Enjoy this odd little piece, I adapted into a Novel-like format. I added some new things as well.
With love, Jason Deyin. :)
Whispers within darkness... Never seeing it down deep within... Do you see it? Now... Shall we begin? Upon opening their eyes, looking everywhere in confusion. Woah! -Blinking, Marisa gets up. Taking deep breaths... Calming herself. Seems I'm in some cyberspace... -Marisa Kirisame, the blonde witch in black, shakes her head in some annoyance. Thinking about Nitori's inventions. Sighing, remembering she had her job to do. Marisa puts her hand on her face.
Now what? -Trying to remember Nitori's words. What did Nitori say? -Failed to remember... Thinking she would effortlessly remember them... Shit. -A sweet drop falls behind Marisa. REIMU! WHERE ARE YOU!? -Marisa screamed as she flew on her broom. After some time, trying to find Reimu Hakurei, she stops and takes a break. Breathing heavily... Damn it, shit... -Marisa, annoyed as she murmurs... Hey. -Marisa perks up and looks around, confused... Seeing a little cat. Oh, hello there, stranger. -Marisa tilts her head at the newcomer. Someone new, she hasn't seen before. Can you help me find a way out of here? I have fallen into this place where God told me there are pancakes in here, although I don't see any of them here. -Niko looking down in sadness...
Marisa scratches the back of her head, walking towards the little thing. Picking them up. Marisa smiles away; not knowing what to do, but has a somewhat confident smile. Oh. Uh... Sure. I'll help you get out of here as well. -Niko smiles wide with happiness. Hugging Marisa. Chuckling and hugging back at the new friend, Marisa has met, welcoming them with open arms... Someone approaches them. Marisa sets down the little cat... Upon seeing the newcomer... She's shocked and confused, taken aback by this... Animal?
Do you know what's going on here? -The animal speaking in a raspy voice, this black cat? With red stripes, says confidently and straightforwardly. Marisa shakes her head. What the? ... A youkai? What the heck are you? -Marisa is not sure what to make of this new stranger. Niko too, is confused, yet more scared by his presence. Very well. -He says, Marisa looking on in awe, intrigued by this animal-youkai creature. I'm Shadow; the ultimate lifeform. -Niko is taken aback. Shadow? -An unusual name for someone... Or something... Marisa memories take her back.
MARISA, REIMU! I'M THE STRONGEST ALIVE! I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM! -Cirno screams at the Shrine Maiden and Witch. They snicker and hit Cirno with Danmaku... Screaming in terror, Cirno flies away... Remembering this, Marisa laughs out loud, Niko's confused, looking at Marisa with a surprise. Shadow tilts his head a little. What? -Shadow does not understand why Marisa is laughing, not to make of her sudden change. Marisa tries to contain herself. Oh, nothing. I heard ultimate lifeform from someone I know. Sure, I know 100% totally that they're THEE ultimate lifeform. -Marisa bursts out laughing again. Niko scratches their head, smirking a little. Shadow scoffs a little.
Who's this ultimate lifeform? -Marisa yells out a sigh and relaxes. Smiling with a dumb fun grin. Her name is Cirno, "the ultimate lifeform." -Marisa lifts her arms and uses her index and middle fingers, moving them up and down. Shadow narrows his eyes a little at her mocking of this individual. Interesting. -Niko waves at Shadow nervously, smiling away. Shadow sees Niko, giving a soft smile, and waves back. Marisa stops her fun and gets back her serious face, keeping her smile. So. How did you get here? -Shadow stares into Marisa's eyes. Tails's invention. He was experimenting with Cyberspace and pulled me and the blue hedgehog into this world. Seems I can't find Sonic anywhere.
