crognard: Wizardess, Graah, Spooch! Run!
Wixardess: There are too many traps! We'll never survive!
Crognard: Crognard can live without survival!
Wizardess: Watch out! Zam Zim Falabim!
Spooch: Spooch can't watch, spooch spooch!
Crognard: Crognard is okay! Iron spikes mean nothing to Crognard's mystic pecs!
Mikey: I can't believe I'm watching Crognard bend spikes with his chest. And I'm still so bored! Ugh, my boredom is becoming a serious medical condition. I need help!
Leo: Hang out? We're practicing our katas. Wanna jump in?
MIkey:Nuh Huh?
Raph and shadow: Mikey? Get out! Out!
Donnie: Nuh, I'm too busy to hang out, Mikey. I'm still looking for a retromutagen for Karai. You see, if I can reverse engineer the main chemical sequence, I think I can ignite the kind of reaction needed to re-write - Ugh! The deoxyribonucleic acid of-
Casey: Eh, high score. Again. Ugh! Yo, Mikey! Wanna hang out with me and sonic?
[Mikey gasps brightly. Later Mikey and Casey were skateboarding and sonic was running on the rooftops.]
Jason/Mondo Gecko: Cowabunga!
[Something knocked them down. Casey and Mikey look where they saw leopard gecko mutant skateboarding by sonic slowed down.]
Casey: Another mutant?
Sonic; yep. Where did this one come from
Mikey: He's awesome! His name should totally be Rad Lizard! No, wait, Skatermander!
Sonic; No, that's lame. No, I got it! "Mondo Gecko!"
Mikey nodded
Mondo: Dudes, that name sucks! And I'll make you pay for it! Do you know what happened to the last dude that called me names?
Mikey: How would we know? We just met you.
[For a moment, Mondo started laughing.]
Mondo: Ahhahahahahaha!! You should see the look on your faces! I'm just joshing you, dudes! So, you're a mutants, too? I'm Jason, the most awesome pro skater in the world!
Sonic; no i'm not a mutant i'm a speedy hedgehog
Mikey: "Jason"? That's boring, dude. "Mondo Gecko"? Not boring!
Casey: I don't even know what a gecko is.
Mondo: You're lookin' at one. Check it! Well, we can't blink, so we have to lick our eyeballs to keep them moist.
Mikey: I've always wanted to lick my own eyeballs!
Casey: So you were a pro skater?
Sonic; you don't look like a pro
Mondo: hey. I'm gnarly enough to go pro. Look at what being a gecko gets me.[skateboards around the rooftop] Watch him go! Yeah! Cannot be stopped! Yah! Yeah!
Mikey: So, uh how did you become a gecko, dude?
Mondo: It all started last year I was skating my half-pipe which I totally built myself. Awesome, right? It was just me and my pet gecko, Lars, when some crazy ooze fell out of the sky! Turned me into the last thing I touched, my gecko. I totally became a gecko person! Excellent! But then, my parents kicked me out. I wound up on the street, but it's all good! 'Cause I made tons of friends, like you guys! I also shred in my metal band, Savage Bliss! Whoa, look at me now, look at me now, look at me, whoo!
[He mimics electric guitar]
Casey: Dude! There's something about Mondo that I don't trust. For real, dog.
Sonic: yeah sorry mikey but gotta agree with casey on this one he acts so sus
Mikey: Dudes, he can lick his own eyeballs! Besides, I feel responsible. It's kinda sorta our fault, with the mutagen spill and all. Wait up, Mondo! Booyakasha!
[He follows Mondo.]
[In the lair, shadow is trying to call Casey.]
shadowl: Come on, Casey, pick up! We've got turding to do.
Raph: Casey's not gonna stop skating just for homework. Tell him it's homework and hockey tickets.
Leo: They've been gone a while. Mikey plus Casey plus sonic plus too much time on their hands equals trouble.
Donnie: Oh, come on. What kind of trouble could they really get into?
Shadow; it sonic are you really asking that question
Raph; shadow has a point here
[in the street, Mondo and Mikey skateboard past the homeless man.]
Mondo: Cowabungaaaa!
Mikey:Booyakasha!
Casey: Goongalla!
Sonic; lets speed
Mondo: Check the dog!
Mikey: One thing, bro. "Booyakasha!" sounds way cooler than "cowabunga!"
Casey: But "goongala" is the best!
Sonic; no way let's speed is way cooler than any of those
Mikey: Dude, don't even get me started on "goongala. " But "cowabunga?" Way too old school, bro!
Mondo: Old school's the only school!
[Casey falls but MIkey catched him]
Mikey: I gotcha, dude.
