10:00…
'I. Hate. This muddy excuse of a planet.'
That was just one of Zim's many thoughts this morning about Earth and its inhabitants and his hatred only grew ever since he found himself in this accursed town.
Ever since he set foot on this backwater town he has been humiliated, beaten, bamboozled, his plans were undone, had his Irken perfection sullied just last night and worst of all: he was enslaved by the very race he was trying to enslave for the Irken Empire in a twist of irony. All because of the Pines.
Turns out these 'Pines' were even a bigger pain at his superior Irken back than Dib ever was, he never thought he would face humans even more competent and annoying than Dib Worm and yet here was, doing latrine duty in service of his new masters in the Shack cleaning the floor with some hairy contraption with Stanley lording over.
Stan then recalled something "Wait, that's too big for your shortness." He takes his brush away while nearly objecting to being called short until he sees what he should be used to clean instead.
"Here, always start small." Stanley then gives a toothbrush to Zim to use in cleaning.
Zim stared at the toothbrush and then glared at Stanley who didn't even try to hide his self-gratifying smug face both knowing it would take a long time using a mere toothbrush.
Zim really couldn't decide which of the Pines and their honorary members he hated the most; the Dib Clone, the Rodent Man, the tall Orangutan, the Dib Clone Girl or that Grease Ape who somehow had access to technologies that humans haven't developed yet.
But THIS gruffy Gorilla man was becoming a likely contestant on who he hated the most.
Pacifica was currently having breakfast in the Northwest's new house since their Mansion was sold to Fiddleford McGucket.
The Northwest girl slightly blushed recalling when Dipper kissed and flirted with her, she should be mad at him as he also flirted with other girls and had her and others fight each other like dogs over a piece of meat while he was taken by Mabel with some goth, a green skinned freak with no nose or ears and a big headed boy in a tacky jacket.
Oh she was still gonna give him a hard time, but she won't deny it was super flattering being the first girl she flirted with(to her knowledge).
It was Dipper awkwardly being hugged by the same big headed boy she saw and was patting him.
'Gravity Falls's Paranormal Couple?' was the title of the article.
SPITE
She spits her tea upon seeing that from her phone which coincidentally hit Preston on his face who in indignation reacted.
"PACIFICA!"
Pacifca didn't mind her father's outrage as she stared as her hand trembled in rage which only grew bigger as she scrolled down seeing the gossips, her face wrinkling and finally the pressure built up and got out like a coming volcano.
"I'M GONNA SUE HIM!"
Her shout was heard even from outside, as whether she meant Dipper or Dib? Maybe both.
12:30…
Zim looked strained, hours of cleaning every inch of the bathroom with a toothbrush and then afterwards that damn Gorilla pestered him with meager jobs unfit for an Irken Invader from cleaning the hallway to moving spin breaking crates of junk, spraying the corners with anti-bug spray which he painfully found out is an effective chemical weapon against Irkens when he accidentally sprayed it at himself thanks to throttling that thing at a wall in frustration of his undignifying position making him to cough violently when the spray can upon hitting the wall sprayed a bit on him and shoo-ing those horrible winged mammalians called bats from the attic.
No, the sound that was heard in the attic definitely wasn't the screams of a veteran Invader shrieking like a human female over not one but a group of territorial flying rodent in the darkness of the attic unlike what the resident Ape's wild imagination concluded, he firmly will deny that from happening.
Exhaustion even for his superior Irken body finally came as he groaned, put the broom which he was using to clean around near one of the Shack's exhibits and took a rest. He wondered where Gir and Minimoose those traitorous minions of his are, likely they are suffering their due for betraying him to these monkeys.
Back at 10:07…
The Pines were currently eating breakfast which included waffles made by Gir with the help of Mabel.
Of course, there were apprehension that Gir's waffles may be dangerous to consume knowing him or take Mabel's suggestion in putting plastic dinosaur toys in it like her Mabel Juice, fortunately to their surprise and relief and the waffles were normal and tasted good.
