmission. "Come on, you big baby. Read!" shouted Blitzø on the walkie-talkie. Agent One and Two were shocked to hear Blitzø's voice, the Cherubs got distraught. "Oh God no. Not him." exclaimed Cletus. "It c-can't be," said Colllin. And for Tunneler, he is glad to hear Blitzø.
"H…hey One…g-guess what?" whimpering Agent One on the walkie-talkie. "What? What is it, Agent Ten?" inquired Agent One. The scene cuts to a security room, where an agent with black hair named Agent Ten, crying like a baby while Blitzø is pointing a gun directly at his head, forcing him to read the note. "That's right, keep reading," said Blitzø. "I…I fucked your mom last night!" said Agent Ten, sobbing hard. Blitzø snickers a little. "But…my mom's dead." said Agent One on the walkie-talkie. The scene cuts to Agent One with the others, hearing Agent Ten talking on the walkie-talkie. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-" said Agent Ten until Blitzø immediately shoots his brains out. The Cherubs gasped in horror after hearing they heard Agent Ten getting shot.
Blitzø can be heard laughing from the walkie-talkie. "What a fucking idiot! He doesn't even know that your mom is dead!" laughed Blitzø on the walkie-talkie. Agent One growls in anger after Blitzø's voice once again. "You! How did you get into this facility?!" inquired Agent One. Agent Two snatches the walkie-talkie from Agent One and starts talking to it. "And why?!" inquired Agent Two. The scene cuts to Blitzø sitting on Agent Ten's body lying on the ground. "Well first of all, I've seen some spy movies and I got some help from my puppet companions. And second, you have one of them. So, I'm taking back what it's mine." explained Blitzø. The scene cuts back to Agent One and Two talking to Blitzø on the walkie-talkie. "Over our dead bodies! That puppet and the source of reanimation belongs to the government." said Agent Two.
"Precisely," said Agent One, agreeing with Agent Two. The Cherubs fly towards Agent One and two, joining in the conversation. "The government can kiss my ass for all I care! They're not taking Tunneler away!" said Blitzø in walkie-talkie. Cletus, Collin and Keenie gasped after hearing a single slur about the government. "You can't mention the government like that!" exclaimed Keenie. The scene cuts to Blitzø, who is smiling sinisterly. "Ah, and I heard that the Cherubs are with you guys," said Blitzø. The scene cuts back to the two Agents and the three fallen Cherubs. Agent One and Two looked confused. "I'm sorry. What?" inquired Agent Two, looking at the Cherubs. Cletus snatches the walkie-talkie from Agent Two. "We're Exorcists, you filthy demon!" shouted Cletus.
The scene cuts to Blitzø as he laughs at Cletus. "Bullshit! You can't even hold a spear with those little baby hands." said Blitzø. "But you made us kill an innocent old man that we were trying to help!" said Keenie on the walkie-talkie. "He wanted to die! Plus, he only cares about money, so I don't qualify him as innocent." said Blitzø. Suddenly, someone kicks open the door and it's a black agent with a fade. "You!" shouted the black agent. Blitzø yelped and fell out of the wheelchair. "Privacy much?!" exclaimed Blitzø. The black agent pulls out a pistol and points at the imp lying on the floor. "You sick fuck! You and your little dolls are massacring everyone in this facility!" shouted the black agent. The scene cuts back to the Agents and Cherubs, with very shocked expressions on their faces.
Agent One takes off his sunglasses, showing his eyes with his pupil shrunk. "What?.." exclaimed Agent One. The scene cuts back to Blitzø being gunpointed by the black agent. "And now, you will pay for your actions," said the black agent. Blitzø stares at the black agent pointing the pistol directly at his head and his gaze shifts down, seeing Six Shooter standing behind the agent with some rope on their upper hands. Six Shooter jumps behind the black agent's back and starts strangling him with the rope. The black agent starts to choke and he drops the pistol. Blitzø pulls out his two guns and snatches the agent's gun with his tail. "Ha!" shouted Blitzø. Six Shooter chuckles while he's strangling the black agent.
The black agent attempted to remove Six Shooter from his back. "See you on the other side, boy!" said Blitzø, pointing three guns at the black agent's chest. Without hesitation whatsoever, Blitzø pulls the trigger and shoots the black agent in the chest. Six Shooter jumps off the black agent's back before he collapses to the floor and lands on the ground like an acrobat. Blitzø gets up and cleans himself up. "That was quite satisfying," said Blitzø. Blitzø picks up the walkie-talkie and continues talking through it. "So, Yeah. You better give us Tunneler back or else you become a blood puddle. Okay? Okay, bye." said Blitzø after he tossed the walkie-talkie in the air and shot it to pieces.
