The Doctor is in the House...

A/N: Taking place after Fullbringer Xcution Arc of the BLEACH anime & manga.

DISCLAIMER: All Copyright Characters belong to Tite Kudo, Weekly Shonan Jump & Studio Pierrot. No OC was used for Fanfic concept.

On their way to school, Ichigo and friends are walking down the street but today they're one person short. *WALKING ALONG *CONFUSED LOOK *LOOKING AROUND *CALM STONED-FACED "HUH!... Hey Ichigo, where's Orihime today?" said Uryu. To which Ichigo replied with, *WALKING ALONG *LOOKING AT URYU *CALM STONED-FACED "Oh... I heard from Tatsuki that she's got a bit of a cold today... So she's at home right now, recovering". To that end, Uryu responded with, *WALKING ALONG *LOOKING AT ICHIGO *CALM STONED-FACED "Uh! I see... Are you going to visit her later?". *WALKING ALONG *LOOKING AT URYU *IRRITATED FACE "OF COURSE... WHY WOULD I?" said Ichigo back to him. *WALKING ALONG *LOOKING AWAY FROM ICHIGO *EYES CLOSED *IRRITATED FACE "OHHHHH... NO REASON." said Uryu back to him while Chad just agreed with Uryu with his usual huff and nod, much to Ichigo's frustrations.

However, when all 3 were heading to school, somebody overheard them talking and was quite interested on what they had to say. *HIDING IN A BACK ALLEY *PERVERTED SMILE *DROOL "HMMMMMMMM!... I just heard something interesting... (*PERVERTED LAUGH *BLUSH *DROOL) THIS IS GONNA BE FUN..." said the unknown male in the background of the alleyway, all the while thinking about his next move with a certain lady at her house too, *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *BLUSH *DROOL *LICKING THE DROOL OFF OF MOUTH "OHHHH I CANNOT WAIT FOR TONIGHT TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU... ORIHIME... HEHE!".

Cut to Orihime's home, where she is there laying on her bed (wearing her Yellow 1up pajamas with the Mushroom pattern on it along with a white towel ramped around her head, from the BLEACH anime), while trying to recover from her common cold she's going through at the moment. But suddenly, she heard the doorknocker at her door and responded with, *COUGH *COUGH *FEVER BLUSH "I-I wonder... W-who could that... Be...". Then from the otherside of the door, she heard a familiar voice to her talk on the other end to her, *CHEERFUL VOICES *KNOCKING ON DOOR "HEY ORIHIME!... OPEN UP.. IT'S YOUR GP DOCTOR, ISSHIN... OPEN UP PLEASE...". *OPEN THE DOOR *IN SURPRISE *BLUSH "O-Oh... M-Mr. Kurosaki... What're you doing here?..." she replied back. *SMILE *EYES CLOSED *CHEERFUL FACE "Oh! I was just in the neighborhood, and heard from a little birdy that you were sick... SO I THOUGHT TO HELP YOU THROUGH IT AND STUFF..." said Isshin who was in his formal doctors uniform while trying to confront Orihime like at typical doctor's profession when help his other patients to heal from their illnesses and injuries. Much to Orihime's further surprise, *SURPRISED FACE *BLUSH *FEVER BLUSH "O-Oh... O-Okay..." she said in return before letting him inside.

