Everyone knows what Christmas is, including you and me. It's all about the many presents underneath the Christmas tree. At least that's what some people say, but let's face it, aside from the fact that nobody is really here for the rhyming, if you asked what Christmas was all about to enough different people, you would probably get a lot of different responses. As I said, some people think it's about the Christmas presents, and some think it's about the decorations, with the Christmas tree in particular being of great interest. There are those who think it's about Santa Claus, or about the feasts, or about all the snow depending on where you live, though generally it's about togetherness, and about family and friendship and goodwill to our fellow men. Technically, it's meant to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, but the amount of the things that can change over the course of a couple of millennia is mind blowing.
Of course, Christmas is a holiday that is very much celebrated in the World of Pokemon, and it is on Christmas Eve that this story takes place. More specifically, it was in an isolated log cabin located at the base of Mt. Silver, a very tall and cold mountain at the border between the Kanto and Johto regions. The cabin was on the Johto side of the mountain rather than the Kanto side. Ten different people consisting of one boy and nine girls, as well as one pokemon belonging to the boy (a Pikachu to be exact) were already inside of the cabin. The ten of them were all sitting on a long couch that was just big enough to fit them all in. It was still a tight squeeze, to the point where each of their hips and shoulders were touching. The girls had already baked enough Christmas cookies to last them all a week, and had plenty of milk and eggnog on hand. Thus, they were all binging on some Christmas Cookies and drinking lots of milk and eggnog, all the while watching one Christmas Special after another.
On the far left end of the couch was Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town, the champion of Alola and the newest monarch of the Pokemon World Coronation Series. A native of the Kanto Region, Ash was a skinny, slender preteen boy with spiky, jet black hair, slightly tan skin, and brown eyes. Underneath each eye was a distinctive lightning bolt-like marking of sorts. He wore a blue vest with yellow outlines, with white undershirt with short sleeves and a red stripe underneath said vest, as well as a pair of indigo shorts with black outlines and a pair of black sneakers with blue highlights. He also wore a red hat with a black Poké Ball design formed into the letter C. Personality-wise, Ash was a very strong person who was known to show a lot of confidence when battling, yet capable of showing a lot of sympathy towards Pokémon, having helped and befriending numerous throughout his seemingly endless journey. While he was generally kind, brave, enthusiastic, passionate and adventurous, he could occasionally be stubborn, high-tempered, cocky, and somewhat impulsive, though he has worked on those issues. Right now, he was sitting on the couch eating Christmas cookies and drinking milk and eggnog without a care, and with the way he ate and drank he seemed to have the table manners of a rampaging Primeape and the appetite of his Snorlax, with cookie crumbs and milk stains all over his face and clothes. He would also let out a loud and massive belch every now and then, like any other boy his age would.
Directly to Ash's left was Misty Waterflower, the gym leader of Cerulean City and the youngest of the Sensational Sisters. A native of the Kanto Region, Misty was a young girl with a fit build and short, spiky orange hair that was tied into a side ponytail with a blue elastic rubber band. She also had green eyes and fair skin, and she wore a yellow tank top that revealed her midriff, red suspenders, denim shorts that stopped at her thighs and red high top sneakers with yellow lining and white laces. Personality-wise, Misty could be sweet and optimistic at times, but she was well known to be somewhat quick to anger, especially when lost in a forest. She could abruptly switch between her emotions on a dime, and could be slightly vain from time to time, though she has since mellowed and become less hyperactive in regards to her personality. Apparently, however, she seemed to have somewhat retained that hyperactivity as she was snarfing down all those Christmas cookies and binge drinking milk and eggnog, with cookie crumbs and milk stains all over her clothes and face. She was also letting out one loud, massive belch after another like the tomboy that she was.