Sonic: casey you ok
Casey: yeah i'm ok Hey man! I could've been hurt!
Mondo: Oh. Sorry, bro.
[Suddenly, they see the Purple dragons stealing stuff.]
Mikey: What you guys doing?
Fong: Uh, we're helping a friend move his valuables to our hideout?
Mikey: Hmm... That's cool. Good luck with that.
Casey: Mikey!
Sonic; You know they're lying, right?
[Realizing it, Mikey gets in front of them.]
Mikey: You put that stuff back where it came from!
Hun: Says who? A turtle freak? And his weirdo friends
Sonic; you who are you calling a weirdo you weirdo
[Hun arrives, he cracks his neck.]
Casey: Aw, great. Hun.
Hun: Up for a rematch, Hockey Boy? This time, I'm ready for your tricks.
[Hun defeats Casey and breaks his bat, while Michelangelo knocks the purple dragons out.]
Hun: Another pathetic freak?
Mondo: Do you know what happened to the last person that called me names?
[He tries to charge but Hun pushed him away]
Mondo: Rope-a-dope! That's right, punk! I got you!
Sonic: are you for real
[Hun started to kick Mondo and punch him.]
Mondo: That's gonna hurt. Ohh aah!
Mikey:Oh no. Mondo! Oh no.
Mondo: Whaaaa!
[Mondo screams, he is about to meet his death by plummeting to the ground off of the rooftop, but Michelangelo grabs his friend, cries like a Tarzan, he throws himself to Hun, in slow motion, but it's purple dragons.]
Casey: What up, Hun?
[They start to fight but Hun manages to defeat them both.]
Mondo: I'll help you, I just, uh.. need a minute to catch my breath.
Sonic; are you serious i'm calling shadow
Mikey; no sonic don't do that please
Sonic; Well we can't trust this guy he almost got casey killed
Casey; um guys as much i would love call raph and shadow we are kinda busy
[Casey changes but Hun dodges until he slips on a skateboard and falls into a dumpster.]
Casey: Sucka!
[Mikey finished tying the Purple Dragons.]
Mondo: And take that! And that! And one of these! And this, and=
Casey: Whoa, whoa! Fight's over, bro! Relax, we won!
Mondo: You guys saved my life! On the streets, it's everyone for themselves out there.
Mikey: Friends don't let friends get kicked off of buildings, dude.
Casey: All right, let me leave my calling card and we can get outta here.
Sonic i'll help
Mondo: Whoa! 30,000 smackeroos! This'll really help a gecko out.
Mikey:Dude! Are you stealing?
mondo; Only from the bad guy's personal stash!
Casey: [irritated] Put it back, Mondo!
Sonic; or i will call my friend and he will teleport here and make you put it back
Mondo[angrily] Make me, Casey!
Casey:We would Love to! Sonic call shadow
[Mikey gets between them.and takes sonic phone of him]
Mikey: Cool it, guys! Can't we all just skate along?
Casey: I don't hang with criminals. I'm out like your mom in a beauty pageant. Peace!
Mijkey looked at sonic
Sonic; sorry mike but he's right
Mondo: Skateboarding is not a crime! C'mon, Mikey. Let's hang out at my place.
Mikey: Aw, man!
[In the alley, Casey climbed down the fire escape.]
Casey:Stupid talking lizard! Mikey's fallen for your shtick, but not Casey Jones! Huh?
sonic ; yeah and sonic the hedgehog
Both; Who's there?
[they looked around until something began to approach from behind.]
Raph: Raph for the win! In yo' face! Who's next? Who can give me some real competition? Casey? Oh, right. He's gone.
Leo: What kind of trouble could they get into? They've been gone all night!
Raph: Casey and Mikey and sonic are big boys. They can take care of themselves.
Leo: Right. Shadow anything from sonic
Shadow; Yes but someone hung up before i could answer
[He takes out his phone to call back but there is no answer.]
Shadow; come on hedgehog pick up ug sonic isn't picking up
Raph: Casey's signal is lost.
raphl: Mikey's not picking up either.
Donnie: since sonic tried to call shadow i should have a signal I can track. Come on!
[Mondo lead Mikey below]
Mikey: Whoa! You live in the sewers, too?
Mondo: Of course. Mr. X has taken a lot of us mutants in.
Mikey: Mr. X?
Mondo: You've never heard of Mr. X? Great man. He gave me a home, a job. Maybe if he likes you, he could give you a job, too!
Mikey: I already gots a job. I'm a ninja, dog! Oh, ho, ho!
Mondo: Come on, dude. Just a little further.
Mikey: Where are we? I've never seen this part of the sewer before.
