Jet wasn't home during movie night, and Wave and Storm had gotten bored of the movie they were watching in the living room. The two of them used to hate each other, but over time, they grew to care deeply for each other until Storm accidentally revealed that he had a crush on Wave. The two have since been married.
"Why doesn't Jet ever join us for movie night?" Storm wondered aloud as they watched the film. "We've tried for months now to get him to watch Grownups 2 for us, and he always says he's busy. I'm getting sick of watching all these rom-coms. I can't keep waiting on him to see the film!"
"Yeah, and 50 First Dates is the next movie after this," Wave sighed. "I bet he's out making out with Sonic. He's always hanging out with him. The first few times it was okay, but now I'm getting suspicious."
Wave scoots a little closer to Storm on the couch, placing a hand on his chest. Storm looks down and sees her giving him a seductive look.
"You know, this movie is getting pretty boring…" Wave says in an alluring tone. "I'd rather play with you.."
Storm begins to sweat upon picking up Wave's intentions. "Here?! On the couch?!" he asked. "B-but what if he catches us?"
"Oh come on, Jet is probably gonna spend the night with Sonic, " Wave said. She runs a finger down Storm's chest. "And I'll be quick about it~"
Storm decided to give in and pushed Wave down on the couch.
"Come here big guy~" Wave said before pulling him in for a kiss.
And how here they were, nine months later. Wave had gotten sick the day after their rendezvous on the couch. When they went to the doctor about it, they discovered she wasn't sick, she was pregnant. Jet and Storm couldn't stop screaming.
"I leave you two alone for one day, and you're out here creating the next generation of the Babylon Rogues!" Jet says.
"Me? A father?" Storm asked. "I feel like that intervenes with the space-time continuum."
"Jet, you're always off sucking face with Sonic, what were you expecting us to do?" Wave said.
"Hey! It's not like that!" Jet said, suddenly flustered. "I will not stop until I've defeated Sonic once and for all. He just keeps beating me!"
"Yeah, sure," Wave sarcastically said.
What would follow in the upcoming months was Wave having emotional mood swings, throwing up everywhere, and eating an abundance of strawberries. It's a Babylon superstition that eating strawberries while pregnant will make your baby healthy and strong.
Storm and Jet did everything they could to support Wave. Storm would take care of Wave and comfort her, while Jet made him do all that because they were married and it was their situation, not his. He did however call Sonic to get Tails to help them build a nursery.
Wave was upset that "Shorty" was helping her out, but it's not like she would be able to do any building with her current state. Storm demanded she just relax instead.
When the day finally came for the baby to be delivered, the Rogues actually found themselves in jail. A heist gone wrong ended up with the three of them in the slammer. What's worse was that they had a pregnant woman who was due any minute now in there. How messed up is that?
"Alright, I have an idea," Jet said, a lightbulb over his head. "Just follow my lead."
The officer on patrol was dozing off when suddenly they heard screaming. The officer runs over to see Wave lying on the floor in pain. Storm and Jet are freaking out and there is water on the floor.
"Sir, our friend is about to go into labor!" Jet said. "We need you to let us out so we can get her to the hospital!"
The officer, shaking, pulls out his keys.
"Hurry, she's about to pop," Storm said. The officer unlocks the cell door, and Storm knocks out the officer. The two of them tie the poor officer to a chair and run off on their hoverboards, Wave lagging behind. They park in a nearby alley.
"Ha. Suckers!" Jet said. "I can't believe that worked."
"Yeah, I thought for sure they would see me pouring the water on the floor," Storm said. "What do you think Wave?" He turns to Wave, who slowly gets off her board and falls to her knees, beginning to cry in pain.
"Okay Wave, you can stop doing that now. We're out of jail," Jet said. He then notices the pool of water forming below her. He turns to Storm in fear.
"I THINK SHE'S ACTUALLY GIVING BIRTH!" Jet yelled. He and Storm scream and begin to run around in circles.
"You idiots, take me to the hospital!" Wave cried out, trying to stand up. Storm scooped her up in his arms, and the two boys flew at full speed to the nearest hospital.