-Marisa and Niko look at each other, Sonic? Tails? Marisa tilts her head, finding an odd coincidence. That's funny, I got in here from Nitori's experiments. I wanted to find Reimu. Nitori said her bull. Now I'm in here... Forgot what she said, though. -Marisa trying to remember, Shadow squints his eyes, who are you, witch? Suddenly. Someone shows up landing on their feet. Shadow turns himself, as Marisa and Niko are spooked... Hey! I found you again, Black Youkai! -That voice... Marisa screams out for her friend. REIMU!? -Niko looks at Marisa. Is this someone she knows!? -Still spooked by Reimu's suddenness, Niko whispers loudly to herself, Shadow hears that... Keeping his guard at the two women. Marisa looks at the cat. Yeah! She's my best friend! -Niko looks at Reimu Hakurei in awe.
That was fast. Damn. -Marisa smiling away. Chaotic energy erupts from Shadow. Marisa and Niko are jumped, scared by the suddenness of it. You again. Want to fight me that badly? -Marisa and Niko are shocked. They fought!? -Niko yelled. Energy erupts from Reimu. Getting ready for a fight again. You got the drop on me, creature! -Yelling, Marisa and Niko can't make off what's going on between the two. Reimu and Shadow fought!? This isn't great. Because you attacked me! -Shadow yells back at Reimu. Because of your friend's invention! That is why I'm in this stupid computer world! -Reimu and Shadow power up more, shaking the surrounding terrain.
Niko trying to calm down the situation, not knowing what to say, panicking. Marisa too is trying to find the words. Uh. Nitori's invention, Reimu. -Reimu gives Marisa an angry and annoyed face. Marisa stops herself from saying more dumb, irrelevant things. Shadow speaks up, not afraid. Look! I don't know you, her, Nitori, or whoever. If you want to fight me again. I'm glad to go again. -Shadow, reluctantly looking on at Reimu. Niko desperately tries to calm everyone down. Look! Violence doesn't solve anything! Why won't we just settle down and think about this rationally!? -Niko yells out, Reimu, Marisa, and Shadow look at Niko... Thinking about it, the three understand Niko's words.
Foolishness. Foolishness. -Off in a distance... Niko, Shadow, Reimu, and Marisa turn to that voice... Shadow stares on with a death stare. You. -Marisa sighs, wanting to take Niko's advice. But she needs to help Reimu out with them. Gulping. More assholes. Come on. -Shadow glares at Marisa and looks back at the person. Reimu rolls her eyes. Great. Who are you now? -The newcomer walks towards the four. I'll make this a grand... Now you two wenches and this silly black animal have stopped talking. I'll gladly strike you three down. Let's see if you can keep up. -Pulling out a katana... This white hair guy in a blue coat, staring on, ready to kill. Shadow senses his power, that energy is ready to kill. Making Shadow angry. UGH! DEATH TO ALL OF OPPOSE ME! -Shadow remembers his fight with him. Reimu and Marisa run to each other. Teaming up. Ah, shit. Whatever, I'll beat you two up. Let's tag team them, Rei! ~ze! -Marisa yells. Whatever. This isn't going to be a fight. Rather than a slaughter as these two will be begging at me. -Niko shakes their head.
NO STOP! THIS ISN'T SOLVING ANYTHING! PLEASE STOP! -It's useless, the four are ready. Marisa, in her mind, looked at Niko. "Sorry" -Saying in her mind. The white hair man marks out his battle cry, not yelling, but a softer tone of voice. Serious and cold. You shall die. -The four zip at each other, leaving the field. Niko covers themself with the powerful winds, via the rocks, grabbing on. NO! PLEASE DON'T FIGHT! -They're in the air, fighting. Niko hides. Shaking their head... Fools... -Away from it, 100 yards. Someone new shows up. A kid walking from the horizon; angry. Trying to contact someone Good fucking lord, Double D... -Rude and hot-tempered. Now what... Hey, asshole. Speak to me! -Screaming... No one picks up. COME ON! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST SCAM IN THE FUCKING WORLD! BRO! COME ON! SPEAK TO ME! -Screaming at the top of their lungs. Niko opens their eyes and looks up, seeing the kid.