Stanly at the table with his mouth still full complimented Gir "For a lunatic rust bucket, you sure do know how to make waffles!"
"Thank you! I'll try!" Gir chirped as he was cooking waffles.
"I'm just glad there's nothing suspicious or hazardous about it." Dipper commented as he held a piece of the waffle with a fork.
Mabel who was with Gir helping in making the waffles said "Have a little faith broseph, Gir may not look like it, but he is an artist like me!"
"Nyah." Minimoose, who was floating around the kitchen, said one catch phrase.
Unluckily for Zim, Stanley passed him and told him to continue cleaning after patting his head with a newspaper he had carried "Hey! No rest time until I say so, Bug Boy!" Zim hissed at him and snatched his broom with force and continued cleaning dust.
Oh he was gonna do terrible things to that decrepit worm when he gets free of his enslavement.
Wendy in the cashier's place reading her magazine, her eyes still fixed to what she was reading with her legs lazily on the cashier table, said "If it makes you feel better dude, I had it way worse during my first day working here."
Zim did not like being pitied so he snapped.
"Zim did not ask for your pity-party lanky orangutan!"
"Whatever dude." the redhead dispassionately replied and switched to another page in her magazine while Zim totally not annoyed by her apathetic reaction huffed.
That was when Melody, who was leading a bunch of Vortian kids, Melody had a bit of apprehension after that scary night; however, with the alien children no longer in their… defensive mechanism she was much more at ease with them and she had to admit the children were growing on her.
Stanley, passing by muttered to himself with his head shaking, something along the lines of 'psychos getting smaller and smaller…' recalling that humiliating and scary night due to the alien kids.
Before Melody led the extraterrestrial offspring to the other side of the shack she remembered she didn't even know their names so seeing Zim brooming with a scowl she decided to ask "Uh…do you know what their names are Zim?"
"Eh?" Zim glanced back and seeing the Vortian kids he replied as he pointed at them one by one saying their names "Zam, Zom and Zem zimmy the second."
Melody, not satisfied with the answer, asked again "Do...they have real names?"
Zim was offended by that question with a wave of his hand "What's wrong with being named after the Almighty Zim?? It's a great honor!"
"Yey, we love uncle Zim!" Zam chirped which Zim nodded, before Melody could protest about it Mabel showed up whose face immediately lit up seeing the Vortian kids.
Mabel took an immediate liking to Prisoner 777's children, unsurprising to anyone.
The Pines girl kneels while the goat humanoids come near her "Hi little guys, how are you doing?"
"We're been good friends with Aunt Melody." Zom replied.
"She taught us why forcing humans to play with us against their will is bad!" Zam added in rather cheerfully.
Melody couldn't help but mutter with herself in whisper so that no one hears it "(Poor Sheriff Durland and Blubs looked so pale from fear when I found them…)"
Mabel asked about them with Melody "You didn't bother Aunt Melody did you?"
"Nah." Zom shook his head.
"No." Zam gave the same response.
"Aunt Melody is nice!" Zem said.
Mabel responded happily "Good, very good. For your good behavior you get to have waffles for a week!"
"Yay, waffles!" The three kids cheered.
Subsequently the children followed Melody who led them to the other side of the shack with Mabel getting up.
"Why am I not surprised that you named them after you?" Someone else said it and that someone was Dib who just entered the Shack and to Zim's eternal irritation as he glanced at him he seemed very smug seeing Zim being used as free labor and there was also his sister typically wearing an uninterested face playing with her Game Slayer.
The Invader was not the type to leave a slight at him unresponded "At least Zim doesn't grovel like a fresh smeet around a mechanical baby transporter!" The ironic part was that that did happen to Zim during his incubation thinking of a robotic hand that carried him as his parental figure which he would never say that to anyone. Definitely didn't scream Smeethood issues.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Dib raised an eyebrow at that statement about him.
"Does this sound familiar?" Zim gave a fake cough and then changed his voice high pitched and waved his hands around making a mocking imitation of Dib
" Oooh, I, aaah! You're so amazing Dipper! I wish my head was small as yours, then no one would call my head big!