Directly to Misty's left was May Maple, the daughter of Petalburg City's gym leader: Norman Maple, as well as an aspiring Pokemon Coordinator. A native of the Hoenn Region, May was a slim girl of average height with brown long hair that had a single fringe at the center with three edges that were secured by a red and white kerchief. She had blue eyes with long eyelashes, and she wore a red short-sleeved shirt with a navy blue semi-circle on it, a yellow fanny pack, white gloves with navy fingertips, a white mini skirt over dark blue cycle shorts, and black ankle socks along with red shoes with black and yellow stripes. Personality-wise, May was a sweet and very kind-hearted girl, who was regarded by many as being very beautiful. She would love to eat desserts and would never hesitate to help people in need. Like Misty, May had a bit of a temper, particularly when disagreeing with her younger brother, Max Maple, or with Ash Ketchum, though she has mellowed down since journeying with Ash, Max, and Brock. Get between her and her food, however, and may Arceus have mercy on your soul. Indeed, she seemed to have a ravenous appetite as she devoured countless Christmas cookies and drank plenty of eggnog and milk, with milk stains and cookie crumbs on her face and clothes. She would also let out a series of loud and massive belches every once in a while.
Directly to May's left was Dawn Berlitz, an aspiring Pokemon coordinator from Twinleaf Town and the daughter of the famous Pokemon Top Coordinator: Johanna Berlitz. A native of the Sinnoh Region, Dawn had a fair complexion, blue eyes, and long navy blue hair. She wore a mini sweater dress consisting of a black V-neck tank top with a white shirt under it, a very short pink mini skirt, and a red scarf. On her head was a white beanie with a pink Poké Ball print on it, as well as gold hair clips that held up her hair in front. She wore a bracelet of sorts on her right wrist and her red and white Pokétch on her left. She also wears a pair of knee-length pink boots with a pink and white strap on the edges, white rims, grayish-white soles, and with black mid-knee socks above them. Behind the couch was a small yellow backpack with all of her personal belongings inside of it. Personally-wise: Dawn had always had a bubbly personality, being carefree, upbeat, cheerful, and confident in her abilities (sometimes to the point of being somewhat overconfident, though not to the same extent as Ash). Despite being kind and supportive, she was similar to Misty and May in that should occasionally be quick-tempered and would sometimes be a bit emotional when she loses, so Ash and Brock often had to help her cope while they were on their journey through Sinnoh. That she said, she has noticeably matured since the start of her journey, but that didn't change the fact that she was wildly eating as many Christmas cookies as she could, complete with milk and eggnog. She already had cookie crumbs and milk stains on her face and clothes. She also let out loud and massive belches that were unfitting for a Pokemon coordinator.
Directly to Dawn's left was Iris Emerald, the Champion of the Unova region and aspiring Dragon type specialist hoping to one day become a "Dragon Master". A native of the Unova Region, Iris is a young, thin, dark-skinned girl with a medium brown complexion, brown eyes, and abnormal long purple hair that was tied back with yellow bangles in thick ponytails that resembled the petals of an iris blossom, which seemed quite fitting given her name. She wore a cream-colored, long-sleeved top with a pink collar and cuffs, a pink puffy miniskirt with a slit on the left side and a big ribbon over it, white leggings with yellow colored ends at the legs, and pink and white yellow-strapped shoes with no socks. Personality-wise: Iris was a wild girl who liked swinging on vines and eating Berries. She had been known to possess pride in her role as a Pokémon Trainer, as shown during moments when Ash failed to catch a Pokémon and she referred to him as a "little kid". The rest of her personality was similar to that of Misty's, except noticeably more energetic, and with a fear of Ice-type Pokemon instead of Bug-type Pokemon. That energy was seen in full display as she devoured one Christmas cookie after another like a wild, carnivorous pokemon. With milk and eggnog in her stomach, and cookie crumbs and milk stains on her clothing and her face, she was already letting out a series of loud and massive belches the way anyone with her upbringing would.
Directly to Iris's left was Serena Yvonne, the daughter of accomplished Rhyhorn racer: Grace Yvonne, and an aspiring pokemon performer/Pokemon coordinator. A native of the Kalos Region, Serena had fair skin, grey eyes, long legs, and honey-colored shoulder‐length hair (a short‐layered bob, to be exact). She wore a reddish‐pink fedora, a bright pink dress with a white collar and a gray top underneath, and a red waistcoat with a blue ribbon on her chest. She wore black stockings that were covered by a pair of mid-knee length brown boots with a strap of darker brown at the front of each boot. The rims of her soles were brown, while the soles of her boots were gray, and there was no heel on her boots. Personality-wise, Serena was a very kind and polite girl, and she was always very helpful and concerned about what her friends were doing, especially Ash, and tried the best she could to keep their spirits up. She also had a passion for fashion and clothes, always searching for the prettiest and most stylish outfits to wear. It is for precisely this reason that she hates getting dirty and being soaked in mud. She also had a crush on Ash, though she tried to hide it (but failed miserably). What she DIDN'T hide, however, was the way she was snarfing down those Christmas cookies like a maniac, complete with copious amounts of milk and eggnog being consumed. She had gotten a lot of cookie crumbs and milk stains on her clothes and face, and she was blasting out loud and massive belches every now and then in a manner unbecoming of her usual personality.
