Note: I don't wish to steal anything from anyone. I don't own anything, and I'm doing it purely for entertainment purposes.

This story is Rated M for foul language and sexual content.

Please be aware that almost everything I write, including this one, is weird and absurd. I apologize if my stories make you uncomfortable, but I like writing weird stuff.

I'm sorry for any mistakes or inconsistencies you may find.

Characters are 18.

"" = Speaking

Italics = thoughts

Bold = analepsis

Chapter 5

Hachiman POV

"Um… No, I'm not late. It's what you call "executive work hours." As one of my elite, my work day starts—"

"Weren't you a full-time house-husband?" Hiratsuka-sensei asked, interrupting my bullshit excuse. "You even said, "When you work, you lose." She pointed out.

"Well, you see, the very idea that tardiness is a sin itself is wrong," I countered.

"Interesting. I'll let you explain before I punch you," Hiratsuka-sensei said. Unbeknownst to me, Yuigahama and Totsuka were watching us from across the classroom.

"The police don't do anything until a crime has been committed, and heroes always arrive late. Yet, no one ever criticizes them for their tardiness," I stated, causing Hiratsuka-sensei to sigh.

"From another standpoint, you could say tardiness is justice—" I was saying until I saw Hiratsuka-sensei reel her fist back, about to punch me. "Wait, please don't punch me!" I yelled in a panic, throwing my arms up in defeat.

Hiratsuka-sensei ignored my pleas as she punched me, knocking me to the floor.

"Hmm? Sheesh. We've got way too many problem kids in this class," Hiratsuka-sensei sighed. As Hiratsuka-sensei spoke, a girl with long silver hair tied into a ponytail walked into the classroom. She slung her bag over her shoulder and had a jacket tied around her waist.

"Kawasaki Saki," Hiratsuka-sensei named the girl. Are you working "executive hours," too?" Sensei asked. This Kawasaki ignored Sensei's question and walked right by me. Since I was on the ground, it gave me a good view up her skirt.

"Black lace?!" I thought. Kawasaki stopped in her tracks.

"Idiot," Kawasaki said, directed at me. She didn't even turn to look at me and just kept walking until she made it to her seat.

It was late in the afternoon; school had already ended. I walked out of Yoyogi Prep School with a brochure for summer school. Surprisingly, to my left was the Kawasaki girl from earlier this morning.

She was staring at a poster for summer school. However, she sighed and shortly walked away.

"Hmm?" I hummed to myself. I hardly paid it any mind as I continued on my way. I went to a restaurant to study.

"It's your turn to ask questions next, Yukinon!" I heard a familiar voice say. To my left, three recognizable people were sitting in a booth. Yuigahama and Yukino were on one side, and Totsuka was on the other.

"Okay. A question from language arts. Complete this well-known proverb: "When the wind blows…" Yukino said. Yuigahama took a second to think, holding her chin with her right hand.

"...the Keiyo Line stops running?" Yuigahama finished.

"This ain't the Trans Chiba Ultra Quiz. Yuigahama, the line doesn't "stop" anymore; it just slows down for the safety of its passengers," I thought.

"The correct answer is "bucket makers profit." Yukino corrected. "Next, a question from geography. Name two of Chiba's regional specialties." She told Yuigahama.

"Peanut miso and… boiled peanuts?" Yuigahama answered. It was at that point I decided to walk over.

"Don't tell me all this prefecture's got are peanuts," I said, walking up to Yuigahama.

"Whoa! Oh, it's just you, Hikki? I thought some creep was trying to hit on us," Yuigahama exclaimed.

"Are you here for the study group, too, Hachiman?" Totsuka asked me. Upon hearing Totsuka's question, Yuigahama's facial expression turned guilty.

"Shoot, I didn't invite him! Why is he here?" is written all over your face. This is exactly why I'm skeptical when Yukino says Yuigahama is into me, but I'll believe her. I just have to find the right time to talk to Yuigahama," I thought.

"I believe you weren't invited. Hmm, what a shame," Yukino said dryly.

"I'm unsure if you're being genuine or just trying to hurt my feelings," I responded.

"Oh? What's that?" Yuigahama asked what I was holding.

"Hmm? Oh, just brochures for a summer school," I answered, holding it up.

"Oh, wow. Studying for college already?" Yuigahama questioned.

"Doesn't everybody start around this time?" I asked back. "And I'm aiming for a scholarship from this prep school. Some prep schools have started paying for their highest-scoring students' tuitions. And if I can get my parents to pay on top of that, I can pocket it," I explained.

"Gold digger," Yuigahama called me.

"How utterly deplorable," Yukino commented.

"Not like I'm hurting anyone," I said, shrugging my shoulders. A little ring behind me signified someone walking into the restaurant.

"Oh, Onii-chan!" I heard a familiar voice yell behind me. Turning around, I saw my little sister, Komachi. And she was with some boy.

"Komachi, what're you doing here?" I asked her.

"A friend of mine wanted to talk to me about some problems," Komachi responded. The boy next to her bowed timidly.

"Oh, nice to meet you! I'm Hikigaya Komachi! Thank you for always putting up with my brother!" Komachi introduced herself.

The random boy, Komachi, and I sat on one side of the booth, with me on the outside, the boy on the inside, and Komachi between us. Totsuka moved to the other side with Yuighama and Yukino.

However, confusing most people except me, Yukino wanted to be on the outside, as it would position her in front of me. Totsuka then went to Yukino's spot, and Yuigahama stayed in the middle.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Totsuka Saika, one of his classmates," Totsuka introduced himself.