"I don't sound like that bug weirdo!" Dib snapped in denial, Gaz snorted, making Dib slightly blushed in embarrassment.
"That's exactly how you sound Dib-worm, everytime you're near Dipper or one of the old geezers you fawn over them like they are divine beings made manifest, It's pathetic." Zim emphasized his disgust at Dib's hero worship.
The Membrane boy frowned and retorted back "That's rich from the suck up who keep sucking at his Tallests and doesn't have any hobby beyond pleasing them."
"For YOUR RECORD, Zim does have other hobbies!"
The big headed boy looked at him sidaway unconvinced "Uh huh, name one not related to world domination."
Zim then opened his mouth to say it, but then said nothing and next he opened his mouth again only for nothing to come and this happened the third time as he realized he indeed couldn't come for a remark "..."
"I thought so." The Membrane boy unimpressed duly noted.
That was when Ford came in greeting "Dib? Are you there my boy?"
" Yes Doctor Stanford?" Dib's tone immediately changed like an Christian who was in the presence of Jesus himself.
"Me and my Great Nephew are going on an expedition to Crash Site Omega, I was wondering since you have an interest on extraterrestrial and paranormals you would- "
Dib grinned ear to ear and there were stars in his eyes to Zim's visible seething disgust while Gaz cringed, which was followed by him abruptly cutting Ford short and nodding his head furious "YES! OF COURSE I WILL COME!"
Stanford, amused by the young man's enthusiasm, chuckled "Now now young man, we may find ourselves in trouble with the ancient ship's security system which still has semi-active drones."
Dib was unconcerned by that "Oh please! That's nothing compared to Zim's House' gnome security! And I've been in more dangerous environments than that, also did I tell you I've been to space?"
"You can tell me about it during the trip, I would even tell you about some of my adventures across the multiverse."
Dib's interest immediately piqued "You traveled the multiverse!?"
"Yes, it is a long story I will tell you during the trip, now come." He gestured to him to follow him which Dib practically did and so they went outside of the Shack.
Zim did not hide his disgust in seeing his mortal enemy's hero worshiping, though he at least now knows how and why the Pines seem to have access to technologies that humanity has to yet develop if what Stanford says is true as he pondered now even more curious to learn the Pines' secrets.
"Bleh! I won't never get used to Dib being this happy." Gaz gagged and shook her head.
"Zim concurs." Zim agreed with Gaz.
That was when the Membrane girl's timer was up as her Game Slayer locked with the cartoonish face of her father showing up on the screen making Gaz vent in frustration "Gah! Stupid time limit!" she then put the Game Slayer down in frustration.
"Where is Dipper!?" a beverly hills voice Gaz heard that she found annoying came. She looked with an eyebrow and saw a girl wearing purple with blonde hair who looked angry.
Mabel who looked back recognized the blondie as she came and greeted her "Pazzy! It's been a dog's age, I haven't seen you!"
"You saw me just 4 days ago." Paz scoffed at that though there were hints of amusement.
Mabel snorted that "Time is a concept for workaholics." She then decided to change the subject as she wanted to know why Pacifica seemed agitated over something related to her twin. "So, what twisted your fuse?"
Pacifica then showed the reason for her agitation by shoving the screen of her phone "I took today's shore off, for THIS!"
Mabel instantly upon seeing the picture of Dipper being awkwardly hugged by Dib and the gossip fell into a fit of laughter.
"Oh I'm definitely gonna show this to broseph once he shows up!" she wheezed to Pacifica's annoyance.
Gaz once again raised her eyebrow at seeing this gossip "And they say nothing moves faster than the speed of light…
Pacifica, taking notice of this purple haired girl pointed at her with a thumb and asked, "Who's this, are you the Shack's doorbell girl?"
" Stop pointing your sausage at me." The purple girl snarled with a low threatening voice that made the blonde girl take her pointing finger off in unease by her tone and cold glare, feeling as if her finger would have been bitten off by this purple predator if she wasn't fast enough and even reeled back a bit.