Directly to Serena's left was Lillie Aether, daughter of the head of the Aether Foundation: Lusamine Aether, and a wealthy student at Melemele Island's Pokémon School. A native of the Alola Region, Lillie was a young girl with green eyes and platinum blond hair in a ponytail tied together with a braid. She wore white sailor-like shirt with a blue ribbon, a very short white miniskirt with a light blue line, and white penny loafers with white ankle socks. Behind the couch was her backpack: a pink backpack with a white ribbon. Personality-wise, Lillie was a polite, innocent, and kindhearted girl who, despite her wealthy upbringing, always cared for and showed concern for others. An incident from her childhood involving an Ultra Beast known as Nihilego had traumatized Lillie to the point of becoming terrified of physically interacting with Pokémon, freezing up whenever even a single Pokémon entered her personal space. As time went on, and with help from Ash, her friends from school, and her older brother, Gladion, she was able to overcome this fear. While she usually had excellent table manners, she was clearly not showing them with all the Christmas cookies, milk, and eggnog that she had hastily consumed. The amount of cookie crumbs and milk stains on her face and clothes were very unladylike indeed, as were the loud and massive belches that she was letting out every once in a while.
Directly to Lillie's left was Mallow Florgata, an aspiring chef and childhood friend of Lana Sireta, as well as a student at Melemele Island's Pokemon School. A native of the Alola Region, Mallow was a slender and slightly tall girl with tan skin, long green hair kept in two tree-shaped twintails, and light green eyes. She always had a fake pink flower in her hair that was held in place with green vine-like straps. Mallow wore a pink tank top, light gray overalls with spiky white frills, a white clover-shaped mark on the waist, and a berry-storing pouch above the bust. She also wore green and white shoes with small dark green bows, and also kept a golden clover-shaped badge on her waist just above the white clover-shaped mark. On her left wrist was a green Z-Ring that was given to her while Ash was on his journey in the Alola Region. Behind the couch was her Forage Bag: a drawstring bag in the shape of a Pinap Berry with fake Berries on the tie. Personality-wise, Mallow was an energetic and kind-hearted girl who was also a little bit scatterbrained. She was very friendly and always happy to assist others. She regularly helps out at Aina's Kitchen, the restaurant her family owns, and she also had a huge love for Grass-type Pokémon, getting excited whenever she met new ones. She was happily snarfing down Christmas cookie after Christmas cookie, with a lot of milk and eggnog having gone down her gullet. She had gotten a kitchen's worth of cookie crumbs and milk stains on her clothes and face, and she was repeatedly letting out loud and massive belches, one after the other.
Directly to Mallow's left was Lana Sireta, an aspiring fisher and childhood friend of Mallow Florgata, as well as a student at Melemele Island's Pokemon School. A native of the Alola Region, Lana was a short and slender young girl with fair skin, blue eyes, and short blue hair, the latter in which she wore a yellow string headband that resembled a fishing net. She wore a short blue cape behind her back, a sleeveless white sailor shirt on top of a dark blue swimsuit with a blue fish decal in the middle of the chest, and long blue pants with a yellow string near the waist (from which hangs a badge shaped like her Trial Captain symbol) and blue Hawaiian wave patterns on the bottoms. She wore a pair of darkly-colored rubber sandals that were far too big for her. She had her fishing placed behind the couch. Lana also wore a blue Z-Ring on her left wrist. Personality-wise: Lana was quite the pleasant and nice girl. As her appearance suggested, she was a Water-type Pokémon specialist, and has a great connection with them (though she is generally kind and caring to all her Pokémon). While she usually had a quiet nature, she was actually a girl of action that got easily embarrassed when it came to romance, especially if it involved Ash. Her quiet nature heavily contrasted with the way she was gobbling up all of the Christmas cookies, and the fact that she drank enough milk and eggnog to fill a bathroom sink. The amount of cookie crumbs and milk stains all over her face and clothes proved this, as did the fact that she was also kept producing loud, massive belches every now and then.
