Academy training grounds)
The whole class was now outside waiting to begin their next part of their test which was a kunai shuriken throwing test. Naruto was sitting on a nearby tree branch looking at his class with bored eyes.
There were a lot of things Naruto could handle. Kurumi and Yasaka's hellish training no problem, woman he could handle if only just. But there was one thing Naruto could not stand and that was his own boredom.
Normally would be talking to either Rinko or Yukikaze right about now to keep himself from doing something stupid, however said taimanin were currently occupied with a few of their female friends, most noteworthy being Hinata Hyuga and Ino Yamanaka and his childhood friend Asuka Harada.
(A/N: I couldn't find a last name on the senran kagura girls so I'm just going to give them names at the top of my head)
Naruto: (sighs) Kami, it's so damn boring here, what can I do to keep himself from dying of boredom?
Naruto thought about pulling another one of his prank on someone from his class but thought against it. Hopefully the class sensei's will be done soon because if not then Naruto was going to make someone have a shitty day.
Unbeknownst to Naruto, there was another figure in the tree above him, yet he was to preoccupied with his thoughts to notice. The figure grinned and jumped towards the redhead landing on his stomach causing Naruto to be surprised by the unexpected weight on his person.
Naruto looked at the person on his stomach and saw his second childhood friend, Homura Nakajima grinning down at him playfully.
Homura: Geez Naruto, you were starting to look like Duck ass over there with that gloomy aura you've got up here.
Naruto: Homura, what are you doing?
Homura: What I can't talk to my friend, I'm hurt Naruto.
Naruto chuckled in amusement as Homura got off of his stomach and stood on an adjacent branch in front of him.
Homura: So what's got your panties in a twists?
Naruto: (Annoyed) It's it obvious, I'm bored as hell and the teachers are taking too long.
Homura: Naruto it's only been 10 minutes.
Naruto: I know but still, you can't tell me that your not bored to.
Homura was about to retort but realized that he was right. In truth she was bored out of her mind, that's the reason why she was talking to her favorite redhead in the first place.
Homura: (sighs) Nothing we can do about it, all we can do is wait.
Naruto: (smirks) I don't think so.
Homura: Oh Kami, where are you going with this.
Naruto: Just watch~
Naruto flexed his fingers and ninja wire came from the tips from Naruto's gloves and manipulated them to do his bidding. This was his most dangerous weapon which he named Cross Tail. The weapon was able to produce strong ninja wire that can be used both offensively and defensively. On the gloves near the shell there were three seals all interconnected with one another.
The first seal was a reinforcement seal and it made it to where Naruto could strengthen the wire to the point where it couldn't be cut by normal means. The second seal was a chakra restriction seal so when his targets were bound they wouldn't be able to use their chakra. The third seal was a chakra draining seal so when he would bind his targets, the wires would drain his targets chakra.
He had made this weapon with the help of Yasaka and Kurumi when midway in his training he had traveled to the demon realm thanks to Kurumi and defeated a powerful demon. Then with the help of Yasaka, he used the demons carcass to make the wires and apply the seals on the gloves.
Naruto extended his hand and soon ninja wire shot towards the entrance to the training grounds and manipulated them to make a trap for his teachers. He then summoned a few shadow clones to set up the rest of the trap.
Naruto smiled before laying back down on his branch.
Naruto: And now we wait.
Homura was wondering what Naruto did but she kept quiet wanting to watch Naruto's prank in action.
Soon after Iruka and Mizuki were about to enter the training grounds and Naruto smirked mischievously. When Iruka passed the entrance he flexed his index finger and that single action springed the trap. The moment Mizuki entered the training grounds he tripped on his wires and fell to the floor, soon after Mizuki was bombarded with paint bombs that held a variety of colors but the most prominent was pink.
Naruto snickered before flexing his pinky and as soon as mizuki got up glitter bombs dropped from the trees and exploded in front of his face causing his entire body to be covered in glitter.
Homura tried desperately to hold back her laughter but it was getting hard to do so.
The entire class however did not have such control and were laughing at Mizuki's expense.
Iruka tried to get his classes attention but they were still laughing at Mizuki, after a while Iruka had finally had enough and used his famous bighead no jutsu to silence his class and started was about to start the test.