Once inside, Isshin gave her a little checkup with the usual standard tests and came to the conclusion of just having a bit of a cold, so he proscribed her some cold & flu medicine to help her to better heal herself from the sickness infection. *PASSING PERSCRIPTIONS *A CALM VOICES *CHEERFUL FACE "Here you go... Take these every 4-6 hours a day, it'll make you feel better, and make sure to stop when you do, don't overdose on them..." said Isshin after ending their checkup. To which Orihime replied with, *BRIGHT SMILE *EYES CLOSED *FEVER BLUSH "Sure!... I UNDERSTAND...". With this expression on her face and by looking up & down at her beautiful, large busty body had gotten Isshin further turned on at the seduction of play with her all night long, but then calming himself down again when he thought about is profession too. *LOOKING AT ORIHIME, GOING FROM HER FACE TO BODY *BLUSH *PERVERTED THOUGHTS *LUSTFUL NOSEBLOWING "OH MAN!... SHE IS SO CUTE!... SO SEXY!... SO!... BUUUUUUUUUSTY!... (*FACE CHANGE *CALMING DOWN *EYES CLOSE *HAND ON HEAD *THINKING) UGH!... N-NO ISSHIN!.. DON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR TEMPTATIONS!... AFTERALL!... SHE'S YOUR PATIENT AT THE MOMENT AND FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW!... WELL?!.. WHEN YOUR SON FINALLY BECOMES A MAN OF COURSE!... (*SCRUNCHING EYES *FRUSTRATED FACE *PERVERTED THOUGHTS) UGHHHHHH! BUT I REALLY WANNA PLAY WITH HER! BUT CAN'T!, BECAUSE OF MY JOB TO MY CLIENTS!... EVEN THOUGH I STILL WANNA! I REEEEEEALLY WANNA!... BUT HOOOOOOOOOOW?!... UGH! DAMN IT!". Although, his mind had just gotten the old lightbulb lit inside his head, and then started to confront Orihime with a weird look on his face. *THE LIGHTBULB IN HIS HEAD SHINING *CHEERFUL FACE *BLUSH "OH WAIT! I'VE GOT IT!... (*MOVING OVER THE ORIHIME *EYES SHINING *HAND ON THE SIDE *STROKING ORIHIME'S HAIR *SEDUCTIVE LOOK & ACCENT *BLUSH *PERVERTED DROOL) Say Orihime, you've really dirtied your pjs with all that sweat that's been extracted from your body thanks to your cold right?... And the fact that your still to weak at washing yourself now too... So why don't you let me clean you, on doctor's honor that is?... lol". *IN SHOCK *FACE CHANGE *EMBARRASSMENT LOOK TO THE SIDES LEFT & RIGHT *BLUSH HEAVILY "A-Ahhhh?!... W-Well... I can't let you... B-Because your helping me enough and... IT WOULD-IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING TO S-SEE M-ME... NAKED TOO.. SO-" said Orihime back to him in embarrassment. But Isshin wasn't finished and said to her, *PATTING ORIHIME'S SHOULDERS REPEATEDLY *EYES CLOSED *BLUSH *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGHTER "AHAHAHA!... THAT'S OKAY!... JUST WEAR YOUR BIKINI AND I'LL WASH YOU IN THAT!... IT WON'T BE EMBARRASSING THEN!... AND AFTERALL, I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE!... THAT'S WHAT I DO!... SO MAY I DO IT?!...". To which Orihime was just sitting there blushing embarrassingly, then finally agreeing to Isshin's suggestion with a nod to the head, much to Isshin pervy happiness.

And so, Isshin was just inside her bathroom, waiting excitedly for Orihime's appearance within a bikini. *EMBARRASSMENT LOOK *HUGGING HER OWN LARGE BOOBIES *POSING "UGH!... I-AH!... Do I-Do I need to... W-Wear my bikini for-for this?... said Orihime when she just gotten out of the bathroom after changing into her bikini (her White and Light Pink stingless bikini with a White & Pink striped bikini underwear that have Pink frills on the sides, along with her White & Pink flower long chained hairtie that is wrapped around her long Orange hair. This was the same one she was wearing in the BLEACH: Brave Souls Video Game). *CLAP HANDS TOGETHER *EYES SHINING *GOFFY LOOK *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGHTER *BLUSH *DROOL "OH BUT OF COOOOOOURSE!... WHY WOULDN'T WEARING IT BE NOT IMPORTANT!..." said Isshin out loud, while further saying within his mind at the same time, *HANDS CLAMPED TOGETHER *EYES SHINING *GOFFY LOOK *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGHTER *BLUSH *DROOL "OH MAAAAAAN!... SEE SUCH A HOT, SEXXXY CUUUUUTIE IN SUCH A!... 'REVEALING!' OUTFIT IS SUPER AWESOME!... I CAN'T WAIT TO START PLAYING WITH IT TOO! HEHEHEHEHE!...".

