Author's notes-Rwby fandom was seeming a little dry on yandere shenanigans recently so I just had to come back and whip up some more nonsense, you other authors out there best get to work now, papa needs that good shit. I also decided to update this story instead of one of my others in spite of a guest reviewer I find particularly annoying so there's that, get blasted son. Anywho let's just settle with this story for now.

There was an air of calmness and order in the JNPR dorm room, more than ever in the past with a Valkyrie nowhere to be seen and certainly more than 30 minutes earlier without three huntresses grabbing at each others throats.

Instead those very same three huntresses huddled together, sitting in a circle on the floor, as they calmly and orderly discussed their future together, or rather each of their future with the same male.

Or at least they were giving their best shot at it.

Ruby frantically and rapidly slapped the floor. "No no no no no no! Being his Beacon partner does not immediately grant you "first time" privileges!"

Pyrrha eagerly meet her challenge. "It most surely does! It's a far more profound relationship than simply being the first to meet him!"

Yang butted in with her own two cents. "We! Both! Have! Blonde! Hair!" She screamed with frustration, as if it was a simple fact that some idiots were missing, punctuating this point by beating the ground with her fist with each word.

Pyrrha was taken aback, shaking her head in awe at the nonsense she was hearing. "Yang...what are you even talking about?"

Ruby was likewise confused, wondering how two people sharing the same father could have such vastly different intellect. "That's so dumb..."

Yang's face heated up as she began to pout. "W-whatever, why should partners or first meetings even matter, that's just unfair!"

Pyrrha countered. "What? How can you say that? It's outrageous, it's unfair! How can you be his partner but not his first?"

Ruby shushed Pyrrha with a tone of authority. "Take a seat, young Nikos."

Pyrrha shot her a confused look, wondering why Ruby would say that when she was both older than Ruby and already sitting down. However before she could voice such confusion Ruby continued.

"This is all so dumb anyway, I mean shouldn't it be me anyway because I'm the one Jaune actually confessed to?"

Two enraged voices instantly snapped back. "YOU PROMISED NOT TO BRING THAT UP!"

Ruby avoided their gaze by glancing to the side as she shrugged her shoulders, hiding her smug look from them. "Oops, guess I just let it slip."

Whether they bought Ruby's haphazard excuse or not wasn't really important as Ruby continued. "Look this isn't getting us anywhere, so we have to settle this another way..."

Pyrrha gave her a dangerous look. "Ohhhh? I'm more than eager."

Yang scoffed. "Who would have known you'd be so eager for another thrashing cereal girl?"

Tension between the grew and sparks between their eyes became to flare, however before any eruption could happen Ruby gave an exasperated sigh.

"Ughhhhhh you two..." She reached into her pocket, quickly retrieving a coin which she proceeded to lay between the three of them. "Instead of fighting or anything, which I could have sworn we wouldn't do anymore, let's just flip a coin for it."

Tensions immediately died down as both yang and Pyrrha gave an embarrassed "oh." and nodded in agreement.

"You and me first Ruby?" Pyrrha offered. "I'll let you pick heads or tails."

Ruby picked up the coin, unware of the treacherous glint in Pyrrha's eye as she smiled. "Sure, tails." She proceeded to flip it, heart racing as she watched the coin fly through the air. The coin landed with a loud cling...head side up.

Ruby deflated as Pyrrha was overjoyed. "Thank the gods, lucky me!" Pyrrha cheered, strangely enough the cheer sounded plastic.

Yang had a suspicious glare as she glanced at the coin and Pyrrha. "Hey...let's be extra sure here, best two out of three."

Ruby reflated, eagerly grinning. "That's a great idea sis, thanks!" She cheered, overjoyed by her sister's unexpected support. A surprise to me sure, but a welcome one.

Pyrrha blinked a few times before she smiled. "If you believe that's fair." She gestured towards the coin. "Go ahead Ruby, pick your side again."

Ruby snatched the coin. "Heads!" She practically shouted as she flipped the coin once again. The coin once again rose and fell, and once again Ruby had lost.

Pyrrha was quick to celebrate her swift victory. "Ohhh would you look at that? It appears I win again."

Yang took a deep breath and gave Pyrrha a steady look. "Guess you did, so it's my turn then right?"

Pyrrha nodded. "Of course." She reached over to slide the coin away from Ruby, who closely resembled a plastic bag as she sat defeated, and placed it in front of Yang. "Go ahead and pick your side as well, I don't mind."

"Wow how generous of you." Yang responded with a cheery voice as she picked up the coin. "I won't be doing that." She proceeded to ball her fist, crushing the coin into a ball.

"Ack! My lucky coin!" Ruby cried out dismayed. "What the heck sis!?" She heatedly asked Yang, who was currently starting daggers at Pyrrha...who in turn was looking anywhere but Yang.

"Lucky coins aren't any good when they're metal, right fridge magnet?" Yang challenged Pyrrha who was still avoiding her gaze as she weakly began to whistle.