Naruto and Homura jumped down from the tree and made their way towards Rinko, Asuka and Yukikaze, while the latter was still snickering at Mizuki's expense.
Asuka: (Giggling) Was that really necessary Naruto-kun?
Naruto: (smirks) I don't hear you complaining Asuka-chan.
Yukikaze: (snickering) I thought it was a good prank although it's one of your more tame pranks.
Homura: (scoffs) Who cares, a prank is a prank no matter how tame it is.
Rinko: While it's amusing to see Mizuki's embarrassment I think we have a test to pass.
Asuka: Rinko-chan is right, we still need to pass the genin exams. So no more pranks until these exams are over, ok Naruto-kun?
Naruto: Oh fine, ruin my fun why don't you. Although you have a point so I'll play along for now.
Naruto then placed his hand on Asuka's head and rubbed it affectionately, causing the clumsy ninja to blush red but smile happily at her friend/secret crush.
Naruto and his group of female friends went to complete the second part of the genin exams.
During the kunai shuriken test most of the class except the clan heirs, the taimanin's, Asuka and Homura got average scores.
After a while it was Sasuke's turn, making all of the fan girls squeal and cheer for there beloved last "loyal" Uchiha.
Sasuke then grabbed his shuriken and flung them at the targets at once. All of the shuriken hit the targets dead center causing the Uchiha to smirk arrogantly. He the pulled out his kunai and did the same thing he did with his kunai except one of the kunai missed it's mark causing Sasuke to scowl a bit but went back to the spectators.
Sasuke looked at Naruto with a superior smirk and but Naruto just ignored the arrogant Uchiha and continued to watch his class mates causing the Uchiha to scowl in anger.
Asuka went next and got a 7 out of 10, after that Homura went next and got a 9 out of 10.
Rinko and Yukikaze went next and unsurprisingly to Naruto, Yukikaze got 9 out of 10, a higher score than Rinko which was an 8 out 10, after all you don't use ranged weapons and not have good accuracy.
Soon it was Naruto's turn and he did the same thing Sasuke did, the only difference being not a single kunai or shuriken missed it's mark making get a perfect score while also making the Uchiha seeth in anger but be for he could confront the Uzumaki, a certain pink haired banshee did it for him.
Sakura H: There's no way Naruto-baka got more than Sasuke-kun, he must have cheated.
Yukikaze: (annoyed) Oh quit your screeching you pink haired howler monkey.
Sakura H: Make me you flat chested short stack.
Yukikaze was about to lash out at Sakura in anger until Homura stepped in.
Homura: (smirks) Hey at least she has some curves and unlike you, I can actually tell if she's a girl, with you I can't tell if your a male or not.
Sakura H: YOU BITCH!!!
Sakura was about to attack the 2 tanned Shinobi in training while being supported by most of the "Sasuke fan club", but was instantly stopped in her tracks as 2 blades were at her throat while another was dangerously close to her chest where her heart should be.
Asuka: I wouldn't do that if I were you, Haruno.
Sakura: (Nervous) w-why is that?
Rinko: (Serious) Because we'd be saving your live.
Rinko and Asuka looked back and Sakura followed their gaze and was struck with fear. Naruto's eyes were looking at her with cold fury yet his face didn't show it.
But before anything else could happen Iruka finally stepped in.
Iruka: Alright that's enough! Asuka, Rinko put your weapons way so we can continue the test please.
With reluctance the two put their swords away and went to stand next to Naruto, who calmed down thanks to Yukikaze.
Soon they started the taijutsu portion of the test and most of the civilians were beaten down by the clan heirs, soon some of the clan heirs fought each other. The most pathetic match in Naruto's opinion was Sakura and Ino's "fight" which ended in a draw.
Kurumi: Is this really the standard for the Ninja of this era...THIS IF FUCKING PATHETIC!!!
Yasaka: (Worried) I would have to agree with Kurumi on this Naruto-kun. With the exception of your taimanin friends and your childhood friends, most of your graduating class wouldn't last on the field.
Naruto: Ok I admit that most of what we learned was not practical but...
Kurumi: Naruto, nothing you learned here was practical. You learned everything you know from us...and your future mates~
Naruto: (Blushing) Damnit Kurumi, their not my mates!