"Oh wow, you're cute! Right, Onii-chan?' Komachi asked me.

"Hmm? Sure, but he's a guy," I answered.

"Oh, please. You're such a comedian!" Komachi laughed. After not getting a response, Komachi realized I wasn't joking. "Wait, seriously?" Komachi questioned.

"Y-Yeah. I'm a boy," Totsuka assured.

"Nice to meet you!" Yuigahama said, cutting the awkwardness. "I'm Yuigahama Yui, one of his classmates, too!" She introduced herself to Komachi.

"Oh, hello! Nice to meet…" Komachi trailed off. Komachi squinted her eyes at Yuigahama as if she was trying to remember something.

"Are you done yet?" Yukino asked, grabbing Komachi's attention. "Nice to meet you. I'm Yukinoshita Yukino," she introduced herself.

"I'm not exactly a classmate of Hikigaya-kun, nor am I a friend per se, so… I regret to say that I'm an… acquaintance of his?" Yukino said.

"Well, screw your "regret" and your hesitation," I said back, rolling my eyes.

"Um… I'm Kawasaki Taishi," The boy introduced himself. "I got to the same prep school as Hikigaya-san, and my sister goes to Sobu High with you. She's a second-year. Her name is Kawasaki Saki," he said.

"Hmm?" I hummed to myself. I thought back to earlier today and remembered that silver-haired girl.

"Black lace?" I thought.

"Oh, Kawasaki-san? She's kinda the scary type, right?" Yuigahama questioned.

"You're not friends with her?" I asked Yuigahama.

"Well, I've talked to her before, but… Hey, don't ask girls questions like that. We don't know how to answer," Yuigahama said.

"I don't think I've ever seen Kawasaki-san hanging out with anyone," Totsuka recalled.

"So, it's like, Taishi-kun's older sister's turned into a delinquent. She's been coming home really late every night. He was asking me, like, how to get her back to normal," Komachi said.

"When did she turn into a delinquent?" Yukino asked Taishi.

"Only recently. She was good enough to get into Sobu High. She was a model student when she was in middle school, and always nice," Taishi answered.

"In short, she changed when she was put in the same class as Hikigaya-kun," Yukino concluded, holding her chin in thought.

"Hey, why are you making it sound like I'm the cause? What am I, some kind of germ?" I asked Yukino.

"I never said that, though that could be true. You're just being paranoid, however, Hikigerma," Yukino said.

"Oi, you just called me one. Don't even try to deny it," I bickered.

"Forgive me, it was a slip of the tongue," Yukino teased.

"You said she comes home late, but how late are we talking about?" Yuighama asked Taishi, stopping mine and Yukino's charade. Yuigahama stirred her drink with her straw.

"Well, a bit past 5 am," Taishi answered.

"That's practically morning," I commented.

"Have your parents approached her at all?" Totsuka asked.

"Both of our parents work all the time, and we have a younger brother and a younger sister, so they can't do anything about her," Taishi responded.

"Family circumstances. I see. Every family has their own," Yukino said sorrowfully. Based on her tone and facial expression, I could tell she knew that far too well.

I lightly placed my foot on Yukino's under the table, making her look at me. I subtly gave her a quick, comforting look. It seemed to help a bit as Yukino returned to normal.

"Okay," Yukino said.

"You plan on doing something?" I asked.

"Taishi-kun is the younger brother of Kawasaki Saki-san, a student at our school. Furthermore, he is asking for the sake of Kawasaki Saki-san. I believe this to be within the scope of the Service Club's mandate," Yukino said.

Once Yukino finished speaking, Komachi tapped me on my shoulder. Looking at her, she gave me a big smile.

"After some thought, I concluded that it would be best if she decided to resolve the issue on her own rather than being forced by us," Yukino said.

It was the next day, and we were all in the clubroom; even Totsuka was surprisingly there. I sat in my usual seat, closest to the door. Yukino sat close to my left, Yuigahama was to her left, and Totsuka was to hers.

"Well, yeah, I'd say. So, what do we do, exactly?" I asked.

"Have you ever heard of "animal-assisted therapy?" Yukino asked back.

My white-haired cat, Kamakura, yawned while sitting in the box I put him in. We were out by the school's front entrance since Yukino had an idea.

"So, what are we doing with my cat?" I asked.

"We will draw out her inner kindness by giving her a chance to frolic with an animal. If it moves her heart, she'll adopt it," Yukino explained.

"Wait, she can't have my cat," I said.

"I've determined each of the tasks you need to do," Yukino stated, ignoring my concerns. She pulled out a piece of paper and showed it to us. "To your places, please," She said.

With everyone supposedly gone, Yukino walked up to my cat. She looked around, making sure no one was near before she crouched down close to it.

"Meow," Kamakura meowed at Yukino.

"Meow. Meow," Yukino meowed back with a slight blush on her face.

"Meow," Kamakura did a long meow.

"Meow," Yukino meowed again.

"Meow," They both meowed at the same time.

"What are you doing?" I asked, startling Yukino.

"N-Nothing. Is there a problem?" Yukino asked.

"No. It was pretty cute, actually. You were trying to talk to Kamakura," I confessed sheepishly.

"I-I believe I ordered you to remain on standby," Yukino pouted, turning around to look at me. She didn't sound angry at me, just embarrassed that she got caught.

"S-Sorry, but I couldn't leave Kamakura out here unattended. If I had known you were going to do… whatever it was you were doing, I would've stayed where I was," I explained.