Fine! Be that way, asshole! I'll find the next best scam in the world! Get me out then Double Dickhead! -Niko hides back down, trying not to hear his cussing and loud mouth. Uh, earth to Double Dunce. Okay. Pick up the fucking phone and contact me. -Still no one... DOUBLE D! -One final scream... Well fine, fuck you too, then. I'll get out myself. -Shaking his head in frustration. Cocksucker. -Eddy looks down... Seeing shockwaves in the sky... Looked at the ground, confused. Giant fucking holes in the ground. -Eddy gulps with narrow eyes. Boy... I'm going to be on an adventure, aren't I? -Taken aback, by what the hell did he walk into?
Ooooh... You look funny! -A green-haired girl, dressed in yellow, yells out, Eddy turns his head at the girl. A girl... A GIRL!? -Shocked by a girl out of nowhere talking to Eddy in a positive light!? He can't believe this. A girl? Talking to me! -Growing confidence now; trying not to act like a total dork. Ha! Time for the old Eddy charm. -Eddy puts his hand on a rock, looking sly in Eddy fashion. What's cooking, good-looking? They call me, Eddy. The richest moatha fucka in the Cul-De-Sac in Peace Creek. Yours? -Eddy trying to cool and somehow more sly; the green-haired girl snickers at his attitude and tone. I'm Koishi Komeiji I can read minds- -Her eyes widen, and she stops herself.
I mean, I can't read minds, but I can turn invisible in front of your eyes and do something quirky, anyway, I don't know where am I, I am supposed to be with my onee-sama for dinner. -Koishi turns invisible in front of Eddy, and his eyes widen in awe towards Koishi's ability. You just turned invisible! -Eddy remembers the cyberworld, that could be the reason. I mean, it could be because of this Cyberspace thing, Double D talked about... Something about do hickies and door knobs. -He shakes his head. But never mind that... How about I take you out for dinner? -Koishi stops being invisible. Kinda shocked and taken by surprise. What would it be? Steak? Meatloaf? What? -Koishi scratches her head.
Uh, I'm sorry sir, Satori said to not hang out with strangers. -Niko looks back out from hiding... Seeing Marisa and that man falling. I'm not trying to be creepy or something. It's just a date. -Eddy blushes, trying to be super cool. Koishi's unsure what to make of Eddy, thinking about it. Niko runs out. LOOK OUT! -Eddy and Koishi turn to Niko. Huh!? -They see the two land, fighting. Marisa is cocky. AHHHH! WOAH! -Marisa smiling away at his attack trying to land, but missing. WENCH! -He screams, Koishi gets scared, and runs away. HOLY FUCK! -Eddy is like a deer in headlights, shocked to not run away.
Frustrated by her slightly effortless nature, even showing that same energy... Someone he knows... Angering Vergil more. You're starting to remind me of Dante! WENCH! -Vergil throws a beowulf punch at Marisa. HA, DODGE! -Marisa moves from the side, and Vergil hits Eddy in the face. Eddy screams as he flies off 100 yards away. Marisa's shocked, Vergil stops himself, confused about what he hit. OH, SHIT! MY BAD! I didn't know he was there! -Eddy is gone... And he got hit far, far away... Rip. -Vergil looks at Marisa, angry still. I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. WENCH! -Vergil rushes at Marisa, so she backs off. Looking on at Vergil, ready to fight, scoffing and smiling away. Shadow falls from the air; yelling as he hits the ground, growling. Reimu lands... Beaten up a little...
Damn. For some black youkai. You can go fast. -Reimu's impressed by his speed, keeping her guard up. Shadow gets up, staring her down. It's like I'm punching some object that can't be broken. What is that ability, she has -Shadow trying to understand Reimu's nature and power. Marisa smirks away at Vergil, she toys with him. Man. I thought you were supposed to be calm. What's wrong, buddy? -Vergil narrows his eyes; wrath in them.
