Italics indicate thinking

Bold is for attacks

Wyper's POV

"Uhh…a little to the left." Nami sighed.

"What's with this lack of enthusiasm!" Luffy yelled "Wake up!"

"Be quiet!" Nami snapped "half of us nearly died because someone jumped off Zou!"

"and I thought the last time we fell out of the sky would be the last." I laughed.

"I just wanna be left alone." Nami said "Slightly to port."

"I can do it!"

"See be more positive like that." Luffy said as a rabbit girl landed next to him "HUH?!"

"Something this heavy can float, weird." She said.

"Carrot?!"

"Oh, a stowaway." Monet fixed her glasses.

"I wanted to tag along!" the girl said hugging people.

"Turn around and take her back." Pedro, the other mink coming with us to keep an eye on Pekoms, said.

"Please don't Wanda will be super mad!" she whined "I just wanna go on a sea adventure!"

"This isn't a game." Pedro sighed.

"I brought carrots too." She said "And carrot juice! I even remembered a change of clothes!"

"How long do you think that will last?" Monet smiled.

"Half a day, I heard the sea is pretty big." She said.

"It will take us multiple days to reach our destination." The researcher said "that's assuming we have no delays."

"It's really that big?! Wow the Sea is a dreamland!" she said.

"Technically it's not land." Someone said.

"She's already here." Luffy said nibbling on a carrot "It's fine she can take care of herself."

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" she cheered "I'll be fine-WHO SAID YOU COULD EAT MY CARROT?!"

She then tackled Luffy rather roughly and bit his neck.

"My throat!" Luffy gagged.

"Just try patting her head." Nami said.

"Hehehe." The rabbit girl giggled when she was tapped.

"She almost took out Luffy." I whistled "Wow…"

"Don't underestimate her, she's stronger than she looks." Pedro warned.

"I am hungry though." Luffy said "Food!"

"Your priorities are a mess as usual." Nami groaned "Fine I can whip up something quick just watch the ship for me."

"I'll make the food!" Luffy said.

"HUH?!"

"Is that a good idea?" I asked.

Pedro went up to the Crow's Nest and got a copy of the morning paper which had a story about the Revolutionary Army's main base getting destroyed.

"They got all beat up?!" Luffy said.

"How strange given we so recently crossed paths with them on Dressrosa." Monet hummed "I wonder what happened."

"Remember what Garp said?" Nami looked at the paper "he said Dragon was Luffy's dad right."

"This guy's my Dad?" Luffy looked at the picture in the paper.

"You never even looked into it?" Nami said "I thought you would have been more curious about it; Robin was with him for some time as well."

"This is my first time seeing him." Luffy said "he doesn't really look like me."

"The article is strange." Monet read it "It wasn't the marines or even a Cipher Pol unit that destroyed this base, the Blackbeard Pirates did it."

"Blackbeard?!" Luffy yelled "That guy…"

"What would he want with the Revolutionary Army?" Nami wondered.

"On Dressrosa Steve and Sabo fought with that Champion guy." Luffy said "maybe that's why?"

"There's no mention of those killed or wounded." Monet tucked the paper into her lab coat "No reason to fear the worst then I suppose, especially given the notoriety of Dragon and the Chief of Staff they would likely have mentioned if they were killed."

"Hey! Hey!" Chopper yelled.

"What is it?"

"Luffy you can make food but the kitchen doesn't look like that when Sanji does it." He pointed.

"It's on fire!" I yelled when flames gushed out the windows.

"I forgot to turn off the stove!" Luffy yelled.

"MORON!"

"There's a storm coming, pull in the sails quick or they'll rip." Nami said.

"And the fire?"

"Let the rain put it out." She said.

A Few days LATER

"It's too hot!" Luffy groaned "Monet…help…make it…snow…"

"I'm afraid I've done all I can." She panted "the sun is simply excruciating here; I fear I might melt myself."

"We have no food; it's a thousand degrees and we've still got a ways to go." I groaned laying in the shade "We're screwed."

"Why can't you idiots just catch a fish." Nami said.

"It's probably because the sea is boiling." Chopper told her "I don't think there are any fish here."

"The line!" Pedro said "Luffy you have something reel it in!"

"Food!" Carrot cheered.

"HMM HYA!" Luffy tugged hard and a massive fish flew onto the deck.

"It's fricken huge!" I cheered.

"The coloration is rather bright." Monet said looking at it.

"Gimme a second I'll look it up." Chopper said "This would be easier if Lil was here. She probably has a fish encyclopedia in her library area though."

Chopper scampered off and I don't even think he got into the library before Luffy was ripping off skin.

"I can probably butcher it with some time." I said.

"Wait it's poison I'm sure of it!" Chopper ran out with a book "see!"

"Ugh, just great." I groaned "We catch something and it's poison."

"Well you can eat everything but the skin." He said.

"Okay, I'll deal with that, but Luffy did kinda stuff his face already." I sighed.

We managed to save most of the fish and cook it safely but we did have an issue of Luffy puking his guts out.

"Luffy's gonna die!" Chopper cried.

"I thought he was immune to poison or something." I said.

"We're really low on medical supplies since we gave so much to the Minks." Chopper said "We need to find an island right away. This is supposed to be instant kill poison but I'm guessing Luffy's immunity is just prolonging the effect and making it take longer to actually kill him."

"This will be a problem." Monet said "We need to do something soon."

"Given how much time has passed I'd wager Black Leg has already arrived at the island." Pekoms said "Which means we should be closing in on Big Mom's territory soon."

"Huh?" I looked up "Oh great snow."

"No this is not snow." Monet said "It's…cotton candy?"

"BRIGGG!"

"Now the snail is ringing." Brook said.

"It's likely picking up the warning waves." Pekoms said "We've certainly crossed into Mama's territory now. I would suggest disguising yourselves quickly."

"There's a ship coming." Carrot said.

"It's a tart scout ship." The lion said "Remain calm and follow procedure and I can get us by."

"Maybe they have antidote." Chopper said.

The speaker on the other ship buzzed and started speaking.

"Germa speaking, we have a confirmed sighting of the Strawhat ship."

"It's a Germa ship?" he said "The plan won't work then!"

"Why is this situation so complicated." I groaned.

AN

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