"It's a lovely day out." Pyrrha offered.

Ruby processed the information before she sprung to life. "Pyrrha I can't believe you!" Her cheeks flushed as she pouted. "I tried to settle this fair and square and you use your semblance to chea-" The flush and pout suddenly disappeared from Ruby as she blinked a few times. "Hey what if we settled this with a race instead?" She offered the alternative with a smile.

"Fuck off sis." Yang responded, flicking the now balled up coin at Ruby's forehead, causing a tiny squeak.

"At least I wasn't blatant with it..." Pyrrha mumbled.

"Ughhhhh." Ruby once again sighed as she massaged her forehead. "I guess we can't rely on any type of bets or games either huh?"

"Yeah, because some of us just can't play fair!" Yang pointed an accusatory finger at Pyrrha.

Pyrrha finally returned her gaze to Yang. "Oh because I'm the only one who would try to tip the odds in my favor." She eyed Ruby.

A few grumbles and half hearted mumbles of denial were her only answer from the tiny reaper.

"My point exactly, so how can we decide this?"

A voice belonging to none of the girls answered. "You could perhaps just let Jaune decide." All three of their attentions snapped to the entrance of the dorm, showing none other than Lie Ren who had his usual calm, if deadpanned, look.

"R-Ren! How long have you been there!?" Pyrrha yelped, the other two also making surprised noises.

"A few minutes."

"And you didn't think to say anything instead of just standing there?!" Yang asked while Ruby nodded in agreement.

"Barring me speaking just now? I would have knocked on the door but..." He spared a glance to the ruined door, weakly clinging to the last bit of hinge it could, before continuing. "it seemed someone had already done that."

Pyrrha cleared her throat. "R-right." She glanced at the other two girls, who in turn glanced back before they all zeroed their focus on Ren once again. "So how much of our talk did you hear exactly?" She asked calmly, with a mysterious undertone of something else.

"Enough." Ren answered, equally calm but with no such undertone.

Yang was the first to stand, stretching her limbs and popping knuckles. "Ohhhhh? And what were you planning to do about it sport?" She asked menacingly.

Ruby looked confused for a second before she also got up. "Y-yeah, you're not gonna do anything to stop us!"

Pyrrha gave Ren an apologetic look before she also stood up. "I'm sorry Ren, but I'm ready to toss aside any other friendships for this to happen."

Ren glanced between the 3 huntresses, each eyeing him while their bodies tensed, before he took a deep breath. "Was something lost in translation?"

Pyrrha glanced at the other two huntresses confused before answering. "Ermmm...maybe?"

Ruby continued. "You aren't gonna try to stop us or anything?"

Ren shrugged his shoulders. "Why would I?"

"Uhhh..well..."

"Were you doing anything illegal?" Ren plainly asked.

The 3 huntresses once again shared a look before Ruby answered. "No?"

"A bit troubled that you waited before answering, and the way you said it without certainty, but then what's the problem?"

Yang responded. "You don't...you don't think it's weird how much we want Jaune?"

"Oh absolutely, I think you five are borderline deranged." Ren answered eagerly, causing another tensing of the three huntress. "Be that as it may you being weird has nothing to do with my approval of the situation...or more accurately my apathy."

They all eased once again, with Ruby responding. "Well apathy is better than opposition I guess...wait..."

Pyrrha spoke up this time. "Five?"

Yang looked around. "What, should we also have to worry about his bed or sheets vying for his affection too...then again maybe they've already seen more action than us." Yang teased, only joking at first but then the implication of what substances might be soaked on Jaune's bedding made her mind begin to wander as she eyed it.

No one else paid Yang any mind as he seemed weirdly transfixed on Jaune's sheet as Ren spoke. "Is it not extremely obvious that Blake and Weiss also have a extreme interest in Jaune?"

"THAT'S RIGHT!" Ruby suddenly screamed. "Guys Blake was like, super weird earlier!"

"Isn't she always?" Yang offered.

"Well...yeah a bit but this is serious, she had a bunch of Jaune's stuff in a bag, like his toothbrush!"

Pyrrha gasped. "Oh no, stealing Jaune's belongings...how disturbing, why I'd never!" She defended herself, even though no one had even made the suggestion she did the same.

A small ripping noise was heard and the gang looked towards the source, a flustered Yang with her hands held behind her back. "Y-yeah, that's pretty creepy alright." She shuffled a bit to the side to block view of Jaune's bedding, a corner now missing from a sheet.

Ruby, a bit astonished at her fellow huntresses in arms, decided to ignore their questionable behavior for now to focus on the main issue of Blake. "Well yeah but that's not it, she said a bunch of stuff about 'eradicating me' and stuff, I think she's dangerous!"

Ren hummed in faux sympathy. "Yes, she's dangerous, which is why I figured you should all know I saw her and Jaune entering a bulkhead and leaving the school."