The scene cuts back to the Agents and the Cherubs, as they looked distraught from what they've heard on the walkie-talkie. Tunneler is humming happily, kicking his feet up and down. "Well, shit." cursed Agent One. "Oh God! What are we going to do now!? They're out there sending him to a fiery eternity!" panicked Collin. Keenie flies towards Collin and starts slapping him in the face. "Put yourself together, Collin! And what did I tell you about using the lord's name in vain?!" shouted Keenie. Cletus approaches Collin and Keenie and he separates them from each other. "Calm down! The both of you! That foul-mouthed demon hasn't seen anything yet." said Cletus. Agent Two puts the walkie-talkie away and walks over to the monitor.
Agent One shifts his gaze upon the Cherubs and he talks to them. "He does have a point. We saved the best for last." said Agent One, walking to the monitors. The Cherubs follow Agent One, leaving Tunneler in the room. Tunneler growls and spins the drill on top of his head. The scene cuts to them standing by the monitor and Agent Two presses a red shiny button. "They keep that filthy demon busy," said Agent Two, chuckling. The scene cuts to some doors made out of steel opening up, letting a flash of light shine through. An army of priests marches out of the doors, holding some rifles with little crucifixes on the barrels. They loaded their weapons with bullets made out of holy water and steel as they prepared themselves for battle.
The scene cuts to a corridor, where an Agent appears running down, burning in flames and screaming in agonizing pain. A fire blazes out of one of the rooms and two more agents run out, being burned alive. Torch walks out of the burning room, cackling and blows out the smoke from his flamethrower hand. The scene cuts to Pinhead choking a blonde female agent with his bare hands. She attempts to seize Pinhead from strangling her until her face turns blue and topples to the floor, dead. Pinhead gets up, looks at the female agent's corpse and groans softly. The scene cuts to Blade attacking a red-haired male agent. His hook hand is stuck in the agent's lower lip, giving it a painful pull. "Fucking stop! That hurts!" shouted the red-haired male agent.
Blade looks at the red-haired agent, hissing at his face viciously. Just then, Blade raises his knife hand up and he starts stabbing the agent in the neck. "Ack!" yelled The red-haired male agent, beginning to bleed violently from the neck. Blade jumps off the agent, ripping the lower lips and lands on the floor in a heroic pose. The red-haired male agent wheezes hard, trying to prevent the bleeding by covering the wound. But suddenly, he accidentally slipped on some blood on the floor and ended up hitting his head on a water fountain so hard that it fractured the back of his skull. The red-haired male agent dies after the slip and fall. The scene cuts to a gun battle between Blitzø and three agents. "Now this is my cup of tea!" said Blitzø, hiding behind a table for cover.
Blitzø points his pistols at two agents hiding behind another. He pulls the triggers and shoots them in the heads. "Oh shit!" shouted the agent. Blitzø proceeds to jump really high, spinning around like an acrobat and lands on his feet behind the agent. He pulls out a red and sharp knife and stabs it into the agent's back, making him scream in pain. "Gotcha!" said Blitzø. Blitzø plunges the knife even further, making it cut through the agent's stomach open. The Agent dies afterwards, with his organs sliding out of his stomach. "Piece of cake. Like always." said Blitzø. The scene cuts to a bloody corridor, where some dead bodies are lying down, motionless. Blitzø walks out of the room, whittling a cheerful tune. Until the alarms went off.
"The fuck?" exclaimed Blitzø, looking up. Suddenly, someone burst an elevator door open, catching Blitzø by surprise. Twelve priests exit out of the door and point their holy rifles at Blitzø. "Uh oh." exclaimed Blitzø. The priests commence to fire their firearm made out of holy light. Blitzø would begin to dodge every bullet that heads straight to him, he even uses one of the agent's corpses for a shield. "So I guess those two agents are christians now, huh?" taunted Blitzø. One of the bullets soars towards Blitzø and hits him by the right shoulder. "Ahhh!" screamed Blitzø in pain and dropped the corpse. He gazed upon his right shoulder, seeing the smoking bullet wound. "Goddammit!" cursed Blitzø. After saying that, Blitzø covers his mouth and looks at the priests.
