Serbia sits on her cube slab in her fabulous attire, slouched and bored. Her assistant was kind enough to bring her a TV with cable. As she is flipping through channels she sees a rerun of last years Eurovision. Her assistant arrives shortly and turns her head to the TV. "Watching Constracta again. That was a surprise entrance, if I ever saw one" the human girl adds, writing something in her notes.
"Yeah. Too bad the audience clapped during her performance. It ruined some of the magic" Serbia says, still watching.
"Did you like any of the other entries. A ballad maybe?" the assistant asks.
She scoffs back. "You know me and ballads. It's not enough for it to be 'oh I'm sad'. I need something more. Something extra to make it stand out from being boring background music... Although Poland's entry was not bad."
"Really?" the assistant raises her eyebrow.
The beautiful girl shrugs. "It appealed to the Slav in me."
"Okay" the secretary says slowly. "Is there a popular song you liked?"
"Nothing that lingered on" she mutters bored. "Too bad the show got so political. Why does everything have to be so political these days? Can't I watch my entertainment content in peace?
The assistant sighs, feeling the same. "I know. It appears that due to a lack in enormous military fronts and tactical battles, the people in charge have no other choice but to use every little competition as a d*ck-measuring contest" she adds bitter.
"Everything" the laid-back Serbia inquires intrigued.
"Apparently so."
The dolled-up woman straightens up and focuses all her attention towards the assistant. "Even what we are doing here now?" she utters hopeful.
The assistant looks around awkward. "You mean..." she says scribbling something in her notes.
"Yes!"
"I guess" the human says cautiously.
The nation's lips widen, showing rows of pearly white teeth. She starts to chuckle with her chest moving up and down. Pretty soon her laugh turns maniacal, making the villain lightning burst in the back.
The assistant gulps. "Alright...if that is all, I will be going now. Goodbye!" she bolts as the gorgeously done up nation continues to laugh maniacally.