[a cage landed on him]
Mikey: Aah! What the Run, run, run! Before you get caught, run!
Mondo: Mikey, I'm sorry.
[Fishface arrives and pats Mondo's shoulder, we learn that the Fishface is Mr. X.]
Fishface: Excellent job, amigo. You lured him right into my trap.
Mikey: Fishface?
[Annoyed by this name yet again, Fishface pushes Mikey to the ground.]
Fishface: That name is an insult! I am Xever! But you can call me Mr. X.
Mikey: [betrayed] Mondo, how could you? I thought we were pals, dude! I trust you over casey and sonic i trusted you more than sonic if i had just listen to him this wouldn't have happened
Mondo: You sure the turtles and hedgehogs are as bad as you say, Mr. X?
Fishface: Stamp out any sympathy you might feel for him, for tonight, he races to the death!
Mondo: That wasn't the deal! I thought it was just a normal race!
[Mondo frantically shakes Fishface's arm, which prompts annoyed Fishface to slap Mondo to the ground.]
Mondo: Whoa!
Mikey: Mondo! Why are you doing this, Fishface?
Fishface: It is simple economics, really. Mutants get entertained, I make money, everyone wins. Well, not you are going to lose, tartaruga.
[Mikey gets thrown in a cell and meets Casey and sonic.]
Donnie: Huh? We're close. Not much... Uh oh.
April: That can't be good.
Raph: Wait, listen to the police radio!
Police: members of the Purple Dragons with the words "For cops, from Casey and sonic" written on one of their foreheads.
Shadow; sonic
Leo: Well, at least we know we're close! Let's go!
Casey: I don't want to say "I told you so" about Mondo No, wait, I totally want to say "I told you so!"
Sonic; yep we totally told you so you really should of listenz to us or maybe to me i'm your best friend
Mondo: Psst, guys!
Mikey: Mondo?
Mondo: Sorry about all this, dudes. Fishface is bogus! Totally getting you out of here!
[Mondo tries to break them free with his tongue but the light turns on, it scares Mondo as he falls, Fishface's voice is heard.]
Fishface: Ohh, Jason, Jason, Jason. You were one of my most promising errand boys. But helping the enemy escape? You are dead to me. In fact, let's make that official, eh? You're going to compete in the race. Right now!
[The lights come on to reveal every mutant and bad guy they faced.]
Mondo: Double bogus.
Mikey: Totally.
[The cell opens up.]
Fishface: Ladies and gentlemutants! In tonight's race: four competitors, one survivor! No rules! Whoever crosses the finish line first wins! "In Mr. X's X-treme Skate to the Death Death-a-thon 5000" Can you dig it?
Casey: Dude, you see that audience?
sonic ; yes party
Mikey: It's like a "Who's Who" of evil jerkfaces.
Fishface: Meet tonight's racers! First, we have Michelangelo, the dumbest of all the stupid, pathetic turtles!
Mikey: Hey, I'm smart! I'm just the party dude!
[everyone boos]
Fishface: Next, we have Casey Jones, vigilante and obligatory human ally.
Casey: I am not obli oblidary!
Fishface; and the new one on the block the annoying hedgehog
Sonic just crosses his arms and stick his tongue out
[audience laughs]
Fishface:And Jason, the gecko boy, a traitor to mutants everywhere! [Mondo gasps] And for the first time ever, I, Xever Montes, will personally join the race!
Casey: Ha! If I can't out-skate a fish, I'm retiring my blades.
Yep i can't unrun a fish that's when i say to shadow that he is the ulment life from
Jason: Wrong, dude! I've seen Mr. X on skates. He's way faster than us! He's faster then you to sonic We are hosed, man! Seriously hosed!
Mikey: Calm down, Mondo! We need a plan. Guys, bring it in.
Fishface: That's right, amigos! These robolegs can't be beat1!
Stockfly: Time to start the race! Ready?
Fishface: You are going down.
Stockfly: Set Go!
[The race begins and they fall down the hole. Now they are skating down.]
Mikey: This isn't so bad, right, guys? Whoa!
[Fishface rockets past them.]
Casey: Rocket skates? No fair!
Sonic; he did say no rules
[The camera begins to watch while Stockfly enters the crowd.]
Rahzar: Take a seat already! Idiot!
Tiger Claw: You did not just do that.
Mondo: Here comes more cheating!
[The first traps are electric trash cans.]
Casey: Look out!
[Mikey began to dodge them]
Casey: If that's the worst he's got= Who said worst?
[The second trap is an aquarium.]
Mondo:Aw, no! The aquarium!
Mikey: How scary can an aquarium be?
