One Helluva'N Unexpected Guardian
This is a work of Fan fiction. All of the original characters, organizations, techniques, and events portrayed in this fictional literature are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictionally. Though the majority of the events and most characters take place in and are a part of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss or any other manga or stories. I do have ownership of the techniques, the originality of this plot, the story I created and some others things in this story. But the elements from manga artist, etc I do not own.
Jutsu, Japanese translation: Iaijutsu: Itto no Hissatsu (Iai Technique: Certain Death in a Single Stroke)
Normal speech: I hate paperwork. I bet Sarutobi retired just to escape this.
Demon/Summon or Fusion speech: Finally, I am free!
Human Thinking: Oh, no you're not!
Demon/Summon: Shit! I don't wanna go back! Old man save me!
Summary: Extermination Day was Adam's favourite day of the year. A time when he and his exterminators came down and showed everyone in Pride who the top dog was! Had Adam known what was going to unfold on this particular day, he'd have stayed in Heaven. Hell has its own top dog and Heaven's army didn't count on the humiliation they'd endure. Nor the chaos to unfold from then on.
Prologue
Dying was...painful, to say the least.
But then, getting hit by that crazy bitch Kaguya's weird bone technique while having super regeneration would do that. Naruto had sensed the last ditched attack as he and Sasuke were sealing her from a mile away thanks to his sensory ability being enhanced by the newly acquired powers from Old Man Sage. Naruto knew getting hit by those things was a one-way trip to pain and misery, and death.
Sasuke, however, hadn't been fast enough and Naruto had to save his ass, once again.
And this was the cost.
"Can't you do anything?" Naruto heard Sakura cry. His female teammate had tried and failed to the point of exhaustion to get him better.
"I'm doing everything I can!" was Tsunade-baachan's reply. Her tone was filled with worry.
"Tsunade," Naruto heard Konoha's Nidaime Hokage - man talk about weird - speaking to his granddaughter, "There's nothing left to be done."
Naruto wasn't one to normally throw in the towel, he was the last one to do so, but even he knew his luck had unfortunately run out. Kaguya's Ash Killing Bones or whatever the hell Kurama called it, lived up to its name, unlike most other certain kill techniques. His healing powers were in hyper overdrive: healing, repairing and replacing missing limbs just as quickly as they were disintegrating.
He was basically just delaying the inevitable at this point.
"I-is there nothing to ...to be done?" Naruto heard Hinata's quivering voice cry.
"'Fraid not," spoke Senju Hashirama, "This technique is destroying everything on a cellular level and spreading everywhere and replicating too quickly. Even after putting my blood in him all we've done is extend his suffering. It's a miracle he's lasted this long."
His blood? When did that hap...Oh, right, when he passed out, Naruto recalled. The Fourth Shinobi World War had ended four days ago Naruto remembered.
"S-sasu-ke?"
"Naruto/Naruto-kun!" various voices spoke simultaneously.
"Keep working!" Tsunade's tired voice barked.
"Wh-ere ...he?" God he felt tired.
"Sasuke-kun is...He's-"
"Resting," spoke Kakashi, "He's resting, Naruto."
Naruto smiled. He knew a lie when he heard one, but Naruto couldn't let them know he knew. He'd give them some semblance of peace by believing them. So, Sasuke kicked the bucket.
"'Fraid so, kid."
"Kurama? What happened?"
"The Uchiha brat got nicked by a bone. That's all it takes. Makes you feel better, it was quick."
It did and didn't actually. Sasuke being dead was more than upsetting, especially after all the time and effort to get his friend back, but better that his death was quick and painless than what Naruto was currently experiencing. The blond was under no illusion to know he wasn't gonna make it. Well, at least he'd get to spend time with his parents and Ero-sennin. Heh, even Asuma-sensei and Jiji, too. Just thinking of that had Naruto feel a profound sense of relief. But he also didn't want to leave his friend behind either.
"They'll be fine, brat," spoke Kurama, "I'll look after 'em."
"Promise not to eat them?"
"...So long as they don't deserve it."
Naruto laughed one final time before light overcame his vision. Well, Naruto guessed it was time then.
Slap!
"Hey!" who slapped his ass!
Naruto was confused by the wail that escaped his throat. Why was his voice different?
"Congratulations! It's a boy!"
"Hey, there. Cute little guy aren't ya? I guess, I'm your mom," Naruto heard laughing.
...Say what now?!
(Happy Hotel; Many Years Later)
"And what can you do my fine effeminate fellow?"
"I can suck your dick!"
"…Hah! No!"
"Your loss."
"Doubt it," from what Vaggie knew, the infamous overlord was never shown or rumoured to have any desire that involved pleasures of the flesh... unless it involved eating or ripping demons apart, of course.
"Well, this just won't do!" Alastor suddenly declared, "I suppose I can cash in a few favours to liven things up!"
With a snap of his fingers, Alastor repaired the fireplace in the lobby and from the flu out came a small, blackened, humanoid shape, with one big eye, that the infamous overlord held up for all to see. With a poof, the soot that covered them disappeared to reveal a red-haired maid.
"This little darlin' is Niffty!" Alastor revealed.
"Hi, I'm Niffty!" greeted the little demon.
Sooner afterwards the group was then acquainted with Husk, who did not like being summoned – especially since he was about to win a shit ton of cash - despite being put in charge of one of the few things he enjoyed in his miserable life, and being paid with his favorite thing: cheap booze. Vaggie had immediately been displeased with the new bar addition; Angel was not; Charlie was just happy to have new people joining the team.
"And last but not least!"
Here a fiery pentagram formed in the middle of the lobby and everyone watched as a figure enveloped in flames formed, blood red eyes pierced through the flames that left Charlie, Vaggie and Angel Dust unnerved.
And then they weren't when the flames died down to reveal a dark-orange vulpine-like hellhound with black markings that stretched from his eyes to his ears and other parts of his body such as his shoulders and arms. His clothing consisted of a black short-sleeved haori with crimson flames on its edges, he was shirtless underneath which showed off his very well-defined abdominal muscles, and he wore a pair of black pants, and bandages were wrapped around his feet. Unlike most hellhounds, his legs were plantigrade instead of digitigrade, an uncommon but not unheard of trait.
The hellhound was slurping from a very large bowl containing ramen, a few other bowls were stacked on his left and right. Finally opening his eyes and noticing the change in scenery, the foxlike hellhound swallowed the rest of his noodles. The group realized his eyes were an ocean blue in contrast to the red, white or yellow eyes hellhounds were known for.
