Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of The Yellow Spectator Vs the Forces of Evil! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as all rights to the OCs named Solaris Butterfly, Drakken Clark, Grigori the Dragon-Cycle, Roach, Almanac AKA Ali, and Cinis the Demon belong entirely to 9655, while the OC Dusk Miller belongs entirely to drakin6345, as the cover image for this story belongs altogether to GokaiSilver3511.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping! Camping!" Star cheered as it was a normal day in Echo Creek, and we see the gang hanging out in the Echo Creek Forest as Marco and Solaris were unpacking all of their camping stuff from the back of the Diazes' Car with Hannah and Kelly sitting on the log, chatting with each other as Rafael was painting Angie while she was doing some poses as Star was running around excitedly. "What's up, nature?! You're gonna get tamed! I'm going to fuck mother nature after I use my Magic Wand to give myself a big fat meaty cock!"

"Jesus Christ, Star, calm down-Wait, can you really spawn a cock with your magic?" An interested Hannah asked with a big blush on her face as Star nodded.

"Yep, I can. I tried it once and it worked."

"...Okay, we will come back with that later, but anyway, calm down, Star," Hannah says as Star pouted but nodded as she then perked up when a mosquito flew over to land on her arm.

"Awww, Mother Nature's touching me. Hey, little guy." Star cooed as the mosquito proceeded to bite her, and it caused the blonde-haired girl to gain shadows in her eyes as she slowly raised her glowing green Cleaved Magic Wand. "THAT'S IT! MOTHER NATURE IS FUCKING DEAD! CATACLYSMIC TOTAL EXTINCTION DEATH BLA-,"

"Star! Stop!" Solaris snapped while going over to bonk Star on the head, causing her to yelp in pain as she gripped her head with a pained moan. "Overkill much, sis?"

"Yeah, Star, calm down, we're not on Mewni," Marco says while reaching behind him to pull out some bug repellent as he sprays away the mosquito.

"Yeah, nature's nice here. You'll see. We'll do some fishing, a little hiking, and then...this!" Hannah says while she and Kelly stood up from the log as the African-American Teenager held out a map of the Echo Creek Woods.

"Is that a treasure map?" Kelly asked curiously as Marco shook his head and pointed over at the map.

"No, that is a map of the woods that will lead us right to the Old Youthful. One of the oldest geysers on Earth, and guess when it's erupting?"

"Today?" Solaris asked with a sly grin a a giggling Hannah nodded.

"Yep, and we got a big day ahead, so let's get started."

"Wait, aren't we going to wait for Marco's Parents to come with us?" Star asked confusedly as Marco shook his head with a chuckle.

"Nah, you know how most parents show slide shows of their vacations? Mine show paintings." Marco says while pointing over at Rafael, who is still panting with each pose that Angie does at surprisingly high speeds.

"So it's just the five of us then?" Kelly asked with a sly grin as Hannah nodded.

"Yep, just as a whole day of us alone, exploring the forest and having fun-," Hannah says before getting caught off as something fell down from the sky and crashed down into the ground several feet away from them, creating a big explosion and a crater was formed as the group ran over to glance down to see River Butterfly kneeling before them while wearing his Royal Crown and a dark green loincloth as Solaris and Star blinked in shock.

"Dad?!"

"Camping!" River cheered while raising his arms as Hannah and the others shared an odd look with each other.

~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song!]~

It's gonna get a little weird,

Gonna get a little wild!

I ain't from 'round here,

I'm from another dimension!

The Cleaved Royal Magic Wand and the Broken Yellow Spectator Coin glowed brightly and magically as two hands reached out to grab them, and a split screen occurred as we see a smiling Star Butterfly and a smirking Hannah Strictland standing in Mewni and Echo Creek, respectively, as Mewni Princess eagerly began testing out her magic by blasting a One-Eyed Ogre in the butt with a Narwhal Blast while the African American Teenager morphed into her Semi Yellow Spectator Form and pulled out her Magical Powered Spectator Daggers as she fired multiple blasts into a nearby wall, creating a hole in it as a stern Moon and River Butterfly appeared as they grabbed a pouting Star by her arms and started dragging her forward with Wayne Strictland doing the same thing to a sheepish Hannah as they pushed the Teenage Girls through a Dimensional Portal/Door and a yelping Star and Semi Yellow Spectator fell forward as they landed in front of a surprise Marco Diaz in his home as he was practicing on how to use his new Demon Monster Arm by allowing it to punch through various wooden boards with extreme ease.