Directly to Lana's left was Chloe Cerise, daughter of Professor Cerise and a childhood friend of Goh Niantico. She was at the far right end of the couch. A native of the Kanto Region, Chloe was a short and slender fair-skinned young girl with green eyes and long, dark pink hair that seemingly reflected light in the shape of a flower and was braided and kept in a side ponytail with a cherry blossom-shaped scrunchie, with square bangs hanging on the right side. She wore a school uniform that consisted of a baggy white dress with blue anchors on the sides, a blue-and-white collar around her shoulders, and a yellow ribbon around her neck. Chloe wore a pair of mid-knee dark gray socks on her feet, which have white lines on the top of them. Said socks were covered by a pair of short white boots that matched her dress, with dark gray soles, navy blue bootstraps and white Velcro straps that were connected to small golden buttons. Much of her school outfit also has yellow accents. Her brown school bag, which had gold-colored buckles and was used to keep her homework and school materials safe and had different pockets for storage, was right behind her position on the couch. Personality-wise: Chloe seemed detached and cold when having a conversation. She was also very aloof. preferring to keep things to herself most of the time, but she does have a few friends. Despite this, Chloe had been known to get verbally aggressive towards people that upset her. She was easily exasperated and disliked it when people made assumptions about her, forcing her to put up a wall around herself. Deep down, however, she was a kind person who loves and cares for the people around her, and has gradually started to open up to the world. She seemed to have somewhat of a sweet tooth this time around, as she was hastily eating enough Christmas cookies and drinking enough milk and eggnog to make Santa Claus himself jealous. She already had enough cookie crumbs and milk stains on her clothes and face to match the other people on the couch, and she was letting out loud and massive belches alongside the rest of the group sitting to her right.
This was a meeting that the ten of them had all planned on having since the Start of December. The game plan was to spend Christmas Eve at the log cabin before they would all head back to their respective homes and families on Christmas Day. What none of them knew, however, was that those were about to change rather drastically, and that their Christmas was going to be an exceptionally noisy one.
The first sign that things were doomed to not go as planned while the gang was still watching tv and binge eating on the couch. They were all busy watching yet another Christmas Special (though right now it was on a commercial break) when it was suddenly interrupted by an emergency news broadcast. On the screen was Wilbert Evermann, a famous On Air Personality in Johto's news department. Wilbert was around 50 years old, and had been a major reporter on Johto's weather channel for about 15 years. He was known for his strawberry blond bowl cut and his eccentric work attire. On this occasion, he was wearing a red, Christmas themed suit with a green tie.
"Good afternoon, I'm Wilbert Evermann." said Wilbert, "We interrupt this broadcast of The ChristmasToon Channel to bring you breaking news about a massive blizzard suddenly striking the area around Mt. Silver and the surrounding towns. Our very own Rhea Porter is on the scene, let's go to her now, live, for more details. Rhea…"
The TV screen then cuts to Rhea Porter, a Hispanic weather reporter in her late 30s with long, curly black hair and a green trench coat. She starts off by saying "Well, Wilbert, I'm seriously cold right now as it's -15 degrees Fahrenheit and I'm getting blasted by 40 mph winds. I'm starting to wonder if this is the work of a wild Articuno, because the town that I'm in is under three feet of snow, and it's probably closer to four feet at the base of Mt. Silver. To those at home: I hope you enjoy being snowed in for Christmas, because I recommend finding ways to warm up since this blizzard will probably be a while. Back to you Wilbert."
"Thank you Rhea," replied Wilbert, as the screen returned to the news station. "We now return you to The ChistmasToon Channel on TV, already in progress."