"The hell? Wher-HEY! I had five more bowls coming!" he declared.
"Ah, Naruto, my boy!"
"YOU!"
Alastor quickly darted out of the way as the hellhound pounced on his previous location, "Now, now! There's no need for violence, dear lad!"
"Screw that!" Naruto grabbed a nearby couch and tossed it at the overlord, which was easily caught by a dark, eldritch tentacle Alastor summoned. Now standing, Charlie noted he was nearly the same height as herself, if not shorter by an inch, an inch and a half at most, "Do you have any idea how long it took me to get that reservation?! Hell! Of the shit I went through after you were gone?!"
"Hmm, possibly!"
"The headaches I had to endure! The people I had to kill to keep your territories in check! I can only do so much by myself, dattebayo! And Rosie has her own territories to look after," some of which had to be sacrificed since he couldn't be everywhere at once.
God, he missed being able to make Shadow Clones.
"Datteby what?" Charlie asked Vaggie; her girlfriend shrugged.
"It's this weird fucking tic of his," Husk told the two.
"Husk? You're here too...Wait, who else-"
"Naruto!" a demented voice cackled.
"Oh, no, not you!" Naruto jumped a good ten feet as the little demon rushed to grab him.
The first time he allowed Niffty to do so was many years ago, the man-crazed cyclops had dry-humped his leg for over an hour. He almost had to cut off his leg to get her off. And that was the least of his worries. Naruto sometimes found her in his bed just staring at him, while he slept. And she liked collecting any of his discarded hairs, while other times she pulled it directly off him. He had been wary of Niffty ever since.
"Here doggie, doggie, doggie!" Niffty grinned savagely.
"Keep that gremlin away from me!" Naruto hid behind Charlie and Vaggie, "And for the last time, I'm a fox!"
"You sure are," Niffty licked her lips.
"Hah! You walked into that one, kid," Husk snorted.
"Shaddup!"
"Hello!" Charlie interjected with a smile.
"Hey," Naruto's eyes never left Niffty as he greeted the Princess of Hell.
"I'm Charlie!"
"Naruto. Nice meeting ya," again, his eyes never left Niffty, "Hey, wait, aren't you the princess?"
"Yup!"
"Huh," not what Naruto expected, "And who's this?"
"Vaggie," was Vaggie's half-hearted greeting. Her face was scrunched up. She could swear she heard Naruto's name before.
Naruto repeated the greeting but then saw something that caught his eye, "That a holy spear?"
"Don't even think about it!" Vaggie pointed the weapon at him. Angelic weapons were worth a lot on the black markets of Hell and more than once had someone tried taking her weapon from her.
None survived.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you~" Alastor sang with a grin.
"Why? WAAHHH!"
Crash!
"Must I elaborate further?" Alastor laughed as Vaggie pulled herself out of the hallway vanity.
"What the Hell!?" Vaggie shouted.
"Grrrr!"
"You'll have to forgive him, my dear. Naruto greatly dislikes having a weapon pointed at his face," and given they were in Hell there were those who actually did like it.
Naruto wasn't one of them.
"Did he have to toss me?"
"Beforehand he would have ripped you apart," Alastor countered.
"Consider it a warning. By the way," Naruto tossed something at Vaggie, "Believe that's yours."
"Mine? What are you...ARE THESE FUCKING PANTIES!?"
"...Maybe," Naruto grinned. A sudden cold chill down below had Vaggie turning even redder.
"OH, YOU ARE SO...wait, these aren't mine," Vaggie just realized. They did look familiar though.
"Huh? Oh, whoops, sorry. Those are hers. These are yours."
"What?!" sure enough, Charlie blushed with embarrassment as the panties Vaggie held were, indeed, the undergarments she put on this morning. Correction, formerly wearing.
Vaggie's vision turned red when her mind registered what had transpired. Naruto made a very angry enemy. Only Vaggie took off Charlie's underwear while the Princess of Hell still wore them!
"How the Hell did you do that? I'm wearing pants!" Vaggie wore a skirt so that was understandable.
"A magician never reveals his secrets," Naruto grinned as he twirled around a white bra with his finger, one Charlie instantly recognized.
Vaggie's vision somehow turned even redder.
"By the way, what kind of grown-ass woman wears pinky bear and rainbow underwear?" okay, maybe not grown-up compared to others in Hell, but from what he recalled the Princess of Hell was almost two centuries old.
Charlie was scarlet with embarrassment, on multiple fronts, as she grabbed her bra from his hands. And she thought her ex-boyfriend Seviathan had been bad.
"Hold it! Orange fox-like hellhound, unreal pilfering abilities, ramen lover, a freaking pervert...Oh, Hell no! You're the Crimson Paw!"
"Ahhh! I hate that name!" it made absolutely no sense! His fur's orange. Orange! Not crimson, but orange! Were people colour-blind? Though he had to admit, the Orange Paw didn't sound anywhere near as good.
"...The who?" Angel Dust asked.
"Okay, that's it! Remind me to give you a history lesson on Hell!"
"Pass!" Angel didn't do politics. And history was just an even more boring subject.
"Ugh! He's a master thief! And a damn good one, too! And an underlord," Vaggie explained.
"A what?"
"It's a step below overlord. Though it's not officially recognized as part of the Hell hierarchy. They're very strong sinners but not strong enough to cross the overlord threshold," basically it was a term used to describe an overlord who had power, influence and territory but their hold on them wasn't the greatest.
Most importantly, they had nowhere as many souls to their name either. Though there were exceptions to the rules, it was unofficially expected for a demon to have at least one hundred thousand souls to their name in order to be considered an overlord, though that was considered the bare minimum so they were pretty much seen as the bottom of the barrel. The Vees by contrast owned millions of souls, hellborn and sinner alike. The more souls to their names, the more powerful they became.
"I'm not an overlord, okay! I just kept an eye out on Alastor's territories as a favour to him. I don't need, nor want that kind of hassle! Second, I only steal when I'm bored...or if someone pisses me off...Or I need to unwind...Or if I'm out of ramen...Did I say bored?"
"You did," Charlie confirmed.
"Okay, then. Besides, I mostly steal from rich fucks with holier than thou sticks up their asses," and mobsters and other criminals or evil shits but the less anyone knew about that the better.