It's gonna get a little weird,

Gonna have a good time!

I ain't from 'round here,

I'm from another woo-hoo!

Surprised by his friends' sudden appearance, Marco then smiled at the girls as Star and Semi Yellow Spectator reached over to grab his arms as they ran out of the Diaz Home and made their way through the streets of Echo Creek and arrived at their school as they were about to enter it, but was stopped as a giant Bug Monster burst out of the wall and glared at them as Hannah and the others got into brief battle poses...before the Giant Monster smiled goofily as he and the Group shared a brief dance with each other before a grinning Pony Head appeared with Dimensional Scissors in her mouth as she flew into the gang's school and Semi Yellow Spectator, Marco, and Star followed after her as they ran past a grinning Janna Ordonia showing a frightened Dusk a ripped out still bleeding Human Hand, Ferguson O'durguson and Alfonzo Dolittle goofing off with Fifi, and Jackie Lynn Thomas riding past them on her skateboard as Pony Head then cuts open a Dimensional Portal and a cheering Hannah, Star, and Marco jump through the portal to go to another Dimension.

Yea-ah!

A laughing Semi Yellow Spectator, Star, and Marco landed on a cloud in the Bounce Lounge as the trio then jumped off of it and flew through another Dimensional Portal as the Gang appeared in an Alien Spaceship with some type of Alien Cyborg Creature glaring at them as it fired a red energy bream at the trio, but Semi Yellow Spectator and the others were quick to fall backwards through another Dimensional Portal as they fall down into an ocean and were quick to resurface as they spotted a Pirate Ship in front of them with a crew filled with Human/Rabbit Hybrid Pirates as they were about to attack them, but the trio were quick to dive back down into the ocean and go through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in the Hell Dimension as they appeared in Tom's Castle with said Demon staring at them in surprise before putting a sly look and held out a rose made out of fire as Tom walked over to Hannah and give it to her as she blushed lightly and Star and Marco rolled their eyes playfully as they reached over to grab their friend and pulled her through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in Mewni, specifically the Butterfly Castle as they saw Solaris Butterfly training and the Prince of Mewni waved at them as the trio waved back, but then winced at the sight of Moon and River glaring at them as they were quick to run through another Dimensional Portal and Solaris swiftly ran after them.

I'm talking rainbows,

I'm talking puppies!

Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puuuhh!

Swiftly warping back to the Diaz Household, Hannah and the others laughed joyfully as the Laser Puppies appeared and jumped onto them as the group's good mood was ruined by Ludo flying onto the scene with the help of Giant Eagle and Giant Spider as Giant Eagle's Babies flew around them menacingly and an evilly smirking Ludo held out his own Magic Wand and Magic Tenebris Sword while wearing his own Semi Yellow Spectator Armor as he glowed a yellowish-green aura and the group glared up at them angrily as a scowling Marco whipped his Demon Monster Arm around menacingly and got in a karate pose, the Butterfly Twins transformed into their Demon Forms with dual plumes of pink/dark purple flames/ice, and Hannah narrowed her eyes stoically as she, Star, Solaris, and Marco aimed their Broken Yellow Spectator Coin, Cleaved Magic Wand, Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword, and Demon Monster Arm as they all fired a huge magical multi-colored energy blast at their foes.

It's gonna get a little weird,

Gonna get a little wild!

I ain't from 'round here,

I'm from another dimension!

Landing in a dark area, Star, Hannah, Marco, and Solaris then shared a smile as the girls held out their Magical Items, and it produced a huge magical glow that lit up the area as they were all surprised to see all of their Friends, Families, and Enemies appearing behind them as Marco quickly got into his Karate Pose and Solaris held out his glowing Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword while the girls crouched down into the floor as they then leaped up into the air while summoning their pink/yellow butterfly wings as they floated back to back and a smirking Star and Hannah held out their glowing Cleaved Magic Wand and Broken Yellow Spectator Coin as we zoom into them and the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.

~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song Over!]~

"Dad, oh, it's always great to see you," Solaris says with a soft smile as we fast forward in time and we see the gang hanging out in a lake with Marco, Star, and River riding around in one boat while Hannah, Solaris, and Kelly ride around in another boat, planning to do some fishing as the King of Mewni was doing some sit-ups in the boat, rocking it greatly. "But what are you doing here?

"What, I can't go camping with my own children? I taught you two how to camp."

"Yeah, and now Marco and Hannah are showing us how to go camping here on Earth," Star says with a beaming grin on her face as River stops doing sit-ups and gives her a surprise look.