Kurumi: (Smirks) Yet~
Before Naruto could yell at Kurumi again, Iruka had called for Rinko and Yukikaze to enter the ring gaining the fox boys attention immediately.
Kurumi: Finally, something worth watching.
Naruto: Who do you think will win?
Yasaka: If I had to choose, probably Rinko-chan. Yukikaze isn't much for her taijutsu from what we've seen in the past, although she has gotten better thanks to Shiranui-chan teaching her.
Kurumi: Not to mention Rinko is primarily a melee fighter while Yukikaze is a mid to long range fighter. I wouldn't be surprised if Rinko won if only by a hair.
True to the kyuubi sister's words Rinko ended up winning the fight but Yukikaze didn't go down easy and nearly won.
Iruka: Will Naruto and Sasuke enter the ring.
Sasuke smirked arrogantly while walking into the ring. Naruto just sighed in annoyance and calmly walked into the ring, Sasuke got into his interceptor fist while Naruto didn't take a stance, he just stood there with his arms in his pockets.
Sasuke: (Smirk) Not going to take a stance dobe?
Naruto: (Scoffs) Why should I, it's not like you can hit me, especially when you haven't unlocked your precious eyes yet.
Sasuke: (Angry) I'll make you eat those words you clanless orphan!
Iruka was feeling a little worried for this match but it was only a test, how bad could it be?
Iruka: Begin!
Sasuke waited for Naruto to make the first move but the jinchuriki hadn't made a single move. After a bit of waiting, the Uchiha started getting annoyed and charged Naruto.
Sasuke: If you won't come to me then I'll come to you, you clanless dobe.
Naruto just smirked before he disappeared in a burst of speed confusing Sasuke.
The next thing Sasuke knew, he was facing the sky and fell on his back outside the ring with a loud thud.
Iruka, Mizuki and most of the class were surprised at the quick outcome of the match with the exception of Naruto's friends. Iruka finally came out of his stuper and called the match
Iruka: Sasuke Uchiha is out of bounds, Naruto Uzumaki wins the match.
The rest of the class came out of their shock before the fan girls most prominently Sakura and Ino were shouting in outrage.
Homura: How pathetic, at this rate none of these girls will survive on the field.
Yukikaze: Forget the field, they won't become kunoichi period.
Asuka: Come on you two be nice, their still our classmates.
Rinko: Asuka you have to admit that their right, at this rate only a few females will pass the exam.
Asuka: (saddened) That's true.
Homura: Soon they will find out the hard way.
Sasuke didn't know what happened, first thing he knew was that he was charging at the fox freak and the next thing he knew, he was outside the ring, on his ass, and utterly humiliated. Shock turned into rage, then said rage turned into absolute fury as he went through a sequence of hand seals.
Sasuke: (Thought) I won't be outdone by this clanless freak.
Naruto was making his way to his friends with a smile, but that smile soon turned into a frown when he sensed a buildup of chakra behind him. He heard Asuka screaming at him and looked behind him to see an average sized fireball coming his way.
Naruto was momentarily shocked by this before he quickly wrapped his hands with his dence chakra and stopped the fireball with his hands. After a minute Naruto swiped his hands downwards and dispersed the fireball.
Naruto: So the Uchiha wants to be a sore loser on top of being an arrogant dickhead. Fine, if you want to die then I'd be more than happy to send you to your clan!
Naruto disappeared with the sound of static following after and immediately appeared in front of Sasuke and slammed a chakra enhanced palm strike into his stomach sending him flying into the nearly wooden fence knocking him out.
Mizuki: Naruto, what do you think you're doing!!!
Naruto: What? He attacked me first with a fire jutsu at that. Plus the match was over.
Iruka: I know but...was that really necessary
Before Naruto could retort, Rinko spoke up.
Rinko: With all due respect Iruka-sensei, I believe Naruto was well in his rights to defend himself, especially when the match was over.
Mizuki was about to shout at Rinko but Iruka gave him a look, telling him to be quiet. Iruka just sighed and looked at Naruto with concern.
Iruka: Naruto how are your hands?
Naruto: I should be fine sensei, I should be able to do the last test.