"And prank them in the process," Vagatha added, though she did acknowledge that he mostly stole from douche-bags, as he liked to call them.
"Well, sure. They don't call me the Legendary Prank King for nothing."
"Prank King!" Angel Dust exclaimed. Now that was a name he did recognize, "Shit. Better not let Vees know yer here."
"Hey, that giant moth douche-bag had it coming" Naruto defended. And Valentino did given how he treated those he owned or those that caught his interest. Naruto had caught his interest and Valentino hadn't taken no for an answer all that well. Naruto stole some of his weapons in retaliation. And added an intense itching powder to his toys. In hindsight, it only made the situation worse.
"Don't deny that but what about Vox and Vel?" all Angel heard was that they were looking for him, but not the why.
"Vox had it coming cuz he's flooding the TV channels and markets with a shit ton of useless crap. Seriously, what kind of TV show is Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What? And who makes peep drones!?" it was nothing more than pure shit! Naruto had downloaded a bunch things to the TV Demon's system that it caused him to crash and reboot several times unexpectedly for a week.
Alastor was so proud.
"And Vel?"
"Oh, she just wants me as her fashion model and personal booty call."
"Vel wants to sleep with you?" that was new. The model aspect Angel Dust could understand, Naruto had a pretty good body, but out of all three, Velvette never showed any desire for sex as far as the famous porn star could recall.
"She really likes what I can do with my tongue, apparently," Naruto explained.
Angel Dust quickly understood the implication of that statement, "You've slept with Vel!"
"Not one of my better moments, I'll admit. Still can't remember how it happened really," all he did remember was waking up naked in a bed alongside an equally naked and apparently very satisfied Velvette...and taking her again that same morning. She'd been after him ever since.
"Were ya drunk?"
"Can't get drunk," and it was true. Which only raised further questions.
"Drugged?"
Naruto frowned. While it was unlikely given his abilities and lineage, it wasn't impossible. But Naruto hadn't felt any of the side effects of being drugged when he had woken up at the time.
"Crazy horny Vee aside, weren't you rumoured to have stolen Lucifer's cane and hat," Vaggie frowned.
"I put 'em back," Naruto admitted.
"That was you?!" Charlie was wide-eyed. Sure, her father had more than one, but apparently he had favorites.
"Eh, I was bored!" Naruto admitted, "And I wanted to see if I could pull it off. It was really disappointing, to be honest," Naruto had expected a challenge. It was more or less like stealing candy from a sleeping baby. Naruto still wondered why the King of Hell had a room full of yellow rubber ducks. A part of him also didn't want to know either.
"You stole from the Big Dick himself!?" Angel Dust's mouth was agape, "Ya gotta be packin' some heavy brass if ya pulled dat."
"Well, I don't like to brag-"
"He's as big as a horse!" Niffty lustfully grinned.
"A fact I really wish you didn't know," Naruto groused. Niffty exaggerated but he was blessed nonetheless. Naruto was certain it was just another reason why the man-crazed demon and Velvette were after him.
"Oh, baby, momma likey," Angel purred, he could understand why Velvette was after him.
"...Great! Now there's three of 'em!" perfect, just perfect, Naruto's eye twitched. Well, at least they weren't as bad as some succubus and incubus he knew. Those guys were sex freaks! Sweet lays - the succubus, he meant - but freaks nonetheless.
"Why is he here anyway?" Vaggie finally managed to ask. With Niffty Vaggie could understand since the small cyclops was a maid and quick to clean things up; Husk, though she didn't approve of it, was managing the bar. But what did Naruto bring to the table? All she saw was a perverted kleptomaniac.
"Protection my dear! Every hotel requires security to keep the riff-raff away!"
"Alastor, love the enthusiasm and support, I really do! But ...um... Hotel security is Vaggie's responsibility," Charlie pointed out, and Charlie was in no way shape or form gonna replace her girlfriend.
"Two are better than one, my dear, and who better to guard than an accomplished demon such as this stripping hellhound specimen! Besides, our darling Vagatha will need assistance once more wayward souls come our way," Alastor grinned even more.
Vaggie saw the shift in Charlie's face and knew her girlfriend had fallen for the ploy hook, line, and sinker. However, a quick look at her girlfriend had Charlie hesitating, "Well, I don't know. I mean, extra security would be nice-"
"Uh, hello? Don't I get a say in this?" Naruto deadpanned, "I have a life my own, ya know?"
"I'll also take back my old responsibilities, and throw in some ramen from the Gluttony Ring," Alastor sweetened the pot.
"Uzumaki Naruto reporting for duty!" grinned the fox, ramen from the Gluttony Ring was expensive and hard to come by in the Pride Ring, and as a demon at the lower end of the hierarchy he was considered 'lucky' to even see it, despite the Queen Bee's soft spot for hellhounds, "So, Alastor-aniki, what did you rope me into this time?"
"Aniki?" Charlie asked, unfamiliar with the term.
"Means big brother," Husk explained, he understood Japanese.
"He's your brother!?" Vaggie exclaimed. When the Hell did that happen?
"Brother as in a form of endearment, not blood," Naruto elaborated, though Alastor did have certain particularities he didn't care for.
"Yeah, that only adds even more questions," Vaggie deadpanned and an announcement suddenly began before she could ask anything else.
"We interrupt this program for an emergency broadcast. FUCKING LISTEN YOU SHITS!" the TV suddenly blared to life.
"Good day, folks! I'm Katie Killjoy!" Charlie glared at the woman but smiled when she noticed the black eye and bruised cheek under her makeup.
"And I'm Tom Trench!" the co-anchor was still showing signs of burns from being on fire from earlier.
"Well, folks, it's that time again: Extermination Day!"
"Oh, fuck me," Angel Dust cursed.
"Relax, you're with the Princess of Hell, and indoors. And there's not enough of us here to grab the exterminators' attention," Vaggie reassured him.
"I'd feel safer if dis place had a bunker," unlike the tower used by the Vees that was built to withstand angelic attacks, Angel could tell this hotel was a small breeze away from keeling over.
"Grrrr."
"Uh, wat's with foxy?" Angel pointed at Naruto, the hellhound looked feral and was practically oozing bloodlust.
"Our little hound has quite the dislike for exterminators," Alastor patted Naruto's head, the hand was batted away.
"They almost killed a friend of mine last time," Naruto snarled as he recalled how they killed several others such as Crymini and JayJay over the years, "and they weren't even a sinner."