"Really? Are they showing you how to stalk a Narinthian Tar Beast for eleven days with no food, no sleep, and no clothes?!"

"No, Dad, nature's really nice here. Look at what it gave me." Star says while holding out her mosquito-bitten arm. "Love bites."

"Those aren't love bites, Star," Solaris says as he then turns to River and gestures over at Kelly. "Anyway, Dad, this is my girlfriend, Kelly. Kelly? This is my Father and King of Mewni, River Butterfly."

"Nice to meet you, sir." Kelly greeted while reaching over to shake River's hand. "Anyway, show us how to Earth Fish, guys."

"Gotcha. Heads up, sir." Hannah says while reaching down into the boat to grab a spare fishing pole and then tossing it over to land in River's hands.

"Whoa, so how do I-," River asked before getting cut off by Hannah reaching over to help him have his hook fall into the water. "Amazing. Now what?"

"You're already doing it." Marco pointed as Star clapped her hands excitedly before she and the others reached down to grab their fishing poles, and they then lowered them down into the water. "Now we just sit and wait."

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"...You wait for the fish to come to you?" A bored River asked as Marco nodded and breathed deeply.

"Yep, just relax and take it all in. Just take a deep breath and enjoy-Okay, where'd he go?" A confused Marco asked after noticing that River had disappeared from sight as he and the others noticed the King of Mewni surface from the lake, holding a giant boulder over his head as he proceeded to swing it down into the ocean and found his right leg as River began biting and punching it.

"Yah! Take that and that! Oh, gotcha now!"

"Is that what fishing on Mewni looks like?" A bewildered Kelly asked the Butterfly Twins as Solaris shrugged.

"Well, we do catch our fish with our bare hands, but we don't do...whatever that is," Solaris says while awkwardly pointing over at River, who is now shaking his leg vigorously as we then fast forward in time and we see the gang hiking through the woods.

"It says Old Youthful actually got its name from early settlers who believed that it had rejuvenating powers," Marco explained to his Dimensional Friends as they perked up excitedly at the news while River looked away jealously.

"That sounds really-,"

"Boring! Why are we walking so slowly? I mean, can't Star and Solaris fly now?" River asked as Hannah nodded.

"Yeah, hell, I can fly now as well, but we all decided to take it easy."

"But if you want us to fly, we can do that, Dad," Star says with a worried tone as Solaris nods and gestures down at River's bruised and bloodied foot.

"Yeah, especially because you have fucked up your leg."

"But I don't even feel it." River lied as a grinning Solaris held up his glowing green Magic Tenebris Sword.

"Come on, pops, let me magic you up some boots at the very least."

"I don't need any of that; I don't even need feet," River says while going down into a handstand as he gives Marco and Hannah a smug grin. "Can you do this, huh?"

"Yeah, pretty easy," Marco says as he and Hannah get into a handstand.

"It's not that hard," Hannah says with an innocent tone as River glares at them bitterly before beaming brightly as he turns to his kids.

"Hey, do you two want a piggyback ride? Like the old days?"

"Aw, Dad...no." A serious and weirded-out Star says as River blinked in surprise and pouted.

"Since when are you kids too cool for piggyback rides?" River asked as an embarrassed and frowning Solaris looked away.

"Dad, we are teenagers. We are too old for piggyback rides. We haven't done that since we were like six." Solaris says as River huffs and frowns harder as he then walked off.

"Fine! Race you to the water thing!"

"Is that the right way?" Kelly asked Hannah, who shook her head with a blank look on her face.

"Nope.

"Is your dad okay?" Marco asked worriedly as Solaris shrugged.

"I think so. He just really loves family camping trips."

"Okay, where'd you go, big guy?" Star asked while holding up her Cleaved Magic Wand as it glowed green, and began looking through it to have her wand's thermal vision ability track down her father's heat signature as she was able to spot him standing on top of an Eagle's Nest planted on top of a nearby tree. "Got him. What's he doing way up there?"

"Don't know, let's go check," Hannah says while summoning her Butterfly Wings and the Butterfly Twins nod as they summon their Butterfly Wings and Demon Wings as they grab Marco and Kelly, and the group flies up to land inside the Eagle's Nest.

"Hey, Dad, everything alright?" Solaris asked as River held out his finger.

"Shhh, staring contest," River says as he could be seen having a staring contest with an unblinking Eagle.

