A few months had passed since the fateful experience at Ahtohallan. Queen Elsa of Arendelle had just abdicated the throne to become the Fifth Spirit of the Enchanted Forest. Anna had ascended to the throne as the new Queen of Arendelle, and was now engaged to Kristoff. Elsa would still find time to return to the castle for some charades every Friday night, and the two royal sisters would still find themselves getting into one adventure after another. Some adventures were light hearted, like the occasional diplomatic meeting with other kingdoms. Others, such as the incident with the Draugr during the Polar Night's Celebration about a month ago, weren't exactly for the faint of heart. And then there is the story that is about to be told right now: a story of ships, storms, and serious snores.
"Hurry up, Elsa", said the young queen Anna, who was pulling her sister Elsa towards the harbor for some reason, "We have an important meeting with Queen Marisol of Eldora and the ship is about to depart!"
It was true, Anna had an important meeting with the Queen of Eldora scheduled for today, and was asked to bring Elsa along for the ride, as Elsa was considered a good friend of Queen Marisol. Right now, the ship was already due to leave for Eldora at any moment, and the two sisters were running very late. Anna and Elsa had braided up their hair such that the two sisters resembled how they looked after the Great Thaw a few years ago. They were also wearing their spring dresses from Anna's first birthday after the coronation of her older sister.
The two royals quickly reached the docks, and hurried through the crowd to the ship's deck where the other passengers were busy preparing to get on board. The ship was a large vessel that could fit hundreds of people inside its spacious interior, but only a small portion of it was occupied by its passengers.
"I can't believe we are going to be sailing off in this thing," Elsa muttered while looking around the ship, "Doesn't look safe enough."
Anna chuckled lightly. She knew how much Elsa hated boats, given how their parents had died at sea during a storm, so she understood why her sister was complaining.
"Come on, Elsa" yelled Anna, "I understand how you feel but we have to hurry!"
The two royal sisters pushed their way through the crowd, leaving behind the sounds of loud conversations and laughter, until they finally reached the port side of the ship.
After taking a quick glance at the vast sea horizon, and the huge waves that were slowly approaching them, Elsa turned back to face Anna.
"Well, you heard what she said," Elsa replied calmly, "Let's go!"
And so, the two sisters did as instructed, and boarded the ship while the crew prepared the sails and the ship's engines to begin its journey to Eldora. As soon as they got aboard, the two royal sisters tried to find their cabin, which took them quite a while since they couldn't really see anything inside the ship without having to walk outside. Luckily, however, the ship didn't have any decks higher than the main deck, so the upper levels were out of sight from the ground. Eventually, the two royals found their cabin, and entered it.
After closing the door behind them, Elsa turned to face Anna, who was sitting on her bed, and smiled.
"What do you say? It looks more comfortable than I expected..."
Anna blushed lightly, and replied, "Yeah...but don't you think that this cabin might be a little too crowded?"
Elsa giggled and replied, "As someone who's spent 13 years in isolation, I say this is perfectly adequate. It takes a few days to sail from Arendelle to Eldora, so we might as well make ourselves comfortable."
The two sisters then spent the next hour or so taking a tour around the ship. Once that was done, they returned to their cabin to put away their clothes inside of the wardrobe that was between the two beds.
The rest of the day wasn't really of any significance, nor was the day after. There were a few complaints about their snoring, as Anna and Elsa BOTH snore in their sleep. The first night they were in their own beds, but the second night was spent sharing a bed with them squeezed in together on their backs, which amplified their snoring and drooling
On the night before they were supposed to arrive at Eldora, Anna opened the wardrobe to get some sleepwear when she discovered that there was a very strange portal inside of it.
Anna turned to face Elsa before saying, "Hey Elsa, look at this, what on earth is this thing? I've never seen or heard of anything like this before in my life."
Elsa turned around to look at the strange portal before replying, "I have no idea, this is very different from any magic I've ever seen or heard of before."
Elsa pondered more about what the strange portal was, as neither she nor Anna had ever heard of portals before. She then saw a piece of paper located underneath the wardrobe, and decided to read it so that she could see what it said.
"To anyone reading this note, this wardrobe contains a portal to another world," read Elsa, who was now curious, "a portal is basically a magic gateway of sorts to other locations, usually ones that are otherwise inaccessible to other life forms, or at the very least incredibly far away. The possibilities are endless, and there are many other portals just like this hidden all over the world. This portal, for instance, will take you inside of a metal boat, and time flows very differently inside of it. A year inside of that boat is about a couple of days in the real world, and nobody ages at all inside of the metal boat, so you will basically become immortal inside of that boat as long as you remain inside of it. I believe that there is also some chocolate inside of that metal thing, but I haven't really seen it for myself. Think very carefully before you decide to enter this portal!"
