Warning: The chapter contains blood and violence.
Hunter: I don't belive you have a scary story.
Christa: Of course I do.
Hunter: Red your stories are all about puppies and kitties.
Christa: That's not true. This one I have in mind, you guys will never view me as a sweet innocent girl again.
Luz: Oh so the innocent one has a dark side huh?
Christa: Yes, so this one I call...
Saturday the 14th
It was summer in June on Saturday the 14th in the small town of Diamond Lake as we see a van with eight teenagers ( played by the Hexsquad) stopping by at a gas station. Hunter and Christa exits out as they enter the station and go the counter where the clerk was played by Warden Wrath.
Hunter: Here's 20 on number 3.
Warden Wrath: Alright.
Hunter: I'll go fill up.
Hunter goes outside to fill up the van as Christa buys some snack and drinks.
Warden Wrath: Haven't seen you around here before.
Christa: Oh we're here for a job. Actually I wanted to ask do you know where is Camp Diamond Lake from here?
The Warden Wrath looked up at her with shock and some of the customers in the store looked at her.
Warden Wrath: You're going to Camp Death?
Christa: Camp Death? No I said Diamond Lake like the name of this town.
Warden Wrath: Shhh, no one speaks about that camp. It's cursed, evil. Why do you want to go there?
Christa: That camp has been closed for years due to an accident. It's about time we open it up again. Me and my friends are to be the counselors.
Warden Wrath: My dear, I warn you do not go there.
Christa: I can't just not go, we have orders. Please can you point the direction or do you have a map?
Clerk: We have a map. But I beg you not to go.
Christa: I'll be fine, here. ( pays him) Thank you.
Christa leaves as Warden Wrath watches with fear.
Warden Wrath: God have mercy on her soul.
The van finally makes it to it's destination, Camp Diamond Lake. An old abandoned and run down summer camp that's been closed for 30 years until.
Hunter: ( with a chart) Okay roll call.
Vee: Wait why do we have to do a roll call? We came in the same vehicle.
Hunter: It's mandatory, just go with it. Alright Gus.
Gus: Here.
Hunter: Willow.
Willow: Present.
Hunter: Alex.
Alex: Yeah whatever.
Hunter: Vee.
Vee: ( sighs) Here.
Hunter: Luz. Luz?
The shot motions to Luz and Amity making out.
Hunter: Luz!
Luz: I'm here! God!
Hunter: Okay, Amity.
Amity: Ugh, can't you see we're busy.
Hunter: You do this every day. Anyway Christa. Christa!
We see Christa jumping on a mini trampoline that was left outside.
Hunter: Christa!
Christa jumps off and holds onto Hunter's arm.
Christa: Here.
Hunter: Red please I'm on duty.
Christa: Ugh, you're no fun.
Hunter: Okay everyone's here, uh all except Boscha.
Willow: She's late. Again.
Luz: Eh she'll be here soon.
Meanwhile.
We see Boscha standing by her broken down car in the road.
Boscha: Oh this is great. Just great. My engine died and I have no service. I'm going to be late for the meeting for sure but I don't even care. I can't believe I have to be the lunch lady for a bunch kids.
Then she see's a car coming.
Boscha: Oh thank god. Hey! Over here, wait up!
The car pulls over as the window lowers. We don't see the driver's face but only Boscha's reaction.
Boscha: Oh you are just ugly. But beggars can't be choosers. You think you can give me a ride to town?
Boscha gets in as the car drives off.
Boscha: If you can just get me to town that'll be great. I was trying to meet up with the rest of my friends. Okay I wouldn't say friends more like acquaintances at that old summer camp. I mean I can't believe I have to spend my summer working at an old run down camp and be the lunch lady to feed a bunch of snotty kids. But it'll be all worth it to pay my college fund.
Suddenly the car braked.
Boscha: Hey! What are you doing? I didn't tell you to stop.
Suddenly the figure pulled out hunting knife.
Boscha: Okay, I see where this is going.