"I refrain you from telling another soul about this incident," Yukino scowled.

"Hey, you know I'm good at keeping secrets… Yukino," I teased, making her blush more.

*Ring Ring*

My phone rang in my pocket. I took it out and saw that I was getting a call from Komachi.

"Hey, Komachi. What's—"

"Oh, Onii-san? This is Taishi. Hikigaya-san told me—"

"Who told you that you could call me "Onii-san"?! I said, hanging up the phone. Taishi initially interrupted me, but I then interrupted him. He quickly called me back.

"Hey, why'd you hang up on me?!" Taishi asked.

"I'm busy right now. I'm waiting for your sister," I told him.

"About the plan… My sister's allergic to cats," Taishi revealed.

"She might not feel comfortable talking to her parents because they're too close. Perhaps she could talk to another grown-up?" Totsuka proposed. We were in the school's main lobby, hiding behind the shoe lockers, waiting for Kawasaki. We soon saw her walking down the hall.

"Kawasaki," Hiratsuka-sensei called out, making her stop. Hiratsuka-sensei was also waiting for Kawasaki as she was the premise of our new plan.

"Need me for something?" Kawasaki asked.

"I heard you've been getting home pretty late these days. What're you doing, and where?" Hiratsuka-sensei interrogated Kawasaki.

"Who'd you hear that from?" Kawasaki asked back.

"My client wishes to remain anonymous. Please answer the question," Hiratsuka-sensei said, walking a bit closer to Kawasaki.

"Not like it matters where I go. And it's not like I'm causing anyone trouble," Kawasaki stated.

"But you might in the future," Hiratsuka-sensei argued, slightly taking Kawasaki aback. "You're in high school. Have you stopped to consider how your parents feel?" Hiratsuka-sensei questioned.

"Not like you'd know. You've never been a parent before," Kawasaki argued.

"Eh?" Hiratsuka-sensei hummed.

"I mean, you're single," Kawasaki delivered a critical hit to Sensei's self-esteem. Hiratsuka-sensei dropped to her knees in defeat and then quickly hit the floor.

"Sensei, you might want to think about your own future more than mine, like getting married, for starters," Kawasaki said, walking away from Sensei's collapsed body.

"I feel sorry for Sensei…" Totsuka trailed off.

"I'm going home!" Hiratsuka-sensei cried as she stumbled through the empty hallway.

"Can't someone just marry her? Please?" I thought.

"If she changed once for the worse, then if she changes again, it'll be for the better!" Yuigahama said optimistically. We were now outside by the bike racks. It was late in the afternoon, and school had ended.

Yuigahama sat on a set of stairs, precisely the third step up. Totsuka sat next to her on a ledge. I was a bit further away, leaning against a half-wall that was a part of the bike racks. Yukino stood in front of the seated Yuigahama.

"So, how are you going to change her?" Yukino asked.

"There's only one reason why a girl would change. Like love," Yuigahama answered, standing up. A blush crept on her face.

Kawasaki yawned as she unlocked her bike from its placeholder.

"Hey there," a gentle voice said. Looking to her right, Kawasaki saw it was Hayama. "You look tired. Have you been working after school?" he asked, only for no response. Kawasaki simply focused on her bike.

"I hope you're not overextending yourself," Hayama said.

"Thanks for your concern," Kawasaki responded out of obligation. She began walking past him while rolling her bike.

"Hey…" Hayama began gently, making Kawasaki stop next to him. She looked at him in curiosity. "If you need a shoulder, I've got one," Hayama said, adding as much charm as he could.

"No thanks, two's plenty," Kawasaki dismissed him, walking away.

"Looks like she turned me down," Hayama stated.

"Y-Yeah. Good job," I said. I tried to hold in my laughter but failed.

"It's not nice to laugh!" Totsuka yelled at me.

"Don't worry, it's no big deal," Hayama uttered.

*Ring Ring*

I paused my laughter as I received another phone call. I pulled out my phone and saw it was from Komachi again.

"I'm not your brother!" I said sternly, assuming it was Taishi.

"Huh? What're you talking about?" Komachi asked. "Well, whatever. Onii-chan, Taishi-kun's sister got a call from some weird cafe," She announced, surprising me.

"So, she received a call from the manager of a cafe called "Angel" something?" Yukino recounted.

"Yeah," I confirmed. "I looked around, and there are only two cafes in Chiba City with that name, and are open all night," I told her.

"And this is one of them?" Yukino asked, looking at the building in front of her. It was a maid cafe.

"I'm not too familiar with these things. What's a maid cafe like?" Totsuka asked me, also peering at the establishment.

"I'm not too familiar with them either, so I called in an expert," I responded.

"Wa-hem! It appears my time has finally come!" Zaimokuza yelled upon arrival, striking another one of his cheesy poses.

"Ew," Yuigahama murmured under her breath. I shared the same sentiment as I stared at Zaimokuza as if I didn't want to be seen around him… which I didn't.

"You asked me to come here! Why are you looking at me like that?!" Zaimokuza asked me upon seeing my facial expression.

"The thought that dealing with you might be more trouble than it's worth crossed my mind," I answered.

"Then stay silent and come with me! The maids shall pamper us tonight!" Zaimokuza yelled.

"Pamper?" I whispered. I felt a tug on my sleeve and immediately thought it was Yukino. However, to my surprise, it was Yuigahama. She looked a little angry at me and had a light blush on her face.

"Why is she looking at me like that?" I thought.

"What?" I asked.