Sonic um guys i can't swim i'm terfid of water
[Fishface uses a battle cry, it affects piranha. Now this is death. They scream as they dodged the fish mutants]
sonic ; ok now i'm scared there are fish with sharp teeth
Mondo: Look out! Teeth! Teeth!
Casey: I hate seafood!
sonic: Aah! Get it off of me!
mikey ; hold on sonic
Kicks the fish of sonic
[One of them bit Mikey.]
Casey: Fishface is way ahead! Skate faster!
mondo ; can't sonic just run to the ffinsh line
Sonic; no that's boring
[The third traps are boulders.]
Mikey: Booyakasha!
[Mondo dodged an incoming boulder]
Mondo: Hurry! Stay ahead of the arrows!'
[The fourth trap is arrows.]
Mikey: What arrows?
Sonic; yeah there are no arrows
Casey; think again
Fishface: See you at the finish line, fools!
[The fifth traps are the closing crushing walls.]
Casey: There's the finish line! Hurry! We just have to get past this last ugh!
[Casey got himself stuck.]
Mondo: Xever's gonna win!
Mikey: No way! Now, Mondo! Like a pro!
Mondo: Aw, yeah! Whoa-oa-oa .
[They spin, making Mondo in the lead]
Mondo: Whoa Whoa, pardon me! Eh? Cowabunga!
[He puts his hands on the ceiling, and then in slow motion, Mondo smacks Fishface's neck, smacking the face out of his road, Michelangelo dodges the fish mutant and throws himself to the road. Mondo apprehends and falls on top of Fishface, much to the latter's anger.]
Fishface: It's not over yet!
Mondo: Go, Mikey, go!
[The sixth trap is fire.]
Mikey: Oh snap! Yeow! Ooh! Hot! Aah!
[Mikey dodged the flames]
Fishface: No one beats Xever!
Mikey: No!
Casey: Don't count out Casey Jones yet! ready
Sonic; ready
[Casey uses his hockey stick to smack sonic, sonic pushed mondo right over the fishils line ]
Mikey: Yes!
[audience murmuring in disappointment]
Fishface: No no! You cheaters! You are hideous examples of bad sportsmanship!
Mondo: We didn't cheat! We looked out for each other. You told me, on the street it's every mutant for himself. Well, you're wrong, dude! Friends don't let friends get kicked off of buildings!
Fishface: [stands up] Jason! You are a traitor!
Mondo: My name is Mondo Gecko! Cowabunga!
[He charges and ends up punched in the face]
Fishface: Seriously? That is all you got?
[Crash, the shellraiser arrives and knocked Fishface]
Leo: Right, Raph. Doesn't look like they got into any trouble at all.
Fishface: You haven't heard the last of me, turtles! WAhhahah Ompmph!
[The walls crush him multiple times.]
Rahzar: Should've bet on yellow.
[The mutants leave in disgust and disappointment.]
shadowl: who's this lil' guy? He's so cute!
[Donnie and Casey appear to be a little jealous.]
Mondo: You ain't so bad yourself, sweetheart.
Shadow what did you just call me
Mikey: Mr. X isn't your boss anymore, Jason. You're free.
Mondo: I'm free?
[Michelangelo then declares Mondo not only his new best friend, but also the new ally to the turtles.]
Casey: Gotta admit, you're a pretty cool little gecko dude, dude.
Sonic yeah just cooll
Mondo: Thanks. You guys are the best! So, Mikey, can I say "booyakasha" sometimes?
Mikey: As long as I can say "cowabunga" once in a while. Like right now!
both: Cowabunga!
Back at the lair
Sonic talking to raph and shadow
Shadow is the only one who know that sonic comes to rent about stuff he use to do it to ice cream kitty until he almost melted the little kitty for having her out so long sonic think of raph as a big bother he come to me sometimes when he think i can help but i'm just in the room listen just in case i have to put my own opin into this
Sonic; and now that little geckos is mikey best friend what happen to me i thought i was his best friend mikey didn't trust me about gekko butt why should he that gekko is his new friend why why would he need me anymore
sonic stared to sniffle
Raph and shadow looked at each other
raph ; shadow i'll handle this can you go tell mikey he is hanging out with leatherhead
Shadow took one look at the blue hedgehog and telported
Sonic just caddled up to raph crying his heart out
Raph; it's ok sonic it's ok your big brotherr are here
Shadow; Mikey i need you back at the lair sonic upset
Mikey; Let's go then
Mikey; Sonic what's wrong
Sonic; You trusted a gecko before me and now he your best friend
Mikey; I'm so sorry sonic you are my best friend
sonic went and hugged mikey
Sonic; its ok mike