And with that, the Christmas channel resumed to its commercial break, which was just about over. The sudden announcement about the blizzard alarmed the people on the couch, so Ash's Pikachu went to his trainer for assistance. "Hey, Pikachu," Ash asked his best friend and starter, "can you please look outside and check to see if we are snowed in, or something along those lines?"
"PiPi Pika, Pikapi! [pika-speak for "Okie Dokie, Ash!]" replied Pikachu who went to the window to assess the situation. Unfortunately, what he saw only confirmed what Wilbert and Rhea just said, as the surrounding area was buried under at least four feet of snow, if not more. The fact that it was now -10 degrees Fahrenheit with 40 mph wind speeds only exacerbated the issue. Pikachu then ran back to his trainer to confirm the situation to him.
"So Pikachu," said Ash to his best buddy, "are we all officially snowed in?"
Pikachu nodded in response that, yes, they were indeed all snowed in.
"Well, hopefully this all ends soon so that we can all get back to our own homes in time from Christmas." said Ash, with some hope that maybe the snow will at least melt enough for everyone to get home safely.
"Did you not hear what the reporters just said, Ash?" asked Misty, "This blizzard is going to last a long while."
"Well maybe we could just melt the snow in front of us," suggested May, "We all have some Fire-type pokemon on hand."
"Good idea, May," replied Dawn, "After all, we have winter gear on hand for us to keep warm while our Pokemon work."
"I don't think that will do much good," said Iris, "the snow is already falling much faster than our Pokemon could hope to melt it."
"I'm with Iris on this one," replied Serena, "our Pokemon might freeze to death before we get to an airport, assuming that there is even one open."
"Well then I guess we are stuck here for now," said Lillie, "at least we should be able to survive more than long enough for the snow to melt."
"Oh we are definitely going to survive, Lillie," replied Mallow, "but maybe we could be wrong, Christmas Miracles are very much a thing after all."
"You're right that miracles can happen," replied Lana, "but for right now, let's just get back to doing what we had been doing for the past hour."
"Well I guess that's that," said Chloe, "looks like it's back to binge eating and watching Christmas specials for all of us."
And with that, the gang all went back to devouring as many Christmas cookies and drinking as much milk and eggnog as they could. For some reason, however, they all decided to take off their socks and shoes and chuck them behind the couch. After doing just that, they then placed their now bare and smelly feet (which smelled worse than expired eggnog) on the coffee table for all to see. As they all ate and drank and belched on the couch, they all failed to realize that they had all developed some serious beer bellies. Not only had they gained a bit of weight to go with their pot bellies, but they also started yawning. The yawns started off small, but they quickly became bigger and more numerous, so they all silently decided to take an afternoon nap on the couch. Next thing anyone knew, their eyelids were completely closed and Ash, Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Lillie, Mallow, Lana, and Chloe were all dead asleep on the couch in a deeper food coma than anyone could have ever imagined.
Each of them all had peaceful expressions on their faces, but there were some small but noticeable differences in how they were sleeping. Ash was snoring out some closed-mouthed from his smiling face. Misty was snoring softly, with her lips parted and a bit of drool coming up from her mouth. May was blowing bubbles of drool from her smiling and snoozing mouth. Dawn was sleep-talking a lot, though it was more akin to sleep-mumbling. Iris was breathing very heavily, with her mouth kept open throughout the entire process. Serena was belching quite often in her sleep. Lillie was yawning a lot while still in her slumber. Mallow was passing gas every now and then as she dozed off. Lana was drooling a bit from her closed mouth, as well as blowing a small snot bubble. Finally, Chloe was licking her between some of her quiet and dainty snores. All of their bare feet reeked of something far worse than expired eggnog, with stink fumes coming out of them, but they were all far too tired to really care. All that mattered for now was the peace and contentment of being surrounded by friends, good food, and each other.
Pikachu had already moved underneath the Christmas tree, having dozed off just almost immediately after the others did. He slept silently for about an hour when a series of loud noises woke him up with a bit of a fright. He got up on top of the TV (which had been left on by mistake) only to discover one of the weirdest (if not THE weirdest) sights he had ever seen before on his long journey with Ash, if not his entire life.