Charlie looked sad, but it wasn't news to her either. It wasn't unheard of for the odd hellborn to be killed alongside sinners on this day. Not that her dad cared anyway. Lucifer had stopped caring quite some time ago. Even more so when he and Lilith separated.
"Well, my boy. Ready to let off steam?"
Naruto's grin was absolutely feral and downright sinister.
"Say what now?" Vaggied asked.
"How much power do you think you'll require?" Alastor ignored her.
"Probably only four tails worth," Naruto told him. Any more at the present moment and he'd risk giving in to his more menacing urges.
"Oh-ho! You've improved since I've been gone," Alastor laughed and everyone watched as the markings on Naruto's throat turned into the kanji that symbolized the number four.
"Uh, hello? What's happening?"
Everyone watched as the hellhound became coated in a dark orange/red energy that left them more than a bit unnerved; especially for how dark it felt. It was nowhere as bad as her father or any of the Sins, Charlie noted, but it did match that of many overlords she had encountered over the years. Just as quick as it appeared did the feeling subside.
"Well then, go get them, my boy!"
Naruto didn't have to be told twice as he took off like a shot.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU JUST SENT HIM TO HIS DEATH!" Vaggie couldn't believe Alastor did that…actually, no, she could believe he did that. The Radio Demon had a dark reputation.
"Oh, he'll be fine. A few cuts here and there maybe, but he'll recover quickly enough," Alastor waved her off.
"FINE!? YOU THINK HE'LL BE FINE!? THAT'S OVER A THOUSAND EXTERMINATORS, SHIT ASS," Vaggie pointed out at the Heavenly Gate, the flock – more like a murder really - of cruel, dark-garbed angels looked like a horde of locusts as they descended from the skies.
"Pft. Trust me, that kid will be fine," Husk chuckled.
"Naruto's a bad boy!" Niffty gushed.
"...I'm missing something here, aren't I?" Vaggie asked.
Alastor cackled as he prepared for the entertainment to take place, "Popcorn?"
(Hours Later)
Today was a day of celebration and relaxation. A day when the angels of Heaven came down to Hell to slaughter the cunts known as sinners. A day where the wicked got their just deserts and a reminder to all that Heaven was the top dog in all of existence. A day Adam and countless others greatly enjoyed. And the one with the highest kill count, other than Adam himself, got a gift card for any shop in Heaven. But only at participating stores! It was an awesome day, a fan-fucking-tastic day!
Or at least, it was supposed to be
"The fuck is going on?" Adam asked his lieutenant, Lute for short. Adam never bothered learning her real name.
"I don't know, sir!" what she did know was rather embarrassing for the exterminators as a whole.
Adam frowned and snarled. Everything started out fine for the first hour or so. He and his bitches came down to this cesspool, killed some demonic cunts, as per uge, and then it all went to shit. The only upside was that none of his exterminators were killed. Humiliated? Yeah! Bruised? Yep! But killed? Nope!
It began with one exterminator squad being found stuck to a wall and covered in a white sticky substance. Adam had initially thought they had gotten splooged on by a demon but it turned out to be some form of superglue. Took them half an hour before another squad cut their losses on getting them out before Adam ordered the wall cut and had them taken back home while they were still stuck to it.
Another squad was found using their own weapons to scratch away the intense itch they were experiencing. Most had cut themselves pretty damn badly, one had nearly cut off her wing, and another pretty much clawed off her clothes. Fortunately, she was busty so Adam let it slide. After they were done with that group, and some not-so-discreet pictures of the busty exterminator - Adam made a note to give her a call later - the First Man ordered Lute to have the rest of the exterminators on alert.
It did nothing and the series of unfortunate but hilarious events continued. One squad was found shitting themselves, another squad was high off their rocker, two squads were found drunk off their asses, two were sleeping of all things, and another three were having a make-out session and getting all more than a bit handsy on one another until it turned into a full blown-out lesbian orgy. Adam loved that last one. It had taken Lute an hour to convince him to leave. He only left after he ordered an exterminator to record the ongoing development. Especially the busty ones.
The most unlucky squad was the appropriately named Angel Centipede squad. Only these angels had their heads literally shoved up each others' asses. That squad would need to shower for weeks and their uniforms burned.
And now he was dealing with the current squad.
"Uh, not that I'm not digging the look, but where the fuck are your uniforms?" Adam asked in a serious tone, while his phone camera took pictures.
"That's what we wanna know!" exclaimed a very embarrassed exterminator, clad in only her bra and panties and the standard LED mask. She was one of the more fortunate ones. Some were completely nude and used their arms and wings as covers. Adam was disappointed. Not a single busty angel in the group. Some nice asses, but he was a tits man.
"Where are your weapons?" Lute remarked that some lacked their angelic armaments.
"Where do you think, genius?! With our fucking clothes!"
"She's got ya there, Lute. Dumb fucking question," Adam agreed.
Lute's eye began to twitch. This could not get any more embarrassing for them.
"Uh, Lutey?"
"What?"
"Where are your pants...and underwear?" huh, she shaved down there.
"What?! AHHHH! The fuck!?" Lute covered herself. It still begged the question: where were her pants? They were there a second ago! And as she looked around, Lute saw something else.
"Um, sir?"
"What?" the exterminator pointed up and everyone saw themselves on a giant screen in the current predicament.
"Ha! Oh, that's freakin' hilarious...what the-HEY! I DO NOT LIKE GETTING PEGGED!" Adam exclaimed as a message moved across the screen. Followed by an anime version of him getting pegged by fellow angels.
"You have to admit, they did a good job capturing your likeness, sir," spoke an exterminator. She was vaporized a second later. Had she been busty he might have let it slide.
"Anyone else have a smartass comment to make despite how accurate it was!?" Adam asked, his finger smoking like the barrel of a recently fired gun.
...
"That's what I thought."
Whir.
Whir.
Whir.
"...The fuck? Is that a phone?"
"Not mine."
"Not mine."
"Hey, is that the IHeaven 15?! How'd you get that?"
"I have a life outside the exterminators, ya know."
"You lucky bitch!"
"It's coming from that dumpster!"
"SHIT!"
Adam watched as a gray and white-furred wolf-like demon, likely a hellhound, bolted from the dumpster, but slipped on some garbage and crashed head-first into a wall. The impact left her in a daze and sprawling on the ground.
"Well, looky here bitches! Fresh meat!" Adam grinned while the hellborn found herself surrounded by exterminators.
