Carolina Grant-Gomez murders a police officer
title says all. has murder, blood, and swearing.
[i don't own PPG or Hamster & Gretel]
[This continues from when Blossom got her sentence announced]
"It is very sad... but the law is the law!"
Just as Blossom was to be taken away for her sentence, Carolina Grant-Gomez stormed in, and she was mighty fucking pissed.
"What the?" Blossom said. "Who's this girl?" she asked her sisters, who just shrugged.
"How dare you!" shouted Caroilna Grant-Gomez to the police chief. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ARREST THIS LITTLE GIRL?!"
"Whoever you are," the officer said, "I am an officer of the law, and unintended break-ins are punishable by arrest!"
"The only one that's punishable is you, you shithead bitch nigga bastard!" Carolina said furiously.
Everyone gasped.
"Me?!" the police officer said, gobsmacked. "What have I done?"
"You know!" Carolina said angrily. "YOU PUNISHED BLOSSOM FOR HER GRAND THEFT, INSTEAD OF LETTING HER GO AND FORGIVING HER! Even I would never treat my own daughter this way!"
"I'm sorry," the officer said, "but the law is the law! She broke the law, so she has to pay for it!"
"NO SHE FUCKING DOESN'T!" Chi-Fu snapped. "YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING SHITHEAD BITCH NIGGA BASTARD!"
Everyone gasped.
"And now..." Carolina said angrily. "You are gonna pay!"
She wielded a sharp knife, and started repeatedly stabbing the shithead bitch nigga bastard police chief, UNTIL the shithead bitch nigga bastard police chief was dead.
Everyone stared, gobsmacked at what had just happened.
Carolina Grant-Gomez turned to Blossom, and said, "You'll thank me for this later." Then she left.
"Uhhh, I'm welcome?" Blossom said to no one in particular.
[CLASSIC PPG ending]
"And so, once again, despite the strange and alternately bizzare circumstances, the day is saved, thanks to... Carolina Grant-Gomez!"
"That shithead bitch nigga bastard had it coming." Carolina said.
'THE END?'
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