That sort of talk. Makes me want to cut down into your throat. And slicing your head off. Wench. -Marisa recalls the name Dante. And... Dante? Who is he? -Smugly smiling away. My younger brother. -Marisa's eyes widen... She bursts out laughing, this guy is beaten by his little brother!? What a joke! Can't contain that amused, absurd glee in her heart. Closing his eyes, feeling mocked. I have no problem. Cutting your legs off. Then. I'll crush your skull. -Blunt and cold, Vergil calmly says. Shadow overheard that, angry at that statement. Hey! There's no killing! -Vergil scoffs. Death to all who oppose me. -Calmly replying, Shadow narrows his eyes and rolls them... Yet, Shadow realizes his hypocrisy, knowing he said that not just a while ago.
EVERYONE STOP! -Niko screams. Reimu, Marisa, Shadow, and Vergil, look at Niko; confused and shaken by that scream. Koishi looks up from hiding. Just stop this senseless violence! Please! -Niko yelled. Vergil narrowed his eyes, scoffing. Reimu, Marisa, and Shadow look at Niko with sympathy and shame at what they've done. Returning to the battlefield, Eddy's dazed from Beowulf's punch. Did somebody get the number of that asshole who ran me over? -Reimu, Marisa, and Shadow turn their heads at Eddy, weirded out. Vergil raises his eyebrow, confused yet stoic. Eddy walks towards Vergil. Niko and Koishi are worried.
Cause. I SEE A DEAD BASTARD IN FRONT OF ME! -Eddy screams as he tries to punch Vergil in the face. Scoffing, Vergil uses Beowulf again, and backfists Eddy away, hitting him into a rock. Niko and Koishi gasp loudly, Shadow's shocked, Reimu and Marisa taken aback by Vergil's rough nature towards that kid. Eddy gets up, not backing down. Just because you punched me again. That doesn't mean I can come back. -Eddy runs at Vergil.
TRY IT AGAIN, ASSHOLE! -Eddy running with determination to hit him. Vergil hits Eddy in the gut and on the head. Screaming out in pain, soon seeing stars. Eddy held his stomach, eyes twirling in comedic fashion. You punch like a- Woah, even in this state, I caught myself from not using the F-slur. -Eddy struggling to get up.
Shadow screams out in terror. HEY, KID! LEAVE! -Eddy turns his head a Shadow. Hey! I'm no kid! I'm 17! BY THE WAY! -Eddy trying to get up. Vergil looks on, not trying to kill this kid already. Vergil can't believe he's dealing with two silly women, an animal, and now a kid, a little annoyed. Stay back, child. -Reluctantly towering over Eddy, with power and strength. Not caring, Eddy just screams. HOW YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF! -Eddy screaming. Reimu gets angry at this kid's stupidity, angry at this. KID! WE HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR STUPID GAMES! LEAVE! -Reimu screams.
You go fuck yourself, too! I WAS TRYING TO TALK TO THIS ASSHOLE, RIGHT NOW! -Standing his ground at Vergil, trying not to be afraid. Narrowing her eyes, Marisa's annoyed. Hey kid, don't make me wash your mouth out with soap! -Eddy shakes his head. FUCK YOU! -Not budging, Shadow's eyes narrow, angry at Eddy's ignorance. How immature. -Murmuring, rolling his eyes towards Eddy.
Vergil smirks a little amused by this child, remembering Nero, and his son's attitude in their combat together. You remind me of Nero when he cursed at me in battle. -He sighs and frowns, knowing Eddy is more childish. You're a lot more annoying. -Eddy rolls his eyes towards Vergil's bullshit, mighty, stoic demeanor, and glares at him. At least I don't wear a bandana around my neck! - Eddy points at Vergil, in a spiteful way.
Who are you supposed to intimidate? Your local grocery customers!? -Shadow, Reimu, and Marisa narrow their eyes at Eddy, like good one, kid, Niko narrows their eyes at Eddy's stubbornness, and Koishi's confused by this. Vergil chuckles, amused by this kid's lack of creative insults. Are you trying to be like Dante? Insults, cracks, and all? -Eddy yells, not caring at all about this.