Iruka looked at the jinchuriki's hands and noticed that his hands were nearly red thanks to the fireball and sighed.
Iruka: Just go to the nurses office Naruto, and bring Sasuke with you to get checked out.
Naruto couldn't help the slight chill go down his spine at the thought of the nurses office but made his way to the academy with Sasuke over his shoulder.
Rinko, Yukikaze, Asuka and Homura looked at the retreating foxboy with worry.
Asuka: You think Naruto-kun will be alright?
Rinko: Naruto-kun will be fine, we have some of the best nurses in the academy.
Homura: (Scoffs) Oh please, if anything the nurse is going to jump his bones before she even heals him.
Rinko: HOMURA!
Yukikaze: I think I'll have to agree with Homura on this one Rinko.
Rinko: Oh come one Yukikaze, not you two.
Yukikaze: let's be honest, that horny ass nurse would sooner sleep with him the heal anyone else in the room.
Asuka: (Blushing) You don't know that Yukikaze-chan.
Rinko: (Sighs) We'll just have to hope she doesn't try anything while we still have a test.
(Ninja academy: Nurses office)
Naruto walked into the nurses office with an unconscious Sasuke over his shoulder. He walked over to the nearest bed and tossed the Uchiha on the bed uncaringly.
Naruto: Fucking arrogant bastard.
Kurumi: You're normally not that slow at reacting to surprise attacks like that, we're going to have to increase your reaction time on our next session Naru-kun~
Naruto:(Fearful) Please no I'm sorry, I'll do better I swear!
Yasaka: Admit it Naru-kun while you did react on time, you're normally not that slow. I think it's time we pick our training sessions back up wouldn't you agree Kurumi~
Kurumi: Of course and I can wait~
Naruto paled in fear at the thought of the fox sisters training and was about to voice his protest, until he felt slender armes wrap around him and pulling him into a pair of massive orbs of clothed flesh, soon after he heard a seductive purr dangerously close to his ear
???: Oh my, it looks like I caught myself a handsome fox. I hope I'll be able to keep him for myself~
A shiver went down Naruto's spine when he heard her voice and was about to break free, but suddenly found himself on another bed with the woman on top of him. And upon looking at who was straddling his waist he couldn't help the blush on his face at the sight.
The woman had long navy blue hair that reached her wide hips, light brown eyes and a heart shaped face. Her attire consists of a low cut purple top showing off her enormous breasts rivaling even Tsunade senju and a black mini skirt all while wearing a white lab coat over her outfit and a small green pendant around her neck. Naruto could faintly see the woman light green panties from under her skirt and she was currently giving the fox boy bedroom eyes.
???: Did my little fox come to claim his prize~
Naruto: (Blushing) N-Nijou-sensei! What are yo-
The seductive Nurse had silenced the fox boy by placing her finger on Naruto's mouth and gave him a pouting expression.
Aki: Now now Naru-kun, I thought I told you to call me Aki-chan~
Naruto: R-Right Aki-chan, can I ask what you're doing?
Aki: Well I thought I could surprise my favorite fox, it's been a while since you've visited me~
Kurumi: (Smirks) I like this one Naru-kun, you really should make her one of your mates~
Naruto: Damnit Kurumi, now is not the time for your antics right now!
Aki gave a pout all while slowly grinding her hips on his waist, causing Naruto to get very aroused by the nurses actions.
Aki: (pouting) On top of that you haven't been visiting me as often.
Naruto: Sorry Aki-chan, I've just been busy with training for these exams and I really want to pass this year.
Aki then noticed Naruto's damaged hands and started using her pendant to see what was wrong with her favorite redhead. The pendant was something that she made with the help of Tsunade to help her analyze another person for injuries so she could give her patients the proper treatment.
She then grabbed Naruto's hands and started applying healing chakra and healing his hands almost immediately.
Aki: (serious) I'm assuming the Uchiha did this to you.
Naruto: Yeah, although it's only a slight burn I should be fine thanks to you.
Aki's mood did a complete 180 when she heard Naruto's words and pressed his face into her massive orbs of flesh.
Aki: (Happy) You know I'm always happy to heal you any time Naruto-kun~
Naruto: Aki-chan...can't...Breath.
Aki then loosened her grip on the redhead, allowing him to breathe.