"...Why the fuck are most of you naked?"
None of the naked or nearly naked exterminators looked amused. Well, at least the demon had her last words.
Splat!
"Ah! The fuck? What's...IS THIS SHIT!?" Adam shouted.
Whistle!
Adam and his exterminators turned around and saw a fox-like hellhound waving and smiling cheekily at them, "Over here, ya overgrown turkeys!"
They took the bait and ran after him, while the female hellhound ran in the opposite direction a few minutes later once the world stopped spinning and she was certain the exterminators were no longer nearby. As she made her way out of the alleyway, she suddenly found herself snagged and her muzzle covered as she was pulled into a building. Her heart was going a hundred miles an hour as she struggled against the physically superior assailant.
"Shhh," said the one who held her. The hellhound looked at him with narrowed eyes that turned wide-eyed as she recognized him.
"Stay down, stay hidden," she heard him order before he released her and took off.
All the female hellhound could hear was her heartbeat going faster than before, even as she heard Naruto shout, 'Over here ya fucks!' and looked on through a crack as the fox-like hellhound took off away from the building she hid in whilst the exterminators gave chase.
Whir.
"Fuck!" the hellhound cursed, "Blitzø! The fuck is wrong with you!"
"Loonie! Oh, thank Satan you're okay."
"Yeah, no thanks to you! You almost got me killed, asshole!"
"Where are-"
"Look, I can't talk! I'm surrounded by exterminators right now. Text me only! No calls!" Loona hung up and then changed the settings on her phone so no noise would come from it. Of all the things to happen to her today, this was furthest from what she had in mind. Stupid landlady. It was her fault she was in this predicament anyway.
(Imp City, Minutes Before Extermination Day Began)
"Satan fucking damn it! Why are we not getting any clients?!"
"We had some last week but you turned them all away, sir," Moxxie looked up from cleaning his gun.
"Hey, I did that because I was doing other important things that week!"
"Last week all you did was watch those stupid My Little Pony marathons back to back!" how Hell was able to get that damn show remained unknown; much like Blitzø's weird love/obsession with equine creatures and anything associated with them was unknown.
"DON'T YOU DARE BAD MOUTH MY LITTLE PONY!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"What's with her? I mean, more than usual," Moxxie asked.
"Period."
"ARRRGGGHHH!"
"Oh, great, now Loonie's upset! Nice going Moxxie!"
"How is that my fault!?"
"Satan's left nut sack, Moxxie, use that wet brain of yours! Why do I have to explain everything, you baby-dicked brain-dead slug!"
"Sir, first you tell me to use my brain, now you're calling me brain dead. Which is it?"
"…Fuck you," was Blitzø's response.
"Don't y'all think yer taking this a bit much, Blitzø?" Millie defended her husband.
"What do you mean? I'm holding back?" Blitzø revealed.
"You called me brain-dead and stupid! How's that holding back?"
"I could have called you a piss poor assassin who's such a pussy he lets his wife peg him in the hopes of getting pregnant."
"…I genuinely have no idea how to process that," a stunned Moxxie told everyone.
"Someone clearly needs to go to Oz."
"Where?" Millie asked.
"Oh, for fuck sakes!" didn't anyone understand his references?
"Besides, I peg him because I know he likes it!" Millie admitted.
"WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?!"
"Ha! I knew it!"
"Un-know it!" Moxxie shouted.
"Ha! Good luck with that!" once again, Moxxie was suppressing the urge to-
Before anything else could be said or done, the members of I.M.P. heard the telltale sound of every sinners dread: Extermination Day had begun.
"What the hell? Extermination Day isn't until…Well, shit, so much for business," Blitzø groaned as he realized it was indeed the most unholy of days. And watched as the building went into lockdown.
"That's new," Millie noted.
"Yeah, bitch of a landlord had it installed during some renos a few months ago," Blitzø didn't blame her given the building had the unfortunate habit of being targeted and damaged in some way shape or form.
One would think it would be unnecessary given the angelic army was meant to target sinners only, but then a dead hellborn here or there during the Purge wasn't unheard of either. The exterminators didn't give a shit one way or another. Not that Lucifer really gave a shit either given the ratio of hellborn killed compared to sinners were usually on the lowest end of the spectrum.
And since their clients were mostly sinners it meant business would be even slower after Extermination Day was over. And the rent was due next week; Blitzø knew he was short.
"Great, I gotta get that bitch of a landlord off again to make up for it," Blitzø liked avoiding it if he could. His unfortunate but necessary transaction with Stolas had made him weary of such deals given they tended to bite him in the ass.
"So, what now?" Millie asked.
"Strip poker?" Blitzø beamed.
"For the 127th time: NO!" Moxxie shouted. He and Millie were into a lot of things but there was no way in Hell, Heaven or Earth that the former mafia imp would participate in a threesome with his boss. Because Moxxie knew that's what the card game's intent was. And Blitzø cheated at card games.
"Prude!"
"Deviant!"
"Pot meet kettle, peg-bitch!" Moxxie was very tempted to shoot his employer then and there for that comment.
Fate pushed those plans aside for another day.
"Uh, fellas…Where's Loona?" Millie wondered.
Sure enough, the two male imps looked at the desk that a bored Loona would usually be sitting at, her face more or less plastered to her hellphone, and noticed she was absent.
"Loona? Loonie, sweetie?!" Blitzø called out but got no response, which wasn't uncommon, "Loona where are you?!"
"You don't think…Oh, crumbs," Moxxie hoped he was wrong and didn't want to assume the worst.
"MY BABY!" Blitzø, however, did assume the worst as he tried to exit the secured building, through the window.
Zap!
"YEEEOOOUUUCHH!" an electrified Blitzø slammed back into the wall. Blitzø then tried the door.
Zap!
The same turn of events occurred once again when he tried the vents. Blitzø realized it was tighter than expected, and not in a good way; Blitzø surmised only the property owner could disable it, and she was likely already in her bunker.
"Uh, why don't you try calling her?" Millie knew Loona didn't go anywhere without her phone.
Blitzø didn't bother with any smartass comment and merely called his adopted daughter, "Come on, come on, come on…PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!"
"THE FUCK BLITZØ!" Loona chose that time to answer it.
"Oh, thank Satan," Blitzø praised, "Where are you? Are you hurt?!"