The priests looked absolutely triggered after they heard Blitzø using the lord's name in vain and for cursing. "Uhh, I'm sorry?" said Blitzø, smiling nervously. The scene cuts to Pinhead and Six Shooter carefully removing a brain out of a female agent's head. Six Shooter chuckles and Pinhead groans. Blitzø appears running down the corridor and he spots Pinhead and Six Shooter. "Guys!" shouted Blitzø. Pinhead and Six Shooter look down the corridor and see Blitzø. Pinhead waves at Blitzø at first, but gunshots can be heard approaching. Blitzø runs towards the two puppets that were previously made by André Toulon, he picks them up and runs off. "We have to find Tunneler! And quick!" shouted Blitzø in an urgent tone.
Pinhead and Six Shooter sees some priests running down the corridor as they shoot their rifles at them. Blitzø pulls out one of his pistols with his tail and shoots only two priests. The scene cuts to Blade stabbing one of the agents in the chest. Blitzø runs up to Blade and grabs him while being chased by priests. The scene next cut to Torch having fun burning a room down, cackling like a maniac. Blitzø kicks open the door, runs in the room and picks up Torch. Torch looks at Blitzø and growls. "Sorry, Torch. But we're wasting time!" said Blitzø. Just before he said that, a priest popped out of the vent from the ceiling, pointing the rifle at Blitzø. Blitzø notices the priest out of the ceiling vent. "Oh shit!" shouted Blitzø as he immediately ran out of the room before the priest could shoot.
The scene cuts to a room, where Blitzø kicks the door open, runs in and closes the door immediately. Blade, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter remain silent, Blitzø places them down on the floor carefully as they hear the sounds of priests running past the room from the outside. The sounds would die down, and Blitzø let out a relieved sigh. "Thanks Satan, we're safe in here." said Blitzø. But then, they heard a gun cock. Blitzø, Blade, Pinhead, Torch and Six Shooter slowly turn their backs, only to see Agent One, Two, and the Cherubs pointing their weapons at them, with angry looks on their faces. "Well…titties." cursed Blitzø. "We met again, Peanut Head." said Cletus in a threatening tone. "My name is Blitzø. The "o" is silent, not Peanut Head." said Blitzø.
Blade hisses viciously and Torch growls angrily. Agent One lowered his head to the four puppets. "And I see that you brought your puppet friends with you. Hmph." said Agent One. "Back off, Bub! They belong to me!" said Blitzø. Agent One lifts his head up towards Blitzø. "You're going to pay for what you did!" shouted Keenie. Collin flies towards Blitzø and points an arrow right at his face. "We can't reenter Heaven because of you!" shouted Collin. Blitzø stares at Collin with an uninterested look and he puts the arrow down. "Yeah, I don't have time for this bullshit. We literally just killed like fifty of your agents and one of them shit their pants." said Blitzø. Suddenly, his gaze shifts behind the agents and Cherubs, spotting Tunneler tied up in the chair.
Tunneler sees Blitzø and he groans happily. "My boy!" said Blitzø, as he pushes Agent One and Two and runs towards Tunneler. But Agent One grabbed Blitzø by the tail, preventing him from getting Tunneler, and it stretches like a rubber band. Blitzø keeps running to save Tunneler, but he looks behind himself, noticing that Agent One is holding his tail. "Oh." exclaimed Blitzø. This cartoony antic causes Blitzø to be pulled off and ends up crashing through the door and hitting the floor. "Ow!" exclaimed Blitzø in pain. He tries to get himself up, but Blitzø is immediately surrounded by some priests pointing their holy rifles at him. "Oh shit." cursed Blitzø, looking at the priests getting a hold of the imp. Blade and Pinhead attempted to save their Puppet Master, only to be halted by Cletus, Keenie and Collin pointing their arrows at them.
Six Shooter pulls out his six small guns and Torch lifts his flamethrower hand at the Cherubs, but Agent One and Two snatches and seized them before they could save Blade and Pinhead. Blitzø changes his gaze at the two agents and Cherubs, growling in anger. "It's over, Blitzø. We won." said Agent Two. "Oh fucking hell, I have to ask. Why did you guys kidnap Tunneler in the first place?" asked Blitzø. "Simple. We were planning to take Tunneler to Area 51 and bring the elixir to the government." replied Agent One. Hearing these words, Blitzø gets shocked and angry at the same time. "Oh the hell YOU AIN'T!" yelled Blitzø in fury. He rises up and points the pistols directly at Agent One and Two, which causes them, the Cherubs and the priests, to aim their weapons even further towards Blitzø.
