Soon they arrived at the shopping mall
"alright first things first let's get you two some clothes!" Elesa said
"yay!" Toga and Eri said as they went off with elesa and iris
"hey spinner look what i got you." Toya said as he held up a baby sling
"no." Spinner said
toya gave him a look
"no." Spinner said
"I can't believe you talked me into this." Spinner said with his axew in the sling
"he got me too." Shigaraki said with his yamper in a sling
toya took pictures while laughing
"children." Kurogiri said
"they haven't had proper childhoods." Ingo said
"fair enough." Kurogiri said
then iris eri, toga and elesa came back with bags
"here you go." Iris said as the girls handed the bags tp the boys
they continued walking through the mall during which multiple people asked to get pictures with spinner
"why the hell do people want pictures with me?" Spinner asked
"you are really cool!" Eri said
"...thanks kid." Spinner said
they continued walking until through the various stores eri went to the toy store
"papa look!" Eri said holding up a gear station model set "can I please get it?"
"YES!" Ingo said without any hesitation
"yup glad to see he hasn't changed." Iris said while the league (minus press and twice) were struggling to lift bags due to the amount
ingo and drayden weren't even flinching while emmet was praying to not be given any bags
"WHERE THE HELL IS TWICE?!" Shigaraki asked as he struggled to hold bags
"Hello little guy/you stink in a good way!" Twice said to a trubish
"Trub-Ish!" The trubish said
"you want to be my friend?/you would probably hate it." Twice said
"trubish!" The trubish said jumping into his arms
"i made a friend!/this is probably not gonna last long!" Twice said
"I have no clue." press said
"He better find his way back or so help me!" Shigaraki said
"shiggy there's another store!" Toga said
"I'm trying here!" Shigaraki said
"i am emmet and i am struggling!" Emmet said as he was holding bags that elesa had given him
"walk it off." Ingo said lifting 6 bags with ease
"you've lived in the mountains for 6 years!" Emmet yelled
"skill issue." Ingo said
Soon the group stopped for lunch
"so what do you think of nimbasa so far?" Elesa asked
"i think it's great!" Toga said
"it's alright." Kurogiri said
"i thinks it's very impressive." press said
"i think it's alright. Especially with no flashy heroes." Shigaraki said
"he prefers underground heroes like Eraserhead." Kurogiri explained
"so why do you where gloves?" Drayton asked Shigaraki
just then a reporter and a cameraman showed up
"hey miss elesa I'm here for the pokéfashion daily and I'm here to ask if you can tell us anything about your next line?" The reporter asked
"I'm eating. buzz off." Elesa said
"come on fans are dying to know!" The reporter asked
"you know it's rude to try and interrupt someone while they're eating." Shigaraki said
"can it wrinkles this doesn't involve you!" The reporter said
shigaraki sighed took off one of his gloves
"she said buzz off." Shigaraki said before decaying the camera
the reporter and cameraman froze
"now i suggest you leave." Shigaraki said with a slight smile
the reporter and the cameraman quickly left
"can i hire you as my body guard?" Elesa asked
"no poaching our future depot agents." Ingo said
"of course their your future depot agents." Elesa said
Soon they were done shopping and went outside and found twice with his new trubbish friend
"guys look i made a new friend/we avoided shopping!" Twice said
"trubish!" Trubish said
"well twice has a pokemon now." Toga said
"now help us lift these bags!" Shigaraki said
"yes sir!/Hell no!" Twice said as he lifted the bags
"how do you tell?" Elesa asked
"pay attention to the second one it's usually false." Toga said
"alright." Elesa said
"also look what i got." Kurogiri said pulling out a bottle of fancy alcohol
"oooh fancy." Elesa said
"sorry adult league members only." Kurogiri said "that includes you ingo."
"me?" Ingo asked
"you made our dreams come true." Kurogiri said "it's the least we can do."
"sweet." Ingo said
Later that night
"fhfjf i fucking love alcohol." Ingo said clearly drunk
"damn that stuff must be strong." Emmet said "usually it would be me like that ingo's a fucking tank."
"i mean compress is passed out." Elesa said
"true." Emmet said
"kurogiri why don't you take a drink?" Ingo drunkely asked
"I'm a bartender I don't drink the drinks i make." Kurogiri said
"come on give it a shot." Toya said
"...fine." Kurogiri said
20 minutes later kurogiri was drunkenly kissing ingo on the forehead and cheeks while was ingo was (attempting) to kiss him back in similar spots
"I can't believe this real." Emmet said with wide eyes
"what the hell is in this stuff?" Elesa asked before looking at the bottle and laughing
"what is it?" Spinner asked who hasn't drank since he had his axew
"this is stuff hex maniac's use for Rituals and stuff!" Elesa said
"Oh that is funny!" Toya said before his quirk activated and his flames were green "oh okay."
"alright to bed you two." Emmet said as he tried to pulled the two away from he each other
"no no no i finally found love." Ingo said drunkenly
"fine then go to bed together." Emmet said "and don't be fucking in there!"
kurogiri and Ingo went to the sane room
"i wonder how much money I could get from toga for this footage." Toya asked
"I doubt she'd want it." Spinner said "magne probably would though."
spinner grabbed a bottle of normal alcohol
"To magne!" Spinner said as he handed shots to the the not drunk leaguers
"to magne!" They said as they drank
"i am emmet. who's magne?" Emmet asked
"magne was one of our heavy hitters." Toya said "she was killed by overhaul."
"the day before her estrogen shots too." Spinner said "i wish she was here right now."
as if granting his wish a portal opened and dropped an alive magne
spinner grabbed the bottle and chugged it
magne slowly regained consciousness
"god damn it i died and i still have a dick?" Mange asked
emmet let out a laugh
platonic kurogiri/ ingo anyone?
that's it for now see you next time