"Oh, for fuck sakes, I'm outside having a smoke and listening to music. Don't get your panties in a twist," the hellhound revealed.
"FUCK!" Blitzø dropped the phone as he tried once more to leave the building. And the process repeated itself.
"Loona!"
"What do you want, Fatty?" Moxxie felt his eye twitch but ignored it given the urgency of the situation.
"Extermination Day started!"
"...Haha. Very funny. Don't quit your day job."
"Didn't you see the building go into lockdown?"
"Lockdo-FUCK! LET ME IN!" Loona shouted, which was soon followed up by a yelp, "OW!"
"We're tryin' but only the owner has the override!"
"YOU FUCKING TELLING ME I'M FUCKED!?" Loona knew of the bargain Lucifer made but also knew that some exterminators didn't give a flying fuck if one or two hellborn were killed on Extermination Day, "GUYS, THIS ISN'T FUNNY! LET ME IN! PLEASE!"
All three imps could tell she was scared.
"Moxxie, tell Loona to get her furry ass to safety! Find a place to hide. A dumpster, a sewer, fuck even a Howard Johnsons, anywhere that's outta sight and stay there until we can get her back inside!" Moxxie repeated Blitzø's order and hoped for the best.
"Got it!"
"Can't you call Stolas to help?" Millie asked.
"He's in another Ring," normally Stolas being far away from his ass would be a good thing but not in this instance. And once Extermination Day began there was no way in or out of the Pride Ring by any means, even for an Ars Goetia.
(Imp City, Present Time)
And now, here she was at the center of it all, trying her best to survive the remaining nineteen-odd hours, moving from place to place when she felt the exterminators were getting too close for comfort. She honestly believed that moments ago she was about to die and that was all she wrote. Then came a rescuer in the form of a hunky orange fox-like hellhound who was risking his life for hers.
And for the life of her, Loona couldn't figure out why he was doing this. All she could do at the moment, was keep silent and watch the development unfold on her screen thanks to a Vox drone recording everything.
"Ha!" Adam laughed once his axe struck its target. The ground behind the fox was destroyed by the shock-wave, but Adam became confused when he saw the hellhound had blocked his weapon with an arm covered in dark red, flowing energy, "Huh?"
"My turn!"
The fist that struck his chin rattled his brain and Adam didn't have time to register the fact he was airborne before he crashed into the pavement some distance away. The First Man rolled and smacked against the unforgiving concrete before he stopped himself from moving any further. Fury clouded his mind as he gave the order to his army, "RIP 'IM TO PIECES!"
"Uh, sir, we're naked and weaponless, and horny. Can we go home?"
...
"Sir?"
...
"SIR!"
"Huh?" Adam came out of his daze. No one could blame him, the exterminator had some amazing tits, "Oh, uhhhh...What was the question?"
"Can we go home?" another busty naked angel deadpanned.
"Oh, yeah, yeah, you're excused," Adam allowed said group to leave, but made a note to look those two up later, "Anyone else?"
"No, we're good?" "We're good."
"GET 'IM!"
The flock of angels descended on Naruto who charged at them with a grin. One tried smashing him to pieces with a large maul-like warhammer, the weapon shattered upon impact. Normally striking a demon's head with have turned it into pulp, but Naruto didn't do normal.
The angel looked at her destroyed weapon in confusion, which turned into worry once the demon grabbed her arms and spun her around before tossing her into her fellow exterminators and knocking them down like bowling pins.
One went at him with a spear, Naruto pinned it to the ground with his foot and then proceeded to knock her out cold by smashing her head into the concrete.
Another tossed some hatchets that Naruto easily caught, "Aw, thanks! But I didn't get you anything."
The exterminators gave their comrade, who was flushed with embarrassment by her blunder, unimpressed looks.
"Freakin' newb," one exterminator was heard muttering.
"Oh, I know!"
"Waah!" the exterminator suddenly found herself lip-locked.
"Mmmwwaaa!" Naruto released the now hot under-the-collar exterminator who proceeded to sway as hearts danced around her head before she fainted. Demon or not, she couldn't deny Naruto was a good kisser.
"For fuck sakes! There's only one of him and thousands of us! KILL HIM!" Lute ordered.
"Oh, hey, I know you! You're the one that recently shaved down under!"
Many angels who understood the reference snickered at the comment; Lute had never hated a demon more than she did right now.
Until Naruto fished something out of nowhere, "These are yours, right?"
"You wear Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underwear?!" an exterminator exclaimed. Others began to laugh or bite their bottom lip and turned away.
"Oh, God, that's fucking hilarious!" Adam, despite being pissed, couldn't help but guffaw as Lute turned a new shade of scarlet.
"I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR!" she shouted, and then quickly realized what she had just revealed. And judging by the demon's smirk she also realized she had just been played.
"Called it!" exclaimed an exterminator, "You owe me 200 graces!"
"Ah, fuck me!"
"Well, that explains her camel-toeing," another was heard.
Lute stood corrected. She LOATHED this demon.
"FUCKING DIE!" Lute roared. The angel's swings were mad and aggressive and contrasted with her more dignified way of fighting. And it allowed Naruto to easily dodge her strikes.
"Slow!" Naruto taunted at her miss.
"Sloppy!" Naruto ducked from a strike aimed at his head.
"Sad!" Naruto spun away, she missed him by a mile.
The song and dance went on for a few more seconds before Naruto batted Lute's sword when she lunged at him, and then proceeded to bring her in close, "You know, you guys really aren't living up to your rep."
"RAAAAWOOAAHHHHH!" Lute's roar turned into screams as Naruto dragged her across the pavement. The angel clawed at him but was tossed at a group of exterminators and left in a tumble of limbs.
"SWARM FORMATION!" Lute ordered from the pile.
The exterminators, clothed and unclothed, formed a large line as they rushed towards Naruto with their weapons raised. Naruto simply charged and when he was only ten feet away from them he sprung his trap, "Tsuga (Passing Fang)!"
The angels watched their prey transform into a tornado that barelled right through them and sent exterminators flying in every direction. Two nake ones crashed into one another and accidentally scissored, which was only made more awkward when the one asked the other if she wanted to go out for dinner afterwards.
Oddly enough, she never said no.
The whirling mass that was Naruto continued to barrel through the exorcists for nearly twenty seconds before he was forced to stop.
"Ughhhh! Note to self: - hurk - more training required!" oh, he felt like throwing up. How the Inuzuka Clan managed this he'd never know. It had taken him months of trial and error to effectively learn that technique. Using it in combat, however, was an entirely different concept.
