Serbia stands writing something on a piece of paper. Croatia tiptoes and observes what she is doing over her shoulder. He scoffs. "You actually translate foreign names phonetically?"
"Yes" she says surprised.
Croatia turns his nose up. "That's a bit rude, don't you think?"
She crosses her arms and adds: "Okay...And how am I supposed to do it then?"
"Well, you should write it as it is written", he says pointing up as the names of EU and US dignitaries appear next to him in bold font.
"That way you show respect to the people whose language you are translating."
Serbia folds her documents and nods impressed. "Wow, China's gonna love you."
Croatia blinks baffled. "Pardon?"
"Yeah...he loves his characters. All 100 000 or more."
"100 000" he repeats terrified.
"Or more" she adds and pats him on the shoulder as his jaw swings open. "Good luck learning those" she says and walks away as he is left petrified.