This eventually led onto Isshin starting to use a soapy washer, a bucket full of soapy water, a bucket of clean water, a few hand towels and a couple of full bodied beach towels to start 'cleaning' Orihime's beautiful and big busty body. *WASHING ORIHIME'S BODY WITH SOAP *WASHING ORIHIME'S BODY WITH SOAP *WASHING ORIHIME'S BODY WITH SOAP *STONED FACE *NOSEBLOWING *NOSEBLOWING *PERVERTED THOUGHTS *DROOL "OH MAN!... THE MORE I TOUCH AND CLEAN HER GORGEOUS & BIG BREASTED BOD, THE MORE TURNED ON I GET!... AND AS OF RIGHT NOW!, CONTROLLIING MYSELF IS GETTING HARDER & HARDER!... But I need to calm myself!... But still!... BUT STILL!... TOUCHING A BEAUTIFUL LADY'S BODY LIKE THIS IS AAAAAAWESOME!... IT'S JUUUUUUUUST LIKE IT WAS WHEN TOUCHING MY BEAUTIFUL & BIG BUSTY WIFE BACK IN THE DAY!... I CAAAAAAAAAAAN'T GET ENOUGH!" said Isshin in his own mind after touching a beautiful girls body like Orihime's. *HAVING HER BODY WASHED & CLEANED *BLUSH *MOAN *MOAN *PANT *PANT *MOOOAN "... A-AH!... M-MR! AH! HUFF! HUFF! KURO-KUROSAKI... W-WHY ARE YOU SO EAGER TO... HEL-HELP M-ME..." Orihime explained to him. Which he replied to her and admitted somethings to her as well, *IN SHOCK *LOOKING TO THE SIDE *BLUSH "UGH?!... O-OHHHH!... W-WELL!... M-MAINLY Y-YOU GOT EVERYTHING IN COMMON WITH MY-WITH MY WIFE!... AND BECAUSE MY SON ALWAYS KEEPS HELPING Y-YOU!... SO I!... (*BLUSH *LOOKING DOWN TO THE SIDE) I feel a bit jealous of my son now because he now has such a bubbly and beautiful girl like you in his life... JUST LIKE-JUST LIKE MY OLD WIFE WAS!...". This act of brutal honest as made Orihime to smile at him and say back to him, *TURNS AROUND *LOOKING UPTO ISSHIN *SMILE *CHEERFUL VOICE "Mr Kurosaki, I think your a wonderful father... And your a beautiful person to me...". Those comments from a face like that were now enough for Isshin to turn her body around again, and to finally give into temptation of finally starting to violate her super sexy body to the fullest now, *TURN HER AROUND *WASHING & GROPING ORIHIME'S LARGE BOOBIES *WASHING & GROPING ORIHIME'S LARGE BOOBIES *WASHING & GROPING ORIHIME'S LARGE BOOBIES *BLUSH *PERVERTED LOOK *DROOL *LICKING DROOL OFF OF OWN FACE "UGH!... I KNEW IT!... ORIHIME IS SOOOOOO SOOOOOO CUTE!... I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF FROM PLAYING WITH HER GORGEOUS BODY NOW!...lol lol lol" said Isshin in his head as he begins to use Orihime as his sextoy now. Thus shocking and surprising Orihime to the point of her starting to fall into seduction, *IN SHOCK *MOAN *MOAN *MOOOAN "AHHHHH!... M-MR KUROSAKI?!... WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!... N-NOOOO!... A-AHHH! AHHHHHHHH! N-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!... M-MR KUROSAKI! STO-AHHHHHHHH!... AHAHHHHHHHHNGAAAAAAAAAAAH!...". However, Isshin just kept going at it and making Orihime moan and groan even harder, *HAVING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED WASHED *HAVING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED WASHED *HAVING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED WASHED *HAVING HER LARGE BOOBIES LICKED *HAVING HER LARGE BOOBIES LICKED *HAVING HER LARGE BOOBIES LICKED *HAVING HER CRUTCHED AREA WASHED *HAVING HER CRUTCHED AREA WASHED *HAVING HER CRUTCHED AREA WASHED *MOAN *MOOOAN *PANT *PANT *MOOOOOAN *GROOOOOOOOOOAN, "YAAAAAAH!... HUFF! HUFF! HUFF!... A-AHHHHHHHHH!... N-NO!... M-MRAHHHHHHHHHH!... HUFF! HUFF!... NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!... lol lol lol".