Naruto's musings were cut short as a rope lassoed around his neck, "Got him!"
More ropes were used to lasso his limbs and prevent him from moving. Each exterminator anchored themselves with the aid of other angels and nearby buildings, and items to ensure he didn't break free. It didn't do them any good, not that they needed to know that. Exterminators descended upon him with the intent to kill, and once they were close enough, Naruto sprung his second trap.
"Futon: Tatsumaki (Wind Release: Dragon Twister)!"
A small but powerful tornado formed around Naruto as he spun, the action reeling in the exterminators too stupid to let go and those too close to avoid being sucked into the whirling winds.
"The fuck! Those are angelic ropes! How the fucking Hell can he use his powers?!" Adam exclaimed, before gagging as a rope lassoed around his neck.
"Oh, no," Adam choked out. He could already tell where this was going: a world of pain.
"Hahahahaha!" Alastor laughed as he, Husk, and Niffty ate popcorn in the lobby. Alastor disliked television, immensely, but in this case, he made an exception as he and everyone in Hell watched the entertainment Naruto brought on.
"What. The. Fuck?!" Vaggie exclaimed.
"How is this possible?! No sinner's that strong," Charlie couldn't keep her eyes off the screen.
"Oh, I never said he was a sinner, my dear," Alastor revealed.
"Okay, then how's a hellhound dat strong?" Angel Dust wasn't the sharpest knife at times, but he knew that hellhounds alongside imps were Hell's bottom-of-the-barrel.
"Quite the unique specimen, isn't he?" Alastor continued to smile.
"Dat didn't answer fuck all," Angel pointed out.
"My good fellow, you're really going to have to do something about that filthy mouth of yours. There are ladies present. Please, kindly tone it down, or kindly say nothing at all!"
Angel wisely chose the latter.
"Ooh, nice tits," Niffty cackled as the drone's lens was suddenly covered by breasts when a naked exterminator crashed into it. She gave all of Hell a good show.
"Gotta admit. They are nice," gay though he was, Angel wasn't blind.
Charlie blushed but couldn't look away, neither could Vaggie; Husk merely drank his booze; Alastor's smile diminished a bit as the breasts blocked everyone's view of the fight.
One thought remained on Angel, Charlie and Vaggie's minds once the camera switched to another drone: Who was this guy?
"Haha! How're my dirty bitches doing?!"
Surprisingly, no one answered the Queen of Gluttony.
"Uh...Hello?" the fuck was going on, she wondered. And from what she could taste every one of them was anxious, nervous, excited and scared, "Tex!"
"Wahh! Bee, hey, girl~"
"...Okay, what the fuck's going on? I mean, I know it's Extermination Day and all but what gives? What's with 'em?"
And by them, she meant the rest of the hellhounds in her home.
Tex sighed, "Well, you're gonna find out sooner or later. Just...don't be mad."
"...Yeah, I can't make that promise," Bee told her boyfriend as she took his offered phone.
"Three, two-"
"THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!"
The explosive shout was heard throughout all of Gluttony.
"Kyahahahaha!"
Velvette was enjoying this immensely as she and her partners watched the exterminators face the greatest humiliation of their lives. Her media account was blowing up like never before. She had to keep herself from rubbing one out by how fucking aroused by everything that was transpiring.
Vox and Valentino were torn between pissed and amused given who was showing all of Hell who was boss. Pissed because both had separate beef with the hellhound for his actions against them and amused because, well, the infamous exterminators were being made to look like a joke. Given all of Hell was seeing this through their netwokrs this would only benefit them.
That said.
"That little boy toy of yours is causing quite the uproar, Vel," Vox commented, and messing with the status quo of Hell, too. The Vees were powerful, but even they didn't dare go against Heaven and their army.
Now some bottom-of-the-barrel demon was making them look like a bunch of chumps, and the Vees pussies.
"Well, if he fucks up and gets killed, he'll make a nice coat," Valentino chuckled darkly.
"Hands off! He's mine!" Velvette ordered.
Valentino laughed as red smoke swirled around him, "Not if I get my hands on him first."
Velvette, in retaliation had dangerous looking hashtags and emojis floating around her, "Valentino, I swear if you-"
"Enough," Vox ordered both of them, "Something's happening."
"Fucking die!" Adam threw a car at Naruto but the demon merely bulldozed through it and tossed a car of his own at the leader of the exorcists. Adam reduced it into nothing with a wave of divine energy, but his blocked vision caused him to lose track of his foe.
"Where the fu-AAAAAAHHHHH!"
Adam screamed as the rope around his neck was tugged and the hellhound spun around like an Olympic athlete would during a hammer throw event. Adam was spun, once, twice, thrice, and then finally seven times before he was released high into the air and dizzy as fuck. The First Man's vision was blurry but was able to focus enough to see his opponent was right in front of him with his fist cocked back.
"Oh, fuck me."
Adam's brain bounced, his teeth rattled and his helmet cracked and then shattered as he was sent crashing back down like a meteor on the Heavenly Embassy. Fortunately, it was an incredibly sturdy building, though cracks formed upon impact regardless. Naruto for his part dove like a hawk on his foe and prepared to perform the mother of all drop kicks.
Babump!
"Fuck, not now," Naruto muttered.
Babump! Babump!
Naruto grunted as his form convulsed, a cloak of dark red energy covering him.
Babump! Babump! Babump!
"GOTCHA!" Adam didn't know what was happening but took advantage of his good fortune and blasted a beam of highly concentrated divine energy. The attack struck true and Adam and his fellow angels looked on in satisfaction as the explosion took place.
"FUCK YEAHHH~" Adam sang.
"Oh, dear."
"Oh, shit. He's fucked."
"Is that all you can say?! You sent him to his death! Sure, he put up a fight but his death's on you!"
"Kid ain't dead," Husk told them.
"Are you drunk?!"
"Getting there," Husk answered, "When I said fucked, I meant the overstuffed goose there."
"Are we not watching the same thing?!"
"Oh, silly me. I almost forgot! You might know Naruto's other name," Alastor grinned even more wickedly than before, "It's quite famous really."
"His other name?" Charlie asked.
"RAAAAWWWWRRRRR!"
Everyone but Alastor, Husk and Niffty paled at the savage roar that rocked the Pride Ring.