"I don't like this place," Yuigahama answered. "Besides, this place is for guys! What are we supposed to do?" She pouted, turning away from me.

"She's acting like a jealous girlfriend or something all of a sudden. Why? Yuigahama was fine until Zaimokuza said the maids would pamper me and him. Does she not like the idea of me getting pampered by maids? She's not my girlfriend, so why would she care? Maybe Yukino was right," I thought.

Speaking of, I looked over at Yukino to see her reaction. However, she was looking at something else. Yukino pointed to a poster on the wall.

"It looks like they serve girls, too," Yukino observed by reading the poster.

"Welcome home, Myaster, woof!" One of the maids greeted. Zaimokuza, Totsuka, and I sat at a table, waiting. My eyes were closed, and my arms crossed as I heard heels approach us.

"Th-Thank you for waiting, M-Master," Yuigahama stuttered. Opening my eyes, I saw Yuigahama wearing a maid outfit. Based on her timid posture and blush on her face, she was clearly embarrassed. Although Yuigahama looked stunning, I fought to keep my composure.

"Remember, Hachiman, you have a girlfriend," I reminded myself.

"Wow, Yuigahama-san! You look adorable!" Totsuka complimented. "Doesn't she, Hachiman?" Totsuka asked me.

"Damnit Totsuka!" I thought.

"U-Uhh, y-yeah. I-I guess," I answered, trying to sound polite. I returned to closing my eyes to keep myself from staring at Yuigahama.

"R-Really? Thanks!" Yuigahama thanked me excitedly. She looked very pleased that I agreed with Totsuka.

"You're just cosplaying as a maid! You have to put your soul into it! Personally, I would prefer…" Zaimokuza trailed off, staring at Totsuka.

"Wh-What?" Totsuka asked. Zaimokuza chuckled to himself. Lord only knows what he's thinking, and He's not proud.

"Whoa! Yukinon! Oh my goodness! You look amazing! Totally cute!" Yuigahama yelled, grabbing my attention. I peered to where Yuigahama was looking and lost my words. Yukino, too, was dressed in a maid outfit, and it was absolutely breathtaking.

"Thank you. More importantly, it seems Kawasaki-san doesn't work here," Yukino said.

"How did you figure that out?" I asked her, finally finding my voice.

"Her name wasn't on the shift schedule. Considering that she received a call at home, I doubt that she works under an alias," Yukino explained.

"Curious," Zaimokuza whispered only loud enough for me to hear.

"What's curious?" I asked him.

"A tsun-tsun girl who holds a job in secret. "Meow, meow! Welcome home, Master! Wait, what are you doing here?!" Such is how fate's hand should move!" Zaimokuza imitated. I couldn't help but imagine Kawasaki dressed in a maid outfit with cat ears as he described his fantasy.

"Hey, you're not making any sense," I told him. A sigh from Yukinoshtia redirected my attention to her.

"We're going to the second one. However, before we do, I need to use the restroom," Yukino said, staring at me. With the look she gave me, I took that as a signal. Yukino walked off in the direction of the restrooms.

The building's structure meant the restroom entrances were around a corner, so you couldn't see them from where we sat. However, the establishment had signs directing you to the restrooms.

"I, uh, have to use the restroom as well," I said, standing up.

"Just don't take too long, okay?" Yuigahama questioned.

"Uh, alright?" I responded, a little confused. I took the same path Yukino took to get to the restroom. As I rounded the corner, I saw Yukino leaning against the wall, waiting for me.

"Y-Yo—" I attempted to say. However, Yukino harshly pulled me into the women's restroom.

"Hey, take it easy, will you?" I whispered, frantically looking around for any people. Yukino didn't give me much time to survey the area as she shoved me into the middle stall.

Being caught unprepared, I tripped over myself. Luckily, I landed on the toilet seat. I looked up as Yukino closed and locked the stall door behind her.

"L-Look, i-if this is about the Kamakura incident, I swear I didn't tell any—"

"Sh, sh, sh," Yukino interrupted me, putting my index finger on my lips. She sat on my lap, cupping my left cheek with her right hand, and placed her left hand on my right shoulder. Yukino leaned in close, positioning her lips near my right ear.

"You've been a terrible boyfriend, Hachi-kun," Yukino whispered.

"Wh-What?" I questioned.

"You didn't think I noticed, did you?" She asked rhetorically.

"N-Notice what?" I stuttered. I was very clearly nervous as if she caught me committing a crime. Yukino backed up slightly to look me in the eyes.

"Oh, I don't know; maybe how Yuigahama-san clung to you before we entered the maid cafe, and you didn't even try to get her off you," Yukino said. I opened my mouth to defend myself; however, Yukino continued.

"Or, perhaps, how you ogled at Yuigahama-san in the maid uniform? You even called her adorable. You didn't call me adorable," Yukino stated coldly. Yukino stared into my soul with a wicked look in her eyes. I shrunk in fear under her terrifying gaze.

"You're not cheating on me with HER, right?" Yukino asked.

"Wh-What? N-No, I would never," I found my voice. "Y-Yukino, I—"

"Then you'll have to prove it to me by obeying my every order," Yukino interrupted me. Her right hand, which was cupping my cheek, slithered down my body until it reached my crotch. She undid my pants before I could even react.

"D-Damn, she's gotten insanely good at that," I thought.

Not wanting to jeopardize our relationship potentially, I obeyed Yukino's wishes, or more specifically, allowed her to do as she pleased. Yukino hopped off my lap and harshly pulled my pants down until they were at my ankles, exposing my cock.