So by now, Isshin was just extremely happy at finally being about to touch the gorgeous body figure of Orihime to the fullest, all the while, dancing happily about it and seeing Orihime on the ground exhaustedly panting from her experience from it too. *DELIGHTFUL DANCE *BLUSH *DROOL *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGHTER "HAHAHAHAHA!... OOOOOOOH WOOOOOOOOOW!, THAT WAS FREAKIN INTENSE!... I'M SUPER HAPPY NOW!... AND I'LL BE GOOD AT USING COVER WITH MY DOCTORS PROFESSION AS LONG AS MY SON DOESN'T FIND OUT!... HEHEHE!..." said Isshin with joy in his voice. Although now, that brash attitude of his will soon disappear when he hears a familiar voice to him from behind, *ANGRY VOICE *STONE FACED *FROWN *FIST CLINCHING "...Doesn't find out about what?... Answer now, old man?..." said a clearly angry Ichigo who came over to Orihime's home to both give her some food to help her heal and her weekly homework for school as well, much to Isshin's fear and misery about the fact that his son did just found out about it too. *IN FEAR *COLD SWEATS *COLD SWEATS *MUMBLE "...O-OH!... S-SON!... THIS ISN'T-!... THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!... I WAS-!... I WAS JU-JUST HELP HER OUT WITH-!... WITH THE HEALING PROCESS!... S-SO PLEASE DON'T HURT ME... (*TEARS *IN FEAR *COLD SWEATS) PLEEEEEASE DOOOOON'T HUUUUUUUURT MEEEEEEEEE!" Isshin tried to explain to his son. But Ichigo wasn't going to have any of it and proceeded to beat his father up badly in the end, *TEARS *IN PAIN *BEATEN UP "YAHHHHH!... AHHHHHH!... UGHH! AHHHHH!".

END.

P.S. Both Ichigo and Isshin gotten themselves sick via a cold thanks to their fight with one another, and so Ichigo still blames his father for getting him ill, much to Isshin's annoyance. *LAYING ON A BED *SICK WITH A COLD *ANGRY FACE "YOU... (*COUGH *COUGH) YOU STUUUUPID OLD MAN!... IF YOU EVER TRY TO USE YOUR DOCTORS GP EXCUSE TO SEXUALLY HARRASS ORIHIME OR ANY OF MY OTHER FEMALE FRIENDS AGAIN!... (*SNEEZE *SNEEZE *SNEEZE *SNEEZE) I'LL USE MY NAMESAKE OF 'PROTECTION'... TO UGH!... T-TOOOOOO BEEEEAT YOOOOU DOOOOOWN EVEN HAAARDER THAN BEFORE!, YOOOOOOOOU GOOOOOOOT THAAAAAAAAT!..." yelled out Ichigo. *LAYING ON A BED *SICK WITH A COLD *ANGRY FACE *COUGH *COUGH "S-S-SHUDDAP BOOOOOOY!..." *COUGH *COUGH *COUGH, replied Isshin back to him. Meanwhile, Karin was just standing there looking at the 2 of them fighting and said to them, *FROWNY FACE "UGH!... IDIOTS!...".