Anna grinned at the mention of chocolate, and rushed inside the portal to try and eat some, or rather: she tried to. Elsa grabbed her by the back of her dress collar before saying, "ABSOLUTELY NOT! Anna, this is a METAL BOAT we are talking about here, and I'm pretty sure that metal doesn't float. If we go through that portal we are more or less guaranteed to drown. Besides, we don't even know if there is, in fact, any chocolate on the other side of that portal."
Anna pouted before then replying, "Well then why isn't there any water coming out from that portal? Maybe the boat is made out of some kind of metal that SOMEHOW is able to float on water no problem. Tell you what, how about I stick my head through that portal, and I will decide whether or not it's safe to go through."
Elsa pondered about this for a few minutes before saying, "You know what, go right ahead Anna. ONLY your head goes through there, and hold your breath while you do so. If you start drowning, it will lead to an international crisis."
As if on cue, Anna hastily held her breath and stuck her inside of the portal. What she saw not only proved that the note was telling the truth about the metal boat and that it was also safe to enter, but also that there was a massive amount of chocolate inside of it. The chocolate was seated neatly on top of an extremely long dinner table, and there was also a small sofa for someone to sit on. With that, Anna pulled her head out of the portal before saying to Elsa, "Oh yeah, it's definitely safe to go in there, and there is a LOT of chocolate up for grabs."
Just like that, the two sisters went right through the portal, and their mouths began to water from the sight of all of that chocolate. They realized too late that it was hot inside of the metal ship, so they dug through a nearby dresser to find something lighter to wear. What they found were two very skimpy bikinis. One was magenta with dark green snowflake symbols on it, and the other was cyan with white snowflake symbols on it. They came with a note that said "Magic Bikinis: Can fit anyone and everyone, guaranteed!"
Anna and Elsa promptly put the bikinis on and then started eating some of the chocolate that was on the dinner table. As soon as they took that first bite, their appetites grew dramatically in size. They started snarfing down all the chocolate that they could get their hands on, and sometimes they didn't bother using their hands at all as they started devouring the chocolate in a manner unbecoming of a Princess, let alone a Queen. Within half an hour, every last bit of chocolate had been devoured, and the sisters let out a massive triumphant burp. They also became so sleepy that they didn't realize the drastic transformation that they had just undergone.
The weight of both Anna and Elsa had ballooned dramatically, as each woman now weighed around 320 pounds. Their breasts had also grown in size, as they were now the size of watermelons. What's more, their bikinis expanded in size so that they fit their now colossal boobs perfectly. With a food coma now setting in, Anna sat down on the sofa with a loud thud, with Elsa sitting directly to Anna's left with an equally loud thud. They were both squished pretty tightly together on the sofa, and they started to yawn repeatedly. Eventually, they stopped with the yawning and started sleeping, as their eyes were now closed shut as they were fast asleep.
Suddenly, Anna opened her mouth as wide as it could go, as she let out a titanic, rumbling snore that shook the whole boat. Elsa then opened her own mouth equally wide, and let out an equally loud snore. Soon, Anna and Elsa were snoring absurdly loud in unison together, and they were also drooling so much that it reached their massive breasts. Their drool also seemed to have the texture, color, and odor of dark chocolate. Their farting was just as constant as their snoring and drooling, and the farts in question somehow seemed to smell like freshly made chocolate. With every exhale their lips began to flap repeatedly, sounding like a motorboat of sorts.
As the two queenly sisters continued to snore and fart and drool, a massive storm arrived at the metal ship. The ship kept rocking back and forth as the waves kept pushing in all directions. The plates and silverware all fell off the table with a series of loud shatters, and the sofa kept moving back and forth like the ship. The sounds of thunder could be heard from inside the ship, as could the sounds of the gusts of wind and massive waves outside the ship. Despite all of that, the sisters snored on and on and on and on and on.
The sun rose the next day, and the sofa was back in its proper place. The ship was successfully able to stay afloat in spite of the storm, and the two Queens were out cold and snoring loudly and farting and drooling profusely together while they were sleeping away on that sofa. Not only were they still sleeping in the morning, they were still sleeping the next day, and the day after that. For THREE ENTIRE MONTHS both Anna and Elsa were conked out snoring away, and not once did either of them wake up or open their eyes at all even ONCE. It was almost as if the two of them had somehow fallen into a deep state of hibernation.
More importantly, they seemed to have lost the weight that they had gained a few months ago, and the sofa somehow seemed to shrink to the point where they were still squished together. Even with their weight back to normal, their snoring and drooling and farting weren't altered in the slightest.
All of a sudden, they got up from the sofa and began slowly sleepwalking towards the dresser, and then put their regular attire back on while they were still sleeping. Once their clothes were put back on, they slowly began sleepwalking back to the portal from where they came from. Once they returned to the real world, they stood in place as they snored and farted and drooled together while standing upright.
They continued snoozing until the boat arrived at Eldora, when they woke up and then got off the boat and onto the docks. Everything else went exactly as planned, and thus our story comes to a rather abrupt and anti-climactic end.
The End