Yukino reached down and grabbed the bottom of her maid uniform. She then pulled it up until I could see her panties. My eyes widened slightly as I saw her panties had a wet stain.

"Move it aside," Yukino ordered, referring to her panties. I reached out toward her undergarments with my hands. I gently grasped the right edge of Yukino's panties between my fingertips. I began carefully pulling it to the left.

Yukino shivered and moaned as I skimmed past her entrance. After a quick second, I finally pulled her panties aside, exposing her sopping entrance.

"Good boy, Hachi-kun," Yukino complimented me. She lightly pushed me back so she could hover over my lap. Yukino grabbed onto my right shoulder with her left hand and gripped the base of my cock, aiming it toward her entrance.

Yukino moaned as she slowly lowered herself onto me. I went to grab her waist. However, she stopped me again.

"A-Ah, n-no touching. As a matter of fact, don't do anything. I'll do everything," Yukino said. I reluctantly obeyed her orders, dropping my arms to my side. Yukino descended until she couldn't anymore. Yukino wrapped her arms around my neck and began slowly bouncing up and down on me.

"Hey, Hachi-kun, do you remember the first time we had sex?" Yukino asked.

"O-Of course," I answered. My breathing became slightly labored as Yukino's walls gripped tightly around me.

"This position is the exact same position as before, isn't it?" Yukino questioned.

"Y-Yeah, it is," I responded. Yukino sped up her bouncing to a medium speed. Every fiber of my being wanted to hold her, but I fought against it.

"O-Open your mouth," Yukino commanded. I did as Yukino told me, opening my mouth slightly. Yukino leaned in and planted her lips on mine. She then eagerly explored every crevice of my mouth that she could reach with her tongue.

After replacing my saliva with her own, Yukino pulled away to catch her breath. She caught her breath without saying a single before going back in. This time, Yukino attacked my tongue with hers.

Although Yukino told me not to do anything, I couldn't help but fight back. Though I didn't fight back hard, I simply followed her rhythm. Yukino moaned in mouth, enjoying the sensation she was experiencing.

After a minute, Yukino pulled away to catch her breath again. She increased her bouncing speed even more. However, Yukino's overall speed was limited because she had forbidden me from doing much, and she knew it.

"A-Alright, y-you can t-touch. I-In fact, I-I want you to th-thrust as h-hard and as f-fast as you possibly can, u-understood?" Yukino permitted.

"Y-Yes, ma'am," I responded, albeit a little too excited. I grabbed Yukino's slim waist. Due to having to have been complacent, I eagerly started the motions.

I began dropping and raising Yukino as fast as I could while meeting her body halfway with my hips. I could feel the tip of my cock hit her womb with every thrust.

Yukino couldn't contain her moans. However, she kept them at a decent volume so that, hopefully, none of the maid cafe patrons would hear them.

"Does it feel good, Hachi-kun?" Yukino asked me. Her question slightly confused me as she should already know my answer.

"Y-Yeah, it feels incredible," I answered honestly.

"Then praise me, Hachi-kun. Tell me how you love me more than Yuigahama-san," Yukino ordered. Although she caught me off guard with her command, I quickly bounced back mentally, already knowing what I wanted to tell her.

"Y-Yukino, you're amazing. I have never met anyone like you. Not even for a second have I ever considered Yuigahama prettier than you, nor have I ever wanted to be in a relationship with her over you," I said while blushing.

"K-Keep going!" Yukino moaned, enjoying the praise I was giving her. Despite being embarrassed, I carried on.

"N-No matter what you may think or how you may feel, I have zero romantic feelings for Yuigahama," I told Yukino.

"You'll never cheat on me?" Yukino asked.

"Never," I answered.

"You'll never leave me?" Yukino continued questioning.

"N-Never," I stuttered. I stuttered because I could feel myself getting closer to my climax. And I soon found out I wasn't the only one.

"Oh, Hachi-kun!" Yukino moaned. She pushed herself onto me and slammed her lips onto mine, initiating a kiss. We filled the kiss with as much love and passion as we could.

Her light push made me lean all the way back until my back hit the toilet bowl. Yukino applied all of her body weight onto my chest, practically laying on me. I let go of the sides of her waist and instead wrapped my arms around her like a hug.

Yukino moaned in my mouth as she experienced her orgasm. With how tight and wet her orgasm made her, it pushed me over the edge, too. I let out a throaty moan as I ejaculated inside Yukino's womb.

My semen painted Yukino's walls white as it flooded out. My cock pulsated with every spurt. My hot seed filled Yukino's womb to the brim.

After a short period of time, our orgasms ceased. Yukino slowly pulled away from my lips with a trail of saliva between us. The restroom was silent, apart from our heavy breathing. With her arms still wrapped around my neck, Yukino rested her head on my chest.

"W-Would you… l-like to do it again?" Yukino asked me between belated breaths. Upon the thought, I felt the blood rush back to my dick once more, as did Yukino.

"I'll take that as a yes," Yukino giggled. Although my cock wanted to go again, my head thought the opposite.

"A-As much as I'd like to, and trust me, I really do," I began, looking at Yukino's maid outfit. "B-But, the others are still waiting for us," I finished. My response disappointed Yukino, as she also wanted to go again.

"Alright," Yukino accepted reluctantly. She took her head off my chest and unwrapped her arms around my neck. Yukino looked down and pouted, which hurt my heart a little.

"Hey," I began. I grabbed Yukino's chin with my left hand and made her look at me.