"The Beast of the Apocalypse, Trihexia," Alastor cackled as the original group of the Happy Hotel paled further.
That said, what followed next was rather disappointing.
The group watched as the dust from the explosion cleared to reveal a giant four-tailed fox the size of a small building crashing down upon the Heavenly Embassy, and reduced it to rubble. Its eyes filled with mad hate, and from its maw came hellfire that burned and reduced all in its path to ash.
Exterminators swarmed the newly transformed demon, many were swatted away like flies, their bodies broken beyond repair, while others became prisoners behind the pearly gates that were its teeth. Ichor flowed from its mouth as it snapped and devoured the closest exorcists. Others tried going for its tails instead, but the appendages proved just as deadly. One swipe from one of them sent forth hurricane-force winds that broke and shattered bones, or razor-sharp blades that sliced and cut angels into pieces.
Adam bombarded the creature with everything he had at a distance. And it looked like it was working if the blood and huge gash on its side was anything to go by. That is until it started to heal at a rapid pace until everything became pristine once more within seconds. It only served to anger the First Man even further.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!" Adam shouted as he swung his axe and unleashed a wave of highly focused divinity upon the monster before him.
The attack struck home but only served to piss off the creature. Adam readied another attack but he and everyone in Hell, the exorcists included, looked on as countless small black and white orbs came from his body before they began to coalesce into an even bigger orb that compacted and reduced in size. Whatever it was, it was dense given the ground beneath the four-tailed fox collapsed in the shape of a crater, and the grin the creature gave off had Adam do something he never did since the start of the first Extermination Day.
"HOLY FUCK! FLY FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES! RETREAT! RETREAT!" Adam was heard ordering on the TV before he and the rest of the angels took off.
"Yonbi ...Imari (Four-Tailed Menacing Ball)!"
All of Hell watched as the beam of destruction that shot from the creature's mouth ended the lives of countless angels before the screen turned static until a message saying 'Technical Difficulties. Please Stand By.' appeared.
The explosion caused the Pride Ring to experience its very first hellshake, and rendered Charlie, Vaggie and Angel Dust speechless.
"So, does he have the job?" Alastor smiled.
"Ow! Careful, will ya!" Naruto groused.
"Quit yer bitchin'. Not my fault you turned yourself into a fucking pincushion," Husk pulled out a broken angelic spear that was in pretty deep. The wound healed but much more slowly compared to his giant form.
"You can still be-YEOW! Niffty!"
"Hehehehaha!" the hellhound looked on as the small demon ran off with a broken spearhead and a large tuff of fur.
"We're gonna need to put a bell on her," Naruto pointed out.
"There. That's the last of them," Husk gave the good news.
"Thanks."
"Okay, quick question: wat the fuck are ya?!" Angel finally asked.
"Trihexia," Vaggie answered with a hint of fear.
"I don't know wat the fuck that means."
"It's a curse," Charlie butted in, "Part legend and truth. When Hell was first created a powerful creature was born when dad unintentionally caused evil to form: Trihexia, the Beast of the Apocalypse. A powerful demon said to be the physical embodiment of all of Hell."
"Woah, woah, woah! Yer saying this guy's as old as Hell itself?"
Charlie shook her head, "Not exactly. Trihexia, the first one, was a mindless entity that had to be put down by my parents and the Seven Sins. For all the good it did. Ever since its first defeat, Trihexia's been reborn every few millennia as a hellborn. No one knows who it is or why it comes back. Just that once its power becomes too much for the demon it finally goes on a rampage."
"Quite right, my dear. However, as you can see, our dear hellhound, unlike those unfortunate souls cursed with such power, somehow found a way to control it while the rest never could. Which is why he'll make the perfect bodyguard for this place."
"Are you insane?! Heh, you honestly think Lucifer would allow him near his daughter?"
"Vaggie-" Charlie was cut off by Alastor before she could continue.
"Oh, the King of Hell knows, my dear Vagatha. He knows who he is indeed. Knew him since the day he was born," Alastor grinned.
"Bullshit! Why would the King of Hell be protecting him?"
Before he could answer a series of knocks were heard banging at the entrance of the hotel.
"Where is he?! Where is that little shit?!"
"Oh, no," Naruto whimpered.
"Let me guess: ex?" Angel Dust snarked.
"Worse," the fox squeaked.
"Girlfriend?"
"No!"
WHAM!
From the Happy Hotel's entrance stood a fox-like woman with four arms, two insect wings, hair and a tail that flowed and changed colour like a lava lamp and sported a bad girl outfit.
She was someone Charlie instantly recognized. And why not? This was the Queen Bee, the Prince of the Third Hell, the Sin of Gluttony herself, Beelzebub.
Or as Charlie liked to call her, "Auntie Bee?!"
"Charlie? Hey, how's my helldaughter doing?" asked the Sin.
"Helldaughter?" Angel asked.
"Hell's version of goddaughter, moron," Husk told Angel.
"They got those here?" huh, go figure.
"How you bee-Wait! Sorry, can't be distracted, where's-Naruto!"
"Aw, man," Naruto whined upon being grabbed from behind. Well, so much for escaping unseen.
"You. Were. Amazing!" Bee hugged Naruto in a way that would have left many envious, "And you're in so much trouble!"
"I thought ya said she wasn't your girlfriend?" Angel asked.
"She's not!" never in a billion years would Beelzebub be his girlfriend.
"Ya, sure? Cuz she's acting like one from where I'm standin'," Angel laughed.
"Are you okay? Anything broken, bruised, cut, severed?" Bee asked rapidly.
Naruto finally had enough, "Mom! You're smothering me!"
...
"MOM!?"
So, this story took form as I was making my other chapter for A Stay of Execution. Believe it or not, two stories took place as what I had written down wouldn't work and thought, 'Hey, these can actually work as their own separate stories.' And here we are. Don't worry, I am still working on my other stories, I just had to get this one out of my system.
Please kindly review. The amount of love this story gets will determine if it gets continued. Right now it's just a pilot, but if it gets 70-80 reviews within its first month, then that's the green flag saying we're good to go and I'll continue. If not, well I likely won't bother or likely won't focus anywhere near as much compared to my other stories.
So please review and enjoy. Also, I would encourage people to take a look at The Vulpine Sinner by KuronoDono12 as well if you're into Naruto/Verosika. Very good read, too. Came across it the other day and it's a pretty good story. It's in the Naruto/Helluva Boss part of Fanfiction.