Pyrrha was the first to respond, a darkness pouring from her. "What?"

Ruby yelped in response, all to familiar at this point what the sudden tonal shift in Pyrrha meant. "H-hey let's not get to worked up here..." She tried to sooth the now ticking timebomb of violence.

Yang spoke up now, oddly calm compared to Pyrrha. "Well why didn't you say so?"

"I did as soon as I could." Ren bluntly answered.

"How long ago was this?" Yang asked.

Ren shrugged his shoulders. "Maybe 10 minutes ago."

"Did Jaune seem like he was being forced to go?"

"No."

"Did you overhear anything about where they were heading?"

"Is now really the time for twenty questions?" Ren rhetorically asked, a faint trace of annoyance in his voice.

Yang huffed. "Fair enough." She looked back towards her two partners, one looking sheepish and one looking murderous, before she spoke. "Looks like we got a lover boy to save."

"Y-yeah we can't can't sidetracked now right Pyrrha?" Ruby offered. "Who knows what Blake could be doing to Jaune right no-" She was cut off my Pyrrha surging past her and out of the room, nothing but a menacing growl coming out of her.

Ren quickly stepped to the side to avoid being flattened by the now single minded and furious spartan. "Perhaps that wasn't the best choice of words."

"Definitely not." Yang answered while patting her sister on the back. "But we can poke fun at her for that later, we gotta get a move on before team RWBY becomes team RWY." Yang thought a bit for before she smirked. "But seriously Rubes I don't get RWY you thought that was a good idea."

"SHUT UP!" Ruby screamed/squealed, equally annoyed by her sisters teasing and terrible pun. "Let's just...ughhhh lets's just get out of here." She and Yang also began to leave. "Thanks for the heads up Ren."

"Don't mention it, no really don't I'd rather not be an accomplice to anything about to happen." He replied while watching the two rush down the hallway before he sighed. All of this headache was caused by Jaune being stupendously dense. He loved Jaune as a brother but even he couldn't begin to fathom how one could be so blissfully unaware of someone's romantic interest in them. He knew he wasn't really those most in touch with emotional matters but surely even he would never make the same mistake as Jaune...surely.

Elsewhere a orange haired girl sitting in the cafeteria committing war crimes against a plate of pancakes felt a sudden pang of extreme annoyance.

As Ruby and Yang made their way to the bulkheads Ruby turned to her sister. "Y'know sis no offense but you're taking this way better than I thought you would."

"Well what the heck is that supposed to mean?"

"Well you know...I thought you'd get all red eyed and smashy smashy like you do...alot."

"Sis, dear sweet sis of mine you gotta look at the bigger picture here."

"Yeah?"

"Jaune is in trouble now right?"

"Uhhh...maybe, we don't even know what Blake's up to right now..."

"It's Blake were talking about here so let's assume she is." She responded, completly throwing her supposed best friend and partner under the bus. "Jaune's in trouble and then WOOSH, I come in and-"

"ahem, we." Ruby tried to correct to no avail.

"rescue him, and that's gonna score me"

"us" Ruby corrected again, more annoyed

"Major points. He'll just have to appreciate that...love that." Yang finished, a confident smirk on her face that hid the small tone of desperation in her voice.

"Hmmmm maybe...still wonder what those two are up to though..."

Elsewhere with Jaune and Blake

Jaune and Blake were currently standing in a hotel room while Jaune was carefully studying a piece of paper, confusion on his face.

"Blake...what is this?"

"A script, read it."

"A script? Really? Do I really have to..."

"Jaune...I need you to fufill my deepest fantasies if we're gonna beat this damn heat cycle..." Blake assured Jaune with the closest look of a pouting cat she could muster. "I know it may seem weird but please don't judge and bare with it...please" Blake pleaded, in a roundabout way asking Jaune to not kinkshame her.

"It's just..." Jaune looked at Blake before he groaned to himself. "Fine." He cleared his throat as and studied the paper one last time.

"Oh, You're approaching me?"

"I can't cuddle the shit out of you without coming closer." Blake instantly answered while she began to stomp her way towards Jaune, a determined look on her face.

What the hell Blake? Jaune thought to himself as he tried his best to hide his blush and keep himself from stammering over his next line.

"Ho Ho! Then come as close as you'd like!" He tossed the paper aside, more than eager to rid himself of the embarrassing script as he likewise began to Strut towards Blake as if they were about to enter some epic confrontation.

To be continued -

Ending note- What a dumb and forced reference, enjoyed writing it immensely. Anywho hope yall enjoyed the chapter, know it's been a bit but if I'm being entirely honest I stopped watching RWBY at around volume 5 and my interest in the fandom has rapidly declined as a whole, I just stick around for the Jaune harem fanfics at this point. Just keep that in mind when it comes to waiting for the next update lol, but who knows I might force myself to once again write stuff for this opposed to other stories out of annoyance again, peace.