"There's no need to be upset. It's not like this will be the last time we have sex," I tried to comfort her, which seemed to work a little. Yukino sighed and nodded her head, signifying I was right.

I leaned forward and initiated a kiss, which Yukino happily reciprocated. It wasn't a long kiss, but a sweet one.

"Here, how 'bout I come over tonight, and we can continue where we left off?" I suggested.

"I'm afraid you can't. Yuigahama-san is coming over. She needs a dress for the Royal Okra Hotel," Yukino explained.

"Oh, right," I mumbled. I completely forgot we were still dealing with the Kawasaki ordeal.

Yukino slowly began standing up, sliding my cock out of her. I watched as some of my semen dripped from her entrance.

"Damn, that's hot," I thought as I stood up.

"I'll go first and make sure the coast is clear," Yukino said, fixing her panties. I simply nodded my head and pulled my pants back up.

Yukino exited the stall and walked toward the restroom exit. I simply peeked around the stall door until Yukino signaled it was clear for me to leave. Yukino opened the restroom door and looked around.

Not seeing anyone, Yukino signaled me to move forward, which I did. Luckily, we exited the female restroom without anyone seeing us.

"You two took your sweet time," Yuigahama pouted, seeing us approach them.

"Sorry, Yuigahama-san, but I was having some womanly issues," Yukino said.

"So then, what's your excuse?" Yuigahama asked me.

"Anyhow, shall we proceed to the final location?" Yukino questioned before I could even respond.

"The top floor of the Royal Okra Hotel. The Angel Ladder Cafe, a.k.a. The Stairway to Heaven," I thought to myself. I looked at my watch as I leaned against a wall across from the elevators, waiting for everyone else. I was wearing a nice white suit with a purple dress shirt underneath.

"S-Sorry we're late," a familiar voice apologized. Looking to my left, I saw Yukino and Yuigahama wearing extravagant dresses.

Yukino wore a dark purple dress that went down to her ankles and above her breasts, exposing her shoulders. The dress also had a magenta waist strap. Her hair was in a long ponytail that cascaded down the front of her body. Finishing off her attire was a black choker with a purple gem hanging from it and a small, white handbag.

Yuigahama, on the other hand, wore a dark red dress that went down to her knees and up and around her neck. Her dress had a bright red bow around her waist. Yuigahama's hair was in a messy ponytail with a long braid going across her head. Lastly, she had a necklace with a pink stone hanging and a black handbag.

To say that their appearance blew me away would be an understatement.

"Where are the other two?" Yukino asked.

"They don't have anything matching the dress code," I answered.

"I see," Yukino hummed.

"More importantly, check out these dresses! Yukinon's got a ton of them at her place! And she lives by herself!" Yuigahama yelled. "Like, seriously, what are you, Yukinon?" She asked Yukino.

"I wanted to ask the same question," I thought.

"Not what you're thinking. I simply have them because I have the opportunity to wear them sometimes," Yukino answered.

"Normal people never get those opportunities," I commented. We walked into the elevator and selected floor 24, the top floor. The elevator dinged, signaling we've arrived at our destination.

Yuigahama and I gasped in surprise at how fancy this place looked. Yukino, on the other hand, wasn't fazed.

"Hey now, is this place for real?" I asked in disbelief. I looked around frantically, surveying the area.

"Stop looking shifty. Keep your back straight and puff out your chest. Chin down, Yukino ordered, which I obeyed.

A waiter led us to the bar shortly after. I sat to Yukino's right, and Yuigahama sat to her left. I looked down to my left at the bar staff and saw who we were searching for.

"Kawasaki?" I called out to her. She was cleaning a glass when I called her name. Kawasaki looked at me in confusion.

"Pardon me, but may I ask your name?" Kawasaki asked me.

"One of your own classmates doesn't know who you are? Why am I not surprised, Hikigaya-kun?" Yukino teased.

"Yukinoshita," Kawasaki recognized Yukino.

"Hi there!" Yuigahama greeted.

"Yuigahama," Kawasaki said, turning to Yuigahama. She then looked at me. "So, he's from Sobu High too? She questioned.

"Yeah," I answered dryly.

"So what are you doing here?" Kawasaki asked after giving us non-alcoholic drinks. "I highly doubt that you'd go on a date with that thing," she added.

Yukino's eyes brightly shined as if she had acquired a new idea. However, it quickly disappeared, seemingly like she'd save that thought for another time.

"Of course not. Even considering to make such a joke after seeing this thing is in terrible taste," Yukino answered.

"Could you two not throw insults at me while you have your little fight?" I asked. I sighed, emphasizing my annoyance. I held my drink in my right hand and kept my left down to my side, below the bar.

"Your brother was worried about how you're coming home late," I answered Kawasaki's question from earlier.

"I had a feeling that everybody was getting onto my case. So it's your guys' fault? I don't know what Taishi told you, but nothing's wrong. Just leave me alone," Kawasaki uttered.

"The spell breaks at midnight for Cinderella, but it seems it breaks now for you," Yukino stated. I looked at my watch and saw it was almost 10 o'clock.

"I'll just live happily ever after once the spell breaks," Kawasaki said.

"I wonder about that, my Little Mermaid. I think only suffering and despair await you," Yukino stated.

"Hey, what are they talking about?" Yuigahama asked me from behind Yukino.

"You can't work nights at our age. Basically, Yukinoshita's trying to say that Kawasaki's lying about her age," I explained.

"Oh. Why couldn't she just say so?" Yuigahama questioned.

"Do you plan on quitting?" Yukino asked Kawasaki.