"Don't worry, she won't bite, most of the time." the Pines girl jokes, making the Membrane girl grunt.
Paz, not amused continued on her rant "First Dipper played with me then with a bunch of nobodies like a playboy and then he had the GALL to become a thing with this tacky styled big headed wimp!? I didn't even know Dipper swung that way!"
That was when Wendy no longer reading her magazine leaned on her cashier and asked "Geez, green from envy much Paz?" Wendy's question was more a dry comment than a question.
"You stay out of it, laborer!" Paz snarked with an accusing finger at Wendy.
Wendy rolled her eyes at that in amusement.
Mabel waved her hands and then patted her on one shoulder "Paz, Paz. While I find your jealousy exciting my inner shipping, you have nothing to worry about Dipper and Dib being a thing, they're just friends. In fact, Dipper doesn't even swing that way! Believe me.
(Though there was that time he gave CPR to a Merman…)" He whispered that last part with herself which Pacifica caught only a few parts like 'Though' and 'CPR'.
Thus she demanded the Pines girl say "What was that?
"Nothing!" the Pines girl quickly shrugged that not wanting to create more unnecessary drama for his brother. "Also about the whole bachelor phase thing? He was cursed by lust."
The Northwest girl looked at Mabel deadpane and flatly informed her "Uh huh, that's called puberty Mabel."
'Wha- NO! EW! I meant he was literally cursed by the sin of Lust!" she shook her head as she clarified hastily in repulsion.
Before Pacifica could say something she jumped back at the surprise of seeing something absurd.
"WHAT by my perfect skin is that!?" she exclaimed.
They looked and saw Minimoose floating and passing by saying "Nyah."
Mabel seeing the reason for Pacifca's surprise, explained to her "Oh right, I forgot to tell you, we have an alien and his adorable companions as guest in our Shack."
"Why the hell is there a flying mini-moose!?" the blonde Northwest sputtered.
"That's actually their name." the brunette Pines answered her question,
Pacifica looked stupefied and was gonna retort until she did something that made her pause. It was an green insectoid alien with antennas and red eyes looking frumpy grooming around while small pink humanoid goats were annoying him by peaking on him like very young mischievous infants.
Zim looked at Pacifica feeling her stared and snarled "What're you staring at Bleached Pig? Never seen a dignified Irken Elite cleaning dust before!?"
The Northwest girl blinked repeatedly at that and flabbergasted, this day was just getting weirder and weirder.
"...the fact that I'm not even as shocked as I thought I would be from seeing a bug man with three small goat men means I spent too much time with you, Pines." she told Mabel exasperatedly.
"That's the perk of spending time with Pines! Never a dull week." Mabel jested, making her sight and rubbing her nose.
"At least Dipper kissed me first…" She muttered to herself out loud unknowingly.
"What was that?"
"NOTHING!" Pacifica quickly said a bit too loud, slightly blushing.
Gaz then got an insidious idea came in her mind making her smirked evilly, a way to get even with Mabel and before Mabel grinning and teasing Pacifica she replied the first.
"You sure rich brat? He seemed very intense when he kissed lumberjane over here."
That caused Pacifica to immediately squawk loudly "WHAT!?"
Mabel scowled as she looked at Gaz who was giving a self-gratifying smile and Mabel knowing this was done to get one over her.
"Hey! Don't get me involved in your rivalry, not cool dude!" Wendy protested at being included in this drama.
"The fact that she was the first one he kissed and me the only other girl he kissed should tell your dumb blonde brain that he doesn't like refined girls." she came closer and said to all those taking enjoyment in seeing Pacifica's expression breaking and then she went for the killing blow and told the final nail in the coffin near her ear.
"And oh, he was a very good kisser."
That is when the audible sound of a snap was heard as Pacifica' mind decided to go for an extended vacation in her mindscape while one of her eyes twitched furiously.
"Uh…Paz?" Mabel waived her right hand in front of her face to get a reaction.