Boscha screams and runs out of the car and into the woods. She ran as far as she could from the killer until she tripped down and sprained her ankle. She tried to get up as she limped away. She hid behind a tree, but then an axe came from the other side of the tree and nearly hits her. Boscha screams as she keeps limping, but then she heard the sound of a tree about to fall. She screamed as the tree fell down to her. The tree fell on the lower half of Boscha's body as she was stuck. She looked up and saw the killer with the axe. He wore blue overalls with blacks shirt underneath, brown boots, had brown skin with a muscular build, the face however being obscured by the sunlight. The killer rose the axe about to kill her.
Boscha: Wait, stop! Nooooo!
But the killer swung his axe across Boscha's head, decapitating her.
Meanwhile
We cut back to the camp now at night as the Hexsquad sat together by the camp fire toasting marshmallows. Gus put his marshmallow in the fire as it caught on fire. He screamed and blew it out but also the marshmallow which got onto Vee's face. He puts in another marshmallow but it again caught fire and blew it out, again getting it on Vee. He did it once again, this time Vee ducked down avoiding it.
Vee: Ha ha!
But then it somehow came back at her from the back of the head much to her annoyance.
Willow: So is there still no word from Bosh?
Vee: She won't answer her phone.
Gus: I'm sure she'll be here tomorrow.
Christa: You know it's weird when I asked about how to get here people thought I was going to some evil place.
Hunter: Don't you know what happened here?
Christa: I heard about the accident. A kid drowned here right?
Hunter: There's more to it than that. 30 years ago there was this kid that drowned in the lake, but the old camp counselors were too busy making out to notice.
Willow: Oh like these two.
Luz: Hey, we're way more focused.
Amity: Yeah, now kiss me Batata.
Amity pulls Luz back kissing her.
Hunter: So the owners and police labeled this as an accident. But the following year, those two counselors were attacked. One of them was killed but the other lived, but the lunch lady who worked here ended up getting killed. They couldn't cover the murders as accidents so they closed down the camp. But get this, the surviving counselor didn't last long though as she was eventually killed in her own home.
The group gasped as they were scared.
Hunter: They say this killer still roams these very woods and the camp and kills anyone who enters. He could be anywhere really. He could be...
Alex: Ooga booga booga!
Everyone screamed as Alex popped out of nowhere wearing a hockey mask and wielding a machete.
Alex: Hahaha! Oh I got you all good.
Willow: Alex you jerk!
Luz: So not cool man!
Alex: Oh come on. I'm just playing with ya.
Alex continues laughing as everyone looked annoyed with him.
Later.
Everyone has turned in as we see the killer emerging from the darkness, but his head is obscured in the dark. Outside he finds the hockey mask and the machete. He puts on the mask and takes the machete as he sets his target. He see's Gus exiting out of the cabin and going into the bathroom. The hockey masked killer was about to go kill him in the stall with the machete, but his eye caught onto a bee hive hanging on a tree as he got an idea.
We see Gus in the bathroom stall reading a magazine.
Gus: Oh that vegetable skin diet is really working on her.
But unbeknownst to him, the killer was entering the bathroom with the beehive attached to a pole. He went over to the stall Gus was at and held the hive above him. He shook the hive onto Gus and quickly gabbed hold of the stall door to lock him in.
Gus: What the!?
Gus tried to open the door but it was stuck as the killer was locking him in while Gus was getting stung by the bees.
Gus: AAAAH! The bees! Not the bees! Let me out! Their in my eyes! My eyes! HELP! AAAAAAH!
Finally the shaking on the door and Gus's screaming stops. The killer opens the stall door as Gus falls to the floor dead with bee stings all over his face.
Next we see Luz and Amity in their cabin on the bed making out. Luz began kissing Amity's neck.
Amity: ( giggles) Luz, you're so affectionate.
Luz: Oh but I'm not done with you yet. Gonna go freshen up, but I'll be back for round 2 hot stuff.
Luz leaves to go use the bathroom as Amity lays on the bed. She turned to the side as she closed her eyes resting them. She then heard the door creaking open.
Amity: Back so soon? You know I'm ready.
Amity turned around but no one was there.
Amity: Luz? Hmm, doors really needs to be fixed.