"Whoa, that's a bald eagle. We are breakin' a whole bunch of laws here." A concerned Marco says as River points over at Eagle angrily.

"He started it."

"Marco's right, Dad. Let's go see Old Youthful." Star says as River shakes his head.

"Don't worry, darling. Once I break his spirit with my eyes, he'll fly us there." River says while speaking gibberish to the Eagle as he remains unfazed.

"Did he forget that you, Star and Hannah can already fly on your own?" A bewildered Kelly whispered to Solaris, who shrugged as River began poking his eye repeatedly.

"Llama pajama llama...pa...ja...ma!"

"..."

"Ugh, this guy's unbelievable. You can't let him beat you in front of your own children. They look up to you...do they though? What is that supposed to mean? Didn't you notice? They are pretty much over your piggyback rides. Star and Solaris used to love those, and they went camping without you. Kelly is Solaris's Girlfriend and Marco is probably Star's boyfriend. Hell, Hannah is probably Star's Girlfriend as well because they have this weird tricouple thing. What? No way. Solaris is one thing, but my little girl isn't dating yet. Whatever. Keep lying to yourself, old man. Old? Who are you calling old?" River says to himself crazily as Hannah and the others stare at him with VERY concerned looks on their faces.

"...Okay, is your Dad on drugs or something?" Hannah asked as Star tried to open up her mouth to protest, but it died since she couldn't come up with something as, suddenly, a siren went off, and River lost his focus as the gang glanced down to see two Park Rangers appearing on the scene to apprehend them and we then fast forward in time as we see the gang staying inside of the Ranger Station as the King of Mewni drop many coins on the table to pay the fine."

"Yeah, something is definitely going on with our Dad." A wincing and worried Star says as River walks over to them.

"Okay, everything's cool. Turns out that feathered thing was some kind of a sacred animal. Heads up would've been nice."

"You folks better get a move on if you wanna see that old geyser." The Park Ranger #1 says as River immediately turns to glare at him furiously.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN OLD GEEZER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!"

"...Oh...geyser..." River says with an understanding tone as we see him and the others hiking through the woods again.

"Yes, Dad, the thing Marco and Hannah have been trying to see all day," Star says with an annoyed tone as Marco turns to her with a reassuring smile.

"Don't worry, we can still make it in time. This trail should take us straight to it." Marco says before turning his head as he and the others are shocked to see the trail forks into a myriad of paths. "...Oh, well shit..."

"Let us see that map, King Butterfly," Kelly says to River, who crumples the map up and eats it. "...Did...Did you just eat the map?"

"I was hungry. Everything is food when you're struggling to survive."

"Except we're not on Mewni, Dad, so we don't have to struggle to survive." Solaris pointed out as River blushed in embarrassment.

"Right. Sorry." River says as a twitchy-eyed and fake smiling Hannah takes a deep breath to try and calm herself down.

"Okay, don't worry, we can just fly past this path and head towards the old geyser-,"

"You know what? I think this may be my fault. You kids wait right here while I score us a ride." River says while turning around to walk away as Marco perked up and turned to the others.

"Oh man, if he could get us a ride, that would be..." Marco says before trailing off as we cue back to the Ranger Station, and we see a sheepish River giving loads of golden coins and his Royal Crown to the Park Ranker due to him forcing the others to ride around on a bear and causing about four Ranger Vehicles and a helicopter to be forced to chase after them. "...Ugh..." Marco moaned while facepalming as a pouting Hannah sagged her shoulders, and Star, Solaris, and Kelly gave them sympathetic looks as the Park Ranger shook his head with a heavy sigh.

"You'll never make it to Old Youthful now. She goes off in five minutes, and it's a fifty-mile hike."

"I'm sorry, guys." An apologetic Kelly says to Hannah and Marco as River rolls his eyes and scoffs.

"Oh, come on, what's the big deal?"

"Dad, what is up with you?" An angry Solaris asked as River blinked in surprise.

"Is this about the bear?"

"No, Dad, you've been acting really weird all day," Solaris pointed out as Star nodded with a glare.

"Yeah, and now Marco and Hannah's plans are basically ruined, and they planned for this weekend for like two weeks. They really wanted to see Old Youthful."

"No, guys, I've seen it, like, ten times," Marco revealed as Hannah nodded.

"Yeah, and I saw it with my Brother once."

"But, wait, if you two had already seen it then why are we going to watch it?" A confused Solaris asked as Hannah and Marco turned to Star.

"We wanted you guys to see it, especially you, Star," Hannah says as Star flinches in surprise.