Her expression was still blank and didn't react, until her expression fell into fury and began walking with heavy steps toward the excitement.
Mabel followed her "Paz, PAZ!"
"FORGET SUING, I'M GONNA MURDER YOUR BROTHER!" the Northwest shrieked in jealous rage. Before following Pacifica, Mabel gave a dirty look to the smirking Gaz until continue following her.
"Told ya I would pay you back." Gaz locked her arms enjoying the schadenfreude.
Stanley who saw this whole fiasco was now feeling immense pride for Dipper "Ah, still 13 and he is breaking hearts." he actually shed a tear due to how proud he was which he wiped.
Zim still gazed with a deadpan as he was being annoyed by the alien goats and contemplating his new and oh-so wonderful life.
13:38….
Dipper, Dib and Stanford reached Crash Site Omega and then…complications happened.
Dib was as excited as a high sugared-charged kid in a candy shop at being inside a crashed UFO that his immediate reaction was squeaking so loud that it could be heard across the half of the crashed spaceship which promptly alerted a big load of security drones.
Even with the life endangering situation, Dib was still taking photos on every inch of the ship in a frenzy so high that he made Mabel's typical 'Glitter' mood look tame in comparison.
"THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!" Dib declared loudly as he was being carried by Stanford who with Dipper where running from the hoard of security drones that were shooting blasts at them with the Pines often returning fire with Dipper's magnet gun and Ford's blaster whereas Dib was not paying any mind to the rains of deadly blasts coming toward them.
17:17…
Zim was now doing an experiment to study human behavior in order to exploit their weakness and devise a form of psychological attack.
Dib Clone Girl, the ever naive gullible fool actually agreed to be a part of Zim's experiment saying something about "Proving him why humanity is beautiful '' or something preposterous as that.
Mabel was seated on a chair with electrodes attached to her right wrist while Irken contemplatively looked at the data he was getting from the screen of the device.
"Ow- hehe- it tickles!" Mabel exclaimed and giggled.
Irken looked at the monitor contemplating with a hand on his chin "Hmmm, your conductivity is unusually high."
That was when the sound of Stanford was heard coming upstairs and entering the room after knocking and then opening the door. He looked very tired from all the running and there were a few burnt marks around his coat dodging the shots from the alerted security drones of the crashed alien vessel.
"Mabel? There was something that I- '' his words cut off upon the shock of seeing his great niece on a contraption that looked like the electric chair used on death sentenced convicts.
His shock gave an immediate panic "WHAT BY HOLY AXOLOTL ARE YOU DOING!?"
Mabel, not even worried about her condition, even greeted him a bit.
"Hiyo Grunkle Ford! We are doing that ethically dubious experiment involving shocks on why people fell prey to charismatic fascists!
"WHAT BY CAESAR'S GHOST THAT IRKEN IS DOING!?" Normally Stanford was a calm and collected person, but excuse him for losing his cool seeing his great niece plugged to some electrocutioner-looking chair device that occasionally sent electricity coursing her as he demanded Zim.
The said Irken was one who answered his question with a dramatic declaration "The Almighty Zim has learned that you humans tend to flock around Charismatic leaders so he plans to see exactly how that works, how your brain functions in following charismatic leaders to dominate your pathetic excuse of a civilization!"
Ford baffled and now agitated blurted out "You...you are trying to recreate the Stanford Experiment?!?"
Mabel, ignorant of what the Stanford Experiment really was, thought it was named after her grunkle.
"Oh, I did know there was an experiment named after you!"
"I didn't sweetie and thank God for that." he then frowning walked near, and took Mabel off from the contraption and the metallic helmet that was on her head to the Invader's protest.
"Hey! I was not finished- '' before he could finish his sentence he yelped when Ford grabbed him off the ground and pushed him to the wooden wall looking at him with an intense glare.
"I saw how you conduct your experiments in your base and I don't approve." The cold glare that he was giving made Zim feel like maybe using this six fingered human's grand niece was not a good idea when he is being enslaved by the said grease monkey and have nanites in his bloodstream which for all he know could detonate and blow him into a gory mess if they wish to.