But then suddenly a hand came from under the bed and grabbed her by her neck strangling her. Amity gasping to break free but then the killer stabbed her from her back as the blade of the machete cut through her chest, killing her.
Luz eventually returned to the cabin.
Luz: Oh Amity. You're Batata is back.
But when Luz entered the cabin Amity was gone.
Luz: Amity?
Then she heard a creek from the closet.
Luz: Oh ho I see. Wanna play huh?
Luz goes to the closet.
Luz: Oh where, oh where could my awesome girlfriend be?
Luz opened the door but there was no one there. But right behind her was the hockey masked killer with a club.
Luz: Huh, guess she's not here.
Luz is hit in the head by the club and knocked out. When she wakes up she finds herself upside down and inside a sleeping bag.
Luz: Oh, what happened? Ow my head and what is this? Okay Amity if this is some kind of kink I appreciate it but I'm not into that. Now will you please let me out? Amity? ( sniffs) What's cooking? ( gasp) Me!
We then see that Luz is inside the sleeping bag, hung on a branch with a fire right underneath her. She was kicking and screaming as she was being burnt alive while the killer watches.
Vee was in her cabin reading a book when she heard a whispering sound from outside.
Vee: Hello?
Then a rock hit through her window.
Vee: AAAH! Okay that's it. Alex!
Vee storms out of the cabin looking for whoever threw the rock.
Vee: This is so unprofessional of you.
Suddenly Vee fell into a trap door pit.
Vee: Ow. Okay who's the wise guy?
She heard the whispering sound and saw the hockey masked killer looking down at her.
Vee: Alex is this some kind of a joke, because this is too far this time! Are you listening to me?
The killer then had two buckets with him. First one he dumped was golden sticky substance.
Vee: Honey?
The next bucket he dumped appeared to be chunks of fish.
Vee: Salmon? Okay what are you doing?
But then he left for a moment and brought a black bear on a leash.
Vee: Oh my god. You're insane! Help! Help!
The bear sniffed down at the pit and roared. He jumped down and began mauling Vee to death.
Willow was outside as she set a sleeping bag.
Willow: Ah, nothing like sleeping out under the stars in the cool fresh air.
As she stared at the night sky the hockey masked killer appeared looking down at her.
Willow: Alex I'm really not in the mood. ( sighs) Oh I can't stay mad at you. Want to sit by me?
The killer then grabbed her legs in the sleeping bag and dragged her to a tree.
Willow: Hey what are you doing? Wait...
The killer zips up the bag completely with Willow in it as we hear her muffled voice. The killer began hitting her against the tree. He did this five times until he stopped. He unzipped the bag but Willow was still alive, her glasses now broken, nose crooked, some teeth missing with some blood on her mouth and one of her eye's black.
Willow: Ugh, I'm still alive.
The killer lets out an annoyed grunt as he zipped the bag back up and drags her somewhere else.
A few minutes later.
Willow is unmasked as she breathes heavily.
Willow: It's about time you let me breathe. Huh?
Willow finds body buried in the ground but her head still sticking out.
Willow: What's going on?
Then she heard something revving up. She saw the killer on a lawn mower.
Willow: Oh no! He's going to mow me down like a daisy! ( looks at the viewer) Ironic isn't it?
The killer drives towards Willow as she screams and her head being chopped up to bits by the mower with blood and brain matter all around.
Alex: Hey! What are you doing?!
Alex see's the killer as he gets off the mower and runs off.
Alex: Get back here you bastard!
Alex follows the killer to the dock of the lake. Alex raised his fists ready to fight.
Alex: Come on bra! Me and you.
Alex threw a punch at the killer, but seemed unfazed.
Alex: Yeah. ( punches again) Yeah!
Alex began fight like a boxer as he blew multiple punches at the killer.
Alex: Come on! I can do this all night. Yeah!
Alex kept punching the killer, but no matter how many times he hit him, the killer was not at all hurt. It wasn't long until Alex was getting tired.
Alex: ( panting) Come on...is that...the best you can...you can do?
Alex missed the next punch as the killer grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and brought him up to his face.