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah, you've shown us all kinds of amazing stuff that we never knew existed. We just wanted to pay you back." Hannah says as Marco nods and gives Star a warm smile.

"You had really opened our eyes and had shown us the beauty of the multiverse and we just wanted to show you something amazing here on Earth because...well, we care about you, Star. You are our best friend." Marco says as a stunned Star blinked...and began trembling while tearing up as she placed her hands on her heart.

"Oh, Marco! And Hannah!" Star yelled while going over to kiss Marco on the cheek repeatedly as she then did the same with Hannah.

"Oh, Marco! And Hannah!" Solaris says while he and Kelly tremble and tear up as they place their hands over their hearts.

"Oh, Marco! And Hannah!" River says while trembling and tearing up as he places his hands over his heart, not knowing that Star's Earth Friends really cared about her as he really did underestimate them.

"I guess we can come back to see Old Youthful erupt some other time," Marco says with a soft smile as the Park Ranger shakes his head.

"Oh, you poor, poor boy. Didn't nobody tell you? This here eruption is gonna be the last." The Park Ranger says, shocking the gang with what he said as they grew worried. "Those big-city scientists gave that geyser a look-see, and he's all dried up. He's been fadin' away for years. Oh, he used to be impressive. King of the geysers, but now, he's just a sad shadow of his former glory. Aged out and obsolete. Ready to retire and getting in everybody's way. Yes, sir, to use clever wordplay, Old Youthful is plumb out of youth."

"...We should just go." A saddened Hannah says as a determined and glaring River then turns to the others.

"Yes, Hannah...we will go and see that geyser."

"Didn't you hear what that guy said? It's impossible." Hannah pointed out as River shook his head.

"Is it? What do you say, kids? Can one of you give your old man a piggyback ride?" River says with a knowing tone as Star and Solaris perk up and nod as we then fast forward in time, and we see the gang flying through the air at incredibly high speeds with the Princess and Prince of Mewni summoning their Butterfly Wings and Demon Wings while Hannah was transformed into her Semi Yellow Spectator Form and had summoned her Butterfly Wings as she held onto Marco while Solaris held onto Kelly and Star had River ride around on her back as the gang continued flying, but was then shocked to see the Werewolf and Golem appearing onto the scene as they landed in front of them, forcing the gang to skid to a stop as Hannah, Star, and Solaris placed River, Marco, and Kelly down on the ground.

Standing before them is an 8-foot-tall Werewolf of Unknown Age as he has a pair of black eyes, a pair of dark brown ears, a black snout with a black nose and a row of sharp white teeth, a pair of skinny four-clawed arms, dark brown skin with black fur, a pair of hind three-toed legs, and his outfit consists of a black loincloth. His name is Werewolf, one of Eredin's Monsters.

Standing before them is a 10-feet-tall Male Golemn of unknown age as his face was covered with black/blue rocky spikes, no hair/eyes/ears/nose, a wide mouth, a sharp chin, a pair of stumpy fingerless arms with black/blue spikes on them, black rocky skin with blue accents and black spikes on them, a pair of stumpy toeless black legs with blue accents on them, and wore no clothes. His name is Golem, one of Eredin's Monsters.

"What the hell?!" Star asked with a shocked tone as River raised an eyebrow confusedly.

"What? What's wrong?"

"These are Eerdin's Monsters," Solaris explained as Semi Yellow Spectator nodded nervously.

"Yeah, but I thought they were killed."

"I guess their deaths were exaggerated," Kelly says with a surprised hum as Marco nods.

"Welp, it looks like we have to kill them again," Marco says while reaching into his pocket to pull out his white headband and wrap it around his head as he gets into a fighting pose Kelly reaches behind her to pull out her Emerald Sword as Star and Solaris hold up their Cleaved Magic Sword and Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword as River reached into his loincloth to pull out his own sword and Semi Yellow Spectator raised her Slasher Daggers as they then ran over to attack Werewolf and Golem.

Raising her Glowing Green Cleaved Magic Wand, Star Butterfly chanted, 'Narwhal Blast!', and fired a big Narwhal over to the Golem, who knocked him away, but it allowed for Semi Yellow Spectator to run over and twirled around to slash across his body with her Slasher Daggers before kicking him over to Marco, who ran forward and did a couple of front flips as he then launched himself up high into the air and the Latino-American Teenager delivered a powerful kick across its face as he sends the Golemn crashing down into the ground with a loud and pained grunt.