Ash, Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Lillie, Mallow, Lana, and Chloe were all snoring extremely loudly with their mouths wide open, as well as drooling profusely, farting excessively, blowing anime-esque snot bubbles, and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye. They were all snoring the loudest snores that they had ever produced in their life, completely oblivious to the world around them. Unknown to all of them, something like this had happened once before. Ash's mother: Delia, May's mother: Caroline, Dawn's mother: Johanna, and Serena's mother: Grace, had all spent Thanksgiving in this previous cabin. The four of them had ended up in a deep food coma in the middle of the night on that very couch, and they found themselves in an seemingly endless cycle of sleeping and snoring. The milfs all slept and snored in the same manner that their children were. They vowed never to mention the incident to anyone, let alone their families, and now Ash, Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Lillie, Mallow, Lana, and Chloe were now experiencing more or less the same fate as the four mothers met a month ago.
Ash was sitting at the far left end of the couch, snoring louder than a drunken Snorlax with sinus problems. His trail of drool from his wide open mouth reached all the way to his beer belly, which vibrated with his every snore, and he was farting to the tune of "Silent Night". His bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and he kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Misty was sitting to Ash's left, snoring like a Psyduck with a cold, yet her snoring was louder than a rampaging Gyarados. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
May was sitting to Misty's left, snoring very loud and immense snores that sounded like a Drunken Grumpig yet were louder than a Gigantamax Venusaur with a stuffy nose. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "Joy to the World." Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Dawn was sitting to May's left, snoring louder than a Mamoswine with a fever and a rabid Garchomp put together. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "Jingle Bells". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Iris was sitting to Dawn's left, snoring louder than a Drampa using Hyper Voice and more wildly than a Haxorus using Outrage. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "God Rest ye merry Gentlemen". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Serena was sitting to Iris's left, snoring louder than an Onix that had a Sandslash stuck between its boulders and more ferociously than an angry Pyroar. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "Deck the Halls". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Lillie was sitting to Serena's left, snoring louder and more heavily than an angry Mega Camerupt using Eruption and in a gross and unladylike manner. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Mallow was sitting to Lillie's left, snoring louder than a herd of stampeding Tauros during the "Running of the Tauros". Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "O Christmas Tree". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Lana was sitting to Mallow's left, snoring louder than an entire school of wishiwashi and with more ferocity than a Primal Kyogre. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "The First Noel". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
Chloe was sitting to Lana's left on the far right end of the couch, snoring louder than a Primal Groudon that was out for blood. Her trail of drool from her wide open mouth reached all the way to her beer belly, which vibrated with her every snore, and she was farting to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas". Her bare, smelly feet smelled awful, with stink fumes emanating from them, and she kept blowing anime-esque snot bubbles and producing actual Zs from their heads that were somehow visible to the naked eye.
While each snorer farted to the tune of a different Christmas song that, to the best of my knowledge, was in the public domain, when mixed together those musical farts created a cacophony of smelly chaos. Pikachu could only watch as Ash and his female companions slept and snored and drooled and farted the afternoon away. He tried to wake them up via shaking them and using Thunderbolt on them, among other methods, but all that did was make them snore louder and harder than before. He first looked at everyone at the same time, who all just continued to snore. He then looked at Ash, who continued to snore. He then looked at Misty, who continued to snore. He then looked at May, who continued to snore. He then looked at Dawn, who continued to snore. He then looked at Iris, who continued to snore. He then looked at Serena, who continued to snore. He then looked at Lillie, who continued to snore. He then looked at Mallow, who continued to snore. He then looked at Lana, who continued to snore. He then looked at Chloe, who continued to snore. He finally looked at everyone at the same time, who all continued to snore.
Pikachu ultimately decided not to bother trying to wake anybody else up, so he went back under the tree to rest for a little while. Unfortunately for Pikachu, he was unable to get any sleep because everyone else was too busy snoring loudly while watching television. The batteries in the TV remote were dead, and he knew that using his electricity to try to recharge would only do more harm than good. There were no other batteries in sight, and the buttons on the TV itself didn't work right, so Pikachu decided to unplug the TV itself. While this had the desired effect of making it somewhat quieter, this only worked for about five minutes, after which Ash and his female companions all began snoring a bit louder, but this time they were all snoring in unison, going "*SSSSNNNNOOOORRRREEEE!* fffpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbppb!" "*SSSSNNNNOOOORRRREEEE!* fffpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbppbpbpbpb!" "*SSSSNNNNOOOORRRREEEE!* fffpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbppbpbpbpb!" as they each made blowing sounds with their lips with their blubbering snores.