"You will cease all of your experiments or I will send you to a dimension of blenders where every part of your body gets blended and then mixed together like a milkshake from inside and OUT."
The only human that ever managed to make Zim squirmed was Gaz and now there was a second one who's already tall stature towering him with the threatening cold look that spoke of years of experience surviving and facing wars and hazardous environments made him feel like an newbie back at the military academy getting the ire of a veteran drill sergeant.
"Y-yes my talles- I mean sir!" The Invader sputtered and stood rigid in military stance, even saluting.
Stanford still narrowed eyes then dropped Zim who landed with both legs.
"See that you remember it." He gave one last warning before gesturing to Mabel to follow him. "Come Mabel."
Mabel did and before following him she gave an apologetic look to Zim and then followed her great uncle.
Just as they were going out, Gir came out passing them to visit his master and also heard something about a milkshake.
"Oooh, I like milkshake!" Gir obliviously chirped to Zim's annoyance.
Sometimes Zim wondered if he really is as insane as everyone makes of him for still keeping that faulty Sir Unit.
19:52…
Zim groaned as he had his face on a pillow in Mabel and Dipper's bed which he used to scream in absolute frustration so that no one could hear him.
He is enslaved, humiliated, turned into a glorified labor force and is unallowed to conduct his experiments. He felt like he was gonna get maaaad. He needed something to keep his genius mind busy.
Television briefly worked until he got tired of watching humanity's idiotic form of entertainment which for some reason Minimoose and Gir liked.
He also tried keep his mind busy by trying to figure out how to get rid of the nanites in his body to get free by sneaking into the secret laboratory underground; however, the Pines anticipated that and he had a rather 'electrifying' revelation when he successful put the right codes on the vending machine to enter that place where the Pines keep their advance tech only to get electrified the moment he put a step on the stairs by the nanobots inside his body. It did not help his ego that Stanley was there laughing at him being electrified.
Thus, he has to find an alternate means of getting out of this humiliation imprisonment, one thing for sure he was so gonna make the Gorilla-looking Pines to suffer in particular for using him as a service drone and bossing him around, maybe have his brain replaced with a lamp light that would increase his monkey intelligence significantly as he bitterly thought.
As if the universe decided Zim didn't suffer enough, Dib with Dipper entered.
"Oh Zimmy boy, you look terrible." Dib taunted with a gratifying smile.
"Go away and paddle around a bee vampire or something Dib-worm…" Zim still had his face connected to the pillow mumbled.
"It's not the same as revealing you to the world, but I could get used to seeing you high in spirit." the big headed boy japed receiving another groan from the alien.
Dipper felt this was needlessly cruel of Dib "Hey now dude, no point in beating someone when he is already down."
"Go easy on him of all people after all I've been through? Sorry bestie, No way I'm gonna go easy on that egomaniacal bug!"
Dipper sighed, he understood Dib and Zim held animosity together but honestly their back and forth bickering was beginning to become tiresome, he couldn't recall one single moment whenever Dib and Zim where together they didn't throw insults at each other, if only there was a way to make them mellow out a bit.
Suddenly, an idea lit in his head, what if that can be possible by having the two channel their hostilities in a competitive manner? He couldn't believe he was gonna try having them mellow their hostilities a bit, something usually Mabel does whenever she was in one of her 'Match-Making' moods.
"How about we play a game?"
"Eh?" Zim took his head off the pillow and looked at Dipper questionably.
"What?" Dib was taken surprised by that looked at Dipper
"You know, there is a board game I have with a fantasy setting premesis, I have that now so we can play it together."
The Membrane boy hastily objected " No way! I'm not gonna play a game with green freakazoid over here. " Zim hissed at being called that.
"The winner has gloating rights."
That took Dib's opinion a 180 degree change "...On second thought I would join in with Zim!"
Zim was not convinced and found this attempt to coerce him pathetic "Ha! Like as if the Almighty Zim would entertain playing your primitive game- oh it has math!" his interest immediately piqued at seeing math and took a closer look.