Dragging their swords across the ground, the trio ran forward with Solaris holding up his Glowing Green Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword, and chanted, 'Brainwave!', while latching onto Kelly and River with a big glow of green energy as he then launched them over to Werewolf and the Swordspeople proceeds to stab their swords into their foe's chest, causing him to roar in pain and drew out blood as the Werewolf then angrily bitch slaps them away.

Groaning in pain, the Golem then got up from the ground, only for Star to fly forward and hold up her Glowing Green Cleaved Magic Wand as she chanted, 'Strawberry Annihilation!', and fired off a powerful strawberry blast of energy that collided against his body, injuring him long enough for Semi Yellow Spectator and Marco to run over and throw a couple of punches across his face that sends him knocking down into the ground.

After holding out his Glowing Green Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword, Solaris then chanted, 'Raspberry Ribbon Lasso!', while firing multiple ribbons of red light that flew over to latch onto a surprised Werewolf, restraining him in place as an angry Kelly and River ran over to began slashing across his body repeatedly before separating from him as Solaris lets go of him just as Golem crashed down on top of him as the others ran over to stand near their allies.

"Sparkling Spiral Noodle!" Semi Yellow Spectator and the Butterfly Twins chanted in unison while raising their glowing green Cleaved Magic Wand and Cleaved Magic Tenebris Sword as Hannah raised her yellowish-green hands and the trio fired out a bunch of spiraling noodles that sparkled like diamonds, and when they flew over to collide against Werewolf and Golem, they caused them to get electrocuted as the duo decided that they had enough and turned around to run away as the gang were planning to try and chase after them, but stopped upon hearing the Old Youhful ranging out as Hannah and the others turned their heads and noticed Werewolf and Golem going through a magical portal that had spawned onto the scene as they were warped away and the gang cursed before the Butterfly Twins and the Semi Yellow Spectator ran over to grab River, Marco, and Kelly before taking flight as, after several minutes of flying, the gang was able to arrive at the Old Youthful, which was surrounded by lots of people taking pictures, but when the gang arrived, it suddenly stopped and the people walked away as Hannah and the others flew over to land on the ground as she, Solaris, and Star placed Marco, Kelly, and River down on the ground as the Semi Yellow Spectator and the Butterfly Twins desummoned their wings.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, kids, I let you down. I'm not the Dad I used to be. You and Solaris need someone younger to take care of you now. Someone like Kelly for Solaris, and your boyfriend and girlfriend, Star."

"I'm not her boyfriend/I'm not her girlfriend." Marco and Semi Yellow Spectator say with blushes on their faces as Star nods.

"Yeah, I just have a crush on Marco and I just want to fuck Hannah's brains out."

"What?!"

"I mean, just because we are old, Dad, it doesn't mean that we won't need you," Star says sincerely as Solaris nods in agreement.

"Yeah, no matter how old we get, you'll always be our hero because you'll always be our Dad," Solaris says with River getting starry eyes as he runs over to them.

"Hugs!" River, Star, and Solaris yelled in unison while sharing a hug as the others smiled warmly at this.

"Well, it's gettin' chilly out, so what do you say we go find you some pants?" Kelly says while goodnaturedly slapping the King of Mewni's back, accidentally sending him flying over to fall on top of the geyser's crater just as it rumbles and erupts a huge blast of water, which sends the King soaring high into the sky and creates a rainbow.

"Wow!" Star, Solaris, and Kelly say with amazed looks on their faces as Marco and Hannah smirk proudly just as River crashes down into the ground, creating another huge crater as it burns away all of his hair and clothes, leaving him naked as his flaccid 7-inch cock and balls were exposed to the world.

"Check it out, kids! I'm so young again! Like fresh-out-of-the-womb young! I'm a brand new dad!"

"Ewwwwwwww!" Hannah and the others screamed in disgust while covering their eyes in horror as we then fast forward in time, and we see the gang hanging out in the Diaz Home with River now wearing some new clothes that Solaris had created earlier with his magic as we see them and Star sitting on the couch as Hannah and Marco sat down on the ground as they spotted Rafael and Angie showing off all of the paintings that they had created.

"..and here's the king with his arms up while still naked...and here's the king putting his arms down...and here he is walking out of the crater...and here's Solaris magicking up some clothes for him."

"This is so much better than a slide show," Star says with a beaming smile as the others nodded in agreement.

And that's about it. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, I wanted to say that the reason why I wasn't able to describe the Werewolf and Golem in Goblin Dogs is due to said chapter being too short.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.