Author's notes- Figured now would be a good a time as any to clarify that while the girls in this story will be somewhat obsessive/possessive like any yandere this is still a light hearted story so I won't be dabbling in things like murder/ torture/ yada yada. Just really not my cup of tea, but I may try to dip my toe in those murky waters in a different story. Anywho let's meme.


There were a lot of things on Ruby's mind as she glided through the halls of Beacon, all centered around Jaune Arc. She had taken a break from future plans such as child names and her impending marriage ceremony to focus on more immediate issues...what exactly they would do on their first outing as a couple. Sure Jaune had said something about lunch but what exactly would they eat?

Cookies.

Mind you these wouldn't be any cookies, no those simply wouldn't suffice, these would be homemade cookies...made by none other than the expert of cookies herself. What better way to show her love for Jaune than surprising him with a bag of her favorite treat she so lovingly prepared for him herself? With this in mind Ruby had headed straight to the Beacon kitchens immediately after Jaune had left the roof to prepare her "super dooper love filled cookies for future hubby". The ingredients were simple enough, cookie dough and extra chocolate chips. Sure some would say "using premade cookie dough doesn't make a cookie homemade" but Ruby had a secret ingredient to sway would be naysayers of her cooking skill, lots and lots of love...and a few drops of her blood (also infused with an abundance of love of course).

Sure the main reason of the cookies was to be a sign of affection for her one and only but Ruby wouldn't deny that she also wanted to take this opportunity to bring her closer to the lovable blond knight, more specifically to have a part of her inside of him. The idea of knowing that no matter where he may be a part of her would be with him at all times made the little reaper's heart swell with joy, she hoped that given time Jaune would be open to the idea of putting a part of him inside of her.

Ruby slightly drooled with a dumb grin at the possible interpretation of her thoughts, people seemed to forget that just because she was two years younger than everyone else she wasn't a small child who had no idea what hormones are...quite the opposite in fact. She was 15 years of age and it was only a few months ago that puberty slammed into her like a bulkhead, and with it a slew of less than innocent thoughts (all focused on Jaune naturally).

Before she could fully delve into her R-rated thoughts however the oven dinged signaling that her gift for Jaune was finished. She hurriedly pulled her handy work out of the oven, nodding approvingly as she gave them a sniff. Truth be told she felt her base nature calling, urging her to devour the feast before her but she strengthened her resolve...she would do anything for Jaune, even resist the allure of cookies. Warm, fresh out the oven, extra chocolaty, and delicious cookies...

She caught her right hand that had been unconsciously inching towards the tray with her other, pulling it back as if she had been burned. This...this wouldn't work. Sighing dejectedly she took the cookies and put them in a paper bag for safe keeping, deciding it would be best to leave them on the counter until it was time for the date, lest she engorge herself on her hard work. With that in mind she gave on last longing glance to the paper bag before she left the kitchen, she wasn't sure what she'd do to kill time before the date but she knew she couldn't spend that time in close proximity to her cookies...

"Hmmmm...guess I could go take Zwei for a walk...for about twenty hours." Truth be told she wasn't to eager to walk a dog for such a lengthy period of time but the idea of returning to her dorm, or more accurately her sister, was a much less appealing thought. "Yep, no reason to go back to my room yet! But where is that dog anyway..." Ruby Drawled out as she left the kitchen.

Completely unaware of the glint coming from a pair of eyes in a shadowy corner of the kitchen, entirely focused on his target...a paper bag set on the counter.


It was a beautiful day today, sun shining with only a few clouds in the sky, a calm and peaceful day.

The type that Blake Belladonna truly enjoyed, a perfect day for the perfect pastime, relaxing lazily as she browsed through her collection of "Jaune memorabilia". The collection was varied, but small enough to be carried on her person at all times. Small things like a toothbrush, a shred of cloth formerly attached to one of his shirts, a few pictures (she preferred the feel of physical copies as opposed to her scroll when she rubbed her face against them.) and various other bits and bobbles that she had collected over the course of her stay at Beacon. Was it a strange hobby? Most definitely, and that was the exact reason she kept it a secret from everyone. She wouldn't be afraid to admit her feelings for the Blonde Knight (she simply waited for a moment akin to what she had read in her various novels) but coming forward about her...well, stalking? That wouldn't be the wisest thing, legal issues aside, it could potentially give Jaune a bad impression of her.

