(Scene opens with Beavis and Butt-Head sitting on the couch, listening to Cheech & Chong's album)

Beavis: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah!

Butt-Head: (laughing) This is cool.

Cheech (on album): "Ralphie, you're a dog!"

Chong (on album): "I'm a dog?"

Beavis: (excitedly) Yeah, we're dogs!

Butt-Head: (equally excited) Yeah!

(Beavis and Butt-Head start barking and crawling around on all fours)

Beavis (barking): Ruh-ruh-ruh!

Butt-Head (barking): Wuh-wuh-wuuuh!

Beavis: (panting) I'm Ralphie!

Butt-Head: (panting) And I'm Herbie!

(They continue barking and crawling around, crashing into furniture)

Stewart: (entering the room) What's going on?

Beavis (barking): Woof!

Butt-Head (barking): Ruh-ruh!

Stewart: (confused) You guys are... dogs?

Beavis (barking): Woof!

Butt-Head (barking): Wuh-wuh!

Stewart: (laughing) This is so cool!

(Stewart joins in, barking and crawling around with Beavis and Butt-Head)

Stewart: (barking): I'm Fido!

Beavis (barking): Woof!

Butt-Head (barking): Ruh-ruh!

(The three friends continue their canine antics as the scene fades to black)