Let's briefly explain what's going on here. I'm restarting my first story on my profile. Yes, you will probably ask why all this. There were just a lot of mistakes here. English is not my native language, but Russian is. And I'm translating the story for you straight from my profile . You've probably heard about this Russian equivalent of this site. The story itself is really called "The Fox of the criminal world", and it was finished almost two years ago. I just didn't translate it for you, because I published my work through the mobile application of the site, since it was not possible to do this through a computer. Therefore, you probably remember that huge review, which is my second chapter. Back then, I didn't know shit about the application interface. Now I just want to please Western fans of fanfiction with my work, which has long been entrenched in my homeland. Well, I won't keep you any longer, enjoy watching...
It an ordinary hot dawasy. There were cars on the street, people walking and so on. Let's move to the nearest cafe.
—Dude, that's not cool,— said the snake in Hawaiian clothes.
— Come on, everyone loves a birthday. Why don't you love? — said the Wolf in the white jacket.
— That's all, — said the snake.
"Okay, okay, we won't bother you," said the Fox, dressed all in orange.
— Why is he bothering me?
— Come on, Snake. Everyone loves birthday parties, balloons and cakes.
— I don't need cakes.
— What could be better than a cake?
"Guinea pig,— replied the Snake, jumping up and down joyfully.
"You and your pigs again,— the Wolf protested.
— And that they are delicious and juicy inside, and the aroma attracts me.
— The wolf is right, you will go crazy with these pigs, — said the Fox.
The snake took the watch out of his mouth:
"Now I know exactly when our friendship died," and swallowed them back.
All three of them grinned so that everyone's blood froze nearby.
— Okay, we have to go, — said the Wolf. They all stood up.
— Will you take a tip? — the waitress got scared and moved away to the wall.
—Well, thanks for the free lunch," Wolf said.
— Yes, thank you, — the Snake grinned, scaring the visitors.
—So, let's get down to business of the day? Wolf asked.
"Of course," the Fox replied, and they left the cafe. They crossed the road and entered the bank.
The next second, we hear an alarm and see these three running out with bags of money. They turn into an alley and jump into a wheelbarrow: a wolf at the wheel, a snake on his right, and a fox in the back seat. They're on their way, and they're being chased.
Then the Wolf looks at the screen and says:
— Oh, hello to those who are watching us. Come closer, closer, — the camera is not getting closer. — Oh, I get it. You're afraid of me because I'm an EVIL GRAY WOLF," he shouted maliciously. — Well, okay, I'm the villain in all fairy tales. I'm glad to meet you. I'm Mr. Wolf. I drive well, steal well, etc.
— And this is Mr. Snake. The hacking wizard can open any safe.
— The jackpot! — The Snake shouted, opening the safe with a lot of money.
— And this is Mr. Fox, but we call him Naruto. A master of strategic thinking. He can come up with a plan to escape from any trouble.
A policeman from behind tries to fire a taser, but the Fox hits him in the eye with a well-aimed stone throw, and he loses control. And the Fox looks like this: golden fur, blue eyes and three stripes on his cheeks.
— Great throw, Naruto, — said the wolf.
—Thank you,— said the fox.
"Now meet the next member of the team,— Wolf said.
At the traffic light, we see a huge tarantula that took out a laptop and started typing something.
Three, two, one.
The tarantula hacked the traffic light, from which it began to give out a green light. It turned out to be a big mess.
— Miss Tarantula is the best hacker who understands everything like her eight legs. We call it the Webs.
The Webs jumped into the car.
—Great job,— Wolf said.
- Thanks. I also hacked their dispatcher. I landed a helicopter and something else," she said with a grin.
— What else? The Snake asked with displeasure.
"Here's your order,— the courier said, handing over the cake, and then immediately left.
— Happy Birthday! — the Network congratulated him.
"I hate you,— the Snake muttered.
The team goes to the construction site where the materials are being unloaded. As soon as the bandits' car passed, one of the workers ordered the rope with the materials to be released, blocking the passage. The police couldn't get through and crashed into an obstacle. The bandits made a couple of circles around the builder. Taking off his clothes, it turned out that it was a Shark.
— Guys, I worked there, at a construction site!
— Meet Mr. Shark. The master of disguise. He is known for stealing the portrait of Mona Lisa in the image of Mona Lisa.
— Happy Birthday! The Shark shouted at the Snake.
— I hate this day! The Snake shouted.
— Everyone should be happy on their birthday, — said the Shark, putting a festive hat on the Snake. Everyone laughed.
— And now the last participant.
The glove compartment in one of the police cars moved. The driver carefully reached out to open it. A Piranha jumps out.
— Surprise! — and jumps on him.
— Mr. Piranha is a great fighter, as well as a madman. Originally from Spain.
— And together we are the Bad Guys!
The Piranha jumps out of the car before it loses control and lands in the cabin.
— Dude, that was great!
— Piranha, have you forgotten anything? The Fox asked him.
— No, why? "What is it?" he asked.
— Birthday, — whispered the Shark.
—Oh,— Piranha said.
— Piranha! Naruto said with a note of displeasure. "You haven't forgotten, have you?"
— I'm not, of course. What makes you think that? Piranha said nervously. The next moment, he farted.
— Piranha. I know you fart when you're nervous.
—I'm sorry,— he said, and let out a big cloud of farts.
— Piranha! Everyone shouted and stuck their heads out the windows.
The gas flew out through the open roof of the car and flew at those behind. The police lost control, and a large-scale accident occurred.
The team drove through the motorway singing along to the song. So they got to the police headquarters, where the Wolf stopped in front of all the policemen, and the safe flew out the door. The friends looked at the Wolf.
— Are you crazy!?
— Come on, I just want to continue this race, — said the Wolf, putting on his glasses.
Scene change
An employee enters the office:
—Chief, it's happening again," before she could finish, the chief turned to her with a grin.
— They are!
The chief kicked down the door and looked into the Wolf's face, and he grinned at her.
— Grab them! Grab them! she shouted. The whole staff got into cars and chased after them.
The bandits rode as if nothing had happened. The chief drove up to them and grabbed their car.
"I'm going to put you all in jail," she shouted angrily.
— Chief, would you like a cake? They laughed.
— Get it out of my face!
—Chief," they said in unison.
— What?!
Everyone pointed at the truck in front. The chief shouted and let go of their car. She almost fell out, but managed to get back into the car and chased after them. The team drove on, but another group of police was coming towards them.
"You're mine now," the chief of police said with a hideous smile.
The wolf did not know where to go. The whole team was nervous. But Naruto saw a narrow descent, and an idea popped into his head.
— Wolf, turn down that slope.
He saw the descent and grinned:
— I understand you, brother.
The wolf pressed the handcuff and drove into the turn. The police clashed and formed a large dump. The bad guys were going downhill. They all flew up, and the Piranha almost flew away, but Naruto caught it. The car landed hard. All of them, terrified, fastened their seat belts just in case.
"We may be bad, but we're the best at it," said the Wolf, and they rode off into the distance.
The chief kicked down the car door. Her mood was not the best.
— Run, Wolf. One day I'll catch you and put you in jail! She shouted after them.