Alex: See you in Hell.
The killer punches through Alex's chest and rips his heart out killing him. He drops the body as the killer does a Kano fatality pose.
Fatality.
All who was left was Christa and Hunter in the kitchen.
Christa: Come on, let's go back to my cabin.
Hunter: I'm tired Red and we got a big day tomorrow.
Christa: But I need a strong and brave man to protect me from the killer.
Hunter: Red there is no killer. It's just a story.
Christa: Can't we have a bit of fun you and me. Please?
Hunter: ( sighs) Alright just I'll be there in five minutes.
Christa: ( squeals) Love you Hun.
Christa gives him a kiss on the cheek and hurries to the women's bathroom as she prepares herself. Hunter opens some chips and eats a couple, that is until he heard a whispering sound from the other room.
Hunter: Hello? Red is that you? Or Alex?
Hunter nods as he looks back at his bag but then he heard the whispering sound again.
Hunter: Okay seriously who's there?
Hunter goes into the mess hall and looks around.
Hunter: Okay whoever is making that sound it's really annoying.
But then a throwing knife was thrown at Hunter's hand pinning him to the wall. He gasped and was about to pull it out of his hand but then another was thrown at his other hand, pinning both hands to the wall. The hockey masked killer emerges from the shadows as he throws another knife at his leg. Hunter screams in agony and the killer throws another knife at his other leg. The killer aims the last throwing knife at Hunter's head.
Hunter: Wait no! No!
The killer throws the knife at Hunter as he screamed.
We cut back to Christa as she turns on the shower and begins to take off her shirt and her pants. She was in her bra and panties as she checked the running water to see if it was warm enough. She readjusted it as she begins to unclip her bra.
We cut to minutes later, now wrapped in a towel as she was blow drying her hair. She made her way to her cabin to get some clean clothes, but upon opening she saw a horrific sight. She found the bodies of her friends piled onto one another on her bed. Amity with the stab wound in her chest, Luz's charred corpse, Gus covered in bee stings, what's left of Vee's half eaten body, Willow's headless corpse and Alex's missing heart. Christa screamed as she shut the door. But then immediately opened up to quickly grab some clothes out of her drawer.
Christa: You don't really expect me to go around the rest of this story naked do you? Pervs!
Christa shuts the door and leaves for real. We now cut to her running back ( now fully clothed) to the kitchen where she last saw Hunter.
Christa: Hunter it's terrible! I think the killer is real and everyone's dead! Hunter? Hunter?!
Christa searched around in the kitchen looking for Hunter, that was until suddenly something crashed through the window scaring her. Christa looked down and saw Hunter's dead body with the knives still pinned to his body and one of them in his left eye. She screamed and bursting through the wall was the hockey masked killer. Christa screamed as she ran out with the killer chasing after her. Her first instinct was to go to the car.
Christa: Okay let's get out of here and get the police. Wait where's the key? Oh no Hunter has the keys.
The killer catches up to her as he starts banging on the window.
Christa: AAAH! No it's okay. It's alright. Once you're in the car you're safe and they can't get to you.
The killer bashes his head into the window breaking it. Christa screams as she crawls out to the other side. She ran into the woods trying to find somewhere to hide. That was until she found an old cabin and enters.
Christa: Help! Somebody please help! There's a madman out there! He's trying to kill me!
But as she entered she found what looked like a shrine and in the center a skull.
Christa: Ah! Gross.
The killer found her in the cabin as he cornered her. Christa looked around and saw a plank of wood. She took it and whacked it across the killer's face, knocking off his hockey mask as his face is finally revealed.
Hooty: Ow! Oh that was totally uncalled for. Hoot!
Christa: That's uncalled for? You're the one trying to kill me.
Hooty: And who's breaking and entering someone's house?
Christa: This is your house? This a barely a home.
Hooty: Hey it's all I got considering I'm homeless.
Christa: Why are you trying to kill me and why did you kill all my friends?
Hooty: It was 30 years ago, today.
We get a flashback of kid Hooty as present Hooty narrates.