The afternoon passed and evening arrived, but they were all still passed out going "*SSSSNNNNOOOORRRREEEE!* fffpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbppbpbpbpb!" "*SSSSNNNNOOOORRRREEEE!* fffpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbppbpbpbpb!" on that couch. Pikachu realized that this wasn't going to end anytime soon, so he got a blanket and managed to cover their lower bodies, though their bare, smelly feet were still sticking out from underneath them. Five minutes later, they started to snore a bit louder than before. They were still snoring in unison, but they were now all going "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" as they all slept and snored and farted and drooled the evening away.
Eventually, the evening passed as the sun began to set, and the gang got off of the couch. Rather than wake up, however, they simply yawned, licked their lips, and then began sleepwalking towards the bedroom where they fell onto the beds, lying on their backs in coffins. Ash laid on one end of the bed, with Misty lying to his left, followed by May, then Dawn, then Iris, then Serena, then Lillie, then Mallow, then Lana, and then Chloe in that order. They were now snoring much louder than when they were on the couch. They were drooling all over the mattress, they kept farting to the same Christmas songs as before, and they were all blowing snot bubbles like there was no tomorrow.
Pikachu finally remembered about a pair of earplugs that were left behind in Ash's backpack, so he somehow found a way to put them on so that he could finally get some sleep. He shut the bedroom door and quietly fell asleep on the couch. His slumber was rather peaceful and quiet, a stark contrast to all of the people who were all snoring away in the bedroom. Pikachu was too sleep deprived and exhausted to notice that the TV had SOMEHOW turned on by itself despite the fact that it wasn't even plugged in. Instead of Christmas specials being played on the TV, a very different sight was being displayed.
On the TV were, from left to right: Ash, Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Lillie, Mallow, Lana, and Chloe eating large quantities of ice cream inside of an old RV travel trailer, sitting on an elongated wooden bench that was just long enough to fit all of them onto it. What was very strange was that the gang were all grown up in this picture, having aged about a dozen years, making each of them 22 years old. They were much taller and more mature looking, and they have grown to weigh nearly 300 pounds each, with beer bellies that made them almost look like they were nine months pregnant (even though none of them were pregnant in any way, shape, or form), and the girls had grown enormous breasts that were the size of watermelons. Ash was no longer wearing a hat, having placed it underneath the bench. May, Dawn, and Serena had done the same with their hats (or bandanna in May's case). All of them were barefoot, and were using some wooden crates to use as ottomans to rest their bare smelly feet. They were also wearing beach attire, with Ash wearing swim trunks and the women wearing skimpy bikinis. The clock on the wall behind the couch said that it was 12:00 noon.
As for the in-depth explanations of their swimwear design: Ash was wearing a pair of black swim trunks with a vertical blue line going down each leg. Misty was wearing a skimpy yellow bikini with some cerulean blue raindrops on it. May was wearing a skimpy bikini that was ruby red on one breast and sapphire blue on the other. There were white pokeballs symbols on both sides, and the strings were green. Dawn was wearing a skimpy platinum colored bikini with blue diamond symbols on one breast and pink Pearl symbols on the other. Iris was wearing a skimpy bikini that was black with a white dragon on one breast and white with a black dragon on the other. The string color alternated between black and white. Serena was wearing a black and green bikini that had a blue X on one breast and a red Y on the other. Lillie was wearing a skimpy white bikini that had an orange sun symbol on the one breast and a purple crescent moon symbol on the other. Mallow was wearing a green skimpy bikini that was adorned with pink flower symbols. Lana was wearing a dark blue skimpy bikini with fish symbols on it. Finally, Chloe was wearing a pink and white skimpy bikini that had a cyan sword on one breast and a magenta shield on the other.
They all had scoops of ice cream on their bellies and some ice cream around their lips. As for the flavors of ice cream that they were all eating: Ash was eating chocolate, Misty was eating Vanilla, May was eating strawberry, Dawn was eating mint chocolate chip, Iris was eating Rocky Road, Serena was eating Neapolitan, Lillie was eating Caramel, Mallow was eating Cotton Candy, Lana was eating Chocolate Chip, and Chloe was eating Cookie Dough.