"Don't even dare to shoot!" said Cletus. "If you try to shoot one of us, we'll shoot first and take the puppets with him!" warns Agent One. "You're not taking the elixir, and Tunneler! Because you have no idea what it's capable of." said Blitzø. "Oh, we know what it's capable of. Reanimation." said Agent Two. "Exactly." agreed Agent One. Torch looks at Agent One and growls. "André Toulon has once discovered the secret of life in his recent years and he has been cheating on life ever since. This type of Egyptian sorcery should be held to the U.S. government." said Agent One. "No way, fuckwad! I found the secret of life first and they can't have it." growled Blitzø. While the agents, Cherubs and priests are distracted beefing with Blitzø, it's the perfect time that Blade and Pinhead sneaks into the room where Tunneler is being held hostage.
Blade and Pinhead carefully snuck towards the table and they climbed to the top. Tunneler notices Blade and Pinhead climbing onto the table and he groans softly. Pinhead looks back to Blitzø being surrounded and the enemies remain distracted. "I'm the one who should be keeping the secret of life, it's my responsibility to maintain it from the wrong hands. Also, if they ever release it to the public, it would be a catastrophe." explained Blitzø. "Lies! Lies from the demon!" shouted Keenie, pointing at Blitzø. Blitzø looks at Keenie with a pout expression. "I'm not lying, lady." said Blitzø. Pinhead looks back to Blade and he nods. Blade approaches Tunneler and starts cutting the rope with his knife hand. Tunneler looks at Blade and groans. Blade takes a gander at Tunneler and hisses softly and calmly.
The scene cuts back to Blitzø being trapped. "Besides. I myself, am the guardian of the secret of life. And it is my duty to protect it from any costs." said Blitzø in a heroic tone and pose, and ended it with his tongue sticking out. Agent One and Two looks at each other and looks at the three Cherubs. And then they burst out laughing, even the priests. "What's so funny?" asked Blitzø. "You? Guardian of the secret of life?" inquired Agent One. "Oh yeah, you do look like a guardian to us." taunted Agent Two. "You wouldn't stand a chance to protect anything or anyone." said Cletus. "What the hell are you talking about? Of course I'm responsible." inquired Blitzø. "You're a demon from the eternal pits of fire. You freaks don't care what is right or wrong." said Agent One.
"That's right. Your kind only does nothing but give pain and suffering to others. Even those who have grave issues in their lives." said Collin. Blitzø's angry expression slowly descended to a concerned look. "For your own doing, you didn't care who got hurt along the way!" said Cletus. "You don't care about other people's feelings, you never care at all." said Collin. Blitzø gains a shock look on his face, only to lead to a flashback from the same Full Moon night. Since Blitzø finished his outburst, Stolas' lips started quivering, trying to process. "Blitzø…I think so very highly of you," said Stolas as he began to cry. "I didn't realize you think so low of me…" he said with his voice breaking. Blitzø looks at Stolas with shock, realizing that Stolas indeed has feelings for him and is genuine.
Stolas takes a gander at Blitzø, with tears dripping from his eyes. "Goodbye, Blitzø…" said Stolas. "Stolas, wait!" said Blitzø, reaching out for Stolas. Before he could apologize, Stolas immediately transported Blitzø outside of the palace, leaving him feeling a mixture of shock and confusion. Blitzø slowly turns around. "What... the... FUUUUUUUUCK?!" yelled Blitzø, leading the scene cuts back to the present day. "And now we're even. So, I think it's for the best if you leave and let us do our job." said Agent One. Blitzø begins to feel overwhelmed with guilt once again, he puts his pistols away and lets out a heavy sigh. "Fine. You win…" sighed Blitzø. Torch and Six Shooter gasp after witnessing Blitzø giving up. The Cherubs gain some surprised looks on their faces, and the agents have neutral expressions.
"Wait, really? You're actually giving up that easily?" asked Agent One. Blitzø nods as a response. "Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. But you sure got me caught, and André Toulon's puppets as well." said Blitzø, looking depressed. Agent One and Two take a look at each other and they smile. "Yeah, I guess we did," said Agent Two. "We sure got you caught!" said Agent One. "Yeah…" said Blitzø, but seconds later, his mood quickly changed to his usual. "Caught ya making a fool out of yourselves!" he said. Agent One and Two stops smiling. "Wait, what?" inquired Agent One. Both of the agents and the Cherubs gaze into the room, noticing that Tunneler is gone. "What the fuck?!" cursed Agent Two. "Where did the puppet go?!" inquired Collin. Agent One and Two strolls into the room and begin to search for Tunneler.