Who the hell is Dante!? -Not caring who that is, Eddy is about to attack Vergil, but Vergil stops him with just verbal speech alone. I'll tell you why you fail. Unlike him, he's sharp, quick, and very creative. You have three hairs on your head, eat nothing but candy, and are slow; everywhere, in your soul, mind, and body. You're hopeless. -Vergil throwing a speech towards Eddy, he's hurt by that, yelling back at this asshole's stoic bullshit.
Well fuck you too, bro! You're a cocksucker! -Shadow facepalms, what is he hearing right now? Reimu and Marisa roll their eyes at Eddy's nonsense. Niko shakes their head, can't believe Eddy's way of speaking, right now. Koishi tilts her head, even more confused. Vergil scoffs and stands above Eddy with power and confidence. You proved my point. -Eddy shakes his head, refusing to give up the verbal match.
WHAT!? HOW!? -Eddy screams. Vergil with one arm, is ready to cut Eddy down with Yamato. Shadow, Reimu, Marisa, Niko, and Koishi gasped. Now die. -Eddy gets scared, looking like a deer in headlights again. Marisa rushes at Vergil and kicks him in the face. Vergil yells and hits the ground on his back, holding his face. Growling in anger at Marisa. EASY BUDDY! FORGET ABOUT ME!? -Marisa smiling away at Vergil's anger, gets up right away and rushes at Marisa. WENCH! -He screams, and soon Marisa and Vergil start fighting again, Marisa flies into the air, Vergil in Devil Trigger, flying as well. Eddy's shocked by Vergil's transformation. They're gone!? Holy shit! -Shadow grits his teeth and walks over to Eddy, very angry at his ignorance.
He grabs Eddy's shirt and makes him look at Shadow. What the hell are you trying to do!? Get yourself killed!? -Eddy blinks a little and gets angry at Shadow now. Hey! My show ended almost two decades ago. I don't need you coming in here, telling me who can cuss or not! -Shadow tilts his head, really confused. WHAT!? -Shadow shakes his head, how dumb is this kid? You know what I said. -Eddy looks away, annoyed. Shadow sighs. You're an idiot. -Eddy gets offended and yells. You're the idiot! You explain to me, who can cuss or not! -Shadow looks back at Eddy, very annoyed still. That's not what I'm talking about! I'm talking about, why were you trying to get yourself killed, kid!? -Shadow getting back on track, Eddy rolls his eyes, scoffing.
Well, I'm a man! Not a boy, a man! I have to have balls and step up! Look at you, you have no balls! -An angry vein grows on Shadow, Reimu with narrow eyes, unimpressed by Eddy's words, Niko facepalms, and Koishi is playing with a butterfly, in her world. Shadow punches Eddy down to the ground, not enough where it kills him. Eddy yells and hits the floor... Ow. -Shadow sighs and facepalms, shaking his head.
Niko gains wide eyes, shocked by Shadow's punch, Reimu rolls her eyes. What a stupid kid. -Niko yells at Shadow and Reimu. Hey! Don't do that! He's just a kid! -Shadow and Reimu look at Niko, taken aback... They feel bad now... Shadow sighs. Look... I'm just having a rough day, Tails, one of my pals, needs to get on this asap... Otherwise, we're all stuck here. -Niko shakes their head. Not an excuse to hit a kid. -Shadow crosses his arms, knowing his mistake.
I know. -Shadow closed his eyes, figuring out a way out of this mess. Reimu sits down, relaxing... She sighs... Reimu turns her head, she didn't know Koishi was here, chasing the butterfly still, Reimu speaks up. Oh, uh. Hey, Koishi, how did you get in here? -Koishi stops herself, smiling away. I fell down in a hole. -Reimu was confused, tilting her head at that, Shadow opened his eyes and looked at the two, same with Niko.
Really? -Reimu blinks a little, Shadow listening, he tries to understand more about these two. Suddenly, out of nowhere, there were newcomers. Hmph, I fell down in a hole in a cool way! -A bug yells, Reimu looks down, weirded out by this newcomer's presence. Shadow walks over, confused by the voice. What the? -Shadow and Niko approach, seeing the new people now. Reimu's eyebrow raised and confused, mouth opened.