Aki: You know, aside from the Uchiha we're the only ones in this room right now~
Naruto: Oh Kami, where are you going with this?
Aki then laid Naruto back down on the bed and took off her lab coat while simultaneously making her breasts giggle with her movements.
Aki: I was hoping we could have an...early graduation~
Aki then leaned down closer to Naruto's face making their lips almost connect. Naruto himself was about to give in to the seductress but before Aki's lips could connect with his, a large paper fan with the kanji for "NO HORNY" smacked her upside the head causing the voluptuous nurses to cry out in pain.
???: I swear, I can't leave you alone with him for 5 minutes and your already about to have sex with him.
Aki and Naruto looked at the woman that came in the Infirmary with two different expressions one with gratitude and the other with mild annoyance.
The woman was certainly beautiful with hip-length black hair that has bangs hanging on the right side with two ahoges, green eyes, a mole under her left eye, red round glasses, one earring on her left ear, and a voluptuous figure. She was wearing a green knitted turtleneck, a tight black mini-skirt along with cross garter motif stockings, and like Aki she was also wearing a white lab coat.
The woman gave Aki a deadpan look and chastised her without missing a beat.
???: At least wait until he gets his headband before you try to sleep with him. I swear you lack patience sometimes.
Aki then gave her friend/rival a pout before she got off of Naruto and put her lab coat back on.
Aki: And hear I thought we'd get some alone time. You really know how to be a killjoy Chisato.
The now named Chisato just gave her friend a blank stare.
Chisato: Aki, Naruto-kun still has a test to finish, at least try to restrain yourself.
Aki: Oh fine, ruin my fun why don't you.
Naruto gave Chisato a greatful smile and a hug making the her smile softly at the gesture before she returned the hug.
Aki Nijou and Chisato Hasegawa were 2 of the best doctors currently in konoha right behind Tsunade senju herself. In fact it's said that it was Tsunade herself that taught them everything she knew about the medical field, although they didn't pick up her famous physical strength they made up for it in their medical prowess.
Both nurses were also Naruto's personal doctors in the past. Whenever Naruto would get caught by a mob of villagers, both Aki and Chisato would immediately care for him when none of the other doctors did. It was also a relief for both nurses when the hokage himself asked for them personally for the role and since then they've grown attached to the fox container.
Chisato: I'm assuming that Aki healed your hands already?
Naruto: Yeah she did, thanks by the way Aki-chan.
Aki: Anytime Naru-kun.
Chisato: Just to be sure how about you come by and we can do a full examination after your test.
Naruto: That would be nice Chisato-chan, you can never be to sure.
Chisato then looked at the second bed and saw the unconscious Uchiha and sighed. She then gave Naruto a deadpan look.
Chisato: You know, you could have made our jobs a bit easier.
Naruto: (Sheepish) Sorry, he tried to hit me with a fireball when he lost to me, so I knocked him out.
Aki: (Scowls) I swear, that boy has gotten out of control since the massacre, it's really starting to get out of hand.
Naruto: Sorry girls, I have to get to class for the final test.
Aki: (Pouts) But you just got here~
Chisato: Let him go Aki, he doesn't need anymore distractions.
Naruto then gave both nurses a hug before he ran out the room. Aki and Chisato then looked at the Uchiha with cold eyes before reluctantly healed the spoiled brat.
Aki: (Sighs) And I was so close to having him to myself, such a shame.
Chisato: Aki you know you can't do anything yet, not while he's still in the academy.
Aki: (Sighs) I know, it's just that Naru-kun might be able to help me with my situation, and you know it Chisato.
Chisato couldn't help but agree with her friend knowing of her situation. She felt sympathy for her best friend but now wasn't the time for a gloomy atmosphere.
Chisato: Well at least when he gets his headband he'll be considered an adult, that way he can become a good candidate.
Aki: (Smiles) Your right about that, hopefully I'll be able to tell him soon, a woman can't wait forever after all~
(Academy hallway)
Naruto couldn't help the chill that went down his spine, for some reason he just knew that he was going to be in deep shit in the future.
He shrugged the feeling of and continued his way to his classroom wanting to get out of the hellhole that was the shinobi academy.
(End Chapter)