"Hmm? No," Kawasaki answered.

"Hey, Kawasaki-san, I work too when I need some money, but I don't lie about my age to work," Yuigahama tried to relate.

"Doesn't matter. I just need money," Kawasaki dismissed.

"Well, I can see that, but—"

"Yeah, like someone who says "When you work, you lose" could," Kawasaki interrupted me.

"You heard that?" I whispered under my breath.

"Life ain't that easy. I'm not working because I want pocket change. Don't lump me in with those morons. You guys may act like you're all that, but it's not like you could get me that kind of money. You think you can get something for me that even my parents couldn't get me?" Kawasaki went on.

"Well…" Yuigahama began.

"Stop right there," Yukino quickly interjected. "If you don't stop barking like the—"

"Hey," Kawasaki interrupted Yukino. "Your dad's on the prefectural assembly, right? Someone born with a silver spoon in her mouth could never understand it," Kawasaki stated.

Kawasaki's words affected Yukino profoundly as her eyes widened, and she spilled her drink.

"Hey! Yukinon's family is none of your business!" Yuigahama yelled in Yukino's defense. Yuigahama stood from her seat and clenched her fists.

While Yuigahama yelled at Kawasaki, I felt a slim hand grip on my own. Looking down, I saw Yukino's right hand grabbing my left. Thankfully, our hands were below the bar, so the other two couldn't see it.

Knowing Yukino needed a consoling hand, I slightly tightened my grip in a comforting manner.

"Then my family's none of your business either," Kawasaki argued solemnly.

"Maybe, but Yukinon…" Yuigahama trailed off, sitting back down. Yukino seemingly calmed down as she let go of my hand.

"I simply spilled my glass. It doesn't matter. No need to raise your voice," Yukino eased Yuigahama.

"Let's get out of here," I said, standing up. We were clearly getting nowhere with this.

Yukino paid for our drinks and began walking away with Yuigahama. I, however, stayed back. I wanted to talk to Kawasaki alone. Yukino looked back at me, confused, but I gave her a reassuring nod, allowing her to leave with Yuigahama.

"Kawasaki, I need to talk to you about Taishi. Could you spare me some time tomorrow morning?" I asked her. "5:30, in the Wac across the street.

"What?" Kawasaki questioned.

"We can talk at the Wac. See you," I bid her farewell. She didn't say anything back.

"Taishi? What're you doing up at this hour?" Kawasaki questioned.

Kawasaki met me at my arranged time. However, unbeknownst to her, I brought Taishi and my sister, who were sitting to my left and right, respectively. The other two girls also came. Yukino sat across from me, and Yuigahama sat to her left.

"I could ask you the same thing," Taishi responded. "What were you doing all night, Nee-chan?" He asked.

"That's none of your business," Kawasaki answered.

"Kawasaki, allow me to guess why you needed cash and started working," I proposed, which she silently granted.

"Taishi, have you been doing anything different since you started your third year of middle school?" I asked him.

"I started going to prep school, but that's about it," Taishi answered.

"I see. So, she's working for her brother's tuition?" Yuigahama chimed in.

"No," I told Yuigahama, confusing her. "He started at the prep school in April. That means any possible tuition problems were resolved prior to that," I elaborated.

"That's true. Taishi-kun isn't the only one who needs tuition," Yukino pointed out.

"Our school is a college prep school. Most students would start thinking about college from their second year. They'd start thinking about going to summer school," I said.

"Nee-chan!" Taishi exclaimed upon realization. Kawasaki let out a deep sigh.

"I said you didn't need to know. I plan on going to college. I don't want to unnecessarily burden our parents or you because of it," Kawasaki explained.

"Um… mind if I have a word?" Komachi chimed in, raising her hand.

"Well, you see, our parents both work, too. When I was little, I hated coming home to an empty house, so I ran away from home once. But it wasn't my parents who came for me. It was my brother. Since that day, he started coming home before me. So I'm really grateful to my brother," Komachi recited.

"So, what are you trying to say?" Kawasaki asked.

"I know you don't want to burden your family, Saki-san, but Taishi doesn't want to burden you either. As a fellow younger sibling, I'd appreciate it if you could think about it that way," Komachi said.

While Komachi was speaking, I noticed Yukino became downtrodden at the mention of being a younger sibling.

"She's really got some deep-seated family issues, huh? I thought.

"Well, that's kind of how it is," Taishi said. Kawasaki sighed once again.

"Hey, Kawasaki. Know what a scholarship is? I asked her.

"Is that what siblings are like?" Yukino asked me as we watched Kawasaki and her brother walk off in the distance.

"Depends on the family, I think," I answered. I looked through the restaurant window and saw Komachi eating french fries. "You could call them the strangers closest to you," I responded further.

"I see. I can understand that all too well," Yukino said.

Komachi let out a deep yawn as she walked in front of me. I simply rolled my bike a few steps behind her.

"Oh, right. So you met her after all," Komachi said, looking back at me.

"Huh? What're you talking about?" I asked.

"You know, the snacks girl," Komachi answered. "And you know what that means? I was right," she beamed.

"R-Right about what?" I questioned slowly.

"Don't play dumb. You know what I'm referring to. I'm happy for you, though, Onii-chan. You got to meet a cute girl like Yui-san because you broke your leg, but hey, at least you got a girlfriend out of it," Komachi congratulated.

I completely stopped in my tracks. Everything that Komachi just told me has entirely turned my world upside down. I stared off into space as a thousand thoughts bounced around in my head.