So she would always indulge herself only when she was certain that others weren't watching, and she kept her collection in the most non discrepant thing she could think of.

A simple paper bag.

The sound of frantic footprints snapped her out of her current activity of frantactly inhaling the scent from a piece of cloth as she hurriedly shoved all of her collectibles back into the paper bag and put on a nonchalant mask, she didn't even bother checking to see who it was, it didn't matter really. The sooner whoever it was left the sooner she could get back to more important matters.

"Found it." She heard the voice of her team leader, thick with accusation, but more worryingly she heard the sound of her precious bag being snatched.

"Ruby! What is your problem?" She cried out in anger as she desperately clung to her bag. "Let go!"

"Blake?" Ruby seemed surprised before she snapped out of it, going back to annoyance and accusatory. "You let go!" She tugged back especially hard. "Gimmie my cookies back!"

"Cookies? I didn't take your damn cookies!"

"I know you did!"

"And how's that?"

"I have my reasons, you just wouldn't understand them." Ruby said with a smug confidence.

"That's stupid! These aren't your cookies Ruby!"

"Oh really? So what's in this paper bag that looks exactly like the one I put my cookies in then?"

"None of your business, but it's not your cookies!" Blake yelled as she applied more force, desperate to get the bag back.

"You Lie!" Ruby returned with equal force, the bag reaching it's snapping (or rather tearing) point. Blake made a small worried noise as the contents spilled to the ground.

Ruby blinked owlishly as she looked at all of the small objects, and then realization hit her. "Is...is that Jaune's stuff." She asked confused, before her eyes narrowed in anger. "Hey what gives? Why do you have a bunch of my boyfriend's stuff in a bag?" She interrogated, not noticing how the word "boyfriend" caused Blake's bow to twitch.

"Oh dear, it seems you've seen it." A darkness seemed to pour from Blake as her voice dripped with murderous intent. "It also appears, Ruby, that you intend to claim the same mate as me." Her eyes focused on Ruby, devoid of any emotion...save loathing.

"Mate? Hey! Answer the question! What's the deal with all this stuff?"

Blake ignored Ruby, crouching down to gather her (Jaune's) belongings "You're alone right? You didn't tell Yang or Weiss what you were up to?"

"What? Stop dodging the question!" She slapped Blakes hand away as she attempted to gather her (again, Jaune's) belongings. "And leave that stuff alone!"

Blake took a deep breath and stood back up, shooting Ruby a leveled stare. "My name is Blake Belladonna, and I am 17 years old."

"uhh...yeah?" Ruby reeled back from the sheer obviousness of her statement.

"I have family in Menagerie, but I currently live in a dorm at Beacon academy with my team."

Ruby looked around frantically, hoping that some passerby could explain what her teammate was even talking about. "Well...yeah...I'm the leader of that team and I liv-"

Blake continued to speak, completely ignoring the confused reaper. "I am currently single, but fully intend on changing that immediately due to certain events."

"Wai-"

"I'm currently a student working towards becoming a Huntress, I never smoke or drink."

"Blake just hold on a-"

"However I do have my vices, every night before bed I make sure to brush my teeth." She glanced down nodding towards the toothbrush. "With a brush that formerly belonged to the love of my life. I always make sure to get my full eight hours of sleep afterwards, snuggled into a piece of clothing belonging to my beloved naturally."

Ruby's confusion had reached it's boiling point. "Blake! What the heck are you even saying?"

Blake sighed exasperatedly "I'm trying to explain that I live a quite and peaceful life, bidding my time and letting things proceed naturally. I try not to worry myself with things like "rivals" or winning and losing...however that's because I know if I was to try and fight for his love I'd win without a shadow of a doubt."

Ruby stood there processing for a bit before she tensed up shooting Blake a glare.

"Basically, Ruby, you are a rival that is currently getting in the way of my destiny with Jaune...therefore my enemy." Blake's eyes narrowed with determination and malicious intent. "So I'll eliminate you...so I can get back to my peaceful life."

The stand-off reached a dramatic climax as the two huntresses in training stared each other down, one far more confused than the other, while in the background a dog had finished his feast of cookies.


Ending note- It's forced, it's obvious, and it probably shouldn't have been in this story at all but gosh darn it I've been wanting to do this since I started this story. Like I said it's a very obvious reference (like I straight up stole the scene) but as a hint just in case, It's a scene from my favorite anime that involves my favorite character from said anime who has a certain "cat like" ability...