No, you fell accidentally in a most horrible way to look at. -Another bug says, mocking the other bug. Shadow, Reimu, Niko, and Koishi are seeing the bugs bicker. Oh my... These little bugs are cute! -Koishi with stars in her eyes. I am no bug, an insect, I am GOD! -The first bug yells, feeling irritated by that. The Radiance, don't count as a God when you fight it in your dreams. -The second bug rolls her eyes.
The first bug gets annoyed at its sister. Shut up, sis! I will shoot my voidy tendrils against you! -The first bug yells. The second rolls their eyes. Sure sure, I'd like to see you try and I would SHAWED in half. -The first bug looks at their sister with anger. Stop saying Shaws. -Shadow and Reimu look at each other confused, Niko trying to understand their bickering, and Koishi with stars in her eyes still, questions.
Hmm... What is so special about this "Shaw"? -Wondering. The second bug grins away. It's my everlasting catchphrase! SHAW! -She yells. Koishi is starstrucked. It's a PTSD when I once heard it! -The first bug yells. The second bug looks at the first. Well, it's because when we first met, you have died by my needle the immense amount of times. -Koishi closing their eyes, thinking about it with happy glee.
Oh oh, I see, I see... -Koishi frowns. I don't get it. -Shadow and Reimu with narrow eyes, not getting this conversation at all. Someone is flying above them. I don't get it either. -Reimu looks up, knowing that voice. Utsuho!? -Reimu yells, Shadow and Niko look up, same with the bugs, and Koishi, sees the firebird, Utsuho. Okuu! What are you doing here!? -Koishi is in awe of this. I fell down in a weird hole. -Utsuho with her fun smile, Shadow tilts his head, thinking, Utsuho flies down with the others...
Eddy gets up and shakes his head. Walking towards Shadow, ready to sucker punch him, he hears them talking. The hell? -Eddy whispers to himself. Shadow thinking. "A hole?" -Trying to understand everything and how these people even got here. We have all fallen down here, in a weird hole. -The second bug says, pondering, the first bug scoffs. Who's we? I was sucked up in this place by a glitchy traversing liquid. -Niko shakes their head Trying to get them on track.
Guys, there is no need to fight, we must work together and find a way out of this scary place. -Shadow and Reimu look at each other, sighing a little, putting their beef aside, and agree with Niko. They need to get them out of Cyberspace but how, though. Oooh! A cat! -Koishi somehow notices Niko's existence. Niko freezes and looks at Koishi. No, I am not a cat! -Niko yells a little. How so? You look like one. -The second bug looking at Niko. It was my hat that made it look like I am a cat! -Niko yells, Utsuho tilts her head. Then uhh... Why do you have the eyes of a tiger? -Utsuho looking at Niko's eyes.
Niko sighs and makes their statement to them. That is how I look like it! And how the people would look like, in my village, I don't want to talk more of this, meow-meow questions, I want to leave this place and see my mother again, I hoped that God is there to help me, who once help me restore the sun! -Niko sobs a little. The gang feels bad for Niko... Shadow kneels next to them, sympathetic towards Niko.
Don't worry, we will get out of here. Just count on me, and keep faith in your god as well. -Niko looks at Shadow, wiping their tears away... Shadow smiles towards Niko... Niko softly smiles and nods... Reimu smiled away, maybe this black youkai isn't as bad as she once thought. Marisa screams down and lands next to Reimu... Reimu sighs, really Marisa? She looks at her, with narrow eyes. Ah... Damn... -Marisa has a few minor cuts and bruises, but nothing serious. Reimu sighs in relief and annoyance.
Come on, Marisa. Just beat him. -Reimu whispering to her, Marisa gets up, annoyed.