Jet kicks open the doors of the Emerald City Infirmary. "STOP THE PRESSES, WE HAVE A SWALLOW HERE THAT'S IN LABOR!" He shouted. Storm began to push everyone out of the way so they could get to the front desk. A nurse came in with a wheelchair for Wave. Storm places her in the chair, and the nurses roll off with her, Jet and Storm following behind.
What would follow were the most stressful hours the Rogues had ever been put through. Wave was screaming in pain as she's pushing out a child, Storm was also in pain, because Wave was gripping onto his arm too hard, and Jet was annoyed by all the noise and wanted it to end.
"You… you jerk!" Wave angrily shouted at Storm. "You did this to me. I'm in pain because of you! Why didn't you talk me out of seducing you on the couch?! I WOULD'VE BEEN OKAY WITH 50 FIRST DATES!"
"Honey, you're almost there," Storm said, his voice strained as he was still in pain. "Just a little more…"
All three Rogues let out a scream for their own reason.
A moment of silence went by, before the sound of a baby's cry broke the silence. The nurses quickly cut the umbilical cord before rushing to clean off the baby bird. Wave and Storm could feel the waterworks going.
"Congratulations!" One nurse said, holding the newborn in a blanket. "It's a girl!"
The nurse handed the baby to Wave, who took her from the nurse and held her close to her chest, sobbing.
"She's so beautiful…" Wave began to sob.
Storm also couldn't stop himself from crying. In fact, this was the only rare occasion when he did. He also cried at his wedding, but that's a fic for another day.
"I can't believe it.." Storm said. He looked down at his new daughter, her eyes slowly opening.
"It's okay, Mommy and Daddy are here.." Wave said.
"Hey Boss, you wanna see the baby?" Storm asked. He looked over and saw Jet covering his eyes while sniffling. "Boss?"
"I'm good, thanks…" Jet said in a shaky voice.
"Our ancestors have blessed us with such a wonderful gift," Wave said. "Our little Windy…"
"Windy? That's a beautiful name," Storm said. "For such a beautiful girl…"
Windy calmed down a little as the two new parents sobbed.
"We're so happy you're here Windy," Wave said. "Soon, you'll be repairing Teach Gear just like Mommy."
"Or maybe she'll be super strong like Daddy," Storm said. "She already has a grip on my finger!"
Storm and Wave give each other a kiss on the lips.
"Hey, uh, sorry about what I said when I was in labor," Wave said. "You may be an idiot, but I loved you enough to marry you and have this child with you."
"Just promise me you won't hurt my hand again," Storm said, gesturing at his hand. Wave giggled.
"No promises."
After a few tests, the Rogues were allowed to go back home with the baby. Jet and Storm were relaxing on the balcony of the airship, while Wave and Windy rested.
"Hey Boss, how come you didn't want to see the baby?" Storm asked.
"I'm gonna be real, I didn't know how to react," Jet admitted. "I dreaded the day the child would come into this world, but dang it, I want to be involved in the kid's life. She can be a great addition to the team. I'm gonna be the coolest Uncle."
"Wow Boss, I've never seen you so considerate before," Storm said. "Me and Wave should have more children."
"Hey, don't go popping out babies left and right just because I showed the tiniest bit of sympathy!" Jet said. "At the end of the day, it's your child and your responsibility. I don't want to see diapers scattered over the place."
"Well, we'll do our best," Storm said. "I now have two important women in my life that I must protect with my life."
"Ew don't get sappy," Jet cringed.
Later that night, Jet was dialing a number on his bed. The other end picked up.
"Hey Jet, it's one in the morning," a half-asleep Sonic said on the phone. "Did Wave have her baby?"
"Yeah, and that's the last time I used a pregnant lady to get out of jail," Jet said. "Hey, you know how Tails makes various sorts of things?"
"What? Do you want Tails to make us a kid?" Sonic asked. "Oh, that's exactly what you want, isn't it. Meet me tomorrow and we can talk about it to Tails."