Hooty: ( narrating) I was once a happy little owlet in this camp. I was here since my mother Lulu worked as the lunch lady here. But all the kids made fun of me on my birthday, calling me a freak. They threw sand at me and then threw me in the water, but I'm not a very good swimmer and all the camp counselors were too busy playing 5 minutes in the closet to notice. I drowned that day. I should have died, but I was saved.
Next shot shows a figure in old brown rags pulling young Hooty out of the water. The figure began comedically punching Hooty in the chest until he was revived and coughing out water.
Hooty: ( narrating): I was saved by a hermit living in the woods.
The hermit took off her hood revealing to be Odalia
Odalia: I saved you brat. So now- wait seriously this is the part I play? Out of all parts and roles you have me play as a lowlife hermit?
Hooty: ( narrating) It was a last minute decision to have you part of the story. Just go with it.
Odalia: Ugh fine. You uh...freakish owl kid thing. I saved you so now you have do what I say.
Hooty: Thanks but I gotta get back to my Lulu.
Hooty: ( narrating) But by the time I made it back to the camp, it was empty due to my sudden death. Everyone even Lulu was gone, so I went back to live with the hermit lady hoping she'd be back next year. A year later camp opened up again, but this time Lulu wasn't playing nice. She was understandably mad about my death and took matters into her own hands. She killed the camp counselors who let me drown. All except one girl ( played by Emira).
We then get a fight/struggle between Emira and Lilith, until Emira kicked Lilith to the ground, took the machete and cuts her head off.
Hooty: ( narrating) She killed Lulu! She wasn't going to make it scot-free.
We get a brief montage of Hooty lifting up tree trunks and rocks to build muscle and in flash he gains his muscular body as seen now.
Hooty: ( narrating) I tracked her down in her own home, left a little surprise for her.
That surprise being leaving Lilith's decomposing head in the fridge, Emira screaming in horror at the site as Hooty snuck up behind her and kills her by slitting her throat with a kitchen knife. Hooty makes it back to the cabin with Lilith's head in hand.
Odalia: So how'd it go?
Hooty: Eh, kind of anti climactic. But her death has been avenged.
Odalia: That's nice but do you have to bring that head in here?
Hooty: It's to remember her by.
Odalia: Okay fine but put it over there. Do you have my berries?
Hooty gives Odalia some berries to eat as she eats a couple.
Hooty: ( narrating) Oh yeah and the hermit died when I accidentally picked the wrong berries.
Odalia: Wait what?
Odalia suddenly dies due to poisonous berries.
Flashback ends.
Hooty: And that's my tale. I still keep Lulu's head on that stand right there so she'd never leave me.
Christa: Okay I'm sorry that happened to you but isn't your revenge already fulfilled? You already killed the last of the camp counselors who let you drown, what does killing us accomplish?
Hooty: Well...uh...huh. You know I guess you're right. I mean you didn't do anything.
Christa: So then, can you let me go?
Hooty: Hmmm, okay! ( mimics Lilith voice) No, kill her! ( Hooty) What no, we don't have to. ( mimics Lilith voice) Yes kill her! Kill her Hootsifer! She knows too much. ( Hooty) But Lulu. ( mimics Lilith voice) Kill her! ( Hooty) Oh alright, sorry it's nothing personal but...no wait it is. Hoot! Hoot!
Christa hits him again with the wooden plank, this time breaking it and runs out of the cabin and through the woods as Hooty chases her yelling like a maniac. She goes and hides behind a tree.
Hooty: I can see you there.
Christa runs out and hides behind a bush.
Hooty: I can still see you.
Christa runs out and hides behind a rock.
Hooty: You're gonna look good on my mantle.
She ran out and made it back to the camp. She ran into the girls bathroom and hid in a stall. She sat there breathing heavily thinking she lost him, but then looked up and saw Hooty on the ceiling holding onto a beam.
Hooty: I got you now CC! ( jumps off) HOOOOOOOOT!
Christa: Hooty! No!
Christa ran out of the stall as Hooty landed head down in the toilet as he struggled to get out. Christa ran towards a canoe to the lake in hopes of getting some where safe. But then Hooty pops up behind her and pins her to a tree as he had his machete ready for her.