Ahh. I'm working on it. Later. -Marisa with her broom, flies back up. HEY, DOUCHE-BAG! -She screams, flying away. Reimu sighs and moves next to Niko, comforting them. Don't worry. We will get out of this place. Little cat youkai. -Niko blinks a little, tilting their head. Youkai? -Niko wondering what that is. You'll see your mother again; restoring the sun, in... Whatever you came from. -Niko nods towards Reimu as well, feeling safe around Shadow and Reimu now.
Thank you, two. -Shadow and Reimu smile sincerely. It was Double D that caused this bullshit fuckary in the first place! -Shadow, Reimu, and Niko look at Eddy. Shadow and Reimu narrow their eyes at Eddy, the two bugs looking at Eddy with curiousness, Double D caused this? Niko sighs a little, and Koishi and Utsuho stare at Eddy, tilting their heads.
I can't wait to get my hands on that fa- Caught myself again. -Shadow scoffs at Eddy. You're one pathetic child. -Eddy glares at Shadow. Niko and Reimu with narrow eyes... A blue hurricane surrounds them, and the gang is shocked. What the hell!? -Eddy looking around, Reimu, Niko, and Shadow are confused by this wind, the bugs looking around, and Utsuho and Koishi are in awe. A blue spinball bounces next to Shadow, confused... And sees him... Shadow narrows his eyes.
Hey, Shadow. Long time no see? -The blue hedgehog; Sonic with a carefree grin at his buddy Shadow, sighs at Sonic's carefree crap, he wonders. Sonic... Where in the heck have you been? -Shadow wondering, Reimu and Niko look at each other, confused, they know each other, huh? Sonic crosses his arms, smiling away still. I've been babysitting. -Shadow looks back up at Sonic. What? -Two kids are screaming, and falling. Sonic uses a remote to make safe landing pillows for them. They hit the soft pillows. That was awesome! -The kid with the monobrow says... Eddy knows that voice and those two people he sees.
I know those two... - Eddy says to himself. EDDY! -Ed screams in excitement. ED!? -Eddy screams. EDDY! -Double D gets up, hearing and seeing his friend. DOUBLE D! -Eddy runs to them. Sonic! -Sonic yells a little, chiming in, Shadow sighs at Sonic's dumb joke, Koishi and Utsuho are happy for Eddy, Niko smiles at Eddy, seeing his friends again, the bugs are confused, and Reimu tilts her head, curious. "That kid has friends?" -Reimu thinks to herself. Eddy is all happy and everything... He stops and screams at Double D the next with anger. DOUBLE D, YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME!? -Sonic is taken aback, shocked by Eddy's profanity. Reimu and Shadow narrow their eyes, Niko's a little shocked, and the rest are confused. Ed is smiling away still. EDDY! DON'T SWEAR! -Double D yells.
WHO GIVES A FUCK, BRO! WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN!? -Eddy screams to them, causing a wave at Ed and Double D. Sonic blinks a little, shocked still. Geez. Language, kids. -Sonic didn't know how to calm them down. Ed points up to the sky and screams Cthulhu did all this! That's what we get for knowing his existence! -Ed yells. Eddy, Double D, Sonic, Shadow, Reimu, Niko, and along with the others look at Ed, confused. Double D sighs and puts his hand on Ed's shoulder.
Ed, how many times do I have to say it? Cthulhu isn't real. -Double D reluctantly says. How do you explain this shit then!? -Eddy points out Cyberspace, Double D narrows his eyes. Science? -Sonic chimes in. It's no different from our Universe's science. -Reimu also speaks up. Nitori does love to mess around with it. -Eddy gets more angry. Who gives a fuck! How do you fix this, Double D!? -Eddy wants to know, Marisa falls to the ground, yelling.
Reimu, Sonic, Shadow, Niko, The Eds, and the rest of the gang, gasp, seeing Marisa beaten up more badly this time. Reimu rushes to Marisa. Damn it, Marisa! -Reimu holding her. Vergil lands, not impressed anymore by Marisa's skills. Are you done, wench? -Vergil looking powerful. Reimu, Sonic, and Shadow stare at Vergil, serious and ready for a fight. The Eds are shocked, Niko holding their hands together, the bugs curious by this person, Koishi and Utsuho take a few steps back, but Utsuho is also ready for a fight... Someone shoots Vergil in the head.