"Wait, what? That was Yuigahama? The owner of the dog I saved on the first day of school? And Komachi thinks she's my girlfriend? I thought. Komachi noticed I stopped walking and stopped as well.

"What's wrong, Onii-chan?" Komachi asked me.

"What makes you think Yuigahama's my girlfriend?" I asked Komachi.

"It's simple really. That scent I smelled off you was strong, too strong. It was so strong that it practically fused itself with your own scent. The only way that would happen is if you two were always extremely close to each other. Like almost on top of each other at all times. Friends aren't that close, let alone something less like just clubmates," Komachi explained.

"I hate to admit it, but her logic checks out; Yukino's scent rubbed off on me because of our intimate actions. Komachi's just wrong about the person. Ugh, what do I do? I can't tell Komachi she's wrong about Yuigahama because if I do, I'm practically confessing that it's Yukino. But simultaneously, I can't allow her to believe that Yuigahama and I are a thing. Think, Hachiman, think."

Since I hadn't responded, Komachi took that as a sign of victory.

"Humph, it seems like I was right—

"You're wrong," I interrupted Komachi's smugness.

"What? How so?" Komachi asked.

"Yuigahama and I aren't dating," I said.

"Then explain that scent. You know I'm right about that," Komachi demanded.

"It's…my Sensei," I untruthfully confessed.

"What?! No way! You're dating your Sensei?!" Komachi exclaimed.

"What? No. Look, my Sensei is quite lonely. She hasn't gotten married or even found a boyfriend, so she sometimes is a little clingy," I made up. Although I fabricated most of what I said, some was true.

"If Hiratsuka-sensei heard me, she'd kill me in an infinite amount of ways," I thought.

"Hmm," Komachi hummed. She stared into my eyes to see if I was lying, but I held firm, causing her to sigh in defeat.

"Alright, I was wrong," Komachi reluctantly admitted. She pouted, crossed her arms, and turned around. I inwardly sighed in relief. We continued our trek home in silence until Komachi spoke up.

"So… you're not dating your Sensei yet, right?" Komachi asked, causing me to chuckle.

"Sure, whatever you say," I said. "Hey, you wanna get some breakfast on the way home?" I asked.

"Yeah!" Komachi yelled excitedly. She began running while I simply continued walking.

"Thank goodness Komachi's off my back. I suppose that's one less thing to worry about." My thoughts drifted to what Komachi had revealed to me earlier.

"So, I saved Yuigahama's dog, huh? It all makes sense now. Yuigahama's interest in me is not because she has romantic feelings for me, as Yukino believed, but because of my heroic act. Well, I guess that makes things a lot easier for me.

"Ah, workplace visits. Boring as always, I see," I thought as my classmates and I were getting a tour around some building. Everyone was looking through a window our tour guide was discussing, but I didn't care.

I was off at the far end of the hallway from everyone else. Although I was off by my lonesome, I could feel Yuigahama staring at me.

"And that concludes our workplace visit. Dismissed," a teacher announced, freeing us from this boring place. Everyone quickly vacated the building—everyone except me… and Yuigahama.

"Hikki!" Yuigahama called out to me. "What took you?! Everyone's already headed to the restaurant!" She informed me.

"Aren't you going?" I asked dryly.

"Huh? Yeah, but, like, I was waiting for you. Like, I'd hate to see you walk in last by yourself," Yuigahama explained.

"That's quite nice of you, Yuigahama. But you don't need to do so much for me," I said.

"Huh?" Yuigahama hummed. I frowned and inwardly sighed, knowing this was probably the best time to talk to her.

"My saving your dog was just a coincidence. I'm pretty sure I'd have still turned out the way I did, even if it hadn't happened. There's no reason whatsoever for you to feel responsible." My soliloquy took Yuigahama by surprise.

"Sorry. Looks like I made you feel kind of guilty. But you don't need to feel guilty anymore. If you were being nice to me out of guilt, then just drop it," I said harshly. I couldn't bring myself to look at Yuigahama, so I stared at the floor instead, putting my hands in my pockets.

"There. I said it. Now, you are no longer obligated to interact with me much, and you can return to leaving me alone. Hell, you can even hate me after this for all I care," I thought.

Yuigahama stood there in silence, shocked by everything I had just told her. It took her a second before she snapped out of her daze.

"Well, I don't know," Yuigahama began cheerfully, rubbing the back of her head. "I wouldn't say that was why…" She trailed off sorrowfully.

"...Wait, what?" I looked up and saw tears in Yuigahama's eyes. This time, it was my turn to be the one in shock. I almost wanted to apologize but steeled my resolve and turned away.

"You jerk," Yuigahama cried, running away. I sighed but didn't know if it was relief or something else.

"I hate nice girls. They make me curious and restless just by exchanging pleasantries with me. But I know the truth. They're just being nice. If a nice girl is nice to me, she's nice to others, too. But, sometimes, I find myself on the verge of forgetting that. If the truth is a cruel mistress, then a lie must be a nice girl. That's why, no matter what happens, I will always hate nice girls. And Yuigahama is a nice girl.

That concludes Chapter 5. I hope you all enjoyed reading it.

After reading everyone's comments, I will do a Yukino POV in the next chapter. I could've done one in this chapter. However, I wanted to save it for the next chapter because the next chapter introduces Haruno.

I've been really excited to introduce Haruno because I have some plans for her. Will she discover her younger sister's secret relationship? Who knows.

Anyway, I appreciate any constructive criticism anyone may have, as I would like to improve my writing skills.