Once they finished eating all of the ice cream, they all let out a massive, triumphant belch in unison, before they all let out an equally massive yawn, licked their lips, and fell fast asleep. Once they closed their eyes and dozed off, enormous snores erupted from their wide open mouths. Their snores were much louder than the ones that their younger selves were unleashing on the bed in the cabin. Whether or not this was a future timeline, alternate timeline, alternate reality, alternate dimension, is still very much unknown to this very day. Their thick rivers of saliva seemed to have a texture not unlike that of a milkshake, and each drool trail was the same color as the flavor of ice cream that they were previously eating. Ash's thick steam of slobber reached all the way to his pot belly, and the thick streams of slobber of the girls would have all also reached to their pot bellies were it not for the fact that their absurdly big boobies were serving as a dam of sort, blocking their drool trails from going any further. Their asses all kept blasting out huge, wet, and smelly farts that reeked of rotting cheese, and their bare, smelly feet that reeked of expired milk, with stinking fumes emanating from them. They were also blowing some anime-style snot bubbles, and producing actual Zs (that SOMEHOW were visible to the naked eye) from their heads. All of their bellies, and the massive boobs of the women, rumbled with their every snore.
The TV then zoomed in on Ash's face for five minutes, as he kept letting out massive snores from his mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from his nose. The TV then zoomed in on Ash's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Ash's whole body for five minutes, as he kept farting wet farts and his belly rumbled with his every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Ash's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Misty's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Misty's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Misty's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Misty's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on May's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on May's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on May's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on May's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Dawn's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Dawn's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Dawn's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Dawn's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Iris's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Iris's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Iris's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Iris's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Serena's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Serena's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Serena's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Serena's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Lillie's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Lillie's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Lillie's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Lillie's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Mallow's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Mallow's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Mallow's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Mallow's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Lana's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Lana's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Lana's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Lana's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
The TV then zoomed in on Chloe's face for five minutes, as she kept letting out massive snores from her mouth, which was opened as wide as it could go, and blowing snot bubbles from her nose. The TV then zoomed in on Chloe's bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. The TV then zoomed in on Chloe's whole body for five minutes, as she kept farting wet farts and her belly and her boobies rumbled with her every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on Chloe's whole body, as if the show was being filmed vertically.
Finally, the TV then zoomed in on everybody's faces for five minutes, as they all kept letting out massive snores from their mouths, which were opened as wide as they could go, and blowing snot bubbles from their noses. This time around, the camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on the snoring faces of the people on the bench, as if the show was being filmed horizontally. The TV then zoomed in on Al ten pairs of bare smelly feet for five minutes, with stink fumes emanating from them. Just like before, the camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on the smelly soles of the people on the bench, as if the show was being filmed horizontally. The TV then zoomed in on the whole bodies of everyone snoozing and snoring on the bench for five minutes, as they kept farting wet farts and all of their bellies and the boobies of the women rumbled with their every snore. The camera was stretched so that it focused entirely on the bench and the people that were all snoring and farting on it, as if the show was being filmed horizontally. After five minutes passed, the screen turned all white as the words "The Pokadult Show" appeared in large, blue words that were capitalized, bolden, italicized, and underlined. It stayed like this for a minute until the TV went back to the previous camera shot.
The TV continued to broadcast Ash, Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Lillie, Mallow, Lana, and Chloe continuing to sleep, snore, and slobber all day long. It stayed that way until about midnight, when Santa Claus arrived to deliver the presents to place underneath the Christmas tree. The TV turned itself off, which was how it was SUPPOSED to be since the TV itself was unplugged off. Old Saint Nick wasted no time in placing all of the gifts underneath the Christmas tree and in the stockings, which was exactly where they belonged.
Eventually, morning arrived, and the people finally woke up from their slumber, with no memory whatsoever of the events that happened during the previous day. Little did they know, a Christmas miracle occurred, as most of the snow had mysteriously melted during the night, so once everyone opened up their presents, they all went back home to spend Christmas with their families. And with that, our story can come to a close.