UGH! -They land in front of Vergil... They stand up... Still trying to be intimidating? -Vergil's eyes widen, hearing that voice... Dante... -Angry at his voice, seeing his brother's cocky smile. Oh shit. -Eddy was shocked yet in awe by the two handguns and the sword. Serious, Shadow stares on with Sonic. So this is Dante. -Shadow looks at Sonic. Seems so. -Sonic smiles away. Marisa is in total awe and joy. That's the brother, huh? He looks handsome. -Marisa dreamy-eyed towards Dante.
Reimu stares on, serious. Yeah, that's him. -Double D is very shocked. What did we get ourselves into... -Ed is excited. COOL! -Niko, Koishi, and Utsuho are also in awe, the two bugs: Ghost and Hornet, find this interesting. The ground shakes, and Dante and Vergil transform into their Sin Devil Trigger forms. LET'S ROCK, BABY! -Dante yells. Prepare! TO DIE! -Vergil screams. They fly off, fighting in the air, at fast speeds, clashing.
Off they go. -Shadow trying to track their movements. Dang, they're pretty fast! -Sonic was taken aback at their speed. Everyone else is in awe at their clashing, like equal power. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? -Double D screams, Eddy glares at Double D. Yeah, that wasn't science. Retard. -Eddy says... Sonic, Shadow, Reimu, and Marisa look at Eddy, glaring. Double D, Ed, Niko, Utsuho, and Koishi gasp at that word. The bugs look at Eddy, confused.
Eddy dropping super no-no words. -Ed says.
Damn, kid. Why is your vocabulary messed up? -Marisa trying to look good.
You're one to talk, Marisa. -Reimu with narrow eyes.
HOW IN THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE!? -Eddy screams at the top of his lungs! Sonic, Shadow, and Niko cover their ears, Reimu and Marisa cringe at the scream, Utsuho and Koishi are taken aback, Ghost and Hornet cover their ears in annoyance, and Double D is facepalming...
Echoing...
A tall woman with an umbrella is walking, confused about where she's going. She then hears Eddy's scream... He turns her head at the echo... She smiles and walks that way. There. Seems I'm not lost after all. -The woman with the large sword, named: Acheron chuckles, and finally finds people she can hang with.
Meanwhile.
Riding in a car, there are four girls with a fat orange cat, keeping an eye out. Anything, Mitsuki!? -The president yells. Mitsuki chuckles. Nope, nothing yet! -She sighs, shaking her head. Kayoko!? Haruka!? -Wondering about their lookouts. They shake their heads. Nothing, there's still nothing, Aru. -Haruka says. Drats! How did we even get in this place!? There has to be something... A place where we can get out of here... -Aru thinking...
Soon, the 4 hear a scream off in the distance, Eddy's scream. Oh! Hey! There's someone we can hear! -Mitsuki yells, Aru turns her attention to the scream, Kayoko and Haruka turn their heads towards it as well, Haruka scared. What if they're in trouble!? -Aru gets nervous...
Kayoko! Full speed ahead! We must go to that voice! -Kayoko then drives to the voice. Don't worry. Problem Solver 68 is here to save the day! -Aru yells with a heroic smile, yet mischievous. And maybe take some things from them. -Aru thinking, grinning away. The team heads toward Eddy's direction.
What are these crazy girls doing!? Stop! -Garfield panics and yells in Kayoko's cage...
(Chapter 1: End.)
Series Used:
Sonic The Hedgehog - Sonic and Shadow
Touhou Project - Reimu, Marisa, Utsuho, and Koishi
Devil May Cry - Dante and Vergil
OneShot - Niko
Ed, Edd, n Eddy - The Eds
Hollow Knight - Ghost and Hornet
Honkai: Star Rail - Acheron
Blue Archive - Aru, Mitsuki, Kayoko, and Haruka
Garfield - Garfield