Dipper found it ironic because usually math is the thing that discouraged people in playing tabletop games, but again Zim was an alien so likely the norms for a species that achieved space travel was much different, still this was Zim so maybe that's just Zim being…Zim.
Zim's interest turned into disinterest as he sneered "Meh, math is primitive like the rest of this cesspool of a civilization. Barely worthy of Great and Mighty Zim's time." he then turned away and walked away.
Dipper think of something to goad him and then recalled Zim had a big ego and a pride as fragile as glass so he smirk slyly "Oh yeah, sorry for trying to invite you to such primitive game, for interstellar races our primitive games are too much for their superior intellect." He then shrugged nonchalantly.
Zim's head snapped back glaring daggers at the sly smirking Pines and then got closer to Dipper with a long step meanwhile Dib who by now saw what Dipper was doing sniggered a bit.
"You dare to question Zim's intellect!?" the Irken got closer and snarled with an accusing finger pointed at him which was only an inch away from touching his nose.
"I have you know I graduated at the top of the class in strategy Apeling pup! I was so brilliant that even my teacher couldn't comprehend it!"
Sometime back in an Academy on Irk…
Zim hastily uses the big holo-screen of the class that teachers use for showing and demonstrating equations or clips furiously tinkered with her fingers touching the holo-screen.
" -Photonics plus neutronic plant veggie plus dark matter zero zero one can multiplied into antimatter snacks and then directed and redirect in a feed loopback paradox back to the future and the past simultaneously in the minus temperature turned back which in reality is not time travel and added anti-chronitons squeezed together to make the ultimate equation in making the enemy plant frozen and melted at the same time which brings white hole singularity and the birth of a new galaxy with daturgic allergy!"
He finished and showed the board with excitement and expectancy, which for some reason included a planet looking like a swiss cheese, a few flying Snarl Beasts, a nacho with one eye and a top hat and a telescope that was eating itself like the infinity symbol.
Every single student and the teacher just stared gaped at the sheer insanity they saw on the written screen.
Including Zim's fellow classmate Skooge who looked like he was gonna have his brain turned into mush by just trying to comprehend just half of the absurdity and Red and Purple who had their jaws wide open.
"...what…" was all Purple could muster.
Present, 23:49….
Mabel was sleeping in a separate room since Dipper with Zim and Dib. She was glad that Dipper now has friends, well yes he does have friends but not the type who share his nerd interests like how Grenda and Candy share many of her interests.
Hopefully, this would also decrease the hostility between Dib and Zim and would bloom into friendship.
"RESPECT LORD MOXIWILLIAM AND KISS HIS IRON BOOTS!"
The unmistakable loud declaration of Zim was enough to open her eyes in a snap.
"NEVEEEER! THE INSURGENCY ALLIANCE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO YOUR IRONED RULE NECROMANCER!"
And now it was Dib.
Dib and Zim really needed to learn how to control their volumes as she thought irritatedly.
"THAT'S LORD KING NECROMANCER MOXIWILLIAM TO YOU PEASANT LOW CLASS!"
"TELL THAT TO MY FROSTBITE ATTACK!" Dib throws his dice for a magic attack.
"PREPARE YOUR SOUL BLADDER FOR AN IMMINENT RELEASE!" Zim throws his dice as well.
It seems they are enjoying D More D a bit too much as they are now channeling their intensity in this game becoming very immersed in the game to the point that it was near midnight and they haven't lost their energy not even a bit.
Dipper during all of this looked a mixture of apprehension and amusement seeing as Dib and Zim were taking the game too seriously.
This was somehow the best and worst idea he ever had and whatever this would result in, he was sure it would not be dull at all.
In the outside of the Shack, Mabel grumbled as even moving away in outside to sleep she could still hear Dib and Zim overdramatic nerd fight, she did not even care that there was a wolf biting on her leg as of currently.
"I'm starting to see why Dipper hated my sleepovers." she pouted with herself with her arms locked at the ironic twist of fate.