While the two agents search for the drill-headed puppet, they don't realize that Blade, Pinhead and Tunneler are standing under the table where they interrogate. Blade makes his first move by running towards Agent One and slashes him in the leg with his knife hand. Agent One screamed in pain, tumbling to the floor and letting Torch go. Agent Two jumps in fright and turns around, only to see Agent One on the floor, being attacked by Blade. "Oh fuck!" shouted Agent Two. Agent One tries to prevent Blade from stabbing him in the face. "GET YOUR POINTY HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU STUPID PUPPET!!" yelled Agent One. Blade hisses viciously directly at Agent One's face. Agent Two points her pistol at Blade, ready to fire.
Pinhead jumps out behind Agent Two's back, wrapping his arms around her neck and pulls her down to the floor. "Ack!" choked Agent Two. The Cherubs fly into the room, seeing the two agents being ambushed by two living puppets. They gasp in shock, Keenie and Collin turn on their backs to Blitzø. "Oh, you heartless monster!" shouted Keenie, attempting to shoot the arrow at Blitzø. Blitzø pulls out two cans of pepper spray and sprays into Keenie and Collin's eyes. Keenie and Collin begin to scream in agony and they both fall down. The priests point their holy rifles up in order to fire Blitzø. Blitzø quickly captures Cletus in his grasp and makes the little cherub face the holy rifles. The priests gasped and put away their firearms.
Blitzø slowly lifts his head up to the priests and he chuckles sinisterly. Six Shooter jumps in the air, he pulls his small guns out and shoots the priests in the heads. "Oh God! No!!" shouted Cletus. Six Shooter lands onto Blitzø's left shoulder and he chuckles. "Fuck yeah!" cheered Blitzø, throwing Cletus to the floor like a football. "Owww!" shouted Cletus. Blitzø turns his head around to Blade, Pinhead, Tunneler and Torch. "Let's get out of here, guys!" said Blitzø. Blitzø and the puppets start running away. "SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Agent One in anger, getting himself up. Agent Two gets up and runs to the monitor. "Commence shut down!" shouted Agent Two, as she fists a big red button.
The scene cuts to a corridor where Blitzø and the puppets are racing while the alarms are blaring. Blitzø looks behind himself, seeing some priests running after and pointing their holy rifles at them. "Not this time," said Blitzø. He places his right hand onto the Asmodean crystal and starts rubbing it like a lamp. The Asmodean crystal opens up a portal, showing a glimpse of the I.M.P's main lobby. "Everyone, jump!" said Blitzø. Blitzø and the puppets head approach the portal and they jump through it like they're in a superhero movie. They all successfully land on their feet after their great escape from the D.H.O.R.K.S, Jester is sitting on the desk along with Loona who is focused on her phone.
Blitzø notices the priests running towards the portal. So, he pulled out a rocket launcher and pointed it at the priests. "Adios, father!" said Blitzø. He launches the rocket through the portal, killing the priests and almost destroying the entire facility. " BLITZØ! WE'LL HAVE OUR REVENGE!" called out Agent One before the portal closes. "Haha! We did it!" cheered Blitzø. The puppets cheered as well. Loona looks at Blitzø and she rolls her eyes. Blitzø looks at Tunneler and gets on his right knee. "Hey buddy. Are you okay? Did those fuckers hurt you?" asked Blitzø. Tunneler shook his head no. Blitzø sighs in relief. "Well that's good. Good to know that you're alright, Tunneler." said Blitzø. Pinhead approaches Tunneler and pats him on the back.
Jester jumps off the desk, holding a piece of paper in his right hand, folded in four. He walks to Blitzø and taps him on the leg. Blitzø turns his head towards Jester. "Yes, Jester?" inquired Blitzø. Jester hands Blitzø the piece of paper. Blitzø looks at the paper and opens it up, seeing a sentence that reads "If you screwed up with Stolas, why won't you try to make up with him?". Blitzø looks back at Jester. "Are you suggesting that I should make up with Stolas?" asked Blitzø. Jester nods as a response. Blitzø kept staring at Jester and he smiled. "Alright, I guess I could give it a try. After all, he's a tall and horny owl prince. You couldn't even resist my well-being." said Blitzø. He pats Jester on the head. "Thank you, my friend," said Blitzø. Jester mumbles happily. Loona keeps focusing on her phone and she lets out an angsty sigh. "He's totally tired of him," said Loona.
The End