Hooty: Got you now! Any last words.
Christa: Uh yeah, what rhymes with walls?
Hooty: Walls? Uh let's see uh dolls, calls, falls, malls, talls.
Christa: Here's one.
Christa kicks Hooty in the groin.
Hooty: Oh...right in my owl pellets.
Christa pushes Hooty off of her as he tripped on an oar, he fell onto the mini trampoline which bounced him in the tire swing as it spun him around and sent him flying into the lake as he began to drown.
Hooty: AAAAH! Water, my only weakness. What a world! Who'd a thought a girl like you would ruin everything! HOOOOOT!
With that Hooty sank into the bottom of the lake drowning. Christa breathed heavily as she walked over to the dock and lays on it.
Christa: Well...all my friends are dead, my boyfriend too. This is definitely the worst Saturday ever. But at least it's all over.
But then Hooty's now looking like he normally does but without his skin popped out of the water as he wrapped himself around Christa, dragging her down into the lake as she screamed.
Christa: AH! What?
Christa wakes up fine in her bedroom at home.
Christa: Oh...it was just a dream.
Eda: ( enters her room) Whoa Chrissy are you alright?
Christa: Oh Eda, I had the worst dream ever. I felt so real too.
Eda: Hey it's okay. You're safe now. Besides you should get ready. Today is the day you're supposed to work at that summer camp.
Christa: Summer camp? ( gulp) Do I dare look at the date?
Christa slowly looked over at the calendar next to her as it was Friday the 13th.
Christa: Oh phew. It really was just a dream
Eda: Oh wait no, that's yesterday's date.
Eda ripped the old date off as it showed today really is Saturday the 14th much to Christa's horror.
Christa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Christa: The End.
Willow: Geez Christa, what gave you such a dark imagination?
Christa: Told you this cute and lovely site, lies a dark side of me you don't know.
Gus: I am now more scared of Hooty than I ever was before.
Vee: I should not have showed her those 80s slasher films.
Alex: Oh come on it wasn't that scary.
But then lightning flashes from outside shows Hooty's shadow on the wall.
Alex: AAAAAAH!
Everyone: AAAAAAAH!
But Christa lights up the room a bit more as it turned out it was a crooked old pipe sticking out the wall.
Alex: I knew that. Wasn't scared.
Luz: Uh Christa that was a nice story but why did you portray me and Amity as sexually active teens?
Christa: Because you two make out all the time.
Luz: ( blush) What?
Amity: ( blushes) We do not!
Christa: Yes you do.
Luz: No we don't.
Vee: No she's right. You do. Like that time at the sleep over.
King: Or the last time you visited the Boiling Isles.
Willow: And the time at the library.
Gus: At school.
Alex: Even Willow and I have some self control
Luz: Okay fine we do. Is it so wrong that I can't resist this lovely face.
Amity: Oh Luz, there is no crime to that.
Hunter: Uh Red if I may, but I'm not too fond of the ending.
Christa: What's wrong with it?
Hunter: Well I feel like it should have ended with you drowning in the water. The whole story being a dream thing just felt tacked on and unnecessary.
Christa: I couldn't end it like that. The final girl always lives.
Hunter: Yeah no it doesn't work.
Christa: I don't believe it. You're supposed to like my story no question like Luz and Amity.
Hunter: That's because I'm honest with you. Those two can't say anything critical to one another because they're too scared of hurting each other.
Luz: What that's not true. I love everything about Amity especially her fairy pies which are definitely not disturbing to look at and the moving limbs definitely don't gross me out.
Amity: Yes and I for one love Luz's empanadas which definitely aren't somehow burnt on the outside and raw on the inside that it's practically inedible.
Luz: Yeah I...wait what?
Amity: What?
Luz: Uh, okay who's next?
Gus: Oh, oh me! I know the perfect tale that is unlike anything you guys have ever heard.
To be continued...
Author's Note: Special thanks to Lady Shadow92 for help on this chapter. Next story coming soon. Be sure to follow, favorite and review if you like this. Thank you.